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He actually did it, the absolute madman
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>>66950954
wut happened
>>66954457
209 WHAT MOTHERFUCKER
I WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSELF IF MCGOOBS DON'T COME BACK OR FIGHT FLOYD
>>66954499
every person report this
Think about how much power Conor has
If he went to Bellator, how many would follow?
>>66954527
>>66954562
>p-pls use my thread g-guys
>g-g-guys?
Shut the fuck up, pussy
I like it when the american sperg autist is here, he's one of my favourites of modern /heem/
>UNSTOPPABLE
>>66954457
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
>Benson Henderson plans to join military at age 33
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11455032/upholding-his-civic-duty-benson-henderson-plans-to-join-the-military
>GSP in talks with UFC, Reebok deal "hang up" in process
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11454098/georges-st-pierre-talking-to-ufc-more-seriously-reebok-deal-a-hang-up
>Honda Housey planned for UFC 205 return in MSG
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/rousey-targeted-for-ufcs-ny-debut-and-champ-tate-could-fight-twice-before-then
>Diego Brandado arrested on felony charges
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11455514/diego-brandao-arrested-on-felony-charges-after-allegedly-pistol
>The UFC continues to clean out its roster
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/18/11451918/ufc-fighter-cuts-masanori-kanehara-kaga-svensson-roster-contract-mma-news
>WE'RE HERE TO TAKE OVAH
remove khabib
I could get cancer tomorrow and die a happy man knowing that Nate fucking Diaz is responsible for triggering the downfall of the UFC.
I FOUGHT SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
WE DON'T NEED NO FIRE LET THE....
>WHEN ONE OF US GOES TO WAR, WE ALL GO TO WAR
>we will never get to see this
I honestly don't get why /pol/ hates both degeneracy and Islam
If you had an average /pol/ack and a terrorist talk about politics outside of the context of islam they would probably agree on a lot
>hate gays
>hate overindulgence
>hate israel
>hate jews
>hate women's rights
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOUUUUUU
PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GOOOO
>>66958827
MOTHER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Official McGregor Memory Survey
>Best fight?
>Best quote?
>Best tattoo?
>Best hairstyle?
>>66958890
polturds always talk about race wars and cleansing out whole groups of people so they have a lot in common with the radical extremists, only difference is they never leave their basements.
>>66958895
hahahhaha i laughed at that one got me in the feels
>Nate literally killed/exposed the meme.
Conor is scared. He got hurt and realized he wasn't what he claimed to be. Fucking hilarious.
IVE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERE
>>66958927
WHY DON"T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
>yfw UFC 200 is the worst PPV all year
No more cuckposting/bullposting, penis shaming, or interracial propaganda of any kind any more in heem. I thought we were better than this. As far as I am concerned this is the best place on the web to discuss mma and Think we should hold ourselves to a higher standard
It's not even the dickscussion that trigger me it's the racism.
>>66954522
>yfw Connor vs Dada 5000 AND Kimbo Slice
KNEEL DOWN AND CLEAR THE STONES AND LEAVES...
>>66958959
I CAN'T WAKE UP
AND GOT SO FAR
>>66959027
who's ur bull tho?
>>66959027
Unfortunately you can't be making posts like these. Be careful.
What the fuck happened? I was busy getting my dick sucked the entire day
>>66959006
wow lad where did that reaction come from distured have been a thing since thps2
IVE BECOME SO NUMB
Who /Nolongercomingforthatlightweightbelt/ here?
>>66959069
Dana won't pay Conor what he wants most likely
Dana called Conor's bluff, or Conor called Dana's bluff, who knows
>>66959076
sorry bro, it's also a stupid lyric Down wit da Sickness
>I wanna be so blunt they can smoke the truth
>>66959053
>you can't be making
>can't be
You can't messing up the format like that, be serious.
Will /heem/ be observing Sawm (صوم) this Ramadan?
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEYOLLLLL
JUST
>>66958890
shitskins basically
i hope dana learns his lesson only pay fighters a pittance because if they earn too much they will just retire on your ass out of the blue in the biggest event in the promotions history
>tfw i will never complain about fighter pay again
The real reason Conor is retiring is because he has gained 40 lbs since last month and is in a deep depression.
>>66959139
You can't talking to me like this. Be cautious.
>>66959164
REST INTO PIECES
Got to keep awake to what's happening
I can't see a thing through my ambition
I no longer feel my God is watching over me
Got to tell the world we've all been dreaming
This is not the end, a new beginning
I no longer feel my God is watching over me
McGregor bankrupt in over or under 5 years?
IT'S IN OUR NATURE TO DESTROY OURSELVES
>tfw blood brothers lyrics is pretty deep
>>66959183
Dana is mad motherfucker who can't wait to fuck shit up - please get a real President to run the UFAILC
>>66959164
more like the ultimate quiting championship
>>66959215
Just a mere puppet of the gods of just bleed
>>66959209
ONE: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>The Biggest PPV in UFC History
seriously, can they pull some meme shit to save this at least? This is just terrible. 199 is miles better than this
>>66959143
I think I might give it a try, if only to build some self-discipline
I doubt I'll last very long, but ritual fasting is probably a very constructive experience
>>66959249
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>>66959215
what a cuck mentality...
>>66959249
ONE: SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
>>66959249
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>66959252
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Diego Sanchez
>Jim Miller
>Julianna Pena
baka
>>66959221
...It's a T2 quote.
holy shit what? Goobs retired? I wanted Diaz to beat his ass again
>>66959252
UFC is over
Its bellator tier with mandrama
All the vintage guys are retiring and theyre being replaced with retarded nu male fighters
>Conor goes to Bellator
>gets split decisioned by Benson Henderson
YOUR SINS INTO ME
How the fuck is any of this real? How the fuck is Conor gone? Remember when 2015 ended? Conor was going to replace Dana and run the UFC.
