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previous>>66941689
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>gsp really fighting this time
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/georges-st-pierre-says-his-management-is-negotiating-ufc-comeback-more-seriously-now-041816
>mm = mayweather
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-demetrious-johnson-floyd-mayweather-compares-style-made-for-mma-041816
>prepared penn may may
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/19/11456610/forget-about-motivated-b-j-penn-the-real-problem-is-prepared-penn
>jbj i was le addict
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2016/04/19/jon-jones-ufc-197-marijuana-drug-addiction-ovince-saint-preux/83185088/
>>66947780
top thread
first for brunch
how've the threads been lately boys?
>>66947780
Didn't realize Ngannou was so tall.
>>66947780
THOSE MIMOSA DRINKING CUNTS
why do people listen to Joe's podcast? The guy is literally a college pothead in the body of a 40 year old
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
HELP ME ARIEL!
>tfw no gf to heem me
So glad that I have successfully recruited fellow cucks into the /Ngannou/ army
http://strawpoll.me/7419257
rigged 2bh
So, did Connor left for good? Isn't he teammate of the dude that knocked out the Alberto Barbosa to death? Maybe that shocked him into retirement
David Choe is the superior Asian JRE guest.
>>66947849
fuck I read that as retired not retarded.
Norm Macdonald should replace Joe Rogan. Imagine him and Goldie.
>I mean this Palhares guy... he's a real jerk!
>>66947845
i started the mewvment desu, you are a good ally tho senpai
>>66947780
>YOU JUST KNOW
How many times do I have to tel you this meme is stupid and not funny? It reeks of something a morbidly overweight permavirgin would say.
>>66947853
RARE KERMIT'S ASSHOLE
>>66947870
I started it before his debut though laddy, I was hyping him up on /heemspeak/
>>66947853
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please someone tell me we told him what a gazelle is
>>66947824
Ngannou is the average height of 6'4. Joe Rogan on the other hand...
>>66947853
He removed the hashtag, thank god.
>>66947820
They've been absolutely terrible without you bud
Nobody complaining about Canadian OPs or [Embed]
Honestly, it's been complete and utter hell
>>66947868
maybe you're retired.
>>66947820
Well I just came off 24 hour ban for posting this thread so probably good.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66919620/
joe going full retard
>I listen to Joe Rogan's podcast
>tfw a thread ends with (You)
>>66947845
How old are you?
>>66947916
cmon....
>>66947893
oh i concede then anon, i just started the ngannou threads. good on you for appreciating the future goat hw before us plebians desu
>>66947853
HAHAHA ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
>>66947968
old enough to party
>mcgregor retires
whelp, now I officially have nothing to live for
>>66947940
I got a warning once for posting this.
>>66947957
Not anymore :^)
>>66947984
I am glad to have an ally as dedicated as you, it truly is a pleasure.
>>66947829
his one fight companion thing was okay to me, but then I would enjoy a bunch of dudebro manchildren talking about shit while watching fights.
>>66947992
Care to give a number?
joe is trying to lecture a guy that eats food for a living on food
>>66948019
lol is that Holdsworth?
>>66947951
>>66947944
Have you heard joe rogans podcast in person to say its not the best? Were you in the room with him?
>>66948062
Yes, they are all MMA fighters. Pls don't ban me.
I've decided to retire young with the schaubposting game in the palm of my hand. Later bitches.
lads i'm pretty hungry, what's for lunch?
>McGregor finished
>>66948097
Ngannou's semen.
>>66948097
hurache
Now Nate retires...
Honestly, it was easy to see that Conor was nothing more than a flash in the pan. Somebody can't be that hyped, that huge, and keep delivering spectacular results for very long. I honestly expected it to last maybe a little longer before he was beat into retirement, but oh well at least we don't have to deal with obnoxious Irish fans anymore.
>>66948097
Real mexican food
>>66948019
paige isn't white
>>66948104
BEADY
>>66948124
She's upwards of 80% white.
Fucking potato trying to steal the attention.
>>66948066
Are you in college?
>>66948126
This is such a work.
>>66948138
She can get me to 100% and suck my dick if you know what I mean
>>66948126
jej if he really tweeted that he's just ruined the entire joke for the people who believed it
Nice going Kavangh you can't even meme right
>tfw the mcgregor meme is over
Are you all ready for the comeback of Anthony Pettis? He will heem that huecuck and make another run at the title
>>66948149
did ngannou fuck your wife as well?
why are you so triggered by it, embrace it
I just realized this Eddie Huang guy isnt a comedian, but a chef. No wonder he's actually pleasant to listen to.
>>66948118
>>66948126
Ariel HelwaniVerified account
@arielhelwani
Multiple sources are adamant at this time that McGregor's tweet isn't a joke, troll job or hoax of any kind. Reason(s) behind it is unclear.
Goddammnit ariel stop fanning the flames you fuck
Is drinkable water in mexican restaurants in USA misrepresenting real mexican food?
>>66948182
Ariel what about Nate you nigger
>there are people voting this year who don't remember 9/11
>>66948097
cigarette and whiskey
dubs predicts the ufc's nexxt meme fighter
>>66948182
fuck
guys
no
Ariel is a huge pro-wrestling Mark
He knows what's going on and is just playing it up to give Dana an aneurysm
>>66948194
I'm asking simple questions. I'm curious. Why do you think I'm triggered?
