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>>64468439
Upcoming MMA events:
12/29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
12/31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
1/2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1st for fuck mexishits
Fifth for mewvment
SCHAUB
is there anyone who can take dat left hand shot
When is Rose going to realize Pat is a bum and she can do way better?
I always thought she oughtta go on a date with sergio pettis. He seems like a nice young lad.
10th for pol swede getting banned
who /stillmyboy/ here?
>>64487867
fake ass and face is literally covered in paint
>>64487908
>the hero we deserve
I predict these things
These will the champs by the end of 2016
>HW: Werdum
>LHW: Jones
>MW: Rockhold
>WW: Lawler
>LW: Conor
>FW: Conor
>BW: Cruz
>FW: DJ
>WBW: Holly
>WSW: JJ
>>64488226
>BW: Cruz
almost m8
>>64488226
>mfw i actually agree with that list
>>64488226
Conor can't beat RDA
>>64487791
Why would she date a manlet?
>>64488432
>Conor can't beat Poirier
>Conor can't beat Brandao
>Conor can't beat Mendes
>Conor can't beat Aldo
>>64488382
Hopefully not I sincerely despise Cruz
>>64488526
I didn't think any of that, I just don't think he can beat Dos Anjos. Even cowboy got destroyed in less than 1 full round.
>>64488374
>Posting a shoop.
Of course it's fake ya goof!
>>64488555
>Hopefully not I sincerely despise Cruz
I like cruz' banter, I just don't think he can beat TJ.
>>64488667
>I just don't think he can beat TJ.
Dillashit is shit tier though
It's just Renan is even more shit tier
>>64488374
photoshop liquefy tool
>>64488653
>I didn't think any of that
haha you're full of shit
i bet you're ecstatic that this is an anonymous forum right now
>>64488374
>>64488654
lmao
>>64488654
Not a shop, but okay
Does anyone here believe in the mewvment meme? Didn't work for Gunni, the only reason McGregor has been so dominant in FW is because he should be fighting at a higher weight class
>>64488653
>what is "styles make fights"
McGregor is more elusive that Donald "Stiff As A Fucking Board" Cerrone.
>>64488624
>dat shoulder width
>>64488758
>the only reason McGregor has been so dominant in FW is because he should be fighting at a higher weight class
So Mcgregor is the Jon Jones of manlet weights
>>64488555
Youre a fag then. Is it cause he rekt Jack Slack on twitter?
>>64488718
I'm a conor fan, jesus.
>>64488765
>McGregor is more elusive
McGregor is one of the least elusive champions ever lol
He gets punched a fucking ton
>>64488928
>le McGregor gets punched a ton meme
no
>>64488928
didnt get punched much inh is last fight
>>64488758
The reason Gunni lost is because he tried to out jew jitz Maia, even when it was clear he was out of his depth.
He didn't even try to get back to his feet
He should have used his mewvement like when he BTFO Thatch
>>64487946
kek, who let him get on the mic
>>64488928
>Werdum gets hit a bunch
>So does DC
>And Rockhold
>And Lawler
>And RDA
>And TJ
>And DJ
>>64488884
no his fighting style bores the shit out of me, his last fight was good, he's obnoxious as fuck, i hate his voice
>>64488374
>>64487867
chicano ass blasted because gross latinas are fake
>>64488928
>OHHHHHHHHHH HE HURT HIM MIKE
>n-never mind
Road to the octagon start in 25bings on fs1
>>64489198
The crossfit one isn't fake, and she isn't latina...pretty sure she's from norway actually
SQUATS AND OATS, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!
>>64489294
holy shit
>>64489309
what the fuck is a bing? jesus christ stop trying to be an autist.
>>64489527
>that face
>>64489766
is heem turning into /pol/?
>>64489527
muh dik
>>64490017
I meant that she has a fucking butterface you fucking retard
>>64490430
Go back to your own forum and call people cucks and talk about how immigrants are ruining your shitty European country.
>>64490584
Que? What did he say that made you think he is a /pol/ guy?
>>64490660
if you dont like she-niggers youre a polack: FACT
Will we ever get another sticky? Nothing has felt the same since 193
>>64489733
>>64490460
Mi negros!
>>64490795
probs at 200, or if 197/8 look any good
>>64490660
you can look up the conversation
tldr; hes mad for me calling out mexishits
i wish kicks from the bottom were allowed, it would allow for people to have more aggressive options of their back and fuck over wrestlefuckers.
Small T&A are the patrician choice.
Also, I could heem literally any of you right now if I felt like it.
>>64488226
good list t b h
"It was an amazing fight between Paige and Rose, and a difficult fight for Paige VanZant," Jedrzejczyk said during a media day on Saturday in Las Vegas. "So Rose did well. She didn't fight that much after TUF but she showed that she's game. And Paige VanZant, she's still young, but she's very talented and she's a bad ass. She's got the character. She still must learn a lot, but she's a very good fight. In the future for sure she will become a UFC champion."
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>>64489733
vomited in my mouth a bit
>>64490965
They need to redefine the meaning of grounded opponent it should be if your back is against the ground you're grounded. This would allow the bottom people kicks and would be better to recover from lay and pray that no one wants
>>64491013
small tits and wide hips are best
oh and try it punk
>>64490945
pig disgusting
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/27/10670192/ufc-london-bisping-vs-silva-fight-booking-thales-leites-vs-gegard-mousasi-mma-news
>>64489294
that's some matrix shit dude
>>64487946
oi im laffin
>>64489294
can't wait for dustin to get cut
>>64491194
aw no, i hate when they make middleweight cards they never deliver when there's more than one in the main card
>>64491013
I agree with you but I would still butcher you from the bottom and have your head clatter on the canvas
>>64491194
Is the spider really headlining a fight pass.....
