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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>gsp really fighting this time
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/georges-st-pierre-says-his-management-is-negotiating-ufc-comeback-more-seriously-now-041816
>penn literal rapist
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11456114/police-launch-investigation-into-alleged-b-j-penn-sexual-assault
>henderson military???
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/18/11456078/bellator-mma-ben-henderson-reveals-plans-to-join-military-at-age-33-mma
slow news day desu
schaub
>>66941708
How would Prime Schaub fare against Meteoric Rising Prospect Francis Ngannou?
>mfw I can heem everybody here
>>66941713
sub him in 1 round
>>66941746
>le 1 win in 5 years man
>>66941760
Nick vs Bisping for the Natty Championship
Bought UFC 2 and a big bag of weed at the weekend
Never watched UFC before or played any of the games, but holy shit I'm addicted. Smoke a dudeweedlmao joint and can just play 5 or 6 really intense fights in a sitting. It's SO MUCH FUN. Especially when you get that hard earned knockout.
>>66941774
Bisbong by flying heel hook KO at 4:37 of round 4
>>66941799
buying some weed for this weekend too, playing video games on the that shit is the bomb. i like picking nick and nate and memejitsuing meme kick n00bs
i'm downloading jon jones vs vitor belfort
any webm requests besides the armbar?
>>66941799
>>66941822
Champions don't do weed.
>mfw people think dc is a better wrestler than jbj
why cos he came 4th in an olympics? omg!!
>>66941870
>4th in the olympics
>literally losing twice at the olympics
dude shit lmao
>>66941822
>>66941822
I've never watched much real UFC but is there as much blood in real life as there is in the game? Nearly every fight I'm in blood coats the mat by the end of it.
>>66941870
epic
Do you think athletes perspective and approach towards drugs varies in each country?
Would we see Jon Jones figures or even Nick Diaz like ones in the Netherlands? New Zealand? Bangladesh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojt4iozpqO8
Video about Cody East
>>66941962
Stupidity is universal
>>66941887
dont think he lost the second time, he was too much of a fatass to compete
>>66941992
your mom is universal
>>66941978
>old grandfather sob story
what is this, the x-factor?
>>66941992
>drug use = stupidity
wow nice job slurping up that DEA propaganda lmao
>implying i can't heem everyone itt
>>66941724
>my crew will fuck your crew up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBRvJtCze4w
>>66942058
Avengers 3: Hue Wars
>>66941903
The game is made way more exciting then real life matchs because it has to be fun to play. There are some classic knockout drag out brawls though.
The Tutorial fight between Robbie Lawler vs Rory McDonald is a modern classic.
If i was Jon Jones i would never forgive the UFC for that disqualification defeat, he would have won that easily.
>>66942187
But he cheated and got rightfully DQed for it
>ywn be friends with Hunto
Rip in peace
>>66942218
based Hunto.
>>66942224
People who take anything this seriously are the worst. I guess Islam gets a pass because all of them are fucking crazy.
>>66942217
the match was over, at least it should be a no contest
>>66942224
What an uptight faggot
>>66942224
>tfw Khabib won't fight for at least a year because he has to wage jihad on SBG
gonna make a few jones vitor webms here we go
>>66942187
Are you doubting the prowess of Matt "The Silent Hammer" Hamil, Doc?
>>66942291
i am, is a twat, that was the only way he could win.
>>66942224
whys a russian muslim?
I thought that shit would not be allowed over there
>>66942329
He's an Avar from that whole hodgepodge of countries between the proper Middle East and Russia itself. Basically Slav genetics with Arab psychosis.
>>66942329
He is from the south of Russia, Dagestan which is like 80% Muslim.
>>66942282
God forbid he ever becomes champ. A guy from a regilion that advocates genocide who can only choose to fight a few months out of the year would make Dana put his fist through a wall.
test
https://twitter.com/shaunalshatti/status/722135148972679169
Was he autistic?
>>66940717
>>66940830
Still racking my brain of this one, feel like I must be forgetting something really obvious... could it have been Salmon vs Gordon?
>>66942288
Not gonna lie, I've fantasized about an alternate reality where Vitor connected clean there and ended JBJ's champiumship reign a few times.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
Accidental tweet by Johny Hendricks?
Was deleted soon after posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hdG1aXlExI
Pretty catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhvxxqYCvI
>>66942490
stop shilling this annoying attention whoring monkey faced slut
this one was fun to make...
>>66942345
how terrifying
>>66942504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2k-hGc1xs8
>>66942560
>calls himself Kid Nate
>actually a middle aged man
>>66942490
is she winning?
>>66942560
>>66942568
its really only worth it for Zane
Best fight of all time I can watch?
Requirements are there's some stand up, clinch and ground action throughout at a real high intensity. Blood on both sides would b gud.
https://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
https://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
https://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
>>66942594
No no no please no
anything but those goofs
>there are """people""" that literally post the same things every single day in every single thread
>>66942568
that's because he's 5'5 (literally)
>>66942616
>there are autistic people are on 4chan
thanks, tips
>>66942616
try reddit
>>66942626
I don't think torres is even fighting to win, she's fighting to pay for her college. If she can't land a job, she will keep fighting since wmma is a joke.
reminder to praise the black based beast god
The newest episode of the Ascend podcast has Carlos Condit
http://ascendbodymind.com/bp1/2016/4/18/ap-27-carlos-condit
It's one of those spirituality and mindset podcasts
The hosts sound like Ross Pearsons
>>66941799
can you pit mark hunt against paige vanzant?
