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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS
>UFC 200 is fucked
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481106/report-ufc-officially-pulls-the-plug-on-nate-diaz-vs-conor-mcgregor
>Rory plans to save the WW division from memes
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/more-money-title-shot-win-over-thompson-pushing-ufc-fight-night-89s-rory-macdonald
>Boxing is still dead
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481722/ufc-does-2-5-million-viewers-for-ufc-on-fox-19-event
>Kabab report says GSP is coming back, just needs an opponent
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
>Jack Slack is still the best MMA journalist ever
>heemspeak is for goofs
>Dana on suicide watch
Schaub
first for conor is a pussy
christ, that boxing link is almost sad
>>67003057
Schaub
I dont care what anyone says, I would fuck rousey
>>67003057
How much does Schaub pay you to memepost his name all day?
>>67003130
Wel he did make more that $100,000 per fight with sponsors, so probably a lot
schaub lads
>>67003220
do you have a schaub pic to go with that? Or has schaub posting gone so far down that all it takes is his name ?
>>67003274
schaub
lol dead thread
>>67003129
We all would. Don't let anyone meme you.
>>67003399
shes a big girl
I didn't know soccer kicks were legal in UFC nowadays.
Can anyone make a webm of them from tonight's TUF episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcxMr9ldxT8
6:19 to 6:32
>>67004969
'not to the head
>>67002956
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
NAw, I don't believe this. No way would first mention of a GSP return come from a near-nobody with 7 UFC fights. WHy would they waste GSP on him? And why would GSP fight a lightweight? That doesn't sound like GSP - coming back to fight someone from a smaller division? naw.
>>67004696
no thank you
>>67002956
Not all australians are shitposters, but every shitposter is australian
This is the real thread.
>>67005753
OP isn't autralian figgit
You have been vithited by the thenthashional thleepy OethP. Bunda and spectacular heems will fill your days but only if you respond to this post with "RIP OSP"
>mfw Conor McGregor shows up at the press conference tomorrow
>>67007055
It was just a prank bro
>>67007055
that would make my day to see him heckling everyone and dana calling them all bums
The fact can't be denied that McGoober generated more buzz for UFC in a few tweets than a traditional corporate promo would ever do.
Dana needs to just swallow his pride IMO.
If mcgoob needs to keep up with his training regime to ensure his win at 200, then let him. A win for him will be more $$$ in the future.
>>67007233
Seriously. He has 170,000 retweets on his fake retirement tweet
>>67007233
It's good that a premiere fighter is starting to stand up to Dana's Way. In a way, Conor's our modern day Tito Ortiz.
this just in mcgregor has signed with rizin
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/conor-mcgregor-signs-with-rizin
>Jon Jones is fighting tomorrow
BABY GNA NA WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
The real reason Conor refuses to do press conferences is because he can't face Nate. There's nothing he can say after the beating he received.
The facebook rant is just more evidence that he's shook.
Post fights you want to see
>Nick Diaz vs Albert Tumenov
>Fedor vs Werdum 2
>Conor vs Sage
>Khabib vs Dos Anjos 2
Was it autism?
>>67007340
>now kneel down and pray with me. dear allah, I wanna thank
>>67007339
Nate would be saying "I choked you out muthafucker" and make mcgregor usual shit talking look ridiculous.
>>67007376
Plus the shaved chimp Aldo will be there scratching his bum and flicking the pieces right onto mcgoober's chin too
>tfw you remember when it was jus bleed
>now its all mandrama like i give a fuck about any of this
>>/WWE>
>getting heem'd so bad that you retire
>Meet this demand or I won't fight
>Demand gets refused
>"Y-Your move..."
>>67007417
huh, that's the first time I've seen boob sweat patches
>>67007442
when you get a gf ask her about how good it feels to take her bra off and how she has to dry under her tits manually after a shower/after sweating
>>67007417
If you aren't excited for Bones and Mighty Mouse then you aren't a real fitefan
>ufc 200 card is gonna be average as fuck
lads do you reckon Chyna was on the gas?
>>67007461
sipping on water and water
laid back
>>67007448
need a reasonably titted girl for this to work
>>67007462
obviously
>>67007461
>average
after 198 and 199, it'll be weak as fuck desu.
>>67007448
>when you get a gf
okay I'll report back in 20 years
>>67007474
singapore in the anglosphere all girls have big tits...
>>67007457
Mighty Mouse is my boy
I'm more excited for him than I am over the return of Jones
If he beats Cejudo he will basically have cleaned out the entire top of the division
Only ones remaining is Formiga and prospects like Scoggins, Borg, and Nguyen who are nowhere near ready for a title shot
>>67007497
>I'm more excited for him than I am over the return of Jones
liking >decisionweight
>>67007511
(i guarantee hes a manlet)
>>67007511
Mighty Mouse has finished more people in his last 5 than Jones, Lawler and Cruz
>>67007344
this reminds me of me when I try to do the exact same thing to my black friend but he always just gives me an awkward handshake instead
>>67007497
I like Mighty Mouse. It's not his fault everyone in the manlet division sucks.
