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UPCOMING EVENTS
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 156 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS
>UFC 197: Jon Jones vs. Ovince Saint Preux staredown
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11482594/ufc-197-jon-jones-vs-ovince-saint-preux-staredown
>The UFC has officially pulled the plug on the Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481106/report-ufc-officially-pulls-the-plug-on-nate-diaz-vs-conor-mcgregor
>Fedor Emelianenko vs. Fabio Maldonado set for Fight Nights in Russia
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/17/11445374/fedor-emelianenko-vs-fabio-maldonado-set-for-fight-nights-in-russia
>Khabib offered GSP for UFC 200
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
EMBEDDED:
Episode 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOHzvzAaQUk
Episode 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM61FQBDAks
Episode 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai3J3-1We1g
Free Fight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4sUSYgJ2mQ
>>66997347
>>66997347
>>66997347
real thread commie
>thread wars
sorry lad
i had a feeling adan was waiting to post a new thread exactly 12 posts early again
i like this thread more
>>66997442
aha no worries, I did the same. What one should we use?
How would this guy stack up against the UFC HW top 5?
>>66997465
the other one, holland doesn't like it as much as this one
i've been in this situation before, whichever one gets bumped the most in the first 50 posts or so is the one that will survive
can someone make a superior version of my oc idea? promise i won't sue. the guy who added the caption had the right idea
>>66997490
He's probably LHW, isn't he only like 220 ish and 5'9? he'd be mark hunt of lhw
>>66998100
Yes, I can.
>>66998100
i got you lah
When is Phil Davis getting a bellator title shot?
>>67006431
Fighting Melvin Manhoef in a kickboxing fight.
>>67006472
R u goofing me?
His ko of carmont was nice tho
>>66997490
Probably Boetsch tier fighter with Ortiz tier excuses. Fuck Blaha.
Mitrione was schaubs best performance
Who hype for bellator tomorrow?
Benson is my moms favorite fighter
>>67006937
benson looks really weird and shiny in all his new promo material.
looks like he's been on androgen and baby oil
Catching up on the first episode of TUF and out of nowhere The Dean Of Mean Keith Jardine makes an appearance! Anyone have any Jardine webms?
>>67006937
>mfw Comcast moved SpikeTV to a higher tier package
>mfw HD cable, the sports package, and HBO and that no goddamn SpikeTV for Bellator
>>67007139
Keith Jardine is still alive??
gsp vs lawler ufc 200 boys
who hype
How many times will OSP be poked in the eyes tomorrow?
>>67007186
ME.
>>67007186
prefer he stay retried t b h
I rather remember him for the his great career he had rather than come back and look ordinary or lose badly.
I'd rather Lawler fight Condit at UFC 200 , thats a guaranteed great fight.
>>67007262
>I'd rather Lawler fight Condit at UFC 200 , thats a guaranteed great fight.
fuck yeah, the only way that event can be saved
>>66997442
>>66997465
lmao I influence your actions in threads I haven't even posted in
In other words, I'm always in your head lol
>>67009834
Lawler vs Condit 2 would be good. GSP vs Lawler would be good too, but I also would prefer he stay retired.
EFN HAS FLUTES
>>67009834
Condit fucking sucks, when will you goofs learn?
EFN LIVE
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-ufa
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-ufa
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-ufa
SHE LOVES IT
>>67009834
After the split decision win for Lawler I'd love to see Condit/Lawler again, honestly.
I'm surprised Lawler isn't being publicized as fuck, he's an incredible and ruthless fighter honestly.
isn't fedor fighting on an efn show?
How do I watch EFN? Also, what is EFN?
>>67011321
Yeah, this summer vs Maldonado.
>>67011321
yes
>>67011323
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-ufa
>>67011323
ONE OF THE BIGGEST
ONE OF THE STRONGEST
MMA PROMOTION IN RUSSIA
Are "Rowdy Rockstar" Ronda Rousey and Travis "The Hawaiian Hottie" Browne the cutest couple in MMA?
>>67011323
Eurasia fight nights
UFC.tv
Quality fighting with a live band that plays along to the fights and a lot of dance and theatrical performances in between fights. They are a lot of fun actually.
>>67011335
delet
>>67011323
>what is EFN?
mma meets russia meets mongolia meets a parade
>>67011329
Do you honestly think I'd ever pay for FitePass? Is that what you think, kid?
