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no tears only memes now
Really nobody wants to come watch dickey get absolutely fucking shelled and cheer for it to happen as a cathartic release?
I have high hopes for a spectacle
>>66976545
hopefully you at least give us 3 innings before chasing dickey out of the game so we dont have to burn our entire bullpen just to get through the game
I believe that we will win
:3
jimenez's underwear tho
>>66976566
>Dickey once 1-hit the O's
Also fingers crossed that we have a serviceable ump this today. Last night was pretty bullshit
>2nd pitch
ahahahhahahahahahhaha here we fucking go cancel the home run derby it's been rescheduled
>>66976620
Was that when he was with the Mets and our P got the only hit?
>>66976644
Yes
So only two free outs that game
matusz and gausman when
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>its a dickey episode
no sir
Dear Baltfag,
In the end.. you pitching will let you down.
Too small of a market to have both.
Love, Boston.
>its a Dickey/Jimenez episode
12-10 incoming
>glory holes
HAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK YOU UBALDO
orioles already changing up their signs lol
The Rickard meme strikes again
REDEEMED
CHEN GAVE UBALDO HIS GLOVE
of fucking course
how do we get meme magic luck like the royals
fucking machado reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66976785
the more buttfrustrated the amerifats get, the stronger canada becomes
sign joey whatever the price tbqh with you Joe
>>66976785
Theres your meme magic right there
>>66976750
See you Dec. 12th, you low rent fuck.
Lol that Bermuda Triangle
Based fucking Joey
it begins
not even dickeys cheating can keep the Joey down
MANNY
>Jello with chopsticks
Jim Palmer where do you get this shit
MANNY
it begins
It begins
Just kill me now
Gavin Floyd when???????????
dickey never fails to disappoint
>>66976953
HUTCHISON
>>66976953
probably second inning
dickshit cant even locate the strikezone with his 80 mph hanging fastballs
>>66976958
Mets fan passing by
Thanks for Thor
>>66976976
Nah dude its a knuckleball man :^)
I'm ok with this
This is honestly like Ubaldo in 2014
>>66976976
>dickey
>80mph
lmao
Reeeeeeee Davis ALWAYS shits on the Jays
wew
Dickshit......
I was really trying to convince myself he can turn it around and be good but he really is hot garbage, an old man riding out a contract
Bring back drew hutchison
>Dickey
>Already down by three
Just one more season
Just one more season
Just one more season
See I always seem to miss the Dickey starts.
I read all the bombastic reactions in threads and wonder if it's really that bad.
At last I finally see.
Real game thread here
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>>66977125
Theres a reason his ERA is 8
dickey's shit pitching and gibby's wishful thinking almost led to the first time a pitcher gave up hits to the entire lineup in the first innning
it would be the first time, right?
>>66977134
Fuck off, autist
>>66977134
this thread was made first pajeet
>>66977134
>Created 14 minutes after this one
"No"
>>66977134
good thread image, nice work faggot but it doesn't make up for the fact it's 15 minutes later than this one you cockgobbler
>Picking up MLB again for the first time in over a decade, since moving to TX in childhood from Baltimore after grandpa who took me to games all the time died
>Orioles looking good
Damn, these are some good feels.So, how have Orioles been this past decade in my absence?
>we fell for the colabello meme
Lads stop giving him (you)s
He's laughing all the way to the bank
>>66977187
garbage
>mfw jays traded syndergaard for dickey
The pain never will never end
>>66977099
>2015
>Blue Jays opening day starter
>2016
>Buffalo Bisons opening day starter
wew
>>66977221
What's the point of Drew Hutchison?
we arent scoring here btw
JUST DIE DICKEY
Doesn't matter how many runs we get, Ubaldo will give most of them right back
New York Rankadankees
>>66977237
to have a winning record with a 6 overall and 9 away ERA
>Jays stranding RISP
This is why they will never win a ws
>swinging at that
okay now he's just parodying himself
>>66977249
He will give up more
Hey guys I think the batters might have to battle. Do you think so?
I don't get how it works
that fucking retard is literally never going to draw another walk in his career
i cant believe pitchers dont just give him 3 straight fastballs off the plate hes going to swing on every single one
>Thole's only hit this season is a dinger
Thole dinger again pls
>>66977337
what the fuck
>>66977337
here's your (you)
>>66977337
suits are fun!
>>66977337
fuckin wew lad how did he do that?