Manlets should have their own organisation and compete with LW+
Theyre so good at fighting and fun to watch UFC tell me so I don't see how they'll have a problem sustaining interest
>>67007461
yeah man, even if they bring back GSP i don't see this being better than 100
This needs to be the next threads theme. Prince will forever be /heem/ related. I remembered this song being in a Playstation K1 game where Mark Hunt is in the intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdil3_Q6R6I
>>67007497
Just wait until he gets Matt Serra'd by whoever wins the TUF season. Him losing to some TUF scrub after basically clearing the divison twice would be the most UFC thing to happen in the history of UFC
>>67007537
>tfw confused by white people hugs
>tfw also confused by black people hand shakes
I am shit at all greetings from all cultures
>>67007571
Risk of putting all your eggs in one basket...
>muh Ronda for the last few years
>muh Irish for the last few years
then when they both lose their magic you're left with a shitload of fighters who were undersold and can't sell
lucky as fuck a Diaz broke Mcgregor cause at least a Diaz has a cult of personality. Tate is a literal who to most people and wont draw. Diaz will draw if a random sees him going apeshit on a promo.
>>67007546
I don't like him precisely because he leans on decisions despite everyone else in the manlet division sucking
>gets congratulated for finishing a fight in the final seconds
>"hurrrr I wouldn't have done it if I didn't have to answer to my coaches who were screaming at me to do it"
Claudia and Joanna are coaching men on TUF wtf
>>67007593
It's 2016 you sexist fuck!
>>67007592
>leans on decisions
How can you justify believing this when he's clearly finishing and working to finish the entire time he's fighting
He didn't have to go for the finish with Horuguchi because it was a 5 round shutout but decided to do so anyway because he saw the opportunity
Mighty Mouse being a decision fighter is just not accurate
>>67007605
>but decided to do so anyway because he saw the opportunity
wrong, your comment sucks, fuck you
>>67007593
>hating on based joanna chmapion
She has better striking than most of the men in the UFC
>>67007634
Alright, how do you justify believing he's a decision fighter when he KO'd Benavidez stiff? Or subbing Cariaso?
You can rag on him for being short all day and you'd be right but to say he's a decision machine is just factually inaccurate
>>67002956
who /comfy/ here?
why you retards stopped linking the past threads in the OP
is the only thing that is really needed ffs, even adan managed to do that
>>67007648
cariaso sucks and ko'ing benavidez was a fluke. mighty mouse is a point fighter first, finisher second
>>67007674
>Point fighter
>finished 3 of his last 5
You're just not making sense here m8
Finishes are finishes, you can't claim he doesn't finish in one breath then acknowledge he finishes dudes in the next
>>67007693
>being autistic
He's saying MM is fucking boring. You can get technical about it if you'd like but he's boring as fuck and its causal with his lack of popularity.
>>67007693
7 decisions and 4 finishes since being in the ufc but he's not a point fighter. you're an idiot, and he didn't even want to finish horiguchi
>>67004969
>Casuals ...
>>67007591
Those two mostly sold themselves, the UFC just hitched along. Without charismatic mandrama type people, they have to hope casuals will be interested in random hue vs random negro beating each other, especially since consistently strong performance is rare and long down times are common
>>67007339
underrated post
>>67007709
That's a piping hot opinion bro
>>67007716
If he didn't want to do it he wouldn't have done so
He had every reason not to because of how dominant he'd been in the fight and how little time there was left
Moreover, why even hold decisions against him? Nobody claims Jones is boring despite having nothing but decisions in his last few
It's just irrational at this point
>>67003129
attractiveness is relative. my mom once said that hillary is attractive --- but look at her compared to queen noor. that being said --- i've had less than rouseylooks in bed before. pussy's pussy. i'm a betafag and am happy with what i get.
>>67007753
>That's a piping hot opinion bro
yeah its what the market uses to gauge interest in fights.
you can pull a spreadsheet out and prove to them that he sometimes finishes and is therefore not boring if you like you sperg
lads, thanks for the 28 (You)'s last thread. Predictioncucking really pays off on (You)-return on (You)-vestment, 28 times return to be exact. god speed anons
>>67007605
>because he saw the opportunity
nah he literally said immediately after the fight that the only reason he went for it was because his corner was screaming at him and he didn't want to face them afterwards. i.e. he personally would have been perfectly happy with another in-the-bag decision.
I never liked to watch him but did anyway because I thought exactly as you said, that he was trying. But after that interview it was clear he prefers holding back and playing it safe instead of taking risky opportunities. Guess it just feels like he plays the point game because 10 of his 13 UFC fights have gone the distance and it hasn't been exciting to watch his strategy, successful as it may be.
>>67007763
The fact that he finishes is not what makes him interesting to me
It's how little damage and how well he moves that really catch my interest
Also how well he transitions between striking and wrestling and how seamless that transition is
Not appreciating this makes you as casual as they come in my book, enjoy watching fighters load up on overhand rights instead I guess
>>67002956
>>67007672
seriously you dumb fuck I'm not posting in another one of your pastthreadless """"""""""""""threads"""""""""""""
fix this
>>67007344
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOLD
fuck off you swedecunt, its not that he's finishing people or not, he's boring af, nobody wants to see 10 year old looking niggas punch each other, it sucks, deal with it
>>67007831
kek
I actually agree with him. MM is pretty great. I also like the fact that he executes everything his corner tells him immediately. A lot of fighters could probably improve dramatically just by doing that.
Schaub
I, too, like Mighty Manlet.
His fights are just comfy.
