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UPCOMING EVENTS
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 156 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS
>The UFC has officially pulled the plug on the Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481106/report-ufc-officially-pulls-the-plug-on-nate-diaz-vs-conor-mcgregor
>Rory MacDonald preparing to beat Steven Thompson, wants to renegotiate and win the title this year
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/more-money-title-shot-win-over-thompson-pushing-ufc-fight-night-89s-rory-macdonald
>Khabib offered GSP for UFC 200
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
AND WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
EMBEDDED:
Episode 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOHzvzAaQUk
Episode 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM61FQBDAks
>>66993346
In that case I like Conor not fighting at +250
What does Dana love more money or himself? If he loves money then he will let Conor do his thing and fight at UFC 200.
>>66993295
have they commented on conor yet?
>>66993295
>its a schaub episode
Rev up those shitposting engines, lads.
rogan met mandrama chyna
>the rematch nobody wanted that conor pushed for is now too much promo work
>if i don't train literally every hour of 3 months i'll lose again
You goofs not thinking he's shook should kill yourselves
>>66993330
ep 3 when?
FIRST FOR STILL MY POTATO
>>66993390
my casual friend asked me this exact question this morning
I think Lorenzo forces Dana to embrace money. Not Dana's choice.
>>66993415
The man thought he made the memes, and got spook when he realized he was the meme
have they commented on Conor yet??
>>66993223
I thought McGoof was all about the money? Now he's whining that he has to do promo work for... more money?
As far as his legacy goes, who the fuck cares, he's a manlet. When will they learn?
is gsp a cuck?
>>66993393
yeah, they talked quite a bit about it.
>>66993506
nice quality fag
>>66993473
Sure showed me there Pierre. How can I ever come back from this?
why does joe talking like he and schaub are in bed after sex?
>>66993610
too much weed, not enough bulletproof coffee
joe probably has a weedhangover from 4/20 as well
>>66993610
schaubie has that effect on people. such a sexy seducing man.
reminder he fucked ronda
>>66993485
>>66993438
cuckbrit is also a conorfag, who would've guessed
why do you guys bully conor so much
i thought you liked memes?
>>66993635
Gustafsson only lost to black men.
Your country is so cucked he literally bent over and took it from niggers JUST to be true to his Swedish roots.
Let that sink in.
>>66993646
i need only one meme
>>66993493
He doesn't get paid for the Promos.
>>66993668
hope dana is proud of himself. forcing two black men to fight each other, this isnt the 1800s anymroe you fucking racist prick
>>66993493
He doesn't get paid for promoting you fuckin idiot
If Conor promotes the fuck out of a huge fight and then gets injured the day before do you think he gets paid for the promoting?
>>66993666
take your opinion with you, satan
>>66993677
That pic feels like Nate and Nick are the blue collar ninjas in cyberpunk Vegas
>>66993732
it looks like they took a pic beside a hotel at night
grow up
>>66993748
i think he's right
Welcome to the Rogan and Schaub Show where everyone and everything is a mothefucker
>>66993680
uh yeah he does. It's mandatory, and the sole reason he's as big as he is
>>66993748
zip it, peru with a leaf
>>66993677
>tfw no reality show about the diaz brothers going after animal abusers
>>66993756
yeah, a "blue collar ninja"
because that exists
read a book tyreese
>>66993771
No he doesn't, he gets paid to fight and a proportion of ppv sales. No one gives a fuck about promos, if no promos or conferences existed in the UFC conor would still be giant.
>>66993815
part of the fight game which he embraced before
now he doesn't want to cut promos with nate and got cold feet??
no dignity
>>66993666
Reminder to keep faggy racist shit like this out of our martial arts discussion.
Trips disregarded.
What are the chances they strip Conor and make the Aldo vs Fronkie match for the belt?
>>66993223
>Kahbib vs GSP
oh god pls
Hey guys! Super Sage here! :) lol haha
>>66993808
Will you quit it with the casual racism? I expect this from the US and even the UK, but you, Canada?
>>66993837
>Swedecuck gets BTFO and now moves goalposts
>>66993848
Spot Tyrone.
>>66993223
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481106/report-ufc-officially-pulls-the-plug-on-nate-diaz-vs-conor-mcgregor
I guess now we wait to see who gives in first
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/more-money-title-shot-win-over-thompson-pushing-ufc-fight-night-89s-rory-macdonald
I hate this fight so much.
I wanted Wondermeme to fight Robbie for the title
But I also don't want Rory to be forced into a shit contract with the UFC because he loses to Wonderboy. I like Rory more as a person.
>>66993868
Khabib would fuck GSP up
>>66993862
You mean what Dana literally said yesterday on TV?
https://www.fb.com/UFC/videos/10153997786996276/
UFC197 Ultimate Media Day
>>66993877
You're an asshole France, but you're right. There's no pay for promoting.
Conor is still a huge hypocrite and got hammered down by the UFC
>>66993877
Even is I was black why do you assume I would be pissed about people talking about my cock
And I understand the deeper racist overtones of the cuck meme
Stop posting it. Kill yourself
This is the worst cancer 4chan has ever had
>All this McPotato talk
Literally who cares
When are we watching Josh Barnett's movie lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6y1a9IBN2Y
>>66993927
My momma called me a cunt this morning, we're assholes professionally here.