>>66977341
Who are you talking about, sorry at the gym
>RISPy business
>>66977355
The suits change, while doggu dealer silently steals your chips
>RISP
>RISP
THIS TEAM JUST DIE
>runners in stranded position
>>66977389
who the fuck else on the team do you think swings on every single pitch no matter how outside it is?
>>66977213
Okay, so I didn't miss anything while watching over a decade of spuds domination in stadium instead.
For you fellow O's fans, I was wondering if one of you would be so kind to post that rant against that one trip who always cursed the O's. Old computer died, and I haven't gotten around to recovering my hard drive yet.
>>66977456
Pillar Or Martin, this year it's Martin imo
trying to find an estonia gf got any leads?
>>66977508
martins problem is he swings on outside pitches and holds back on fastballs down the middle because he doesnt give a shit about the offensive side of the game anymore
pillar is the retard that just fucking swings randomly on every single pitch
>>66977456
Groins or pillar
loving this nigger posting fairly epic
>dem nachos
hnngggg
Baltimore has make your own nacho treys?!
Fuck that'd be like $70 at Rogers centre
Let's cool it with the racism, okay guys? Thanks.
Deep Deep Deep dish
>he doesn't put cheese in both nacho tray containers
jesus christ rodney get a real job one of these years
>>66977624
What does he do during the offseason? Mournfully stare out his window at the empty ass beach?
that pitch tracker though, called strike right in the dirt
uBBBBBBBBBBBBaldo
>Saunders
LOOK AT HIM PILLAR FUCK
what fuck was that wow
>>66977671
Seriously I can't take this shit.
Wright and Ubaldo are both terminally incapable of throwing strikes.
I'm going to have an aneurysm before this season ends.
come on donal
>>66977653
Meh, the guy last night was a god damn moron
>>66977685
its honestly fucking embarassing
>Those boos
Like music to my ears
god damn it dickshit isnt even going to get himself chased out early so floyd and biagini get more innings
Come on Jiminy man
>>66977716
Seriously, worst umpiring I've seen all year. Angel Hernandez-tier.
>orioles defense
finally some of that royals meme magic
BASED EE
>>66977775
Yeah it as bad. Here's Stroman for the sake of solidarity
>>66977716
the tracker was glitched and it showed and obvious down the middle fastball as being way down in the dirt
thank you based errioles
>>66977775
>>66977716
he was comically bad, at least he was bad both ways. Could just be saying that because >we won
>>66977822
>glitched
THROW STRIKES
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>>66977858
LONDON
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>le droopy face strikeout man
I told you Jasy this would happen
Dickey might dick but UBBBBBBBBBaldo is in prime meme form tonight
Jesus, I come back after over a decade, and this is the pitching I see? are any of the other Orioles pitchers capable of throwing a strike?
>>66977846
>implying there is any organization or person in the world invested in momentarily disabling a pitch tracker on a canadian baseball teams broadcast
uBALLdo
>>66977896
>>66977902
shhhhhh Jays finna lose tonight
>>66977908
>any organization
Good goy!
>le droopy face man will be on waivers by june
>6 men LOB
>5 in scoring position
>its the 3rd inning
BOOOOOOO CHRIS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66977896
lel
you said he would get blown out last night you reverse jinxing tripfagging silly goose
someone please explain to me why canadians are such fucking faggots its fucking embarrassing
>>66977957
its just our nature fampai
dont get so shimmy shingled about it
>>66977957
ask yourself homo
LOL
>dem qt 3.14s
hnggggg muh dick
>>66977944
>phone's ringing
>it's the A's
>they're offering danny v for colabottle straightup
do you accept the trade?
>>66977957
you're talking about a country that elected trudeau you cunt what the fuck do you expect
>>66977988
need a screencap
>>66977989
fuck yes
>>66977989
yes
>>66978002
Harper and Mulcair were two bowls of shit
>>66978026
This x200
>>66978002
>he thinks who gets elected matters
top kek
Are based Gary and Jim in the booth together finally?
>>66978050
holy shit a canabro speaking sense what is this devilry
Why did he stop dicking
>>66978101
He's gotta wait for the Blue Jays to tie the game first
>>66978060
Neither are.
Who knows the ingredients of that Biosteel pink juice??
pat confirmed for lazy stoner that doesn't get up before 1
throw
a
strike
>>66978123
what part of toronto is that?
>>66978158
So it's the WOAT Jim and Mike combo? Wtf MASN.
UBALDO
CAN YOU NOT HAVE A 3-BALL COUNT JUST ONCE
ALL I'M ASKING IS ONCE
THAT'S IT
IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, IS IT?