I hope i'm not the first one to ask, but anyone feel that Mcrgreginator is just faking his retirement for the profit of 300% marginal increase in interest for his next fight
>>67007869
>>67007840
>>67007781
Manlets are a meme
>>67007875
he's probably getting paid like 10 mil for the publicity alone
Conor doesn't need to do a press conference everyone knows who he is and what he can do everyone just wants to jump on his back the minute he does something out of the ordinary this isn't an out for him he's looking forward to fighting Nate he will easily beat him he was beating him last time too your all begrudgers who cares about press conferences we want fights not talking shut the fuck up about it already its just a press conference no one even watches them
>>67007875
>dana white: can you pass ped test?
>conor mcgregor: probably not why?
>dw: cuz they gonna give you one as soon as you get off the plane for the promo shit
>cm:oh fuck - what we gonna do?
>dw: i got this - get on twitter and retire. i'll put my own spin and have some other unnamed sources add a few rumors on it to throw everyone off a few hours later. just kick back for a bit and we'll unretire you. in the long run this'll make us an even bigger payday than UFC 200
>cm: ok - thanks guvnur - youre a genius
>dw: i know
>>67007882
Funniest part is, I'm 6'7. I guess I'm just jelly of dat manlet technique.
Every morning I wake up, I go on /heem/. It's always cussing, eff this eff that eff you. Can't you all be nice?
Where is picks guy?
I enjoy MM's easy 5 round decision fights and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>67007906
what technique? moving quickly? lol
>>67007911
just reply to me with your picks and I'll add them :^)
>>67007917
I support this post
>>67007788
hahaha her lazy eye
>>67007911
gone for the night
>>67007917
I'm with you
>>67007914
lol i wonder if he believes he can win
>i rate mighty mouse
>i hank hoyce
>i rate le gay shit poo
>i rate fedora
yfw connair got told to fuck off
>>67007920
Well...yeah
>i rate might mouse
>>67007970
i do
also reckon youre a dumb cunt and this will be a good fight
>i rate rob lawler
>I rate [popular fighter]
neckbeard with unfashionable hat.jpg
>>67007986
>dumb cunt
the fuck did you just call me cunt? you wanna take it outside?
>>67008004
Basically this
>>67008017
cocи хyй
>>67007344
*cringe*
>there are '''''people''''' in this thread that think Conor won't be on UFC 200
No way will UFC take their biggest off the biggest PPV for something so trivial. They will come to a mutual agreement.
>>67008034
s4s is full of faggets
>>67008070
>there are '''''people''''' in this thread that care that Conor won't be on UFC 200
>>67008073
and so is /soc/
and so is /b/
and so is /pol/
and /heem/ has more than its fair share
Dana is fucking disgracceful. This the Ultimate FIGHTING Championship, Ultimate PROMOTING Championship. Conor just wants to train and fight but Dana is a prick and wants him to disruot his training and fly out to pointless events which wont even change the PPV sales. Conor has done so much for the ufc but noooo Dana is too full of himself to give him some leeway. Let that other knob Nate promote, he got off easy last fight- he should feel the full presure of being a fighter by having to promote.
>>67008090
there are not many other fighters i'd rather watch and most are on cards 197-9
even if gsp comes back i wouldn't give a fuck if its vs most of the realistic opponents
jones vs dc and lawler vs gsp probably the only ones that could possibly happen
>>67008104
going on /soc/ or /b/ ever
>>67008090
>faggots still hate on conor
>>67008128
cool post dude
>>67007774
you're a capitalist genius of (You)s
>>67008132
literally have never been on b
sp
fit
s
gif
>>67008132
those 2 boards probably have more faggots than the lbgt board
>>67007774
if you dont give me a you in return shits gonna get ugly
>>67008073
мopгaлa выкoлю, пaдлa
>>67008034
>>67008186
This is a Christian English imageboard please use the Queen's language and nothing else, thanks.
cat
succ
zingano
Bendo already gets a title fight? Well damn, maybe Rory would be better off in Bellator after all.
alpha
>>67008263
fuck she fucked her up pretty bad
dicc
>>67008263
Some of the best knees in MMA
>>67008277
It amazes me that Ronda was able to finish her in 14 seconds.
Converting that knee into an armbar was sick as fuck, but I honestly think Cat wins 6/10 times.
comfy thread lads, 38 degree Celsius here. Post fightfus.
>>67008309
wish i was in bangladesh right now then, only 16 here
>>67008309
anyone you know get macheted today?
>>67008309
Alexa Glassbody Grasso
>>67008323
>preferring 38° to 16°
>preferring hell to good temperature
what the hell is wrong with you
>>67008165
thanks lad
>>67008185
;)
fuck
>>67008328
No one important.
cat zingano will take the belt
>>67008332
one is cold the other is not
>>67008332
Humidity is also at 49%, ausbro lost his mind.
>>67008354
thats not even high, sound perfect
>>67008353
16° isn't even cold
it's open sweater weather
38° is hotter than your blood ffs
>>67008368
also, load shedding.
>>67008351
You bet your ass.
who else here /excited/
>>67008448
How come Koreshkov is ignoring us?
>>67007788
Be the Jon Jones you want to see in this world
>>67004969
I thought that too.
If soccer kicks to the body are legal why does no one use them?
Lmao @ the norwegian cuck getting tapped in 30secs on TUF
Fuck. I wanna watch some great fights. Any bangers/spicy jitzers that I may have missed since starting watching at ufc 168? Only early early stuff I seen is chuck liddell and couture stuff really.
>>67008472
real fighters are never in a position where they can get hit by them
the best you see and that are sort of common place are soccer kicks to the arse
>>67008479
>he watches tuf
>>67007376
McGregor wouldn't really say anything and neither would Diaz.