>>66993942
>Projects his inner cuck bullshit on every post
Kys """"""""""bruh"""""""""".
>>66993954
same day we are watching the 'fight valley' starring Miesha Tate. Never.
joe just confirmed that ufc 200 is gsp vs nate diaz to show conor that they can do better ppv numbers without him
>people who think OSP will beat Jones
>>66993848
Oh someone said a word you don't like reddit, someone take him to a safe space
>>66993987
That would be so awesome if if wasnt for the fact that GSP would just lay on Nate like the faggot he is.
>>66993991
He will
Jones is rusty and doesn't have his coke powers anymore
>>66993971
DESIGNATED
>>66993999
There is nothing wrong with Islam.
>>66993999
Dont you have an anime pillow to be fondling?
>>66994021
Thank you my friend
How many celebrity deaths has /heem/ been around for? First thread was in 2013 I think.
I remember Robin Williams, moot ... who else am i missing?
Shaub is pure shit to listen to on Rogan's podcast. Pure shit.
>>66994044
i thought kavanagh was cool at first
but after reading his tweets that dude is a total douche
cant stand that faggot
>>66994053
>he wasn't here for MJ back in 09
>>66993927
>You're an asshole France, but you're right. There's no pay for promoting.
France didn't even say that lol
>>66994021
of course Not All Muslims, you need to relax
>>66994021
Hello Abdel-Aziz
>>66993964
>project cuck bullshit in every post
>kill yourself
>bro
Yes
>>66994021
>>66994061
jamal and desean are muslim wow surprise boys your mind is blown
>>66993886
lmao no he wouldn't
>>66994130
>lmao no he wouldn't
He would
>>66994130
He would
>>66994090
it's tyreese dude holy fuck don't be so insensitive
>>66994044
Fuck's sake, I can't wait for Khabib to get destroyed.
I wish GSP came back for one fight, pulled a Koscheck on him and went back into retirement.
>Khabib will never be the same again
Why are foreigners so bad at staying on topic? Is it cause they're literally irrelevant to the sport?
>>66993881
Yeah I'm with you on the Rory/Wonderboy fight - I like them both a lot and don't really want to see them fight unless it's for a title. It's tough, because I really wanted to see wonderboy have a shot at the title, but I've been a fan of Rory for years so I pretty much want him to win.
For rory, this fight means a whole lot more than just a title shot, and I think he deserves the win.
USA confirmed for being invaded by ISIS
>>66994085
based peru.
i had lomo saltado once, true story.
>>66994130
Kahbib at his peak, can't say the same for GSP
>tfw GSP returns just to be sent back into retirement on sleepy mode
>>66994044
failed meme
>>66994085
failed meme
>>66994090
failed meme
>>66994065
>reading comprehension
/heem/ general is not even 3 years old
>>66994186
I was hoping WB would fight for the title, win, and then Rory would get the title shot and beat him.
This way though if Rory wins we're stuck with another Lawler-MacD which I'm not sure Rory can win.
And if Rory loses, well, Rory loses.
>>66994218
Khabib is a good lightweight. GSP is the GOAT welterweight. I don't even like GSP but y'all are just being foolish.
Who /FightValley/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkggLZf6w_0
>IN THE FIGHT VALLEYYYYYY
>GUARANTEED YOU WILL SEE ME
>CAUSE I'M IN THE FIGHT VALLEY
>DO OR DIE IS THE ONLY WAY
>IN THE VALLEY
>GONNA SET YOUR SPIRIT FREE
>IN THE FIGHT VALLEY
>>66994152
>>66994143
Kabib is not taking GSP down and would get lit the fuck up on the feet and you're a casual if you think otherwise
what's the best way to derail a mixed martial arts discussion?
>>66994235
you can't joking about memes, be careful. #thisisnotshow
>>66994265
BJ beat GSP the first time they fought (Don't care what the Judges say) and he's a LW
GSP got HEEM'd by a guy who is 5ft5
>>66994244
>call a black guy black
>he gets pissed
typical, really
>>66994265
Exactly. It's a retarded argument to even begin. GSP destroys Khabib's face.
>>66994285
>post your walkout song
>>66994271
lesbooooos lesboooos
vag and blood my friends
I might even download it drunk
If Dodson clears everyone except Cruz, that means that MM could be successful in BW. Yes or no?
>>66994257
If Rory loses, I don't think the UFC are gonna renegotiate with him, considering he's already tried and he'll then have 2 losses in a row.
He's been talking about money a lot recently, and I feel like he's going to sign with Bellator if he doesn't win this fight, which sucks, because he's a machine who should be fighting the best of the best.
>>66994311
MM would be #3 in BW
>>66994311
No but yes
>Kebab vs. GSP
Well that will be the first time Canada actually removes kebab instead of letting them in with open arms.
>>66994311
>that means that MM could be successful in BW. Yes or no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOL1P-J63Us
>>66994320
yeah man, it sucks
>>66994297
>chinaman can't interpret english
not surprising 2bh
>>66994344
Just looking at rockmeme people are making statements like jds didn't look to fight that fight.
