http://mlb.mlb.com/home
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
http://www.baseball-reference.com/
http://www.fangraphs.com/
http://baseballsavant.com/
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/
http://www.brooksbaseball.net/
http://www.rosterresource.com/mlb-depth-charts/
>detoilet
Royals
Harper Grand Slam
>Schilling
Mets
>Curt Schilling trending again
Oh boy what'd he do this time?
O's
A's
See, this is why you're a pathetic joke.
This is why no one on this website will ever take a single thing you say and treat it with any merit, even in the scarce and unexpected off-instance where you are being legitimate in your opinion.
Because you do shit like this. You open your mouth on a topic, completely and utterly uneducated with a half-assed opinion, and spew literal virtual bytes of shit across the screen. It's so unfathomable how someone like yourself, a human being, can be so fucking stupid and actually exist, but I suppose the universe is just full of wonders.
And then to add to the fact that you flip flop on your argument when confronted with something you can't legitimately argue (because, you know, you actually need to be fucking educated on the topic). Or, in the other instance, you drop a subject or topic of argument completely when proven wrong and try and act like it was never part of your opinion in the first place. And then you prance around with your pomp and circumstance about how intelligent you are about the fucking game because you literally mentally delude yourself into thinking you were never wrong in the first place.
On top of all this, your ill-informed opinions are usually formed off the basis of that golden haired choke-artist whom you fucking idolize. You whittle everything down to your "knowledge" you gained from watching this lanky fuck blow dick after dick while on the mound in October.
So you act like your opinion matters because you watch some regular season faggot pretend to be the best when he completely collapses when the time comes to perform. You act like your opinion matters because you follow a team that literally has a higher payroll than the team paying both Rick fucking Porcello and Pablo Sandoval, and have less fucking rings within the last 15 years as a product of it.
Go back to sucking Kerchoker's dick.
Cubs
Yankees desu
>>66955844
repostan
>lillies
>>66955890
schilling is so based
>>66956176
>having that saved on your computer
>>66956176
Not the guy that originally posted it. I just appreciated the pure anger that this post portrayed and felt like everyone else needed to see it. It has good copypasta potential.
>>66955890
lel, based Schilling.
>>66955890
my fucking sides curt
>>66955823
>mfw Harper becomes a Yankee
>Bryce Bonds
Why the fuck not?
>lillies
>>66956232
are you that insecure about ur sexuality? It's funny.
>>66956247
It's funny for sure but my intentions were never to make someone angry like that.
I mean, that was as long as the text message your gf sends you after she finds out you never really went back home to your parents in December but actually stayed in your apartment to avoid her.
>>66956593
How'd the post-piss fest text session go?
>>66956593
>saving a picture of a guy sucking another guys dick
>lol are you insecure
ok tho
TYLER FLOWERS
Y
L
E
R
>>66956593
>Taking a red meme post seriously
dude are you seriously stupid?
>>66955855
>>66956176
>>66956247
context?
BARVES CUMMING FOR THAT SEED
>>66957158
>>66953707
>>66953752
>>66953864
>>66953955
>>66954264
>>66954567
>>66955020
red meme and daddy greinke bitching at each other
>Go to the ESPN website to check the scores
>see the Mets-Phillies score
>Phailadelphia Phaillies
>>66957323
Well I fucked that up. Just see
>>66957287
whoooo I am going to go to so many cheap marlins games this year
>JJ Hoover
>>66957360
where can I like your status update?
I wouldn't piss on JJ Hoover if that nigga was on fire.
>>66957572
Thanks for the Pepe friend.
>Doyers getting destroyed by the Barfs
someone gotta talk to schilling on twitter and tell him to hold tight n keep doing what hes doing. Espn is gonna try so fuckn hard to burry this dude intl irrelevance for using his first amendment
This is just a domino brahs dont let it fall
Is Tyler Flowers lock for comeback player of the year?