>>66942639
good for her she made $22,500 the other night if you include her reebux
>I rate Pancrase
Jon Jones training with Ido Portal.
https://www.instagram.com/p/9_3NJfS985/
>>66942560
>>66942594
>bloodyelbow
>I rate Bas Rutten
>>66942759
fuck you
Has prediction bro started taking pics yet
>>66942759
>paying +10k's for some guy teaching you meme tier gymnastics
>>66942842
He's got more flexibility and functional strength in his littlest finger than you have in your whole body.
>>66942829
Does anyone have the results pic from this weekend ?
I wasn't here and I don't remember what I did
>>66942852
I think you'd be suprised
>>66942329
There is a lot of small "republics" inside of Russia, such as Tatarstan, Dagestan, Checnhya and so on, they have been Muslim since medieval times. Also they are not slavic ethnically, they are much closer to kebabs genetic-wise.
Already heemed two people so far today. How many more before the day is over?
>>66942931
I want you to try
>>66942345
>Basically Slav genetics with Arab psychosis
They have almost none of Slavic genetics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northcaucasian_race
>>66942872
If fink YOU'd be surprised. I really do. I think he'd mewv all over you. How are you gonna stop him from doing webm attached all over you?
>>66942957
I unironicly can do those glute ham raises too but I dont weigh 60kg
>>66942938
I would put you on life support, kid.
>>66942592
Hunto vs Bigfoot 1
>>66942957
This is the most retarded shit I've seen in my life
So this has been the era of upsets lately, especially in championship fights. Werdum vs Cain, Luke vs Chris, Holly vs Ronda, Holly vs Meisha, Nate vs Conor (not championship, but huge upset).
Is the trend gonna continue with Jon vs Ovince, or even DJ vs Cejudo? If both champs lose on saturday, is anything certain in life?
>>66942971
You're nothing more than a pussy with a keyboard
>>66942969
I just think there's a bridge between you and the best guys in the mewvment, and I don't think you can cross that bridge
>>66942957
Look everyone, I am Ido Portal!
>>66943012
>Holly vs Meisha
>Nate vs Conor
>Those being upsets
kek
That was just free money
>>66942997
its an hamstring exercise, very good one
>>66943018
I can do a cartwheel too but without the meme spin
>>66943019
wut am I looking at here
>>66943012
>If both champs lose on saturday, is anything certain in life?
That hard work and dedication pay off, and champs with addictions (cocaine, video game streaming) will always lose!
>>66943025
Meisha and Nate were both huge underdogs going into the fight, and went on to win. That's the definition of an upset.
>>66943012
If jbj and mm lose then the post-USADA era would be over and the WHO era begins
Either way the texEIRA is coming
>>66943043
>the texEIRA
I like it
>>66942972
this
Is Jon BULL tier?
>>66943039
Oh they were. But that was complete bullshit that they were. Hence the free money.
What pop song would you guys walk out too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQt6jIKNwgU
>>66943065
No, i think his legs are smaller than mine desu
>>66943026
https://youtu.be/Vw9O5wZnQfA
Doing this. It's one of the basic bboy moves he uses to appear fancy.
He's a hack whose only value is questionable knowledge of gymnastic training.
>>66943081
I know that hes a hack
Apparently he charges people 1000$ a month for online coaching where he gives you a basic routine. And people actually pay him
>>66943076
It's true, his legs are skinny as fuck. Wouldn't be surprised if his leg snapped like silva's
>>66943081
>>66943099
Guys please stop flaming Ido Portal. His revolutionary philosophy of movement and free form expression have helped millions of people worldwide. Don't forget the rules of this forum. Thanks!
>>66943118
I didnt read the FAQ or the rules
209 mmuthafuckur
>>66943118
>australian backing some jew
>doesnt hop on the durian meme
>>66943159
Not that guy but Durian is a sensationalist fuckwit
>tfw i could heem every Ido Portal here
>>66943136
Don't blame me when you get an infraction on your forum profile~
>dan henderson has a stepdaughter
is this a good or a bad thing
>>66943197
His wife daughters son thinks its a good idea
>>66943197
i might miss the card this weekend because my girlfriend has to work and her daughter needs a babysitter
>>66943248
That's great
BJ PENN IS BOSS
>Girlfriend claims being raped
>girlfriend
wut
>>66943248
why do i want to watch this AV?
Shawn Jordan just won't let it go will he
>>66943248
do you think gabi even has periods anymore?
>>66943295
shouldnt have done steroids shawn
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/27/10854772/ufc-shawn-jordan-willing-to-give-up-mma-if-he-doesnt-get-paid
and give up mma u fat fuck
nobody gives a fuck about you or your fights
>>66943279
Part of this new rape culture meme lad
>>66943349
im call it full of shit desu m8
>>66943322
why wouldn't she?
>>66943012
>Luke vs Chris
that was hardly an upset
>>66943464
I was pretty upset at the end
>>66943464
agree, Luke was an underdog but the odds were pretty close.
>>66943443
no reason lad
>ywn get triangle choked by Mackenzie Dern
which one of you queers are gonna suck my dick?
>>66943498
>that nose
everytime
>>66943484
>making even wanderlei silva look small
Do you think you will outlive Joe Rogan?