CHRIST
>>66978101
your players for some reason stopped swinging on hanging fastballs dead center of the strikezone
>>66978101
can you remind me how I can filter you?
I forgot and you suck
>>66978026
Both of them were better than Trudeau idiot
>ubaldo walking everyone in sight
>still striking out
cant wait for this piece of shit team to get blown up at the deadline its honestly embarrassing, you realize we account for a quarter of the increased strikeouts this season
>>66978238
They're all shekel hungry Jews desu
>>66978238
>Harper
Debatable, he's ruin our economy into the ground in recent years
>Mulcair
LOL
>>66978238
WE DON'T VOTE FOR A PRIME MINISTER, WE VOTE FOR A PARTY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER.
>>66978238
>a left wing politician that doesn't want to run a deficit is a good idea
>>66978291
it's 2016 now those days are over
>walk incoming
if ubaldo gets yanked here do your middle relievers suck O's bro's?
>>66978354
Yeah, and the Liberals are objectively better than the Conservatives and NDP.
>>66978274
I'm still surprised it isn't us.
Granted Jones was out of the lineup for a week.
Why don't Americans use bagged milk?
>RISP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66978377
their bullpen is actually good this year, oday is great unless hes facing bautista and they have like 12 guys in their pen this season i think
>>66978421
Plastic milk bags contain BPAs
>>66978385
If you think our taxes are bad now, wait until the NDP is in power
Ubaldos splitter would frustrate the shit out of me at the plate
>>66978421
Because we don't have a fucking leaf on our flag
>>66978238
>>66978281
My problem with Harper wasn't so much his positions on issues but the way he gagged all CPC MPs and federal scientists and basicly drew all the diffused power of the legislation into himself. He was anti-democratic and I couldn't vote for someone with so much contempt for his own electorate.
I'm going to wal mart and burger king desu senpai desu
>>66978443
Milk cartons contain mercury
>>66978446
relax Baltinigger
>>66978446
Yeah instead you have cartoon stars. And as usual for an American you have no sense of elegance and just jam more and more of them on there.
>>66978377
Givens has been shakey as fuck this year, McFarland has been too. Brach is still bretty gud, and Wilson ain't bad atm. O'Day still is pretty much the set up man but if needed he may come in earlier.
>>66978443
That's why our girls have nice tits and asses and hit puberty at 7
and why the boys have big tits and prostates the size of donuts
Nice DP
>>66978490
>mfw all Canadians becomes a dirty Peruvian in the Fall because his leaf dies
>>66978539
MAKE MINE A DOUBLE (PLAY)
>>66978490
one of those stars is for the state we cucked away from you before you could keep expanding west
literally america to the north, west, and south
>>66978443
milk doesnt stay in the bags anywhere near long enough to leech any chemicals
>>66978550
nobody asked you Malaysia
>>66978550
>the American flag literally implodes after billions of years once all the stars collapse and combine to be a super massive black hole
Breaking: Curt Schilling fired from ESPN
>>66978597
>tfw America becomes India
>>66978601
Goose Gossage named immediate replacement
>>66978596
>hating blacks
>not finding a cute black gf
>>66978443
BPA is only bad when the plastic gets warm
>>66978625
>not using your oven to store milk to save fridge space
>>66978618
>Thinking black men are the same as black women
Black girls are fine, niggers are NOT.
gogo looked like he was called to the principals office
>>66978601
kek
suck it knuckle-draggers
>>66978672
Groins?
>>66978618
gross
based donaldshit
JOSHU DONARDSONNO
MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
throw strikes butthead
Idiot Orioles fans excited they got Donaldson's homerun
>we would literally be a 1 win team right now without dolan and joey
>both of them will be gone 2 years from now
You think Ubaldo chose his jersey number to be ironic?
atta boy donny
camden yards seems so max comfy, just a lot of boozey real baseball fans, no casuals coming with their kids, and some really spirited hecklers
>>66978748
Josh is arb eligible when his current contract ends
Hardy should've gotten out of the way. Could've gotten injured.
>>66978748
Will Bautista get his billions from Shapiro?
>Tuloniggski
How do you know when you've had a successful first date?
>>66978811
When she lets you jam it down her throat
>>66978780
>he thinks shajewro wont flip dolans last year of arbitration for some shit prospects that wont pan out because hes shit at identifying talent
>>66978811
When you show up for a porn shoot, but it ends up being a shitty commercial where you're interviewed by an annoying faggot.
vote for pedro
to go to AAA
Dickey is old as fuck
Pedro Alvarez is so fucking worthless
He was a marginal three-true-outcomes guy in the lesser league. No place for him in the AL.
