/heem/ Dana on suicide watch Edition
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NEWS:
>Conor retires
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/19/11463016/conor-mcgregor-tweets-that-he-has-decided-to-retire-young
>Honda return targeted for UFC 205 in MSG
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/14/11435804/ronda-rousey-eyes-octagon-return-ufc-205-nov-12-new-york-madison-square-garden-mma
So, now what?
>>66962216
I don't know... is it over? It's over, isn't it...
>>66962216
Add the coming concussion lawsuits and we have...UFC BANKRUPTCY!
If conors gone im done with this sport
THIS IS THE END
BEAUTIFUL FRIEND
>>66962218
not yet, I hear there's a plan to bring back Pedro Rizzo and Tank Abbott.
yeah, it's over
Business idea:
Oculus Rift sparring to lengthen mma careers by 4-6 years and reduce the negative effects of head trauma in their post-fighting life
This will become the norm in 3-5 years and will be spearheaded by Might Mouse.
DJ will be ahead of the curve and get a Facebook+Xbox+Twitch sponsorship deal
He will stream sparring sessions to 13 year olds and cash in on all them sweet adhdbux to become the highest earning fighter of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLOlXozCzjk
cap this post cuz I predict deez tings
>>66962223
Nah, not unless the UFC has been supressing info as well.
This means Aldo vs Frankie is for the vacant title, right?
>>66962232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJyuTPkVOA
I love it
>>66962231
Well... it was an honour following this sport with you, my /heem/ friends
Been fun brothas, see you all on the other side
do you think dana is somewhere slamming liquor contemplating his life and calling conor to give him the 10 million
When /heem/ dies, where will you lads go then?
>tfw it's back to those once in a blue moon /box/ threads for me
Irish flags are kill?
>>66962254
RARE
A
R
E
>>66962239
why would UFC do anything nice?
Sanchez-Lauzon should be the main event of UFC 200.
Cowardly Ireland BTFO
What a time to be alive, lads.
/heem/ was here before mcgregger
So is he confirmed retired or he just working the marks, trying to jew Dana?
>>66962267
maeouvement
>>66962277
i thought it was made after 189, thats when i came anyway
>>66962233
dude they have
also the steroids + concussions
if they are able to prove the UFC knew fighters were taking anything illegal, roids, coke, hgh and still let them fight, especially roids/hgh they could say "my clients wouldn't have brain damage if the UFC didn't allow steroid usage creating a situation where there was unnatural stress and injury to their brains"
shit like that nigga, you nah mean?
>>66962254
Saw plenty in the last thread, muslim fucking shit. Stay out of the west.
Let's start a new calendar.
>we are now in year 1 AC of our lord conrad mcgregger
>>66962284
I catch what you're throwing, maplebrah. I doubt they'd be able to prove the UFC knew anything unless they were stupid enough to be part of the processs (recommending "doctors" and shit). More than like it was "I don't want to hear it or see it, but I'm not saying no either"
>>66962291
bang bro is the one getting macheted by those people you dumb faggot, you think he likes that shit
>>66962254
They have been since Goobs lost. This is just a momentary blip because of the news cycle. Potatoniggers will be gone agains hortly.
So Conor thinks he should get paid 10x as much as his last fight after getting mopped up in 2 rounds?
Is YouEffSea Kill?
>>66962309
well, it is going to be his last paycheck ever
>McMeme
>fight midgets his whole career
>fight a real size human bean
>get so BTFO you decide to quit
Top kek. When will they learn?
What will you tell your grandkids when they ask you about Conor McGregor?
>>66962321
S-so you're saying I'll have sex?
>>66962296
well a supreme court investigation or w/e the fuck happened with baseball and roger clemens and that liar shit latino rafael palmeiro could drag enough honest people like their 3rd party drug testers into it
all you need is one credible witness, and if there is a charge laid or a lawsuit laid on someone who's not willing to go to jail or payout money you start getting people rolling over and telling everything
court systems, prosecutors and lawyers bank on people cracking under pressure
and let's say you have 15 fighters saying "Dana told me to my face when the piss test would be so I wouldn't get caught"
I think it's easier done than said
Dana has burned a lot of bridges in his time and there is no shortage of people who want to see him burn at the stake
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEaV8giqLRJ
>>66962283
heem has been around since at least 162, since that's when I came here.
>>66962309
after matching ufc 100 numbers yes.
>>66962338
>Dana has burned a lot of bridges in his time and there is no shortage of people who want to see him burn at the stake
That's why I'll remain skeptical for now. I'm honestly surprised nothing has come up like that yet. Fighters that say that though may not find themselves making much money in the fight game afterward and I have to think that it's a consideration in a lot of people's minds.
it was fun while it lasted. just another 6 years for another meme ultimatum boys!
>>66962354
me finding heem is after my step dad had gray market satellite, which was after ufc left spike and had no good deal in canada (hard to stay a fan if you hadn't learned multiple less legal ways to watch it and distro was blown)
so it was after gsp retired, and ufc 152... machida/weidman, tj/barao? somewhere in there was my first heem card.
>>66962267
Efficient Energy
>mcgregor is using the death of another human being to make some extra shekels
what a pathetic human being
>>66962358
Well he's going to be sitting out under Zuffa contract instead. Clearly not the best business strategy.
>>66962216
IT IS ALL OVER
JUST
LIKE
THAT
>>66962394
The Irish are niggers. Film at 11
Frankie Edgar
>>66962396
show me the contract, child.
Thread theme
http://youtu.be/w5Mv3WS3D-o
>>66962398
>WAAAOOOOWWW
>OUR MOVE OF THE FIGHT, BROUGHT TO YOU BY METRO PCS
>>66962338
>and let's say you have 15 fighters saying "Dana told me to my face when the piss test would be so I wouldn't get caught"
i can see this being an actuality. and with that in mind i can see why certain people have failed testing
>cut nicks suspension and throw him on 200 vs lawler
>nate vs rda
conair will be btfo
who /209420/ here?
>>66962373
Even his countrymen a ripping on him
>>66962373
I fucking like this guy.
