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>>64468439
Upcoming MMA events:
12/29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
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1/2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1st for fuck mexishits
Fifth for mewvment
SCHAUB
is there anyone who can take dat left hand shot
>>64487693
no
When is Rose going to realize Pat is a bum and she can do way better?
I always thought she oughtta go on a date with sergio pettis. He seems like a nice young lad.
10th for pol swede getting banned
who /stillmyboy/ here?
>>64487867
fake ass and face is literally covered in paint
>>64487908
>the hero we deserve
I predict these things
These will the champs by the end of 2016
>HW: Werdum
>LHW: Jones
>MW: Rockhold
>WW: Lawler
>LW: Conor
>FW: Conor
>BW: Cruz
>FW: DJ
>WBW: Holly
>WSW: JJ
>>64488226
>BW: Cruz
almost m8
>>64488226
>mfw i actually agree with that list
>>64488226
Conor can't beat RDA
>>64487791
Why would she date a manlet?
>>64488432
>Conor can't beat Poirier
>Conor can't beat Brandao
>Conor can't beat Mendes
>Conor can't beat Aldo
>>64488382
Hopefully not I sincerely despise Cruz
>>64487693
yes
>>64488526
I didn't think any of that, I just don't think he can beat Dos Anjos. Even cowboy got destroyed in less than 1 full round.
>>64488374
>Posting a shoop.
Of course it's fake ya goof!
>>64488555
>Hopefully not I sincerely despise Cruz
I like cruz' banter, I just don't think he can beat TJ.
>>64488667
>I just don't think he can beat TJ.
Dillashit is shit tier though
It's just Renan is even more shit tier
>>64488374
photoshop liquefy tool
>>64488653
>I didn't think any of that
haha you're full of shit
i bet you're ecstatic that this is an anonymous forum right now
>>64488374
>>64488654
lmao
>>64488654
Not a shop, but okay
Does anyone here believe in the mewvment meme? Didn't work for Gunni, the only reason McGregor has been so dominant in FW is because he should be fighting at a higher weight class
>>64488653
>what is "styles make fights"
McGregor is more elusive that Donald "Stiff As A Fucking Board" Cerrone.
>>64488624
>dat shoulder width
>>64488758
>the only reason McGregor has been so dominant in FW is because he should be fighting at a higher weight class
So Mcgregor is the Jon Jones of manlet weights
>>64488555
Youre a fag then. Is it cause he rekt Jack Slack on twitter?
>>64488718
I'm a conor fan, jesus.
>>64488765
>McGregor is more elusive
McGregor is one of the least elusive champions ever lol
He gets punched a fucking ton
>>64488928
>le McGregor gets punched a ton meme
no
>>64488928
didnt get punched much inh is last fight
>>64488758
The reason Gunni lost is because he tried to out jew jitz Maia, even when it was clear he was out of his depth.
He didn't even try to get back to his feet
He should have used his mewvement like when he BTFO Thatch
>>64487946
kek, who let him get on the mic
>>64488928
>Werdum gets hit a bunch
>So does DC
>And Rockhold
>And Lawler
>And RDA
>And TJ
>And DJ
>>64488884
no his fighting style bores the shit out of me, his last fight was good, he's obnoxious as fuck, i hate his voice
>>64488374
>>64487867
chicano ass blasted because gross latinas are fake
>>64488928
>OHHHHHHHHHH HE HURT HIM MIKE
>n-never mind
Road to the octagon start in 25bings on fs1
>>64489198
The crossfit one isn't fake, and she isn't latina...pretty sure she's from norway actually
SQUATS AND OATS, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!
>>64489294
holy shit
>>64489309
what the fuck is a bing? jesus christ stop trying to be an autist.
>>64489527
>that face
>>64489766
is heem turning into /pol/?
>>64489527
muh dik
>>64490017
I meant that she has a fucking butterface you fucking retard
>>64490430
Go back to your own forum and call people cucks and talk about how immigrants are ruining your shitty European country.
>>64490584
Que? What did he say that made you think he is a /pol/ guy?
>>64490660
if you dont like she-niggers youre a polack: FACT
Will we ever get another sticky? Nothing has felt the same since 193
>>64489733
>>64490460
Mi negros!