>England finally gets a champion, in Conor McGregor
>they get decent cards now
Michael Bisping vs. Anderson Silva
Thales Leites vs. Gegard Mousasi
Makwan Amirkhani vs. Mike Wilkinson
Rustam Khabilov vs. Norman Parke
Tom Breese vs. Keita Nakamura
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
Davey Grant vs. Marlon Vera
Arnold Allen vs. Yaotzin Meza
Martin Svensson vs. David Teymur
Teemu Packalen vs. Lukasz Sajewski
Jarjis Danho vs. Daniel Omielanczuk
Nikita Krylov vs. Jimi Manuwa
>>64491127
She is a lot prettier with short hair
>>64491254
who is that and is she really naked ?
>>64491364
Do you think Mousasi still sees the meme kick combo in his nightmares?
>>64488758
I think it's a trick to get the other athletes to waste their time doing it, whilst Conor does it only for that purpose and spends no time on it other than for that purpose.
For all the time he supposedly spends on it, he doesn't move any different. Look at professional male ballet dancers, they almost look like the fucking float. They change direction, jump, etc like they train the mewv all the time, and of course they do.
Conor looks just like ANY athlete, and not at all like a pro mewver.
>>64491364
I'm excited to see Englands brave Arnold Allen and Tom Breese back in action.
Cheeky fruit eating man should be interesting also, but we really haven't seen a ton of his game yet. He certainly knows how to finish though.
>>64491013
>patrician
the constant misuse of this word on /sp/ boggles the melon
>>64491364
Is the ufc startin every card with a high weight spicy banger from now on?
>>64491096
Rizzo was really good at people kicks.
>>64491254
post uncensored or gtfo
Reminder this literally happened
>>64491367
no one, and obviously*.
*not trying to sound shocked that you are so surprised a woman could be naked; I understand life under sharia changes your outlook.
>>64491596
no because I will get ban but here have a link http://imgur.com/pDNA6Io
>>64491637
Grow up.
>>64491719
Thank you Jose. Doing god's work.
>>64491719
You can't link to bannable content amigo. Let's keep this SPORTS related. How are you picking to win UFC 195?
>>64490945
just fuck a 12 year old boy dude
JONES CONFIRMED FOR UFC 200? When is he coming back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLjVh1bO6mE
(link unrelated)
>>64491719
perfect body desu senpai
>>64492153
love you too
>>64491460
the potential for career-ending leg kicks with that guy
fuck my dojo, I'm joining the ballet
>>64492188
IF I WANT TO TAKE YOU DOWN 100 TIMES I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN 100 TIMES
>>64492297
paige said ballet dancing is literally more dangerous than mma training
is conduit a meme fighter
>>64487867
She's fat.
You like fat women.
No wonder you are a murrican.
>>64489733
Now that's an ass!!
>>64492372
Hush now child
>>64492372
>I posted it again guys!!!! look at le ebin maymays!!!!
Now I finally understand why people say "lurk moar"
could an mma fighter take a kangaroo?
>>64492397
is crying about memes a meme?
>>64491364
>mfw Bisping is undefeated at home
>mfw Anderson has to travel all that way
>>64489733
>those underwear
that design is disgusting
I hope it doesn't become trendy
>>64492449
someone pls post the webm of the kangaroo choke
>>64492493
Is being a bitch faggot who's ass I could kick a meme?
>>64492449
Kangaroos have shit mewvment. They just go up and down.
When they lift both legs to kick, I'd just catch the kick, take down the kangaroo and ground and pound it to sleep
>>64492449
Yes kangaroos ain't shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsFdh1SPOA
kj noons is underrated as husbando material
>>64492556
that's not an adult kangaroo
>>64492541
>mfw memes are real
>>64492556
lmfao that kangaroo knew what was goin down and he got heemed, he could have ran away or through some meme kicks. Hate to say it but the roo should take all the blame for that one.
>>64492597
>conduit not in meme tier
nah m8
>>64492597
i agree with /heem/ approved tier except for robbie lawler. he's meme tier now tbqhwyf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmH9anx7gYA
>>64492597
Why is Sage not in the meme tier?
>>64492652
is he a meme fightewr
>>64492773
The list is older than Sage
>>64488758
> hes too big for FW so he gets easy wins
> he will lose at LW because hes too small
>>64492597
>cheezus tier
what does that even mean
>>64492449
veggie diet
>>64492813
>being new
>>64492813
Don forgay cheesis bro
>>64492704
>female model
who wrote this dribble?
>>64492556
>knocking out a small grey roo
>not having the balls to fight a fully grown red roo
Probably was afraid of having his rib cage caved in tbf.
>>64492813
back 2 reddit
>>64488758
Gunnar had the movement, he had the precision
He was missing the timing
Joe Rogan is a savage
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3jjrt3_joe-rogan-vs-feminist-verbal-escalation_fun
>>64492964
back to sherdog
>>64491364
Kek
>decent card
>main and Co-main are the only interesting bouts
Everything else is literally Bellator-tier. I would have imagined a "good card" consists of more than 2 bouts. Don't be fooled, England got stiffed with another shit event
>>64492597
that shit needs updating
holm in approved tier
sage in autism tier
You can pick 2 fighters to fuse together, the product will have the athletic potential and skills of both your picks, who do you choose?
Jacare + Wonderboy = Wondere, all the meme kicks and jitz you could ever want.
>>64493182
Schaub and Mcgregor = memest fighter of all time
>>64493182
I would pick two Rockholds but not fuse them together so one could fuck me in the ass and the other one could fuck me in the mouth
>>64493182
Bob Sapp and Brock Lesnar the power if being a big ass dude
>>64493137
>being this casual
>trying to offer an opinion
>>64493182
jon jones and mcgregor
easiest question ever
>>64492964
Based Joe.
>>64493182
Jones + Prime Chuck Liddell
>>64492597
why is bisping meme tier?