Dan Hardy thinks Conor pulled this because GSP was made the main event
I'm skeptical of that considering Dana said a few days ago how Lawler was going to fight Woodley at 201 or 202
>>66962373
I get what he's saying but what does "30 Euro Diesel money" mean?
>>66962424
I like the way you think, but Nick legally can't fight until cleared regardless of what Dana wants.
>>66962424
" I'm About to smoke again"
-Dudeweed ellamayo
>>66962442
i think he wants his co-promotion, and the ppv to do that is 200. dana isn't buckling on that shit
WHAT THE FUCK CONOR
YOU'RE GUNNA BE BANKRUPT BY 30
I LAY ME DOWN TONIGHT
MUCH FURTHER DOWN
>>66962411
Although I love this song, THIS is a better suited song in light of recent events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60
>>66962321
He was a meme
>>66962211
I think the Joao Carvalho death may have had an impact on him considering he was at the fight.
>>66962321
he was a bitch that tapped instead of going to sleep
I guarantee he failed a drug test, thats why he retired.
do you guys think conor will be still alive in 10 years?
Vince wins again
>>66962485
why wouldn't he
Name a more based boss in sports, hell even in business in general
Literally nobody has the watermelons Dana has in between in his legs to pull something like this
>>66962253
>where will you lads go then?
/mlp/
>>66962485
>no mewvment
>overweight
>balding
>plumbing to pay the bills
>vanilla ice tier famous
if you want to call that living, then yes
>>66962211
POTATO FAGS BTFO
>>66962211
DEAD SPORT GENERAL?
>>66962492
obviously got some mental issues, and surely its only going to get worse for him
>>66962321
/sp/ was always wrong
>>66962434
DUDE FIRST OF ALL AWESOME
The post McGregor era feels so hollow, I don't think anyone can save the organization at this point.
>>66962516
coked up jbj could
>tfw im gunna have to turn pro just to save this shit sport
ffs
>>66962516
We're gonna have 2 or 3 years of just fighters fighting. No breakthrough stars, no mainstream media, no recognition. Just fights.
Meanwhile....
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/19/11460582/bellator-paul-daley-and-josh-koscheck-get-physical-during-staredown
>>66962544
>No breakthrough stars, no mainstream media
How do you figure?
>>66962534
Gonna be a short pro career once you take a clean front kick to the solar plexus from me, bud
You'll literally be heemed via body kick
>>66962211
Why mcmeme retired and rousey almost committed suicide.
MMA ingrains a "quitter mentality" in its athletes due to existence of submissions. The sports culture literally breeds quitters.
So... /heem/ and the UFC is back to normal again?
Define "normal"
What's the plumbing meme?
>>66962556
have you had your piss today lyoto? you know you aren't yourself without some piss
>>66962556
unlikely since im only 4"9
>>66962562
Conor's life skill besides fighting in plumbing.
He was an apprentice plumber before taking up MMA.
>>66962553
I uh... I read it in my tea leaves
>>66962544
>>66962553
All it takes is for a good performance out of someone we don't expect. Could be OSP, could be GSP once again.
>>66962534
>>66962556
oooohhh USA! USA! USA!
>>66962561
We're back to 2 to 3 years ago to where Cub Swanson is on the winning side of things and Aldo and Edgar are fighting each other for the featherweight belt.... again.
>>66962565
Koksal superfight
>>66962475
yeah now he's blackmailing Dana to let him back in, which he will if he wants this sport to continue.
>>66952384
>>66952206
UFC is free on viaplay
>>66962584
If he failed a drug test for certain then Dana can't hide it.
the real question is what happens to the FW belt now? My guess is Gooby is just memeing and will be back to defend the belt
>>66962544
jones is only 1 year older than mcgregor m8
Notice how all the bad shit started happening once Schaub left?
Schaub GOAT
>>66962550
Koschek is a faggot
McGoof cant cut weight to fight midgets, gets REKT by normal sized human with no training camp.
creditable source?
>>66962616
Don't you dare start that shit.
>>66962619
Top kek, based
>>66962619
if that's true, based as fuck.
>>66962516
>The post McGregor era feels so hollow...
>mcmeme posted retirement 12 hours ago
kek
>>66962638
Hunt vs Jon Jones
>>66962638
fuck stipe, give hunt a rematch to be honest. miocic will lose anyway.
>>66962638
Mark Hunt vs Shane Carwin for UFC 200
Make it happen Dana
>>66962638
>>66962646
>>66962648
>>66962649
No no no, Nate vs Hunt at catchweight.
>>66962638
hahaha fuckin hunt
>>66962655
Why do you want to kill 209?
>>66962638
Hunt vs Oluwale Bamgbose, literal holy war
>>66962638
based hunto
>>66962655
Hunt vs both Diaz bros at same time.
>>66962638
I want to have his fat little babies
>>66962667
tag team for the diaz brothers, they'll tag in and out scout's honor
>>66962629
>Schaub retires
>Reebok deal flops and fighters getting scraps
>Jon gets in shit and is gone for a year
>Conor gets btfo and then retires
>Ronda gets btfo
>Holly Holm gets btfo and WMMA looks like a joke
All while Schaub is living the good life. UFC and Dana BTFO
>>66962676
Dana as the ref.
>>66962688
>lots of shit happened
>most of which is completely irrelevant to schaub
>schaub is a literal who
>good life
>>66962688
>Schaubposters will never retire
>>66962688
Schaub is the most bitter fighter, former or current
>>66962444
He means 30 euros for diesel(petrol/gas) money.
>>66962720
Oh ok, that's pretty fucking funny then. Thanks Bongbro
>>66962690
dana as hunts partner you mean
im sure people would buy ppv to watch dana in the ring
gsp would probably buy 100 himself
>>66962688
>got heemed into retirement
>making podcasts for scraps
>living the good life
>lots of comments re mcmemes retirement tweet
>no comments on nates retirement tweet
is nate just trolling? no news so far
>>66962736
he wasnt pulled
>>66962688
based schaubster
>>66962733
You can live a decent life with a net worth of 3 mil.