>>67008486
Off the top of my head, like a true FIGHTFAN, without "muh spicy bangers list", watch tony ferguson vs edson barboza.
>>67008498
The hollander got tapped in like 1min, you can be proud of that Jan
>>67008511
>implying we trane jitz here
>>67007788
Diaz looks like an apprentice chef.
>>67007339
>I don't give a fuck.
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK EITHER!
>>67008501
McGregor rocking up and not saying anything would be its own story. Nate would definitely talk some sort of Diaz style shit.
good moaning /heem/
were weigh-ins interesting?
>>67008309
>>67008519
This """british""" chicks knees > anything out of holland
>watching gay manhump for anyone other than Jon or the fat woman Ronda
wew lad
Jon Jones will underestimate O.S.P. the same way he did against Alexander Gustafsson, only this time he won't make it out with the W.
>>67008501
You're fucking loopy if you believe this tbqh
>>67008554
words can hurt
>>67008556
Think Jon will win with a finish
>>67008538
damn i thought the event is today -.-
>>67008556
he didn't understimate Gustafsson?
just realised ayy lmao is fighting
>>67008556
OSP is just happy to be there for an ass beating and a nice check. He's like a lamb for slaughter
>All than energy built up in JBJ will be unloaded on poor OSP
>>67008556
smá Žh tbá Žh faá Žm
>>67008556
Gus is a decent boxer who switches stances often and hits as his opponent follows him. Sets tricky traps often.
OSP is a meme. Unless he gets caught or plays it like a retard Jones by sub or dec after wearing down OSP in the clinch.
>>67008509
saw it live, it was amazing
will probably rewatch now. hope el cucuy gets that title
>>67008581
apparently she is still shook about the Joanna fight and her manager told the journalists to not ask her any questions about Joanna in one of the interviews
Would jones getting heemed sleep cause more of a reaction on heem than Ronda getting sheemed?
Will 197 be any good mates?
>mfw Conor vs Nate is rebooked for UFC 201 or so and Edgar/Aldo still have to wait for him
What if Jon Jones come back is like Tiger Woods and after cleaning up his life it makes him shit?
>>67008609
main card is pretty good.
JBJ & OSP on fs1
http://youtu.be/b8E92QjfgrU
>>67008609
yes, should be some nice memes
>>67008603
I for one, don't hate or dislike Jones as much as Ronda at around the time she got beat. It was a perfect end to a deafening crescendo of retarded ass, overhyped statements by the UFC and Joe Rogan.
>>67008600
damn
that's very ronda esque
>>67008624
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
........
>>67008624
I'll slap this bitch on here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_aAKgUSXw&index=7&list=WL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFMK6o1R28I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=713GXUUnZyo&list=WL&index=6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB-OLPbREyw&index=5&list=WL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnGc14n81zs&index=3&list=WL
>>67008643
you new to the internet?
>>67008624
why does fox do this shit?
HIS GROUND AND POUND IS LEGIT
HES A SEASONED STRIKER
ELITE GRAPPLING
MONSTROUS JIU JITSU
lads, any updates on the current state of /heem/? i've been masturbating wildly this past two weeks, I need to get back on track after all this mess with mcleprechaun
>>67008600
dayum, got any links to this? I'd love to hear it.
>>67008533
>Nate in the dark
>Connor in the light
>This is the last time they would be seen together as friends
>>67008657
google hide.me
select the united snakes of captivity
do you even internet, luigi?
>osp like wtf this guy on about when jbj talking bout making millions
hahaha
>>67008657
because italians are subhuman
Alright, so the day kicks off in 5 bongs with EFN. Then we have the UFC 200 presser, 197 weigh ins, and bellator 153 w/ bendo tonight.
>>67008687
i have a vpn
it's just a pain in the ass
>>67008603
no. jones is merely a dirty eyepoking nigger fighter; rousey was an overmarketed bloated one trick pony that not only showed her weaknesses but her true character in her last fight.
>>67002073
Have goldie and rogan finally fused into a single entity of assburgers and spaghetti?
Guys, Nate is officially out of UFC 200 too.
How many times is Jon going to put up this "I know i messed up but now I'm just grateful to be here and have what I have. I want to do something positive for the fans"- BULL SHIT!?
Booo!!! BOOOO!! Boo this man! Just be the bad guy Jon, you know that's where your heart wants to go.
>>67008309
Joanna all the way.
>>67008666
https://youtu.be/oRhie--62Pc?t=33m12s
not the actual interview but the guy who interview her talks about it (about 33:12 into the video)
>>67008732
AND ITS ALLLLLLLL OVER
UFC IS THE NEW WCW
WOW
THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE
ramazan cucked us, we could watch GSP vs Khabib or Nate vs Khabib, but UFC 200 'is only 4 days after ramazan'
Did anyone know Joe B left TAM?
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-andre-fili-addresses-team-alpha-male-status-after-recent-fighter-exits-042116
>>67008743
EYEPOKE OF DOOM, BROTHER.
>>67008738
What a fucking asshole man. That's what you fucking get for spending $2k on some fucking banana split with that ho bag Felice Herrig and thinking you're the best when you OBVIOUSLY have holes in your game. Literally the most one dimensional champion at the time. God damn, I dislike her even more now.
>>67008754
No because nobody cares about that goof
>>67008779
Megan does.
>>67008717
do you honestly think jbj isn't the #1 all time mma fighter?