>>66957667
>Cops: Woman kicked by police horse after her boyfriend slaps its ass following Cubs game.
https://twitter.com/CWBChicago/status/722597307825332224
why do you get kicked out for getting a fair ball? I know they dont want people always doing it but shouldnt it be case by case. at least move them to the upper deck way up.
also does anyone have the .gif of the guy doing it in the giants game tonight?
/mlb/ where would I find info on who was umpire for a specific game?
>>66958105
>why do you get kicked out for getting a fair ball?
Because it discourages people from interfering with a professional game?
Moving them to the upper deck isn't really good enough, especially if the fan thinks it will help their team win.
>>66958062
We need to hold militaristic horse cops accountable. I bet that horse said "Nigger" once
>>66958153
bbref has that info in the game boxscores. i've seen it shown on the gameday pages also
>>66958167
I honestly felt genuinely bad for that jints fan who grabbed the ball. The look on his face was funny and sad at the same time. Poor guy was probably looking forward to the game for a while and he does that shit.
>>66958217
Kek if it was a black person, I bet some people would be saying this.
>>66958062
I'm guessing that will be the last ass that guy touches for a while.
you used to call me on my dugout phone
late game when you neeeed my saaaaves
i love beltre
https://twitter.com/28Jackson/status/722613299729203200
>>66958423
Context?
>>66958455
a player did a good baseball thing and beltre is a Very Serious Man
>Joe Kelly goes down in the 1st inning
>Ride bullpen all game
>get 1-hit by a guy who is literally named "Smylies"
>go into extra fucking innings, despite raping your bullpen all game
>lose 3-0 after Matt "9 ERA in Fenway" Barnes gets shat on because Farrell couldn't leave Kimbrel in for just ONE more inning
>Got 1-hit
>in a 10 inning game
>against the Jays
>and we lost
>and we used 10 innings of bullpen to accomplish this
Just
Kill
Me
>>66958380
And I know when that hotline bling, It means it's time for relief
are the cubs a good guys team?
>>66958283
he didnt even look like an asshole too
the worse part is that you know he is getting dumped by the qt tonight. and she seemed to actually like baseball
>>66958525
would it be better if we got 1-hit by a guy named "Emoji"?
>>66958546
I'd say so
>>66956593
See, this is why you're a pathetic joke.
This is why no one on this website will ever take a single thing you say and treat it with any merit, even in the scarce and unexpected off-instance where you are being legitimate in your opinion.
Because you do shit like this. You open your mouth on a topic, completely and utterly uneducated with a half-assed opinion, and spew literal virtual bytes of shit across the screen. It's so unfathomable how someone like yourself, a human being, can be so fucking stupid and actually exist, but I suppose the universe is just full of wonders.
And then to add to the fact that you flip flop on your argument when confronted with something you can't legitimately argue (because, you know, you actually need to be fucking educated on the topic). Or, in the other instance, you drop a subject or topic of argument completely when proven wrong and try and act like it was never part of your opinion in the first place. And then you prance around with your pomp and circumstance about how intelligent you are about the fucking game because you literally mentally delude yourself into thinking you were never wrong in the first place.
On top of all this, your ill-informed opinions are usually formed off the basis of that golden haired choke-artist whom you fucking idolize. You whittle everything down to your "knowledge" you gained from watching this lanky fuck blow dick after dick while on the mound in October.
So you act like your opinion matters because you watch some regular season faggot pretend to be the best when he completely collapses when the time comes to perform. You act like your opinion matters because you follow a team that literally has a higher payroll than the team paying both Rick fucking Porcello and Pablo Sandoval, and have less fucking rings within the last 15 years as a product of it.
Go back to sucking Kerchoker's dick.
Should I trade McCutchen for Syndergaard?
>>66958062
>crime in wrigleyville and boystown
boystown existing is the real crime
>>66955848
Still early. But need some hits with guys on.
Hits. Not HR.
Royals
>>66958525
>Jays
>>66958627
Yes
who /aloneinfirst/ here?