>>66962736
no dude they're actually going to retire together.
maybe get a cabin or something in the mountains, near a lake, it'll be really nice.
They're actually going to overtake the UFC
>>66962753
Nope. Their going in on a bed and breakfast iin Vermont. Nice little fixer-upper
>>66962736
Yes. Dana even said he's doing press events still and getting a new opponent
>>66962619
Ronda should retire next
>>66962790
I hate that fucking mole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEt5dEOcW0I
>>66962758
I would buy a Rizin ppv and hold a house party with no friends if UFC goes bankrupt and the Pride era is restored with no rules ped monsters, soccer kicks, multi-fight tournaments and crazy matchups
>>66962802
It's a beauty mark yous exist fuck
>Leave PPV to me
>>66962736
Nate's tweet was obviously a joke you goof
>>66962790
would
>>66962802
I just realized that Mike Meyers stole that bit.
>>66962812
That won't sell to anyone but the hardcore fans who would have already bought 200.
>>66962790
Is she calling the cameraman a fucking white male in that pic?
how long before ufc sues mcmeme for breach of contract?
>>66962846
he cant force him to showup. fighters can pullout if they want goof
>>66962889
yeah but it's not just that black and white, dana has invested in conor.
>>66962846
They can't if he actually retires
Conor confirm for stage 2 cancer
good for him its called fucking karama and he was a cancer to the sport.
>>66962485
I hope he ends up like prince naseem and just becomes a fatass
>>66962894
>$2.89 reebux and $3.56 danabux have been deposited in your account for a total of $6.45 shillbux. enjoy
>>66962750
Not in LA.
>>66962903
do you even know what a shill is?
>>66962907
yes, (You) senpai
>>66962553
After GSP an Anderson were BTFO the sport was ded until Rousey KO'd Bethe.
>>66962896
>>66962889
so if he has x number of fights left on his contract and he decides to quit fighting then the ufc cant sue him?
Guys
what will happen to Neetlobov?
im scared for him :(
>>66962911
how am I being a shill, smart guy? I don't expect an answer, (you)'ve already proven you're not capable
>>66962917
No but they keep the contract so he can't unretire to another organization later
>>66962917
Exactly. They can't force him to fight.
At least now we can focus on the true superstar of mixed martial arts. Jon jones.
>>66962926
knowledge
>>66962922
good goy
>>66962940
>memer supremer
>>66962940
any pics of her feminine benis? :DDDD
>>66962944
Get out
>>66962926
>>66962928
ok, i can understand that he might play the recent death card in the coming weeks. it was a good move on his part to tweet before dana released UFCs version. then there's the rumored $10,000,000 payout that dana refused and i'm thinking that this is what it really boils down to.
>>66962950
The pay thing is probably it, he would have gotten the money too if he didn't lose to Nate Diaz and lost leverage
>>66962790
Granny wants to play
>>66962950
Goober probably figured he would lose again which is why he asked for that sum. Without the big bucks and staring at an inevitable loss he quit like a bitch.
How do so many UFC fighters manage to keep their teeth?
>>66963000
mouthguards, ya goof
not that I expect a Britcock to understand dental care.
>>66963000
The one's who aren't British go to someone called a dentist.
CARB
>Conor is going to live Artem's Dream and just NEET it up for the rest of his Life
>>66962999
i think he was going to get popped for roids. people retire and unretire in mma all the time, now he doesn't have to go through the shame of failing a drug test and forever having his legacy tainted or getting his shit kicked in by nate again and forever having his legacy tainted
>>66963008
kek - but to be fair, even though HH has no KO power in her fists it took 4 months for RR to be able to bite into an apple
FUCK YOU DANA
FUCK YOU
>>66963031
If you think a girl can't knock your teeth out much less one with years of training your a goof
>>66963037
A regular chick off the street? lol, nope.
>>66963037
knocking teeth out is different than knocking someone unconscious. holly has never KOd unconscious anyone with her fists
Why are people still posting nonsense theories? We know what happened. UFC yanked him from the card because he pulled a Nick Diaz and didn't show up in Vegas to do promotion. Conor "retires" before they announce it to kick up a shitstorm
>>66963008
I thought mouthguards where only to stop your gum slicing open on your teeth
>>66963037
Maybe if I was asleep.
>>66963059
Helps keep your teeth from going through your lips too. One of the nastiest injuries I saw was in junior high at a girls softball game. Girl hit a line drive right back to the pitchers face and he braces came out through her upper lip. Brutal.
>3 austalian journos spreading the rumour that he got scared after the death of the portugeezer
Letourneau is actually kinda pretty.
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>66963117
>actually
>kinda
>dana white: can you pass ped test?
>conor mcgregor: probably not why?
>dw: cuz they gonna give you one as soon as you get off the plane for the promo shit
>cm:oh fuck - what we gonna do?
>dw: i got this - get on twitter and retire. i'll put my own spin and have some other unnamed sources add a few rumors on it to throw everyone off a few hours later. just kick back for a bit and we'll unretire you. in the long run this'll make us an even bigger payday than UFC 200
>cm: ok - thanks guvnur - youre a genius
>dw: i know
>>66963124
>Damn nearr 200 posts before Ireland shows up
Where did they all go?
>>66963055
The reality is that McGregor had signed a contract at some point and then found out that he has the upper hand. He wanted more money and tried to re-negotiate. That retirement announcement was just a negotiation tool, a bluff. However, that bluff was exposed and now he has to retire against his own will.
>>66963151
Hardly going to be posting at 4/5 am are we
I don't buy it.
I believe something happened behind the scene. You don't retire when you just signed for a fight and a huge payday.
I don't think he failed a test. GSP (maybe) being the main event is more probable imo, Conor could act like a crybaby for that
>>66963149
This seems so likely to have happend.
>>66963161
casual af tbqh
>>66963162
>I believe something happened behind the scene
no shit, he wouldn't retire randomly for no reason
>>66963165
Talking about MMA memes isn't gonna get me my degree
>>66962277
And it is here after
>>66963170
>ireland
>degree
yeah
>>66963170
do you go to trinity college
what is going on lads?