>>66978062
:DDD
>82mph
STOP THE PRESSES
>>66978936
H I G H
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>This game cannot be inseminated without the MLB
What did he mean by this?
Those ballls would've been strikes yseterday
>>66978811
if you have to wonder then it was either just boring or slightly off putting
Dubs and Dickey doesn't get 200 innings this season
Oh fuck off
How does Hyundai do it?
Collobello. More like COOLobello.
>>66979012
i'm not terribly disappointed but it could be better
>old logo
>>66979012
>dat old logo
kinda miss it sometimes tbqh
I haven't seen Steve today
>>66979051
you bite your tongue
>chris archer getting fucking shelled
>>66979008
THIS IS BULLROW
>>66979080
>Groins and Hebrew Hammer
>>66979058
Who is Steve
>>66979065
no u
>>66979051
>this post
no sir
holy shit you fucking retard why cant this team stop swinging on retarded fucking pitches
are they just fucking guessing?
My stream is 30 seconds behind so please do not spoil it for me.
>>66979071
2spoopy5me
>>66979141
Blue Jays lost
Will he be out for the season?
>>66979107
GO EASY ON STEVE STEVE
>>66979164
we all already know that
>BBrad BBrach
>>66979139
>are they just fucking guessing
You are new to baseball.
>>66979195
>this bait
>>66979201
top meme, fucking saved pham
>>66979201
fucking gold
>hitting over .250
>getting all these walks
is goyims elite now?
>>66979262
He was always elite senpai
Brach pls
Dickey is thirsty
>goins
BASED RICKARD
Groins in charge of sliding into home
DAT BULLET
the meme machine strikes again
>>66979262
nevermind
fucks sake rivera...
>Goyims
Oh well. Such is life in Toronto.
>>66979337
He misjudged the throw from the outfield
>blue Jays in charge of scoring runs
Maybe I'm retarded, but why didn't Trumbo get an RBI for that run Jones scored on the GIDP?
guys I redesigned the Jays logo, I think this is much better please let me know what you think
>>66979326
Not his fault the blind 3rd base coach has gotten 3/3 close calls wrong this series
>>66979363
because you dont get an RBI for GIDPing
>>66979381
dumb desu
>>66979358
yeah that's literally his job though
>>66979372
Do this to every logo from the AL east
>a DOINK
>>66979387
you shouldn't be rewarded for making 2 outs
>>66979413
but you batted in a run
>hasn't recorded an out in the 6th inning this season
jones pls
Lol what Jays have the meme switch pitcher now
Also how's this Baginaini fella that's warning up?
>>66979462
>Baginaini
Literally never heard of him
>>66979462
rule 5 guy from the giants, been bretty gud so far
>>66979418
you didn't do shit, you just advanced the game as it normally would play out. he didn't reach base, so the run was just as much because of the runner's ability as his 'hit'
>>66979358
Misjuding the throw is something I would do from my seat at home. An experienced base coach shouldn't be misjudging that, knowing that the ball dropped just outside his glove.
>>66979462
biaginis been okay, from the few innings hes pitched hes decent middle relief but takes him way too many pitches to get outs and he looks like a deer in the headlights the entire time
ra GOAT
Jesus Christ Davis
guys admit it
dickey has been solid as fuck aside from that first inning
>>66979476
but if you ground to second with a man on 3rd and he scores it counts as an RBI
Any O's fans at the Drumpf rally :^)?
>>66979508
>Drumpf
ITS 2016!
>>66979496
FINE, I ADMIT IT.
>>66979496
O's got bored of the carousel and are just riding out the victory
Please tell me O'Day is warming up
>>66979403
it only really works because orioles are a bird
yankees logo is just dumb clip art shit from the 50s with too much writing, sox is literally a pair of socks, and rays I just replace the R with a J and it's the old jays logo
>>66979496
im blaming that more on the orioles fucking up than giving dickshit credit to be honest familia
Bruce would have raked at the skydome
>>66979551
>yankees logo is just dumb clip art shit from the 50s
So are teh yankees lol
>>66979505
but it doesn't I'm pretty sure
holy shit saunders is 3 for 3 with a walk
E L I T E
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too bad he'll get stranded
>>66979569
He already plays at the Great American Small Park, not much different
Pillar should be forced at gunpoint to watch every single saunders at bat multiple times untill hes close to a mental breakdown
>>66979579
A groundout does count as an RBI though.