>>66958647
Nice pickup, didn't notice it myself. Meant Rays*
>Piss scotty
based manlet
>>66958536
ever since I left the bullpen you
been striking out more and hitting less
>>66958673
Hay
Is Ryan Madson elite?
>tfw the Yankees starting rotation is literally killing Girardi
>>66958872
>blaming pinetar man when he went 6 innings and only gave up 2 runs
>>66958854
Nope. He's good enough though
>>66958962
Gave up the lead immediately after >we got it
>>66958726
Everybody swings and I get saves now
I'm getting outs and you feel left out
get em bubblegum
lol McCutchen just scored twice on the same play
What the fuck is going on in this game?
What the fuck is happening in the pirates game holy shit
>Walking Yasmany Tomás twice
Lel
>call a balk
>huddle
>rescind it
>Hurdle gets mad
>huddle
>rescind the rescindment
national "league" umpires
>>66959231
The Padres pitcher hopped in his windup to switch to a stretch, while in his windup. A bulk was called, overturned. Hurdle got what happened from the clubhouse, went back out, and the ball got called again.
>it's an alex wood is the worst pitcher in baseball episode
fucking reruns do they not make any new episodes anymore
Houston bros, how is it around Minute Maid Park right now? Is it too flooded? I'm going to a game on Saturday, and I don't want it to be cancelled.
robo umps when, it literally takes 2 cameras for 100% accuracy
>>66959339
I take it you've never seen rick porcello
>>66959381
Intent on HBP, split second plays that super slow-mo still aren't clear on.
>>66959405
>Mole T pole N trees
What did he mean by this?
>>66959429
can always keep them there for shit like that
>>66959469
multiple entrées
>>66959429
you can have an ump for that but you could easily hook up a system like divegrass has where cameras detect the balls position and a watch vibrates on the refs wrist to signal a goal
vibrate for strike, nothing for ball, ump makes judgement calls on balks, intent, etc
yeah it clearly cucks the umps and makes them look bad but maybe those assholes should actually do their job
>>66959537
>>66959405
>>66959537
I got it sempai I was just memeing
wew dads are bad
>>66959537
Nah mate that's Pablo
![pablosandovalicecream1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oWBMB3M.jpg "pablosandovalicecream1[1].jpg")
>>66959537
>multiple entrées
>>66959404
i said baseball, not whatever soccer-tier shit you would call the AL
>>66959669
kek
>>66958854
Yes. I wish the Royals couldve kept him instead of getting that bum Soria
I see pros and cons with both the national league's policy on pitchers and the American leagues on DH's. Convince me one way, /mlb/
>tfw the ASStros literally cannot win in your home park
>>66959986
>go to "American" "League" "Baseball" "game"
>bring my glove to the park
>literally 100% more involved than the DH
das it mane
>>66960175
>6 outs away
>99% win chance
>>66959986
not a fan of pitchers inflating eachothers stats with 3 free strikeouts every game plus theres a lot of great players and characters who are DHs in the AL
also everyone loves dingers
in the end it doesnt matter all AL team fans will argue for and all NL team fans will argue against, just the way she goes
>>66960265
speak 4 urself and ur team gaylord
some of us have pitchers who have HIT home runs this season
>>66960312
But my DH has hit more home runs and driven in more runs than any pitcher has so far this year??
Idk man I think it will stay the same for a while. Pitchers hitting is really useless but I would never want to rob the world pf getting to see people like Bartolo Colon bat
who else /gold glove/ here?
You may only to this post if your team did not get BTFO by the Barves today.
Not so fast, Doyerfags
>>66959986
Do youth leagues in AL cities have a DH too? Or do they still play real baseball?
>>66960312
Not in the post
Rather they give them up
>>66959405
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/722577165699534848
>mfw "people" unironically thought Correa was a better shortstop within a 1500 mile radius of me
>>66959986
Pitchers who don't hit are primadonnas. Same with DHs who don't play the field. Logan Verrett got on base at least twice tonight, including a double. There's no excuse for pitchers and DHs not playing the full game, other than them being shit.
indians
>>66960526
Dats racist
>>66960502
Francisco Liriano has something like 13 hits in his last 36 at bats, including another RBI today.
