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/heem/ so i told Conor to retire
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He actually did it, the absolute madman

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>>66950954
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wut happened
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>>66954457
209 WHAT MOTHERFUCKER
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I WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSELF IF MCGOOBS DON'T COME BACK OR FIGHT FLOYD
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>>66954499
every person report this
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Think about how much power Conor has

If he went to Bellator, how many would follow?
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>>66954527
>>66954562
>p-pls use my thread g-guys
>g-g-guys?
Shut the fuck up, pussy
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I like it when the american sperg autist is here, he's one of my favourites of modern /heem/
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>UNSTOPPABLE
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>>66954457
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
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4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
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5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
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5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

NEWS:

>Benson Henderson plans to join military at age 33
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11455032/upholding-his-civic-duty-benson-henderson-plans-to-join-the-military

>GSP in talks with UFC, Reebok deal "hang up" in process
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11454098/georges-st-pierre-talking-to-ufc-more-seriously-reebok-deal-a-hang-up

>Honda Housey planned for UFC 205 return in MSG
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/rousey-targeted-for-ufcs-ny-debut-and-champ-tate-could-fight-twice-before-then

>Diego Brandado arrested on felony charges
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11455514/diego-brandao-arrested-on-felony-charges-after-allegedly-pistol

>The UFC continues to clean out its roster
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/18/11451918/ufc-fighter-cuts-masanori-kanehara-kaga-svensson-roster-contract-mma-news
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>WE'RE HERE TO TAKE OVAH
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remove khabib
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I could get cancer tomorrow and die a happy man knowing that Nate fucking Diaz is responsible for triggering the downfall of the UFC.
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I FOUGHT SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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WE DON'T NEED NO FIRE LET THE....
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>WHEN ONE OF US GOES TO WAR, WE ALL GO TO WAR
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>we will never get to see this
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I honestly don't get why /pol/ hates both degeneracy and Islam
If you had an average /pol/ack and a terrorist talk about politics outside of the context of islam they would probably agree on a lot

>hate gays
>hate overindulgence
>hate israel
>hate jews
>hate women's rights
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I PUT MY TRUST IN YOUUUUUU

PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GOOOO
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>>66958827

MOTHER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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Official McGregor Memory Survey
>Best fight?
>Best quote?
>Best tattoo?
>Best hairstyle?
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>>66958890

polturds always talk about race wars and cleansing out whole groups of people so they have a lot in common with the radical extremists, only difference is they never leave their basements.
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>>66958895
hahahhaha i laughed at that one got me in the feels
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>Nate literally killed/exposed the meme.

Conor is scared. He got hurt and realized he wasn't what he claimed to be. Fucking hilarious.
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IVE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERE
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>>66958927

WHY DON"T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
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>yfw UFC 200 is the worst PPV all year
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No more cuckposting/bullposting, penis shaming, or interracial propaganda of any kind any more in heem. I thought we were better than this. As far as I am concerned this is the best place on the web to discuss mma and Think we should hold ourselves to a higher standard

It's not even the dickscussion that trigger me it's the racism.
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>>66954522
>yfw Connor vs Dada 5000 AND Kimbo Slice
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KNEEL DOWN AND CLEAR THE STONES AND LEAVES...
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>>66958959
I CAN'T WAKE UP
AND GOT SO FAR
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>>66959027

who's ur bull tho?
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>>66959027

Unfortunately you can't be making posts like these. Be careful.
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What the fuck happened? I was busy getting my dick sucked the entire day
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>>66959006
wow lad where did that reaction come from distured have been a thing since thps2
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>>66959008
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IVE BECOME SO NUMB
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Who /Nolongercomingforthatlightweightbelt/ here?
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>>66959069
Dana won't pay Conor what he wants most likely
Dana called Conor's bluff, or Conor called Dana's bluff, who knows
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>>66959076

sorry bro, it's also a stupid lyric Down wit da Sickness
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>I wanna be so blunt they can smoke the truth
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>>66959053
>you can't be making
>can't be
You can't messing up the format like that, be serious.
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Will /heem/ be observing Sawm (صوم) this Ramadan?
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEYOLLLLL
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JUST
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>>66958890
shitskins basically
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i hope dana learns his lesson only pay fighters a pittance because if they earn too much they will just retire on your ass out of the blue in the biggest event in the promotions history