He demolished the autist and people got buttmad because he didn't go toe to toe in strength vs a literal retard.
>>66994285
>Grills have more heart than Conor "insta-tap" McGoofy
>>66994275
>Kabib is not taking GSP down
>would get lit the fuck up on the feet
>gsp lithing up anyone
>>66994311
BW is a dead division like flyweight, MM could clean that except for Cruz
>>66994290
GSP has never really been outgrappled (bc greased) though, and that's Khabib's only way to win. Khabib gets jabbed to fuck on the feet.
>>66994290
>BJ a lw
what a fucking casual
Anyone here compete? Just won my first fight. Absolutely destroyed the dude too kek.
>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic KOing him instantly
Felt fucking boss.
>>66994351
>Well that will be the first time Canada actually removes kebab instead of letting them in with open arms.
America actually creates kebab bud lol
>>66994365
>jamal has poor articulation skills
lmao wow you just keep on shocking me dude
http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/21/tyron-woodley-conor-mcgreggor-ufc-200/
Oh now he wants to fight
Post your champs at the start of 2017:
HW: Werdum
LHW: Jones
MW: Rockhold
WW: Wonderboy
LW: Khabib
FW: McGregor
BW: Almeida
FLW: MightyMouse
BW(W): Miesha
STW(W): Joanna
>>66994354
That's why I said "successful", not "champion".
Then again, I don't know about TJ vs Cruz 2 tbн. MM has had a lot of fights and his coach is probably one of the like top 3 in the business. Maybe things have changed. My money is still on Cruz though.
>>66994320
I personally would enjoy watching Rory fight cans in Bellator.
>>66994375
>Paige has more heart than the entirety of men's MMA
>>66994408
I guess his opponent at ufc 200 will be usada
>McGregor can't even go hype this fight that only benefits him
>only thing it has going for Nate is money since he just finished him
>talks as if the UFC isn't already giving him special treatment, instead of forcing him to defend the belt
>>66994397
Yeah I'm 23-0 in my dreams too. Subbed a guy with a sleek heel hook last night.
>>66994397
watching bas rutten videos doesn't mean you compete
>>66994397
lol
>>66994271
Dykino
>>66994021
Yes there is, wake up. Everything ISIS does is done by the book.
>>66994484
>lol
Did you just think about a sausage maker buying a box of cereal?
>>66994452
I doubt he could regain his marbles even if he won the rematch. He lost to his own trolling.
>>66994271
Wow, Holm actually looks kinda good in that.
>>66994512
Just enjoying life lad
>>66994397
>It's an Achmad is off his meds episode
Not only did UFC offer to fly Conor to every destination on a top-of-the-line private jet ... but also offered to ship out every single piece of his gym equipment from Iceland to Vegas for this weekend's media event so there wouldn't be a kink in Conor's training. We're told McGregor was told his gym would be set up identically to his Iceland training center and it would all be ready to go the second he stepped off the plane. Still, McGregor refused to budge -- and our sources tell us Conor was "shocked" when he was told the media obligations in Vegas were mandatory.
>>66994275
all that GSP ever gonna do is milk that comeback story and bank as much as he can, while he can. he won't ever come back, srsly people should stop talking as if he's a fighter currently.
am i weird for thinking shes a qt lads?
i wanna bite her mole off
>>66994496
Westboro baptist church is by the book as well.
>>66994534
>call a black guy black
>he gets mad because you reminded him
>calls you chinese as a retort
lmao hilarious lack of creative ability as expected
>>66994569
what is this?
>>66994608
She's BY FAR the most attractive woman in the division. I just can't get past her Erick Silva voice.
>>66994496
>le 10,000 radicals represent 1.2 billion followers meme
>>66994596
He never officially retired and he is literally still signed to a UFC contract. One of the conditions of his return is renegotiating his existing contract.
You're a fuckin idiot lmao
>>66994608
If she toned the roids down just a tad, she'd be a major qt.
>>66994608
no since you always post your gay fetishes so you being attracted to a 'woman' who literally looks like a dude is not weird no
>>66994625
I think we can all agree that hue is the worst accent possible for women
>>66994624
>what is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM61FQBDAks
@1:45
>>66994680
>commercial is for Ryobi power tools and shows a woman catching an 18v battery with one hand
come on
>>66994644
>>66994680
webm here
>>66993363
Is there even one(1) good white UFC champion?
>>66994680
lmao that's fucking hilarious
talk about discouraging
>>66994624
>call a chink chink
>tries to be creative about articulation, gets btfo
>'no, YOU rack cleative abirity!'
sure thing XianXian, go ahead and repeat yourself again
>>66994697
oh thx
>>66994712
Rockhold
>>66994680
I always find it hilarious how #1 ranked fighters live in mansions while #2 fighters live in middle class suburbs.