>>66943575
why drink that literal shit
>>66943575
>drinking that shit
also those cans look huge, dont seem like their 0,5L cans
im guessing 1L? dayum
>>66943308
between 15000 and 25000 times, 100%
>>66943582
>that HGH gut
JUST
>>66943582
no
he will freeze himself in a cryogenic chamber and be defrosted when they figure out how to bring him back
>>66943582
nah he can afford stem cells, shoots that shit into his balls daily
>>66943484
whos the twink on the left next to wanderlei silva?
GET
THE
FUCK
IN
HERE
http://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
http://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
http://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
http://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
>>66943704
>Eugene
no thanks
How did we go from this...
>>66943730
is this pic real
>>66943704
>Kid Nate
no thanks
>>66942592
Not much clinch but I'd go with Takanori Gomi vs Nick Diaz, definitely one of the most exciting and fun to watch fights ever.
>>66943704
>Eugene
Thanks
>>66943730
to this
>>66943704
you got my back
to THIS
>>66942957
This is easy, we do it in boxing and kickboxing sometimes.
>>66943777
why are they rubbing their hands
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/19/11459336/fedor-vs-maldonado-official-for-fight-nights-global-on-june-17
>2016
>Fedor is fighting on FightPass™
What a time to be alive
>>66943840
>somehow maldonaldo is getting paid to fight again
Good for him, I guess.
>bloodyelbow
>>66943737
our eyes aint real
>>66943862
what are they talking about?
>>66943847
Whoa whoa whoa, we don't know if he's getting paid for this fight.
>>66943878
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/19/11436638/brittney-palmer-files-lawsuit-husband-assault-aaron-zalewski
>>66943847
Being paid to get punched so Fedora can pad his record more so his fanboys can call him the goat
>>66943862
Hahaha
hahahahahahhahaha
>>66943575
>muscle monster
Never seen that before
Is the cut off age for being a competitive fighter in the UFC slowly decreasing as people are entering the sport at a younger age?
>>66943878
Palmer's fiance who forced her to get plastic surgery and beat her around too.
It's a bit of Reverse Arianny situation.
God, that mugshot... she looks so hot after she beats the shit out of an Indian
>>66943902
13 is prime fighting age
>>66943908
Well fuck that guy is an asshole and that guy is a bit fucked up and deserved to be told off.
>>66943908
not even her name is real
why date/marry these phonies
>>66943896
>great veteran grappler
>ex-ufc title challenger
>Olympic Judo gold medalist
>pro kickboxer
sure buddy, they are all 'trash' whatever helps you sleep at night
"it is what it is"
>>66943896
>Brazilian Jake Shields
Everytime
>>66943322
yes, but it is semen instead of blood
>>66943987
victoriajade2390 asking the hard questions
>>66943737
yes, but it's just some camwhore from twitter, it's not gabi
>>66943987
>Rose will never kiss your kids goodnight
Why continue on bearing this cruel world, heem?
>>66943987
I fucking hate wisdom teeth, mine have been killing me for years. Good on her.
>>66944058
So you can continue to seek validation for your existence by posting shirtless pictures of yourself in the mma thread, on the sports subsection, of an anime based image board.
Have any of you ever invented your own martial art? What did you call it? What were its core tenets?
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66944081
get them pulled then wtf
>>66943796
damn, mackenzie really is tiny. gabi is only 1.87 as well
>tfw no tiny gf to cling to your face like a koala
what is the point of carrying on?
>>66944112
>What were its core tenets?
1 You must always heem
2 You must always heem
3 In case you don't heem refer to 1 and 2
>>66943012
>Is the trend gonna continue with Jon vs Ovince
i hope to god so
>>66944081
>years
Get them pulled you goof, your government will probably pay for it. It doesnt hurt at all, the only bad thing is shoving guaze pads in your bloody mouth for a few hours.
>bloodyelbow
You wouldn't last a minute
>>66942616
really?
>>66944281
he smashes cans very easily
>>66944081
get them pulled
everything will suck for the next day, but it'll be all over
>>66944168
>>66944267
>>66944310
Maybe I should heem them as you say lads
I'll need an 8 week training camp at Greg Jacksons' place though
will this be a spicy cucking?
>>66942854
pic rel
>>66942829
It's a bit early, he hasn't shown his face for a while tho so who knows
Who /wonderboy/ here?
>>66944369
>the big ticket
>the freight train
>ticket
>train
kek
>>66944372
love getting screwed by judges, tecia won and i wouldn't have been a goof if they got it right.
>>66944369
>shit heavyweights
>spicy
A heem? Maybe. Spicy? No.
>>66944394
Didn't one judge score it 30-27 too? Kek
>>66944395
>Shit heavyweights
Reduntant desu
>he doesn;t have any wins
>>66944451
i have a win right there in that very picture, goof.
here take another.
>>66944395
its all about the proud black male beating up the white boi
>>66944476
Take this win then you casual
>>66944491
here take this oldschool heem
>>66944122
>>66944122
ile be drinking some premium grade whisky to celebrate
>>66941833
That's why they do weed.
>>66944529
forgot pic
>>66944539
what are you doing in russia Lyoto?
>>66944539
>they sell whiskey in motor fuel jugs
>>66944563
>in russia
>>66944539
>premium quality
>plastic jug
>>66944588
>not seeing the tape holding the label to the bottle
>bottled and packaged in sierra leone
please done die russia
>>66944563
>>66944560
>>66944588
they spared no expense on the whisky but didn't budget for the bottling
but trust me its good stuff
>>66941962
The quest for heart disease is pretty widespread.