Where did it all go so wrong? How could this happen?
The fight game is on it's belleh!
>>66959322
SAVE ME FROM THE NOOOTHING I'VE BEEECOOOOOOOOOOOOMME
>>66959316
nu-metal and nu-males
sounds good to me
>>66959348
Shogun was never supposed to beat machida. Nothing has made sense since then senpai
>>66959348
IS nICK IS PEDO?
>>66959348
>junkies who get hit in the head a lot
>making rash decisions
pick two
>this moment
>this exact moment
THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAL
what a meme to be alive boys
>>66958959
>not naming it conor asks for a raise
>>66959348
>Where did it all go so wrong?
Dana pushing meme fighters and valuing PPV money over title fights.
>Conor, you want more money? What do you mean you don't want to be paid in reebok bucks?
REMINDER TO OBSERVE FASTING AND READ THE QUR'AN THIS RAMADAN
IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>66959370
That still doesn't make sense, when you stop and think about it.
How the hell did Shogun manage to repair his knees for the two Machida fights, but never again afterward?
>>66959391
I'll never, ever forget this moment.
>>66959391
NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND SHO
>>66959391
>Conors life flashes before his eyes
>Just another day at the office for Nate
its beautiful really
can someone explain the style of diaz to a non heemer? he boxes but it looks so odd. is that how boxing translates to mma?
>>66959252
GSP vs Robbie is the only way to save it.
Bump Diaz down to the Fox lead-in and have him fight Cowboy again.
>>66959412
I RIDE THE DIRT, I RIDE THE TIRDE FORE YOU
Timing beats speed
Precision beats memes
Amber Raynes dead no more Conor the Muslims are winning fuck this year God just kill me I'm ready
>>66959252
>Everyone had a wiki page except Sage's opponent.
Literal can crusher.
>>66959397
I actually wouldn't be surprised if Dana paid some of the fighters in Reebok merchandise.
Two sizes too big too.
>>66959434
yes
in mma, you have to be prepared to defense kicks and takedown attempts, which requires a different style than conventional boxing
techniques like the shoulder roll also don't work in MMA because the gloves are so small
>>66959434
It's Stockton boxing. In Stockton motherfuckers get slapped.
>>66959392
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES?
WHERE THE DAY FLOWS?
ONLY TIME
AND WHO CAN SAY IF YOUR LOVE GROWS?
AS YOUR HEART CHOSE?
ONLY TIME
I HURT MYSELF TODAY TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
I.....FOCUS ON THE PAIN
>>66959434
its volume punching
less about power and more about just constantly wearing someone down. and then he thows in a power punch every now and then to keep you scared.
its pretty standard boxing for non heavyweights who have cardio
>>66959252
That main card has an extremely high probability of being a straight decision card.
HEEEEEYYYYYY BAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYY
>>66959487
*defend
>>66959391
Someone, please, add pictures of the news talking about his retirement as if it was flashing in his mind after this punch please.
It's gonna be the ultimate meme
>>66959512
I WANT TO HEEM YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
I WANT TO SUB YOU FROM THE INSIDE
I WANT TO HEEM YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
MY WHOLE FIGHT GAME IS FLAWED
YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD
>>66959524
THERE AINT NO EASY WAY OUT
>yfw connors jaw got fucking broken perma by diaz and hes been getting dropped in sparring and decided i better just quit ere ay lad
is it true? did diaz break him physcally moreso than mentally?
>>66958866
Top kek
>>66959434
He (Nick) literally uses this guys style;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Mendoza
Nate is actually a more refined boxer than his brother.
>>66959524
I WANNA KNO-O-OW
>>66959553
HEYYYY YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Alright, here is the new UFC 200 main card
JBJ vs Cormier II
GSP vs Lawler
Aldo vs Edgar
Tate vs Nunes
Northcutt vs Marin
>>66959104
contract was already signed dipshit.
pool noodle pussy wouldn't show up
for a presser that *everyone* else
is showing up for in Vegas this
weekend. McDouche just screwed Diaz
out of millions
WARDIAZ
>>66959576
IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL
:D
>>66959580
STAND MY GROUND
>>66959433
is this the future star the UFC needs, he can't even beat a c+ fighter? Oh, lads what times we live in - the UFC is dying lads, there are no stars left. Well it was fun while it lasted
Conor is my boy
>>66959434
He does not naturally hit hard and has incredible stamina so he just constantly hits you and doesnt let up. Most of his TKOs are due to guys getting tired and just shutting down. Or they try and take him down so he submits them as he has them hurt.
>>66959585
Yeah this is much better. Although the buys will probably not as good.
I think this is just a power play by Conor gone wrong tbqh.
>>66959575
>Intelligent, charismatic but chaotic, he died at the age of 72, leaving his family in poverty.
ITS OVER
MENDOZA IS FINISHED
>Mfw Ovince flash KO's Jones on Saturday
IN A TREE BY THE BROOK THEIRS A SONGBIRD WHO SINGS
DROPPING LIKE FLIES
>>66959585
I agree with all of it except
Nate should get GSP
>>66959512
I FOCUS ON THE MEMES
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL
>>66959638
I would honestly consider joining up with some sort of religion at that point.
>You just watched a man die fighting a week ago and you don't feel comfortable promoting? Ok fuck you you're fired
>>66959638
Nope.
Eye pokes and elbows.
Eye pokes and elbows.