>>66994712
BR's are white senpai
>>66994608
I'd suck her dick, no homo
>>66994712
Rockhog
>>66994659
>He never officially retired
so that he can milk it longer and harder
>literally still signed to a UFC contract
which he cannot terminate unilaterally
>>66994719
>how to spot a 189er
>>66994660
>>66994669
I dunno, I don't really dig it
>>66994588
>its real
dana confirmed for cuck
Thanks for the cheese
see's y'alls later
>>66994660
>Muscular girls scare me
>>66994776
it was a prank dana pls let me go back... yes i will lick it
>>66994776
fucking rat
>>66994764
what part of 'she literally looks like a dude' didnt you get Yu Lee
or did you link the wrong post
>>66994712
DC is a make believe champ, RDA is champ only because of Khabib's injury. Others are as good as it gets dunno.
>>66994588
>Money
>USADA
>Not wanting to get btfo in fight promotion
Which is it?
>>66994808
1 and 3
Post your GIRLS
Keep in mind I already have the P4P best /heem/fu harem:
Mackenzie Dern, Kailin Curran, Joanna Yawnjaycheque
Does this make you nervous?
http://youtu.be/D7Ar9AOuxOE
>>66993991
put a cheeky hundo down on osp it's guarenteed profit
>>66994808
avoiding being shlepped around the media circuit as Nate's little bitch, probably
dude's so psychologically damaged and ego bruised, he literally announced a fake 'retirement' to get out of it
>media hype is only fun when I can clown me opponents, yeh
>n-no I'm not s-s-shook, fooking gazelle
>>66994893
>>66994907
waste of money desu
>>66994901
>Jones on his back
Shit simulation
>>66993886
Khabib wouldn't be able to wrestlecuck GSP and GSP would jab/out strike him to a 50-45 decision pretty easily.
Guys Joe is talking about memory houses and shit
>>66994916
breh
>>66994946
>Khabib wouldn't be able to wrestlecuck GSP
>he really believes this
>>66994953
link
have you found the christy mack to your war machine yet /heem/?
>>66994958
Spot the 189'er.
If sambo were easy it'd be called Jiu Jitsu
Sambo 5 times a week minimum
>>66994963
Same link as always
https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
>>66994968
loooooooooooooool
>>66994968
ugh, too thirsty
she's clearly bored of playing 20 questions
>>66994958
189er detected
>>66994994
Fuck you bitch don't be hating on a player making moves
>>66994968
How many matches do you guys have on Tinder? I have 1,152.
>>66994968
What is this? An interview on the good morning show?....how can you not know how to talk to women?
>There are UFC fangays right now who think Conor is not shook
>>66995023
spotted the 189er
>>66995011
just trying to give constructive criticism breh
>>66995047
No jokes about the dick game bro that shit is legit
>>66995013
Tinder is kill in my area, I even made a cat fish account to see if it was just my real face or something.
This Rogan interview is a bit awkward.
>>66995035
spotted the guy in the image
Rogaine is too stoned now, talking complete trash. "but if the magic is real to you!..."
>>66994893
>flat
>wall of text tattoo
>>66995062
When isn't it ever? Have they talked about black dicks yet?
>>66995068
The guy in the image permaheem'd himself long ago.
Kek
>>66994893
I really dont find her attractive. Her whole head/face has a weird shape and her tattoo is just fucking ugly
>>66995084
He was pressing a guy about singing at his grandma's funeral. "Were there lots of tears?"
>>66995095
fucking kek
>>66995095
wtf, this seems a bit out of character
>>66995095
oh fuck lel
I feel bad though after hearing that she was apparently a really sweet person
>>66995095
fucking tasteless
i hope he gets heemed
>>66995095
the mayyy-gician
>>66995142
i fapped to her getting fucked in a fake wrestling ring in what appears to be an open part of a sewer, who cares bro
>>66995095
my new manlet
>>66995129
joe will heem you fucking dead
>>66995095
uh oh tumblr is gonna lynch him
>>66995129
disgusting pedo
>>66995164
i just want to protect her from his propaganda
>>66995095
What a dick
>>66995164
"they don't smoke weed" (whispers) *giggles*
>>66995129
>>66995164
When will Joe allow her to blaze it?
>>66995188
when she comes home with her first bull
Who is your manlet boy?
>>66995095
this place has desensitised me so much I don't even really think much of this. People seem to be flinging shit his way on Twitter though
>>66995184
and to think i liked him better than DJ. What a fucking tool
>>66995175
shes 16
>>66995221
No she's like 8
>>66995214
Goofs can't handle the bantz
>>66995226
she's actually 16 1/2
>>66995226
Too old desu
>>66995203
LMAO
I love the inappropriate jokes you find on 4chan.
>>66995243
are you really making me google it?
who the fuck is chyna
>>66995249
just broke up with my gf lads, feelsadman
>>66995258
where are they going?
>feels ad man
What did he mean by this? Who is the ad man?
>>66995265
how come bongbro
go heem some cats
>>66995265
It gets better every day mate. Chin up, enjoy the freedom instead of resenting it.
>>66995274
harlem
>>66995274
to prep the bull
>>66995296
what's up with rumble's eyes anyways
looks like he's some kind of lizard dude motherfucker
>>66995254
some crazy ass country somewhere, don't worry about it
>>66995317
bit racist
>>66995285
i stopped loving her, feel bad for hurting her
I couldnt heem a cat, theyre too cute
>>66995095
>deleted
What a cuck.
