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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
THREAD THEME SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
NEWS:
>Le irish man with no ground game claims to have retired, casuals and children everywhere mourn the loss of their idol
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/19/11463016/conor-mcgregor-tweets-that-he-has-decided-to-retire-young
>Dana found dead in home
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/19/11463017/dana-white-found-dead-in-home
>Honda return targeted for UFC 205 in MSG
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/14/11435804/ronda-rousey-eyes-octagon-return-ufc-205-nov-12-new-york-madison-square-garden-mma
>>66950954
3rd for mcGOAT
i love memes
still trying hard, I see
Do you think Kavanagh believes he could herm khabib?
Who /Ngannou/ here?
mcgregor cant quit :(
>>66951005
khabib will slam this dirty kafir into a living death
dubs for Ngannou
>>66951005
Khabib is a fuckin herb, anyone in /heem/ could dust him if he didn't use his faggy Russian cheat-wrestling.
>>66951022
B I G
U
L
L
I hate memes
>majority of /heem/ literally has an akbar as their boy
>cormier/jones 2 will headline ufc 200
>>66951005
Doesn't matter. Kavanagh is literally going to be murdered by angry Muslims within the week.
You can't joking about religion, be careful.
>>66951046
Cormier will still be injured you goof, he said he will be fit by August
>>66951005
He can probably Herb Khabib
He likely cannot heem Khabib, even with the IV ban
rolling dubs for
MEUVEMENT
O
N
E
Y
>>66951005
Be careful
>>66951039
Kebab is no longer my boy.
>>66951062
Poor
Dubs and Conor is really retired
>>66951058
damn then the ufc is really fucked. what are they gonna move rockhold vs weidman to ufc 200?
>injured for two years
>return and basically get handed a title shot
>can't take it because you have to starve yourself
>muslims
>>66951039
>Flag
>Topic
>>66950954
Holm vs. Ronda double fight: UFC 205 @ MSG and 212 @ Albuquerque would be good entertainment. Could even be the dispute for the contender of an eventual title shot.
Won't ever happen anyway, Ronda will get title shot privilege and lose to Nunes or even to Tate and retire in disgrace.
>You can't joking about religion, be careful.
rip ireland
If you could literally send news outlets into a frenzy with one tweet: What would you tweet?
>>66951118
Trump wins presidency
>>66951082
REROLL
>>66951110
Even if Ireland got nuked it would still be better than dying the slow painful death that Sweden is
>>66951118
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>66951095
Nigga starving himself is what gives khabib his unbreakable mental
Never fuck with a Muslim
I don't care how strong or talented you are they will find a way to fuck you up. I learnt my lesson the hard way
>You now live in the post Conor era
>>66951095
What is a title compared to Allahs eternal light?
>>66951095
They're not even allowed water during the day too, right?
How the fuck do they suffer doing that in the desert?
>>66951118
Remove Kebab
Can SBG take on Khabib's friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPyG4dFuOU
>>66951146
>I want you to let the terrorists win because I am afraid of them
I thought you cunts had balls
>>66951158
Strong mental
Post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>66951146
Shouldn't have gobbed it to those lebbos, skip
>>66951148
Good thing ReSchaubissance is soon
>>66951190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
>>66951148
>tfw without him they are prelim.
>Last weeks have been comfy on heem
>Now the Irish third worlders are back from hiding under their duvets
>>66951148
I'm honestly ok with that and hope this isn't all a big ruse. He was too much. Exciting to watch him fight, but all the hype, all the trash talking, all the focus on conor conor conor was just fucking too much.
>Post yfw no Conor vs RDA
>No Conor vs Fronkie
>No Conor vs Lawler
>No Conor vs GSP
>>66950954
Le Irish man shouldn't be in the news, it's just a ruse
Dana gave me a kek tho#
>>66951146
Muslims swarm. You piss off a Muslim, there will be like 100 more on the way. They'll literally hop on social media and get every Muslim they know to come fuck you up.
Plus, those motherfuckers have scimitars.
a-april fools l-lads
http://www.visir.is/section/FRONTPAGE
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/722552180859932673
Reasons still unclear, but 4 hours later, multiple sources maintaining McGregor's tweet is real. UFC working on next step(s) at this time.
>>66951092
I'd bet GSP is coming back and will headline 200. Against who, I'm not exactly sure.
>>66951179
>>66951194
I can guarantee that even an average muslim will be able to best a stronger, more talented non-muslim
There is something about them that makes them impossible to stop, we can't compete with their mindset
>>66951233
>Against who
Condweet
JUST
>>66951234
I remember when aussie shitposting used to make me laugh
>>66951232
It's all just very odd, the way "the tweet" is worded. Doesn't say he's retiring right now. If anything, this tweet sounds like he's retiring after UFC 200, not immediately.
>>66951233
GSP vs Brock
back down
Now that the UFC is officially dead
Who /URFight/ here
Dana White to appear on SportsCenter WHEN?
>>66951260
I'm not Aussie, from Lebanon originally but Christian
>It's a Kafirs talk shit about my religion thread
Careful bros, I could heem everyone here in one fell swoop.
>>66951272
the rain
>>66951211
Exactly this, desu.
Awesome fighter to watch, but I'm fucking sick of the hype. Felt the same about Ronda, too.
>>66951190
First one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz8dGwNkXbE
Everyone is talking about if this is real or not when the real topic should be what would Conor do after retirement
He seemed nonplussed about acting
Boy, /heem/ sure woke the fuck up after Conor posted a casual, obvious joke tweet. Here we have jbj fighting in 4 days and nobody seems to give a fuck. Shame
Conor really is the master ruseman
Oluwale Bamgbose
Does this mean Conner never had a contract for 200 signed and stamped?