>>66944613
>best before 2012
>>66944539
>best before Sandy Hook
>>66942056
yeah so this lad swallowed a guy his own size, then?
>>66944539
Do you normally save your photos with 4chan filenames?
>>66944386
>do a spin
>spin again
lol
>>66944655
>black
dropped
>>66944637
not always
Sakuraba vs Wanderlei 4 when?
Can you honestly say you wouldn't want to insert your dick in between these thick, juicy lips?
>>66944691
God bless him
>>66944691
though that was koksal from the thumbnail desu
>>66944655
what did she mean by this?
>>66944369
>tfw 5'11" and have a longer reach than both these bums
>>66944369
>height measured in inches
wtf
PTA W
>>66944874
You measured wrong.
>>66944925
nope. I have a 79 inch reach
>>66944925
I measure from the bottom of my sack
>>66942436
what happens when you try that shit irl
>>66943039
>Nate was an underdog
casual as fuck spotted
>>66942436
What happened? Why did the guy start looking for the remote under the couch?
>>66942224
What a piece of shit.
Who'd of thought all the Khabib lovers were ISIS cucks.
>>66944954
Kind of awesome feature but you are officially a chimp
>>66942345
i'm picturing tracksuits and cigarettes
>>66945014
i love how god made our arms just long enough to masturbate (save for artem)
where does /heem/'s jealousy of schaub stem from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z-AxOGzNDk
>>66945014
nah, but the tips of my fingers can touch my knees standing upright
>>66943896
you've never been kicked by Rizzo, I see
>>66945049
just messing with you. I'd like to have a couple of extra inches for dat reach 2bh. Only downside is that it would probably be harder to get thick juicy arms
>>66944372
Oh that's right, I didn't do picks after the card was changed
kek
>>66945014
Is that Jon on the right?
>>66941903
>a casual to educate
the aforementioned lawler vs mcdonald
hunt vs silva
lauzon vs miller
the diaz bros bleed alot
wmma
zingano vs tate
zingano vs nunes
namajunas vs van zant
penne vs ellis
>>66945013
>Artem
>>66945014
still, it's a sweet advantage
>>66942639
Tecia is
>straight edge
>in grad school
>a top UFC contender
tfw she has more will power than 99% of the world
>>66944994
I didn't say that he was an underdog in my opinion, you enormous retard. He was a huge underdog from a betting standpoint. Therefore, his win = an upset.
Is this really that hard for you to comprehend?
>Winkeljohn wearing protective glasses while Jones was wearing boxing gloves
Can never be too safe
guys, what does "spicy" mean?
So if Werdum beats Stipe and Cain beats Travis, is it Werdum vs Velasquez II next?
What did Paige VanZant mean by this?
>>66945224
In reference to a "spicy banger," exciting, action-packed. Usually means there will be a lot of back-and-forth stand-up exchanges.
>>66945224
It's what my normal cooking tastes like to white people.
>>66945275
I would posit that Carlos Newton vs Sakuraba is a spicy banger despite not containing much stand-up at all
>>66945283
Right, fair enough. It generally just means an exciting and fast-paced fight
>>66945047
I couldn't last past the first minute.
>>66945225
Werdum JDS has to happen first
Which UFC fighter has the crappiest house? Nicest house?
>>66945283
>>66945301
Thats a Spicy Roller lad.
>>66944539
>blended and packaged in Sierra Leone
No one noticed this?
This is nigger whisky.
>>66945370
Carlos Condit's house is incredibly messy, unwashed dishes all over the place, just a crater
This is your threadly reminder that you will never wake up on a cool sunny cozy morning, run your hand through Mackenzie's hair, watch her slowly wake up and smile at you, then cuddle with her in silent contentment.
>>66945516
Rip your eyes when that nose pokes them out
>>66945516
disgusting nose
>>66945426
oh lordy pick a bale of cotton
oh lordy pick a bale of hay
>>66942950
>being this stupid
croatia pls
Remember this zilch?
>>66945280
>implying we didnt colonize your pitiful country for spices
>>66945280
What did he mean by this?
Why are MMA promoters desperate to kill Fabio Maldonado?
>>66942056
>10+ years of natty training.png
>>66945642
Litterally who ?
>>66942056
So bobby hill finally grew up
>>66943840
>fedor on memepass
lel
>>66944779
kek same
Rousey was a product of numale cuck worship
>>66945894
>ynr she said she would beat money may
>ynr people claimed she would beat tj
kek
>>66945894
literally disgusting
gina was a product of being 2qt4me
Getting picks for Saturday’s card started. As always I’m taking picks on all main card bouts. If any fights fall through between now and the event then we’ll just go off the remaining fights.
Main Card:
Jon Jones vs Ovince Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson vs Henry Cejudo
Edson Barboza vs Anthony Pettis
Rafael Natal vs Robert Whittaker
Andre Fili vs Yair Rodriguez
>>66945894
>Said she'd beat Cain
kek
>>66945263
She's pumps out more "lol I'm just a normal girl who's so attainable" adverts than Holly Holms hocks products.
>>66945966
Good for him.