Previous thread: >>67002956
Upcoming MMA events:
4/23 - JBJ vs OSP
5/8 - Overeem vs Arlovski
5/14 - Werdum vs Miocic
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
UFC 200 press conference (5pm est): https://youtu.be/T3gTwkCutlQ
197 weigh in (7PM est) https://youtu.be/yh6T8Ua3i-0
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/HCvcAoNRqOg
>Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/oOHzvzAaQUk
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/Ai3J3-1We1g
>Countdown
JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/QIOfshb2NFQ
DJ vs Cejudo: https://youtu.be/LrOtxmMkvgk
>Legal free fight(s)
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/oox_IBeEYiI
DJ vs Benavidez II: https://youtu.be/PVhnVMlwcHs
JBJ vs Rampage: https://youtu.be/XwClMZFO4Lc
OSP vs Krylov: https://youtu.be/D0W8_1gsHAs
OSP vs Cummins: https://youtu.be/XKtuOfM65Vw
Brock vs Overeem: https://youtu.be/Lbpwc3lP3WI
Werdum vs Cain: https://youtu.be/XKtuOfM65Vw
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
MMAbeat: https://youtu.be/iqBiKRrMmC8
Zahabi on JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/jZKE0vAXBJY
Dan Hardy on DJ vs Cejudo: https://youtu.be/oOHzvzAaQUk
Dan Hardy on JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/XfGxMJs9h54
Please don't forget to learn about the region where the event is held between fights
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashkortostan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufa
>>67011352
Thank you for your service.
>>67011351
sign up for a free trial
or don't watch at all I guess
>Fedor Emelianenko is a Strikeforce legend
He is unironically 1-3 in Strikeforce
>>67011350
>its a paedophile takes advantage of a vulnerable young girl episode
stupid sexy ref
>>67011335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBR8di_w0l8
no
>>67011372
kek
loving the Russian commentator desu
>>67011392
the accent is great
good morning /heem/ --- i had a dream. i was on an airplane and cat zingano was sitting behind me. we chatted a bit. ronda rousey was 2 seats in front of me and she was cool at first but as the buzz taht she was on the plane circulated she began to get swarmed and left for the restroom. she smelled like she was on her period. by this time zingano was taking a catnap. i dont know if they were scheduled to fight each other but logic would dictate that to be so. then i woke up. that's all i got.
>>67011384
Fedor Lookin ass boi
>>67011294
Never.
"Is Conduit a meme fighter?"
We can now answer yes.
>>67011392
He's great, usually very cup half full too. One man booth best man booth.
Guy in red with the meme haircut is getting heemd in the second
Anyone else really excited for bellator tonight?
>>67011422
goat nose picker
why do I hear a DJ every now and then
>>67011433
Why?
>>67011433
me kinda, but bendo is usually boring and i have to wake up relatively early tomorrow
Do they have bananas in Russia?
>>67011439
They like to jam while the fights are going slowly.
all these elbows
>>67011440
Bendo is gonna get ko'd by a russian. Michael page too.
>ref just letting this guy die
>>67011407
I'm a goof
>>67011433
>MVP
>The Burnt out Husk of Manborg
>A Freire brother
>Bendo
It's gonna be good.
>>67011457
>letting losers live
pfffft
I like that the EFN ring girls oil up their breastal areas.
>>67011483
hahaha I love it
>>67011477
agreed
if you lose the ref should shoot you in the head
>>67011483
fucking kek
>Fedor is natty meme
>>67011483
>we did not think about it
kek'd
>>67011483
>le fedora is natural meme
>>67011483
"We took their word faM"
>>67011483
>fedor isnt on the gas meme
nobody cares why do they even say this
>>67011484
Forgot to attach the webm
that cheeky fucking wink is hilarious
this ref is pretty cute
>another wink
o-oh
>that wink
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>67011526
They didin't oil them up
there tits are just made of oil
>>67011526
oil from her face by the looks of it
HEEEEEMMMMMMM
Holy shit he is dead
literally the most perfect 1-2 I've ever seen.
HOLY SHIT HE KILLED HIM
HE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM
holy fuck
Why did he start hitting his feet after he ko'd him?
http://www.snappytv.com/tc/1772959/841731
Heem dead
WELCOME TO YOU'RE DEATH
>>67011592
>you're
>>67011576
I'm curious about this too
>>67011595
>checks flag
>'staya
>>67011592
>Heem a guy dead
>Then start fondling his feet
>>67011576
You keep on hitting your opponent until the ref stops you, those are the rules. Hammer fists to wherever you can get em in.
>>67011592
>those foot taps
Oh Russia.
>>67011422
>he didnt eat it
it's like he doesnt want to build up his immunity to diseases or something
the fucking wink
>Demetrious Johnson: I totally understand where Conor McGregor is coming from
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/22/11486132/demetrious-johnson-i-totally-understand-where-conor-mcgregor-is
Kek
>>67011592
need fucking slomo holy shit
DR GAREEVA YOU BITCH
>X GON GIV IT TO YA
God damnit Maria
>they have a pussy ass female doctor making the calls on stoppage
nice.
>>67011634
>It takes energy to sit here and answer the questions, answer politically correct, think of the right things to say so people think you're intelligent. All of that stuff. It takes a lot of energy that could be well spent chilling at home, relaxing, just closing your mind away from it.
Sheeit was that Ali Bagautinov?