>>66951146
Mustafa get out.
>>66951262
I gotta think if that was his intention, he'd have cleared that up when he saw people losing their shit.
5ms ago Via Twitter
>@GeorgesStPierre
>looks like im going to have to save #UFC200 more to come soon
>>66951287
>uppity moors bring about this generations charles martel
go for it ackmed
After Dodson's last fight I'm starting to feel like people are actually underestimating MM. I don't understand how he got so good. Is it really just the division?
>>66951304
>waah stop paying attention to conor!!
>>66951303
He's going to the WWE. Get the same schedule as brawk and make bank
>thanks for the cheese
>>66951304
he is fighting a bum for interim title so who fuckin cares.
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 2m19 minutes ago
Brazilian prospect Fofão replaces Conor McGregor in the UFC 200 main event vs Nate Diaz
>>66951341
Don't play with my heart like that mang
>>66951303
Gotta think he's pretty much set for life at this point.
...if he didn't spend money like a ghetto nigger who just won the lottery.
>>66951358
hes not tall enough for wwe
>>66951333
>trips
Nah man, he loves getting a rise out of people. On the contrary, once he saw ppl losing their shit, he prob texted Kavanagh and told him to write the tweets he wrote
dana must be in full damage control right now.
>>66951167
>swarthy middle easterners pretending they have even a drop of actual turkic (Asian) or mongol blood
when will this mythi die?
>tfw the Conor era didn't last long enough
I miss it lads
Dave Meltzer @DaveMeltzerWon 1m ago
Conor McGregor will be debuting at WWE Payback against Umaga this Sunday.
>>66951358
Mandramafags don't want to watch manlets.
>>66951365
*pulls out stack of cash*
*unzips Fedor*
>>66951388
Give me prime anderson era over this shit any day
there is a major project in the works produced by mark wahlberg, they had a meeting yesterday, guess that could be related
>>66951382
Dana is hanging from the rafters right now.
>>66951394
Umaga died years ago.
Won't fool me that easy lad.
>>66951428
Maybe it means Conor is dead.
>>66951354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nkbyAh9Hj0
>>66951304
>sports biggest star says he's retiring
>wow why are you people talking about just a few hours later
Lad sort your shit out, I don't even believe it but it's understandable
>>66951428
tana umaga is making his WWE debut you fool
What's the odds on Conair failing a drugs test?
>>66951365
Fofão was Conor's mewvment master
Makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfdLXHjfA8M
We are now in the /Ngannou/ era lads
>>66951365
This thing is fucking nightmare fuel
I can see why he would retire young, he has made millions and doesnt need to take anymore beatings. May as well make some movies and go to WWE which will make him far more money than UFC and better for his health.
just posting my oc fan, don't mind me
>>66951485
good oc lad
>>66951365
>>66951446
what is this fofão meme about?
>>66951485
not funny, be careful
Eh, I'd keep fighting if I was Conor desu, just for le monies.
Then again, if he quits for real, the fallout will be all kinds of hilarious.
>>66951485
top hue
tweet it to Kavanagh
>>66951401
Arguably the most popular wrestler of the last five years was a 5ft 8 manlet called Daniel Bryan.
>Ronda exposed
>McGregor done
>Northcuck was never a thing
Is Dana gonna be ok?
>>66951485
Be careful
>>66951485
Thanks. Can I post it on r/mma?
>>66951508
Do it faggot!
>>66951506
He probably pissed hot and is avoiding the fight so they won't test it
Calling it now, Mcmeme is going to spend the next year on a coke and booze and food binge, his gf is probabaly going to leave him and he'll be, within the year bloated and JUST.
Already predicting the Fat as fuck McGregor picture going viral with the Hashtag BigMc
>post possible scenarios
Conor has been training hard for 200, trying to stay optimistic but images of Nate cracking him with the 1-2 keep flashing through his head. He tries laying down to get some rest but wakes up in a cold sweat with the phantom feeling of Nate's forearm wrapped tightly around his neck. He's already committed to the rematch now and can't simply pull out, but the fear of losing to Nate again is crippling. Decides to say fuck it and retire.
So, like, can Conor even do this? Like, aren't there contracts and shit involved?
>>66951517
sage is only 19, give him a few years.
>>66951559
you can't prevent a fighter from retiring
>>66951485
This is beri offensiv take it down or i bomb yu
>>66951544
Maybe that lad getting murdered by his teammate really fucked him up.
Like, maybe he realized he could actually die in the octagon and just wants to get the fuck out.
>>66951559
conor runs the UFC so he does what he wants
Paddy ruined the ruse
>>66951559
I thought the same thing at first, but fighters pull out of fights all the time. It's typically because they're injured though, so yea maybe in the contract it says as long as you're physically fit to fight, you're obligated.
>>66951579
Surely he has obligations to show up at 200 if he signed the papers for it?
>>66951603
they can't force him to fight
We sticky now.
>>66951594
Uncle Dana loves money, though. How many millions you figure the UFC loses if Conor doesn't fight at 200? Not to mention what they've already sunk into promoting the fight.
>>66951603
Fighters can pull out of fights for any reason they want.
>>66951595
wait what? can somebody who speaks potato translate this?
As much as I dislike Cooner and despise his fan base, I have to say that the McGregor months were very entertaining.
The UFC needs a character like him.
Why can't Jon Jones take this character?
>>66951559
I think it's like with debt where you can just declare bankruptcy and the debt is wiped. If you out of contracts as an athlete just retire
>>66951656
Because he will go to Jail if he doesnt walk the line
CONOR TO WWE CONFIRMED
>>66951618
Man, Gus has such a shitty gym. It's a fucking tragedy. Maybe Jon could move to Heavyweight and leave LHW to everyone's favorite cuck.