>>66948182
Multiple sources? Who? Kavanagh? I hope you don't expect me to take an Islamophobe seriously.
Dana is seriously on life support
everbody's retiring
Conor either got injured (maybe ACL again) or popped/knew he was gonna pop for something.
>>66948228
nah m8
ariel doesn't make these kinds of jokes
when people asked him if he was pulling an april fools he got annoyed at people even thinking he'd do something like that
Bellator exodus now?
Screencap this
>>66948228
nah Ariel did say on MMA Hour that he would never report fake news as a prank (when talking about people saying that DC/Jones was April fools joke)
Mcgregor is starting his own promotion and it will have:
>no submissions
>no wrestling
>no rolling on the floor
>no divisions above 145
>>66948269
Now that's a true undefeated UFC Legend. Never been one to joke around, RIP Punk, your presence in the UFC (videogames) will be missed
ABANDON SHIP
HOP ON THE BELLATOR TRAIN BEFORE IT LEAVES STATION
CHOO CHOO
Jon Jones came back from a Marijuana addiction, Conor McGregor can come back from a perceived lack of attention disorder.
>>66948271
nah hes cashing out and going undergound before the HAPPENING begins
conor to make an official announcement on /heemspeak/ in 10 minutes
>>66948269
>Every fighter retires following in Conors foot steps
>The UFC has no fighters
>Company implodes
>Conor buys whats left
>Conor McInc comes to save MMA
CONOR BLESS
>Conor and GSP come out of retirement to fight at UFC 200
It's bullshit but bloody hell wouldn't it be great if it meant Lawler was moved to the 200 card
>>66948329
I laughed.
>Kimbo pops but can still fight a month later
>No main events get cancelled due to injury
>1 night tournaments
>fun circus fights
>a promoter that isn't full of himself
>no fightpass nonsense
Why aren't you a /bellabro/?
>>66948149
yes, uni/college
>>66948185
I'm still waiting for the comeback of McGregor
Alright lads, when you all coming back to boxing now that this joke """ sport""" is dead?
>>66948362
because their every card seems to be a dissapointment save for one fight
>>66948362
>>no fightpass nonsense
FP one of the best things about the UFC, makes me feel like a true fight fan and its comfy to watch
>>66948097
3 steaks
You know what that fighter died just the other week didn't he
I wonder if this factored into Conors decision
>>66947853
>>66947907
I don't get the hashtag?
>>66948378
mcgoober made it a joke sport.
hes the anthony joshua of mma
>>66948378
I watch both anyways lad, boxing doesn't have a lot of stars now though. MMA is in a better place media attention wise atm.
>>66948397
I think youre on to something. Conor is afraid of being killed by Nate.
>>66948222
>Subs Mitzugaki on short notice
>Meme
>Nate LITERALLY ended the Conor meme
NO
NO
>>66948397
hes just playing dead
>>66948269
kek
>>66948425
the hero we need.
>>66948362
I know you're a casual and don't even follow the sport closely in any capacity, but the last Bellator cards headline was changed because of an injury.
>>66948244
>t. cucked nu male
>>66948449
Kebab is on the losing battle here
So how fucked is UFC 200 now?
Comfirmed for making like 10 buys at best
So, who headlines 200 now?
>>66948449
Inshallah, a plague of locusts will rain down on this infidel.
>>66948449
Allahu
>>66948309
so today's boxing?
>>66948493
At least make it believable by photoshopping the guy's sign on the left too.
>>66948449
this episode aside, Kavanagh comes across as a huge douchebag in his tweets sometimes, saying that people don't deserve a shot at Conor and similar shit
>>66948449
*suicide bombing intensifies
>>66948397
iirc he was also in the front row for that fight.
if that made him call it quits, good for him, he's leaving with his brain somewhat intact. hopefully he'll change up his spending methods so he doesn't go bankrupt by the time he's 40
>there are '''''people'''''' who actually believe that Conor retired
>>66948449
mashallah, glad to see Khabib defending his faith
>>66948449
if he keeps going he can get him banned from traveling to the US
>>66948534
I wouldn't but I also don't think Ariel would tweet about this if he wasn't sure.
>>66948485
Jose/Frankie?
>>66948449
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT SAMBO!
>>66948534
Are you implying it isn't possible?
>>66948563
>>66948534
I didnt believe till my super jew journalist ariel reported. Waiting for UFC announcement and Dana aneurism confirmation
>>66948524
i actually thought it wasn't photoshopped. eh, that's what i get for grabbing reaction images from /pol/
If have decided to stop posting in /heem/.
Thanks for the memes.
Catch ya later.
Someone add Conor
Please
kek. Checkout cm punks Twitter. He's retiring too.
>>66948621
>that cuck stare at the end
>>66948641
>he thinks he can just "leave" /heem/
heh
>>66948563
>>66948610
Well Ariel didn't confirm or deny anything just said that multiple sources think that it isn't a joke. Just people thinking stuff. Conor is a master ruseman.
>>66948621
stupid donkey
>>66948449
[beheading those who insult allah intensifies]
>>66948682
Fucking legend
>>66948691
Maybe Conor got heem'd stiff in training and decided he doesn';t want to die
>>66948646
There is already one you wankjob
>>66948691
He ran out of cocaine in Iceland and is in a real bad place right now
>>66948691
>Nothing in my pocket but holes
He's broke
>>66948691
>Gunni made him retire
>>66948714
>That horribly stretched image
shit job
fucking joe mentioned the annunaki and the Sumerians lol and nibiru. This podcast just got spicy
Wait a second...