>tfw i will never complain about fighter pay again
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The real reason Conor is retiring is because he has gained 40 lbs since last month and is in a deep depression.
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>>66959139

You can't talking to me like this. Be cautious.
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>>66959164
REST INTO PIECES
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Got to keep awake to what's happening
I can't see a thing through my ambition
I no longer feel my God is watching over me
Got to tell the world we've all been dreaming
This is not the end, a new beginning
I no longer feel my God is watching over me
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McGregor bankrupt in over or under 5 years?
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IT'S IN OUR NATURE TO DESTROY OURSELVES

>tfw blood brothers lyrics is pretty deep
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>>66959183
Dana is mad motherfucker who can't wait to fuck shit up - please get a real President to run the UFAILC
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>>66959164

more like the ultimate quiting championship
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>>66959215
Just a mere puppet of the gods of just bleed
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>>66959209
ONE: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>The Biggest PPV in UFC History
seriously, can they pull some meme shit to save this at least? This is just terrible. 199 is miles better than this
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>>66959143
I think I might give it a try, if only to build some self-discipline
I doubt I'll last very long, but ritual fasting is probably a very constructive experience
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>>66959249

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
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>>66959215
what a cuck mentality...
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>>66959249
ONE: SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
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>>66959249
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>66959252

>Kelvin Gastelum
>Diego Sanchez
>Jim Miller
>Julianna Pena

baka
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>>66959221
...It's a T2 quote.
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holy shit what? Goobs retired? I wanted Diaz to beat his ass again
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>>66959252
UFC is over
Its bellator tier with mandrama

All the vintage guys are retiring and theyre being replaced with retarded nu male fighters
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>Conor goes to Bellator
>gets split decisioned by Benson Henderson
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YOUR SINS INTO ME
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How the fuck is any of this real? How the fuck is Conor gone? Remember when 2015 ended? Conor was going to replace Dana and run the UFC.

Where did it all go so wrong? How could this happen?
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The fight game is on it's belleh!
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>>66959322
SAVE ME FROM THE NOOOTHING I'VE BEEECOOOOOOOOOOOOMME
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>>66959316

nu-metal and nu-males

sounds good to me
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>>66959348
Shogun was never supposed to beat machida. Nothing has made sense since then senpai
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>>66959348
IS nICK IS PEDO?
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>>66959348
>junkies who get hit in the head a lot
>making rash decisions
pick two
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>this moment
>this exact moment
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THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAL
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what a meme to be alive boys
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>>66958959
>not naming it conor asks for a raise
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>>66959348
>Where did it all go so wrong?

Dana pushing meme fighters and valuing PPV money over title fights.
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>Conor, you want more money? What do you mean you don't want to be paid in reebok bucks?
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REMINDER TO OBSERVE FASTING AND READ THE QUR'AN THIS RAMADAN
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IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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>>66959370
That still doesn't make sense, when you stop and think about it.

How the hell did Shogun manage to repair his knees for the two Machida fights, but never again afterward?
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>>66959391
I'll never, ever forget this moment.
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>>66959391

NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND SHO
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>>66959391
>Conors life flashes before his eyes
>Just another day at the office for Nate

its beautiful really
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can someone explain the style of diaz to a non heemer? he boxes but it looks so odd. is that how boxing translates to mma?
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>>66959252
GSP vs Robbie is the only way to save it.