>>64493171
What about Ferguson? He's pretty meme-y but I like him too
>>64493330
Come on mate Chuck Liddell is only a good fighter for his time his skills wouldn't break the top 10 today he's just a boxer with wrestling d and a few kicks here and there
>>64493182
>Pre-Cain JDS and Barboza
JDS: Heavy hands, great boxing, good chin, and stellar TDD
Barboza: Lighting quick kicks and great footwork
Final Form Name: Dosson Bardozer
>>64493391
Chucks power and prime chin withs Jones skills
>>64493384
shit Ferguson should be approved as well
>>64493182
Ronda Rousey
and Holly Holm
>>64493182
Hunt and GSP
Hunt because of his steel chin, overall ability to withstand punishment, and one-punch knockout power
GSP for his technical prowess, impeccable wrestling & overall ground game, and high fight IQ
could multiple fighters, such as 2-3 heavyweights take a silverback?
>>64493182
Karelin and Lennox Lewis
>>64493620
If they had weapons
>>64493620
No, apes dont give a fuck about any rules, they will go for your balls and maul you
>>64493620
2005 Sylvia, 2009 Brock and 2011 Uberoid could
>>64493739
Case in point Jon Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsd5Kn3nzM8
>>64493620
ONE KING GETS OLD
>>64493821
>The pinnacle of Swede "banter"
>>64493620
2 heavyweights and a red kangaroo
>>64493990
get a dog bro
>>64493942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0DikFdIWE
ABSOLUTE DOG
>>64494051
>american entertainment
>luke rockhold
sharia take me
>>64494051
>tfw you will never be best friends with rockhold
it's just hard to keep going at this point.
>>64494051
Who the fuck is this?
Countdowns are up
Robbie vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
Arlovski vs miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
And a new mmaDigest update : https://youtu.be/k8aj0PHsey8
>>64493182
Jones and McGregor is the only good answer
Maybe The Chris and the Luke too though
>>64494170
lewler got this, ez money.
>>64493182
DC and Dos Anjos.
Literally unbeatable.
>>64493137
>only 2 interesting fights
ur opinion = WGAF
I bet Conor is everyone's favorite fighter
>>64493182
Maia and Buakaw
>>64493620
Depends, does the silverback gorilla walk through the minefield?
>>64494520
>not even picking one of the top 20 thaifighters
>>64493182
Werdum + Cruz
Untouchable
"He trains with a bunch of jabronis I train with champions"
-Luke Cuckhold
>>64494541
>13 seconds
>>64494184
>new mmaDigest update
Excellent.
>>64494520
Buakaw por pramuk or Buakaw Banchamek
RDA v Ferguson
Homeboy! That's a motherfucker!
>>64494839
DUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEE
THATS A MOTHERFUCKER
>>64494839
That wasn't announced.
At what age did you outgrow PRIDE?
Lel Poirier vs. Duffy went from main eventing a card to fight pass prelims. My sides, Dana is ruthless.
>inb4 "welp it's about time i get this thing started we've got a card this weekend"
>>64494887
Hypothetically
>>64495116
That'll be tomorrow sometime around 10am pacific
>>64495116
I'm going to be doing that tomorrow, sometime around 9pm est
This needs to happen:
>Rockhold vs Romero
>Belfort vs Kennedy
>Jacare vs Weidman,
>Mousasi vs Whittaker
>Leites vs Machida.
God damn that Ariel Telvani
>>64495251
>Belfort vs Kennedy
No
>>64494409
Yep, the card is brimming with spicy bangers like Arnold Allen vs Yaotzin Meza, Teemu Packalen vs. Lukasz Sajewski, and Brad Scott vs. Krzysztof Jotko
There are a few interesting fights like seeing how Pickett, Parke, and Khabilov will do, but their respective opponents don't really make for memorable fights. By in large the fight night is filled with unimportant fighters, not my fault the UFC always stiffs England with shit events
>>64495116
You can expect this to roll out at 11:58 EST tomorrow
>>64495060
he wants to sell those fight passes, he's put good fights there before
>>64494859
100%
>>64495251
>Mousasi vs Whittaker
Why? They should just cut Mousasi, he's done, no need to see him heemed again, if they want to keep him around just give him a can
>>64495290
>Parke and Khabilov would be interesting
>but their opponents suck
They are literally fighting eachother. I wish I could spit on your face right now ya dummy
>>64495251
Didn't Kennedy just turn down a fight with Machida? Despite clamouring for a big-name fight for like two years now?
>>64495251
You think Romero could beat Rockhold?
I just don't see him holding the belt, I don't know why.
>>64495251
>Belfort vs Kennedy
No
>>64495464
>implying you'll be able to stay awake for that fight
Both are uninteresting journeymen, the outcome of their fight is meaningless, just another boring majority decision
>>64495513
>You think Romero could beat Rockhold?
No, not really. But Romero needs to lose his accumulated momentum.
I could delete everyones thread here with ease
pic related
Fight me IRL right now
>>64495789
Come on m8 let's go
>>64495844
Funny thing is that Romero did go in his guard and actually did decently
>>64495896
decently? he fucked him up
Is this choke illegal?
If not, why don't fighters ever do it?
>>64496028
Yes
>>64496064
Why?
What a load of rubbish
>>64496028
Because it's way harder to render someone unconscious with raw hand grip strength than something like a bicep squeeze
>>64495997
Was that when Romero knocked him down?
>>64495558
Every post you make shows you don't actually follow the sport. It isn't about opinion about fighter, but just basic mistakes in your post that somebody who watched the sport wouldn't make. Have a good day, friend.
>>64496028
Its called the "Rape Choke", the reason people don't pull it off as much is because of the gloves.
In BJJ the gi hinders this, but in vale tudo and luta livre the choke is more common.
Rio Heroes features quite a few rape chokes.
On a related note, tapping a newbia via a rape choke literally breaks his spirit.
>>64496134
Not really
>>64493620
Yahoo Answers delivers again
>With the strength of all these fighters, do you think they will have a chance to take on an adult male silver-back gorilla together?