>>66979582
I'm liking him more and more
I still miss revere
>>66979585
gonna have to word this
>>66979496
It's n-not like he did OK or anything b-baka
Runner advanced
we arent going to score here either btw
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK
COME ON STEVE
>Rivera
JONESY
BASED OUTFIELD DEFENSE
W T F
>>66979642
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING TOLD YOU FUCK THIS SHIT TEAM BLOW IT UP
>Doubting Adam's GRIT
Terrific baserunning
>>66979654
That aint on Rivera
>>66979651
IT'S NOT THAT HARD OF A GAME!
>>66979594
same tbqh still not sure why they traded him
>>66979585
Pillar is a mega bro and he'll get it together and fuck you
hoyl shit what was that emaoitgajeophgaemwtreeeeeee
wew lad
wew lad
EE picking up his bro
THANK YOU BASED EE YOU ARE MY GREATEST ALLY
WE COULD HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD WITH THAT IF SAUNDERS WASNT A FUCKING MORON
WHY ARE CANADIANS SO FUCKING STUPID
>>66979651
ITS NOT THAT HARD OF A GAME!
FUCKING BASED LMAO
>EE saving this faggot
wew
wew
>>66979683
Traded from a position of strength to improve the bullpen
>>66979683
they didnt want to pay him his arb fee and he has no power
EE was frustrated as fuck on deck while saunders was hesitating, that was an angry hit
>even saunders can't do anything right
>>66979719
improve is a strong word to use so far
>>66979702
Liberal education platform based on feelings instead of results
>>66979739
That was the purpose of the trade tho
And saunders was coming back
is accounting a stem major
>>66979740
troy wewlowitzki is now up to bat
>>66979765
I know, I liked the move when it happened. Storen has been a rollercoaster so far though
Put Barney in!
>>66979691
catch of the fucking season
>>67000000
soon :D
>>66979719
How is LF a position of strength for the Jays? Saunders was a huge question mark coming into the season and there's not much depth at the position. More importantly, the leadoff spot is a huge question mark and Revere would've had that shit on lock.
>>66979804
>tfw /a/ is going to get it
le droopy face man is so fucking terrible
>le droopy dog man
w e w
quality time for a colabello AB
>tfw no smoak on 4/20
Does anyone want to see O'day/Bautista at badly as I do?
>>66979812
Saunders is better than Revere as a hitter and a leadoff hitter based on the lineup
>>66979812
Revere
Saunders
Pompey
You can afford to trade one of those guys for an arm, and Saunders has been great so far. He was good in Seattle but they played him out of position in CF.
>>66979831
he'll eventually wake up after the all star break
>>66979812
jays knew what to expect of saunders
>>66979812
Hitting was a position of strength
>>66979840
He always has that clenching teeth face
>droopy man of many strikeouts, high babip and no walks
JUST
GTFO DROOPY DOG
if smoak and colabottle are shit why don't we just fucking play suspiciously asian looking man at first? he had a bit of time at the very beginning and looked solid as fuck
>>66979848
Forgot Carrera too
>in an ironic twist its the jays bullpen that blows the game instead of dickey this episode
WHAT A TWIST WHO SAW THAT COMING
>>66979891
Carrera has been shit though.
>>66979881
Carrerra?
>tfw no 4/20 game in the dome with free spliffs for the first 20k fans
>tfw you will never participate in the world's biggest hotbox
>>66979881
I'm sorry who is suspiciously Asian looking man
>>66979871
It's because he has an enormous wad of dip on both gums
>>66979881
Play Joey Bats at 1st and put lil pomps in right
>>66979881
barneys bat is just as shit
only travis can save us from this shit hitting
>>66979903
He's a bench player through and through, he's not bad for being the 25th guy on the roster
Come on flyod
>>66979922
This
Put lil pomps anywhere
Just invent a position for him
>>66979922
>>66979950
I hate to be the one to tell you this guys, but Pompey is quad A. Just like Travis Snider
>FLoyd's Barbershop
fucking hipsters lmao
>>66979927
Who goes when Travis is back? Groins or Smoakabello?
>>66979922
Just put EE at short and Pompey at catcher. Maybe try running Tulo out in centre.
How bout we stick Martin in right and Joey at second too.
>>66979944
I expect serious memes from him in the dugout. He has a high bar set for him.
