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4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
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5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 156 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
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5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS
>The UFC has officially pulled the plug on the Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481106/report-ufc-officially-pulls-the-plug-on-nate-diaz-vs-conor-mcgregor
>Rory MacDonald preparing to beat Steven Thompson, wants to renegotiate and win the title this year
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/more-money-title-shot-win-over-thompson-pushing-ufc-fight-night-89s-rory-macdonald
>Khabib offered GSP for UFC 200
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
AND WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
EMBEDDED:
Episode 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOHzvzAaQUk
Episode 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM61FQBDAks
>>66993346
In that case I like Conor not fighting at +250
What does Dana love more money or himself? If he loves money then he will let Conor do his thing and fight at UFC 200.
>>66993295
have they commented on conor yet?
>>66993295
>its a schaub episode
Rev up those shitposting engines, lads.
rogan met mandrama chyna
>the rematch nobody wanted that conor pushed for is now too much promo work
>if i don't train literally every hour of 3 months i'll lose again
You goofs not thinking he's shook should kill yourselves
>>66993330
ep 3 when?
FIRST FOR STILL MY POTATO
>>66993390
my casual friend asked me this exact question this morning
I think Lorenzo forces Dana to embrace money. Not Dana's choice.
>>66993415
>>66993415
The man thought he made the memes, and got spook when he realized he was the meme
have they commented on Conor yet??
>>66993438
>>66993415
>>66993223
I thought McGoof was all about the money? Now he's whining that he has to do promo work for... more money?
As far as his legacy goes, who the fuck cares, he's a manlet. When will they learn?
>>66993464
>>66993487
is gsp a cuck?
>>66993393
yeah, they talked quite a bit about it.
>>66993506
nice quality fag
>>66993473
Sure showed me there Pierre. How can I ever come back from this?
why does joe talking like he and schaub are in bed after sex?
>>66993610
too much weed, not enough bulletproof coffee
joe probably has a weedhangover from 4/20 as well
>>66993610
schaubie has that effect on people. such a sexy seducing man.
reminder he fucked ronda
>>66993485
>>66993438
cuckbrit is also a conorfag, who would've guessed
why do you guys bully conor so much
i thought you liked memes?
>>66993635
Gustafsson only lost to black men.
Your country is so cucked he literally bent over and took it from niggers JUST to be true to his Swedish roots.
Let that sink in.
>>66993646
i need only one meme
>>66993493
He doesn't get paid for the Promos.
>>66993668
hope dana is proud of himself. forcing two black men to fight each other, this isnt the 1800s anymroe you fucking racist prick
>>66993493
He doesn't get paid for promoting you fuckin idiot
If Conor promotes the fuck out of a huge fight and then gets injured the day before do you think he gets paid for the promoting?
>>66993666
take your opinion with you, satan
>>66993677
That pic feels like Nate and Nick are the blue collar ninjas in cyberpunk Vegas
>>66993732
it looks like they took a pic beside a hotel at night
grow up
>>66993748
i think he's right
Welcome to the Rogan and Schaub Show where everyone and everything is a mothefucker
>>66993680
uh yeah he does. It's mandatory, and the sole reason he's as big as he is
>>66993748
zip it, peru with a leaf
>>66993677
>tfw no reality show about the diaz brothers going after animal abusers
>>66993709
>>66993756
yeah, a "blue collar ninja"
because that exists
read a book tyreese
>>66993771
No he doesn't, he gets paid to fight and a proportion of ppv sales. No one gives a fuck about promos, if no promos or conferences existed in the UFC conor would still be giant.
>>66993815
part of the fight game which he embraced before
now he doesn't want to cut promos with nate and got cold feet??
no dignity
>>66993666
Reminder to keep faggy racist shit like this out of our martial arts discussion.
Trips disregarded.
What are the chances they strip Conor and make the Aldo vs Fronkie match for the belt?
>>66993223
>Kahbib vs GSP
oh god pls
Hey guys! Super Sage here! :) lol haha
>>66993808
Will you quit it with the casual racism? I expect this from the US and even the UK, but you, Canada?