>>66951621
Can you imagine this being the beginning of the downfall of UFC?
>>66951615
>>66951629
Without repercussions? I can see them getting a doctors to say they have good reason not to fight but just saying na fuck it and walking away
>>66951654
Last time we were in Iceland we were getting ready for UFC Dublin #ufc ...still the same people having a laugh a few years later
i LOVE memes
>>66951671
Also his teammate posted this
https://twitter.com/peterqueally/status/722547834038444033
>>66951026
This is true, fellow leaf. Just a few days ago, he was getting worked on his feet against a literally who last minute replacement. Sad!
its definintely his knee, its the only explanation
he isn't negotiating for more pay, he already did that before the rda fight was about to happen
his knee is fucked, gg riperino
>>66951521
It's all yours friend :)
HE LITERALLY CALLED IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBhVXK4dMk
Literally mandrama
The Diaz bros will save the UFC
screencap this bros
conor and friends get smashed in iceland and someone comes up with the idea of trolling about his retirement
>>66951705
Oh wow, some faggot threw shit on the wall and some of it stuck.
Must be the new fucking Nostradamus.
>>66951670
Being a loudmouth cunt is not illegal.
Jon Jones is made for this role.
>>66951654
SBG enjoying themselves together in iceland
>>66951654
When Conor, Paddy and John were in UFC Dublin they were all laughing and joking together. Now it's a few years later and the same people are together making jokes. He's implying that they are all together watching Conor tweet this and laughing at how everyone is reacting to it
>>66951675
Have you never had a job before? You sign a contract but there is nothing to stop you leaving, they're not fucking slaves as much as Dana wishes that weren't the case.
>>66951705
Whats that hair style called?
>>66951713
>Nick confirmed for stepping up to fight Nate
>>66951595
Is Lobov allowed to hang out with them?
>>66951731
This just shows you have never had a job which pays above minimum wage or gave you any real responsibility
>>66951741
JUST CARB MY SHIT UP, SHITKAANT
>>66951780
This. If you signed a contract to do work for a company and they promoted and advertised you and spent money on you and you just bail, they will sue the fuck out of you.
I will only believe Conor retired when the UFC announce Lobov has been cut
>>66951815
Yup, at very least, they will make you serve your notice period and possibly force you into gardening leave for a time
Obligatory
Nate Diaz has literally confirmed the existence of black meme magic
think about how much wear and tear conors knee has taken
all the soccer he played as a youth
all the hard wourk he put in every day
if his blew his knee out again, the same one, it will be his second time, possibly his third if he slightly tore it the first time
he will probably take 1-2 years off, do what kobe did and go to germany or whatever to get the experimental treatment that works, along with whatever drugs usada wouldn't let him take, take another year to rehab, and then make the biggest comeback ever and make a shit ton of money
its his best move at the moment
RIP McGoat for now, but I'm sure we will see him again in the future
>>66951780
>>66951815
Mongs, you have to give notice but that is it.
tfw Nate thinks this is real and blazes up believing the fight to be off and Conor knew this would happen and rused him.
Nate gets banned for weed and Conor can go back to claiming he can heem every here
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 30m30 minutes ago
Worth noting: both McGregor and Diaz were scheduled to be in Vegas this weekend to promote their rematch.
top kuk
>>66951921
nate isn't that dumb come on son
he's just playing the game along with conor so he doesn't get caught out in the open like a deer in the middle of the road
>>66951865
holy shit bud I just realized you're right
if Nate Diaz does literally retire McGregor, black meme magic is confirmed in the UFC
>>66951741
The parts that are long are the parts of the scalp that grow hair faster if a specific organ is healthy
the parts that are short are the organs he doesn't care about
no I'm not kidding that's actually why he has it that way, to show that some of his organs are stronger than others because of his diet and it causes his hair to grow faster there
Can't sleep, on suicide watch
>>66952001
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>mfw Conor actually retires and Jon gets BTFO by OSP
>>66951951
>nate isn't that dumb
welp we all know you're stupid now bud good job
>implying McGregor's friend didn't post that to mess with him
>implying McGregor didn't find it hilarious and decided to not correct it
>>66951921
wel... tomorrow is 4/20
i cant imagine the amount of weed the diaz bros are gonna go through tomorrow
No one gives a fuck about Conor. What about Neetrex? He can't and will not go back to working security at Ross
lads
Normie memes incoming :^]
i'm glad he's out if he's out so we get something better than diaz vs conor for UFC 200 main fight. if he improves his wrestling in secret and returns after two years i would be happy to watch him fighting. also, he's a good businessman. he pulled this shit 10/10 out.
Based Artem
>>66952059
Who is your new boy now that McGregors gone lads?
Wonder/boy/ here
>>66952039
first death from weed incoming
WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>66952097
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
what a lad
>>66951284
fuck off lebbo cunt back in high school we fought off machete wielding lebs by throwing a class room full of chairs at them
>>66952117
The UFC is dying
>>66952109
still khabib
remove kuffar
>>66952117
McGregor failed a drug test and this is his way to cover it up.
>>66952097
>gets a date with a 10/10 tonight
>fucks her
>by tomorrow morning, no news on Conor
>she demands he tell her now
>he can't say anything because she'll blab
>she regrets the sex and says it was rape now too bad bud
>Artem hits her to shut her up
"McGregor's camp accused of abuse, raping a prostitute; Conor's future still unknown"
>>66952041
Oh shit. He's legit going to get cut now isn't he? What a selfish move by Conor. This guy was the man who'd beat the undefeated CM Punk
Can the next thread be /Fofão/ edition please?