>>66959664
> 100% mad
is that you Derek
>>66959434
His style looks unorthodox but it's actually technically very sound. They leave few openings when they punch and are never out of position and control distance well. They also have killer timing, and are creative punchers
The biggest thing is they keep their eyes open and keep their head in there and don't flinch which is 80 percent of scrapping. They counter well because no matter what's coming their way they keep looking for the counter because #bigdickballs.
There shots look slow and weak but actually have lots of rotation and snap in just about everything that they throw. I think nick more than Nate will disguise a power shot behind lighter punches but the whole "putter patter shots" thing is a bullshit meme. Pitter patter shots don't get the entire mma community flailing around and gasping for breath. I think their long arms and narrow shoulders make their shots look awkward
On top of that their good strikers in an intangible way, like they have feel for it, or are just plain good at it.
>Sage vs Nate is the new mainevent of UFC 200
>>66959664
>Today is the day that the revolution against the UFC's kikery was ignited
>And McGregor, like some sort of Christ, was at the helm of it all.
truly awe-inspiring
Here's a throw back to my first trip to Stockton when @nickdiaz209 smoked me out for the first time when I was 13. Happy 420 to all be safe #420 #stockton #209 #goodtimes #mma
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEZ_Q5cC232
>>66959674
how does Dana go form being fit one week to having man titties the next? Please /heem/ tell me his secrets
>>66959594
Saying War ____ is such a corny meme
>>66959675
>Bones Nose
>>66959674
you watch too much Ariel Helwani
pool noodler signed a contract
>>66959674
He watched a guy get tkod in a fairly unimpressive fashion then found out he died later at the hospital.
>>66959637
MENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZA.
But yea that whole catching punches on his forehead is straight out of Mendozas play book.
>>66959707
>>66959707
On the gas
>>66959709
You may not like it, but you gotta respect it
>>66959700
whys that 13 yo look 35
>>66959699
Are you going down with the ship?
>admirable, but foolish
>>66959707
"""YOUTH CLINICS""""
>>66959699
CONOR BLESS
HE IS RISEN AGAIN
anyone else gassed?
>>66959700
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BEZ_Q5cC232
RARE
A
R
E
>>66959769
Need to get my cardio in order 2bh
>>66959746
John looks like he just tool 8 inches up his ass and liked it
>>66959778
wait, is that guy a tranny now?
>>66959794
took
Is MMA dead? Were boxingfags right? Why are so many of our fighters unpredictable fags?
>>66959745
Being in Stockton ages people quickly
It's pretty fuckin obvious that Conor is retiring as a way to opt out of his contract with the UFC so he can team up with Vince McMahon to make a new fighting organization, like XFC or something.
Negotiations fell through today I guess, triggering it, but Conor has been hinting at this for a long time. He's hinted that he can sell out Croke Park in Ireland. He's hinted that he'd be be bigger than the UFC.
XFC is coming.
>>66959709
It's like the oldest mma meme
It also stands for will always root which makes it a lot less cringey
Anyone else feel like they could have always taken Mcgregger?
>he's a tiny guy
lads if conor basically pulls a gsp, can't he just train until his hearts content and sign again with the ufc for a multimillion dollar fight guaranteed?
>>66959849
>Is MMA dead?
Look again. It's been dead since 1996
>Were boxingfags right?
Scratch a boxing fag, and you'll reveal a MMA fag who had his heart broken too many times
>Why are so many of our fighters unpredictable fags?
Lack of autonomy, slaving away for an organisation that doesn't love you .__.
>>66959868
is that Baba?
>>66959868
I could KO Jon Jones inside 10 seconds so yes
>>66959849
>Why are so many of our fighters unpredictable fags?
I'm pretty sure McGregor's faggotry was predictable - it's long been known that he's a peter-puffer.
>>66959868
Conan is literally 6'4
>>66959856
Remember how Floydweather said he was going to go into MMA promotion?
Floyd x Conor BFFs 2016 - 2024
>>66959920
no he's not his literally 5'9
who /droppedUFC/ here
>>66959920
I'm 6'5" and not the tallest in my family.
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>Cuckmericans so afraid of unions they won't form a union in a job where there's effectively a monopoly and they get serious injuries constantly
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
PLEASE GIVE ME NOT ENOUGH FOR LIFETIME INJURIES MR. WHITE SIR
I WILL LICK THE BOOT
>>66959940
fucking manlet
Ooh aah the meme is dead
The Manlet meme is dead
Who is more cucked, Dana or the people that bought tickets for UFC200?
>>66959941
AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE OH-AH-OH-AH OHHHHHH
>>66959940
stop stealing material from 4chan conan you POS
>>66959856
You can't opt out of a UFC contract by retiring, it goes on hold until you come out of retirement so long as they keep offering you fights.
Could Lorenzo beat up Conor?
>>66959978
Both
>>66959920
Nah he's like almost 6' 6 look at him next to Shaw or anyone like that
>>66959999
Surely the contract can be defeated in a court of law outside of The United States of America
is rogan the only man who can save ufc 200?
is rogan schaub the money fight?
>>66960004
He couldn't pass the drug test
He'd also have to fight at MW
>>66959978
Tickets haven't gone on sale yet, dummy
>>66959995
How else will I be up to date with the latest memes?
>>66959923
HARD WORK
has anyone seen bonnar vs griffin 2?
i'm watching some old ufc to try to cleanse my mind of this bs, downloaded ufc 62 watching now
also can some of u goofs with fightpass upload stephan bonnar vs krzysztof soszynski 1 & 2?both are spicy bangers
please help me end this suffering
Will MMA ever be chill and comfy again? I want off this circus ride
https://www.instagram.com/p/9_3NJfS985/
Jon Jones training with Ido Portal.
>>66959978
tickets go on sale
next week
>Fili got a neck tat
new worst tattoo in mma?