Bump Diaz down to the Fox lead-in and have him fight Cowboy again.
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>>66959412
I RIDE THE DIRT, I RIDE THE TIRDE FORE YOU
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Timing beats speed

Precision beats memes
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Amber Raynes dead no more Conor the Muslims are winning fuck this year God just kill me I'm ready
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>>66959252
>Everyone had a wiki page except Sage's opponent.

Literal can crusher.
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>>66959397
I actually wouldn't be surprised if Dana paid some of the fighters in Reebok merchandise.

Two sizes too big too.
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>>66959434
yes
in mma, you have to be prepared to defense kicks and takedown attempts, which requires a different style than conventional boxing
techniques like the shoulder roll also don't work in MMA because the gloves are so small
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>>66959434
It's Stockton boxing. In Stockton motherfuckers get slapped.
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>>66959392
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES?
WHERE THE DAY FLOWS?
ONLY TIME
AND WHO CAN SAY IF YOUR LOVE GROWS?
AS YOUR HEART CHOSE?
ONLY TIME
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

I.....FOCUS ON THE PAIN
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>>66959434
its volume punching

less about power and more about just constantly wearing someone down. and then he thows in a power punch every now and then to keep you scared.

its pretty standard boxing for non heavyweights who have cardio
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>>66959252
That main card has an extremely high probability of being a straight decision card.
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HEEEEEYYYYYY BAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYY
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>>66959487
*defend
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>>66959391
Someone, please, add pictures of the news talking about his retirement as if it was flashing in his mind after this punch please.
It's gonna be the ultimate meme
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>>66959512
I WANT TO HEEM YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
I WANT TO SUB YOU FROM THE INSIDE
I WANT TO HEEM YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
MY WHOLE FIGHT GAME IS FLAWED
YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD
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>>66959524

THERE AINT NO EASY WAY OUT
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>yfw connors jaw got fucking broken perma by diaz and hes been getting dropped in sparring and decided i better just quit ere ay lad

is it true? did diaz break him physcally moreso than mentally?
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>>66958866

Top kek
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>>66959434
He (Nick) literally uses this guys style;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Mendoza

Nate is actually a more refined boxer than his brother.
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>>66959524
I WANNA KNO-O-OW
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>>66959553
HEYYYY YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Alright, here is the new UFC 200 main card

JBJ vs Cormier II
GSP vs Lawler
Aldo vs Edgar
Tate vs Nunes
Northcutt vs Marin
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>>66959104
contract was already signed dipshit.
pool noodle pussy wouldn't show up
for a presser that *everyone* else
is showing up for in Vegas this
weekend. McDouche just screwed Diaz
out of millions

WARDIAZ
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>>66959576
IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL

:D
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>>66959580

STAND MY GROUND
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>>66959433
is this the future star the UFC needs, he can't even beat a c+ fighter? Oh, lads what times we live in - the UFC is dying lads, there are no stars left. Well it was fun while it lasted
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Conor is my boy
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>>66959434
He does not naturally hit hard and has incredible stamina so he just constantly hits you and doesnt let up. Most of his TKOs are due to guys getting tired and just shutting down. Or they try and take him down so he submits them as he has them hurt.
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>>66959585
Yeah this is much better. Although the buys will probably not as good.
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I think this is just a power play by Conor gone wrong tbqh.
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>>66959575
>Intelligent, charismatic but chaotic, he died at the age of 72, leaving his family in poverty.

ITS OVER
MENDOZA IS FINISHED
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>Mfw Ovince flash KO's Jones on Saturday
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IN A TREE BY THE BROOK THEIRS A SONGBIRD WHO SINGS
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DROPPING LIKE FLIES
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>>66959585
I agree with all of it except
Nate should get GSP
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>>66959512
I FOCUS ON THE MEMES

THE ONLY THING THATS REAL
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>>66959638
I would honestly consider joining up with some sort of religion at that point.
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>You just watched a man die fighting a week ago and you don't feel comfortable promoting? Ok fuck you you're fired
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>>66959638
Nope.

