no tears only memes now
Really nobody wants to come watch dickey get absolutely fucking shelled and cheer for it to happen as a cathartic release?
I have high hopes for a spectacle
>>66976545
hopefully you at least give us 3 innings before chasing dickey out of the game so we dont have to burn our entire bullpen just to get through the game
I believe that we will win
:3
jimenez's underwear tho
>>66976566
>Dickey once 1-hit the O's
Also fingers crossed that we have a serviceable ump this today. Last night was pretty bullshit
>2nd pitch
ahahahhahahahahahhaha here we fucking go cancel the home run derby it's been rescheduled
>>66976620
Was that when he was with the Mets and our P got the only hit?
>>66976644
Yes
So only two free outs that game
matusz and gausman when
REMBRANT
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>its a dickey episode
no sir
Dear Baltfag,
In the end.. you pitching will let you down.
Too small of a market to have both.
Love, Boston.
>its a Dickey/Jimenez episode
12-10 incoming
>glory holes
HAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK YOU UBALDO
orioles already changing up their signs lol
>>66976727
The Rickard meme strikes again
REDEEMED
CHEN GAVE UBALDO HIS GLOVE
of fucking course
how do we get meme magic luck like the royals
>>66976750
fucking machado reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66976785
the more buttfrustrated the amerifats get, the stronger canada becomes
sign joey whatever the price tbqh with you Joe
>>66976785
Theres your meme magic right there
>>66976750
See you Dec. 12th, you low rent fuck.
Lol that Bermuda Triangle
Based fucking Joey
it begins
not even dickeys cheating can keep the Joey down
MANNY
>Jello with chopsticks
Jim Palmer where do you get this shit
MANNY
it begins
It begins
Just kill me now
Gavin Floyd when???????????
dickey never fails to disappoint
>>66976953
HUTCHISON
>>66976953
probably second inning
dickshit cant even locate the strikezone with his 80 mph hanging fastballs
>>66976958
Mets fan passing by
Thanks for Thor
>>66976976
Nah dude its a knuckleball man :^)
I'm ok with this
This is honestly like Ubaldo in 2014
>>66976976
>dickey
>80mph
lmao
Reeeeeeee Davis ALWAYS shits on the Jays
wew
Dickshit......
I was really trying to convince myself he can turn it around and be good but he really is hot garbage, an old man riding out a contract
Bring back drew hutchison
>Dickey
>Already down by three
Just one more season
Just one more season
Just one more season
See I always seem to miss the Dickey starts.
I read all the bombastic reactions in threads and wonder if it's really that bad.
At last I finally see.
Real game thread here
>>>66976625
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>>>66976625
>>>66976625
>>66977125
Theres a reason his ERA is 8
dickey's shit pitching and gibby's wishful thinking almost led to the first time a pitcher gave up hits to the entire lineup in the first innning
it would be the first time, right?
>>66977134
Fuck off, autist
>>66977134
this thread was made first pajeet
>>66976984
>>66977134
>Created 14 minutes after this one
"No"
>>66977134
good thread image, nice work faggot but it doesn't make up for the fact it's 15 minutes later than this one you cockgobbler
>Picking up MLB again for the first time in over a decade, since moving to TX in childhood from Baltimore after grandpa who took me to games all the time died
>Orioles looking good
Damn, these are some good feels.So, how have Orioles been this past decade in my absence?
>we fell for the colabello meme
Lads stop giving him (you)s
He's laughing all the way to the bank
>>66977187
garbage
>mfw jays traded syndergaard for dickey
The pain never will never end
>>66977099
>2015
>Blue Jays opening day starter
>2016
>Buffalo Bisons opening day starter
wew
>>66977221
What's the point of Drew Hutchison?
we arent scoring here btw
JUST DIE DICKEY
Doesn't matter how many runs we get, Ubaldo will give most of them right back
New York Rankadankees
>>66977237
to have a winning record with a 6 overall and 9 away ERA
>Jays stranding RISP
This is why they will never win a ws
>swinging at that
okay now he's just parodying himself
>>66977249
He will give up more
Hey guys I think the batters might have to battle. Do you think so?
I don't get how it works
that fucking retard is literally never going to draw another walk in his career
i cant believe pitchers dont just give him 3 straight fastballs off the plate hes going to swing on every single one
>Thole's only hit this season is a dinger
Thole dinger again pls
>>66977337
what the fuck
>>66977337
here's your (you)
>>66977337
suits are fun!
>>66977337
fuckin wew lad how did he do that?
>>66977341
Who are you talking about, sorry at the gym
>RISPy business
>>66977355
The suits change, while doggu dealer silently steals your chips
>>66977337
>>66977383
>>66977243
>RISP
>RISP
THIS TEAM JUST DIE
>>66977429
>runners in stranded position
>>66977389
who the fuck else on the team do you think swings on every single pitch no matter how outside it is?