>>64490795
probs at 200, or if 197/8 look any good
>>64490660
you can look up the conversation
tldr; hes mad for me calling out mexishits
i wish kicks from the bottom were allowed, it would allow for people to have more aggressive options of their back and fuck over wrestlefuckers.
Small T&A are the patrician choice.
Also, I could heem literally any of you right now if I felt like it.
>>64488226
good list t b h
"It was an amazing fight between Paige and Rose, and a difficult fight for Paige VanZant," Jedrzejczyk said during a media day on Saturday in Las Vegas. "So Rose did well. She didn't fight that much after TUF but she showed that she's game. And Paige VanZant, she's still young, but she's very talented and she's a bad ass. She's got the character. She still must learn a lot, but she's a very good fight. In the future for sure she will become a UFC champion."
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>>64489733
vomited in my mouth a bit
>>64490965
They need to redefine the meaning of grounded opponent it should be if your back is against the ground you're grounded. This would allow the bottom people kicks and would be better to recover from lay and pray that no one wants
>>64491013
small tits and wide hips are best
oh and try it punk
>>64490945
pig disgusting
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/27/10670192/ufc-london-bisping-vs-silva-fight-booking-thales-leites-vs-gegard-mousasi-mma-news
>>64489294
that's some matrix shit dude
>>64487946
oi im laffin
>>64489294
can't wait for dustin to get cut
>>64491194
aw no, i hate when they make middleweight cards they never deliver when there's more than one in the main card
>>64491013
I agree with you but I would still butcher you from the bottom and have your head clatter on the canvas
>>64491194
Is the spider really headlining a fight pass.....
>England finally gets a champion, in Conor McGregor
>they get decent cards now
Michael Bisping vs. Anderson Silva
Thales Leites vs. Gegard Mousasi
Makwan Amirkhani vs. Mike Wilkinson
Rustam Khabilov vs. Norman Parke
Tom Breese vs. Keita Nakamura
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
Davey Grant vs. Marlon Vera
Arnold Allen vs. Yaotzin Meza
Martin Svensson vs. David Teymur
Teemu Packalen vs. Lukasz Sajewski
Jarjis Danho vs. Daniel Omielanczuk
Nikita Krylov vs. Jimi Manuwa
>>64491127
She is a lot prettier with short hair
>>64491254
who is that and is she really naked ?
>>64491364
Do you think Mousasi still sees the meme kick combo in his nightmares?
>>64488758
I think it's a trick to get the other athletes to waste their time doing it, whilst Conor does it only for that purpose and spends no time on it other than for that purpose.
For all the time he supposedly spends on it, he doesn't move any different. Look at professional male ballet dancers, they almost look like the fucking float. They change direction, jump, etc like they train the mewv all the time, and of course they do.
Conor looks just like ANY athlete, and not at all like a pro mewver.
>>64491364
I'm excited to see Englands brave Arnold Allen and Tom Breese back in action.
Cheeky fruit eating man should be interesting also, but we really haven't seen a ton of his game yet. He certainly knows how to finish though.
>>64491013
>patrician
the constant misuse of this word on /sp/ boggles the melon
>>64491364
Is the ufc startin every card with a high weight spicy banger from now on?
>>64491096
Rizzo was really good at people kicks.
>>64491254
post uncensored or gtfo
Reminder this literally happened
>>64491367
no one, and obviously*.
*not trying to sound shocked that you are so surprised a woman could be naked; I understand life under sharia changes your outlook.
>>64491596
no because I will get ban but here have a link http://imgur.com/pDNA6Io
>>64491637
Grow up.
>>64491719
Thank you Jose. Doing god's work.
>>64491719
You can't link to bannable content amigo. Let's keep this SPORTS related. How are you picking to win UFC 195?
>>64490945
just fuck a 12 year old boy dude
JONES CONFIRMED FOR UFC 200? When is he coming back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLjVh1bO6mE
(link unrelated)
>>64491719
perfect body desu senpai
>>64492153
love you too
>>64491460
the potential for career-ending leg kicks with that guy
fuck my dojo, I'm joining the ballet
>>64492188
IF I WANT TO TAKE YOU DOWN 100 TIMES I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN 100 TIMES
>>64492297
paige said ballet dancing is literally more dangerous than mma training
is conduit a meme fighter
>>64487867
She's fat.