>>66960054
MOVEMENT
>>66960033
I'm just saying if they squared off in a boardroom as contract negotiations deteriorated. I imagine Conor implying he could heem everyone in the boardroom and Lorenzo getting salty about it. They'd probably make a deal and say if Lorenzo wins Conor retires and never fights again, and if Conor wins he gets Lorenzo's paycheck for a year.
>>66960063
i'm comfy, yo
>>66960062
>bonnar and griffin single handedly saved UFC and made the goofs multi millionaires
>they were awarded a truck or someshit and lifetime of injuries
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
UFKEKS ARE FINISHED
>>66960030
I would literally pay 10,000 USD to watch this live
>>66960065
pray 4 ovince
>>66960004
>Chicken Legs.
I would heem him via leg kicks only. Conor however can't kick.
>>66960096
How about Rogan vs Punk?
>>66960072
Nothing will ever beat Barão's
>>66960072
OH MAN WHAT A MISTAKE
that nigger has a candle on his neck lmao
>>66960065
welp, there goes that..
guess Cormier gonna kick
his ass now
>>66960072
That's one of the worst tattoos I have seen in my entire life.
ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead ufc is dead
>>66960088
>5'11''
>ufc 200 rolls around
>silence from mcgregor
>'main event' was a bloodbath tko by robbie lawler
>people are fairly happy with it and get out of their seats
>suddenly the arena goes pitch black
*glass shatters*
>I WAAAAS DOWWWN THE GLEN
>ONE EASTER MORN
>RANG OUT IN THE FOGGY DEW
>yfw
>>66960004
looks like Mark Rippetoe
>>66960117
The real money fight
>>66960147
ah yes complete the transition to the wwe by bringing back the old guys to show up at your marquee events for nostalgia ppv buys
>>66960170
Punk retired today you goof.
>>66960147
Brock is a comfy NEET at heart on his ranch alone, I doubt he wants any part of this clown organization anymore
>>66960072
>neck tat
>fucking ever
enjoy being the neck tat guy from now on, and no it's not pretentious; you tattooed your fucking neck, literally one step down from your face.
>>66960074
TMT
The Movement Team
>>66960190
Brock truly was the peak of the UFC.
>>66960072
fuck that when you get to like 50 years old and have a fat head
NOW I KNOW, ONLY I CAN STOP THE RAIN
>>66960038
true dat, fat redheaded single moms on welfare think milhouse is a meme
>It's a Mark Hunt v Brock Lesnar 200 UFC episode
UFC will go K1 tournament when their ratings really start to suffer, and we'll all be better for it.
Reminder: DO NOT be a fight fan until K1 grand prix tier UFC exists!
>>66960147
>UFC 200 if everyone on twitter got what they asked for
>Brock vs Carwin 2
>Nate vs Jake Mathews
>Nate vs Charlie Brenneman
>Nate vs Cerrone 2
what else
>>66960191
Fili spent too much time around Cody Garbrandt.
>>66960240
Brock is a ref now. He doesn't fight.
>>66960072
this guy is not mentally stable, he will end up like War Machine in do time. He might of been raped in his past.
>>66960250
exactly my thoughts
>>66960244
sage v punk
>>66960221
ya but he'll never need a reading lamp
>>66959999
UFC contracts are for numbers of fights, not
amounts of money. so yes, he is obligated
for however many fights he has left. but as far
as this fight a separate contract is signed for
a specific amount of money, a contract he just broke.
can someone upload stephan bonnar vs krzysztof soszynski from ufc 110 please?
its the holy grail of mma, impossible to find
>tfw the rest of the sporting universe mocks and laughs at our sport for this kind of shit
>ronda rousey triggered
>conor mcgregor MIA in iceland
>jon jones degenerate incarnate
>chris weidman, the only good boy champ, cucked by some chad playboy who doesn't care about MMA
>entire heavyweight division injured for all eternity
what do you think lorenzo and dana are talking about right now?
>>66959143
>Sawm
no thanks i'm not a dirty Muslim
>>66960314
Dana: Fuck that kid he ain't shit Lorenzo, we need to let all the fighters know they suck our dick!
>Conman McGregor
MeMeA
>>66959391
>left straight turns Conor into a panic wrestler
>>66959433
This is what I love about this. Same at the press conference when Nate just walks by Conor without even acknowledging him.
Does anyone else remember a guy by the name of Bjorn Rebney?
>>66960376
>Mum why don't you ever take off your rash guard?
>>66960376
Holy shit... A tramp stamp? Wow what a shit piece.
>>66960072
I like it
can somebody shop dana and conor onto this
i'll let you /heem/ me
thanks
>>66960420
>S-sorry Mr. Diaz
Dom and Faber interview on FS Live (8 minutes)
https://twitter.com/foxsportslive/status/722632422068604928
>>66959707
cocaine is a hell of a drug
seriously. he probably goes on wild binges surviving off of only monsters and lifting daily and then when he comes off he just eats fast food 24/7 on the road
>>66960449
You're crazy. Anyone ever told you that?
dana is kill
looks like it's up to my boy to save the UFC..
WEIDPOWER
>>66960449
Go back to prison War Machine
>>66960072
>that tattoo when he gets old and has one of those turkey gobblers hanging from his neck
>>66960072
looks like shit without a full body of tattoos
>>66960521
dat posture
good body though i expect its all roids
>>66960521
Does the average American guy shave their chest?
is conor mcgregor the dave chappelle of mma?
Holy shit did you guys see the big news?
>>66960576
wax actually
>>66960576
i do in the summers because i live in California and i have hairy ape barbarian genetics.
>>66960536
>Implying being old with a turkey gobbler looks good with or without a tattoo.