1) Anderson Silva
2) GSP
3) Rampage Jackson
4) Chuck Liddell
5) Frank Mir
6) Brock Lesnar
7) Wanderlei Silva
>It depends on how strategized and coordinated they are.. what I would have them do is...
>Gsp and Anderson Silva attack from behind grabbing ahold of the legs.. trying to lock out the achilles tendon areas. Brock from the front to control it's mid-section.. rampage and frank mir from either side controlling the tops of the legs... and wanderlei and chuck tieing up the arms.. From there attempt to control it as best you can while someone sinks in a choke.. >> <<
>999 out of 1000 times this won't work.. but in a life or death situation.. that'd be my strategy.
>One guy would have to be sacrificed to pull this off. Throw Lesnar in there (he's probably arrogant enough to think he could take the gorilla). While the gorilla is busy beating him over the head with his own arms, have your fastest guy (GSP in this case) run up behind him and damage his testes in one fluid motion. This should be enough to weaken any male animal and scare it enough to get it to run away (submit). There you go.
>mfw Aldo vs Conor II will be at 155
>>64496156
yea right after that spinning backfist
>>64496213
>mfw it's a 12 second KO
>>64496232
Lold
>>64493620
I'm not even a professional fighter and I could take a gorilla 9/10 times one on one. Anybody who can't is a pathetic excuse for a human. Just go for its eyeballs.
>>64496134
manlet hands detected
>dream engaged
>beach
>joanna
>anon, I need you
>I need you too, joanna
>crazy fuck in the sand
>everybody mirin
>/dream
Why even breathe, heem?
>>64495251
Mousasi is facing Leites but yeah, Whittaker is being hung out to dry with no opponent
>>64496232
I want to see what changes in Conor's style by not being so much of a spoopy skelly anymore.
>>64496404
More power
>>64496425
That'd be cool too.
>>64496157
No you're right, I'm sure Parke vs Khabilov will be a barn burner. Parke has literally never beat anyone of consequence. Khabilov's last win was over 2 years ago against Masvidal. Khabilov is going to go and out-point Parke en route to a decision. Lie to me and try and convince me the fight will be either exciting or important, I'd love to see you try
>>64496296
it's true, gorillas are pussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KujmrcF0ZxU
>can't even maul some skinny guy
>>64491364
why is he risking his 'undefeated at home' only notable achievement??
>>64496636
Lol, you seem very worked up. I don't care if you watch or enjoy anything nor am I trying to convince you to. I just was saying you don't watch this sport so it is silly to complain about it.
>>64496688
>>64496296
Gorillas are natures wimp, everyone knows this.
>>64496688
that nigga is ice cold, he could easily heem all you pussies. Not me though, I'll heem him and the rest of you.
>>64491364
That card looks JUICY
>>64496750
JUST
>>64496845
How dare you cover up that beauty.
>>64496742
I'm just trying to tell you what's going to happen m8, no need to get defensive
Usually in an argument you try and refute my claims instead of saying "Lol you're mad and I'm not going to try and convince you of anything". I have yet to hear your take on why Parke vs Khabilov is going to be an exciting fight to watch the
>>64496936
I love her.
>>64491513
I think Wilkinson will counter-ko him like he did to that disgusting lanklet
>>64496917
Where did I make that claim?
>>64497021
>people who dont fight in their natural weightdivision
sm[h]
>>64497144
>>64496917
You're both pretty, now kith.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
UFC 200 CARD
Nick Diaz vs nevada athletic commission Joe rogan vs ice Conor vs floyd nate vs fox sports one ronda vs holly with arms tied behind her back tj and the fat chick who broke into urijahs house vs mendas and faber tag team fight cm punk vs van zant sage vs rose thug alex vs jon vs cormier triple threat and put jose and frankie on early prelims
>>64496936
Maximum QT
>>64497242
By the way isn't the athletic commission going to get raped in court over the Diaz thing?
>>64496756
>>64496936
Who is the superior polish fightfu?
>>64491241
He ain't getting cut, he's exposing the LW division. He'd dominate Cowboy and Pettis. It's a shame he's fighting Duffy next and not some overrate LW with a rep to ruin.
>>64497336
It's a shame he's not testing his skills against the undefeated guy Sage is fighting!
>>64497325
The champ.
>>64497144
>"I don't care if you watch or enjoy anything nor am I trying to convince you to"
>I say Parke vs Khabilov will turn out to be a boring fight
>your only response is that I don't watch the sport
You haven't responded to any of my posts with information that would imply that you follow the sport, either. If their fight is going to be exciting then you should be able to support your claim with evidence. If it's going to be a shit fight then my first point about the fight being uninteresting is perfectly valid
>>64497242
haha simply epic bro!!!
>>64497407
>it will be interesting to see how Parke and Khabilov will do
Broski, I was pointing out the contradiction. If you're interested in how both of them perform fight, and they are fighting eachother, you are interested in the fight.
>>64496404
>>64496425
Is he keeping the same TDD?
>>64497588
Chad is probably the third best wreslter from 145/155 after RDA and Khabib
Conor did just fine
>>64497588
YOU CANT EVEN PARSE GUARD
>>64497614
>Conor did just fine
u jokin brah?
>>64497242
>no Caol Uno, BJ Penn, Benson,Gomi or Kimbo
>no Chael Wanderlei
>not having CM Punks fight be an elimination chamber fight where one fighter (from one of four divisions ranging from Flyweight to welterweight) is released from his/her pod to fight Punk and try to pi-I mean tap or heem him
>not making Punks debut a ladder match (using the ladder as a weapon is legal but knees to a grounded opponent and elbows are illegal)
>not having Joe Rogan vs Rogan Watch guy
>no Luke Thomas Open Any Weight Invitational Grappling Exhibition where he takes on anyone,especially the donks who downvote him on Reddit
>>64487616
fuck you
>>64497614
>Conor did just fine.