>>66945951
faggot
>>66945966
LMAO
nate ended the meme
>>66945951
Jon "The GOAT" Jones by r3 TKO
Mighty Manlet by boring UD
Pettis by r2 headkick KO
Whittaker by UD
Rodriguez by UD
>>66945951
Jones
DJ
Pettis
Natal
Yair
>>66945951
JBJ
MM
Pettis (probably not but he's still my boy)
Whittaker
Yair
>>66945966
good riddance to bad rubbish
>>66945951
you cunt, dont steal my (You) gimmick.
>all these worked marks actually replying
LMAO
Post a picture with more talent than this.
PROTIP: You can't.
>>66945966
>Hmmmm, people are not talking about me enough these days
>>66946021
who, who, miehsa and who?
>>66946021
>jon_jones_broken_toe.jpg
>>66945951
Jones
Mighty
Pettis
Whittaker
Yair
>>66946052
>he doesn't know Cat Zingano
CASUAL
>>66946041
>tfw no more Jones in NE
Why did he get traded bros?
>>66946021
why does she always dress like this? whats wrong with bryan cuckaway? its like he wants black and prelim bulls in his bed...
>>66946021
>more talent than WMMA
So do you just want us to start posting individual top 15 male fighters?
>>66945951
>Jones
>DJ
>Pettis
>Whittaker
>Rodriguez
THIS IS NOT REAL PREDICTIONKEK!
DONT DERAIL /NGANNOU/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66946071
I was pretending bro
>>66945951
>OSP
>Cejudo
>Barboza
>Natal
>Fili
I feel upsets
>>66946052
far left is my fightfu
>>66946021
here again
>>66946129
literal roids
>>66945966
ayy i'm not surprised motherfuckers
>>66946142
>muh roid ch-ch-cheaters
gays not welcome
absolute madman
>>66946120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCjQbKowUo
>>66945951
Jones via 4th rd TKO
Johnson via DEC
Pettis via 1st rd memekick KO
Natal via 2ns rd SUB
Rodriguez via DEC
>>66945951
Jon Jones
Demetrious Johnson
Anthony Pettis
Robert Whittaker
Andre Fili
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDIJwel9jL4
pussy
CONOR HAS LITERALLY RETIRED
ITS HAPPENED
Conor McGregorVerifierat konto
@TheNotoriousMMA
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the cheese.
Catch ya's later.
>it's once again a "anyone can derail a thread because predictionfaggot refused to use a tripcode" episode
>>66946206
if he's gonna attentionwhore he should just admit he's gay
>>66946212
>not milking it for the amount of potential (You)-age
>>66946212
shut up you ngannou meme forcing faggot
>>66946201
>>66946206
>falling for the memes
>>66945966
>THAT FACE WHEN IT'S FUCKING REAL
>somewhere right now Dana is having a stroke
>Conor sees all the talk about GSP
>Decides to retire so he can have his own big comeback in a year
Why am I not surprised ?
>McGregor retires
>Usada stops testing him
>roids up to 200 pounds
>cuts down to 170 to fight Nate again
>>66946257
Im not trusting him but it was worth posting on /heem/ imo
>>66946212
There was one tripfag shitting around here earlier and it was awful.
>>66945951
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>>66946247
I'm not autistOP/cuckposter, faggot
>>66945951
OSP via meme haymaker
Mighty Mouse
Barboza
Natal
Fili
Conor doing a masterful job at getting (You)s right now
conor got his first view of khabib
>>66946296
>actually believing the fight with Nate isn't still on and the tweet is referring to afterward
He's always talked of retiring young. Nate fucked up his memes to "win all the belts" so now it's one more payday and retire.
Until the money runs out.
is there any first world country still accepting people?
Brazil doesn't work for me, I'm a neet at heart, I just want to work a brainless minimum wage job and still be able to play videogames and not starve.
WHAT THE FUCK MCGREGOR???
Conor is ducking Frankie
>>66945951
Coke Jones
Mighty Gaymer
Pettis by boring but safe UD to keep job
IDK Whittaker I guess
Fili
>>66945951
Jones via 2nd round submission
DJ via decision
Pettis via decision
Whittaker via 3rd round T/KO
Rodriguez via decision
>>66945951
NO PIPE DID HUM
NO BATTLE DRUM
Now it's Nunes' turn to become a meme
>Khabib comes back
>Conor instantly retires
>>66946340
USA is accepting of people of all creeds, don't let Drumpf tell you otherwise. You could get a good job here and have a great life here.
>>66946314
thats not me, I started the thread dumbass
>>66946348
It's the ultimate duck
>>66945951
>jon jones via tko round 1
>demetrious pls retire johnson via decision
>pettis via heem'ing that glass chin
>whittaker via heem
>rodriguez via heem
>>66945951
Jones
Demetrious
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
ALL YOU CASUALS REALLY THINK CONOR RETIRED
>>66945966
> conor retires to a career of UFC "newscasting" and commentary.
>conor comes out of retirement within 2 years to reclaim fw belt then retires again
cap this
>>66946373
I don't want a good job, I want a drone job
>>66946396
More like hope the meme's over
>>66946412
WE GOT LOTS OF FACTORIES YO
>there are '''''''people'''''' who actually think Conor retired
hiii /heem/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BESGyeZJ0Mu/
>>66945951
Jones
Mighty Meme
Pettis
Natal
Fili
>>66946412
Come in through Miami
>>66946413
Werdum memefacing means trouble
>>66946412
Trust me, no you don't. If you insist though, work retail, or at a restaurant/fast food.