He wanted this tattoo when he was young and looked good so he got it. The whole "when you're elderly" thing is fucking gay. Who looks good then and who gives a fuck?
UFC 200 won't break 700k buys, screencap this
>>66960576
they cut their fucking dicks off for the fuck of it, whats a little hair after that?
>>66960612
>old men dont look good
u wot
(no homo)
does that mean frankie will finally get the belt ?
>>66960576
Yes, shaving is in now apparently.
>>66960442
yep
old ceo of lelator, right?
name fights /heem/ should re-watch and score together:
gsp vs hendricks
Fresh Cruz and Faber
https://amp.twimg.com/v/f5078961-e13d-44d0-8b5d-3011be0d7da4
this has been the biggest pie to the face a fighter has ever given dana.
this is glorious.
>>66960612
>He wanted this tattoo when he was young and looked good
oxymoron you don't look good with tattoos
>>66960645
It means Featherweight gets cucked back to the realm of who cares
>>66960645
It means he loses a split to Aldo and drops a weight class to go beat Cruz. Then loses another split decision.
>>66960612
this. you don't look good when you're 60 or are trying to attract women at 60
he was supposed to be the new GOAT
he was supposed to move up beat jon
god damn it big cock man CHRIS IS STILL MY BOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IULX7Qv8bHU
>>66960663
Lawler-Condit
Cruz-Dillashaw
Hunt vs Bigfoot 1
>>66960673
I know people are giving Conor a lot of shit because /heem/ hates Conor but seriously, Conor's completely fucked the biggest card of all time up. Dana on suicide watch. It was basically all about Conor anyway, all the rest of the fights are shit.
>>66960704
>He may be a man, but he's still my boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iM90U2uYs&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl08dD8QvgReASxWni8icpdE&index=29
DANA VS ORTIZ FOR UFC 200 JUST READ THIS ON FACEBOOK BJ PENN AND MMA NEWS
GOOGLE IT GUYS ITS LEGIT
ORTIZ HIT UP DANA AND THEY BOTH AGREED
MAKES SENSE CONSIDERING DANA IS ACTUALLY A PURPLE BELT IN BJJ AND KNOWS HOW TO BOX
>>66960761
lel
>>66959391
I'll never stop saying that this punch rung his bell so good that he immediately started questiong his decisions leading up to that fight. He doesn't look in pain....he looks somber, Hello darkness my old friend indeed.
>>66960704
>this time was prime comfy heem time
>>66960757
thumbs up if your from heem on four chan ;)
>>66960792
He looks somber because he's fucking halfway unconscious.
>>66960442
Yep. His dad was the famous Angry RV Salesman from that one video that was famous in like the early 2000s
>>66960836
That's the best time for self-reflection though.
>>66960792
You've never been in a fight before, have you?
>>66959435
Gsp vs nate desu
>>66959480
hes goat like fedor haha
>>66960721
lawler vs hendricks I & II
LET ME TALK YOU THE WRONG WAY OFF THE LEDGE
good night, sweet prince
>>66960866
Get in my gaurd and find out.
>>66959391
>my face hurts
>my bodies cold
>i want to go eat a potatoe and drink a potatoe juice
>when is this over
>am i still the best fighter in the world
>what time is it
>have i won yet
>why is this guy still here
>>66960704
where did it all go so wrong lads?
FUCK YOU LUKE CHAD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
HE WAS MY BOY
>>66960890
Do you immediately lay down on your back and call people to you in a fight?
>>66960889
It started out so beautiful
Holy shit brand new ufc 200 card just confirmed by Ariel Helwani:
GSP vs Cm Punk
Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs Angela Magana
Artem Lobov vs Jose Aldo
Cyborg vs Rin Nakai
Cody Pfister vs Michael Chiesa
Mark Hunt vs Walt Harris
Anthony Johnson vs Lil Nog 2
Ian Entwistle vs TJ Dillashaw
Camozzi vs Jacare 3
Khabib vs Drew Dober
POST YFW 209 ENDED LADDIE'S CAREER
WHO HERE /ACTUALLY STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER/, WE DID IT LADS
>>66960617
>Getting their penises mutilated at birth, then agressively defend why it's the right thing to do.
Best part is when american women come into the discussion and talk like they have a say.
Definition of cucks tbhonestfamalam.
>>66960924
Do you not?
i wanted super fights
i wanted connor to win and then beat RDA and beat the winner of aldo vs fronkie
i just wanted another legend
and now he has gone and quit over what fucking money
its about glory and being a legend its not about money
connor you will always be remembered as a boy who bitched out because you didn't get that extra mill or some shit
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0brVc1094
>Mcgregger was cageside
Did this factor into his decision?
>>66960952
kek
>>66960993
that didn't even look that bad, how do you die from that?
>kek @ GSP in the pic
>>66960993
yep he bitched out because he was scurred of dieing
>>66959391
brain dahmuge aint woorth it yeh
>>66960926
It seems like yesterday
>mfw bjj ended the biggest UFC hype ever
>you also now remember Murr bjjing Lesnar on the first fight
>>66961022
He could have come into the fight with some concussions or weigh issues which is more likely
>>66961044
>I want to hurt people
>I don't want to get hurt
>there will never be a card in Ireland
>no more Irish fans
>no more dank memes
I'm starting to crash from the high of this meme lads
>>66960992
>its about glory and being a legend its not about money
conor is living lavish, kid
>>66961022
Sometimes getting heemed causes bleeding in the brain, which is always a critical condition.
>>66961087
BJJ? Are you fucking retarded?
>>66961094
That's true and most likely the case I hope anyway.
[ISIS intensifies]
>>66961118
Yeah but that didn't look so bad, did it?