Why is he acting like such a spastic? If he was so upset about the lad dying in front of his eyes then he wouldn't be so vague, he would just come out with it.
He's failed a drug test or trying to hold Zuffa over a barrel thinking hes fucking tony montana, the fucking handicap.
There is a very small sliver of sympathy if this is something real, if it isn't he will be in Lelator this time next year.
>>66963170
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government €10,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing
"italian please mate" - me, telling you to what bread i want whilst you're behind the counter at your new job as a sandwich artist in Subway
>>66962619
That sounds like him
>>66963193
Funny enough the last time a fighter got pulled from a fight for not doing the pressers was Nick Diaz so it's entirely likely it's a drug test issue.
>>66962733
He could probably open a gym and start coaching people in meeevment
>>66963180
he actually goes to the college of winterhold
Why did Dana pull him out of UFC 200 just because he missed the conference and wanted to train? Does Dana hate money?
>asking $10 millions for the rematch of a fight you lost
I'm glad Dana doesn't fall for that bullshit t b h
>>66962211
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Connor McKEK
>>66963180
Maybe
>>66963261
>british "fighters"
>british "athletes"
>british "cuisine"
>british "movies"
>british "comedy"
>british """"premier"""" league
>british "empire"
>british "cricket"
>british "rugby"
>>66963253
when you beat all records fighting fucking nate diaz in a nothing match, you deserve the money you get.
>>66963252
it's a requirement, no amount of "draw" will change that. mcgregor knew what was required of him and chose not to comply.
>>66963149
rolling trips for this.
>>66963278
You can't really talk tbqh, your country has no culture and you're a mongrel breed of whites. there's absolutely nothing tying your people together, for fuck sake half your country "identifies" as x-american even after living in the US for 3 or 4 generations.
what the hell happened
is mma dead?
>>66962211
So this is how the meme ends? not with a bang but with a whisper?
>>66963279
what records did he beat ?
He didn't have the biggest gate nor the biggest PPV.
The fact is he got beat by a no camp Diaz and the hype for the rematch was non existent already.
>>66963252
It was probably more than just one press conference. They can't launch a very expensive marketing campaign (millions according to Ariel) without the biggest star of the card willing to participate
>>66963278
>British "police"
>>66963290
> culture
What's British culture? Drinking tea? Do tea leaves tie your country together?
"Culture" is a primitive notion that savages use to refer to their tribal dance and dress.
>>66963309
>"Culture" is a primitive notion that savages use to refer to their tribal dance and dress.
>>66963278
>1776 bitch
>>66963298
Highest Pay-Per-View buys for a non-championship main event
100k behind ufc100
>>66963290
culture is a social construct
>"Culture" is a primitive notion that savages use to refer to their tribal dance and dress.
t. new worlder with no culture other than inventing a stick with 10,000 years of time.
>>66963314
Everytime I see your people post to /pol/ or /sp/ I can't help but to think you're a cuck.
Your country is ruined in my eyes.
>>66963330
> Culture equals technological inventions
No.
>>66963335
I am the one doing the cucking here mate.
>>66963215
Mewvment is dead as fuck, mate.
>>66962211
Pic related is McMeme's face when
>>66962263
N E W
E
W
they're talking about mcgregors retirement on talksport radio
we mainstream now
>>66963278
>british "comedy"
would've agreed up until here. our comedy is the best
>>66963149
fucking this
are you guys all fucking idiots?
conor is still and has still to fight at ufc 200, it's in his contract as well.
that tweet just meant that he will retire maybe after ufc 200. but to be completely realistic that tweet "young retirement" means that he will mostly keep fighting for another 2 or 3 years, and then call it a day once he's 30.
that's """early retirement"" guys. jesus are you a gossip webpage /heem/(
>>66963364
>British self-deprecating humor
How did they do it so well?
>>66963377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIK1RN7ZH5g
dummy
>>66963364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myIB1TrPpTE
this never fails to make me chuckle
How do you think Dana feels now ANOTHER one of his top fighters has been cucked away by Vince McMahon?
UFC 200 BTFO
>>66963360
>listening to talkshite
>>66963377
just stop hans, dana confirmed he's out and being replaced.
>>66963377
dana said the words "he will not fight at UFC 200"
>>66963360
Oh god, it's awful. They pronounce it "Die-Az" and said "Diaz is a ground man, conor should just knock him out " ERR NO DIAZ IS A MOTHERFUCKING BOXER TOO
>>66963398
>Eye-bee-tha
>>66963377
>that tweet just meant that he will retire maybe after ufc 200
i posted the same thing minutes after conors tweet on previous thread. this was before dana made a statement. i have asked questions on this thread re his contractual obligations and have gotten reasonable responses. conor is retired. now.
>ctrl f "goat"
>one(1) result for brendan schaub
There was a time when every second post would have been """""""""mcgoat""""""""".
I'd like to thank Uncle Baldy for sticking to his jew principles and most importantly Nate for slapping the roiding manlet into retirement.
>>66962263
newfag
>>66962291
no bully bangbro cunt
>mfw OSP heems Jones this weekend
Dana is literally the GOAT
>>66963339
>Implying anything else is relevant
>inb4 muh mudhut philosophies
Did Conor just run out of pre written banter?
>>66963423
gg mma
fight game's over guys
go home
Did someone say goat?
>>66963423
not possible, no one can beat jones.
>>66963432
that really would straight fuck everything up
>Dana
>>66963423
OSP heems Jones then pisses hot.
>>66963386
so all it means is that mcgregor did not want to interrrupt his training for a press conference, so dana pulled him out of ufc 200. looks to me like it's entirely dana's fault, he should respect his fighters training regimen and given dana and diaz another press conference when they're available. literally the worst president of any company ever.
obviously mcgregor tweeted that retirement thing afterwards as a jab to dana.
what this all means in a nutshell:
conor is just not gonna fight at ufc 200, and he is gonna retire in maybe 3 or 4 years and not gonna fight until he's 38 (if you believe that vague tweet lol)
also wow, big news. that's one card out of literally 200 now lol. /heem/ really has become /gossipmma/ at this point
Can't spite the White
>>66963386
Based Dana putting the foot down
>>66963453
?
jones beat him literally without having a camp.