>>66945951
Jones
Johnson
Barboza
Natal
Fili
>>66946427
still my bby girl
>>66946413
>THINKING CAPS MUST BE SAME PERSON
THANKS FOR PLAYING TAKE A SEAT
>>66946412
not like u had a choice anyway. u probably dont speak english and no education
>>66945642
man, his problem is he's so damn vanilla. dude beat one of the goat's twice and no one really knows his name outside hardcore fans. ouch, man, ouch.
>>66946455
>conor mcgregor twitter tab
lol what a cuck
>>66946480
you are triggering me
>>66946447
yes I do, I don't want to talk to people and I don't have any motivation to succeed in anything
I just want to watch over some building entrance for a few hours and then be paid enough not to live in a favela or something
Maybe McGob's friend dying made him retire early.
He was so obsessed with a rematch the last 30 days
Maybe he got popped by usada and doing a Cro Cop now before official notice
Maybe he just saw no way around Nate's style without being able to KO him in the first go
Maybe he doesn't care for legacy, his health being the priority over now surplus of money
Assuming he isn't talking nonsense like he always do on twitter
>>66946427
forever my champion
>>66946539
>>66946412
You'd make a great longshoreman.
>>66946480
yeah
my english is fine tho
i dont think he is joking. his exact words were "im gonna set the game ablaze, and just like that, im gone". the guy doesnt need to "troll". one in this case may need to "troll" to get more publicity but he doesnt need that. he has more publicity than he can handle. he has tons of $$$ and is a hero world wide. keep in mind he just witnessed SOME ONE DIE FROM A FIGHT. he has his age, looks, $, and health. hes in his prime. what is he fighting for? now hes gona do movies and shit.
>>66946532
>checks his twitter to verify he said it
>cuck
>retard gets btfo
>cuck
Thanks for playing you might wanna hit the pub laddy
>>66946539
come to florida and hold a sign for a living or cut grass
>>66946586
Spoken like a true cuck.
You can go back to your meme bf now.
>>66946583
3 more fights and he takes the money and runs.
Diaz
Edgar
Anjos
retirement
>>66945966
isn't that the game plan? why continue fighting when you've collected millions? how many of you would continue working for other people as an employee after banking the way Conor has?
>Faber implies Dom Cruz used steroids
>Faber has always looked like one of the most ripped guys of the manletweights
>>66946641
>working
>it's a Joe Rogan tries to justify having open borders around the world episode
>>66946623
>gets btfo
>proceeds to call people cucks
Ahhh the pub is down the street laddy no need to keep getting btfo
>>66946658
post the embed u goo
>>66946648
>faber looks the same
>tj and cruz look like shit
fuck off bud
>>66946658
Trump wants to eliminate "the lines between the states" as he has said
>>66946648
when they talk shit on each other about steroids I always assume they are really saying the other went beyond the safe line and could've/should've been busted by the tests
>>66946641
you make a good point, but he also spends his money like a nigger
unless he tones his lifestyle down, he will be broke as fast as an NFL player who retires
and his fame will fade even faster than his savings
>tfw mcgoobs is blowing all his money and retiring too soon
How depressing will his desperate for money fights be in a few years on a scale of Arlovski to BJ Penn
>>66946663
>cucked into an echo chamber
Damn.
>>66946658
>is rich
>supports bernie sanders
>MCGOOBER
>tfw no eve torress jitsfu gf
>tfw no rener husbando
fuck
Who /hype/ for Mackenzie's MMA debut?
>>66946708
>echo chamber
>Searching this hard.
Keep trying bro we got 100 more posts
>retiring young
Isn't anything under 35 still "young"
>>66945966
he needs to fight against nate again, get BTFO (again), and then retire. this is bullshit.
>>66946743
you should probably just choose to identify as deceased and bury yourself
>>66946694
i hear you. however, maybe that's part of the plan? announce retirement. come back a year or two later for higher payday? especially if he beats Nate, which i doubt. a good trilogy between them would be great. but who knows if he's made some good investments or has been courting other business interests and opportunities? anyways, i guess we'll see what the deal is in the next few months.
>>66946690
>cruz barely trained for 2 years
where does conor rank among GOATS?
you're rolling jiu jitsu in the club and this happens, what do?
>>66946794
fighting wise mid 30's is old depending on # of fights of course. hes only 27 he will be gone by 30 likely
Do you guys think Faber legit thinks TJ was on roids during his time at TAM, or is he just memeing and trying to get under his skin like Cruz did?
>>66946803
why?
>>66946814
nice meme
>>66946828
not even top 10
>>66946802
he is going to fight nate at ufc 200 then retire. dumbass
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/722499331006210048
>>66946828
right next to billy and mountain goat
>>66946836
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Conor literally running from everyone
>>66946859
he's gonna do a Brock and go to mandrama
>>66946859
>implying he wont fight edgar
>implying he wont fight gsmeme
he wont let those easy danabux get away you goof
>>66946807
because he makes more money fighting than he does retiring and waiting. No matter who he fights its a huge fight. Nate never brought the casuals in till now
>retires from UFC
>does a Wrestlemania and a few Raws for a couple million
>signs contract and comes back to UFC
>>66946767
in the ufc? man, i hate those new reeboks shorts. i love watching women fight in tights.
>>66946561
Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that she is abusing male hormones?