>>67008791
>woman
wow you're really convincing us
>when will they learn?
>>67008754
Yeah they went hunting didn't they? painted faces and all. Who cares, he's starting to slow down anyway. Never liked that guy anyway.
>>67008779
this.
>>67008796
kek
>>67008799
olivera looking motherfucker has a chin on him tho
>>67008799
I'm still excited to see Mighty Mouse fight ok
>>67008799
lel
>>67008817
or the fat cunt can't throw a punch
cos he should not have been able to walk off the bus streadily after that
>>67008624
>Not available
wtf greatest ally
>>67008796
Are you gay?
>>67008799
>that last shot
>grabs his hand and pulls him into an overhand right
top kek
>>67008793
i didnt say that --- that wasnt the question
my gf mad --- claudia on fs1 right now. i said "id fuck her". what do?
>>67008872
I just recognize the fact that women aren't really people. I still want to fuck them though.
>>67008890
remove the cancer before it spreads
>>67008890
heem her to let her know whos boss
>>67008461
hes doing the lithcuck too cool for the camera pose. i wonder if his mum took that picture too
>>67008890
Your relationship sucks ass, congrats.
>>67008890
serious --- she got up off the couch and went to bed right after i said it. fuck. "oh, did i say that out loud?" shit.
>>67008980
>not following her then calling her claudia halfway through
poor form m8, no wonder you americans are a bunch of pussies
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>>67008890
>>67008980
tell her she can fuck Erik Silva. Equal tradeoff.
>>67008890
tell her to get a dog, bro.
>>67008890
Get a better gf
>Told my gf I'd fuck Meisha
>her response - "me too"
>>67009017
if she tries to get even by saying she'd fuck jon jones i'm dumping her ass
>>67009017
Yeah, I don't get why people have these UFC waifus. They're mostly unattractive, what's the point when there's no lack of attractive women on the internet?
>>67009066
>he fell for the attractive women meme
>>67008980
Probably insecure about her appearance (maybe rightfully so). You guys should talk about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbpwc3lP3WI
>>67007422
>needing attention so bad you become a tripfag
would brock beat werdum?
>>67009193
>post-diverticulitis Brock
Depressing to see how much it affected him.
A side note, would Brock be the champion at HW in the post-USADA era?
>>67009066
I have a gf more attractive than anyone in ufc but I can watch ufc events with her, it's way better than any of the average looking women in the ufc.
>>67009339
How many children are you planning to have with her?
>>67009339
post pics
>>67009339
post her feet
>>67009345
None any time soon, I'm only 23
>>67009352
I'm not enough of an asshole to put pictures of my gf on 4chan.
>>67009193
shoulda stopped it sooner - 2 hits after the liver kick
>>67009376
take these feet instead
>>67009339
I don't entirely see the point of having a gf tbн.
I don't get laid often, but having a gf would have almost no benefits for me.
>>67009324
yes desu
>>67009417
the good ol days -- they need to bring em back
>>67009193
only way i see overheem losing against arlovski is if he gets too cocky and arlovski smashes his glass chin
lads, EFN is on today. hopefully there will be some nice dancing.
>>67009429
she's my best friend and i get sex whenever i want (and it's kinkier than stuff you do with randoms) and i always have someone to talk to and do stuff with and it's just good to have someone like that.
>>67009384
enjoy ur hand faggot
>>67009464
google boobs you fucking nerd
who /neet/ today?
who /ngannouandrose/ here?
>>67009575
kill yourself
rumble vs glover when?
>>67009598
woah lad, take it easy. we're all friends here.
>>67009598
bit rude lad
if white people are so good why isn't there a single good white champion?
>>67009630
mighty mouse is p4p #1 tho
ngannou and rose-lite lads. Pat better get ready to prep
>>67009654
p4p rankings are retarded
>>67009630
>Conor McGregor
>Robbie Lawler
>Luke Rockhold
>Mighty Mouse
>Daniel Cormier
>Dominick Cruz
>>67009667
AI CARAMBA WEED AJAJJAJA
>>67009677
>Robbie Lawler
>White
>Irish
>White
>>67009692
You are the degenerate that doesn't enjoy drugs, aren't you?
Poor guy, you will never acheived anything in life
>>67009708
thats not how it works m8
whats up with south americans and drugs
>>67009677
>cruz
holy fuck you are retarded
feel free to describe how a white person has the last name cruz
>>67009667
get a job ya lazy bum
When you hear this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREppyQf5uw
you just know know that someone is about to be on receiving end on of a controversial split decision
>>67009670
Yes, but can he do long division?
>>67009667
smoked already lad. really helps me sleep desu
>>67009717
he has pink nips
therefore he's white
>>67009575
me lad, p4p cutest couple in the UFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7Ar9AOuxOE
>>67009715
In actuality >we are not the most WEED LMAO country in south america, not even close.
But we are the country with more cocaine use in the region, more than Brazil, they are too poor for that
>>67009728
pretty sure he can divide your wifes puss with his dong m8
>>67009724
Gib malvinas first
>>67009630
thick happy Ronda is best Ronda
>>67009730
What time is it there?
8 am here, woke up at 4 today, hard day.
>>67009630
whos the ugly ass fat nigga on the left? one on the right is jbjs patriots bro yeh?
>>67009783
the guy on the right is chandler jones
left is arthur jones
middle is jbj
new chael lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ZRSxhC9RM
>>67009778
oh shit its 4 kek. I have to wake up at 11
>>67009783
Arthur on the left, Chandler on the right
>>67009750
You knocked my head clean off.