>>66961096
is a completely rational and common thought
>>66961112
but he won't be remembered a hundred years from now like silva and jones will
>pic very related
t bh Conor should come out and talk mad shit about the UFC and talk about unions and uniting fighters.
He is the only one that can make that happen
so i'm thinking conors earlier tweet today meant he was retiring after ufc 200. wake up just now to this shit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1D5jJqKXNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIK1RN7ZH5g
fuck
>>66961180
Sure for the regular person not fighting for a living.
I should have worded it to say so I guess.
>>66961200
>unions
Bob Arum pls go ruin another sport
>>66961206
i've seen it in other sports in particular team sports
where a player thinks he is bigger than the club and then he needs to get checked and club suspends him and realises he isn't as big as he thought
>>66961215
(rational/intelligent) fighters dont want to get hurt either
stand and bang like that red haired manlet who is dying? or enjoy life
>>66961206
>He didn't want to do the press conference
Nate got that potatonigger shook
>>66960178
>>66960190
kek good posts
>>66961247
Lawler is a perfect example of what I mean, he's literally willing to die to prove he's the best. I understand that's retarded in the bigger picture.
How do you feel about connor being pulled from UFC 200?
>>66961273
suicidal
>>66961273
dont care, that rematch didnt make any sense
>>66961273
>How do you feel about connor being pulled from UFC 200?
>>66961226
It needs to happen tho.
It's gonna happen sooner of later
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2629069-white-on-ufc-200-fight-card-minds-will-be-blown-co-main-still-unannounced
>tfw your mind is blown as UFC 200 ends up being the least impressive card of the year
>>66961378
the only thing that can blow my mind is K1 grandprix
I hope Mark Hunt gets thrown in there though.
Conor is on steroids and failed a USADA test.
https://mobile.twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/722581844043161602
What Conor's coach just posted
>>66961413
ur on steroids
Today feels unreal
I dont think Conor has retired but he's not fighting for a while
>>66961443
Says you, tiny.
>>66961443
>>66961451
>Canacuck's arguing
>>66961441
What did he mean by this?
>>66961464
LOLBUD
>>66961413
that would be hilarious
>>66961441
so its about fucking ego
fuck connor CYA MATE you will be forgotten real niggers keep fighting
see dan henderson
>>66961413
weed and triathlons > steroids and "movement"
>>66961273
quite satisfied really. the rematch was frustrating as fuck and unnecessary. and I'm not really interested in seeing him destroy any more featherweights. so good riddance.
>>66961485
truer words never spoken
>>66961273
sad because we miss out on a potentially good fight but i don't care that much so long as we get something decent to replace it as well as a nice matchup for nate.
i'm not buying into this shit too heavily though just look at the attention it brings, definitely solid chances of this just blowing over and the fight being rescheduled
>>66961481
>this vodkanigger who always shits on based goob
you're a real fag m8. fedor was a shit fighter and always will be.
>>66961493
OH SHIT
POST THIS ON REDDIT
NOW
>The shitty of Ireland
>>66961525
and he always wants people to fight for 'honour' instead of 'money'
drives me mental tbqh senpai
i'm watching early ufc and everyone is roided to the gils everyone is as stocky as they can be for the weight class and being long and lanky isn't the norm
its kind of cool
>>66961493
what am I looking at here?
USADA may have popped McGoober for roids, lads.
Imagine that shit for a moment. You're a star of the sport who praises "clean fighting" and you get BTFO by some pot head without a training camp. That shit has got to sting.
>>66961378
one of the worst cards ever. Honestly
Who gives a fuck about a rematch with frankie and aldo? Who gives a fuck about Tate vs a literal who? Who gives a fuck about a card without McGregor? UFC is too fucking cheap to pay him 10 mil when he'd bring in 25 mil atleast. That card in order to be saved needed:
>Conor to stay or fight Dos Anjos for LW belt
>Ronda vs Cyborg
>JBJ vs Cormier 2
>GSP vs Lawler
>BJ Penn vs can or CM punk
>Fedor vs Cain
>Aldo vs California Manlet
>Anderson vs Lyoto or Shogun
>Sage vs can
>>66961526
he probably got it from there
>>66961541
>wants prize fights
fuck off, you're killing MMA slowly but surely with your faggotry
how effective would big boss or les enfants terribles be in the UFC?
i think we'd have a quad weight champ
>>66961541
>>66961525
fedor is still fighting
i never said being a prizefighter was a bad thing but it shouldn't always be all about that
when you earn enough money it becomes more than just a pay day and connor definitely falls into the category
i'm just bummed because he legitimately had a chance at greatness but now he has thrown it all away over money and being scurred
>>66961493
>contact saved as "Conor Trouble"
...?
>>66961273
The rematch never made sense to me, it was pointless. I still want to see him fight RDA though. Fight Diaz at lightweight at a later date. If he loses again, Diaz just has his number.
>Some /heem/posters, maybe even just one of them, died before they could live in a post McMeme world
sad desu
>>66961550
>lol look at all these has beens failing in the post-USADA era! not even filthy brazillians juice, look at the body on vitor lmao!
>CONORS CASUALLY ON THE GAS PHAM
i'm blue da ba dee da ba da-ee
>Conor's tweets do more buys than a DJ ppv
>>66961570
Venom would be awful, Big Boss would be like Conor, king of beating up manlets and half starved slavs. Solid Snake would be champion of all weight classes
>>66961590
These are the thoughts that give me the willpower to live a clean lifestyle and train hard.
>>66961570
Probably not very since Volgin kicked his ass by sheer size alone and he got beaten by a woman in a fist fight.