Eye pokes and elbows.

Eye pokes and elbows.
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>>66959664
> 100% mad

is that you Derek
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>>66959434
His style looks unorthodox but it's actually technically very sound. They leave few openings when they punch and are never out of position and control distance well. They also have killer timing, and are creative punchers

The biggest thing is they keep their eyes open and keep their head in there and don't flinch which is 80 percent of scrapping. They counter well because no matter what's coming their way they keep looking for the counter because #bigdickballs.

There shots look slow and weak but actually have lots of rotation and snap in just about everything that they throw. I think nick more than Nate will disguise a power shot behind lighter punches but the whole "putter patter shots" thing is a bullshit meme. Pitter patter shots don't get the entire mma community flailing around and gasping for breath. I think their long arms and narrow shoulders make their shots look awkward

On top of that their good strikers in an intangible way, like they have feel for it, or are just plain good at it.
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>Sage vs Nate is the new mainevent of UFC 200
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>>66959664
>Today is the day that the revolution against the UFC's kikery was ignited
>And McGregor, like some sort of Christ, was at the helm of it all.

truly awe-inspiring
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Here's a throw back to my first trip to Stockton when @nickdiaz209 smoked me out for the first time when I was 13. Happy 420 to all be safe #420 #stockton #209 #goodtimes #mma
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEZ_Q5cC232
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>>66959674
how does Dana go form being fit one week to having man titties the next? Please /heem/ tell me his secrets
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>>66959594
Saying War ____ is such a corny meme
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>>66959675

>Bones Nose
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>>66959674
you watch too much Ariel Helwani
pool noodler signed a contract
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>>66959674
He watched a guy get tkod in a fairly unimpressive fashion then found out he died later at the hospital.
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>>66959637
MENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZA.

But yea that whole catching punches on his forehead is straight out of Mendozas play book.
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>>66959707
>>66959707

On the gas
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>>66959709
You may not like it, but you gotta respect it
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>>66959700
whys that 13 yo look 35
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>>66959699

Are you going down with the ship?

>admirable, but foolish
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>>66959707
"""YOUTH CLINICS""""
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>>66959699
CONOR BLESS
HE IS RISEN AGAIN
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anyone else gassed?
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>>66959700
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BEZ_Q5cC232
RARE
A
R
E
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>>66959769

Need to get my cardio in order 2bh
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>>66959746

John looks like he just tool 8 inches up his ass and liked it
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>>66959778
wait, is that guy a tranny now?
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>>66959794
took
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Is MMA dead? Were boxingfags right? Why are so many of our fighters unpredictable fags?
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>>66959745
Being in Stockton ages people quickly
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It's pretty fuckin obvious that Conor is retiring as a way to opt out of his contract with the UFC so he can team up with Vince McMahon to make a new fighting organization, like XFC or something.

Negotiations fell through today I guess, triggering it, but Conor has been hinting at this for a long time. He's hinted that he can sell out Croke Park in Ireland. He's hinted that he'd be be bigger than the UFC.

XFC is coming.
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>>66959709
It's like the oldest mma meme

It also stands for will always root which makes it a lot less cringey
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Anyone else feel like they could have always taken Mcgregger?

>he's a tiny guy
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lads if conor basically pulls a gsp, can't he just train until his hearts content and sign again with the ufc for a multimillion dollar fight guaranteed?
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>>66959849
>Is MMA dead?
Look again. It's been dead since 1996

>Were boxingfags right?
Scratch a boxing fag, and you'll reveal a MMA fag who had his heart broken too many times

>Why are so many of our fighters unpredictable fags?
Lack of autonomy, slaving away for an organisation that doesn't love you .__.
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>>66959868
is that Baba?
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>>66959868
I could KO Jon Jones inside 10 seconds so yes
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>>66959868