>>66994983
>https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
learn how to link it you fucking goof
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>66995354
Get in here lads
Reminder that The Black Keys are buttrock and if you like them you are a pleb.
>>66995095
jej
>>66995129
she's no valencia
>>66995328
lmao beta whiteknights still exist
So, when Conor doesn't fight at UFC 200 and Frankie wins the interim belt. Conor will have to fight Frankie in his first fight back, right?
>>66995258
>filename
ya fucking blew it
>>66995359
why? the mma stuff has been done for half an hour
>>66995368
>black keys
somebody might have cared about this 7 years ago senpai
>>66995392
Thales Leites
>>66995403
Because you need to know yourself if you want to know your opponent
>>66995392
>the pleb GTR
senpai atleast post a r34
>>66995095
Lol @ buttblasted mandrama fans
>>66995425
OH SHIT
Hey guys, lets show Dana what we think of his bullying tactics. Lets get #BoycottUFC and #LetConorFight trending on twitter so that Dana can see that we are unite behind Conor and that he is in the wrong.
>>66995425
Caraway BTFO
>>66995095
Nvm guys, just a typo ;)
>>66995445
>having twitter account
>thinking conor isn't shook and actually wants to fight
>>66995425
>tom "don't insult my waifu" lawlor
>>66995425
OH WOW COUNTER REKT
ITS LIT LADS
>>66995425
manlets btfo again.
it must suck to be a manlet sometimes. you cant insult or hate anything without someone replying about your height.
We all have heard this and that about conor claiming to retire and the happenings of UFC200. However conor has come out and publicly said he wants to be at UFC200 and will turn up for the big press confrence. He is mentally focused on the rematch with Nate Diaz and is currently training in iceland. Conor did not want to upset his training programme by flying to the US just for some promotion, all be it he is actually meant to. However, this is the man who has captured the worlds attention, brought UFC back to light as it was fading away and has gained an incredible $400m in in revenue in just 3 fights alone, this was made in under 8 months. The man deserves more understanding than to be pulled from this event. All because Conor wants to be in the best shape possible to entertain the world once more!? Give him a break Dana he has done enough promoting just with his mouth never mind the photo shoots and confrences. Every fan of conor and even of UFC doesn't need to even read this, we all know this already. So let's get the irish man back where he belongs, IN THE CAGE AND AT UFC200!!!!
>>66995445
>#LetConorFight
n-now wait a minute lads let's give it some time and see where things go yeh?
>>66995504
what are you talking about
I never realized how annoying elias' voice was until now
http://youtu.be/3qlxXAHtYH4
>>66995450
kek --- merge them together and post here
>>66995425
>manlets
Based Filthy
4chan being shit for anyone else?
>>66995571
negative
>>66995502
>all be it
albeit
ITS HAPPENING LADS
CONOR VS NATE WILL HAPPEN AT UFC 200
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/723260174127898625
>>66995207
He seems a bit adhd
>>66995590
fuck off with your tabloid shit burger
>>66995594
adhd isn't real
>>66995450
es hacked
>>66995571
Just you la
>>66995645
fucking jacked
he would destroy literally everyone in this thread
#conormcgregor
>>66995645
JUST
>>66995657
That terrible fitting shirt though.
EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/Ai3J3-1We1g
https://youtu.be/Ai3J3-1We1g
https://youtu.be/Ai3J3-1We1g
>>66995670
your zog tricks belong on >>>/pol/
>>66995676
omg get H Y P E
>>66995590
haha haters btfo, McGOAT gonna bend Dana over and fuck him gently
>>66995607
scared Conor is gonna heem Nate huh?
>>66995571
ye it was being odd for one thread but fine now
>>66995499
;_;
t. manlet
>>66995709
189er please
>>66995709
im the only aussie posting in this thread so far go through my comments and see if that's my stance u faggot bong
>>66995571
for a few years now yeah
>>66995729
What does "t." mean?
>>66995754
it's the newest hottest meme. use it to fit in.
>>66995676
I didn't know planes were so scary looking on the inside.
>>66995590
this fight fucking sucks though, if dana had any bollocks he'd tell Conor the Diaz fight is out the window and if he wants to compete in the UFC again he has to defend the 145 belt against Edgar.
>>66995780
It's freshness wore off a while ago now
/heem/ is thriving in the new era of the (You)conomy currently though I sometimes worry about the state of it.
Speaking of which, someone post the raining (You)'s image
Either You're The Hunter Or The Kill
>>66995808
>you're
Your
>that nub
>>66995676
>4:19
>Dat Rogan form
>>66994968
are you in LA or SB?