>>66962321
They all turn into panic wrestlers
>>66963459
>he believes the no camp meme
>>66963454
>looks to me like it's entirely dana's fault
but that's wrong you fucking retard.
EVERY fighter shows up and does the press conferences, that's how it's always been, it wasn't a surprise. you plan your camp/training around it.
So here is the thing I am asking myself now, does that mean that we'll have an adlo vs edgar main event?
>>66963434
Hamill headbutted his elbows into submission.
>>66963453
>Neo heem
Screencap and save this post:
Conor McGregor is gonna fight in the UFC again after UFC 200.
Write it on your tombstone.
And now stop shitposting about Conor's retirement, I have settled this argument here >>66963377 and here >>66963454
>>66963454
>implying Conor didn't ask for more money
also the fight is like 2 and a half months away, he can afford to go a press conference. There are also rumours that he didn't want to do a world tour, probably because he knows that he can't verbally BTFO Nate like he did to Aldo.
happy 420 lads
>>66963454
>taking all that time to right all that shit
pretty pathetic desu
>>66963476
WEED LMAO
>>66963476
>tfw bought some today
>tfw i can outsmoke every here
>>66963454
Every single fighter is pulling out of training to do this
Stop being stupid
>>66963469
Aldo is the most boring human being on planet Earth. I just don't give if he win or looses. No Aldo, pls
>>66963472
oh he will, I'm pretty sure just depends on whose terms that will be. If UFC gets GSP back then Conor's leverage decreases. He is still a huge start and will sell a lot of PPVs but the relationship is frosty and I don't see UFC giving in to his demands any time soon. I think he comes back in less than year, has a couple more fights and retires.
>>66963487
what else?
>>66963469
nah lad, they will throw money at GSP to blanket Diaz for 5 rounds.
>>66963494
Something that will sell
>>66962494
I agree, Conor btfo'd by Dana hard.
Heil Dana
>>66963485
i accept your challenge
>>66962211
deciding to retire young =/= retiring right now
if he retired at 30, that would still count as retiring young
all of you morons took the bait like he wanted
this is an OBVIOUS negotiating technique and he is going to flim flam dana "fat as shit" white into giving him an even bigger pay check and all of you useful idiots are helping him do it
get
fucking
out
skilled
shitters
>>66963494
Merkel vs Farage Hell in a Cell match?
>>66963454
>denial the post
The cunt made it to where he is by doing his gimmick act and scripted lines. He cant say 'lol nope dont feel like doing it now'. Too bad cunt, you decided to go this route, you decided to run your career via gimmick, now you have to live with it.
He chucked a tantrum thinking he would get what he wanted but got a does of reality instead. He is fucked now, he cant fight for another org. If he comes back to the UFC, they are gonna slaughter him with unfavorable match-making. Khabib is looking for a fight.
I had the craziest nightmare that Conor McGregor retired out of the blue.
Hey this question has probably been asked and answered a lot already, but would Nate have to fight a welterweight fighter since Connor dropped? And if so, who's the most likely candidate for the spot?
>>66963505
>honestly thinking anyone actually thinks conor is actually retiring now
we all get what's going on, it's still a pretty big deal
@66963517
Enjoy your crashed market
>McGobbler has a history of fighting people on short notice
>Calls out RDA and Aldo for always pulling out
>Pulls out because he doesn't want to stop training
Something seems fishy here. Maybe because USADA can't drug test in Iceland and when McGob comes back they'll be waiting for him with piss jars? Something isn't right.
>>66963517
>hey guys, reminding you all I am literally autistic deprived of social interaction
Thanks for the update
>>66963517
Go to /hoc/ with that bullshit meme nonsense
Is she serious right now?!? #beautyandthebeast
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEaq51RpXuP/
>>66963528
I forgot to mention that Aldo and Edgar are still fighting for an Intrim belt and McGregor is still listed as the fw champion.
>>66963521
>n-no he never fooled me
nice try birdless mexico
even fat shit dana bought it lmao
>>66963536
todd looks like a neantherthal in that pic
>>66963485
>>66963476
>smoking and watching the fights
bliss
>>66963536
Welcome to every college in the US, faggot.
>college athletes with 8/9/10s everywhere
>>66963552
d-do you think they kissed?
>>66963564
I hope not. You can get AIDS that way.
>>66963558
It's nearly 10am in Iceland. Today, Conor wakes up with nothing to aim for or achieve. The sun has set on him
>>66963485
>>66963503
>be in my country
>only kids and people on welfare(degens) smoke
>be in america
>its cool to smoke weed
>DUDE WEED LMAO
has this to do with weed being not illegal here
/heem/ on suicide watch
>le preachers daughter may may
>>66963548
>be the weekend just gone
>buy a half oz
>spend the entire weekend smoking and watching fights from WSOF into Glory, then UFC Tampa, then Rizin
>wife doesnt speak to me for 3 days
>tfw gonna do it again this weekend with 197, lellator and EBI
>>66963574
your country doesn't recognize it's medicinal qualities, and I'll leave it there.
>>66963537
Give it a few days, it will get change to full title fight.
>>66963575
hes a big guy
>>66963580
enjoy it man. I'm hanging and smoking with friends this weekend for 197.
EBI is insane to watch stoned if you know enough about BJJ
cm punk is a cuck
>I am OBSESSED with the rematch
>Whats that Dana? You won't pay me more money?
>I r-retire
>>66963580
your wife lets you smoke up in the shed?
nice
>>66963583
>he fell for the 'weed cures cancer' meme
kek
>>66963588
four jew
>>66963595
nice OC lad, AJ is a QT
>>66963595
dude looks like a prime Floyd Patterson
>>66963602
>he fell for the DUDEWEEDLMAO meme
>>66963583
Shut up you faggot
You sound like such a fucking fag
"and ill leave it there"
What a pretentious cock you are, go fuck yourself
>>66963611
>>66963613
cm cuck lads
>>66963620
is that Ngannou?
