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Schaub?
Does anyone unironically dislike Joanna?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
>>64468482
Schaub won that fight though
Anyone witness any good fights between family members over the past few days?
>>64468492
what about this one
>>64468524
You'd be surprised
The winner of Hendricks and Wonderboy will be the next champ.
>>64468524
The only clean loss on Schaub record, although he was sick the whol training camp.
>>64468469
Literally impossible.
>>64468524
Schaub never loses a battle, if he wins he wins, if he loses he loses fightin' so it don't count. If he runs for it he don't lose either, cos he comes back for annuva go, see!
>>64468469
Nah, she's too adorable. I'm really irked by Rogan's verbal fellatio of her though, I think she's not the world beater he made her up to be.
>>64468500
my friend got into a road rage incident with an african american gentleman, it was self defense on his part other than maybe the soccer kicks that knocked out his teeth
>>64468603
>>64468524
Schaub beat Cro cop, who has a win over Josh Barnett, who beat Big Nog. So Brendan really got the last laugh in the end.
>>64468603
>he don't
>he don't
heem yourself
>>64468574
not maia or heemenov?
or lombard/rory?
>>64468500
My mother put my brother in a RNC and wouldn't let go after he tapped out
>>64468770
your mother is non-white and your brother is white and herb dean was reffing?
>>64468789
Thanks, Cool Hand Luke
>>64468789
>rockhold
>not a cuck
pick one and only one
>>64468469
>that division with claudia as champ
>>64468789
T-Thanks, Cool Hand Luke
Is Rockhold the kind of guy to cry after sex?
>>64468796
She's a world class gracie certified Brazilian jitsu practitioner with elite level striking
does fedor's youngest brother fight?
>>64468869
Hes the kind of guy that asks girls if they spit or swallow on the first date
>>64468873
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS0hfO4WLps
Where can watch Rizin on the 29th and 31st?
>>64468905
How could I forget...
>>64468820
Fuck off Swedecuck
>>64468732
>He don't know who da Orks are
>>64468954
Dont they have a website?
>>64468990
Wait. Where is this from? doesn't look like UFC production.
>>64469008
Do they have a website?
>>64468869
>hugging with a wrestlegrip
>>64468869
Literally picked him up like a toddler
>>64468574
>>64468768
The Welterweights are a killers row
>>64469203
Could DC cut it at HW? I've heard that he cut down to LHW so that he wouldn't have to compete with Cain at HW since they're both from AKA.
>>64469231
He was the strikeforce champ at HW, and he looked unbeatable at heavyweight, id reckon he could even be champ
>>64469231
he beat 4 (four) top 15 heavyweights
>>64469267
but he can't fight his girlfriend cain-dy
>>64469231
He was a heavyweight until last year and undefeated until last January
>>64469231
He did. Which is crazy since he still looks round at LHW.
>>64468954
31st will be on spike
>>64469238
>this is what swedecuc-ks actually believe
Lel
>>64469267
>>64469282
>>64469318
Oh fuck, I guess I am the true casual.
>>64468469
its impossible to dislike joanna
>>64469349
Damn right you are. Better go to ufc.com and read every fighters bio right onw
>>64469238
/pol/svensk snälla sluta bajsbreva i /heem/, så jävla trött på att se din rappakalja.
On topic, what do you guys think of Stipe vs Arlovski? I feel like Arlovski's latest wins have all come sort of cheaply, especially the Mir fight left a bad taste in my mouth. On paper, he probably takes it but Stipe has some power in his hands and it feels like Andrei always takes one to give one. Not sure if he'll be able to stand and trade with him the way he did with Browne.
>>64469339
>posting non-trump supporter
what is even your deal? conor would heem you for less
>>64469349
Go watch his fight with Josh Barnett on fightpass right now
>UFC women’s strawweight champ Joanna Jedrzejczyk said she is “99 percent” likely to coach the 23rd edition of “The Ultimate Fighter” opposite rival Claudia Gadelha.
>>64469391
detta
I think Stipe takes it, Arlovski is good, but the people he have beaten are not exactly good, Stipe feels like much more of a secure pick seeing as he is much more consistent in his fights. At his best I think Arlovski takes it but you never know which Arlovski comes, it could be the one who faced Schaub, and that Arlovski loses to Stipe.