>>66952165
who is that cheeky nutsack motherfucker
>>66952112
>cops burn weed to get rid of it
those cheeky bastards know what they're doing
What is the best place to watch MMA fights? (for free)
>>66952206
fightpass free trial
>>66952206
watchwrestling.ch
>Coach @CMPunk
Well fuck it, I have decided to retire old. Thanks for the shoes @Reebok
lmao
>>66952206
Barcelona, Spain.
>>66952206
On Fox and Fox Sports 1 for UFC Fight Night!
Also UFC provided and sponsored by MetroPCS, free fights on Youtube
Hey guys, did I miss anything today?
Writing was on the wall lads
>Conor attention whoring before he has to face the memerape again
>>66952223
>>66952225
>>66952247
Thanks bros
>>66952243
ayy
>>66952206
italystream
>>66952206
ufc.com/r/fightpass
artem
>>66952206
at the pub.
Oi!
Oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVhnVMlwcHs
wait a second when a brit says oi hold on yew cheeky bawstud are yew takin the piss on this one, does that mean he's asking if the guy is taking the piss like a guy is pissing in his mouth, or does it mean is he taking the piss like if he pissing like nick diaz take a piss, or does it mean he's asking if the guy is being serious and making a reference to carrying piss in a bucket
>>66952206
Your wife's boyfriend's place.
>>66952278
tv4 hade en månads gratis titt också
>>66952349
also does buggering off mean jacking off?
to be honest, i'd be more pissed off if Diaz's tweet is correct. hope he doesn't retire, too. wtf? looks like he's trolling, though.
>>66952206
at the shed
>>66952349
you literally don't understand what the phrase "are you taking the piss?" means?
You must be taking the piss lad
>>66952384
>not a webm
shame
literally everyone on /heem/ now is a webm maker and u disgrace us with a gif
disgusting
>>66951689
WHAT HAS VINCE MCMAHON DONE?!?!
what if Artem Lobov killed both Conor and his trainer and he's drunk as shit whole day typing bullshit on twitter before he commits suicide?
>@RealFofao
>i heard bout Conor ufc needs a ⭐ me save 200
>I was gone but I back now I back
>Conor is my son, I make Nate my son soon 2 #ufc200
>I practice movement again I good now
>give me nate or give me artim same thing #UFC200
>the kids, adults doggies want to see me again #UFC200
>>66952424
very ironic lad
>>66952433
IT'S ME DANA
IT'S ME DANA
IT WAS MEEEEE
ALL ALONG DANA
what if artem lobov is not a real fighter but he's koksal baba in costume?
>>66952242
I hope Pettis gives him inducosis forever with an accidental meme kick
>>66952416
but where does it originate from??
why was someone taking piss in the first place?
and where were they taking it to?
also what the fuck is buggering off?
https://vine.co/v/iHYW5FLODir
>>66952206
findminecraft.com/UFC
the name looks off but thats so it doesnt get noticed and taken down
>>66952416
so basically you're being like "are you letting a dude take a piss in your mouth right now" like you can't believe what the guy is saying right
>>66952462
Based Fofao, always ready to step up
>>66952482
AWWWWWWWWWWW SUNNAVABITCH!!!
What if Tim Kennedy is in charge of Kavanaghs twitter account?
>>66952520
REEEEEE, i pooped my self lad
>>66951671
BORK VS CONOR TO HEADLINE WM
Brock
What if based @RealFofao is a fucking @UnrealFofao ?
>>66952513
"buggering off" means going away as in "fucking off"
Buggering and buggery however refer to forceful anal sex if i'm not mistaken
>>66952666
very very interesting
>>66951713
>mfw Nate literally ended Conor's career
Nate already saved the UFC, they're the new king of this, motherfuckers.
>>66952666
so if nick diaz is like take a piss, he means out of his dick
but if a brit says take a piss, he means out of his mouth
>>66952273
Thanks m8
The McGoober meme is finally done.
According to my homie who works for the UFC Conor has fucked up the card for 200 these are some of the changes
>Fofao vs CM Punk
>Schaub vs Kimbo
>Sage vs Nate
>special pro wrestling match Kurt Angle vs Raymond Stereo
>Riff Raff vs Jose Canseco
>GSP vs Lawler
It's ogre guys
Gunnar's dad posted this.
>>66952765
>tfw they didnt feed to scrub to Khebab
>getting retired by a Diaz
>>66952774
No Lil B vs Justin Bieber ?
>>66952800
He really did it
The absolute madman
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
SET THE GAME ABLAZE
AND BE LIKE
SEES YALLS LATER
>Khabib will never truly end the meme
>>66952774
Where can I vote for Fofão to be the next Brazilian president now Dilma is getting impeached?
>>66952766
He's just retiring early to avoid the Siver rematch
>>66952390
means fuck off lad
>>66952800
he is clearly in on the joke, he specifically mentioned the 'retired' part
goofs are so gullible
>>66952872
haram.
>yfw allah really wants you to cut heads and you are taking photos with kufars
>starving cause of allah
>still ending in jahannam
post yfw you got to witness the rise and fall of the undisputed p4p GOAT of MMA
>yfw Conor was promised he would fight Wonderboy next if he beat Nate in the rematch; so he bailed
When a young gorilla gets rocked and choked by a wounded skinnyfat gazelle...
>>66952983
Shame Anderson had to break his leg
>>66952929
this
>Mcgregor retired because he ran out of promo material
>>66953053
jones didn't break his leg....and he's not retiring anytime soon
Dana White @danawhite 12m
@francis_ngannou vs @RealFofao @ UFC 200!!!
i think you fags should rewatch the Diaz fight. Conor was destroying him comfortably until that one shot that fucked him up.
if he is retiring it is cause carvalho died in dublin.