4u
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>>66959849
>Why are so many of our fighters unpredictable fags?
I'm pretty sure McGregor's faggotry was predictable - it's long been known that he's a peter-puffer.
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>>66959868
Conan is literally 6'4
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>>66959856
Remember how Floydweather said he was going to go into MMA promotion?
Floyd x Conor BFFs 2016 - 2024
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>>66959920
no he's not his literally 5'9
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who /droppedUFC/ here
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>>66959920

I'm 6'5" and not the tallest in my family.
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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
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>Cuckmericans so afraid of unions they won't form a union in a job where there's effectively a monopoly and they get serious injuries constantly

YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
PLEASE GIVE ME NOT ENOUGH FOR LIFETIME INJURIES MR. WHITE SIR
I WILL LICK THE BOOT
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>>66959940
fucking manlet
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Ooh aah the meme is dead
The Manlet meme is dead
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Who is more cucked, Dana or the people that bought tickets for UFC200?
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>>66959941
AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE OH-AH-OH-AH OHHHHHH
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>>66959940

stop stealing material from 4chan conan you POS
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>>66959856
You can't opt out of a UFC contract by retiring, it goes on hold until you come out of retirement so long as they keep offering you fights.
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Could Lorenzo beat up Conor?
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>>66959978
Both
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>>66959920
Nah he's like almost 6' 6 look at him next to Shaw or anyone like that
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>>66959999
Surely the contract can be defeated in a court of law outside of The United States of America
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is rogan the only man who can save ufc 200?

is rogan schaub the money fight?
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>>66960004
He couldn't pass the drug test
He'd also have to fight at MW
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>>66959978
Tickets haven't gone on sale yet, dummy
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>>66959995

How else will I be up to date with the latest memes?
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>>66959923

HARD WORK
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has anyone seen bonnar vs griffin 2?
i'm watching some old ufc to try to cleanse my mind of this bs, downloaded ufc 62 watching now

also can some of u goofs with fightpass upload stephan bonnar vs krzysztof soszynski 1 & 2?both are spicy bangers

please help me end this suffering
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Will MMA ever be chill and comfy again? I want off this circus ride
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https://www.instagram.com/p/9_3NJfS985/

Jon Jones training with Ido Portal.
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>>66959978
tickets go on sale
next week
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>Fili got a neck tat

new worst tattoo in mma?
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>>66960054

MOVEMENT
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>>66960033
I'm just saying if they squared off in a boardroom as contract negotiations deteriorated. I imagine Conor implying he could heem everyone in the boardroom and Lorenzo getting salty about it. They'd probably make a deal and say if Lorenzo wins Conor retires and never fights again, and if Conor wins he gets Lorenzo's paycheck for a year.
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>>66960063

i'm comfy, yo
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>>66960062
>bonnar and griffin single handedly saved UFC and made the goofs multi millionaires
>they were awarded a truck or someshit and lifetime of injuries

YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
UFKEKS ARE FINISHED
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>>66960030
I would literally pay 10,000 USD to watch this live
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>>66960065
pray 4 ovince
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>>66960004
>Chicken Legs.
I would heem him via leg kicks only. Conor however can't kick.
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>>66960096
How about Rogan vs Punk?
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>>66960072
Nothing will ever beat Barão's
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>>66960072
OH MAN WHAT A MISTAKE
that nigger has a candle on his neck lmao
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>>66960065
welp, there goes that..
guess Cormier gonna kick
his ass now
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>>66960072
That's one of the worst tattoos I have seen in my entire life.
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ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead
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>>66960088
>5'11''
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>ufc 200 rolls around
>silence from mcgregor
>'main event' was a bloodbath tko by robbie lawler
>people are fairly happy with it and get out of their seats
>suddenly the arena goes pitch black
*glass shatters*
>I WAAAAS DOWWWN THE GLEN
>ONE EASTER MORN
>RANG OUT IN THE FOGGY DEW

>yfw
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>>66960004
looks like Mark Rippetoe
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>>66960117