His tdd and ground game is fucking shit and the first guy who immediately goes for the takedown after the bell-ringing will win.
Do you like dragons?
>>64497811
Yeah the best of the best can abuse his TDD
But outside of that they wont be able to
Chad is top 3 from 155 to 145
>>64497833
Do ya like dags?
>>64497856
Siver took him down.
>>64497887
While he was off balance and he immediately got back up
>>64497907
During that time a good BJJ ie Joe Duff, would have finished him.
Is going straight to the kneecaps allowed in mma?
>>64497925
>le BJJ meme
>>64497986
I'll allow it
>>64498012
He still KO'd Chad in the second
>>64498055
Thanks Captain Obvious.
>>64497986
THERES THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
>>64492610
I hate saying things like this, but seeing how Mayweather dismantled Marquez, I knew Pac couldn't beat him.
>>64497811
Conor did more from his back than Chad did on top
>>64498089
2007/2008/2009 Pac would have, thats why Pac retired/avoided him
>>64498090
begging for the ref to stand them up?
>>64498090
To be honest Chad's hardest hitting shot (scarred Conor) came after a take down when McGregor was standing back up.
>>64496296
i don't think you realize how risky it is,one hit and you bust a bone
Should all championship matches be Gi only?
>UFC on FOX 18's Ryan Bader no longer worried about title shot, focused on Anthony Johnson
As good as ded
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/27/10669040/ufc-on-fox-18-ryan-bader-not-worried-about-title-shot-focused-anthony-johnson-mma
>>64491364
Krylov vs Manuwa is going to be amazing. Great matchmaking.
>>64497907
lmao please, if aldo and mcnugget ever fight again and aldo told me personally that he would go for the takedown right after the bell, i would bet money on him. A much worse grappler than Mendes and Aldo took him down.
>>64497927
>>64497959
>>64498198
>not worried about title shot
what a kek
>>64498103
No, actually landing effective strikes and transitioning
>>64498174
>Gi
Chinaland is that way --->, commie
>>64498207
>Took him down
Are you brain dead?
>>64498221
>and transitioning
He didn't transition anything, he only got back up cause Mendes rushed and botched the guillotine.
>>64493620
3 Rumbles could
>>64498236
McGregor's butt was on the floor which is a takedown. No matter what mental you gymnastics you arrange. Siver is not a good grappler and this is the only reason why McGregor was so quickly on his feet.
>>64498307
Keep telling yourself that cuckmany
>>64498221
>effective strikes
>pitter-patter shots to the side of Mendes' head
Conor's only effective weapon off his back is elbows
>>64497588
Shame we'll never see this fight with Mendes doing a full camp just for speculation purposes.
Alternate reality simulator when
>>64498330
He's right tho and you're the low test Brit.
>>64498364
Full camp doesn't give you a strong chin. He got KO'd in the first by Frankie.
>>64498330
You're retarded.
>>64498364
Full camp Mendes now has no chin since Conor cracked it
Conor KO's him inside of 1 minute
>>64498330
>I call someone a cuck instead of posting a counter argument
>>64498379
He doesn't need to have a good chin when he is grapple fucking 5 rounds.
>>64498379
Guess you didn't see the fight. FYI Chad was doing fine until he gassed out.
Someone probably has a webm for you.
>>64498392
Why did both of you reword what I wrote in your own heads?
I'm not talking about a rematch ya dingus.
23/M/USA
Looking for a grappling/sparring partner for sessions 3 times a week. Please have at least 4 years experience in BJJ/striking and 2 years of sparring.
I am an expert in Krav Maga and Akido, so you will want to bring a Thai cup, safety goggles, and an emergency contact.
Please PM me or send me a message if you see me on /heem/
>>64498473
8/10, solid stuff
>>64498433
I rewatched the fight a few days ago. Conor was landing more shots and pressuring more regardless of gas tank.
>>64498431
>He doesn't need to have a good chin when he is grapple fucking 5 rounds.
He was getting blasted hard on the feet and that's why he gassed. A full camp and the same result will happen only in later rounds.
Why is McGregor already ducking Edgar?
>>64498527
>mcgoober calls out 155 division
>RDA demolishes memeboy cerrone
>doesn't want anything to do with 155 anymore
>>64498527
He's going to heem Edgar in June
>>64498527
Because its the least lucrative fight he can get now.
>>64498575
all the mcgregor fights are gonna sell themselves now tbqhwyf
doesnt need that whole world tour circus anymore
>>64498207
>he thinks anyone can take down Goober now that he can fly Ido Portal around the world to teach him meuwment
>>64498523
You assume he would let Conor get all those shots off in a rematch. If you don't think he'd wrestlefuck his ass for 25 minutes you're delusional.
>>64498600
True, but a Nate fight will get more shekels than a Fronkie fight.
What would generate more revenue for all parts, Conor title shot against RDA, or Conor - Nate with a crazy build up?
>>64498527
I imagine he sees it as going backwards.
Honestly though who gives a shit about Edgar when we could potentially have a Diaz and then RDA fight. Those are far more interesting.
>>64498641
Easily Conor vs Nate. You think Diaz is going to sit there while McGregor talks all his shit? The bantz would be on another dimension
>>64498647
Cono is never going to fight RDA.
>>64498647
I think Edgar vs Goob could be a fucking great fight. Edgar has unreal speed and Conor has unreal toiming.
>>64498628
I really really hope they give him a nice tune up fight at 155. diaz would be fucking perfect for that
imagine the press conferences and shit. holy fuck my dick is hard
Who /drunk/ here?
>>64498626
And you're assuming Conor would let himself get taken down so easily
>>64498705
Everyone is talking about the Conor vs. Nate fight. The only ones who are opposed to it are the ones trying to get the red panty night for themselves.