>>66995425
Oh shit, manlets btfo
>>66995814
fuck sory
>>66995754
>doesn't know what t. means
Haha, what a t. you are
Haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCc-rjCLYdk
wew
>>66995814
no you illiterate britfag - it's "you're"
>>66995859
cewhodo btfo hard
>>66995860
>being so new you don't get the joke
![082214-UFC-Brian-Ortega-J2-PI.vresize.1200.675.high.17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IG4tzs4.jpg "082214-UFC-Brian-Ortega-J2-PI.vresize.1200.675.high.17[1]")
>>66995754
T CITY BABY
>>66994968
yes, see:
>>66995129
>there are '''''people'''''' in this thread that think UFC will pull their biggest start off their biggest PPV over something as trivial as a couple of pressers
fucking hell some of you are gullible
>>66995887
Lawler comfirmed for not boy material
>>66995903
t. manlet
>>66995903
Incorrect. Lawlor is inching ever closer to boydom.
>>66995903
This has always been true.
t. what does it mean please
>>66995916
>Greece
>Talking shit
Nice manlet economy
How is it being on the verge or total collapse?
>>66995887
Fucking hell. Le funny weigh in man is my boy now.
>>66995887
>Chyna is dead
feels bad man
I don't even care about Prince because I'm not old or a pretentious faggot
how long till prelims
>>66995942
it's comfy
>>66995952
Did she had a lengthy porn career? I only saw that one vid.
>>66995957
real fightfans are anarchists
>>66995952
>Knowing who chyna is
>Not an old pretentious faggot
>>66995887
I like to fighter beef where they're so far apart in weight that theyll never meet in the octagon
>>66995969
she did like two or three movies I think
bretty gud
>>66995887
gj --- have an arianny
>>66995859
That'll do, MM, that'll do
>>66995976
Any kid who grew up in the 90s/00s would know who Chyna is
I can understand everybody being upset about David Bowie, but Prince? Come on man
>>66995972
>Hello guys this is one of my first blogs I made. First, about me. I am an anarchist and sort of an emo, non-sensitive and non-critical. I am just 11 years old but I am mature enough to be not called a "kid". I like Chaos Space Marines, Warhammer 40k, JT, T-Pain, Akon, Wyclef Jean, Lil Wyane, Chris Brown, George, other singers, other non-critics, and technology. I hate critics, Miley Cyrus, 50 cent, souljda boy, people who take life too lightly, and moral-makers. So that's it...
who /justexisting/ here?
>>66996010
I agree with this almost wholeheartedly but let ppl mourn who they want potatonigger
I was down the glen one Easter morn
To a city fair rode I
There armed lines of marching men
In squadrons passed me by
No pipe did hum, no battle drum did sound it's loud tattoo
But the Angelus Bells o'er the Liffey swells rang out in the foggy dew
Right proudly high in Dublin town
Hung they out a flag of war
'Twas better to die 'neath that Irish sky
Than at Sulva or Sud el Bar
And from the plains of Royal Meath
Strong men came hurrying through
While Brittania's huns with their long range guns
Sailed in through the foggy dew
Their bravest fell and the requiem bell
Rang mournfully and clear
For those who died that Eastertide in the
Springing of the year
While the world did gaze with deep amaze
At those fearless men but few
Who bore the fight that freedom's light
Might shine through the foggy dew
And back through the glen
I rode again
And my heart with grief was sore
For I parted then with valiant men
Whom I never shall see n'more
But to and fro in my dreams I go
And I kneel and pray for you
For slavery fled oh glorious dead
When you fell in the foggy dew
>>66996025
I just don't like bandwagon mourners m8
>>66996031
>I was
it's As m8
really hope McG switches to the Luke Kelly version now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET80CaIyzDY
>>66996039
I know I feel you, on both that and the fact that losing Bowie is of much greater significance
There is a bigger size difference than I thought. I think DJ is going to have a lot of trouble in the clinch.
http://youtu.be/gk0STa-C2UA
>>66996095
Cejudo basically dies making 125
He will gas and get finished in the 4th
>>66996113
the memessenger
i actually want MM to win
>>66996095
We'll see, Cejudo will probably be drained after the weight cut.
>>66996031
>Strong men came hurrying through
I always thought it was Strong men came home in two. My lyric is better 2bh
>>66996128
>probably
He apparently had to be carried to his hotel after his last fights weigh ins because he was so far gone
>>66993464
>>66993487
>that butt jiggling
please post henry cejudo standing on the box
>>66996128
>>66996113
He's had bad weight cuts but his cardio has never been an issue in any of his fights except he looked like shit in Mexico.
>>66996070
doesn't work as well for a walkout mate
>that joe rogan stare
>tfw I won't be able to watch OSP heem Jones
Fuk
>>66996200
Why not
>>66996144
If he does pull out the win he'll probably vacate that shit immediately then.
>>66996161
We'll just have to wait and see what happens, seems like there's not much interest in this fight and everyone is decided MM will win, but you never know until they step in there.
>get in
>get rich
>get out
>>66996200
hopefully you're getting a nose job
>>66996161
He's also never gone more than 3 rounds
>>66995425
based filthy
>>66996200
Lithuanians are NOT white.
>>66996215
Because it isn't going to happen, dummy
>>66995795
>tfw someone request your oc
here lad
DAILY REMINDER THAT NICK DIAZ ONLY FOUGHT 4 TIMES IN THE UFC
ONLY 4 TIMES
We were robbed of beautiful heems and volume punching because Dana is a scumbag dickless bitch tit heemophobia
>>66996273
>only 4 times in the ufc
Add ~10 to that number
Would Conor losing to Nate a second time be the biggest disaster in UFC history? Ronda vs. Holly doesn't even come close.