People still care about McGregor after 196?
Why?
>retiring
is this a prank?
is conors ego that fucking big?
>>66948740
The end of times lad
did rogan just say 'hello heem'?
>I shitposted on twitter
>AND THEY ALL BELIEVED IT
Wish Bryan Callen was there to set Joe straight.
>>66948767
Yes and yes.
I'm only watching 200 for Browne and Miesha heem.
>>66948740
>>66948769
is the podcast live?
>>66948583
>>66948822
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
imagine being rogan's guest and having to listen to this stuff
DAMNIT JOE THEY DISPROVED THAT THEORY THAT THE MOON FORMED FROM SOMETHING HITTING THE EARTH LIKE ANOTHER PLANET OR MASSIVE ASTEROID. DAMNIT ROGGGGAAAAAN
>>66948813
Being a wage cuck...
What is that pot head saying?
Now this is the kind of deep JRE shit I like.
who is holly gonna fight now lads?
dana confirmed that ronda is getting the next title shot
it has to be cyborg right? dont be scared holmey
>>66948222
darrell horcher
>>66948842
Same Same
>36 foot tall skeleton
I'm dying here
>>66948838
He's a pothead comedian, not a scientist. Give him a break.
greats its another "joe knows more than the expert" episode
is joe doing a 4/20 podcast?
tfw no weed on 4/20, just permaheem me bros
>>66948842
I wish he knew more about what he said tho. He needs the crazy hair guy from ancient aliens on to be set straight
the first time i read it i thought he just meant he decided that he is going to retire young in the future
>SBG is finished
What a meme camp
>>66948838
No they didn't. Another planet hitting earth is the current most likely theory.
>>66948145
The face of a broken man there, fuck me.
He looks like a man who's 5 minutes away from getting the electric chair.
>Diaz just saunters past and starts texting
kek, I'm convinced Nate is smarter than he looks and he seems like a decent dude too.
>>66948882
who cares about 4/20
start getting ready for shroomfest
http://arithegreat.com/shroomfestprimer/
inb4
>lmao twitter hacked, sorry guise haha
>post YFW Conor pops for PEDs
>>66948898
*coughs*
Jupiter being bigger than Mars and both being planets can be inferred just from looking with the naked eye
i think conor realized he was going to get beat up by nate diaz again and is retiring to avoid that fight. don't be surprised if he doesn't just take a vacation and then come back and get fast tracked back to his belt.
McGregor is used to using leverage against the UFC that they have never encountered before. They have bent to his every whim thus far.
Now that he lost to Nate, the UFC is going to try to strongarm him moreso back into their control.
My best guess is that McGregor said "I want X amount for UFC 200, take it or leave it" (probably a ridiculous amount like $15M) and the UFC tried to tell him no, so his response was fine, he'll retire.
The UFC is sick of being bitched around by him for so much money in comparison to everyone else, but Conor knows his own value and goes all in on himself day in, day out. They call his bluff and he says fuck you you will, you'll lose more if I pull out of 200 and never fight again.
The only thing about this is that if the talks with GSP are real, they might be trying to hook GSP back because of Conor's leveraging. GSP would likely take less than Conor to come back and headline 200, and the UFC would make just as much if he did.
Tricky situation.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>66948937
fuck, i have been thinking about growing shrooms again
when is the shroomfest, cant be arsed to look it up
>>66948962
how?
>>66948996
it 100% makes sense on all accounts bud
>>66948918
Its already been disproven about a year ago. If that was the case the deposits on the moon and on earth from around the same time period and the different elements should be similar and consistent with each other. They proved that it wasnt. Sorry anon this one has been debunked for a while
>>66948019
Where does this meme come from that whites can't dance?
The only dances I have ever seen black people do is arse shaking. MJ is obviously the exception.
Nothing blacks do Dance wise can compare to real white dancing from many white countries, like so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgGAzBDE454
>>66948969
Plausible.
>>66949003
>tfw mewvment was bullshit
>>66949006
July 16,17 and/or 18
Ari gives some tips on finding them, or just accept the teachings of Uncle Reddit at /r/darknetmarketnoobs
>>66948955
Artem is going to fight RDA by the end of the year
Mark my words lads
>>66949036
>ireland
theyre not white though
He better not fucking retire
He's a superb entertainer
>>66948182
He probably gave a positive doping test, and retires for a while, and the story wont come out.
>>66948682
God damn I miss prime Anderson
When does Conor's contract expire?
Maybe Vince McMahon and Dana are in a bidding war for Conor?
Conor followed Triple H on Twitter recently and hinted at appearing in Wrestlemania as possibly a leverage tactic.
>>66949013
Mars looks like a teeny, tiny sphere, not a twinkling star, Jupiter looks slightly bigger. Go check for your self tonight, there are apps which make the planets easy to find in the night sky. The ancient American cultures knew utterly fuck all about astronomy. It's just a meme
>>66948969
>the UFC
>>66948969
This is my first thought as well, that it was about money.
>>66949066
Wise up, faggot.
You're swarming in Muslims and Niggers and we're 97% white. You can't say shit.
Go to 1:50 in the video and show me some nigger twerk shit that can even come close to that.