#FreePompey
>>66979987
his speed is elite though and he just has to increase his OBP, he doesnt have to be a power hitter
>>66979848
>>66979891
Pompey and Carerra aren't very good depth pieces
>>66979844
It might happen depending on how the 8th goes
Would take more batters than I'd like for it to happen
>>66979989
i would say goyims goes back to bench depth and SS when tuloshitzki gets injured inevitably but with his ELITE on base ability now i dont know
>>66980007
He wont though, he doesnt see enough pitches and he cant bunt.
floyd is solid
SOLID
>We MIGHT win a dickshit start
say it aint so
>>66980047
so is memehander, I'm so pleasantly surprised
>>66980047
thick. solid. tight.
Will Gavin Floyd re-inventing himself as an elite (ELITE) reliever late in his career, like a much worse Smoltz?
y/n?
>>66980083
thanks for jinxing it
osuna to give up the game winning dinger now
>mfw the o's win the world series
>>66980018
>>66979844
why doe
Is O Day a meme pitcher?
>tfw the Orioles will never throw a strike again
>>66980098
Osuna aint pitching in a tie game, especially with his finger
>>66980113
>this bandwagoner
>>66980119
>muh sidearm specialist
>>66980119
yes
every pitcher except vanilla windup fastball throwers are meme pitchers
Groins draws a walk
>>66980119
Yes, but he's also possibly the best reliever in baseball over the past 4 seasons.
>>66980113
Hello newfriend, welcome to the Os/Js rivarly
>>66980125
so why dont we just give up now and save some bullpen arms, storen is just going to blow it
How many Bob Marley Snapchats did you get today
>>66980003
I miss our Nippon mascot
>>66980168
>Goy Chat
>>66980168
>being a normie
>>66980160
I was thinking we'd see Chavez, Floyd will probably go at least one more inning though
>>66979844
checked, dubs confirm
>>66980148
maybe top 10 but not the best
>pisslar
JUST
>>66980150
>>66980128
candy from a baby
>Storen
ITS OGRE
>Storen
JUST
>>66980216
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>66980168
0 due to not having snapchat.
>>66980198
Who's been consistently better over that period?
HOW
DOES
HYUNDAI
DO
IT!?!?!
we just signed some literally who pitcher to a minor league deal
we world series now
>fucking hammered baltimore qt
hng
>>66980266
Betances, Kimbrel, Melancon, Miller
>Jeve Chave
Just die Barry
>>66980266
herrera, miller, chapman, kimbrel, etc,
>>66980303
>literally who
Pretty good description as Fausto is at least two people
what's on Floyd's elbow?
Gausman got 9 K's and touched 98 mph tonight.
>>66980328
>kimbrel
>>66976423
>shelled
>3 runs
ok
>this ump
top kek
>Floyd
Magic?
Manny better not pop this
>storen
Did buck just say "What's wrong with that one?" while accidentally having his mic on, thus publicly criticizing the ump?
inb4 machada drives in rickard
>>66980266
Chapman and Kimbrel
Davis would have been we're it not for the Royals egregiously misusing him in 2013
how did he not injure himself on that throw
right down the heart
fuck u ump
>>66980445
him and pat always do that and refer to the tracker
Good time to start squeezing the zone you cocksucker
>>66980328
>Betances
Has only played for half that period
>Kimbrel
Comparable ERA, fewer IP, trending in the wrong direction. This one's arguable either way, though.
>Melancon
Shit the bed in 2012 on the Sox.
>Miller
Good, but not in the same tier as Kimbrel or O'Day if we include 2012.
>2 clear strikes
>balls
lel this fucking ump
This ump is retarded
UMPBALL
>its another blue jays bullpen shits the bed episode
>>66980484
>Period
>>66980513
>its another blame the bullpen when the offense only puts up 3 runs post
>>66980505
that first pitch was absolutely beautiful, fucking robbed
Nice scoopabello
EE to catcher position
Kevin Pillar to Starting Pitcher
Ryan Goins DH
Jose Bautista 1B
Darwin Barney DH
Russell Martin CF
DeMar DeRozan 2B
Cecil 3B
Biagini DH
This needs to happen
>>66980541
yup, Floyd got out of it tho
THANK YOU BASED FLOYD
Oh Adam
floyd is decent
DECENT
THE MONEY MAN
>>66980328
>Betances
You're taking your chances with Betances
>>66980538
>>66980513
>it's another we've definitely lost the game until the last out and we cannot deny the victory anymore episode
>>66980567
TRIPLE DH POWER
>>66980567
Wow, that's so goofy. What a whacky game that would be! Oh boy. Get a load of this guy and his goofy ideas.
Were right on track to see Davis walk it off on Memeditte
>>66980567
>DeRozan 2B
Why? So he can only catch 5-of-19 ground balls that go his way?