>>64469391
>rappakalja
swede says he is sick of my "jibberjabber" and wants me to stop.
back to the shed grandmaster cuck
On topic:
I want to see rothwell fight for the title just cause of the sheer madness of him. the old guys gotta go and stipe is not talented imho
>>64469433
they are both entertaining, good at english, and cute.
should be a fun season.
>>64469433
>the 1% unaccounted is Zuffa and Dana
>>64469391
stipe is an actual athlete in that division. andrei's great and all but his time has passed and I can't see his chin putting up with someone like stipe
>>64469238
Literally fuck off, noone wants you here, it's an mma thread for fucks sake,why not go to /pol/ or /int/
>>64469543
cause I like mma but I don't like the cuckery you and others bring on board.
If you feel I talk too little mma then report me and let the janitors ban, I'm cool with that.
On topic while discussing heavyweights I think heavyweight by definition shouldn't be limited, they should be able to be as heavy as they please. In other words, bring on the real freak fights
rothwell is the best
49:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GUqTbPaJ24
>>64468709
she's the world champion reverse poland literally a world beater
How much longer until TUF is only on fight pass
>>64469631
This Q&A convinced me that Americans never deserve another event.
>>64469631
He would be the best champion, that clip alone proves it.
How is he even in the ufc, what is his condiiton?
>>64469433
>tfw we will never get a "I can't let you get close!" equivalent in Tuf's future
Feels bad bros
>>64469758
What'chu gonna do?
You'll do sweet fuck all
>>64469758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiZs8Kq2kM0
2:12
>>64469958
my fucking dick, i love that staredown
>>64469958
Lima only fought once this year. I wouldn't be surprised if she beat half of the top 10.
>you will never fuck up as bad as joe rogan announcing the ufc's debut on fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxYSleOX6c
>>64469991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbOEeycpGg
Gabi turning into TUF mode
>>64470035
How high was he? Or even worse, did he fuck up because he wasn't high?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrkbjU70u1o
>tfw Wanderlei went from fucking people up to sucking socialist dick
a fate worse than death
does RIZIN have any potential to eventually rival the UFC?
>>64470035
it was the teleprompter's fault but was still hilarious. i remember right after rogans intro the douche who was on his phone said something rude to rogan about fucking up.
>when you realise you could batter 100% of heem
feels good.
>>64470393
try it punk
>>64470393
hahaha i posted le meme poop again xD
>>64470417
contact my manager (my dad) and lets get it on.
>>64469391
>Stipe has some power in his hands
>Stipe "Pillow Fists" Miocic
>Power
Guys I just made a new meme and I'm going to post it on Reddit but I need your help to ensure it's good enough to get upvoted. So tell me if it makes the grade. I call it "Le Dark Souls Rolls Meme Masked Man" (Tony Ferguson) is it good?
What is your natural weight class? How far do you cut down? Or are you bulked up to fight big?
>>64470344
Not in the long run, but RIZIN won't have to give a single fuck about "unethical treatment" and "drug testing" and shit like that.
It'll be surreal.
>>64470537
255 lbs
>>64470524
Can't tell who it is under the helmet without basic reading skills, 3/10.
>>64470094
Oh shit she's goanna smash that poor girl
>>64470094
what weight class is she?
>>64470578
Someone just photoshopped tits on a man right?
>>64470094
I just looked up Gabi's opponent and how is that a good match up, Gabi will submit the shit out of that bitch.
>>64470578
Snu snu/10
>>64469433
1st episode will be one of the highest ratings ever, then it'll drop off into the lowest.
>>64470646
Or Gabi will prove her well rounded MMA game by (T)KOing her
Anyone still a fan of Gus?
>>64470764
I like him, wish he had better fight IQ.
>>64470764
Very much so, yes. Great fighter.
"There's no talent here, this is hard work. This is an obsession. Talent does not exist, we are all equals as human beings. You could be anyone if you put in the time. You will reach the top, and that's that. I am not talented, I am obsessed."
>>64469062
Millionaire Matchmaker lol
>>64470393
>there will never be a /tufheem/ USA vs UK
>>64470393
you couldn't batter a fish lad
>>64470803
this
gus fights like a hood nigga
I must say i really dislike the recent /heem/ related lack of events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7_0b32Foo
>>64471213
all natty, praise cheezus
>>64471213
Jesus fucking christ
>>64471213
roid freak
>>64471213
how big do you think her clit is?