>>67011666
Yeah he's at almost every EFN show
Name a HW with a more impressive current win streak
>a world class grappler
>an Olympic Judo gold medalist
>a former UFC title challenger
>a professional kickboxer
protip: you can't
hook me up with some music like this please lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfY7TfeGqV0#t=1m12s
>>67011634
I would have more sympathy for Conor if he didn't decide to pull this stunt last minute. He knew he had media obligations when he decided to move his camp to Iceland.
someone hook me up with a stream please
>>67011697
ufc.tv
>>67011697
If you don't have Fight Pass, you don't DESERVE to watch this.
I like wink ref more than thumbs up ref
>tfw you and GSP will never subdue an alligator together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZRapceREUE&feature=share
i just got fightpass for this and i cant watch it without buffering in 240p wtf ufc fuck you dana
>>67011722
>australian internet
>>67011384
>Fedor Beta
>>67011722
that's probably your internet's fault desu
I've never not maxed out my connection with fp
>>67011722
Turn off your ultimate surrender torrents mate
literally why go to armbar like that when you can just smash the guy to a tko
>abandoning top mount for an armbar
ARMBAR BATTLE
its not buffering anymore lads and its pretty good for 240, caught most of that round. I really enjoy the drum in the background
>No stools
>Just sitting on the ground
>>67011718
>dat top control on the gator
dayum
C'mon Blue Shorts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYkDwzi-FI
>I bought fightpads to watch an efn card
do red hot chili peppers know efn are using their music
>going for a kimura from top mount
based Roman knowing what the fighters have to do
>>67011801
Possibly, Anthony Kiedis is a huge fight fan
BLUUUEEE SHOORRRTZZZ
>tapping to hammerfists
>tapping to strikes
>tapping to strikes
>tapping to strikes
>tapping to strikes
>tapping to strikes
>tapping from strikes
>>67011820
>>67011814
>wanting brain damage
>>67011786
>going for a head&arm throw while body-locked perpendicularly
Worse ressling than wmma desu
>>67011812
Is that Matt Serra or Vin Diesel?
Konstantin Erokhin sighting!!!
>>67011848
it's the rock
>>67011848
Brandon Vera
>>67011848
That's dana
>tfw pain in my left arm
Might be having a heart attack lads
Hope i don't get perma heem'd
>2 victories, and 5 losses in a row
>>67011896
Do you smoke marijuana?
>>67011848
Shane carwin
>>67011848
you're being fooled, it is actually vin diesel in this image
I agree with Conor, excessive promotional tours & what not get in the way of preparation. Example Ronda Rousey wasn't ready for UFC193 for the same reason.
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-anthony-pettis-working-with-greg-jackson-and-his-team-going-forward-042116
there is still hope for Pettis yet. Duke Goofus has been holding back his development.
>>67011312
she's gone and dribbled all over her tits
>cody east
>Travis Browne
>Jon jones
>Diego Brandao
>BJ penn
Why do so many scumbags train or have trained at Jackson and winkeljohn?
>>67011996
Greg is a pedo
>>67011996
>jon jones
>a scumbag
OFFICIAL TOP 5 GYMS
1. KINGS MMA
2 AKA
3. JACKSON/WINKLEJON
4 NOVA UNIAO
5. TEAM ALPHA MALE
>>67011896
honestly if you're not having pain in the center of your chest as well as being short of breath I'd try to forget about it lad
>>67012020
>1. KINGS MMA
good
>2 AKA
good
>3. JACKSON/WINKLEJON
good
>4 NOVA UNIAO
shit without drugs
>5. TEAM ALPHA MALE
shit if you're a normal sized being
>>67012034
name 2 gyms that you would replace them with
>>67012020
I'd put ATT in there, shift out NU or TAM
Post-USADA Nova Uniao: Not looking good
Modern TAM: Faber, Fili, Garbrandt...
>>67012042
Tristar, ATT, Alliance mma
>>67012042
blackzillians
Chute Boxe
>>67012042
tristar
team elevation
>>67012005
Sure she's got the greasy titties, but she's no WEC ring girl.
>>67012034
>AKA
>good
Yeah if you want to only fight once every 3 years.
Your lucky you dont get permanently crippled.
>playing eye of the tiger to encourage fighters
>that eye of the tiger
>>67012034
>>67012045
i put Nova Uniao there because they have 2 fighters fighting for a title
>>67012060
>>67012051
completely forgot tristar but besides rory they don't have any top tens that come to mind, so i stick with alpha male
>Russian general guy
>>67012060
Team Elevation are off to a pretty good start, but I think I'd hold off on putting them in the top 5 until we've seen maybe 6 more months of data to review.
>>67012060
>tristar
meme tier
they havent had a win in a loooong time
>>67012077
>completely forgot tristar but besides rory they don't have any top tens that come to mind, so i stick with alpha male
TAM only have Faber in top 10 now that Joe B left
>>67012077
Who cares about top tens? TAM has an outdated style and no future champs. They are a dying camp.