Goobs will retire then unretire for goobs vs gsp at Madison square garden in november
>Conor faking retirement to promote his new movie with Mark Wahlberg where he plays a cheddar cheese puff
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/722572053153329152
"Your advice for the day: Watch SportsCenter."
It's all ogre now, baby blue.
>>66952800
Is Conor just doing it for the lulz?
Is he that big of a master ruseman?
>>66953128
diaz was just warming up. he's an old model like my grandmas television that you must kick and punch for a few minutes so he starts to work.
>>66953128
>He was winning until he was losing
Wew
>>66951921
The fight's months away m8, weed doesn't stya in your system for that long.
>Announce his retirement for bants
>tomorrow morning: "Luk at all da buzz I can create wit one tweet. wit 3 words. I am dis game ye. I may have lost but im still king ye
Funny how Okamoto went from the recap/no new content guy to having the best connections behind Ariel
>>66953184
this is exactly what will happen lmao
>>66953137
what time is sportscenter?
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/722573330566361089
>>66953184
His tweet is basically a 'fuck you' to the higher ups in the UFC. It's his way of saying that they don't control him. Apparently he was looking for a 10 million base salary and they said no.
>PEOPLE ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO STILL BELIEVE IT'S A HOAX
you faggots are actually retarded if you think everyone is collaborating this story for le epik ruse when the fucking tickets LITERALLY go on sale next week.
>HOW DO WE HYPE THIS SHIT UP
>JUST SAY YOU'RE RETIRING SO PEOPLE WILL THINK THE FIGHT WITH DIAZ IS GONE
>YEAH GREAT IDEA, THAT'LL GET THE CASUALS TO BUY THE TICKETS LIKE CRAZY
It's time to accept the fact UFC's greed with money is what made Mcgregor say fuck it.
only a retarde moron can think he would not fight one more fight for BUNCH of money while still in shape with nothing to lose but few bruises.
Dana on ESPN right now, Conor is out of UFC 200.
>>66953239
LINK
GIB LINK FOR SPORTSCENTER NOW
HOLY FUCK
ONE TOO TREE
TORTEEN SECONDS
THATS MY RECORD YE
happening
>>66953240
>Apparently he was looking for a 10 million base salary and they said no.
Lad lets be honest that's bullshit. We can all theorise.
>He can't make 145 anymore
>He doesn't think he can beat Diaz so he retired
>Seeing a fighter die had him shook
Dana White says Conor McGregor is not fighting at UFC 200 because he refused to show up to a press conference in Las Vegas.
I CANT BELIEVE CONOR ACTUALLY RETIRED~
WHATS HAPPENING
WHY
WTF
DANA PLS BACK OFF THE LEDGE
i wanna kill myself /heem/
someone fuckin link sportscenter
>its legit
wew
Oh shit lads!!
This is pretty shocking. But at the same time goobs always seemed the type to bow out early. Carrying the promotion in his back with trash talk, keeping up his swaggy image, fighting and training often, etc is a heavy cross to bear. He couldn't be wild and crazy goobs who made people salivate for mcbedded forever.
I just wish I appreciated him more when he was here lads
>>66953128
About a minute before that punch Diaz started landing his jab and tagging Conor a bit more, Conor's punches started coming off the guard.
That punch ended it but the momentum was already shifting in the 2nd.
>>66953330
Conor wants $$$$. Zuffa said no. So he "retires" before they pull the fight.
Conor Mcgregor is the new president of UFC and Dana White comits suicide?
SPORTSCENTER LINK!?!????????
So I told Mcgoober to retire after 0 defenses of his FW belt and he actually did it the madman
>>66953229
This. Theres football and basketball shit on ESPN.
>>66953325
What does Conor care if he gets $10 mil base or $5 mil plus $10 mil from points?
He just hurt his knee faggots he's not retired.
Post yfw diaz retired mcgoober
/heemspeak/ now lad important business to discuss
>>66953427
It's over now. Dana was on already.
CONOR PLS THE SPORT NEEDS YOU DONT LEAVE US HANGING YOU LITTLE SHIT
why would he do that right before 200 and miss all that shitload of money tho
>MUH 10 MILLION
literally pocket change to the king
>POST YOUR FACE WHEN CONOR RETIRED
LETS SEE THEM LADS
Diaz vs Diaz at UFC 200?
LADS ARTEM IS DONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOT MUH NEETREX
>>66953240
>they don't control him
>10m meme
He failed desu
>Holding the company ransom for 10 mill. when you lost your leverage getting subbed by a guy who was on holiday
Can't stop giggling
>>66953465
>Floydcucks
literally the worst of all fight fans.
>>66953497
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>66953502
49-0
500 mill in the bank
#TMT
>>66953452
TFW YOU HAVE THE GAME ON ITS KNEES
LINE THEM UP ONE BY ONE
>>66953128
>destryoing him
you and potato boy are delusional it was all part of nates plan, iron chin diaz brothers, take the hits and then dish out the punishment, then nate killed him and submitted him into retirement all the while talking shit to him and getting in his head.
>our one good fighter has retired
>>66953555
this desu
who /tmt/ here?
>>66953502
>Irish
>fightfans
>>66953291
good move. hell, i'd demand $10mil if i was in his position. he peaked already and i honestly did not see him winning any of the next few fights that were potentially on his slate. he got his millions, get out while the iron's hot. it was a fun ride indeed,but this is the fight game. plenty of other people out there can take his place on the shittalking roster. remember when people thought Sonnen was the best shittalker in all sports?
GSP is getting a phone call and a blank check tonight
come v floyd confirmed
I'm saying 5 milly buys
They seriously say you're not a true Champion until you defend that belt
This nigga retired
>Getting retired by a pothead
>>66953555
>living vicariously through someone who literally wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire
I get it if they're good people or entertaining, but Floyd is literally just a massive faggot. He's not witty and his bantz game is amateur hour and he's not even a top 20 of all time fighter, hell, he's barely top 3 in his own weight class.