You like fat women.
No wonder you are a murrican.
>>64489733
Now that's an ass!!
>>64492372
Hush now child
>>64492372
>I posted it again guys!!!! look at le ebin maymays!!!!
Now I finally understand why people say "lurk moar"
could an mma fighter take a kangaroo?
>>64492397
is crying about memes a meme?
>>64491364
>mfw Bisping is undefeated at home
>mfw Anderson has to travel all that way
>>64489733
>those underwear
that design is disgusting
I hope it doesn't become trendy
>>64492449
someone pls post the webm of the kangaroo choke
>>64492493
Is being a bitch faggot who's ass I could kick a meme?
>>64492449
Kangaroos have shit mewvment. They just go up and down.
When they lift both legs to kick, I'd just catch the kick, take down the kangaroo and ground and pound it to sleep
>>64492449
Yes kangaroos ain't shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsFdh1SPOA
kj noons is underrated as husbando material
>>64492559
>>64489294
>>64492556
that's not an adult kangaroo
>>64492541
>mfw memes are real
>>64492556
lmfao that kangaroo knew what was goin down and he got heemed, he could have ran away or through some meme kicks. Hate to say it but the roo should take all the blame for that one.
>>64492597
>conduit not in meme tier
nah m8
>>64492597
i agree with /heem/ approved tier except for robbie lawler. he's meme tier now tbqhwyf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmH9anx7gYA
>>64492597
Why is Sage not in the meme tier?
>>64492652
is he a meme fightewr
>>64492773
The list is older than Sage
>>64488758
> hes too big for FW so he gets easy wins
> he will lose at LW because hes too small
>>64492597
>cheezus tier
what does that even mean
>>64492449
veggie diet
>>64492813
>being new
>>64492813
Don forgay cheesis bro
>>64492704
>female model
who wrote this dribble?
>>64492556
>knocking out a small grey roo
>not having the balls to fight a fully grown red roo
Probably was afraid of having his rib cage caved in tbf.
>>64492813
back 2 reddit
>>64488758
Gunnar had the movement, he had the precision
He was missing the timing
Joe Rogan is a savage
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3jjrt3_joe-rogan-vs-feminist-verbal-escalation_fun
>>64492964
back to sherdog
>>64491364
Kek
>decent card
>main and Co-main are the only interesting bouts
Everything else is literally Bellator-tier. I would have imagined a "good card" consists of more than 2 bouts. Don't be fooled, England got stiffed with another shit event
>>64492597
that shit needs updating
holm in approved tier
sage in autism tier
You can pick 2 fighters to fuse together, the product will have the athletic potential and skills of both your picks, who do you choose?
Jacare + Wonderboy = Wondere, all the meme kicks and jitz you could ever want.
>>64493182
Schaub and Mcgregor = memest fighter of all time
>>64493182
I would pick two Rockholds but not fuse them together so one could fuck me in the ass and the other one could fuck me in the mouth
>>64493182
Bob Sapp and Brock Lesnar the power if being a big ass dude
>>64493137
>being this casual
>trying to offer an opinion
>>64493182
jon jones and mcgregor
easiest question ever
>>64492964
Based Joe.
>>64493182
Jones + Prime Chuck Liddell
>>64492597
why is bisping meme tier?
>>64493171
What about Ferguson? He's pretty meme-y but I like him too
>>64493330
Come on mate Chuck Liddell is only a good fighter for his time his skills wouldn't break the top 10 today he's just a boxer with wrestling d and a few kicks here and there
>>64493182
>Pre-Cain JDS and Barboza
JDS: Heavy hands, great boxing, good chin, and stellar TDD
Barboza: Lighting quick kicks and great footwork
Final Form Name: Dosson Bardozer
>>64493391
Chucks power and prime chin withs Jones skills
>>64493384
shit Ferguson should be approved as well
>>64493182
Ronda Rousey
and Holly Holm
>>64493182
Hunt and GSP
Hunt because of his steel chin, overall ability to withstand punishment, and one-punch knockout power
GSP for his technical prowess, impeccable wrestling & overall ground game, and high fight IQ
could multiple fighters, such as 2-3 heavyweights take a silverback?