>>66946807
yea I wouldn't be surprised if its a Farve/Manning style "retirement" to build hype and get more money.
but I wonder whats going to happen with the Diaz rematch. its already scheduled and Nate will be mad as fuck if he has to wait an extra couple years for his 2nd big payday
>>66946955
nate is fighting gsp you goof
>>66946848
He saw what it did to conor and decided he will use part of nates playbook and accuse everyone of roids. Have to say it works. Really irks fighters lol like tj and cruz
>>66946931
making her debut in July in Legacy apparently
>>66946939
Especially if you compare how she looked when she was 16 in some pic that gets posted here every once in a while. She used to be really pretty and girly.
>>66946870
Based schawb knows whats up
>>66946899
see -->>66946408
he'll wait for an champion he thinks he can take
Great point Joe. People should park where they want. I'm sure you'd never complain.
>>66946972
Legacy is my shit on axs tv
>>66946908
yeah, but like i said, maybe there are other business opportunities he wants to pursue at the moment and finally has the money to invest in them. i would love to see him continue fighting but i can't begrudge a man for pursuing something other than getting his face bashed in or put to sleep.
>>66947003
This guy is fucking insane, eddie and joe are just high as fuck and have no idea what they are saying and they are like 40
>>66947003
joe literally has the thought process of a middle schooler
>>66947013
I agree completely. He always seems very conscious of the damage to the body and brain and the ramifications of continuing in the sport
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/722461585650757632
who /cant wait/ here?
JOE ROGAN PODCAST,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
Check it out.
Eddie Huang is guest and is a pretty based Asian dude.
>Eddie ''babyface'' Huang was a coke dealer
>>66946955
no doubt that fight is still on. and what better stage to announce your retirement - really announce it, not twitter bs - than ufc 200? wait and see, i guess.
>>66947049
they never shoulda gave these niggas money
At what age did you grow out of Joe Rogan?
>>66947049
cringe
>>66947049
I really like seeing how successful Schaub has been since he retired, he's been killing it and I think he seems much happier now than he was when he was still fighting
>>66947071
at what age did you realize that all comedians are good in moderation.
how will you stop my takedown?
So now that Conor has retired, can we all agree he was the FW GOAT?
>>66947061
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
didn't stay hungry for long!
he has been hacked or "hacked "desu, his instagram doesn't have anything on this.
>>66946767
>my dick when Mackenzie and Claudia get in a bundalicious spicy roller at the new women's flyweight division where they don't cut so much weight and aren't as lean
>my dick when a Joanna with 10 pounds more thickness on her
>>66947108
low blow. Kurt always gets heemed in the boys
>you can grow up to be ANYTHING
>rapper, basketball player, fighter, """""artist"""""
>>66947112
No, I think Aldo still has a more impressive reign than Conor did
He's definitely #2 though
CONOR LITERALLY SHOOK
HE KNOWS HE WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO BEAT NATE
>>66946836
IDK, probably scream and go apeshit on the guy for probably fucking me up for life. My left leg is already a mess, it don't need that shit.
>>66947109
Paige is an admitted whore. Shit taste in fightfus.
>>66947141
>>66947160
>>66947112
These fooollssss even joe said it
>>66947174
>shitskin mindsets
>>66947181
>Paige is an admitted whore
virgin detected
>>66947174
jeez bro how dare you apply a heel hook on mre bro
what do you think this is, competitive bjj? gtfo here bro
>TFW you saw the rise and fall of the literal undeniable P4P GOAT all in a few years
what a ride lads
r8 my meme
haha
idea: how about we all wait for an official announcement rather than a vague tweet before talking shit?
>>66947219
>waifuing girls who admit they are whores
May as well waifu porn stars.
>>66945951
JON
HENRY
ANTHONY
ROBERT
YAIR
>>66947254
sweet sasha grey, licking toilet seats and reading to little kids
You now remember the last time you made cummies.
>>66945951
Jon Jones
Demetrious Johnson
Edson Barboza
Robert Whittaker
Yair Rodrigeuz
So Jones is fighting for the first time in over a year, after a fuckload of drama that is taking place smack in the middle of his prime. Why does it seem like /heem/ isn't very hyped for this?
>>66947309
because hes fighting a jobber
>>66947309
My interest went out the window when DC pulled out
I just can't hype myself up for a short notice squash match against an unready opponent for a plastic belt
I've seen Rogan turn into a massive dickhead while drinking on podcasts and start obnoxiously yelling and berating people in an uncomfortable way. He's full of shit when he says "I just get nicer when I drink :3"
>>66945951
Jones
Cejudo just to be a bit bold
Pettis
Whittaker
Yair
>>66947347
spoilers, Joe is full of shit almost all the time.
>>66947309
Probably the same reason nobody was hype for Khabib vs Whocher
>>66947109
>(Sorry for the directnes)
betafag kant spel
>>66947309
his bantz with DC is more entertaining
>>66947254
shit they are more successful then we are anon
>>66947098
Schaub retired? Did you mean retarded?
>Rogan arguing raising minimum wage
>>66947309
He's fighting OSP a guy who was satisfyingly mid tier in strikeforce.
Sure he some some cheeky KOs but honestly this is a tune up for jones and if he loses he'll be perma goofed.
LITERALLY
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>66947388
>t. trustfund babby cunt
gtfo
>>66947309
he's fighting a guy who got grapplefucked by Mousasi
>>66947309
yeah, i think everyone's just disappointed that DC had to pull out. it took the steam out of Jones's return. i really hope OSP lands one of his haymakers and KO's Jones just to shake things up in the division. LHW has become a bit stale recently. Jones/Rumble is the only other fight i'm interested in there.