>>64470987
Yeah, having a week+ dry without an event is rough for fight fans. Basketball/football/baseball fans get tons of events spread throughout the week during their respective seasons, but with mma you just wait between events. The system has positives and negatives, the main attraction to the system being there are events year round and no off season
>>64470764
I want the rumble rematch without his corner yelling out front push kick in perfect english against a kick boxer
>>64470764
Really want them to give him an easy fight to get his shit together, like literally anyone outside the top three in the division
>>64470764
New woman.
>>64471673
Like don't steal it, but when you do just admit to yourself that you probably shouldn't be stealing it.
>>64471673
A true fightfan.
>>64470764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcxGFwnj0TY
>some dublin knacker exposed your meme sport
holy shit lads
>>64471673
Moralfags in suicide watch.
You have 10 seconds to tell me why Lawler vs MacDondald isn't the fight of the year
Protip: You can't
>>64471789
did the irish do any ship building?
>>64471940
DC vs Gus exists
Less blood but more drama
>>64471940
Both of Ray Borg's fights are better
>>64471984
>but more drama
>>>/asp/
>>64472014
Okay, why was Rory vs Robbie good?
>>64471940
I prefer ferguson barbosa, short but sweet
Lawler Macdonald is just two meatheads fucking each other up with a stare down in the middle
>>64471984
Finally a true fight fan, it was better in every way, more heart, speed, punches, power, diversity,technique, less damage perhaps but that's because in this one both fighters can take some punishment instead of just one of them.
>>64471940
because I didn't get to watch it live with /heem/
>>64472041
>needing to be told why robbie vs rory was good
>>>/asp/
>>64472014
>>64472074
poster who only speak in implying posts should be lined up and shot
>>64472014
>acting like outside drama doesn't make the fights more intense & interesting
Do you complain about movies like Remember the Titans because it's not just a two hour montage of football highlights?
>I'm a casual fag and only watch PPV cards
>I don't think Ortega vs Tavares was FOTY
Nice Fedor-a you have there.
what's this position called again?
>>64471940
A really underrated fight of this year was Teixeira vs OSP, that fight was wild as all hell.
>I unironically think Lawler - Macdonald is FOTY because just bleed but I make fun of McGregor bandwaggoners
>>64472345
It's a taunt traditionally used to pull your opponent into ground and pound.
>>64472379
I'd get in her guard and pound her, if you know what I mean.
>>64472415
I'd get her guard and fuck her in the bum, if you know what I mean.
>thinking dos santos vs stipe wasnt fight of the year
>>64472345
nom nom nom nom
>>64472042
>I prefer someone abusing and subbing Edson "glass chin" Barboza over a legitimately competitive war
Filtered
>>64471984
>>64472054
Oh man, I have to take the bait on this one
Gus vs DC consisted of Gus getting out struck for 3 rounds and running away for the last 2. Not even cutting angles and trying to side step, Gus just turns his back and runs away. Not very exciting watching those 2 fight over Jones' belt
Lawler vs MacDonald was:
>Genuinely competitive, back and forth the entire fight. Hell, their staredown at the end of that round was itself more exciting than watching Gus get cucked by another black guy
>p4p one of the most JUST BLEED fights ever
>Lawler overcomes a deficit on the scorecards and finishes the fight in the last round
>>64472351
>I unironically believe people only liked Lawler vs MacDonald because it had blood
>>64472680
I'd let your big black friend fuck me while she watched in the background, if you know what I mean
>>64472351
You realize that your opinion is in the minority, right? Nearly every single mma outlet that does end of the year awards had it as FOTY. But you're right, some random guy from Spain who posts on an online anonymous Cantonese pictograph board has a more valid opinion than people who make a living off analysing mma
I think Conor is a true warrior but I believe the undertaker would win in a street fight or sanction k1 match
>>64468439
Do you ever get the feeling like Urijah is a really nice guy but a huge idiot?
>>64470845
lel
>>64473398
is that Landon Donovan?
>>64473379
The undertaker is much more well rounded though Conor might get in his head
>>64473580
I think in a cage Connor wins it really helped lesnor
>>64470764
Yes. But he should drop his stupid kebab gym
>>64473704
I think corner has a great punch but his slams aren't very exciting
>>64473398
Not really
>made a career out of beating mostly journeymen
>started his own gym
>recruited talent to bring back to TAM
>paid out of pocket to house a few of his guys
>as owner of TAM he makes money while he trains from other people's dues
>everyone who fights out of TAM has a fixed percentage of their purse going back to the gym, which goes straight into Uriah's pocket (not to say he doesn't put some back into the gym, but as owner he can decide what he spends)
He's self made, seems like a sharp guy to me
>>64468492
>beating neo-Arlovski
impressive desu
>>64470845
it was a funny episodes, since he blew off all the girls who were chosen for his group date and ket asking the cute bartender if she swallows
guy is a lothario. wonder if all his STDs will slow him down
>>64470344
ferocious nipples
What was arguably the most boring 5 round decision fight of all time?