>>66953589
I'm /tmt/
I once took a piss next to TBE at club LIV in Miami. Shit was epic. My price went up after that.
They don't want to pay him $10 million disclosed because of the precedent it will set for any comparable future main-eventors, Keeping payouts nebulous is advantageous to the UFC and McGregor probably wants to end that.
This little manlet nigger wants that Brock Lesnar money
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>66953602
>next 3 fights could have been Diaz, RDA/Lawler, or Frankie/Jose II
There's no way in hell he makes it out of that alive
"White said McGregor was pulled by the UFC because he refused to attend the scheduled media in Las Vegas this weekend to instead stay in Iceland and train."
>>66953468
>>66953602
does anyone actually think Mcgregors a good shittalker? he just shouts over the top of everyone
>>66953128
Yeh, Conor never shot for a take-down. He was struck in the back of the head with a small hand-radio and fell forward. He would've won if some 209 hood-rat hadn't hit him.
>>66953608
Probably this desu
Lawler/GSP is a great fight, but no matter who you get, UFC 200 is always going to be the "Conor should have been there" card and it's never going to be as big as it should be because he's out. Anyone who steps in is just going to looklike a meh tier replacement considering Conor is the sports biggest star
>>66953651
>implying Brock ever got mcgregor money
>crush the manlet division
>retire
Ain't even mad. I would have probably retired after embarrassing Aldo and getting that endorsement money. Now he can spend the rest of his life on stuff that doesn't involve brain damage.
>>66953659
Playing touch butt with Ido is training?
>>66953643
god it'd take me half an hour to recover from the stage fright
>>66953555
>Implying he would be a regular sized man
Beat some midgets and now you're pumped up?
>>66953663
Ricardo Mayorga was a real shit talker.
>>66953651
He easily made more for a fight than Lesnar ever did when he fought Diaz you goof.
Ufc had lots of cases with fighters who want stuff
Problem is, they are the biggest and wealthiest company, Conor will get peanuts compared if he dabbles in other orgs. And ufc always has fighters to hype up and promote, it's even better without Conor as more fighters will be noticed so it will even out until mcmeme comes back again or some other marketable peace comes by, which, looking from history's side, always do come
>>66953608
Dana right now
>GEORGE PLEASE
>yfw they delete Conor from the UFC game
>>66953647
I think this is a good point actually
McGregor knows the guys in his gym put in the same amount of time/effort and aren't getting 1/100 of what he's getting
I don't think it's below him to change the future of the sport
>>66953663
as nick put "this guy and his rehearsed shit"
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING HEEMS TO THE MANLET DIVISIONS
NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
>>66953693
>that time when no one was sure or not wether he was planning to have ODLH killed
>>66953692
>Implying you'll ever make the kind of money he makes in your lifetime for jogging around for 30 minutes
Lads he's not going to retire because of money issues. That shit makes no sense. He's not getting the money he wants so he goes away from the thing that made him famous? This nigga always talking about Loyalty too.
If he wants that big money, it's coming from the UFC, he ain't getting shit elsewhere unless the WWE offered him something insane. That's unlikely though
>>66953691
I didn't notice until I saw a huge black dude stand behind me that TBE was standing next to me taking a piss.
I shook his hand and we didn't even wash them. My stock went up after that I had to buy another $1000 grey goose bottle.
>>66953663
fucking this, i wonder how many of mcgoober fans are aware of the gangster from west linn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG5yVTGnP84
>>66953696
Conor can just do shows like Croke Park and promote via Twitter. His retirement tweet is one of the top twitter posts of an athlete this year.
>>66953663
He's a samey routine standup comedian for now
>tfw Mcgregor spends the rest of his days playing junior B football for Lucan Sarsfields
>>66953740
what about hollywood?
>tfw RDA vs Eddie ends up being the Main Event of UFC 200
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>66953683
>>66953695
Brock has appeared on a highest paid athlete list, whereas Conor has not. Brock made over $5.3 million from 2 fights.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2011/04/21/espn-study-brock-lesnar-mmas-top-paid-star-in-2010
>PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
>PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
>PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
>PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
>PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
>PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
>PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
>PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
PULLING CONOR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND THE FAGGY PRESS CONFERENCE
He will come back and it will be bigger than ever
>>66953647
>>66953710
I have been saying for ages that Conor getting massive paydays is the absolute best thing for UFC fighters, period.
If Conor got in cahoots with GSP right now and they demanded a fighters union, it would be a hard push to stop. Now is the perfect time.
>>66953696
>Conor will get peanuts compared if he dabbles in other orgs
No he won't, he could command a 50/50 split of all revenue for a fight gate/PPV
He'd sell out any arena in Europe with Irish fans
the problem is his contract with the UFC and the UFC knowing this and Dana being a huge douche bag
Unless McGregor has a buyout clause or a Time Limit he's a UFC fighter
>>66953740
>unless the WWE offered him something insane
Which they're very well capable off, though I don't see him working out there, even as a part time act.
>>66953764
>tfw some cheeky full back heems him under a high ball
>>66953740
>implying he won't get a Lesnar tier deal for the WWE
That's why he's been bulking up.
>>66953792
Conor has the game on its knees
>>66953740
>he aint getting shit anywhere else
He'd literally get millions from bellator or RIZIN and millions on top of the base salary with endorsements.