>>66960469
Only 2 league's in the world dont use the DH. Japans central and the NL
>>66960526
>Call your team the Indians
>Play in Progressive Field
such an elaborate ruse
how do you fix this shit
>>66960541
>>66960597
Give her a penis
>>66960597
much as its fun to shit talk them they have a ridiculous amount of talent in their farm and seemingly have a monopoly on the international market
>Giants
>RISP
>>66960590
That's a shame.
Nashitinal """"""Baseball""""" League is for free outs crybabies who need to get back home to babysit their wife's kids before she goes out for the evening
Video of the Pirates Padres balk
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/04/20/602921983/1461123110165/asset_2500K.mp4
You may only reply to this post if your team's pitcher had the game winning hit. Not so fast rest of MLB
>>66960750
>this is literally a 10/10 in El Gay
>>66960590
So they use a DH in your city's little leagues? Because they sure as hell don't in my city or any other city I've lived in.
What's with the lowered BA and offense across the league? Better pitchers or less PEDs?
>>66960785
Small sample
>>66960750
>born in 92
>looks like she's in her late 30's
Italians, not even once
>>66960813
rizzo puts 10 pounds of make up on her face everyday to look good infront of camera for hours. if she just went cold turkey for a month she would look qt again
>>66960772
You may post in this thread only if you have won a World Series in less than 90 years
Not so fast cusb
>>66960785
new pitcher only peds
>>66960807
*size
>>66960597
By not literally throwing away 20% of your games by insisting Wood is a pro-level pitcher.
>>66960862
You may post in this thread only if your roster is *not* a dumpster fire
Not so fast Red's Ox
>>66960785
blow gays players literally forgot the rules of the game and dont realize they dont have to swing on every single pitch
>>66960932
Um, that's nice and all, but it doesnt explain their drawn walks tonight desu
Even with that ump
>>66960974
pure luck 2bh
http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2016/4/19/11454268/the-blue-jays-are-responsible-for-25-of-baseballs-increased
>>66960725
>The league that plays the full game are the cry babies
>Not the one that only plays half of it
Delusional American """League""". Wouldn't want those pitchers and DHs to break a nail after all.
>>66961053
>That time that Stankees pitcher got a career-destroying injury from running the bases and the owner pitched a fit over it
AL is an embarrassment to the sport desu
>>66961039
That's an A+ site name btw
And honestly the O's line up were extremely noticeable with their walks the first week. So I guess Toronto picked up the slack there.
Granted Jones was day-to-day for most of the 7 game streak so take that as you will.
>>66961053
But then players would actually have to stay in shape and learn how to catch balls. They wouldn't be able to play while still being 300 lbs fat fucks.
>>66961053
>>66961127
>>66961250
>free outs baby mode is the real man's game i s-s-swear
gentlemen you've given up on life
>>66961380
>Free outs
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/11493214/v583327983/must-c-crushed-arrieta-launches-a-long-home-run
>>66960907
Wood went 7.1 strong last week against ARZ. He retired 13 straight at some point on like 40 pitches
Wood is 24 man, he's gonna get better but he needs a Kershaw slider to compliment his stupid delivery. He's made Goldschmidt, Posey, Arenado look stupid more than once.
He flashes Maddux every now and then with those pitch counts.
>>66961540
>wood is pretty much maddux
I guess if you're gonna homer, might as well homer to an impossibly absurd level
>>66961665
Not saying that he is but wood does flash Maddux type games.
Hes Literally gone 8+ innings on less than 90 pitches 5 times in his career.
Literally got to the 9th inning last season on 74 pitches and 1 hit before being taken out by Donnie for whatever reason.