>>66977213
Okay, so I didn't miss anything while watching over a decade of spuds domination in stadium instead.
>>66977456
For you fellow O's fans, I was wondering if one of you would be so kind to post that rant against that one trip who always cursed the O's. Old computer died, and I haven't gotten around to recovering my hard drive yet.
>>66977456
Pillar Or Martin, this year it's Martin imo
>>66977503
trying to find an estonia gf got any leads?
>>66977508
martins problem is he swings on outside pitches and holds back on fastballs down the middle because he doesnt give a shit about the offensive side of the game anymore
pillar is the retard that just fucking swings randomly on every single pitch
>>66977456
Groins or pillar
loving this nigger posting fairly epic
>>66977548
>dem nachos
hnngggg
Baltimore has make your own nacho treys?!
Fuck that'd be like $70 at Rogers centre
>>66977558
Let's cool it with the racism, okay guys? Thanks.
Deep Deep Deep dish
>he doesn't put cheese in both nacho tray containers
jesus christ rodney get a real job one of these years
>>66977604
>>66977624
What does he do during the offseason? Mournfully stare out his window at the empty ass beach?
that pitch tracker though, called strike right in the dirt
uBBBBBBBBBBBBaldo
>Saunders
LOOK AT HIM PILLAR FUCK
what fuck was that wow
>>66977671
Seriously I can't take this shit.
Wright and Ubaldo are both terminally incapable of throwing strikes.
I'm going to have an aneurysm before this season ends.
come on donal
>>66977653
Meh, the guy last night was a god damn moron
>>66977685
its honestly fucking embarassing
>Those boos
Like music to my ears
god damn it dickshit isnt even going to get himself chased out early so floyd and biagini get more innings
Come on Jiminy man
>>66977716
Seriously, worst umpiring I've seen all year. Angel Hernandez-tier.
>orioles defense
finally some of that royals meme magic
BASED EE
>>66977775
Yeah it as bad. Here's Stroman for the sake of solidarity
>>66977716
the tracker was glitched and it showed and obvious down the middle fastball as being way down in the dirt
thank you based errioles
>>66977775
>>66977716
he was comically bad, at least he was bad both ways. Could just be saying that because >we won
>>66977822
>glitched
THROW STRIKES
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>>66977858
LONDON
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>le droopy face strikeout man
I told you Jasy this would happen
Dickey might dick but UBBBBBBBBBaldo is in prime meme form tonight
Jesus, I come back after over a decade, and this is the pitching I see? are any of the other Orioles pitchers capable of throwing a strike?
>>66977846
>implying there is any organization or person in the world invested in momentarily disabling a pitch tracker on a canadian baseball teams broadcast
uBALLdo
>>66977896
>>66977902
shhhhhh Jays finna lose tonight
>>66977908
>any organization
Good goy!
>le droopy face man will be on waivers by june
>6 men LOB
>5 in scoring position
>its the 3rd inning
BOOOOOOO CHRIS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66977896
lel
you said he would get blown out last night you reverse jinxing tripfagging silly goose
someone please explain to me why canadians are such fucking faggots its fucking embarrassing
>>66977939
>>66977957
its just our nature fampai
dont get so shimmy shingled about it
>>66977957
ask yourself homo
LOL
>dem qt 3.14s
hnggggg muh dick
>>66977944
>phone's ringing
>it's the A's
>they're offering danny v for colabottle straightup
do you accept the trade?
>>66977957
you're talking about a country that elected trudeau you cunt what the fuck do you expect
>>66977988
need a screencap
>>66977989
fuck yes
>>66977989
yes
>>66978002
Harper and Mulcair were two bowls of shit
>>66978026
This x200
>>66978002
>he thinks who gets elected matters
top kek
Are based Gary and Jim in the booth together finally?
>>66978050
holy shit a canabro speaking sense what is this devilry
Why did he stop dicking
>>66978002
>>66978101
He's gotta wait for the Blue Jays to tie the game first
>>66978060
Neither are.
Who knows the ingredients of that Biosteel pink juice??
pat confirmed for lazy stoner that doesn't get up before 1
throw
a
strike
>>66978123
what part of toronto is that?
>>66978158
So it's the WOAT Jim and Mike combo? Wtf MASN.
UBALDO
CAN YOU NOT HAVE A 3-BALL COUNT JUST ONCE
ALL I'M ASKING IS ONCE
THAT'S IT
IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, IS IT?
CHRIST
>>66978101
your players for some reason stopped swinging on hanging fastballs dead center of the strikezone
>>66978101
can you remind me how I can filter you?
I forgot and you suck
>>66978026
Both of them were better than Trudeau idiot
>ubaldo walking everyone in sight
>still striking out
cant wait for this piece of shit team to get blown up at the deadline its honestly embarrassing, you realize we account for a quarter of the increased strikeouts this season
>>66978238
They're all shekel hungry Jews desu
>>66978238
>Harper
Debatable, he's ruin our economy into the ground in recent years
>Mulcair
LOL
>>66978238
WE DON'T VOTE FOR A PRIME MINISTER, WE VOTE FOR A PARTY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER.