>>66993837
>Swedecuck gets BTFO and now moves goalposts
>>66993848
Spot Tyrone.
>>66993223
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481106/report-ufc-officially-pulls-the-plug-on-nate-diaz-vs-conor-mcgregor
I guess now we wait to see who gives in first
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/more-money-title-shot-win-over-thompson-pushing-ufc-fight-night-89s-rory-macdonald
I hate this fight so much.
I wanted Wondermeme to fight Robbie for the title
But I also don't want Rory to be forced into a shit contract with the UFC because he loses to Wonderboy. I like Rory more as a person.
>>66993868
Khabib would fuck GSP up
>>66993862
You mean what Dana literally said yesterday on TV?
https://www.fb.com/UFC/videos/10153997786996276/
UFC197 Ultimate Media Day
>>66993877
You're an asshole France, but you're right. There's no pay for promoting.
Conor is still a huge hypocrite and got hammered down by the UFC
>>66993877
Even is I was black why do you assume I would be pissed about people talking about my cock
And I understand the deeper racist overtones of the cuck meme
Stop posting it. Kill yourself
This is the worst cancer 4chan has ever had
>All this McPotato talk
Literally who cares
When are we watching Josh Barnett's movie lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6y1a9IBN2Y
>>66993927
My momma called me a cunt this morning, we're assholes professionally here.
>>66993942
>Projects his inner cuck bullshit on every post
Kys """"""""""bruh"""""""""".
>>66993954
same day we are watching the 'fight valley' starring Miesha Tate. Never.
joe just confirmed that ufc 200 is gsp vs nate diaz to show conor that they can do better ppv numbers without him
>people who think OSP will beat Jones
>>66993848
Oh someone said a word you don't like reddit, someone take him to a safe space
>>66993987
That would be so awesome if if wasnt for the fact that GSP would just lay on Nate like the faggot he is.
>>66993991
He will
Jones is rusty and doesn't have his coke powers anymore
>>66993971
DESIGNATED
>>66993999
There is nothing wrong with Islam.
>>66993999
Dont you have an anime pillow to be fondling?
>>66994021
Thank you my friend
How many celebrity deaths has /heem/ been around for? First thread was in 2013 I think.
I remember Robin Williams, moot ... who else am i missing?
Shaub is pure shit to listen to on Rogan's podcast. Pure shit.
>>66994044
i thought kavanagh was cool at first
but after reading his tweets that dude is a total douche
cant stand that faggot
>>66994053
>he wasn't here for MJ back in 09
>>66993927
>You're an asshole France, but you're right. There's no pay for promoting.
France didn't even say that lol
>>66994021
of course Not All Muslims, you need to relax
>>66994021
Hello Abdel-Aziz
>>66993964
>project cuck bullshit in every post
>kill yourself
>bro
Yes
>>66994021
>>66994061
jamal and desean are muslim wow surprise boys your mind is blown
>>66993886
lmao no he wouldn't
>>66994130
>lmao no he wouldn't
He would
>>66994130
He would
>>66994090
it's tyreese dude holy fuck don't be so insensitive
>>66994044
Fuck's sake, I can't wait for Khabib to get destroyed.
I wish GSP came back for one fight, pulled a Koscheck on him and went back into retirement.
>Khabib will never be the same again
Why are foreigners so bad at staying on topic? Is it cause they're literally irrelevant to the sport?
>>66993881
Yeah I'm with you on the Rory/Wonderboy fight - I like them both a lot and don't really want to see them fight unless it's for a title. It's tough, because I really wanted to see wonderboy have a shot at the title, but I've been a fan of Rory for years so I pretty much want him to win.
For rory, this fight means a whole lot more than just a title shot, and I think he deserves the win.
USA confirmed for being invaded by ISIS
>>66994085
based peru.
i had lomo saltado once, true story.
>>66994130
Kahbib at his peak, can't say the same for GSP
>tfw GSP returns just to be sent back into retirement on sleepy mode
>>66994044
failed meme
>>66994085
failed meme
>>66994090
failed meme
>>66994065
>reading comprehension
/heem/ general is not even 3 years old
>>66994186
I was hoping WB would fight for the title, win, and then Rory would get the title shot and beat him.