>>66980567
>DeMar DeRozan 2B
kek
>storen is going to give up a homerun in the 9th and theres nothing you can do about it
>>66980567
>implying DeFrozen wont just bait umps for interference calls at every slide
>>66980567
Bill the thrill makes a cameo and pinch hits in the 8th
>>66980599
Whole bullpen promoted to DH desu
>>66980609
Kek nicely done
>>66980602
>missed last nights thread
>>66980567
Just don't field anybody, have all DH
>>66980619
>falling over when an offensive player bumps into you in basketball is considered gritty
>>66980567
PR Sid Seixeiro
>>66980658
It worked for divegrass
>>66980654
Fucking right, if I could play multiple catchers I would
donaldson walkoff inc
JOEY HEY JOEY
>>66980700
lol....
>>66980669
>tfw sid and barry davis battle it out for the PR position
boy the orilel fans really dislike jose apparently
this ump ..... i cant even believe how biased his calls are
>pitching in the fucking dirt
>strike
>this heckling
>these boos
tasty
I love the mic placement
Some lads on hand
S T O R E N
T
O
R
E
N
>>66980636
Oh I was there, friend. We spent half the thread talking about milk bags and switching positions. What a goofy conversation we had!
GG Os, Storen about to give up a dinger
Time for Crush walk-off dinger
Was fun lads gg o's
>>66980752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
pinch hit estrada in the 10th
Time for a solo dinger or 2 strikeouts and a pop out,
Chris Davis walkoff solo dinger coming up senpaitachi prepare yourselves
gg o's see you tomorrow night
>>66980799
dubs un-confirm
fuck you
not happening
lalallalallalala
not happening
Isn't Baltimore a literal shit hole?
It was in the wire at least.
>>66980759
I thought I was the only one constantly hearing bats jangling together
SAVE US DEVON
Hi Barry Davis
>chris davis' jaw
>not on roids
yeah
>storen
gg obros cya tomorrow
wew that was nearly it
Storren? We're fucked
someone post the little pomps and travis picture to cheer me up
START
THE
FIRE
>...and foul
Fucking Jim Hunter
walk off incoming lads my wife's son is at the game he already told me
>>66980916
And he just did it again
holy niga
>>66980916
God damn it he did it just now
>>66979691
Ayyy saw that one live. Was on the other side of the infield though and nobody thought he actually caught it.
Good banter from these baltimore lads desu
>>66980799
>>66980844
>>66980882
my shitposting kept the ball in the park
COME ON UMP
get rid of donaldson fuck
we can at least get something for him now
Wew
DAMMIT DOLAN BREATHE IN THE CYANIDE
Literally why
>>66979691
Greatest catch of all time.
>mfw hardyball walkoff
GOOOOOT EEEEEEEEEEEM
>>66980965
>tfw going to first jays game in a long time with old childhood friend that I used to go to ballgames with that I haven't seen in years this friday
>>66980991
>get rid of donaldson
I almost took you seriously
BRAVO NOLAN
>>66981015
a walkoff pop-up where the umps decide that Hardy's hitting was so awful they award a run to the jays
NOLAN PLS
WHY
THOLE IS ELITE
Free baseball
Free baseball
FREE BASEBALL
HE DID IT HOLY SHIT
HE GOT OUT OF AN INNING WITHOUT GIVING UP A DINGER OR A RUN
>Givens
I don't have a good feeling about this desu
i-is gibby okay
Should we make a new thread? or just let this autosage into oblivion?
>>66981096
Os will have an easy 1 2 3 inning with the shit part of our lineup and proceed to win
>Storen pitches without giving up a dinger
Am I dreaming?
>>66981032
Hardy will hit it so high in the infield that they will just call it a dinger
>>66981096
its page 2 nigga calm down it takes a long time for old threads at the bottom of the catalog to die out unless something big happens and people spam new threads
>colasmoak platoon
w e we wew ewewew
lol that was a strike
robo umps fucking when
>It's another AL East gamethread hits bump limit episode
Does our division have the best fans?
wow lads I would much rather have Colabello hitting right now
>>66981226
The umps represent democracy
>le cant hit breaking balls man
gibby the absolute mad man
>>66981240
because you have the jays in your division m8
SmoakaBABIP?