Dana did say that the UFC 200 co-main will blow out mind.
Conor will retire, UFC 200 gets a new main event and then like a month before Conor announces his comeback and BOOM PPV sales through the roof.
>50 years old
>hollaaaaa
why cant this faggot just die already
Gobby cunt that can only knock out midgets gets REKT by a 420 ayyyy blaze it faggot Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad looking Spic
Decides to retire cause reality dawned on him he is gonna get CHEECH N CHONGED again and humilated by xXx_420_xXx_StOcKtOn-n0-sc0pe-SlApPeR_xXx_420_xXx a second time.
13 year old fanbois and MMA casuals response: "It-its j-just a r-ruse right?"
>>66949115
>they tell Nate the fight is off
>Conor comes back 10 days before 200
lmao
Mind blowing UFC 200 news
GSP vs Lawler headlines
Paige VanZant dances live in the octagon for the co-main event
>>66949151
that would be smart from Conor
>its a joe doesn't mention mcgregor retiring episode
he might mention it on the next show in a couple hours
Reminder that USADA cannot test athletes that are retired
>>66949144
nice memes, 13 year old casual fanboy
>>>/v/eddit
>>66949182
This. Conor got popped and wants to save his legacy.
>>66949169
he talked about it for two minutes, said he thought it was probably a joke
>>66949058
no u faggot they're easy as shit to grow if ur not a complete retard
check out shroomery.org and enlighten your mind
#staywoke
or youtube pf tek to get a quick tutorial
>>66949166
i was just thinking about this, conny feels desperate and needs every advantage he can get. announces retirement with coaches confirming therefor diaz doesn't train. makes sense ye? ye?
I don't know how yet but this Conor thing is some bullshit.
>>66949152
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>66949202
Close but not quite. When cro cop got tested, he retired and then results came out anyway. I suspect mcmeme was going to test positive when USADA or whoever came knocking, so he retired on the spot
>>66949214
boosts the PPV sales masively too
>>66949166
>>66949214
Diaz wasn't training for a fight when he took it on short notice last time either and he still rekt Conor
>>66949235
What did he mean by this?
>>66949244
Conor will have a full camp to train just for Diaz now though, come up with a perfect gameplan and continue what he was doing in the first round.
>>66949237
Steroids?! Never in moi loife...
We all know this is a work
Just what is the reasoning? I can't imagine UFC 200 getting a PPV boost - it already was going to sell 2 million +
just did a wank. disappointed in myself tbqh
>>66949097
>Kavanaugh_advises-Gunni_to_strike with_Demian_Maia.jpg
>>66948969
I think the UFC should call his bluff and cut him from the roster
Make him go to Bellator where he'll have nobody to fight and make significantly less money, make him crawl back and beg for a new contract
>>66949243
>tfw you can't believe Donny is gone.
Kavanagh doesn't seem to be to bothered about this whole situation
>>66949278
He's major against dat, didn't you hear?
He's a meme lord, a wannabe Machiavellian New Prince. He's pulling the old 'Court attention by being cryptic and keep people in suspended terror' tactic.'
More than likely won't work though.
That or he can no longer be efficient with his meme energy and wants to leave to save his legacy.
>>66949292
because he knows it's bullshit
>>66949292
>>66949279
>>66949169
>>66949144
>>66949115
He never said he was retiring right now just wait for dust to settle
McMeme will be back and better
>>66949287
The Ufc would in turn be making significantly less money aswell if that happened
>>66949152
Who are these pipeline concubines?
>Conor "retires"
>60 IQ Nate falls for it
>stops training for months
>"IT WAS JUST A PRANK LAD"
>Nate wins against on short notice
>>66949144
>a 420 ayyyy blaze it faggot Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad looking Spic
I love Nate but you made me laugh with that description.
>>66949244
Lets be honest though, If you are a fan of the diaz brothers, you know they could go 3 round in the morning before they even brush their teeth. Those fuckers have better cardio at the end of a 5 round fight than a lot of guys have before it starts. There is not really any such thing as an "Out of shape" diaz
>>66949144
>>66949368
obvious samefag
>know for a fact that GSP fighting will be boring as fuck
>100% chance that i will watch anyway
>>66949363
overeem said and the comeback fight will be at ufc200
>tfw your boy ragdolled Diaz #2
Breaking news: He will work in Cathal Pendred's salad bar
>>66949112
>we
>british flag
Fuck up you little rat cunt, if you love the Free State so much why dont you fuck off down there?
>>66949424
>tfw my boy could ragdoll your boy
conor: "I'm retiring"
>twitter goes mad
>/heem/ goes nuts
>mfw
>>66948847
No way she will fight catchweight, only retards like Connor risk their reputation for nothing like that.
Cat Zingano maybe, or a can to crush in Albuquerque while she waits for either rematch.
>>66949449
kek
>Dana opening his phone
I bet the moron failed a drug test and is hoping retiring will make it go away.
>>66949419
I never really understood the hype behind him myself. I like him as a person, but as a fighter he's incredibly boring to watch. I mean for fuck sake, eight of his last ten fights were won by decision. Conversely, I don't understand why Conor gets so much hate in /heem/ when he fights to finish and his style is such a breath of fresh air to watch.