This way though if Rory wins we're stuck with another Lawler-MacD which I'm not sure Rory can win.
And if Rory loses, well, Rory loses.
>>66994218
Khabib is a good lightweight. GSP is the GOAT welterweight. I don't even like GSP but y'all are just being foolish.
Who /FightValley/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkggLZf6w_0
>IN THE FIGHT VALLEYYYYYY
>GUARANTEED YOU WILL SEE ME
>CAUSE I'M IN THE FIGHT VALLEY
>DO OR DIE IS THE ONLY WAY
>IN THE VALLEY
>GONNA SET YOUR SPIRIT FREE
>IN THE FIGHT VALLEY
>>66994152
>>66994143
Kabib is not taking GSP down and would get lit the fuck up on the feet and you're a casual if you think otherwise
what's the best way to derail a mixed martial arts discussion?
>>66994235
you can't joking about memes, be careful. #thisisnotshow
>>66994265
BJ beat GSP the first time they fought (Don't care what the Judges say) and he's a LW
GSP got HEEM'd by a guy who is 5ft5
>>66994244
>call a black guy black
>he gets pissed
typical, really
>>66994265
Exactly. It's a retarded argument to even begin. GSP destroys Khabib's face.
>>66994285
>post your walkout song
>>66994271
lesbooooos lesboooos
vag and blood my friends
I might even download it drunk
If Dodson clears everyone except Cruz, that means that MM could be successful in BW. Yes or no?
>>66994257
If Rory loses, I don't think the UFC are gonna renegotiate with him, considering he's already tried and he'll then have 2 losses in a row.
He's been talking about money a lot recently, and I feel like he's going to sign with Bellator if he doesn't win this fight, which sucks, because he's a machine who should be fighting the best of the best.
>>66994311
MM would be #3 in BW
>>66994311
No but yes
>Kebab vs. GSP
Well that will be the first time Canada actually removes kebab instead of letting them in with open arms.
>>66994311
>that means that MM could be successful in BW. Yes or no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOL1P-J63Us
>>66994320
yeah man, it sucks
>>66994297
>chinaman can't interpret english
not surprising 2bh
>>66994344
Just looking at rockmeme people are making statements like jds didn't look to fight that fight.
He demolished the autist and people got buttmad because he didn't go toe to toe in strength vs a literal retard.
>>66994285
>Grills have more heart than Conor "insta-tap" McGoofy
>>66994275
>Kabib is not taking GSP down
>would get lit the fuck up on the feet
>gsp lithing up anyone
>>66994311
BW is a dead division like flyweight, MM could clean that except for Cruz
>>66994290
GSP has never really been outgrappled (bc greased) though, and that's Khabib's only way to win. Khabib gets jabbed to fuck on the feet.
>>66994290
>BJ a lw
what a fucking casual
Anyone here compete? Just won my first fight. Absolutely destroyed the dude too kek.
>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic KOing him instantly
Felt fucking boss.
>>66994351
>Well that will be the first time Canada actually removes kebab instead of letting them in with open arms.
America actually creates kebab bud lol
>>66994365
>jamal has poor articulation skills
lmao wow you just keep on shocking me dude
http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/21/tyron-woodley-conor-mcgreggor-ufc-200/
Oh now he wants to fight
Post your champs at the start of 2017:
HW: Werdum
LHW: Jones
MW: Rockhold
WW: Wonderboy
LW: Khabib
FW: McGregor
BW: Almeida
FLW: MightyMouse
BW(W): Miesha
STW(W): Joanna
>>66994354
That's why I said "successful", not "champion".
Then again, I don't know about TJ vs Cruz 2 tbн. MM has had a lot of fights and his coach is probably one of the like top 3 in the business. Maybe things have changed. My money is still on Cruz though.
>>66994320
I personally would enjoy watching Rory fight cans in Bellator.