>>66978238
>a left wing politician that doesn't want to run a deficit is a good idea
>>66978291
it's 2016 now those days are over
>walk incoming
if ubaldo gets yanked here do your middle relievers suck O's bro's?
>>66978354
Yeah, and the Liberals are objectively better than the Conservatives and NDP.
>>66978274
I'm still surprised it isn't us.
Granted Jones was out of the lineup for a week.
Why don't Americans use bagged milk?
>RISP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66978377
their bullpen is actually good this year, oday is great unless hes facing bautista and they have like 12 guys in their pen this season i think
>>66978421
Plastic milk bags contain BPAs
>>66978385
If you think our taxes are bad now, wait until the NDP is in power
Ubaldos splitter would frustrate the shit out of me at the plate
>>66978421
Because we don't have a fucking leaf on our flag
>>66978238
>>66978281
My problem with Harper wasn't so much his positions on issues but the way he gagged all CPC MPs and federal scientists and basicly drew all the diffused power of the legislation into himself. He was anti-democratic and I couldn't vote for someone with so much contempt for his own electorate.
I'm going to wal mart and burger king desu senpai desu
>>66978443
Milk cartons contain mercury
>>66978446
relax Baltinigger
>>66978446
Yeah instead you have cartoon stars. And as usual for an American you have no sense of elegance and just jam more and more of them on there.
>>66978377
Givens has been shakey as fuck this year, McFarland has been too. Brach is still bretty gud, and Wilson ain't bad atm. O'Day still is pretty much the set up man but if needed he may come in earlier.
>>66978443
That's why our girls have nice tits and asses and hit puberty at 7
and why the boys have big tits and prostates the size of donuts
Nice DP
>>66978490
>mfw all Canadians becomes a dirty Peruvian in the Fall because his leaf dies
>>66978539
MAKE MINE A DOUBLE (PLAY)
>>66978490
one of those stars is for the state we cucked away from you before you could keep expanding west
literally america to the north, west, and south
>>66978443
milk doesnt stay in the bags anywhere near long enough to leech any chemicals
>>66978550
nobody asked you Malaysia
>>66978550
>>66978550
>the American flag literally implodes after billions of years once all the stars collapse and combine to be a super massive black hole
Breaking: Curt Schilling fired from ESPN
>>66978597
>tfw America becomes India
>>66978601
Goose Gossage named immediate replacement
>>66978596
>hating blacks
>not finding a cute black gf
>>66978443
BPA is only bad when the plastic gets warm
>>66978625
>not using your oven to store milk to save fridge space
>>66978618
>Thinking black men are the same as black women
Black girls are fine, niggers are NOT.
gogo looked like he was called to the principals office
>>66978601
kek
suck it knuckle-draggers
>>66978672
Groins?
>>66978618
gross
based donaldshit
JOSHU DONARDSONNO
MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
throw strikes butthead
Idiot Orioles fans excited they got Donaldson's homerun
>we would literally be a 1 win team right now without dolan and joey
>both of them will be gone 2 years from now
You think Ubaldo chose his jersey number to be ironic?
atta boy donny
>>66978751
camden yards seems so max comfy, just a lot of boozey real baseball fans, no casuals coming with their kids, and some really spirited hecklers
>>66978748
Josh is arb eligible when his current contract ends
Hardy should've gotten out of the way. Could've gotten injured.
>>66978748
Will Bautista get his billions from Shapiro?
>Tuloniggski
How do you know when you've had a successful first date?
>>66978811
When she lets you jam it down her throat
>>66978780
>he thinks shajewro wont flip dolans last year of arbitration for some shit prospects that wont pan out because hes shit at identifying talent
>>66978811
When you show up for a porn shoot, but it ends up being a shitty commercial where you're interviewed by an annoying faggot.
vote for pedro
to go to AAA
Dickey is old as fuck
Pedro Alvarez is so fucking worthless
He was a marginal three-true-outcomes guy in the lesser league. No place for him in the AL.
>>66978062
:DDD
>82mph
STOP THE PRESSES
>>66978936
H I G H
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HES PITCHING ANGRY
>This game cannot be inseminated without the MLB
What did he mean by this?
Those ballls would've been strikes yseterday
>>66978811
if you have to wonder then it was either just boring or slightly off putting
Dubs and Dickey doesn't get 200 innings this season
Oh fuck off
How does Hyundai do it?
Collobello. More like COOLobello.
>>66979012
i'm not terribly disappointed but it could be better
>old logo
>>66979012
>dat old logo
kinda miss it sometimes tbqh
I haven't seen Steve today
>>66979051
you bite your tongue