>>64493182
Karelin and Lennox Lewis
>>64493620
If they had weapons
>>64493620
No, apes dont give a fuck about any rules, they will go for your balls and maul you
>>64493620
2005 Sylvia, 2009 Brock and 2011 Uberoid could
>>64493739
Case in point Jon Jones
>>64493821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsd5Kn3nzM8
>>64493620
ONE KING GETS OLD
>>64493821
>The pinnacle of Swede "banter"
>>64493620
2 heavyweights and a red kangaroo
>>64493990
get a dog bro
>>64493942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0DikFdIWE
ABSOLUTE DOG
>>64494051
>american entertainment
>luke rockhold
sharia take me
>>64494051
>tfw you will never be best friends with rockhold
it's just hard to keep going at this point.
>>64494051
Who the fuck is this?
Countdowns are up
Robbie vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
Arlovski vs miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
And a new mmaDigest update : https://youtu.be/k8aj0PHsey8
>>64493182
Jones and McGregor is the only good answer
Maybe The Chris and the Luke too though
>>64494170
lewler got this, ez money.
>>64493182
DC and Dos Anjos.
Literally unbeatable.
>>64493137
>only 2 interesting fights
ur opinion = WGAF
I bet Conor is everyone's favorite fighter
>>64493182
Maia and Buakaw
>>64493620
Depends, does the silverback gorilla walk through the minefield?
>>64494520
>not even picking one of the top 20 thaifighters
>>64493182
Werdum + Cruz
Untouchable
"He trains with a bunch of jabronis I train with champions"
-Luke Cuckhold
>>64494541
>13 seconds
>>64494184
>new mmaDigest update
Excellent.
>>64494520
Buakaw por pramuk or Buakaw Banchamek
RDA v Ferguson
Homeboy! That's a motherfucker!
>>64494839
DUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEE
THATS A MOTHERFUCKER
>>64494839
That wasn't announced.
At what age did you outgrow PRIDE?
Lel Poirier vs. Duffy went from main eventing a card to fight pass prelims. My sides, Dana is ruthless.
>inb4 "welp it's about time i get this thing started we've got a card this weekend"
>>64494887
Hypothetically
>>64495116
That'll be tomorrow sometime around 10am pacific
>>64495116
I'm going to be doing that tomorrow, sometime around 9pm est
This needs to happen:
>Rockhold vs Romero
>Belfort vs Kennedy
>Jacare vs Weidman,
>Mousasi vs Whittaker
>Leites vs Machida.
God damn that Ariel Telvani
>>64495251
>Belfort vs Kennedy
No
>>64494409
Yep, the card is brimming with spicy bangers like Arnold Allen vs Yaotzin Meza, Teemu Packalen vs. Lukasz Sajewski, and Brad Scott vs. Krzysztof Jotko
There are a few interesting fights like seeing how Pickett, Parke, and Khabilov will do, but their respective opponents don't really make for memorable fights. By in large the fight night is filled with unimportant fighters, not my fault the UFC always stiffs England with shit events
>>64495116
You can expect this to roll out at 11:58 EST tomorrow
>>64495060
he wants to sell those fight passes, he's put good fights there before
>>64494859
100%
>>64495251
>Mousasi vs Whittaker
Why? They should just cut Mousasi, he's done, no need to see him heemed again, if they want to keep him around just give him a can
>>64495290
>Parke and Khabilov would be interesting
>but their opponents suck
They are literally fighting eachother. I wish I could spit on your face right now ya dummy
>>64495251
Didn't Kennedy just turn down a fight with Machida? Despite clamouring for a big-name fight for like two years now?
>>64495251
You think Romero could beat Rockhold?
I just don't see him holding the belt, I don't know why.
>>64495251
>Belfort vs Kennedy
No
>>64495464
>implying you'll be able to stay awake for that fight
Both are uninteresting journeymen, the outcome of their fight is meaningless, just another boring majority decision
>>64495513
>You think Romero could beat Rockhold?
No, not really. But Romero needs to lose his accumulated momentum.
I could delete everyones thread here with ease
pic related
Fight me IRL right now
>>64495789
Come on m8 let's go
>>64495844
Funny thing is that Romero did go in his guard and actually did decently
>>64495896
decently? he fucked him up
Is this choke illegal?
If not, why don't fighters ever do it?