>>66994375
>Paige has more heart than the entirety of men's MMA
>>66994408
I guess his opponent at ufc 200 will be usada
>McGregor can't even go hype this fight that only benefits him
>only thing it has going for Nate is money since he just finished him
>talks as if the UFC isn't already giving him special treatment, instead of forcing him to defend the belt
>>66994397
Yeah I'm 23-0 in my dreams too. Subbed a guy with a sleek heel hook last night.
>>66994397
watching bas rutten videos doesn't mean you compete
>>66994397
lol
>>66994271
Dykino
>>66994021
Yes there is, wake up. Everything ISIS does is done by the book.
>>66994484
>lol
Did you just think about a sausage maker buying a box of cereal?
>>66994452
I doubt he could regain his marbles even if he won the rematch. He lost to his own trolling.
>>66994271
Wow, Holm actually looks kinda good in that.
>>66994512
Just enjoying life lad
>>66994397
>It's an Achmad is off his meds episode
Not only did UFC offer to fly Conor to every destination on a top-of-the-line private jet ... but also offered to ship out every single piece of his gym equipment from Iceland to Vegas for this weekend's media event so there wouldn't be a kink in Conor's training. We're told McGregor was told his gym would be set up identically to his Iceland training center and it would all be ready to go the second he stepped off the plane. Still, McGregor refused to budge -- and our sources tell us Conor was "shocked" when he was told the media obligations in Vegas were mandatory.
>>66994275
all that GSP ever gonna do is milk that comeback story and bank as much as he can, while he can. he won't ever come back, srsly people should stop talking as if he's a fighter currently.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DtnK3hc.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
am i weird for thinking shes a qt lads?
i wanna bite her mole off
>>66994496
Westboro baptist church is by the book as well.
>>66994588
>>66994534
>call a black guy black
>he gets mad because you reminded him
>calls you chinese as a retort
lmao hilarious lack of creative ability as expected
>>66994569
what is this?
>>66994608
She's BY FAR the most attractive woman in the division. I just can't get past her Erick Silva voice.
>>66994496
>le 10,000 radicals represent 1.2 billion followers meme
>>66994596
He never officially retired and he is literally still signed to a UFC contract. One of the conditions of his return is renegotiating his existing contract.
You're a fuckin idiot lmao
>>66994608
If she toned the roids down just a tad, she'd be a major qt.
>>66994608
no since you always post your gay fetishes so you being attracted to a 'woman' who literally looks like a dude is not weird no
>>66994625
I think we can all agree that hue is the worst accent possible for women
>>66994624
>what is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM61FQBDAks
@1:45
>>66994680
>commercial is for Ryobi power tools and shows a woman catching an 18v battery with one hand
come on
>>66994644
>>66994680
webm here
>>66993363
Is there even one(1) good white UFC champion?
>>66994680
lmao that's fucking hilarious
talk about discouraging
>>66994624
>call a chink chink
>tries to be creative about articulation, gets btfo
>'no, YOU rack cleative abirity!'
sure thing XianXian, go ahead and repeat yourself again
>>66994697
oh thx
>>66994712
Rockhold
>>66994680
I always find it hilarious how #1 ranked fighters live in mansions while #2 fighters live in middle class suburbs.
>>66994712
BR's are white senpai
>>66994608
I'd suck her dick, no homo
>>66994712
Rockhog
>>66994659
>He never officially retired
so that he can milk it longer and harder
>literally still signed to a UFC contract
which he cannot terminate unilaterally
>>66994719
>how to spot a 189er
>>66994660
>>66994669
I dunno, I don't really dig it
>>66994588
>its real
dana confirmed for cuck
Thanks for the cheese
see's y'alls later
>>66994660
>Muscular girls scare me
>>66994776
it was a prank dana pls let me go back... yes i will lick it
>>66994776
fucking rat
>>66994764
what part of 'she literally looks like a dude' didnt you get Yu Lee
or did you link the wrong post
>>66994712
DC is a make believe champ, RDA is champ only because of Khabib's injury. Others are as good as it gets dunno.
>>66994588
>Money
>USADA
>Not wanting to get btfo in fight promotion
Which is it?