BASED SMOAKY
>>66981240
pretty much, everyone but tampon gay pulls their weight
preemptive
>groins
THE BABIP BATON HAS BEEN BASED
THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE SMOAK
BLAZE IT
>>66981240
Yes
Poor Rays though
>all those heckles from the stands
kinda enjoying the bantz senpaitachi
>>66981276
Every single Baltimore vs. Boston thread reached 500 posts at least.
Groins gets homer
Dubs
>>66981294
>le elite on base man
>>66981311
We had a 600 post thread with Boston during an 11am game on a monday
>>66981329
truly king of the neets
I feel like a givens played for man united
>pillar on deck
never lucky
Groins gets hit with a pitch
>>66981350
wasn't there a Shay Givens in a sport somewhere? I feel like soccer but that's just because of the name
devon travis when
GOD DAMN IT JUST STRIKE OUT YOU BALD FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
rekt lmao
Wew Yuckees lost
>yfw New York in 5th place
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF RYAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ryan can't come to the phone right now because he's Goins, Goins, Gone back to the triple A affiliate
look at the bright side at least pooplar can GIDP even though it doesnt matter because we are going to lose now
FUCK YOU GOINS YOU PIECE OF SHIT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF YOU STRIKED OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JB time
>Good at bat
>Swung at a million pitches miles off the plate
K
>>66981437
It's just a good battle m8
>>66981437
this desu, could have had another walk for peelar to GIDP instead but he got greedy
oh god damn it fucking biagio we're fucked
Gonna be a grand slam to end the game boys
>>66981492
fuck you he's goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlOsnlnr33I
>>66981492
0.00
Joe Bargnani?
Walkoff inc
who /thatseattlegame/ here
>>66981126
Hey... if he can hit it 500ft in the sky.....
REFBALLS
right in a benis
holy shit he got hit in the nuts lmao
I guess that's for the calls this game
CALEB
B A L L S
BABY'S GOTTA EAT
Come on, please, we just need a single now...
>>66981697
>>66981697
>we
:^)
Welp thank goins you fuck
>skrillex
ballmore showing it's class as always
Blowgina cucking away the game right now
rule 5 duel
memes gonna run supreme
MANNY MAGIC INC
walk him desu
wild throw stolen base incoming
throw the rookie into the fire
im scuuuurd
Machado will see 0 good pitches this at bat.
Right move
walk incoming
Groundout jones
i-is it ogre?
welp its over, trade everyone, fire sale, fuck it all
>Inb4 jones chases any of those pitches for a ground out
Hit batter incoming
SHRIMP ALERT
my fucking heart
>>66981853
Probably right
jesus christ biagini's asshole must be a singularity right now
strikeout low and away incoming
WHATCHA MADE OF BIAGINI
lel
>>66981884
if you put a chunk of coal in his ass it would be a diamond
and thats the fucking ballgame
>>66981884
but he's a cool customer, buck just said so
FUCK OFF
Well that's a way to win
MAGIC
BAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS TEAM FIRESALE WHEN
FUCK YOU THOLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WEW
Holy shit this is the opposite of what I expected today
Gg jays. Thanks for free babsel
>thole
>Thole
THIS FAGGOT NEEDS TO GO
I DONT CARE IF HES DICKEYS FAVORITE LITTLE FUCKBOI
BURN IT ALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck this shit team fire sale please no meme
I am livid
josh
no
>>66981793
yw for the win lads
>losing because of a meme pitch
Top kek
GG bluebirds
See ya tomorrow.
Thole fucked up. He absolutely should've blocked that.
Shit ending by the way, I'm just starting to get drunk. I wanted at least 15.
THE ONLY REASON WE HAVE THOLE IS BECAUSE OF DICKEY HE STILL FINDS A WAY TO INDIRECTLY FUCK US BAHAHAHAHA
So, O's bros, is Rickard going to remain this based all year long?
biagini was a fucking boss in any case
>walk off passed ball
way to make up for that throw
gg os fucking kill me
>canadon't
fuck mr josh
Fucking gross I want to puke
jesus shit fucking christ
Thole fucking it up counts as Dickey's fault, yeah?
>>66982003
Yup
A meme catcher for a meme pitcher
having to deal with dickey is one thing but having to deal with a shitter like thole too just makes it fucking worse
>>66982003
Everything counts as Dickey's fault. Get molested RA you fucking weirdo.
I just dont get why when Dickmeister was pulled Thole was kept in the game instead of Martin
>>66982108
Because giving martin a break is important. You can't abuse him too hard too early in the season and risk tiring him out and hurting him.
>>66982199
I wish they could've kept donuts
I really wanna knoooo-oooo-oooo-OOOO-oooo-OOO-OW!
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