>>66949467
>he thinks cuckstaffson can beat my boy
>>66949500
that would be hilarious as fuck. And Lorenzo sends his goons to usada to keep it quiet
>>66949463
Because me, my family and everyone before them in my family have been here in this town and in this family home which we have owned for over since 1904.
Will you be a cuck and leave your home and town when Prime Minister Muhammad implements Sharia?
No you won't, unless you're a cuck.
Either way, I'm not an ardent Irish Nationalist, I say 'we' because I am Irish, simple as.
>>66949511
fact: Rory is half Asian
>>66949501
Just watch worldstar videos if you can't appreciate ground game and control, you enormous goofaroon
>everyone is taking the bait
>>66949385
i laughed too
>>66949500
quit being a dummy
he is obv taking a new job as head of Donald Trump's security team
>>66949501
desu gsp's fightsare a lot of fun to watch just for his technique, also he doesnt like to get hit so when he does its fun to watch his reaction, albeit his reaction is usually a double
>>66948449
God I hate Muslims
>>66949538
my nigga
>>66949534
his dad is asian? srsly?
>>66949511
>his boy is canadian
could you get anymore cucked?
>>66949583
shut up
How long before Dana tells us what to believe?
>>66949500
The top stars are protected even under USADA. It's impossible to fail a drug test unless Lorenzo is ok with you failing a drug test.
>>66949598
Dana has already killed himself
NO PIPE DID HUM
NO BATTLE DRUM
>>66949556
i want to learn how to box like a diaz bro. it seems so lackadaisical and sloppy, like they're almost falling into their punches, but effective and fun.
>>66949554
he isn't a fan of trump though
Is this some kind of money grab?
>>66948531
agreed lad, he's struck gold with Conor and now chats too much shit
>>66949424
Would honestly love to see my boy fight Nate again, if Conor is legit about retiring.
>>66949535
I absolutely appreciate ground game, I've been doing jits nearly my whole life. The first round of the Gunni-Maia fight was incredible to watch. But GSP is just purely a point fighter. He won't risk position for a submission, he won't even risk position for a better position, he just jumps in people's guard and occasionally postures up to throw a few while trying to stay as safe as possible.
WOLF
>meanwhile in the mcgregor crib
>>66949679
COLA
>>66949511
>le get jabbed up and can't take down Lawler man
>Conor retires
>Conor found guilty on numerous charges of 1st degree murder as bodies are found in desert
>Conor driving down the highway in a white Bronco
>>66949529
I think at this stage its fairly well established that Northern Ireland will remain British for the foreseeable future, so you have to ask yourself are you more of a cuck for staying in a country you hate and that does not want you or for leaving to go to a far inferior country where you belong?
Conor is probably just proving to potential sponsors how well he can get the ad out there. If the world goes fucking insane off of a 3 sentence post, imagine what would happen if he made a legitimitely sounding post about how great some brand is or some product is
>>66948671
he wouldnt call people who "think" sources. sources "state", implying they have some sort of a clue at least on whats going on.
Howye lads, I'm only be messin wid yis.
Ill fite any1 of (You) right now.
>>66949678
You're ridiculous if you legitimately believe that
Maybe try watching GSP-Condit or GSP-Koscheck before spewing this ignorance
>yfw it'a because he realised he literally can't make 145 anymore
>>66949685
At times like this I like to quench my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola.
>>66949728
Thanks for updating /heem/ Conor lad, people here just didn't get the bants
>>66949745
The right cola, for closure.
>>66947957
>“I was a drug addict,” Jones says as lunch arrives at an Albuquerque restaurant midway through the course of a day spent with USA TODAY Sports in late March, a month out from his UFC 197 headline bout with Ovince Saint Preux in Las Vegas on Saturday.
>“One thing people don’t realize is that you can be a drug addict even if you are a stoner. If you are waking up every day and smoking, smoking before you eat, smoking before you train, smoke before you sleep, smoking before you watch a movie, smoking before your study session, you are an addict. It doesn’t have to be a hard drug to be an addict.
>“If you’re spending lots of money on it and all your friends are people who do it as well and you don’t really associate with people who are completely sober, then, yeah, you are an addict. I think that’s why people have these issues with marijuana, because they don’t really consider it a drug.”
Holy shit I can't wait for the Joe Rogaine chimp out when he catches wind of what Jones said.
>>66949667
>mfw it's fucking real
This needs to stop
STOP IT NOW
>>66949731
Don't you have a herd of bull to tend to?
OSP sounds like Mike Tyson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOHzvzAaQUk
>>66949700
real quality photoshop there buddy
FRB and Chael reporting that Conor's tweet was a hoax. Go home everybody no story here.
>>66949709
I already said I'm not an Irish Nationalist. It's actually a multicultural society as well, lad not British just because it's part of the uniion (but NOT part of Britian, technically - hence the UK of GB and NI)
Anyway, my Protestant friends would celebrate the 12th and the like and we'd celebrate Paddy's day etc.
They have their bonfires, we have ours, they keep to their areas and we keep to ours and it's very clearly established what places you should stay out of or if you are going into an area you aren't 'from', keep your head down and don't cause trouble.
If you're not from here you wouldn't have a good understanding of it and besides, no one in the south or the north want a united Ireland anyway except a few. It doesn't bother me.
>>66949263
>Conor will have a full camp to train just for Diaz now though
Conor claims he doesn't train for specific opponents. he just practices his touch butt
>>66948969
Brock is/was the only person who could ever command that much money from the UFC just because of his crossover/mainstream appeal and even him the UFC would have fought with over payments.