>>66994808
1 and 3
Post your GIRLS
Keep in mind I already have the P4P best /heem/fu harem:
Mackenzie Dern, Kailin Curran, Joanna Yawnjaycheque
Does this make you nervous?
http://youtu.be/D7Ar9AOuxOE
>>66993991
put a cheeky hundo down on osp it's guarenteed profit
>>66994808
avoiding being shlepped around the media circuit as Nate's little bitch, probably
dude's so psychologically damaged and ego bruised, he literally announced a fake 'retirement' to get out of it
>media hype is only fun when I can clown me opponents, yeh
>n-no I'm not s-s-shook, fooking gazelle
>>66994893
>>66994907
waste of money desu
>>66994916
>>66994901
>Jones on his back
Shit simulation
>>66993886
Khabib wouldn't be able to wrestlecuck GSP and GSP would jab/out strike him to a 50-45 decision pretty easily.
Guys Joe is talking about memory houses and shit
>>66994916
breh
>>66994946
>Khabib wouldn't be able to wrestlecuck GSP
>he really believes this
>>66994953
link
have you found the christy mack to your war machine yet /heem/?
>>66994958
Spot the 189'er.
If sambo were easy it'd be called Jiu Jitsu
Sambo 5 times a week minimum
>>66994963
Same link as always
https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
>>66994946
>>66994968
loooooooooooooool
>>66994968
ugh, too thirsty
she's clearly bored of playing 20 questions
>>66994958
189er detected
>>66994994
Fuck you bitch don't be hating on a player making moves
>>66994968
How many matches do you guys have on Tinder? I have 1,152.
>>66994968
What is this? An interview on the good morning show?....how can you not know how to talk to women?
>There are UFC fangays right now who think Conor is not shook
>>66995023
spotted the 189er
>>66995011
just trying to give constructive criticism breh
>>66995047
No jokes about the dick game bro that shit is legit
>>66995013
Tinder is kill in my area, I even made a cat fish account to see if it was just my real face or something.
This Rogan interview is a bit awkward.
>>66995035
spotted the guy in the image
Rogaine is too stoned now, talking complete trash. "but if the magic is real to you!..."
>>66994893
>flat
>wall of text tattoo
>>66995062
When isn't it ever? Have they talked about black dicks yet?
>>66995068
The guy in the image permaheem'd himself long ago.
Kek
>>66994893
I really dont find her attractive. Her whole head/face has a weird shape and her tattoo is just fucking ugly
>>66995084
He was pressing a guy about singing at his grandma's funeral. "Were there lots of tears?"
>>66995095
fucking kek
>>66995095
>>66995095
wtf, this seems a bit out of character
>>66995095
oh fuck lel
I feel bad though after hearing that she was apparently a really sweet person
>>66995095
fucking tasteless
i hope he gets heemed
>>66995095
the mayyy-gician
>>66995142
i fapped to her getting fucked in a fake wrestling ring in what appears to be an open part of a sewer, who cares bro
>>66995095
my new manlet
>>66995129
joe will heem you fucking dead
>>66995095
uh oh tumblr is gonna lynch him
>>66995129
disgusting pedo
>>66995164
i just want to protect her from his propaganda
>>66995095
What a dick
>>66995164
"they don't smoke weed" (whispers) *giggles*
>>66995129
>>66995164
When will Joe allow her to blaze it?
>>66995188
when she comes home with her first bull
Who is your manlet boy?
>>66995095
this place has desensitised me so much I don't even really think much of this. People seem to be flinging shit his way on Twitter though
>>66995184
and to think i liked him better than DJ. What a fucking tool
>>66995175
shes 16
>>66995221
No she's like 8
>>66995214
Goofs can't handle the bantz
>>66995226
she's actually 16 1/2
>>66995226
Too old desu
>>66995203
LMAO
I love the inappropriate jokes you find on 4chan.
>>66995243
are you really making me google it?
who the fuck is chyna
>>66995249
just broke up with my gf lads, feelsadman
>>66995258
where are they going?
>feels ad man
What did he mean by this? Who is the ad man?
>>66995265
how come bongbro
go heem some cats
>>66995265
It gets better every day mate. Chin up, enjoy the freedom instead of resenting it.