>Faber
>post-chin mendes
>garbrant
>PVZ
Their two best fighters have left over the past 9 months (dilly and Joe b)
is he getting walked in by his mum?
>>67012077
>>67012098
forgot about mendes and pvz soz, cody isnt even top 15 at BW for some reason
>tfw no swordwielding russian cougar
Will Charlie Weidman do this for Chris during 199?
>>67012124
and all her kids are cagefighters who could beat you up
do you think she has a cage in her backyard?
Conor doesn't need to do a press conference everyone knows who he is and what he can do everyone just wants to jump on his back the minute he does something out of the ordinary this isn't an out for him he's looking forward to fighting Nate he will easily beat him he was beating him last time too your all begrudgers who cares about press conferences we want fights not talking shut the fuck up about it already its just a press conference no one even watches them
do you think EFN is allowed to call it an Octagon™?
>>67012145
Don't think the UFC has any means to stop them even if they wanted. Id assume they don't mind though considering they are featuring them on fightpass.
>>67012136
>he took time to write this
goof
>>67012136
I actually want to heem you so bad for this
>>67012130
>fan mashup of Won't Back Down and "He's Still My Boy!" starts playing
Shooto Japan is tonight at 2am est on fightpass. im probably not going to be to watch it live though. They are supposed to be adding another orginization next month also.
>>67012187
It'll be awesome if that means the full Shooto Japan archives... so many classic fights in there.
>>67012197
What the fuck
>>67012197
Was it autism?
>>67012197
>>67012219
>>67012217
ENF always has entertaning stuff in betweens
I remember the whole caucasian dance between fights last ENF card that was actually more entertaining than the fights
>>67012197
why are europeans so weird
>>67012217
Uh it's called having a mum
What?
>>67012236
wat
>>67012231
This. Its really something different
>>67012197
https://vine.co/v/OQuaZ5AaFFO
Wow, that's a bad call by the referee
Think he's gonna get spanked for losing?
>>67012236
>>67012197
I've never been closer to signing up for Fight Pass.
SUDDENLY PUTIN
P U T I N
U
T
I
N
Based putin
>>67012197
>white """""""""""people""""""""""''
P U T I N
U
T
I
N
why is fight pass playing putin propaganda
VLADDY P
GOAT
O
A
T
This is why we need the Donald as president. He is the only fight fan candidate.
>>67012288
dana is a big fan
>>67012288
its a spoof, they voiced over the journalists making it sound that they are asking questions about EFN
>>67012288
kek inb4 Fight pass gets shut down
>>67012285
this 2bh
glad we'll all be a shade of brown in 50 years
>>67012285
>>67012312
hello tyrones
EFN is so fucking strange but amazing at the same time
>>67012315
And the last of the "mum trilogy", her giving the ref a telling
>>67012312
Unlikely. Migrant breeding tends to stabilise a few years after arriving in a 1st world country. Dating patterns don't support it either.
There's just going to be a sizable underclass of thirdworlders working shitty jobs and pushing powder.
Guess it's different for americucks tho.
THAT SMIRK
WEBM OF THAT CHICK
>>67012344
hello van dijk
>>67012362
greetings my friend
Have you guys pretended to like Prince yet today?
>>67012357
I wonder if she realizes how emasculated she must make her sons feel.
>>67012357
My mum could beat up your mum
>19
Jesus he looks about 35
>>67012357
Her and Weidman's dad 2bh
>>67012357
>>67012373
>>67012378
reminder that in the Caucasus they have a 'stronk womyn' mentality
Will it Blend? 2 UFC manlets edition
>>67012357
hahahahahahahaa is there a video of that fight with audio?
>>67012407
my heart
>>67012403
>BR humor
>>67012390
They don't though. They have a "respect your parents no matter what" mentality. There's a russian documentary about Kadyrov where he literally cries on camera when talking about his deceased father.
that armbar
HEEM TAPPY
SICK
That was really slick
>>67012417
But I read that they promote mothers as being stronk
>>67012431
>>67012424
>>67012423
>>67012422
AUSTRALIA GET ON THE FUCKIN WEBM MACHINE I WANNA WATCH
>>67012441
>me on the left
>>67012441
at least someone on heem got a date
>>67012441
awkward
>>67012441
they have chinks there too?
>>67012467
>what is central Asia?
>>67012474
>caucasus=cental asia
Hong Li pls
can anyone rec me some good central asian music?
Always enjoy seeing a Kazakh fighter get a win
Fedor at EFN is going to be amazing the more I think about it. They will take the pageantry to a whole new level for him.
>Vitaly Minakov
Isn't that guy the Bellator HW champ?
>>67012484
its hosted in the Caucasus you goof its where 'white' people originally come from hence the name caucasians
here some dance with the traditional music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zClxwxpVwNk
>>67012486
Holy fuck, why do we not see that kind of shit in UFC?