Post your bulls
>>67009848
I'll have to filter "bull" and "bulls" this is getting fucking annoying
>Henry Cejudo has no finishes in his last 6 fights
>>67009858
get a bull bro
>>67009859
good taste, he's definitely my tuf bull, /khalilandgreen/ here
>>67009858
filtering americans would be more effective
>>67009858
Agreed.
>>67009858
this desu
>oh ngannou hehe, don't say that im with pat
reminder that schaubposter=ngannouposter=cuckposter
>>67009941
literally nothing wrong with any of those
>>67009959
yeah I know you also post cuckshit beside your usual gay shit
you and the american are literally filling heem with cancer
schaub + bryan
rogaine + conair
neetrex + dee pity hanjob
ngannou + rose
jon + holly
3 steaks + 30 bananas + 7 eggs
r8 lads
>you now remember Roufusport
you now remember irish joe duffy
>>67009986
>You now remember that Rose and Pat and others witnessed bullying at Roufusport.
>>67009968
you forgot to list the edible gi's
remember at least 3 times a week
>>67010017
oh fuck, yes that too
>>67009727
ideal entrance tune for a stadium fight but doesnt belong in an arena
>>67010046
do you eat your gi after boiling it or just straight raw
F U L L
>>67010060
Boil it first to kill the bacteria pesticide souls. Add sriracha for MAXIMUM rogainz
>>67010066
thick
>>67010066
he did well pulling that before he was a star, poor and still living with his parents
>don't worry guys i was just pretending ;^)
>>67010103
can't wait for him to get fucked up again.
>>67010094
hes from a relatively well off family from considering the state of the economy at the time he was never poor
>>67010103
i feel bad for him, he just wanted to do his best
>>67007650
Sleep tight, Stefan
Jon Jones' last fight was on the 3rd of January, 2015
In the time since his last fight
>he gave up partying
>he gave up slutpussy
>he gave up drugs
>USADA came into effect - his PED routine is no doubt totally different now
So, how do you think he'll look on fight night? About the same? Better? Worse? Way worse? Terrible?
How do you think the fight itself will go?
>>67009174
Reviewing this post, I had a thought - what are some good examples of fighters who fell for their own meme?
>>67010124
fuck him, you train and promote your fights, him losing to nate has nothing to do with training, nate is just straight up better.
Plus, last time, even tho nate had 10 days or so of notice, he still did all the press shit. We are 3 months away and he's bitching? Fuck him.
>let nate do it while i train haha
Fuck conor
>>67010126
He'll win by submission rd 1, ultimately it won't tell us very much at all because OSP is nowhere near his level
madness how more mentally tough Mayweather is compared to Conor
>>67010126
better and he will win before the 5th
>>67010103
He actually is right this time.
You can't be doing promotions and losing your time, you have to prepare to fight to the death, there is a possibility of death in every fight.
>>67010118
he was poor tho not his family and thats not exactly a turn on for a girl going after a guy thats leeching off his parents
>>67010126
he will be exposed as the fraud that he is. he made his name by beating bloated MWs and old men, the one time he actually faced a fighter his size he needed an absolute gift of a decision from the judges to ''''win''''. plus the usada will prevent him from roiding like he was prior to dc (testosterone levels of an old woman) so obvious he was roiding but not anymore. we will see him get crushed soon enough.
conor will die in a fight tbhfam
>>67010126
hes gonna meme on osp like silva did to okami. fuck with him and tire him out in the first, then absolutely bhtfo in the second
>>67010183
Conor will eliminate Michael Mini Bisping
>>67010183
One can only hope
>>67010173
swear its different in dublin tho my brother back in dublin got with a cool girl when he was on the scratcher for years and she didnt give a fuck everyone was in the same predicament
>>67010183
>ill die before i tap out for the fourth time
>>67010174
b8 harder britcuck
>>67010173
she was probably shit poor and living in a gutter too
>>67010174
you fucking serious mate?
>conor conned people into thinking hes from a rough part of Dublin and some kind of working class hero
>>67010216
>you fucking serious mate?
yes, we saw him struggle against the only opponent that was similar size and not an old man. the ped accusations have strong basis too.
>hunto will win the hw title by next year
feels good man
>>67010174
I'm hoping for that myself.
I wanna know what roids is Claudia using and how is not detected by USADA t bh.
Iwouldbuy/10
>>67010246
>tfw Ngannou will take it from him
>>67010241
he didn't struggle though
and that was snortin everyday jones
>>67010158
this senpai
>>67010246
really doubt it, be nice if he did though
>>67010258
fuck now im conflicted
Is Vitor Belfort the worst BJJ black belt to ever exist?
>Has a white belt escape his arm bar
>Gets submitted by an Americana from said white belt
>Lays motionless in full mount and lets himself get smashed by Weidman - a fellow black belt
That's all I can think of off the top of my head, any more examples of shit black belts?
>>67010286
I bet he taps you without trt in 10 seconds max
>>67010286
Last time I remember him utilizing his BJJ effectively was the Rumble Johnson fight back in 2012.
>>67002956
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Trying to get my friend into heem.
I NEED SOME SPICY BANGERS HEEM.
Pls help.
Why is heem filled with cucks and shitposters? Fucking ridiculous
>>67008710
im excited /b/ro
>>67010286
>Shit black belt
Its just in relative terms. Weidman is a beast (also getting hit in the head doesn't help) and Jones has been grappling in his MMA career its just he only recently started to formally train in Jiu-Jitsu.