>>64474470
Shamrock-Severn
one of Sylvia's title defenses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJQGbLjTCI
Ben Rothwell vs Barnett is a great match tbqh. Barnett looked outstanding in his last fight, while Rothwell has been begging for a bigger-name opponent for a long time now. No matter who wins, we can expect autistic rambling in the post-fight interview too.
>>64474470
Silva Leites was pretty boring
>>64473988
He had that whole Torque clothing thing too. I think it's still around. He had a deal with K-Swiss too. He worked with them and made this own brand for MMA. They outfitted Faber,Jones and some other fighters. Can't remember what it was called. Also that AMP drink. He's a good marketing guy that can brand himself well. Like GSP.
>>64474508
I really hope barnett wins
>>64474707
he will
Rothwell is a bum with a really good chin
>>64474623
Oh yeah, completely forgot his involvement with Torque. He's made a good bit of money off that whole deal, may still depending on how successful it is now that fighters can't wear anything but Reebok.
Not to mention you have a pretty cushy career if you just sit back and wait for fights against people who aren't on your level. Nice and easy paydays for the majority of your career
>They outfitted Faber,Jones and some other fighters. Can't remember what it was called
Form Athletics my man
>>64474965
meant for >>64474623
Seeing as how so many MMA champs come from the Muay Thai/Kickboxing world, does /heem/ have any followers of those sports? The competition in kickboxing is really heating up with Glory
>>64475059
I'd love to see Lion Fight get as popular as Glory, there have been some pretty entertaining events in recent memory
>>64474470
Faber-Edgar was boring
>>64475059
>>64475150
i wanna watch more glory/Lion Fight but I am not sure what times they are on or where to stream it
Joe Rogan is a liar. The new Star Wars is weak.
Joe has shit taste in everything.
>>64474985
Yeah. I saw their shirts for sale on a website for 4 bucks a while ago. Reading up on Form it's fucking weird.
>Form Athletics launched late in 2009. It was co-founded by former WEC featherweight champion Urijah Faber and Mark Miller, a former DC Shoes Senior Vice President and founder of the M3 snowboard line.
>In July 2010, only seven months after its official launch, the brand was acquired by American footwear giant K-Swiss. 18 months, and nearly $4,000,000 later, the brand is bankrupt, as detailed by Jason Genet.
Comments from vendors
>K-Swiss' stock is doing very poorly. Not a surprise. They rarely had the FORM merchandise you saw on the fighters for sale. In addition, their sales guys were some of the most incompetent we've ever dealt with at MMAOutlet.com
>To say that FORM didn't resonate with the general MMA audience is probably true to a certain extent, but saying that's why they failed is kind of over simplifing things a little.They rarely ever had product to sell.They sat on purchase orders for weeks when they did.Sales guys were the worst in history and would rarely return calls or emails.
Pinnacle of MMA was what '08,'09? Imagine being a popular fighter and slapping your name on shit an making some back. Wasn't Schaub making six figures in sponsors at some point? How that faggot was making that much I don't know but credit too him.
>>64475303
Trust a manlet, and suffer the consequences
>>64475303
His favourite fighter is Wanderlei though, which is a patrician choice
>>64475303
u know he was blitzed out of his mind when he saw it
>>64475059
>>64475281
>>64475150
I'm a big Glory/K-1 fan, never seen a full Lion Fight card though
>>64475303
He said Star Wars sucks though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFpgE250cgs
>>64475392
I wanna watch old K1 stuff but I dont know where to get it
>>64475426
google.com
>>64475305
>How that faggot was making that much I don't know but credit too him.
HW, main card, some hype, good manager, extra activities and that banner is money.
I don't know if this has been posted but kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UCKgk6Klew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUkNYYqNFrI
>hmm?
>HMMPH?
>>64475997
Don't shill your shitty videos here jamal
>>64476022
I bet I could take you down.