>>64496028
Yes
>>64496064
Why?
What a load of rubbish
>>64496028
Because it's way harder to render someone unconscious with raw hand grip strength than something like a bicep squeeze
>>64495997
Was that when Romero knocked him down?
>>64495558
Every post you make shows you don't actually follow the sport. It isn't about opinion about fighter, but just basic mistakes in your post that somebody who watched the sport wouldn't make. Have a good day, friend.
>>64496028
Its called the "Rape Choke", the reason people don't pull it off as much is because of the gloves.
In BJJ the gi hinders this, but in vale tudo and luta livre the choke is more common.
Rio Heroes features quite a few rape chokes.
On a related note, tapping a newbia via a rape choke literally breaks his spirit.
>>64496134
Not really
>>64493620
Yahoo Answers delivers again
>With the strength of all these fighters, do you think they will have a chance to take on an adult male silver-back gorilla together?
1) Anderson Silva
2) GSP
3) Rampage Jackson
4) Chuck Liddell
5) Frank Mir
6) Brock Lesnar
7) Wanderlei Silva
>It depends on how strategized and coordinated they are.. what I would have them do is...
>Gsp and Anderson Silva attack from behind grabbing ahold of the legs.. trying to lock out the achilles tendon areas. Brock from the front to control it's mid-section.. rampage and frank mir from either side controlling the tops of the legs... and wanderlei and chuck tieing up the arms.. From there attempt to control it as best you can while someone sinks in a choke.. >> <<
>999 out of 1000 times this won't work.. but in a life or death situation.. that'd be my strategy.
>One guy would have to be sacrificed to pull this off. Throw Lesnar in there (he's probably arrogant enough to think he could take the gorilla). While the gorilla is busy beating him over the head with his own arms, have your fastest guy (GSP in this case) run up behind him and damage his testes in one fluid motion. This should be enough to weaken any male animal and scare it enough to get it to run away (submit). There you go.
>mfw Aldo vs Conor II will be at 155
>>64496156
yea right after that spinning backfist
>>64496213
>mfw it's a 12 second KO
>>64496232
Lold
>>64493620
I'm not even a professional fighter and I could take a gorilla 9/10 times one on one. Anybody who can't is a pathetic excuse for a human. Just go for its eyeballs.
>>64496134
manlet hands detected
>dream engaged
>beach
>joanna
>anon, I need you
>I need you too, joanna
>crazy fuck in the sand
>everybody mirin
>/dream
Why even breathe, heem?
>>64495251
Mousasi is facing Leites but yeah, Whittaker is being hung out to dry with no opponent
>>64496232
I want to see what changes in Conor's style by not being so much of a spoopy skelly anymore.
>>64496404
More power
>>64496425
That'd be cool too.
>>64496157
No you're right, I'm sure Parke vs Khabilov will be a barn burner. Parke has literally never beat anyone of consequence. Khabilov's last win was over 2 years ago against Masvidal. Khabilov is going to go and out-point Parke en route to a decision. Lie to me and try and convince me the fight will be either exciting or important, I'd love to see you try
>>64496296
it's true, gorillas are pussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KujmrcF0ZxU
>can't even maul some skinny guy
>>64491364
why is he risking his 'undefeated at home' only notable achievement??
>>64496636
Lol, you seem very worked up. I don't care if you watch or enjoy anything nor am I trying to convince you to. I just was saying you don't watch this sport so it is silly to complain about it.
>>64496688
>>64496296
Gorillas are natures wimp, everyone knows this.
>>64496688
that nigga is ice cold, he could easily heem all you pussies. Not me though, I'll heem him and the rest of you.
>>64491364
That card looks JUICY
>>64496750
JUST
>>64496845
>>64496845
How dare you cover up that beauty.
>>64496742
I'm just trying to tell you what's going to happen m8, no need to get defensive
Usually in an argument you try and refute my claims instead of saying "Lol you're mad and I'm not going to try and convince you of anything". I have yet to hear your take on why Parke vs Khabilov is going to be an exciting fight to watch the
>>64496936
I love her.
>>64491513
I think Wilkinson will counter-ko him like he did to that disgusting lanklet
>>64496994
>>64496917
Where did I make that claim?
>>64497021
>people who dont fight in their natural weightdivision
sm[h]