>>66996273
He went 1-3 in those 4 fights and broke the rules multiple times. Don't blame it on Dana.
>>66996316
Ronda losing isn't a disaster. Her not coming back is.
Conor is 0-1 against fighters taller than him
>>66996215
Will celebrate my birthday [spoiler]with my family[/spoiler]
>>66996239
Balts aren't slavs
>>66996316
not really. conor can always fall back to defending his belt, and if nate wins(which he will) he will become a bigger draw which makes his brother returning a bigger deal too. win-win-win imo
>>66995887
society fucking sucks. im fed up of this shit. i dont mind people looking down at me literally but walking around knowing everyones looking down at me figuratively cos i was born to be 5'8 isnt fair. its just luck, youre not fucking better than me because you randomly grew taller. stop heightism lads. LAWCUNT IS OFF MY BOY LIST
>>66995859
based evil mighty mouse
>>66996351
no he isn't you filthy casual
>>66996359
Happy bday Lithbro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sucks you miss the fights though
>>66996359
>not celebrating your birthday watching sweet memes and heems
![635801224889039469-1326669071_mirror[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/FIar9uk.gif "635801224889039469-1326669071 mirror[1]")
>>66996365
>caring about girl fights
>>66996365
where is Fallon Fox in the rankings
>>66996390
189er detected
>>66995859
quality banter
>>66996359
can you answer this already? is your mum the one taking your pictures or what?
>>66996351
1-2
Duffy loss
Holloway win
Dont know about all the other Cage Warrior cans
>>66996377
Sometimes I feel that when but then I remember I'm a white man. Imagine how much it would suck not to be white or be a woman.
>>66996437
you're an irish manlet
Post your stats
>5'5"
>142lbs
>70" reach
>>66996377
>its just luck
no lad, it's genetics. yours just suck.
>>66996468
she looks too much like a midget
>>66996257
I bet she's absolutely filthy in bed.
And then cries afterward.
You have just been given the opportunity to put a card together for the UFC.
All fighters are available, as other cards have been cancelled.
Main Card = 4 Fights
Prelims = 4 Fights
What can you come up with /heem/?
>>66996468
That was incredibly, powerfully underwhelming.
This sport would be so much better if they removed the wrestling part from it.
>>66993415
He knows if he trained like he trained before becoming popular he would be the best in the world if you look at his body against marcus brimage to against Jose Aldo you will know what I mean
>>66996493
That's called kickboxing, You'reagay.
>>66996482
werdum/jds
lawler/gsp
rda/alverez
edgar/holloway
yair/aldo
bermudez/amirikani
cowboy/khabib
felder/iaquinta
>>66996458
Enjoy spending your new $20 bill, Americuck ;)
>>66995676
OSP's existence depresses the fuck outta me.
>>66996525
my state is worth more than your entire country
>>66996525
"White" Irish are blacker than black Americans.
>>66996482
Brock Lesnar vs Fedor
GSP vs Anderson
Lawler vs Wonderboy
Jon Jones vs Fabricio Werdum
Mighty Mouse vs TJ Dillashaw
Lyoto Machida vs Vitor Belfort
Cowboy Cerrone vs Carlos Condit
Chael Sonnen vs Tim Kennedy
>>66996536
You country is $19 trillion in debt and is thus poorer than my country. Thats what you get for electing a nigger
>>66996525
>Ireland
enjoy not being able to afford a $20 bill
>>66996377
5'8" isn't bad, m8. it's just about three inches below average.
>>66996565
How does it feel to be cuck'd by the British?
>>66996546
Google "American couple" and look at the images
When's Khabib fighting next?
>>66996525
What even is this? I don't follow shit
>>66996579
kek
>>66996569
If someone admits to being 5'8" that means they're probably 5'3"
>>66996482
>Main Card
Rapheal Dos Anjos vs Kabib Nermengodemendev (Main Event) (Title Fight)
Thomas Almieda vs TJ Dillashaw
Demian Maia vs Johnny Hendricks
Max Holloway vs Chad Mendes
>Prelims
Vitor Belfort vs Michael Bisbing
Diego Sanchez vs Donald Cerrone (WW)
Sage Northcutt vs Anthony Pettis
Joanna vs anyone
>>66996586
Fall
>>66996527
Would be extra sad to watch him getting his birthday snatched by Jones
>>66996482
Jones - Werdum
Cruz - Korean Zombie
Robbie - Wonderboy
Miesha - McMann/Zingano
Joanna - Karate Hottie
A. Pettis - Aldo
Duquesnoy - TJ
Ngannou - Hunto
>>66996586
When ISIS invades Europe
>>66996398
I actually feel better seeing such slags laughing about height
>>66996423
As speed contracts time, quickening years let me experience plenitude of fitful anti-self boding the yesterdays to come of relinquished yen.
>>66996388
Tfw no heemspeak barboza meme figgt
>>66996536
Do you have any idea how small Ireland is?