>>66961586
Conor made the decision to have the rematch.
does it make sense now?
what if the wrestlefucking era returns with GSP headlining the event lads
>>66961607
>Solid Snake would be champion of all weight classes
my nigger
>>66961622
yes it does you've enlightened me lad
>>66961561
i got it from /heem/ you bully
https://twitter.com/superCalo/status/722646056203366401
>>66961606
Conor lost most of that when he tapped and he'll lose even more when he gets heemed at 200, if he shows up.
Jon Jones is a better comparison than MM, unless size is all you're looking at.
>>66961644
>the mexican mr.freeze
So what are the official songs of the Conor retirement playlist?
>>66961569
its funny but if you watched shamrock vs gracie
i remember shamrock in the post fight interview saying that he really wanted it
it wasn't about money it was about legacy he really wanted it
>>66961466
The song is about how people try to shut down eminems music, but they can't stop him because the controversy makes him more popular to kids.... This whole thing with McGregor retiring made him more famous his tweet even surpassing Kobes twit about his retirement, and that the ufc can't destroy him by making him not talk. Or that the ufc want him to be this controversial figuer. Either way it's about him having a upper hand which he does in negotiations. I think he should leave ufc for Bellator because Dana tends to hold grudges and would try to destroy his image just like he did with Tito
>>66961673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>66961673
There is only one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDOL7iY8kfo
>>66961673
Have to keep it Irish after all.
He plays this 24/7 while sitting in a body temperature bath with a razor blade and a bottle of Jameson, mustering up the courage to end it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
I guess watching that lad die in the ring fucked conor up
>>66961673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo
>>66961708
He already knows what it's like to die in the ring, though
>>66961673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ
>>66961644
Pshh damn straight was thinking same thing
>>66961703
great tune
>>66961673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOnG4BzRzPs
>>66961673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbFg3rE-nsk
THE official anthem
>>66961735
I remember what happened the last time OJ gave that stare to a drug addicted white woman.
>>66961755
What did she mean by this?
>>66961766
"I'm a coalburner"
after this can Dana really save the face of UFC?
he would have to have an amazing Main card.
Diaz vs Diaz !!!
FUCKING DO IT !!
>>66958918
>all dat projection
>>66961766
This was recently after she got sponsered by Reebok; she loves shoes and got a bunch from the company.
GSP should be FORCED to rematch with Hendricks upon return.
>>66961814
They'd both be off the gas so the fight would be shiet.
>>66961673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaSVkb_XLt4
>>66961826
GSP can afford undetectables
INSPIRATIONAL
>>66961673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M53FcPoWtA
>>66961814
hendricks just got meme'd on by some kid spamming kicks lad GSP would dismiss that fight on that reason alone
>>66961855
this is a lie
>>66961826
>Hendricks roiding
Yeah, no
>>66961867
says a kiwi
>>66961779
>all dat buttmad
>>66961874
This is not true.
>>66960443
i kek'd, have a (You)
>>66961871
kek okay
>no difference between GSP Hendricks(Pre-USADA) and Wonderboy(Post)
>>66961874
i'd heem you
>>66961855
>>66961867
BJJ lessons are FAR more expensive than burritos.
>>66961891
Wonderbra is no joke, Hendricks should have fought Roy instead and titleshot for Thompson
>>66961905
Also BJJ will expend a shit ton of energy. Probably just making him hungrier
This was the only was to get gsp back, it was all a ploy
>>66961916
Hendricks looked like complete shit he made Wonderboy look like a world beater.
>he was off the gas
>>66961273
bad bc i REALLY wanted to see Nate humiliate him again
>>66961892
BRING IT ON M8E
>>66961891
ye not much just bout 3 fuckin years incl. two savage matches with blood orc
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I am rearranging
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I was slowly changing
>>66961905
A lot of lower end community type places do them for free if you look hard enough. That's how I got into judo.
>>66961937
>two savage matches with blood orc
He did take a lot of Robbie Lawler punches and that's not good.
>>66961905
>what are community centres
>what is having a few cheeky rolls at the end of class since you're there with your paying brother
>>66961925
Hendricks got caught by spinning memeshit, nobody fights like Thompson. Condit did nothing to Hendricks which some would say is very similar fighter
/b/ what does it mean to be heemd?
>>66961937
i forgot to mention his laughable weight cutting issues >>66961925
>>66961935
Fucking epic gif
>>66961954
He didn't manhandle Thompson in the clinch like he should have. He looked slow.
>>66961942
>judo
olympic sports gets gov't subsidies for gyms and what not.
unfortunately, bjj is not an olympic sport.
having said that, i both get and agree with your point.
>>66961965
Because Thompson is a beast, and teaches kids memekicks
>>66961957
fanks babe, i missed that
NO HUMAN CONTACT
>conor retires without defending his belt at least once
that's a bit anticlimatic
>>66961942
>>66961953
>a Gracie teaching anyone ever for cheap
Also, judo is cheap and doesn't have a history of hating poor people.
>>66961977
Also Big Rigg was out of gas.
>>66961965
the fight lasted like 2 fucking minutes and wonderboy kept range...
>>66961958
come here kid and i'll show you
>>66958890
is he fighting Drew McFedries?
>>66961986
He literally had Wonderboy up against the cage, shoulder to hips, grabbing for feet.
When will Conor talk to the media again?
>>66961958
you're about to find out lad
must not surrender my god to anyone
or this body will become carrion
All fields will be filled with sage.
>>66961974
Fair point.
>>66961983
You got me there.
There's a 10th planet gym near me that's relatively cheap I've been meaning to check out.
>>66961637
Give me one reason why Solid Snake isn't John Cena.