Also doesn't help his body is a wreck after years of fighting and sparring.
>>67010311
Thank you.
>>67010311
why is the greatest fight of all time not on that list?
>>67010325
yeah, where is kimbo vs dada senpai
Who's headlining 200?
>>67010335
CM Punk vs Ido Portal
>>67010335
gsp and lawler
oim da real mystic mac
>>67010342
I want Lesnar v Jones.
You now remember that if Anthony Pettis memed over one or two more opponents he would have been considered GOAT by every casual out there and the UFC would have made more money thanks to him compared to Conor.
>>67010349
I'd still love to see Pettis vs McGregor anyway
>>67010335
vs villante
>I DONT GIVE A FOK ABT WEIGHT YEH
One of Diaz's friends, also says they will rebook Nate/Conor
>>67010349
>omg bruh that guy just flykiked off da fence hes like a ninja bro hed killya
>>67010286
>Lays motionless in full mount and lets himself get smashed by Weidman - a fellow black belt
yeah but Weidman also did the exact same thing vs Rockhold
>>67010358
Sucks for him desu
>>67010366
Weidman hasn't been submitted by a white belt though
>>67010358
ufc already confirmed nates off the card
>>67010358
>not having Nate on the card
Give him anyone and his name alone will bring you 100k more buys atleast
If they pull out Conor from 200 and Nate is still on the card, should he fight at 155 or 170?
>>67010362
who has this webm desu
>>67010375
did they? last i've heard is Dana saying they will find him a new opponent, could give him Tony Ferguson
197 weigh ins, 200 conference, lellator when?
>>67010371
no, but that specific example isn't as relevant because the exact fighter you are comparing him to in a bad light has done the very thing you're condemning vitor for
>>67010393
>>67008710
this was 3 bongs ago
>>67010381
155, it being 170 is just conair being a petty bitch. Whoever wins gets dos anjos or khabib then dos anjos
>you look at UFC 200's current card
What a shit memer card, wont even do 800k buys
lmao if they pull Nate from the card he is getting completely fucked over by the UFC
>>67010431
>fighters not getting fucked over by the UFC
its practically in the contract
they should be surprised when things go their way
>>67010390
yeah i read it this morning, can't find it now though looking
>>67007055
>get BTFO
>cant talk shit anymore
>i-i just want to concentrate on me camp
>>67008799
Ahhh, that was such a relaxing clip. There's something just so damn satisfying about it, especially the cry-baby posture of the kid at 0:19.
>ufc is in the wrong, conair isn't forced to do press conference memes
haha
>listen to Sherdog roundtable
some goof is complaining that Esparza vs Lima is too low on the card and that it should headline the prelims or be on the main card
ayy lmao
>>67010510
Is that a decent show? I listen to the Bloody Elbow Vivisection
>>67010397
If anything it shows Vitor is a worse grappler than Wiedman, and Weidman is a worse grappler than Rockhold
I think Miesha is of gypsy descent, there's something off about her eyes and facial disposition.
>>67010515
its alright, kinda the same concept. Something to listen when you have nothing to do
>>67010494
You're right man.
He whooped the kids ass.
>>67010524
Bulgaria knows
>>67002956
>>67002956
Conor is a bitch Diva.
I hope he goes broke and dies in an Irish ditch.
I hope he takes Dana with him. Fuck him.
209! Caesar Gracie Jiu Jitsu.
>>67010547
t. 196'er
>>67010575
Been watching since UFC 1 brah. VHS era.
Rewind my tapes even with mold in it and I had to clean the fucking thing as a kid with no handeye coordination.,
>>67010547
lol black americans
>>67010576
Is Jones immune from the curse?
Eight minutes of Rockhold training and not looking USADA'd at all
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL7bLUoC9D4
>>67010612
guess so
I deleted my post because honestly I wasn't being fair to Jones either.
He's really cleaned out the division. The only two names he's missing are really OSP and ARJ. He's beat everyone else, and it's really not his fault if the rest of the LHWs aren't 6'4"
CONOR HURT HIS VAGINA
HAS SAND IN IT NOW
CALLING IT, CONOR PULLED OUT DUE TO A PULLED PUSSY
>>67010639
Luke vs DC who wins?
I like Luke's chances desu
>>67010681
DC shits on him.
DC is the 2nd best fighter in the UFC
>>67010639
jesus those kicks what a beast
>>67010698
>>67010681
DC gets chokeyed
>>67010753
>the only people anywhere near Jones are Miocic, Overeem, Travis Browne, OSP and Gus
>>67008901
Too bad you never will.
>>67010764
there's also struve but he's off the charts and irrelevant so I didn't bother including him
>>67010753
how is reach measured
>>67010753
UFC height and reach stats are too inaccurate to try and use them to make good analyses.
>>67010639
Which one o you queers gone suck his dick?!?!
>>67009769
thick unhappy Ronda is best Ronda
>>67010805
it says inches.. fuckboy.
Top tier mma beat panel this week
https://youtu.be/iqBiKRrMmC8
>>67010286
you think mixing 2 disciples is that easy? hes not that used to using jitz in fights you faggot
if you rely on striking the moment something else happens your brain just shuts down. Doing just jitz is way different than in a mma fight
of course you would know this if you traned once in your life
>>67010829
you're not smart enough to be calling anyone fuckboy mate
>>67010753
>not adding struve
do you even statistics bro
Will dana jew conor to another card or be a cuck and do what he asks?