>>67012502
Yeah, but bellator doesn't really have a HW division. Hes fought on fightpass more recently and frequently than in bellator.
>>67012502
yes hes a beast
why?
>>67012508
> where 'white' people originally come from
Akshully it's where the remains were first found.
>>67012508
Bashkortostan is more steppe-y
>>67012521
Why is he fighting in EFN
This guy answered>>67012519
>>67012484
Tennger Calvary
>that hairline
JUST
Was it all just an elaborate marketing scheme /sp/?
Some old fashioned WWE type of promotion?
>>67012526
are you chechen
How can Yoel be not one of your boys?
>his power and athleticism
>unique mewment
>non-boring wrestler who loves heels
>his voice
>his cordial hugging of opponents
>his translator
>fighting against gay people
>KOed Kennedy into retirement whining
>beat USADA
>>67012441
and an all grown up version too
>>67012565
>>fighting against gay people
>>KOed Kennedy into retirement whining
>>beat USADA
these are bad things
>>67012591
>this post
>this flag
not suprised
>>67012575
XBOCT really let himself go
>this guy violated PVZ
WAKING UP
BACK IN THE CAGE
>>67012441
>Taking a girl to the fights on the first date
Wew wew wew
>>67012609
pvz really likes swarthy dudes huh
>>67012565
Yoel has always been and always will be my boy.
>>67012484
>Tuvan stuff:
Deep in the heart of tuva
Tuva, among the spirits
melodii tuvi
Tuva - voices from the land of the eagles
tuva - echoes from the spirit world
tuva - among the spirits
Everything by: Shu-De, Huun-Huur-Tu, Kongar-Ol Ondar, Yat-Kha (for a modern approach), Sainkho Namchylak (for new age stuff), Oidupaa Vladimir Oiun
>Mongolian stuff:
Alash Ensemble
Altan Urag
Anda union
Hanggai
Seeda
Urna (non-throat singing traditional songs)
White Moon - Tsagaan Sar
Imre Peemot
Jargalant Altai
Should all be on soulseek. I Especially Recommend Jargalant Altai and Deep in the Heart of Tuva as introductory compilations. Also, watch Genghis Blues if you can.
>>67012628
I think it is the neck tattoos that gets her going
Just hopped on fight pass /heem/, what weight are these two fellas currently competing at?
>>67012656
Slavweight
>>67012656
145
>>67012676
>>67012671
Thanks
Do it for Grimes
>>67012646
How much do I need to listen to before I can tame eagles and ride horses without a saddle?
>>67012726
Do it for them
>>67012648
kek
>>67012591
>finishing Kennedy into retirement
>a bad thing
Tim is one of the most annoying fighters in the UFC
JUST BLEEEEEEED
WOT A CUT
This is going to be stopped
this is gettign blooddy
4.5 bongs til 200 presser ;(
>>67012774
Kennedy is a green barrett sniper trained to fight, kill, and defend USA. So before you say anything negative about him again, you better remember to thank him for his service first.
Stream?
>>67012805
UFC.tv
>>67012481
Russian has asian borders, you should know this russia lite
>>67012575
this is how i imagine every russian poster in heem
;-;
What a cut
>>67012806
stop postin on heem Dana
>>67012067
this is the best thing the UFC could do to improve their product
>>67012923
>not pictured
Stream?
Tomorrows card is going to be great. Could easily be 187 tier maincard.
How bad is fat boy about to get heemed?
>>67012656
>>67012671
>>67012676
Are there prelims on right now or something?
get yellow carded fatboyyyy
>>67012962
It will be submission
>These meme kicks
https://www.fb.com/MjolnirMMA/videos/1018568541559209/
Gunnar and Conor today
noooo .__.
>>67012951
>jones leg reach
wew
>>67012974
You were more or less right. He quit.
>>67012951
Are you kidding?
Whittaker vs Natal could easily be a clinchfest, Natal is boring. Remember how he beat Hall?
Johnson vs Cejudo could, again, be boring as fuck as it becomes Cejudo desperately trying to wrestle the #2 P4P in the world who doesn't mind being boring himself.
Jones could easily wrestle OSP to a GNP TKO or decision.
Esparza vs Lima? Yeah, boring shitty wrestling WMMA. Steele could do the exact same vs Roberts. Come on bud.
>>67013015
>le glass half full man
>>67013015
no matter how hard they try yoU CANT STOP US NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>67012951
Jones is so confident he'll be fighting off of his knees
>>67012951
Is OSP /bull/ tier?
>>67012951
Kek I didn't know Carla Espaza was faitin'
>>67013088
Hope she gets merked again
I fucked up and told my friends that Jones is fighting Cormier this weekend because I was high on coke and forgot that Cormier pulled out a month ago and now everyone wants to watch it. wat do? Will casuals even know the difference?