Eugene Robinson thread
>>64475281
I bet some stream websites you use for sporting events would have it, you'd just have to look when events go live. I know for a fact that cricfree covers all lion fight bouts, so try there next event
Until then enjoy some delicious highlights: https://youtu.be/CvuvG3bEofs
>>64475441
You don't know either.
>>64476036
I bet I could wrestlefuck you for 5 rounds to a boring decision in a fight night co-main event
>>64476232
Jake Shields get lost.
>>64475303
It wasn't so bad geez calm down hey?
>>64476262
Hey man could be Jon Fitch too
>>64476445
GSP
hey heem what was the last mma related dream you had?
>>64476452
he's Arona with a proxy
Last MMA related dream I had was to become a good fight is one be reality if I dream hard :)))
>>64476453
DC heemed Jones, I think it was the 4th or 5th round
DC was dominating the fight too
>>64468990
I just wish he wasn't so dumb.
>>64476232
>Co-main event
>5 rounds
You goof'd, Sweden
>>64476536
It's obviously a co-main title fight in that case mang
>>64476453
Posted this a while back, but it's still the most recent:
Don't remeber the majority of the dream like who was fighting, all that I can recall is Bruce Buffer saying "And when our action begins you're referee in charge... Steve Maserati"
Don't know why I found it so funny when I woke up
>>64476562
>yfw your referee is Yves
>>64476554
But that would mean the fight night has 2 belts on the line? Shit that's stacked as fuck, are tickets still available?
>>64469631
That Rory story about the MC Hammer walk-out music is hilarious. He got mega-trolled. That roller had balls of steel. lol
Who are the Top 10 most boringest fighters in MMA /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WwK8ANeCvg
>>64476583
This I was thinking it was like UFC 100s wrestlefucking of Alves then I saw the words fight night
>>64476625
>#9: Demetrious Johnson
Closed by entire browser there
I almost threw my computer out the window
What fucking nonsense
Not a real fight fan, a certified actual fucking goof, get the fuck outta here with that crap
>>64476583
Have there actually been fight nights with championship bouts? I can't think of a single one
>>64475355
>patrician
you're using the word incorrectly, Mohammed.
>>64476483
Nice, what type of heem was it? Bigfoot-esque uppercut and coup de grace hammerfist for good measure?
>>64476562
>>64476575
I'd rather have Steve or Yves over Jerin Valel... some of his calls have been really terrible
>>64476674
Cruz vs DJ
>>64476674
Oh sure, they're just not very common because the UFC runs on a PPV model so most times having televised championship bouts is just then losing money. Off the top of my head I can think of:
Dillashaw vs Barao 2 and RDA vs Cerrone
>>64476625
whoever made that list is clearly knows nothing about MMA. i fell as if I've been talking to a 14-year-old after watching that.
If you want "entertainment" go back to WWE. MMA is a sport, the goal is to win, not to entertain fans. If you don't understand that you don't understand athletics at all.
>>64476739
RDA vs Cerrone was UFC on Fox, though, there's been a ton of title bouts on those cards like TJ vs Barao and Mighty Mouse vs Benavidez, I'm talking those who are just labeled UFC Fight Night: x vs y
Cruz vs TJ is the only one I can think of that's like that with a title on the line
>>64476625
For those souls among us who are unable to watch the video (it's actually quite good I felt, even as a fan of the fighters mentioned), the listed fighters are:
10. Timothy Sylvia
9. Demetrius Johnson
8. Michael Bisping
7. Frankie Edgar
6. Clay Guida
5. Yushin Okami
4. Jacob Volkmann
3. Jake Shields
2. Jon Fitch
1. GSP
>>64476757
Can you please provide your list
>>64476773
Joanna fought Penne on one if that counts
Is there a worse main event for a numbered ufc than ufc 138 Leben-Munoz?
>>64476773
Oh, gotcha, I thought you were just referring to any televised title fight. Yeah besides Cruz vs TJ I don't recall that happening because they're usually televised on Fox and called UFC on Fox [x]
>>64476774
>>64476774
It's a fucking stupid list. Half of those fighters aren't boring at all, and would only be considered boring if you have seriously no idea about any sort of ground game or technical approach.
Mighty Mouse is arguably the best technical fighter in the UFC right now, going seamlessly from striking to grappling, and it's not like he doesn't finish fights like GSP did, he's finished 3 of his last 5 (granted, the Horuguchi only barely counts, but still). You need to be either completely inexperienced or deliberately obtuse not to see how interesting his approach to MMA is.