The Nate fight is literally the single best decision the UFC can make now. Provided they can put some reigns on Nate.
>>64498724
Did you just join the thread?
>>64498012
Mendes's gas tank was identical in that fight to any other fight.
>>64498761
No. But if you're going to use dumb logic I'll counter it with the same.
>>64498662
This desu, it'll probably be the only guy who really goes back and forth with McGregor verbally.
It could even happen given Dana said if Conor moved up he'd get an immediate title shot, but he assumed Conor would be dropping his belt and then moving up. Since he doesn't plan to, Dana could just wing in some bullshit to make the money fight
>>64498696
Maybe. There's nothing in it for Conor though. Lacklustre payday in comparison and he's already made his ambitions clear.
Sure Frankie deserves a shot but honestly the UFC will do everything on Conor's terms. If he wants to move up a division and claim the title within 2 fights he'll do that first then the Edgar fight. That's what makes the most sense to me. Edgar v Conor could still happen Q3 2016.
>>64498675
What are you saying Hans? Dana has already said it's happening.
>>64498527
He's memeing again, like when said he wanted to be an active champione
>>64498804
>dumb logic
Really? Please explain.
>>64498814
>That's what makes the most sense to me
How the fuck does vacating a division without defending the belt even once make sense to anyone?
Conor has to defend the godamn belt. Let him move up a division after that if he wants, but he has to defend the belt next. If anyone else in the UFC tried that shit everyone would be pissed.
>>64498814
>Dana has already said it's happening.
When and where was that, Jethro?
>>64498814
>Fronkie beats Max Memeaway and the hue
>Fronkie literally clears out the division for McMemer
>>64498803
yeah ok
>>64498837
>You assume he would let Conor get all those shots off in a rematch
He was outstriking him 2:1. Having a full camp won't prevent him from being punched and kicked.
>People think Conor vs Nate is a good idea
Nate is way too autistic to deal with Conors bantz
Do you think Frankie Edgar is on some shit like epo or is his crazy cardio natty?
>>64498814
>There's nothing in it for Conor though.
Literally the gayest reason ever. You're a faggot... and not in a buttsex kinda way, in a straight up faggot way.
>>64498901
He actually bounces less now, either for power or to manage his tank.
>>64498814
>Dana said
wew lad
>>64498887
Why would he stand and trade with McGregor knowing what he knows now? Mendes stood with McGregor until he couldn't any longer. He will wrestlefuck from the opening bell if they rematch.
>this was all implied
>>64498898
This tbf, the fight would never happen because Nate would literally be suspended for throwing fists literally every moment they see each other.
That and Nate Diaz is going to go around on some retarded hype tour.
>>64499022
isn't* Tbh (to be honest)
>>64489041
He did, actually.
>>64499022
it's unfortunate that Nate being so stupid actually prevents us from getting sweet spicy bangers
>>64498870
>>64498953
>White said he would grant McGregor an immediate title shot against the winner of next weekendâs lightweight title bout between Rafael dos Anjos and Donald Cerrone at UFC on FOX 17:
>âIâd bring him straight in for a title shot. Next Saturday, live and free on FOX, will be the fight between âCowboyâ Cerrone and dos Anjos, and the winner of that, if Conor McGregorâs moving to â55, would face Conor McGregor.â
>>64498907
0/10, make sure to explain your point of view rather than make statements. See me after class faggot.
>>64498864
To put it simply not everyone can have what they want. The bottom line is money which is Conor. He'll do what he wants. A Q2 155 title shot and a Q3 Edgar fight is a reasonable compromise unless Conor wants to fight even earlier than that and move both of those one Q earlier. I'd like to see a Diaz fight just for the spectacle if nothing else. Edgar can fight Holloway in Q2 if he wants to stay fresh.
>>64498473
Message sent. check your inbox :)
>>64498527
hes not
ufc need to decide how they gonna play this
>>64499164
Dana also said Meisha Tate would face Ronda for a 3rd time for the belt, but behind closed doors they decided to make the Holly fight and then announce it on a morning show without Holly's prior knowledge. One of the reasons I actually enjoyed that win more.
tl;dr: Don't trust anything Dana says until it's actually set in stone.
>>64499164
>To put it simply not everyone can have what they want. The bottom line is money which is Conor. He'll do what he wants.
I hope bad things happen to you soon
>Edgar can fight Holloway in Q2 if he wants to stay fresh.
I hope bad things happen to your family, too
>>64499218
Edgar deserves a shot in my hopinion
The only reason Conor will fight Nate Diaz is because is scared of Frankie.
FRANKIE DESERVES HIS SHOT.
HERE WE GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-49IYabcCg
>>64499253
Get a cat
http://youtu.be/hjh5xVqQSSo
>>64499253
Diaz is just like a stepping stone for meme gregor right? He would be deleted at most in the second.
How would a Conor vs Nate fight make money for the two, though? Neither are champ at 155 so their fight wouldn't be a PPV, which means they couldn't rake in bank from a percentage of PPV buys. Surely McGregor won't fight anyone off PPV at this point, what would he have to gain?
>>64499298
It would be a lot more competitive than most Conor fans seem to be giving Nate credit for. I still think Conor would win, but Nate mostly loses to guys who can kick his legs and take him down. Conor is not going to the ground with him. Nate has a big reach advantage in Conor and he uses it well. There's actually a lot of stuff going for Diaz in that fight.p actually.
>>64499222
Why? Are you naive to business?
Neither of us can predict the future and this is merely speculation but money dictates everything in this world at the end of the day.
Edgar deserves a shot I agree but he isn't the priority from the UFC's perspective.
From the way you aren't actually making an argument for the Edgar fight I can tell you know it in your heart to be true.
>>64499219
Sure that should be factored in but right now that and Conor stating his intentions is our only source of information.
>>64497325
Karolina is more beautiful aesthetically, but Joanna has wonderful charisma, while Karolina is more stale at that level.