What is this goof doing? It looks like he is jerking off an invisible cock into his mouth
![159561792-mixed-martial-artist-uriah-faber-kristi-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vIp19gl.jpg "159561792-mixed-martial-artist-uriah-faber-kristi-gettyimages[1]")
is nick the tooth a meme yet lads?
>>67013015
Rodriguez/Fili and Pettis/Barboza should be fucking awesome. Even if everything else you said happens it would be decent.
>>67013108
tell them that DC pulled out, you weirdo
>>67013108
Tell them Jones is the uncrowned king and he is doing some redemption arc casuals will understand that
Is....
...is he pimping her, /heem/?
>>67013118
Dana tried to force him as a meme a year or so ago and it backfired. Toothmemes will never happen now.
>>67013113
ess normal
>>67013118
no, you weirdo
>>67013136
Holy sheit she's on steroid
>>67013128
If everything I said happens it will be terrible lol.
Pettis/Barboza should be great, I agree. And Yair/Fili should also be great. Those are unreal matchups. Thing is, both of those fights are likely to end in an early submission imo
I don't like Whittaker vs Natal. Whittaker is most exciting when he's fighting a striker, Natal is a motherfuck. I'm still sour about him low blowing Hall with the first strike of their fight.
>>67013108
>>67013131
wtf? how is this even a problem you dumb fucking burger
>>67013118
Dana is trying to turn him into a (force) meme.
>>67013140
The memes coming out of this card are unreal.
>>67012565
I always supported him.
YESSSS ARIEL FUCKING HELWANI TWEETED ME ABOUT MATZO BALL SOUP AUCK ON IT 4 CHAN JEWS UNITE
>>67012407
4/10 and 4/10 sitting together.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEgdk7IgsF8
>>67012565
>non-boring wrestler who loves heels
>loves heels
>heels
wut
>>67013191
How is it even possible to grow facial hair so geometrically perfect?
>>67013136
he almost looks a little like bigfoot...
G-OH-TEEN
>>67013204
Ankle picks and such
>>67013151
That would mean three out of the 5 main card fights ended quickly and awesomely. I wouldn't consider that to be terrible. And Johnson/Cejudo is literally the last matchup ever that's worthwhile for Mighty Mouse. If he's able to make Cejudo look clueless then that's sorta interesting in its own way. Also Cejudo will probably miss weight anyways because he's a moron.
Whittaker's usually exciting but you're probably right that Natal will make it ugly and win 29-28 or something by doing nothing.
I hate both Esparza and Lima so I'm glad one of them is going to be taken down a peg.
oh it's that famous biker
goat
https://twitter.com/MikeTyson/status/723405339886919681/photo/1
>>67013224
No the winner of the ultimate fighter is his last match up after that it's beating guy that couldn't make it into the house
hey guys it's me, the famous biker
Dude at my dojo was running his mouth talking about how he was an atheist. Put him in my twister, two weeks later I literally bumped into him at mosque kek.
>>67013238
they should just make a reality show out of him going around the globe and arm wrestling midgets or beating them in halo
Are we watching EFN ?
Or is it over maybe ?
>>67013243
Is it true you have Putin's personal phone number?
>>67013235
Only mike can make a joke about someone's death within hours of it happening and somehow it seems acceptable.
>>67007186
never going to happen.
what's in it for GSP? He's not motivated by money; one more win is insignificant in a career like that.
>>67013255
nah 3 more fights I think
>>67013256
he has kind eyes for a man who looks that gruff
>>67013250
be serious
>>67011350
that's nice tbqmfhwy
What went wrong?
>>67013224
>And Johnson/Cejudo is literally the last matchup ever that's worthwhile for Mighty Mouse. If he's able to make Cejudo look clueless then that's sorta interesting in its own way. Also Cejudo will probably miss weight anyways because he's a moron.
I think Johnson is going to pick him apart on the feet. Johnson is so much faster it's not even funny. As to whether or not Cejudo's wrestling will actually come to play, I'm going to say no. MM's ground game is also amazing.
>Whittaker's usually exciting but you're probably right that Natal will make it ugly and win 29-28 or something by doing nothing.
I love Whittaker but fuck, why on earth is he fighting fucking Natal. I want Whittaker up in the rankings and fighting killers. Not grinding asshole fatty decision faggots like Natal.
Esparza fight is gonna be terrible
>>67013277
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Zaldostanov
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Wolves
>For the first time we showed resistance to the global Satanism, the growing savagery of Western Europe, the rush to consumerism that denies all spirituality, the destruction of traditional values, all this homosexual talk, this American democracy.
Imagine if Melvin Manhoef was 6'3"
>>67013297
It all started with the tiger tattoo.
>>67013299
Whitaker will heem natal within two rounds. He has a distinct striking advantage and the wrestling/grappling to keep it standing.
>>67013297
The UFC has never been challenged before, rule with an iron fist and have a stranglehold over every single one of the fighters to the point where they are literally afraid to speak out about anything and only guys that have already left for other organizations ever criticize the company, and Conor is the first fighter to ever openly challenge the UFC's interests and now he's paid the price.