>>66963602
>>66963617
"It's not about the memes you fall for, it's about how you pick yourself back up after you've fallen for a meme" - Conor McGregor
>>66963619
Do you really want to get into it? Fuck off nigger, this isn't the place and you know it.
And fuck right off with your "pretentious" garbage, you use it like you just learned what it means.
>>66963620
Looks a little bit like ngannou
>>66963625
Dont do this
You dont want this
>>66963622
>>66963626
>>66963628
punks wife and ngannou lads
>>66963632
>this b8
>>66963640
I need more context
are these recent pics? old pics?
>>66963631
I USED TO RUUUUULE THE WORLD
>>66963552
she's ugly af, got that cromagnon headshape goin on
>>66963575
was here before mcgregor, still here after
jbj is lord and saviour
>fail drug tests
>retire
nice >sport you got there.
>>/asp/
>>66963651
this is punks wife and she's fucking a bull. hence, cm punk is a cuck
>>66963651
These are before Punk even knew who she was. The black guy is literally a beta cuck AJ used to get into the business and get trained.
>>66963632
>>66963625
>>66963619
both of you need to sit down, have a toke and chill out
we cannot afford to fight in this difficult time
>>66963663
cm punk is not a cuck if these are old pics, instead the black guy would be a cuck
>>66963661
is iruland a meme country
According to Brett Okamoto DC said last week that he is hopeful to be ready for July. That would be spicy.
He's going to die, isn't he?
OSP has a better chance at pulling an upset than an underrated Olympian.
>>66963675
>marrying a whore roastie who fucked a nigger to get trained
>>66963682
OSP is gonna take DC's arm clean off at the shoulder, then use it to TKO the durable LHW champium #andNew
>>66963685
i hope he doesn't, but i actually feel like he's going to win
>>66963651
What does it mean when Dutch kickboxers say 'ooost' or 'ooust' (i think it is)?
I hear them say it a lot, I think its means something like respect but never know exact meaning?
>>66963685
>became olympic champ
>doubting that he can beat some mouse
he has the potential
on the bright side maybe casuals will leave me alone so I can watch mma in peace now
>>66963671
>the business
What could possibly happen with the main event of UFC 200 now lads?
>Cooter is out, Nate is still in
>So it's Nate vs X (?) as the main event still
>The main event of actual UFC200 will be a non title fight between Nate Diaz and some guy out of the top 10 lw/ww
>It will be a fight that should be on a fucking Fight Night card
>As the MAIN EVENT OF 200
It was already weird that the main event was going to be a non title fight with conor and nate. Now what the fuck could they possibly do?
>>66963699
they say oose, basicy a jap thing for giving respect
most people dont knwo that the original base of dutch kixkbox is actually karate, the other stuff got added in later
But the word is VERY common among gyms, I havent been around a gym were they dont use this word
>there are ''''''people'''''' who believe that UFC pulled their biggest start from their biggest PPV of the year just because he didn't want to go to the presser
tip top kek
>>66963715
nate vs gsp, rda, or lawler lad
>>66963715
they will throw money at GSP, Dana also said they are looking to add one more fight on there. Maybe Jones if he makes quick work of OSP. Maybe Lawler/Woodley
>>66963725
Nate won't fight GSP, "those are Nick's fights"
RDA has a fight booked for 2 days before 200
Lawler will be fighting Woodley
>>66963721
Thanks m8
>>66963723
yeah no shit
>if you dont hype up this event so we get heaps of buys we'll take you off it so we get less buys
fuckin sound reasoning
>>66963729
hopefully jones vs dc
>>66963731
Nick would allow Nate to do that, I don't see that being a problem especially if he gets paid
>>66963737
DC vs Jones 2 would be ideal but DC's injury is the problem. DC said that he is hoping that he can recover before July but that doesn't sound overly optimistic.
>>66963738
this, nick isn't getting either gsp or lawler, probably bisbong
rda and alvarez can be scrapped, its a fp show ffs
>>66963735
my pleasure
>>66963723
>biggest PPV of the year
Biggest PPV ever more like mate. It's fishy as fuck, it's either USADA or money related.
>>66963751
money related, USADA would have come out by now
>>66963746
Imagine how glorious it'd be if they put Nate vs RDA for the belt and nate won, taking the belt that Conrad wanted while he watches at home eating his potato and semen soup
>>66963748
I didn't manage a full 30 bananas today
Nothing bad's gonna happen right?
>>66963713
lad Triple H talks about "this bizness" all the time wtf are you talking about
>>66963759
you're just going to gas out early
Nate - RDA confirmed, my dad works for UFC
Durianrider vs Vegan Gains @ UFC 200
>>66963757
He was in Iceland, USADA can't do shit there, if he came back to Vegas for a presser though....
Something is up regardless.
>>66963758
i just came
>>66963763
>using these types of terms on an anonymous mongolian origami imageboard
>retiring at 27 years old after losing his first fight in the UFC
Nice sport u got there
>>66963685
Demetrius "Mighty Mouse" Johnson is the pound for pound best fighter in the UFC
You think Pettis will retire if he loses to barbosa?
>>66963788
He's so TECHNICAL
>>66963763
>>66963782
mandrama faggots go BACK to >>>/asp/
>>66963790
hopefully, i fucking hate that smug kaant
>>66963788
>Had to go to flyweight because he was getting cucked at a heavier division
He is literally the McGregor of flyweights
>>66963782
>mongolian origami
Alright guys I feel like it's time we do our part, I'm throwing my hat in to rescue the ufc 200 card.
>>66963796
>go to /sp/
NEVER
WHAT A FANTASTIC FUCKING DAY IT IS
>>66963790
There's no possibility that happens outside of some meme heem. Barboza is literally made out of glass and this is the ultimate gimmie fight.