>>66953704
It's EA. He gets new DLC skins.
who excited for fedora vs maldobabo here
>>66953764
Junior B has more spicy bangers than the UFC
>yfw Conor gets ringside seats next to Dana at UFC 200
>McGregor didn't attend prefight appearances
>>66953740
WWE making him an offer that he would accept is out of the question. Brock makes only 6 million a year, which is peanutes compared to what ufc was giving Conor, and wwe certainly isnt going to risk millions of dollars simply on name value alone.
>>66953796
McGregor made 1 million disclosed and he also had a percentage of the PPV money. Considering the card sold well over a million, he made a shit ton. Easily in excess of 10 million
Shit that's not even including 189 and 194.
>>66953796
Conor made close to that, if not more, in his last fight alone.
>>66953468
>>66953479
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!1111
>>66953814
They'll just build someone else up they dont care who has the eyes on them as long as they have them
>>66953729
I ain't no mommas boy Oscar.
>>66953798
an excuse from the bald one to cover up goober's hardball negotiation tactics
>>66953838
its all the pent up aggression of being hungover and wishing you were playing county
CONOR-SAMA LITERALLY PLAYING CHICKEN WITH GOOF WHITE AND THE UFC
WHO WILL TURN FIRST?
go mcgregor
>>66953867
AND RIGHTLY SO
>>66951571
Let the steroids he took all his life start showing their adverse effects
>>66953867
Yeah but if he got a soft schedule like Brock and got to live at home most of the year it could interest him
SBG should start doing nWo promos and just gatecrashing UFC events
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15272422/conor-mcgregor-tweets-decided-retire-young
>White, though, told SportsCenter later Tuesday that he has pulled McGregor from the card after the star fighter opted not to attend the pre-fight promotional appearances in Las Vegas.
>"Conor didn't want to come to Las Vegas and be part of any promotional training," White said. "He's in Iceland training.
>"He felt leaving right now would hurt his training. But every other fighter on the card is coming.
>"It doesn't make you exempt. We spend a lot of money on this stuff."
>White wouldn't read into McGregor's retirement tweet.
>"Is Conor McGregor retiring? Only he can answer that question," White said. "I don't know. But he will not be a part of UFC 200."
>>66953867
>only 6 million a year
You say only as if making that amount of money is minimum wage. Brock wrestles at most 5 times a year, and makes less than 15 total appearances in a year, and you're saying that 6 million is peanuts for that kind of work load? My poor sides.
>wwe certainly isnt going to risk millions of dollars simply on name value alone.
LOL
>>66953875
LOLOLOL!
WHEW LAD.
JUST NO.
>>66953914
Curse of Mayweather strikes again.
UFC dudes should stick to talking about UFC. Mayweather wins without even stepping into the Octagon.
TBE - 49-0 boxing record
2-0 UFC record
>>66953874
>>66953875
That was disclosed money on that report. You factor in Brock's PPV points(which are probably equal to what Conor has) and Brock's sponsorship pay and Brock probably cleared in excess of $10mil net from both those fights. That and Brock is a hell of a lot better in the financial control portion of life.
>>66953747
Stupid donkey.
>>66953951
Mandrama fags pls
>>/asp/
>>66953914
>fat white guy literally hired to get in the way of a bullet
>>66953923
But again, part of Brock getting that gigantic part time contract is that he was already well versed in professional wrestling whereas McGregor isnt.
>>66953836
I'm excited to see how Fedor is too scared to fight a real opponent.
>tfw the McGregor meme is dead
i hope you enjoyed it while it lasted, boys.
>>66953986
What in my post triggered you so badly autist?
>>66953986
Not him, but Brock is /heem/ related.
>yfw McGregor signs for Bellator
>>66953779
Not an actor, at best he's a nice little camo. There's not much money in there and if he's not fighting, what good is his name?
>>66953953
um, yeah bud.
>>66953974
Conor's disclosed pay was $1M.
Stop talking about shit you know nothing about you fucking casual plebs or I will BTFO you and you won't like it because I'll do it in a condescending way
>>66953989
probably making 6 figures and all
>>66954026
>Bendo vs McGregor
How /#hyped/ would you be /sp/?
>ronda rousey vs miesha tate 3 will headline UFC 200
mfw
>>66953992
You don't really need to be good to draw money in wrestling
>>66954042
dude he's probably getting 50 million if he takes a bullet
>>66953820
You think so? More than UFC can offer?
Does Rizin even care about him, I don't really know if they're interested in a shittalker when they don't hold much English conferences
>>66954040
Oh no, Canadia is going to chastise me nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Fuck off and go back to fucking a Moose you fucking faggot.
>>66953731
>I value myself based on having more money than an arbitrary figure
>Floyd is a punk because Zukerberg made billions sitting in a chair typing
>>66954026
>bellator has introduces 3 man fights to get more viewers
>McGregor v. Kimbo Slice v. Dada 5000
Lads I miss mcbedded....
>>66953986
>tells you relevant shit
>hurr mandrama fag
Lad. Get your memeing right. I know Conor retiring has you shook but come one
Lmao McGregor failed a drug test
>>66953867
>which is peanutes compared to what ufc was giving Conor
Top kek if you think Conor ever made more than $1 million from 1 fight.
>>66950954
>mfw I clicked on the Dana White link
>>66954086
>Moose
lol at Amerifat's capitalization skills
>>66954050
>4 free
Hyped as fuck desu
>yfw mcgregor promotions 1 main event Conor v gsp for the mcgregorweight belt
>>66953914
>Diaz has a bigger crew just going to get groceries
So, I'm guessing this fight was going to be Diaz' biggest payday yet. When he finds out he only gets a fraction of the check, because the guy he beat chickened out, how mad will he be?
I have a feeling the bants are just getting started.
Hopefully, Nate can troll Goob into un-retiring. I think livestreaming an intense game of touchbutt in the park should be step #1.