>yfw Brock jumped a barrier at UFC 74 just to talk to Dana because Dana wouldn't return his calls
If you don't think that this retirement stunt isn't just Goober trying to squeeze more money from the UFC then you're #1 pound-for-pound goof
>>66948714
Where's Brock?
>teamspeak 3 app for android is paid
This is bullshit lads
How am I supposed to /heem/speak when I'm away?
/heem/ble?
tox/heem/?
Lads.... it's real. An ACTUAL news source just reported on it
>>66949821
>me and my fairy bumboy mates like to have bonfires and touch eachothers nads
why are you shitting up heem lad
>>66949779
>hurr u r a kuc
Nice meme
Not quite as nice as the GSP is a point fighter meme, but still dank
>>66948449
Jeez, now I can't wait for his first loss.
>>66949860
Better than prepping the next rape gang you cuckold.
>>66949863
Every American is an immigrant...
>>66949863
holy fuck. are people that stupid that they believe that? literally too big of pussies to post the source because they know they'll get called out for posting click-bait bullshit articles
>>66949899
Brazil would really be the experts on not being white I suppose
>>66949081
yeah, this feels like the mj secret suspension. why would he retire when he's making all this money???
>>66949908
Font looks like kikebart, can't tell for certain though
>>66949700
Wow you changed the date and time and everything.
>>66949863
>immigrant
>doesn't specify if they are legal or illegal
>doesn't specify if they are white
>doesn't specify religion
White Christians who enter the country legally are great. It's just beaners, niggers, and muslims that enter illegally (or at all) that good people don't like
>>66949728
Nah you wouldn't. most of us are over 5feet tall
>>66949863
This just in: 99% of Americans are immigrants.
>>66949929
well except Native Americans, but we isolate them on reservations
>>66949913
I bet however much you want I'm whiter than you, Aziz.
Conor is in Iceland judging form his previous tweet, why the fuck would he retire in the middle of training? Dummies.
>>66949849
>McGoober is baiting even news outlets
>>66949968
>mfw a brown manlet Brazilian is calling me, a 6'3 pale as fuck Irish man non-white
>>66949956
icebridge
Maybe Conor is retiring because that guy died
isn't the joe rogan podcast starting again soon?
>>66949821
>defending NI culture on a polynesian surfing forum
cmon lad. I too am from the occupied six but nobody gives a shit
have you guys heard that conor is retiring?
just saw it on esp
>>66948682
>you now remember bonnar was on the gas for that fight
prime anderson vs gsp, jbj, or fedor not happening is such bs...
>>66950022
What guest?
>>66949999
That is plausible but why would he announce it after going to Iceland to train? Doesn't make any sense, he is having us on
>>66949951
by that logic, every human not living in sub-saharan africa is an immigrant
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/722516118267633665
ariel is sabotaging his credibility by playing into this joke
>>66948019
Anyone have the webm of the white cross country kids each doing their own dance move as they move around in a circle? Reminds me of this .
>>66949999
his name was Roberto Paulson
>>66950043
>Ariel
>Credibility
>>66949996
Whatever you say, Achmed. Hit me if you wanna place a bet.
>>66950035
some guy from the band The Black Keys
>>66950031
I imagine the UFC started to say "no" to him and now he's walking from the table to make them panic and start showering him with money
>>66949028
No. A second planet would have different composition than the Earth.The composition of the moon is like half that of the earth and half that of another planet. Your shit is outdated as fuck.
>>66948449
Moderate Muslims, ladies and gentlemen.
>>66948449
OMG BASED KAVANAGH SWEET BABY JESUS
>>66950062
I imagine you read my post and just copied what I said ya fuckin idiot
>>66950061
What the fuck?
>>66950094
they have some good songs
>>66950075
A radical muslim wants to cut your head off for insulting their religion.
A moderate muslim wants a radical muslim to cut your head off for insulting their religion,
>>66950114
Like what?
The Black Keys are buttrock btw
If you like them you are a confirmed pleb.
>>66950110
hey was RIZIN 2 any good?
anyone got a link??
>>66950131
the one GGG walks out to
>>66950131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_426RiwST8
>>66950118
Sounds about right.
>>66950131
they got DC for their video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_426RiwST8
>>66950131
>>66950136
Brothers is a somewhat decent album, the rest not so much
>>66950136
>>66950131
>faggots not liking the thickfreakinous that is The Black Keys
>>66950156
Oh it's those guys.
Well I guess he's doing some promo podcast, the guy is going to be fake as fuck
I'll just wait for you guys to finish that video lol
>>66950131
Little black submarines
>>66950160
>>66950136
They went to my highschool lol. And all the hipsters here say everything pre brothers is the shit
>>66950158
looks more like what i imagine kevin randleman looked like in his coffin
>>66950216
worst part about this clip was Big John telling Diaz that he had to initiate against the best counter striker in the world
so conor is just kidding right?
MMA's only star cant be retiring right
>>66950249
It's over. The memes are dead.
209 did this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDCkvnhhI8
>>66950156
jesus christ normies have such shit taste
literally sounds like the shit that played during the bar scene in ghost world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaM6lTmhnak
except they're serious
>people who think McGregor is serious
>>66948449
Welp, Kavanagh's dead.