>>66963790
vs Guida: He didn't want to fight, just wanted to hold me down and stall
vs RDA: My eye got banged by the first punch of the fight, and I couldn't see out of it for the rest of the fight
vs Eddie: He didn't want to fight, just wanted to hold me against the cage and stall
Barboza is a FIGHTER, who FIGHTS. This is gonna be the start of the Resurgence of Pettis
>Honestly, my thought I was like, in the medical room and I was down in the corner. I was sitting in the corner thinking like, ‘What am I anymore if I’m not this?’ And I was literally sitting there and thinking about killing myself and that exact second, I’m thinking ‘I’m nothing ... what do I do anymore and no one gives a shit about me anymore without this.’”
>To be honest, I looked up and I saw my man [UFC trainer Ido Portal] was standing up there and I looked up at him and I was like, I need to have his babies. I need to stay alive,” he said. “I don’t know if I’d have made it without him.”
>>66963806
>/asp/***
NEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omXk88pPbo
MM vs Cejudo breakdown
>>66963812
>I have this massive hole in my game
>I will refuse to fix it an instead blame everyone else
what a faggot, and he's not autisticly entertaining enough to get away with it like the Diaz brothers.
>>66963820
I'm starting to feel this could be a good fight
Maybe the first good DJ fight since his 135 days and the first McCall fight
Dana is disappointing a bunch of people by pulling Conor out just because he missed a conference.
>>66962638
BIG HUNTO
I
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>PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK THE UFC ISN'T DEAD
OH I'M SORRY, IS GSP BACK? NO?
THEN WHO ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE FIGHT?
>WEIDMAN vs ROCKHOLD REMATCH
YEAH, SO FUCKING INTERESTING TO SEE A 25 MINUTE SLUGFEST BETWEEN TWO PLAIN AS FUCK GUYS
>EVENTUAL DC vs JBJ REMATCH
OH YEAH, JBJ IS SO INTERESTING, HE'LL CARRY THE SPORT RIGHT? FUCK NO, WE'RE TIRED OF "THESE PEOPLE" CHAMPIONS, CORMIER WOULD MAKE A BETTER ONE IF YOU WANNA GO THERE
>ANYONE ELSE
LITERALLY IRRELEVANT TIER, UFC IS DEAD
AND MCGOOBER KILLED IT
>rose vs jj ufc 204
>rose gets destroyed and finished inside the second
>she gets depressed
>breaks up with pat barry
>gains honda weight
>gets motivated after seeing ngannou beat lewis at 207 co-main
>ufc 210, rose vs roidia
>rose wins
>ngannou ko's post-usada roy nelson
>after-party hosted by uncle dana
>rose and ngannou dance
>ngannou fucks rose
>ngannou hw champ, rose sw champ by mid 2017
>>66963857
>Thinking Claudia won't submit jj within the 1st
Heem yourself
>>66963855
Consumer dissatisfaction on the rise again
Employee dissatisfaction at an all time high
The market's wide open for disruption
Black Beast bringing the bants
>>66963855
your post formatting is all messed up, I can't read this
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/conor-mcgregor-heading-wwe-retired-7793138
dana cucked by vince again
>>66963899
>He'd cut great promo's on the mic.
>Great work ethic and mewvement means he'd adapt to flippy shit tier fast.
>Dana would kill himself.
I can get behind this.
Anyone listened to the latest JRE? It's fucking hilarious how much Joe contradicts himself.
Now that he's retired, McGreg needs to take over from Joe on The Joe Rogan Experience
>I might have to miss UFC 197
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>66963915
shut up you goof
>tfw no lithtwink bf to banter about fights with then cuddles and sex
I'm dealing with a heavy benzo withdrawal, i feel like i'm dying lads
I just wanna say that i love you all
>>66963939
>doing drugs
you deserve it desu
>>66963954
is today especially insufferable in Amsterdam?
>i hank hoyce
>i hank fedora
>i hank gay shit poo
>>66963939
You can literally die from benzo withdrawal. It took me 9 months of slow reduction to stop taking that shit.
Chael is a good looking guy
>>66963971
it's Hitlers birthday
>>66963968
I know, but this is my first time having a withdrawal after more than 7 years of occasional use i never had it, i tought i had top genes for benzos.
Apparently not.
I just took 400mg ibu and 1mg clonazepam to ease up the symptoms
>>66963971
It's four n twenty day, I assume everyone's eating meat pies yeah?
>I don't rate Conor McGregor
>>66963988
>>66964001
its 20/4 not sure wat you guys takin bout
id let amirkhani pound my pucc desu
>>66964008
You have awful taste in men
>falling for the mcgoober meme
>ever
Is Mcgregor the best 145 pounder ever?
>mfw Aldo vs Edgar is still for the interim title
>>66964015
why is your cunt called bulgaria? is it full of bulls like ngannou?
>>66964015
They say confession is the first step towards cleansing the soul
My name's anon, and I fell for the M'Goober meme.
>yfw conair shows up at lellator with teh belt
>>66964022
yes, only fedoras will disagree
>>66964025
yes
>>66964027
good lad
>>66964022
That's still Aldo
>>66964022
aldo
>>66964038
>le get knocked out in 13 (thirteen) seconds man
any word on why connor suddenly retired besides being frightened?
>>66964022
if he beat frankie yeah
>>66964049
Asked for 10 mil and UFC said no so he retired. He will be back soon enough.
>>66964049
He's ducking Fronkie
>>66963938
Not funny.
>>66964048
>le one fight decides your career maymay
>hendo beat fedora so he's the goat haha
fuck off
>>66964048
At least Aldo beat Frankie once
>>66964055
>>66964056
thanks for clearing that up lads
>>66964049
>What motivates me? Numbers, gold, money, movement
>>66963857
oH MY
What will Dana do after OSP heems Jones?
>tfw don't remember going to sleep
such is life on potato water
>>66964048
People who ducked Frenkie
>Aldo: 0
>Goobz: literally retired ducking him
>FW """""""""GOAT"""""""""
>>66964092
Frankie literally rejected the chance to fight Conor because he stubbed his toe.