>>66995676
This entire Embedded is fighters doing shit for the media. That's hilariously salty.
>>66996515
So the only difference between MMA and Kickboxing is the wrestling?
>>66996717
When will they ever learn
>>66995676
RIP OSP
>>66996717
Who won that fight?
>>66996738
The manlet
It would be cool if OSP trained with GSP, they should start a duo for something
>>66996772
It would be cool if you followed all of the other brazilians and left /heem/ for good.
>>66996783
don't be that asshurt, Conor will be alright
>>66996652
Can't wait for almeida to btfo garbrandt. His stupid tattoos and t-rex arms annoy me.
>>66996800
Where did I mention anything about conor in this thread, or any other thread for that matter?
Silly brazillian.
>>66996565
thats not how economics work, sheamus
>>66996835
I was saying I wanted almeida to be in a 5 round FN main event months ago, but I wanted it to be against AJ Sterling
>>66996835
Garbrandt is going to delete Almeida's chin
Is he still your boy, /HEEM/?
Conor is so shook. What a baby.
>>66996859
Yea, that'd be a good match up for both of them for their next fights (assuming they both win). I'm just looking forward to cody garbrandt finally fighting someone who's worth a shit and getting his ass handed to him.
>>66996898
Hilarious. Especially the joint behind his ear
>>66996898
He was never my boy
He's still my dad's boy though
>>66996898
Never was my boy. Especially after he destroyed Aldo's legacy with one punch.
>>66996898
based
>>66996525
Just FYI, she was a Republican and has in fact shot a lot of Democrats. Jackson was a democrat and hated banks. I think it worked out fine tbн.
Hope you build that wall americucks.
>>66996898
Yes. The UFC is worthless without him.
>>66996898
Absolutely. Forever.
>>66996971
He also destroyed his chin with one punch.
sage memecutt ladies and gentlemen
>>66995390
who is that?
Long JBJ media scrum
http://youtu.be/pFMK6o1R28I
>>66996999
Those political parties changed their positions on a lot of things since then
I'm hyped for this tbqh
http://youtu.be/63ieoUlnyYY
Luke Thomas looks like he's on steroids tbqhwyf
hiii /heem/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BESGyeZJ0Mu/
>>66997149
He's just a naturally large guy. Fantastic genes. Brilliant mind, with a body built for war.
>>66997149
youre on steroids
>>66996557
good lad
>>66996663
how do you feel that its pretty much confirmed that ngannou is fucking rose?
>>66997184
why are you so obsessed with holly
>>66997205
>He's just a naturally large guy
For you.
how badly would anderson silva have cucked machida if he decided to fight him for the belt?
>>66997149
He's a big guy and is lifting regularly again
https://youtu.be/Z9zVRUA_SPk
>>66997321
very
>>66997258
>towering over a 6'2" Rampage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSCN1groLak
>>66997326
4 tsu
NEW: >>66997347
>>66997248
She's my babygirl
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461281509796.webm
>>66993223
Hello /Heem/ anon has refered me to this thread.
My question is:
I am on a quest to find a Martial arts self defence that combines aikido/grappling with punching, kicking, kneeing, elbowing, the works, that aslso teaches you to defend against weapon users.
Like CQC but then real.
My main answers is:
-No MMA Krav Maga
-Systema
-And Hapkido
What does /Heem anons think I should learn?
>>66997591
Why do you need it? Holland is safe af.
>>66997591
First you should know you're posting in an old thread, the new one is here >>66997347
Ask there
>>66997618
I wish to learn how to disarm any type of attacker at any situation, without pain to the opponent most preferably.
I wish to learn, the reality based version of CQC
>>66997618
i grew up middle class and been boxing since i was a little lad some people just like fighting as a sport maimen
>>66997673
Will do Anon thanks.
>>66994496
No it isn't you fucking cocksucker. It doesn't say that you're to behead kids for refusing to convert.
Abu Bakr could have you whipped.
>>66994085
You should be beheaded, for being a slanderous cunt.
>>66994275
>Kabib is not taking GSP down
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66994271
I miss when homosexuality was forced underground.
>>66994946
>Khabib wouldn't be able to wrestlecuck GSP
NicCagelaughs.gif
>>66999230
>>66999254
>>66999292
>>66999516
>>66999652
What the fuck are you doing you stupid cuck
>>66995164
Holy shit she looks SO like him.
>>66995499
>implying manlets necessarily give fuck
To intelligent/based manlets, mocking them for being dwarfs is like mocking you for being mortal. Can you imagine feeling cucked because somebody shits on you for not being immortal?
>>66995859
MM what a savage.
>>66996113
What weightclass would a 5'7'' manlet that weighs 150lbs with slight flab cut down to?
>>66996525
Seriously, white men who don't use violence against those responsible for this travesty are pussies.
>>66994417
>WW: Wonderboy
>LW: Khabib
>FW: McGregor
LMAO!
>>66994021
funny joke
>>66999230
yfw this retard doesn't know about Jihad and Sharia.
seriously, go read the Quran, take what it says seriously and literally, and all you'll see repeated references to "kill the infidels".
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