If he retires before fighting Nate again he will forever be known as a complete pussy that was all talk and no show.
>>66950295
I don't listen to music like that.
I listen to R.A. the Rugged Man
>>66948331
Rolf
>>66949849
they reported that he tweeted it you dumb dumb
>>66950295
And youre an autistic spaghetti spilling faggot like Buscemi in that scene.
>>66950295
>I'm a music """"""critic""""""
>>66950316
He's already been labeled a pussy for beating up on manlets his whole career.
>>66950347
>complete pussy
>>66950347
delete this
rewatching silva vs diaz, its a lot spicier than heem gives it credit for
>>66950347
that picture is hilarious
>See Conor is trending on twitter
>Click through
>The mad man is hanging it up
Wow just wow. Pathetic.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/19/11457402/wanderlei-silva-first-fighter-confirmed-for-rizin-ff-eight-man-open
the best part of this whole thing, is that true or not, Conor has managed to flip the MMA world on its fucking head with one tweet.
>>66950382
he isn't really thoughh, he is fucking with you gullible fucks
>>66950367
Round 1 was a "medium" level of spicy. Rounds 2-5 were "mild" levels of spiciness.
>>66950382
Conor is hungry for attention
>>66950389
based Wand showing the young """""fighters""""" how its done
I miss the times when MMA was about pride and honour and not the brash money flashing idiots
https://youtu.be/IoDCkvnhhI8
GOOF THOMAS
>>66950382
It's a meme, you dip.
kek
it's a joke lads, relax
>>66950433
It really isn't though.
>>66950367
the crack this left makes is pretty damn loud with the audio
>>66950426
fuck off australia
>>66950433
fuck off reddit
>>66947780
fuck off cuck
>>66950426
Jesus...
>>66950412
>>66950382
>>66950397
He's leveraging the UFC for money money you idiots
>>66950457
nah, he is just hungry for attention.
Kavanagh's screenshot that he posten on FB, look at the background. Maybe Conor fucked his ACL up? Although why is the contact named Conor Trouble, seems to be a wind up to me.
>>66950389
Are you "allowed" to juice in Rizin? I want to see a roided as fuck Wand 2bh
all this casuals falling for conards bait, kek.
>>66950367
>>66950442
>all three judges scored Rd 1 10-9 Anderson
I hate MMA judging.
>Now the Irish are back to flooding the general after being MIA for a month
>>66950477
It's all a conspiracy
>>66950477
FULL TIME PLUMBERS
the meme magic never ends
>>66950489
>It's just a joke guys!
As Ireland's relevance in the world of MMA dwindles back to complete nothingness.
>>66950496
Maybe try watching the entire round instead of cherry picked clips
>>66950426
Why is Cuck Thomas such a fucking cuck?
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>66950498
>reminder that "the irish" was never more than three 20 year olds
>>66950442
>>66950367
Are you making these? Can you make any webms of Anderson landing some shots? I honestly don't remember how that fight went, and by those two webms you posted it looks like he should've lost.
>>66950477
oh what a conveniant coincidence
>>66950521
Show me some clips of anderson doing anything besides get hit and stand there while Nick clowned him.
>>66950498
Hey I've been consistently posting in that month
more than likely dana did something wrong.......if hes not trolling of course...which he is.
>all these potato farmers in denial
>>66950477
FAILED PED TEST
>>66950538
did you go back in time a couple hours?
or is your internet connection so slow that it takes a couple hours for your posts to submit to 4chan??
>>66950477
someone offering to get you gas certified is pretty dope
>>66950538
Is this Mcgregoat trying to cuck nate out of another check?
Absolute legend
>all these Irish adamantly insisting that Conor must be trolling and this can't possibly be real
>>66950477
>mfw USADA caught Conor taking the gas
>CONOR RETIRING
>NATE RETIRING
LADS
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW, ALL I HAD IN MY LIFE IS UFC 200
Hey /heem/, just heard the news.
I've decided to retire from /heem/ young too, we had some great times on here but the memes just won't be the same without McGregor.
All the best dealing with Canadian shitposting.
/out
>>66950552
How about no, and you go watch the whole fight instead of thinking your meme fighter won a fight he clearly lost
>>66950390
Well he's currently the sports biggest star, saying he's retiring is going to get this kind of reaction
Don't believe it though desu, just bants
>Honda kill
>Conor kill
>Jones will probably crash his car again next week and get arrested
>GSP kill
>Anderson a mid card memer now
Will the UFC ever recover?
lmao it's on the front page of our biggest tabloid, which always hide mma stuff in obscure sections
master level trolling
>>66950426
fucking pathetic, luke is so fucking shit
anything to get views
>mma """"""""""""""""""""journalism""""""""""""""
>>66950434
Why's he killing the joke? People were taking it seriously and he's making it too obvious. He can't into memes
>How do I remind people I still exist after being humiliated by a guy who took the fight on 1 week's notice?
>By being a memer on social media
I love memes
>>66950630
you need a recent Connor win to post these images laddeh
>>66950614
Get tickets to 199. There's at least 2 of us from /heem/ going.
>>66950629
nope.
we're going back to 1 thread a week
And it's going to be an Adan [EMBED] [embed] [embed] thread
It's all over, we had our fun, our sport kicked off but it's back to comfy
>>66950621
Goddamnit Hardy don't throw fuel on this fire.