Connor will go down as "hey, remember that guy?" Tier
Have you guys signed for the UFC™ Fight pass™ yet? it's an amazing service, I can't wait to watch it every day.
>>66945951
Jon Jones
Demetrious Johnson
Anthony Pettis
Robert Whittaker
Andre Fili
>>66947335
>>66947341
>>66947370
>>66947380
Still, he's usually a very entertaining fighter to watch. And there's always the chance of an upset. I mean, look at Chris vs Anderson 1. Anderson was smashing everyone, and along comes Chris on short notice and ends up knocking him out and changing history.
Just saying, I'm always hyped to see one of our current p4p goats fight.
u wot
>>66947061
pull up some dildos jamie
>people unironically think OSP won't be a tough challenge for Jones
He will knock around Jones silly, you goofs
If dildos were illegal, more women would put out. I stand with Cruz on this issue desu.
>>66947181
>admitted whore
Explain this, please. she has admitted taking money in exchange for sex?
>>66947461
will not be infringed
>>66947461
this is just statistically inaccurate
>>66947446
>it's an amazing service
>>66947460
i'm starting to think your pick of nate was just you meme'ing
you're losing credibility lithcuck
>>66945951
Jones via UD
MM via UD
Pettis via r2 Sub
Whitaker via UD
Yair via meme kick r1 tko
>>66947461
dildos don't provide what women want out of sex tbqh
>>66947461
no, more women would end up in the emergency room with carrots up their holes.
>>66947460
>special snowflake camwhore has a special snowflake opinion
wow i wouldnt have guessed
>>66947461
Most chicks can get a fuck easier than guys, most dildos are for gay guys anyways.
You just want the government to stop you from being gay.
>>66947388
>he thinks raising the minimum wage causes unemployment to rise
>he doesn't realize raising it actually causes businesses to hire at a faster rate than those states that didn't
>Bro shows me Conors tweet
>Have a laugh at the bants and remember his "i love memes" post
>Faggots start coming here taking it serious
get out of my /ngannou/ nuthuggers
>>66945966
I don't buy this for a second
>>66947451
It's hard to live up to the hype around DC vs Jones rematch, which is still the main story around Jones. He's spent way more time shittalking Cormier than worrying about his main event return. OSP's not bad but definitely not up to par. If it'd been Rumble people would probably be way more excited.
it's like you forget he's scheduled for 200
>>66947500
What do they want?
Hmmmmm
>>66945966
ARE YOU HYPED FOR CONOR'S COME BACK FIGHT TO END ALL COME BACK FIGHTS?
ARE YOU MARKS FUCKIN HYPED??
>t. dana white
>Joe Rogan proposing a tetrarchy
>>66947451
>chance of an upset
and that's why i'll be hitting up my local sports bar and watching it. i've very little interest in the card, but a pitcher and some wings at the local beats dishing out double at the club.
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7419257
http://strawpoll.me/7419257
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>>66947517
>get out of my /ngannou/ nuthuggers
this
>>66947543
they want an emotional connection, and cuddling and shit.
don't get me wrong, they wanna get their pussies pounded too, but it's not all about that. for men, that's all it is.
Somebody hold me, conor is full of shit right?
>>66947494
>>66947511
They are the fighters I followed so tho prediction isn't meme. Styles make fights, and I don't believe Jones survives OSP from the fights I seen by them.
>>66947619
RARE FLAG
>>66947619
yeah
>>66947619
Yes
He always has been tho
>>66947619
all a publicity stunt m8 don't worry about it. he got 48k retweets out of it in only an hour.
anyone baking new bread?
>>66947597
>they want an emotional connection, and cuddling and shit.
>don't get me wrong, they wanna get their pussies pounded too, but it's not all about that. for men, that's all it is.
>>66947619
Shh shh, it's going to be okay
You'll always have Artem
>>66947309
OSP lost to Bader.
>>66947517
>bro
Fuck off yank
>>66947646
deep...
>>66947660
no we're listening to the jre in this one
Joe's right about hot girls getting too much heat.
Also Kobe's a savage.
>>66947495
thank you Mr. Hopper! haha
Joe Rogan would be such a great President of the USA
>>66947695
Fine with me. I dont normally care for comedian episodes but this dude is funny.
>Jaime pull up chilly pimp
>>66947517
>Bro
>Faggots
>taking it serious
Fuck off yank twat
>>66947517
fuck off yank
>>66947713
It's true though virgin guys and ugly girls are always talking about abortion rights and shit like that all rules just hitting hot girls that actually get laid and are desired.
>>66947517
fuck off yank
>>66947732
he disagrees with you lol. The last cast he said he was just as qualified as sarah palin to be the president
http://sports.nbcsports.com/2016/04/19/conor-mcgregor-announces-his-retirement-on-twitter/?cid=eref:nbcnews:text
we mainstream news now
>>66947517
Piss off yank nonce
holy shit 549 posts
has to be a record
>>66947813
'no'
>>66947665
OSP is an interesting matchup for Jon Jones though
>size
>strength
>reach
the other time he faced someone with similar height and reach was vs Gus.
Obv OSP doesn't have the same crisp striking as Gus, but he's got dangerous hands.
If he lands some of those uppercuts up close, who's to say how Jon will react?
>>66947517
>nuthuggers
gas yourself
Last post in the thread right here
>>66948007
Not anymore :^)
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