Fronk vs Cruz WHEN
>>66964091
Calm down dimitri
>>66964104
Fuck you
>>66964108
when I need help falling asleep
>>66964115
post teeth
>>66964104
>not taking a short notice fight when injured means you don't want to fight the champ
What the fuck is even your logic here m8
He obviously wanted to fight Conor all along but couldn't for Medical reasons
kek does Hunto have the best social media of all the fighters? his memes are damn spicy
>>66964112
well its true i don't remember how i ended up in bed
>>66964081
>Uh, we'll figure it out
>We'll see, we'll see
Why is Uncle Chael so damn likeable?
r8 lads
>>66964081
Instant rematch of course
In this day and age the golden geese get as many do-overs as possible because if they lose it doesn't count
>>66964147
6/10 looks a little dry if you ask me
also who is taking the photos?
Alright guys, seriously now. Who wins?
CURRENT Mike Tyson, or Ronda Rousey?
MMA rules.
>>66964182
Your momma
>>66964182
Tyson would beat Jon Jones right now, let alone Rousey.
any chance of Cyborg being on 200?
>Irish flags and Conor babbies all over the internet will now disappear forever
Oh lads, oh lads oh lads lads lads
>>66964200
>he says that as if it were a good thing
This all seems really stupid and petty on both sides.
>>66964180
>whos taking the photos
the gf
>>66964205
The people who really suffer are the fans. And Nate Diaz because he may not get as big of a payday now.
connor and irish shitposters have left heem
let me here your chants
OLAY OLAYO OLAYO OLAY OLAY
>>66964214
Are you singing Ricky Martin?
>>66964221
its a soccer chant for paige you goof
>>66964221
>>66964229
HUE S A
HUE S A
HUE S A
terrible chant if you ask me
>>66963434
False no one can beat Coked out Jones.
we haven't seen sober Jones in the ring ever.
>>66963912
>damage control
>>66964128
guess it was meant to be m8
Kovalev vs Robbie Lawler vale tudo rules
who wins?
>>66964242
we never seen jones vs a man who literally wants to kill you and has the strength and endurance to do it
no chance jbj would lose to him now though, but in tysons prime, thatd be scary
>>66964242
i hope we never do familio estevez
>tfw fabio heems fedora
>>66964278
haha
>>66964256
No gloves? Lawler.
>http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15275980/looking-back-defining-moments-conor-mcgregor-ufc-run
>already milking it
Is RIZIN the number 1 promotion now that McGregor is gone form the UFC?
So the whole retirement is just to get around being sued for breech pf contract right? He wants more money or doesnt thinknhe can win or jealous gsp might get main event over him or whatever and tried to play chicken with dana. They called bluff and removed him from ufc 200 and he has to retire or look to be retiring to avoid lawsuits for multimillion dollar contract he signed.
>>66964001
>>66963962
Yes we go hogwild on weed day even though weed is legal 24/7..stil i bet some stoners are going extra hard i guess. Also FYI dumcunts think its only legal in Amsterdam. Literally everywhere else and Amsterdam is a jew city.
Lids just been watching TUF10 - Heavyweights
Fuck now I remember why I always hated Matt Mittrione, what a pile of piss that faggot is.
>that moment where based britbro is literally bullying 'Linderman' so hard that he attacks him, and britbro gets him in a headlock until he calms down and sits on the floor crying, then proceeds to taunt him more and say "wot u gonna do m8?" over and over
Was there a better season of TUF than TUF10?
>>66964302
Bellator with ben henderson, the interview with ariel convinced me.
>>66964303
he will comeback within a year
>>66964311
That one got me into really following UFC. I off and on watched some and pride stuff but after the schaubman was in i was hooked. Had high hopes for Big Baby. Best one imo.
>>66964311
couldn't believe Titty got mad at some banter and wanted to jump Rampage
>>66964324
Schoonover was such a faggot. Hate how hes likely dutch heritage based on his name.
>>66964324
That was great too, Rampage was hilarious throughout, kept calling him Titties even though the poor kid was visibly mad about it
Jeez so much bullying in that season
>>66962335
He meant to say your wife's grandkids.
>>66964311
Mitrione tore Scott Junk's retina too
Remember Jon Madsen? I was always a bit bitter about him being cut from the organisation after one loss.
>>66964330
Did you know that even as recently as this year Schoonover's been campaigning for a chance to fight Rampage (in Bellator)
schaub
schauberino
schaubobo
schaubeeeeeebo
schaubster
schauberg
al-schaub
schaubi
schauba
schaaaaaaub
>>66964339
>when Big Baby almost murdered Mitrione in the gym
who /ngannou/ here?
This is likely what happened:
McGregor missed a press conference, he was then notified that he was pulled from UFC 200 for doing so, and in response to that, he retired.
>>66964125
that would be adrien broner
TUF premiers today btw. I hope the first episode is one with all fights to get into the house
>>66964200
thank you based baldfather
>>66964372
>implying conair is missing a press conference where he sells his show
>being a literal mongoloid
>>66964292
>Lawler
>being able to crack an egg compared to Kovalev
Frank Al-Edgar
>>66964404
I fucking hate Abdel-Aziz.
I suppose we'll head off to the other heem thread now?
>>66961946
>>66961946
>>66964404
He should get a isis beheading post fight celebration going.
>>66964125
Yeah it's top tier man, he shares all the memes people send him. Top bloke.
>>66964311
TUF 5 had some great moments. It had the best fights and some funny shit in the house. Like when they write shit all over the walls (Nate writes 209) and someone writes "team Pulver sucks" and everyone loses their shit. Maynard also literally murders someone who had almost no MMA training.
>>66964278
kek
>>66963309
yeah tea came from the chinese anyway not like the british invented it.
>>66962267
hahaha Connor looks like a chimp in that picture haha
Is it ok if I post it on reddit? I'm sure they'll like it
>>66962321
He only did it for the money. Bitch ass nigga ran as soon as things got tough
>>66962494
yeah, no he's scary dude this motherfucker is insane! He's the type of dude that will take you down with him if he's going to die from a fall hahahahh!!! Dana is no fucking joke!!!
>>66962688
Go home Schaub you're drunk
>>66963149
I would not doubt this happened
>>66962638
MARKO HUNTO!
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