>>64491309
Yeah man they don't test for the fight pass main events, didn't you know?
HOMEBOY IS A MOTHERFUCKER
>be McGregor
>call out the 155 division
>RDA wins the title fight
>not the winner you had hoped for
>RDA answers your call out and steps up
>pose in front of your car an pretend that it was the other way around with the call outs.
He is ducking RDA as well.
>>64499417
JUST A BEAST SON
>>64499421
Stuck in the mud division running scared.
Pettis vs Conor
Who wins?
>>64499421
That Conor tweet was in response to Edgar and Diaz not RDA.
>>64499450
we'll see which pettis shows up in the alvarez fight.
i'll reserve my judgement till then :^)
>>64499367
True, his reach is a great advantage but Conor can kick as well. Man it sucks to just wait for another event, i hope that this rizin will be worth watching.
>>64499477
We have two Rizin events during the week and 195 is on Saturday. There isn't really much of a wait anymore.
>>64499493
He probably wants to see actual fighting and not meme shitshows like Akebono vs Sapp. The entire Rizin card is pure shit and there's only like two fights worth watching, King Mo and Kron Gracie.
>>64499161
Nick too, the fact they refuse to fight scrubs they could just go full STOCKTON on is something I've missed since Strikeforce.
>>64499541
If you don't like memes then you don't belong in /heem/
>>64499597
roided up meme fighter
>>64499541
>The entire Rizin card is pure shit
I hope you have a difficult life and leprous children.
>>64499597
Hendricks lost that fight because he played the bitch card the last 2 minutes, trying to hide his head in-between Robbie's legs... otherwise he wins via decision.
>>64499612
Hi Rory, how's the nose healing up?
>>64499468
Are you some sort of mind reader? It was clearly a blanket statement against all of them. He's an arrogant prick, so what else is new?
>I'm coming for that lightweight title baby
>Lightweight champion responds
>HES BEGGING FOR THAT RED PANTY NIGHT, LINE EM UP YEAH
>>64489294
absolutely fucking mewvment
>>64499541
The tourney should be interesting, Fedor is coming back, and PRIDE is being resurrected from the dead. Fedor returning and PRIDE coming back are big enough events to peak my interest
Plus like has been said UFC 195 is on Saturday, and that event is actually pretty solid
>>64499292
Chael was hoping McGregor would lose the most.
>>64499627
It was a terrible decision if you go by the 10 points per round scoring system, but nobody cared because of what Hendricks did in round 5.
>>64499612
stay salty
>>64499827
was talking about lawler
>>64499859
You think Robbie is on roids? Interesting. Why?
>>64492597
>implying conor isnt legit now
>implying rory doesnt belong in his own tier above all others after ufc 189
when does korean zombie's military service end?
>>64499759
Fedor's coming back is a complete joke though. Jaideep isn't even worthy of fighting on the same card as him. I'd be okay with it if he was fighting some good competition, but come the fuck on, this is a very obvious can crushing bout. I'm hoping Jaideep flash KOs him just for the drama.
The tournament is interesting, I'll agree, but it'd be more so if we had actual talent in it. Aside from King Mo, Aoki, and Ishii, who else is there? Sakuraba's a shell of what he once was, and James Thompson's biggest fight was losing to Reem back in the day.
Pride sold itself on big stars like Wanderlei and Minotauro but I'm just not seeing that here. All the recognizeable names are just B- and C-listers on the waning parts of their careers.
Granted, they'll all be roided to the gills, so who knows, maybe there'll just be chaos and blood wars. Here's hoping, but my expectations have been six feet under since they announced Jaideep as Fedor's opponent.
>>64499421
>He is ducking RDA as well.
he said frankie is a weak version of chad
>>64499957
Well that doesn't make any sense now does it?
>>64500066
nope, that was when they shot tuf
>>64499909
It was 2 years. Must be almost over.
>Poirier looking WW
Please do not bully Rizin FF
>>64497325
I like seeing both of them win
>>64499944
>Fedor's coming back is a complete joke though
>my expectations have been six feet under since they announced Jaideep as Fedor's opponent
Yeah I have no idea what they're thinking pulling that shit. I mean you could at least pretend like you tried to sign someone who wasn't such obvious fodder for Fedor, but this IS Pride 2.0 we're talking about here. The sad part is the rebirth of Pride and the return of Fedor will draw an audience no matter how utterly shit any of the fights will turn out to be. I just hope that after this event they put some real effort into trying and signing some real talent so future events can be worth watching. Can you imagine if they manage to snag Benson Henderson?
>>64500223
Damn he's on that Lombard shit. Well more undetectable shit like Lombard was on.
>>64492597
>No JJ in approved tier
a bit disappointing.
>>64500223
>le 145 face
>>64500415
He doesn't look roided at all, youre crazy
>>64500367
They should have got Nick Diaz while he's banned from UFC, he's always rambling about Pride anyway
>>64493182
Dillashaw and D. Johnson.
Half mouse, half rat, all killer.
>>64493182
Struve + McGregor
>The McTower
>>64493182
Shinya Aoki grappling + Georgio Petrosyan striking
>>64500624
I like your taste in music
>>64500684
>mfw Conor's front snap kicks with Struve's reach
It's literally the one weapon tailor-made for somebody with his height and build
>>64493182
>Josh Barnett + Anthony Johnson
A hulking blonde-haired, blue-eyed, 250 lb weaboo nigger viking with the sharpest catch-wrestling and deadliest kick-boxing. Literally ultra giga nigga
>>64500223
>hand tattoos
>>64500866
Where is your god now?
>>64500867
How about Bob Sapp + Semmy Schilt
>>64493252
classic /heem/
>>64487946
That's Eric Banana
>>64488624
Is that shopped? There's no way that neck width to shoulder width ratio is real.