>>67013310
sounds like a nice guy. who can't get behind a cause like that?
>>67013297
he needs to cycle off
Is there literally any way Robert Shittaker loses this weekend?
>>67013319
I hope you're right bro. Whittaker has good footwork, great hand speed and great combinations, but Natal is good at making it ugly. He beat Uriah Hall, who is fighting Anderson Silva.
>>67012951
>0 inch leg reach for jones
what
Oh shit it's Ivan Batman. He was the guy that got triangled by Duffy.
>>67013297
He got scared that Nate Diaz choke the shit out of him.
Now Conor is #1 Cuck
>>67013316
He'd lose the power and the defense would be worse
>>67013326
is the biker guy also a pedophile?
>le get tapped out by Irish Joe man
>>67013336
gets lay and prayd
>>67013340
and hes only lost once
i always knew kicks were a meme
>>67013297
Was on the gas and too scared to set foot on American soil.
Bold prediction: Esparza/Lima is the first WMMA in the history of the UFC where Joe Rogan's commentating and doesn't say "this is the best ____ we've ever seen"
>>67013297
when he stopped growing at about 7 years old
>>67013338
Whitaker beat Uriah hall too in a more definitive fashion tbf. I know natal will try to hold Whitaker up against the cage, but i don't think he is going to have success. I actually think this is a really good style matchup for Whitaker.
>>67013316
you would get Francis Ngannou
>>67013353
Hello cia
>>67013353
>you have a picture titled yummy kid.jpg saved on your computer
why the fuck did we give your country the olympics
I feel for the guy who has to solo cast in English
Get him a bro already
They get into cagefighting early in Russia
>pic related
UFC still in negotiations with McGregor - chances of him being on UFC 200 are increasing
http://entimports.com/2016/04/sourc...-for-ufc-200-probability-of-fight-increasing/
http://entimports.com/2016/04/sourc...-for-ufc-200-probability-of-fight-increasing/
http://entimports.com/2016/04/sourc...-for-ufc-200-probability-of-fight-increasing/
>>67013413
cute
>>67013392
I don't, you search for putin pedophile and it's the very first image that shows up
just watched conor nate again, i would love to see nate beat him down a second time. we were robbed
>>67013419
Lame
>>67013413
Daughterfu
>>67013419
nice link m8
http://entimports.com/2016/04/source-mcgregor-still-in-talks-for-ufc-200-probability-of-fight-increasing/
>>67013408
he's pretty funny though
>>67013413
keep the webm bro
does anyone go through sherdog for like 30 minutes and constantly find eastern european or russian fighters who obviously should be in the UFC?
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Denis-Goltsov-72521
commentator kinda sounds like borat
Does fight against OSP counts as another title defense ? I THINK IT DOES M8, i think it does.
CANT STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG
>>67013449
damn that just looks perfect.
>DJ streaming Dark Souls 3 on weigh-in day
That goddamn madman
HEEM
HEEEEM
>>67013473
link?
>>67013476
why? you think OSP would never get a chance to fight Jones in the first place? but he already defeated almost whole division.
Mark hunt esque in his walk off knockout is that Russian guy
>>67013376
Hall is a good stylistic matchup for Whittaker though.
Whittaker's style is similar to Michael Johnson's and Hall's is similar to Barboza's and look what happened there. It was the exact same fight.
Whittaker's movement and hand speed was too much to handle, and you're not landing flashy strikes from distance when you're getting punched the fast repeatedly.
I think Natal is not the best matchup for him. Getting grappled and decision'd is probably the most likely way Whittaker loses any fight and that's Natal's gameplan.
>>67013492
Jones isn't the champ
>>67013503
Jones is the champ.
>>67013507
it bugs me when people pretend the interim belt means anything
>>67013489
google mightymouseufc125. can't post twitch links here
>>67013507
nope
>>67013473
He is? Fuck, he's based.
He's not the best at entertaining a twitch crowd though, should probably work on that.
>>67013449
That's quite slick actually. It takes a lot of athleticism, grind, & timing to pull off that Isaiah Martinez style underhook pass-by.
>>67013512
belts in general are fucking retarded and shouldn't be used when ranking fighters ever, except for the increasingly diminished importance of it being mandatory a 5 round fight.
If Cody McKenzie fights Paddy Holohan for the crackheadweight title, it doesn't make the winner the best in the world in the crackhead division.
>>67013532
fuckin heem
>>67013542
What does the Twitch crowd look for in a streamer?
>>67013498
>Getting grappled and decision'd is probably the most likely way Whittaker loses any fight and that's Natal's gameplan.
Natal has the style, he doesn't have the ability to do so. Whitaker is a very competent wrestler in his own right and has shown pretty smooth stuff on the ground since he has been at tristar. The way I see it is Whitaker has a big advantage on the feet, the wrestling/clinch is pretty much a wash, and natal has a small advantage if he can find a way to get Whitaker down and get control. Whitaker is a much more competent grappler than Uriah hall is so natal grinding him out doesn't mean much to me.