The real money fight
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>>66960147
ah yes complete the transition to the wwe by bringing back the old guys to show up at your marquee events for nostalgia ppv buys
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>>66960170
Punk retired today you goof.
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>>66960147
Brock is a comfy NEET at heart on his ranch alone, I doubt he wants any part of this clown organization anymore
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>>66960072

>neck tat
>fucking ever

enjoy being the neck tat guy from now on, and no it's not pretentious; you tattooed your fucking neck, literally one step down from your face.
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>>66960074


TMT

The Movement Team
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>>66960190
Brock truly was the peak of the UFC.
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>>66960072
fuck that when you get to like 50 years old and have a fat head
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NOW I KNOW, ONLY I CAN STOP THE RAIN
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>>66960038

true dat, fat redheaded single moms on welfare think milhouse is a meme
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>It's a Mark Hunt v Brock Lesnar 200 UFC episode

UFC will go K1 tournament when their ratings really start to suffer, and we'll all be better for it.

Reminder: DO NOT be a fight fan until K1 grand prix tier UFC exists!
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>>66960147
>UFC 200 if everyone on twitter got what they asked for
>Brock vs Carwin 2
>Nate vs Jake Mathews
>Nate vs Charlie Brenneman
>Nate vs Cerrone 2

what else
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>>66960191
Fili spent too much time around Cody Garbrandt.
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>>66960240
Brock is a ref now. He doesn't fight.
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>>66960072
this guy is not mentally stable, he will end up like War Machine in do time. He might of been raped in his past.
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>>66960250

exactly my thoughts
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>>66960244
sage v punk
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>>66960221
ya but he'll never need a reading lamp
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>>66959999
UFC contracts are for numbers of fights, not
amounts of money. so yes, he is obligated
for however many fights he has left. but as far
as this fight a separate contract is signed for
a specific amount of money, a contract he just broke.
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can someone upload stephan bonnar vs krzysztof soszynski from ufc 110 please?

its the holy grail of mma, impossible to find
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>tfw the rest of the sporting universe mocks and laughs at our sport for this kind of shit
>ronda rousey triggered
>conor mcgregor MIA in iceland
>jon jones degenerate incarnate
>chris weidman, the only good boy champ, cucked by some chad playboy who doesn't care about MMA
>entire heavyweight division injured for all eternity
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what do you think lorenzo and dana are talking about right now?
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>>66960254
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>>66959143
>Sawm
no thanks i'm not a dirty Muslim
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>>66960072
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>>66960314
Dana: Fuck that kid he ain't shit Lorenzo, we need to let all the fighters know they suck our dick!
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>Conman McGregor

MeMeA

>>66959391

>left straight turns Conor into a panic wrestler
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>>66959433
This is what I love about this. Same at the press conference when Nate just walks by Conor without even acknowledging him.
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Does anyone else remember a guy by the name of Bjorn Rebney?
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>>66960376
>Mum why don't you ever take off your rash guard?
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>>66960376
Holy shit... A tramp stamp? Wow what a shit piece.
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>>66960072

I like it
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can somebody shop dana and conor onto this
i'll let you /heem/ me
thanks
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>>66960420
>S-sorry Mr. Diaz
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Dom and Faber interview on FS Live (8 minutes)
https://twitter.com/foxsportslive/status/722632422068604928
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>>66959707
cocaine is a hell of a drug

seriously. he probably goes on wild binges surviving off of only monsters and lifting daily and then when he comes off he just eats fast food 24/7 on the road
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>>66960449
You're crazy. Anyone ever told you that?
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dana is kill
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>>66959707
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looks like it's up to my boy to save the UFC..

WEIDPOWER
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>>66960449
Go back to prison War Machine
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>>66960072

>that tattoo when he gets old and has one of those turkey gobblers hanging from his neck
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>>66960072
looks like shit without a full body of tattoos
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