>>64500684
>>64500684
>knees pleez
>>64487946
me mang
>>64501062
he looks completely normal
>>64487946
>that resemblance tho
>>64487946
Rockhold beat his ass so bad he became another person.
No one will ever heem as hard as prime Arturo Gatti did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEbMpOwiATk
he could definitely withstand conor's left as well.
R.I.P.
>>64501162
You are a crazy person.
>>64501205
>that last combination
bruh..
>>64501261
Looks pretty standard. People are different.
>>64501261
What's wrong with it?
>>64500536
That's not how it works, friend. Being suspended doesn't nullify his contract with the UFC.
>>64501205
>40000000000 lbs weight advantage
>>64501261
>slipknot lead vocal
>>64501026
I didn't even notice.
>>64501478
>push my fingers into my eeeeeeeeeyyyyees
>>64501205
>That 3 piece that put him away
>>64501478
>I'm looking at you through the glass...
>>64499749
It's obvious Canada made this himself because I can't make heads or tails of it.
Fighters who are still your boy despite getting heemed or embarrassed
>Jones after cocaine
My boy!
>Jones hit and run then coming back to get money and weed
That's my boy!
>Pea Hea- I mean Dustin when he got cucked by Conor
>Rose after Carla wrestlefuck
>Pat after getting slept in Glory
>Reem after getting fucked up by Bigfoot
>Gus during the DC fight when he kept running away
All my boys!
>>64501261
He actually looks completely normal though. You're probably a skinny little goof
>>64501073
Just rewatched Struve - Miocic because it was a spicy banger of a fight. Struve is so fucking bad at using his reach advantage, though, he actually walked in on Stipe multiple times, sometimes without even throwing anything. Every single time he got rocked it was because he for some reason tries to close the distance, when he should've been making Stipe do that. How fucking hard is it to get a tall dutch guy to fight like a tall dutch guy?
>>64501632
Fighters lose. Even in a hypothetical world where nobody ages past 30, everyone would lose eventually.
>>64501632
Was this at Faber's Y2K party?
>>64501632
What about aldo? how could you guys lose respect for him this fast?
>>64501667
Jon Jones looks pretty unbeatable. Especially after he dominated DC and how well DC has done since.
>>64501649
Take it easy on Struve. He has a defective heart, which doesn't move blood through his freakish body as well as it should. This means that he is not getting the proper amount of blood in his brain. Due to living in a constant state of hypoxia Struve's brain cells are slowly decaying. It's literally not his fault that he can't make good decisions.
>>64494338
Jones>DC
Conor>Anjos
>>64501973
I had no idea. I can't help but think if that's the case, it's even more important that he fights smarter so his blood-starved brain doesn't take more trauma.
>>64502092
Conor Vs RDA - UFC 200
>tfw looking forward to Rizing
is this going to be good, friends?
>>64502247
It's gonna be great.
>>64502247
probably not, but we ned something to feel the gap, ufc oversaturation(actually they have too many fighters) has habituated me to at least 1 card a week
>>64497165
Like every fighter in the UFC besides heavyweights.
Most of them walk around 15-20lb heavier.
>>64501478
>>64501514
That can't be right. That can't be true.
>>64502092
No thanks. I'll take my Olympic wrestling and top tier endurance over meme fighters any day.
>>64501610
how do (You) feel being this new
>>64502331
average is about 12-15% some HW cut like 30-40
>>64502357
Jones fucked up DC, bru. He took him down numerous times with ease, controlled the distance and just beat DC up. Jones also has an unlimited tank... he's not a "meme"
>>64502649
DC won the 2nd round. I still prefer DC, he's beaten more dangerous guys in his relatively short career.
rizin will be the biggest meme event of all time. Are you fuckers even close to ready?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8JxFNJAIo
can we getsome goof rogan memes?
>>64501889
He's a hue.
>>64502910
https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U?t=840
>>64502910
That was terrifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
>>64503089
is this dude serious
>>64503089
>they practiced on killer whales
Joe heard this somewhere from some guy and took it as fact until proven wrong. Typical Rogan.
>>64503089
Your brain on drugs and weed.
>>64503089
Who is the Rogan Watch guy and why is he so butthurt over what an aging pothead says on the internet?
>>64503259
No, I am currently on both and I still know the United States never actively hunted and attacked killer whales for practice.
>>64503300
are you also 47 years old and have tried all kinds of psychedelics to enhance your dreams?
>>64503319
gotta question em' all
>>64492597
Where the fuck is Tom Lawlor?
both rizin events arent going to be on spike
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is Stipe a journeyman?
>>64496756
qt as fuck
>>64503564
absolutely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTRjLcLGvK8
Live rizin weigh in's with qt asians
I don't know what anyone is saying
>>64501478
Oh man, I may have started balding at 19, but at least I don't look like someone transplanted a full grown man's head onto a child's body. You think this is a symptom of fetal alcohol syndrome or something? The word "manlet" finally sounds right to me.
>>64503647
I want glasses-wearing Shimada to teach me history
lol no way any of these guys are clean
>>64503687
I hope so
>>64503647
is all the commentary going to be in moonspeak?
>>64503706
its being broadcast on Spike so I doubt it
>>64501632
Is this at Faces?
>>64503647
literally every organization has better ring girls than the UFC
R O I D S
O
I
D
S
>>64503741
Seriously. Arianny and Britney are beyond spent at this point. They look like used dishcloths.
>>64503773
Brittney especially. Her playboy shoot was such a letdown because her tits are inverted
>>64503773
I feel racist cause I only like chrissy...
>>64501889
>Brazilian
>Deserves respect
Choose one
>>64502357
Jones is the best fighter in the UFC and he barely trained, but that is no longer the case.
He's going to destroy DC when he returns then he will step into HW and we will finally have an exciting heavyweight fighter again.
>>64503797
chrissy is the definition of meh, vanessa is much better
>>64497325
Agnieszka Niedźwiedź is ultimate Polish fightfu
>>64510296