>>67013532
i cant work out why this heem is funny but it is
anyone think nate could beat rda but would get smoked by khabib?
I want my boy to be the undisputed number 1 p4p how can he achieve this
>He's not the best at entertaining a twitch crowd though
Fuck the twitch crowd, they're youtube comment tier. As long as he's playing video games it's fine
>>67013568
memes
>>67013599
what if he started doing mma analysis on his channel? then would it be fine
Was he ever your boy?
>>67013626
he still is my boy. Anderson is my og boy, man that got me into fighting
>>67013581
Does anyone remember the Court McGee fight? I don't recall it in particular detail but I'm assuming McGee won because he was a TUF winner and they always win close decisions.
>>67013512
Jones SHOULD be the champ though. It's fucking retarded to consider DC as the actual champ. DC is the interim champ but the UFC pissed their pants at the idea of having a DUI champ. The notion that Jones isn't the champ right now despite having a perfect record is casual as fuck.
>>67013626
he was everyones boy at some point
>>67013626
No, all the great middleweights were in Strikeforce
>>67013610
nah, his twitch channel should just be for vidya. He already interacts with chat and answers alot of mma questions.
>>67013626
Hell no.
>>67013642
>perfect record
m8 he has a loss. youre sounding a lot like a mcgregor fanboy right now
>watching mighty memes twitch channel over rampages/tito ortiz's
lel
>>67013642
>perfect record
how fucking deluded are you?
>>67013626
Briefly after cucking Forrest.
JBJ vs Hammill II is rumored to be the new mainevent for UFC 200
Who do you got /heem/?
>>67011592
Did he actually die lah?
>>67013676
what does tito play?
>>67012236
not gonna lie, legitimately aroused
>>67013626
He was everyone's boy for some time, unless you were one of the following:
>edgy contrarian
>started watching the sport in 2013
>assblasted Chael fan
>paid to watch the Demian Maia fight
>>67013700
>>67013665
Oh boy it's a "heem pretends like the Hamill loss was anything other than a Mazzagatti meme" episode.
>>67012236
What did she mean by this?
>>67013676
>rampage
i tuned in once. it was awful. Doesn't max holloway have a twitch channel too?
>>67013734
Nah, medical rushed the ring almost instantly and he was conscious within a minute or so. Was actually a little unnerving to watch. Even the announcer was shook.
>>67013748
Hammill forced him into a panic with that, he was tagging Jon and he didn't have an answer outside the 12-6 elbows. Not saying he'd have lost a decision but he panicked, and that's as rightful a loss as any.
G A L I E V
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>>67013748
Its not a perfect record no matter how you spin it
>>67013738
undertale, minecraft, street fighter, dont starve.
/titoortiz
>>67011592
I don't like this
>>67013581
You're right that Whittaker is a better grappler. I hope he wins. I hope he heems Natal
>>67013748
Jones is still ducking The Hammer. Matt would crush him in a fair rematch.
UFC is actually gonna bend over for McGOAT
hahahaha
What did she mean by this?
>>67011682
wow that's bad
>>67013802
Matt Hamill is a fucking goof
>>67013768
You know just looking at that thumbnail I thought I'd open it up to see GSP hugging some random slaget, but boy was I surprised when I remembered McGregor used to be bald
>>67013804
wew
>>67013802
I pass by an institute for the deaf every day and think about Jones smashing the shit out of him then losing by DQ. Imagine if it wasn't considered a sport.
I'd just be some psycho that thinks about black men getting elbowed in the face constantly every time I pass deaf people.
new thread
>>67013820
>>67013820
>>67013820
>>67013568
Hard to describe, but I guess it's preferable if the streamer is overly gregarious and has a way with words. DJ is a big fan of "uh"s and "like"s.
Even if his vidya streamer career doesn't work out though, I think he can make a killing coaching/giving seminars.
>>67013821
err
deaf people getting elbowed in the face by black people*
>>67013804
are all brazilian chicks just super slutty?
like it seems like the entire culture revolves around sex and violence
>>67013824
24 posts early
>>67013834
You've just explained all of humanity, congrats.
>>67013861
scientific study does not revolve around sexy and violence
>>67013834
so does the entirety of mma culture which makes it strange that canadians are involved at all. you're like the nice guy who shows up at a party but has really hard drugs that no one there's done before.
>>67013868
Shut the fuck up awkward autist.
>>67013568
drama or comedy, old streamers are just a gathering place with no real personality
>>67013884
you were wrong because you're stupid and you make dumb blanket statements that are easy to disprove
>>67013872
Pretty good metaphor. One of my buddies is fucking precisely that
>>67013413
didn't know skrillex was a fitefan
>>67013700
Britbong going full casual
>>67013626
Is normal.
Great thread, pham.
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