The guy is good. Just needs to spend more time in AAA
bigby
>his backup catcher doesn't have an 800 SLG on 26 at bats
>>66960498
>>66960594
>Progressive Insurance's Flo®
#NotMyMascot
>>66961999
>tfw the tiggers get a slumping koji at the trade deadline and the former "greatest love story ever told" battery take them to Post
>>66958546
>team with Jake Arrieta
>the good guys
I don't think so, Tim
Is there no pirates vs dad's thread?
Myers almost hit a grandslam
>>66962158
literally not even to the warning track
>>66962160
Not distancewise dummy. If he had gotten the bat just literally a centimeter bit more towards the barrel, it would been gone.
>>66962064
i habeeb
How many games do you go to a year /mlb/? I go to 1-2 major league games on bus trips and 15-20 minor leagues games with maybe a college game if I eat lunch near the university.
>BUTT PIRATES
>>66962247
Nice
>tfw Latos will inevitably crash hard
or go on the DL for the rest of the season
>DOYERS
>JINTS
>CARCRASHINALS
>SKANKEES
>LILLIES
This CANNOT be the real thread.
>>66962835
link me to the real one
>>66962247
I can just picture the jiggle in your neckbeard when you made up that picture. Laughing maniacally yet feeling so alone inside wondering why every day is the same as the last but just a little worse.
>>66962885
I think this would be a solid burn against that guy on any other day, but he was making fun of Canada when he did it and that's just what we do down here.
>>66962885
>>>/lit/
>reddit.org/leaf
Jays """fans""" get unironically and legitimately upset at banter. They are unable to handle even a joke without working themselves up into a fury.
Wonder if they've seen that second baseball game yet.
>>66962885
Lmao, triggered as fuck son
>>66962247
if you took two of the As in Gays, inverted them, took out the bridge, and kinda squished them together, maybe that W wouldn't be an abomination
>>66963058
All 3 of them are horrible choices
>2nd in AL Worst
why is literally every other team besides the A's such shit?
>>66963249
You are a retard
>>66963249
If I were eligible, I'd vote for Bernie.
>>66962635
I may need a source on that top left vid pardner
Also
>Yankees in 5th
>Dickey v Ubaldo on the current calendar date
DUDE WALKS AND DINGERS LMAO
>>66963474
He's probably just over the age of 22 and can see reason
Roylels going to get zim zammed on natty TV tbH
>>66964432
>he doesn't think ian "ace" kennedy will go 8 IP 11K 0ER
>>66964446
>He thinks ian "ace" kennedy will actually go 8 IP 11K 0ER
>>66958525
Farrell is trying to get himself fired. Remember he left Brock Holt on the bench the entire game.
Because Young's a 'lefty killer' when he's obviously overmatched by everyone
>>66964446
No. But Lelfrey is pitching tmrw so the series is still yours
>>66964462
John does some pretty questionable shit at times
>>66964667
He's an AL manager, do you think he needs to have a mind for the game? ;^)
>>66965271
Top 5 managers in the league?
DAT HR!
wew lads
>>66965395
I like it when players hustle around the basepath like that after a home run.
Go easy on Steve, Steve
Guys
>>66965584
Nice mug m8
Bryce Harper is a pretty good baseball player
>>66965672
>tfw he's going to leave your teams division when he signs with the yankees
>>66965605
Thanks it's 2 sided
>>66965672
>implying both harpoor and trout wont both become dodgers then have they performance drop because they made cash money already
>>66965732
>mfw Trout will follow shortly after
>>66965745
why did you choose an exclamation point over the more traditional question mark in "Got Milk!"?
>>66965758
How much does Mike Trout weigh?
>>66965769
My niece made it. She's 9 and probably autistic
>>66965755
Its been cited on several occasions Harper wants to play for the Yankees.
>>66965732
>>66965758
>>66965755
I had this Yankee fan friend growing up, and my other friends and I joked to him that the Yankees' prospects were just the best players on other teams with impending free agency. Good times.
>>66965770
235lbs famalam
Who were the best baseball team and why is it the 1998 Yankees?
>>66965779
So she got a the genes from your side of the family
>>66965732
Where does this "Bryce Harper to the Yankees" meme come from?