How many buys would Floyd vs Conor get?
Is this even a remote possibility? I can see it making close to or even surpassing floyd/manny if built right
>>66954144
>Live from Crumlin Boxing Club
>>66954097
>dada 5000 and kimbo team up to beat the shit out of the white boy
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>>66953950
kek, that's seriously Dana's excuse? He didn't want to attend? I thought you guys were memeing
Could have thought something better up in that time surely
>>66953914
>ywn be a 7' fatass paid to walk around with celebrities for "protection"
>>66954036
>Not an actor
neither was carano, didn't stop her from getting leads
>>66954080
I know for a fact he'd get millions from Bellator and sponsor money is ridiculous. GSP is one of the most paid UFC fighters of all time literally worth more than Anderson Silva who without a doubt got more "backstage bonuses", mostly from sponsorship money.
Conor would also easily build his streak back up outside the UFC and his marketing was always 90% him anyway.
I'm glad. Goobs/Diaz 2 was wack.
Who is he fighitng next? RDA?
>>66954168
wew
>>66954139
I heard a rumor that you blew a guy behind Tim Hortons
just told my boss i'm retiring lads, what do now that im a NEET with 5k savings?
>>66954155
Nate is going to be happy regardless, beating a featherweight has reignited his career , before conor he was on that 20/20 experience and no one really cared for him, now he will at least make a milli or something.
>>66954162
Idk if Dada would ever team up with Kimbo. From what ive read here on heem ive come to an understanding that they arent fond of one another
>>66954155
Diaz already tweeted
He said I guess my work is done I'm retired too
>>66954139
I capitalized it because that animal is quite obviously your daddy
>>66954080
Dude McGregor would literally take away 1/2 of the UFC's fans....
seriously, look up the numbers before/after mcgregor
he's doubled their PPV buys
>>66954026
He could meme for Rizin and any other promotion then, but he'll face Rampage limbo
I wasn't even excited for that rematch. Hopefully now we can get a proper main event.
>leave Diaz to me sir
See you at UFC 200
this is when he retired
>>66954168
short, stubby "fighter" gets laid using this one weird trick
find out how!
>>66954215
Dont drag Tim Hortons into this
>>66954186
Good point desu, but it wouldn't be for much money surely if Conor did go into it
>>66954216
gamble it all on a horse tomorrow
>>66954267
made me kek
>>66954216
acquire centrelink, acquire slag to have children to get family benefits, acquire disability pension, acquire housing commission, acquire goon sack.
>>66954206
RDA is fighting Alvarez on FightPass
>>66954246
lol nice memey you got there :)
>>66954283
the irish answer for everything
>>66954155
Unless he did the same thing as last time asking for everything upfront in show purse
>>66954080
Bellator is backed by fucking Viacom. They could more than afford to pay Conor. If Bonnar went from 20/20 to 100k despite coming off a loss, and failed drug test and being over the hill God knows what they would give Conor
>>66954246
mr white, if you need me i can show up at ufc 200 haha, i know i'm only 19 and have a lot to learn but i would like to fight mr diaz, i wish the fight was on fight pass because fight pass is very nice too haha
>>66954216
Start a GoFundMe for booze and TacoBell
>>66954358
>mfw Diaz gets Sage to cuss
>>66954236
THE NOOMBERS DONT LIE ARIEL
MEUVEMENT AND NOOMBERS
>conor watched khabib on the weekend
>realized he will never win the belt at 155lbs
>can't cut to 145lbs anymore due to it killing him
>retire
kek
Kavanagh bringing the bants
NEW THREAD
>>66954457
>>66954457
>>66954426
>khabib looking good
what
>>66954426
More like
>get payed garbage amount for the amount of people he brings
NEW: >>66950974
>>66954358
sage is already fighting at UFC 200
>>66954399
can you actually imagine both of them going at it
it would be as weird as watching conor and dominick cruz promoing
>Mcgoof so shook by Nate that he refuses to show up to pressers now
>>66954463
perfect
>>66954426
>khabib beating a nobody was impressive
I find it incredibly hard to believe McGregor all of the sudden just refuses to do press conferences and media stuff
He has in the past traveled around the world and showed up coked out of his mind and was late and the UFC didn't have a problem
They surely would have asked him about his schedule and everyone would have been on the same page re:obligations
I mean, he would have literally signed a contract laying it all out
I don't buy it for 1 second
>>66954498
>Implying Conor is a top 5 LW
>>66954513
There are underlying reasons, obviously bud cmon
Why are the GOATs at lw all asian or part-asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. Benson Henderson
3. BJ Penn
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
>>66951211
Lies, it was the greatest thing in this sport's history.
Dana White "We Pulled Conor McGregor Out of UFC 200"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIK1RN7ZH5g&ab_channel=FancyMMA
>games the system
>retires
is he alpha /heem/?
>>66954620
>Beats midgets.
>Loses to a real man.
>Runs like a bitch and can't even show his face.
Ireland.
>>66954463
>>66954484
two fake threads fuck off
>>66954654
>autism
Canada.
>>66954668
it's the american sperg dude he's sweet
>>66954654
>brought the game to its knees
>and eventually himself
it's like poetry, it rhymes
Conor is just being careful
LADS IS ALDO VS EDGAR GOING TO BE FOR THE ACTUAL TITLE NOW? YOU CAN'T "RETIRE" AND NOT VACATE.
>>66953867
You got to factor in the fact that Dana Jew level is maximum. He had to poke and troll to get that money.
Meanwhile WWE has no problem spending money, like blowing an assload of money to get the Rock to kill 15 minutes at Wrestlemania by having him light his name on fire with a flamethrower or buying out half of the talent working in Japan just because.
>>66951124
>ebin meme xDDDDD
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