>>67008275
Cat is unironically the best wmma. Shame she got jose aldo'd
>>67010246
i hope so.
>>67010753
not thats interesting man, thats fucking interesting
it'd be cool if they had leg reach which is significantly relevant but not meme enough like arm reach
Lads I had a dream where I met Claudia in a gym and she took her shirt off and kept getting in my way. When I finally worked up the courage to cup her titties the next time she got in my way I awkwardly grabbed her sides and tickled her and she got mad, put her shirt back on and left.
What did she mean by this?
>>67010681
Real question is does he go fight Bones when DC gets beat down?
>not putting a cheeky tenner on Cejudo and OSP
this just got deleted from ufc twitter
>>67010975
fake bro
>>67010975
welcome le reddit friend
>>67010979
yeah sure is
>>67010979
yeah it is defs is, time is wrong
>>67008556
Jon will win with a relatively quick, relatively disappointing submission.
>>67010975
'no'
>>67010981
>not using both for memes and news
stay casual
>>67010982
>>67010984
>you cant edit twitter posts
>>67009717
>Spanish people don't exist
>>67010992
>there are out and about redditors on this site
Worse than being openly flamboyantly gay
>>67011012
i've been using reddit for like 3 years 4ch for 5-6 and have never made a reddit account/submitted a thing/upboated a thing
I think im doin alright
>>67009717
>who is Tom cruise
>>67010381
>dana pays off alvarez to pull out of 07/07 fight night
>dana rebooks rda for ufc 200
PROFIT!
would you rather eat a knee from Overeem to the body or an overhand right from Rumble to the temple
>>67011019
>I'm bi curious
>>67010639
Rock is THE natty limit
>>67011030
be in some pain or die
fuck i wonder
>>67011019
Yeah and jerking off to trannies every once in a while isn't gay. Protip: it is and it's the kind of behavior I expect out of an Aussie shitposting redditor cuck.
>>67003399
shes disgusting... what happened to this Ronda:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnEhj66Elrw
she was my MMA qt
>>67011057
She bulked for Cyborg
>>67011045
its either having some organs shattered and some ribs broken or having permanent brain damage
>>67011054
top kek WEWWWWWWWWWW lad
>>67007233
this.
Dana is being a little bitch. Conor has paid his dues in promotions and even promoted the event with a tweet. They are going to lose tons of money if he doesn't fight. Just put him on probation after the fucking fight.
>>67008533
>Fuck you Nate, fucking pussy!
>Fuck you too!
Smolka vs Ben ngyuen in July
>>67008545
those are some long ass legs
>>67011012
just look at the flag desu
>>67011092
>posting about reddit: the fighter in heem
>>67008184
holly holm's butt is yummy
>tfw no mma gf
>>67011092
Nice matchup. Rooting for Smolka as always.
important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012693
>>67011119
You mean one who does MMA, or watches?
>>67010914
She came over to my gym cuz she wanted a real man cuck
>>67011124
sorry, I only vote in very important polls
>>67011146
kek
>>67011146
what did she mean by this
>>67011157
It's fake. He's photoshopped it.
>>67010830
Having Esther Lin on the MMA Beat is such a waste of space. I don't care for neutral, vanilla, on the fence, Chuck Mindenhall-tier opinions. They could have literally picked up some random UFC fan off the streets who could have had a better opinion of the topic on hand and it would have made for a better panel.
>inb4 Esther Lin's such a qt3.14 XD
>muh mma photagrapher-fu
>>67011054
kek /pol/bro
>>67011104
Just downvote my posts if you don't like them ;^)
>>67008351
Cat Zingano is a fucking bum. You herbs who support her are bums too.
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the (You)s.
Catch ya's later.
>>67011057
betweenfights ronda always thicker than weighin ronda
>>67011199
im not suprised motherfucker
looks like my work here is done
im retiring too #1poundfordound
>>67011199
YOUR PULLED
>>67011124
>pushing the bullcuck agenda
get the fuck out. seriously, faggot, just get. the. fuck. out.
Hey lads, anyone got any cool MMA themed wallpapers for mobile?
efn time
Has Estonia retired young? Haven't seen him in a while
humble in shitposting
humble in cowardice
>>67011222
listen. to. this. guy.
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-ufa
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-ufa
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-ufa
Grab your dancing shoes
EFN is going live!
where's the new thread lads...
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>66997186
>>67011267
Wow! This is good!!
>>67009429
idiot
>>67009463
smart
>>67011282
smart
>>67011277
idiot
>>67011271
idiot
>>67009667
>the city of the contents of that jar
>that """""joint"""""""
>>67008486
Newton/Sakuraba (Pride) is a GOAT chess-match on the ground. Not recommended for first-timers or Just Bleeders, tho.
>>67010462
true
it's got to be the worst professional sports organization to work for in the world.
Fucking you financially at every turn, Dana treating his best fighters like shit, the lies about "locker room bonuses", etc.
>>67010547
>an Irish ditch
Is there any other kind of ditch?
>>67010681
DC crumples him up like a sheet of paper and Luke retires. It would not even be close.
>>67011280
YOU NOW KNOW THAT ONE OF SAGE'S EYES IS MUCH HIGHER THAN THE OTHER.
can't be unseen
![RIP_Andy_Hug_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i2AXnqi.jpg "RIP Andy Hug [1]")
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