>>66950682
He's wining right now. Making headline news all over the world for making a tweet. Increasing his numbers for his next fight
>>66950705
>And it's going to be an Adan [EMBED] [embed] [embed] thread
>but it's back to comfy
See I've been so super busy and haven't posted in weeks and I knew you fuckers would miss my bomb dig OPs
pls be a troll, i don't give a shit about this roided up memesport without mcgregor
>>66950728
>yfw it backfires and no one tunes in to 200 because they heard he retired
![6d-n5MECuA-p5byK6SnFobSNzGKt_L0hsrpCfsrZZSw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YZ0dxIg.jpg "6d-n5MECuA-p5byK6SnFobSNzGKt L0hsrpCfsrZZSw[1]")
>>66950669
What is it about blonde haired, alpha, white nationalists and using twitter to troll the whole world? It's like they turned trolling into a art
>>66950639
what's wrong with the video? it's trending on twitter and it's a decent 2 minute video of what we know so far, and some ideas of what might be the cause for the retirement.
My interest in this sport has actually plummeted without McMeme in it. Say what you will about him, but the lad brought the memes.
>>66950739
>tfw people saved the memes I made when I shitposted /heem/ into oblivion 2 years ago
>>66950767
It's because Cuck Thomas is being a dour, deadpan cuck as usual.
Say it isn't so lads
someone just turn back the clock and make this all better....
>>66950781
alright lad
>>66950781
i'm glad tbj
casuals like you don't belong here
>i believe everything i read in twitter
>>66950806
>>66950781
>>66950750
cucks
u
c
k
s
Reminder
>>66950806
This is just going to make all the haters realize they took McGregor for granted. Now begins the new age of ConHof McGreGOAT
>>66950793
>we are here to bendover
>>66950837
he is the meme, of course he does
What if he found /heem/ and saw the mewvment getting mocked so he retired from a broken heart?
>>66950837
>you will never get 300k likes for eating breakfast in the back of a car
>the diaz brothers dont throw kicks
Congratulations UFC. You found a way to compromise and devalue an entire division and one of the greatest fighters the sport has ever seen to cash in some short term gains off a fighter who has left you in limbo....
The fact Aldo will never be given a chance at redemption, and Edgar will never be given a chance to prove himself will harm the legacy of the FW division for a long time.
Hope it was all worth it. I also REALLY hope you learned a valuable lesson.
Allowing a single fighter to take control can end up like this. Especially if you really don't know that much about them.
You're running a SPORT. Not an entertainment promotion dedicated to 1 person.
Props to Conor for gaming the system.
>>66950870
>thinking that's what actually happened
get roped more, dope
>>66950621
>profile picture is him doing ahayuasca
http://mmafrettir.is/conor-mcgregor-segist-vera-haettur/
>Ritsjóri MMA inquired requested an interview with McGregor and he said verbatim: "No, I'm retired, fuck interviews."
Lads...
>>66950846
how come conor looks so much leaner and ripped here than he did at 155 vs diaz? was he on the gas back then?
>>66950885
>UFC
>sport
kek
MMA is a sport, the UFC is not a sport regardless of how much Dana dick you take.
>>66950913
what are you on about yank? he fought diaz at 170
>>66950896
Is that the drug Rogan talks about a lot?
>>66950885
Britcuck upset with his
>0 (Z-E-R-O) UFC champions
ADMIT IT WAS A JOKE NOW MCMEME
NOW
>>66950907
>"No, I'm retired, fuck interviews."
>people unironically disliked this man
bunch of beta bitch cucks you are
>>66950881
>the diaz brothers aren't good at throwing kicks
Fixed that for you.
>>66950896
lmaooo
isnt that like opposite of the whole point of ahayuasca?
like you did it just for the photo op? come on now dan
>>66950885
Britcucks on suicide watch
>>66950919
brainfart. but still i noticed that from the brimage fight backwards he looked significantly more ripped than after.
>>66950885
>You're running a SPORT
>I train UFC brah
NEW: >>66950954
>>66950924
yeah, Hardy went to some south american country and to do DMT/ahayuasca, some native tribes used it, and rogan is constantly jerking over how enlightened they were for using drugs
>>66950915
Being this much of a statement correcting faggot
>Conor releases a tweet for (You)s without the pressure of facing Nate
>Diaz punks him anyway
Pottery
>>66950967
*ayahuasca
#AndNew InshAllah:
>>66950974
>>66950974
>>66950974
>>66950974
>>66950974
>>66950974
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-20/diet-key-to-feeding-the-world-in-2050-without-destroying-forests/7339644
Why aren't u vegan yet, /heem/?
>>66950971
>being this retarded
why even life?
I love memes
>>66949424
>mfw your boy got mauled by the blood orc
>>66950945
oh shit, aubrey better just shut onnit down and give away all the stock, cause thats the point of mind expanding drugs hurr durr
>>66950991
Take your retarded shit to a bernie sanders rally, please.
He is headed to WWE, isn't he?
>>66950991
Because I don't give a fuck what happens to the world in 2050?
>>66951070
They're PG, he can't go there because most of his shit isn't safe
>>66951096
I care. I'll only be 60 in 2050.
>>66950939
THIS
H
I
S
>>66951041
>brazilians making jokes about our political system or candidates
>panama papers
>>66950907
>expecting him to do an interview with frenchies
>>66950347
Is this even photoshopped?