>>66966005
He grew up a Yankee fan outside of new york like the rest of them.
>>66965981
No I'm pretty sure my brother in law a real retard
>10AM weekend starts
is there anything worse? Besides a day off or AS break desu
>>66966189
>living on the worst coast
found your problem
>>66966325
I don't mind weekdays, but weekends?fuck Canada.
>>66966189
The offseason
>>66966412
>Offseason
>>66966456
>posting a picture for ants
friendly reminder the braves aren't losing another game for the rest of the season
>Yo califico bateadores emergentes
>you now remember when a greinke vs madbum """pitching duel""" would have been worth looking forward to
Cubes game thread where?
Alright let's get this going: Harper is the best hitter in the MLB since Bonds.
>inb4 the fake age roider known as pooholes
Why do "people" keep saying that the Kansas City Royals will be a sub-.500 team and miss the playoffs when they're still the best team in MLB?
They still play air-tight defense and are still the best contact-hitting offense in baseball. KC plays their own brand of smallball built around the K. They will bunt, single, double, and triple you to death until they get on base where they'll steal every base in sight
>Gordon: The best LF in the game who is the silent workhorse of the team. The face of the Royals
>Hosmer: Hoz is a magician in the batter's box who will pull the game-winning hit out of his ass 9/10 times
>Moustakas: Call the park ranger when he's at the plate because when the Moose gets loose, baseballs never stay in the park
>Perez: Gunning even the speediest little shits down 99.9% of the time, the best arm in baseball
>Cain: Water covers 70% of the Earth, the rest is covered by LoCain, the best defensive CF in the AL
>Escobar: Don't ever throw him a fastball on the first pitch of an AB
-Their rotation is better than last year's.
>Ventura
>Volquez
>Young
>Kennedy
>Medlen
You don't need an ace when your bullpen is as elite as the Royals'. All you need are consistent innings-eaters who get you through 5 IP. That's exactly what the KC rotation is
-The KC BP is better and deeper than the 2015 BP
>Wade Davis: The best reliever in baseball. Batters cower in fear when they see Davis on the mound. Fearless, ferocious, and unforgiving. The Wadinator
>Herrera
>Hochevar
>Soria
>Duffy
Good luck after the Royals starters exit the game LOL.
-They comeback AT-WILL against teams like it's nothing. Look at the 8 comeback wins they had in the 2015 postseason. They do not quit.
Drip
Drip
Drip
There's nothing that will stop KC from repeating and becoming baseball's newest true dynasty in 2016.
Accept this message as truth, for the Meme Gods fuel Kansas City's dynasty in the making.
You can't stop the power of KC meme magicâ„¢.
It's inevitable.
Cap it
>Orioles
mini-reeeee
More walks, more doubles please
Bullpen is god
They really need to win two at home against the Jays before going on a road trip
>Rockies still wear sleeveless jerseys
Disgusting.
>>66968345
Can't beat Syndergaard
>>66968627
Fucking 90s hipster shit.
>>66968595
if you cant put up at least 8 runs on dickshit then you might as well give up on the season right now
tfw working at an Andrews clinic this summer
Goddam this man is amazing
>>66968595
The Baltimore bullpen is going to be fucking dead come July
>Bryan Price's managing decisions
>qubes
>>66968753
>>66968627
sleeveless jersies are nigger tier
HOLY SHIT THEY CALLED HIM OUT!
I need two position players who will get a hit tonight
>runner scores from second on a single
>game now tied
>Bryan Price makes a pitching change, cut to commercial
>come back from commercial
>catcher throws to third, runner out, the run is taken off the board
>Reds still have a one run lead
>replay confirms
The fuck just happened?
>this game
>Cuckorado
>>66969396
anyone on the orioles
>>66969607
I'm trying to win money here. I need specific names
>>66969701
matt duffy has been slumping but he got two hits last night might be a return to form.
>>66969701
Bryce Harper, Manny Machado, Eric Hosmer.
Cingrani is such a cuck