>>66962016
Hey /heem/, have you ever noticed that sage has a massive giraffe neck? No wonder he got subbed, that looks like a prime choke target
>>66961996
hendricks is a fantastic wrestler and all but no one has a fucking 100 percent completion ratio of attempts to completions.
i think theres something fishy mostly directed at weightcutting (hendricks didnt even get heemd he just gave the fuck up) but to say he's on the gas... i see very little evidence. was cowboy on the gas up until the rda fight? why single out hendricks?
>>66958897
He wasn't around long enough to make an impression.
I like the haircut GSP had whilst he defended his title for NINE FUCKING YEARS. And I liked when he said he wasn't impressed with Matt Hughes performance, not because it was good trash talk but because it was his one and only attempt at trash talk. He was a champ who let his fighting do the talking and Conor was a self-promoting loudmouth whose reach exceeded his grasp, and is soon to be forgotten.
>>66962039
maybe he's accentuating his neck muscles while he poses and that makes it look longer
[spoiler]nope[/spoiler]
JBJ - Round 1 (Sub)
>Conor officially officially retires
Now I understand why Conor's coach essentially committed suicide by insulting Muslims recently. He knows his cash cow is going bye bye.
>>66961273
sad for Aldo and Edgar
>>66962034
david (solid) is canonically 5'10 and not a 200lbs+ nfl player lookalike
>>66962039
I can't unsee it now.
>>66962041
>hendricks is a fantastic wrestler
go on
>>66962041
His performance in particular has stood out to me since USADA.
>no one has a fucking 100 percent completion ratio of attempts to completions.
Of course not but Hendricks was fresh and that's obviously his gameplan, that takedown should have been no problem for him.
Not only was it a problem, he couldn't get in range for a second attempt.
>>66962039
the baked face making him look 30 years older than he is, the heart disease from the roids, take care of yourself, Tom of Finland model.
>>66962056
How do you explain the rampant underdogging paired with invincibility?
>>66961690
>>66961692
>>66961703
>>66961721
>>66961726
>>66961753
>>66961754
>>66961834
>>66961861
I'm liking it so far, but should we have some more slow & mopey songs on there?
daily reminder that this man is the man that ended the McGoob freight train
>>66962098
Is Nate Diaz the Guile of MMA /heem/?
Is it really that hard to understand what happened?
>dana: come to the media day
>conor: no I'm training
>dana: fine you're off the card
>conor: fine I quit
End of story.
>>66962070
could it just be that wonderboy was a bad matchup? that he has good takedown defense and is good keeping range?
when hendricks feels that the takedown will be difficult he reverts to boxing to get his big power punch in, when he did that he realized wonderpedo was far too awkward to box with and quickly succumbed to the kids sick striking. just another mma fight. win some lose some.
if it went a full round or it would be worth analyzing but you cant tell shit from 2 minutes of geting JUSTed by a bad matchup
>>66962109
at this very moment nate is slamming bags at the gym raging "PUSSY ASS MUDDAHFUCKER!!!"
>>66962114
Apparently Goobs said it wasn't just the one presser but they wanted him to do another mini world tour.
For what it's worth.
>>66962101
lol
>>66962114
nobody believes it's that simple, let alone you.
>>66962125
source that please
>>66962121
Thats hot. would trade pokemon with
>>66962120
>could it just be that wonderboy was a bad matchup? that he has good takedown defense and is good keeping range?
Hendricks took GSP down numerous times yet had Wonderboy trapped against the cage, hands on his feet and still loses him.
Yes, maybe Wonderboy has Lawler tier TDD with his own tier of striking, sure seems that way if Hendricks hasn't changed.
it was the coke that retired him!
Post your boys and their theme tunes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCoJz6SndFc
god damnit why is nate such a G
>>66961814
Fuck that,Hendricks is now a meme
Who is the loneliest fighter?
>>66962159
Remember that time this shit started tending on reddit kek
>>66962165
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL AND I
WON'T BACK DOWN
I feel sad.
https://twitter.com/teruto_ko/status/722662433219854338
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan---live-april-23rd-on-ufc-fight-pass
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan-1
Another day, another FitePass acquisition
>>66962165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX3nAgr1ZDQ
Forever my boy
>>66960521
jesus what a faggot
Dana ever pictured with a woman he's attracted to?
It's like JJ Watt....all that money and fame and 0 bitches
like who the fuck do you lift for Dana if you ain't got no bitches around you? this nigga fucking nick the tooth in the ass while nick wears elizabeth taylor sunglasses
>>66962189
We'll have a cuddle and cry ok?
>>66962183
>going on a fucking reality show to find a wife in mid life crisis
>forced bromance with fat black dicksucking manlet
>every shot of him attending an event he's by himself or some completely random fighter
>>66962201
>dick irl with zero sense of humor.
>>66959755
When Conor inevitably gets offered enough money to fight again, I hope this Conor/Christ meme gets out of hand
>>66962133
read the top twitter tweets about it
some dude has it in 3 tweets
I saw it as well
mcgregor wanted mo money for a mini world tour and dana said "fuck u goof" and mcgregor said "hahaha faggot enjoy ur manlet card"
>>66960250
They are eskimo bros after all. They both banged a monkey (PVZ).
...TAM probably ran a train on her. Why else would big time mma pros waste their time on getting some ditz to the ufc?
>>66962159
Is his gf a cuck?
>>66960992
He was a meme master. I wanted to see how far he could take it. I wanted to see him make the ufc bend to his will and bring more power to the fighters.
I wish I had a Conor plushie to snuggle with,,,
>>66962183
Jason "Strange Brew" Thacker, if you count him as a fighter
>>66961022
You know nothing about the central nervous system do you?
>>66961673
Play this as he slowly walks away from the camera down the hall of UFC Headquarters
![hpOICqU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JGK7Djk.jpg "hpOICqU[1]")
![1432201469652[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YOgoHsr.jpg "1432201469652[1]")
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