And while GSP didn't finish fights, how the fuck can you call his fights with Carlos Condit, Jake Shields, or Josh Koscheck boring? He beat the living fuck out of all those guys, and yeah, he didn't finish, but he controlled them thoroughly and utterly dominated them in every aspect of the game. It was only """"boring""" because there was never any indication that he was in danger except for that one moment in the Condit fight.
tl;dr Fucking casuals.
>>64476814
You're right, I forgot about that. Didn't see the entire card though, only saw Joanna's fight. I guess it's happened, it's just rare.
>>64476864
>Jake Shields
nah dude that fight sucked
would've been more interesting if Shields did actually pull guard
>>64476884
Sorry bro, I meant Jon Fitch. I keep getting those two guys mixed up. Jake Shields was a bad one, yeah.
>>64476864
>tl;dr Fucking casuals.
Yeah that's it though isn't it? Casuals absolutely would find what you mentioned boring.
>>64476983
This is what people don't seem to grasp
>>64476983
Yeah but why weigh in on something at all if you don't find it interesting or if you don't know anything about it? I know very little about 16th century chinese iron working, but you're not going to see me make videos about how boring that is on the interwebs.
>>64476777
I don't have a list of boring fighters.
Anyone who is bored by GSP simply doesn't understand fighting.
No career athlete in any sport is going to increase risk just to entertain the crowd, except Lindsey Jacobellis.
>>64477034
I bet I could refine your ore
>a few extra shekels
are you here Brad
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/24/10661372/matt-mitrione-critical-ufc-pay-scale-sage-northcutt-gets-paid-more-than-me-its-ridiculous-mma
>>64477096
If you had to describe a boring fighter, what would he/she do
>>64477121
run away from his opponent
>>64477148
Clay Guida 2.0
Kalib Starnes
>>64477176
>Kalib Starnes
100% YES.
Absolutely disgusting.
>>64476864
>Mighty Mouse is arguably the best technical fighter in the UFC right now
I dont care, hes a light bulb head babby that would get killed by a normal sized man.
>>64477112
>As it stands, Mitrione has handled his own negotiations thus far
No wonder he gets paid like shit
>...to test free agency following the last contest on his current contract
Guy is 37, who would want to sign him? He's a guy who got his UFC contract from TUF 10, and his most impressive victory is over Gabriel Gonzaga
>>64477268
>defending fighter pay
>>64477268
37? Holy shit he can fight dada 50o in bellator for 20 more years
>>64470393
I'll tap you out bro
How do I achieve 'New Lean Rigg' mode lads
>>64477298
Please point me to where I defended fighter pay
>>64477343
is he lean, is he really
>>64477343
Get a friend to chase you around and tickle you 40 hours a week
>>64477343
does he have two springy things for his door on the skirting board?
>>64477364
you can see his sixpack m8
>>64477379
I think that's his dog
>>64477343
Make excuses 50 hours a week and the weight slides right off, like heated lard.
>>64477394
oh right my bad
>>64477379
UFC fighter pay - as yo can tell by those sweet digs, he can afford two, m8.
>>64477509
and also 4 kids
>>64470136
sometimes...she acts just like justin bieber...
>rose isn't sitting in my couch like that
>>64477875
brehs...
why is condit getting a title shot
>>64477952
yes
>>64477952
Because Woodley is a shit boring coward
>>64477952
Because no one sees Lawler as a legit champ and WW is filled with sharks so everyone assumes the belt is just going to go in between people. So why wouldn't you just use the opportunity to make as many JUST BLEED matches as possible?
>>64475281
Glory is on ESPN 3, which is online. I don't know if it comes with a cable package or what though so it may be harder to access outside the U.S.
>>64477952
Don't know really, guy is 1-1 in the last 2 years. While he was likely going to win against Alves regardless, that fight was stopped because Alves' nose was shattered to shit. Dont really understand why he somehow leapfrogged a more active guy in Woodley, who already beat Condit
What did you get for christmas lads? Anything ufc related?
>>64469231
If DC was so competent at HW that means Jones would destroy them.
>People still think mighty meme is #1 p4p
>>64478206
A new UFC hotdog brander and an Ido Portal home movement training DVD
>>64470764
He should retire after getting mauled by Johnson. He took some serious blows to the head.
Did USADA delete Aldo's chin?
>>64478276
Running headfirst into a punch did
>>64472345
Inverted donkey guard
>>64478276
Dude used to be able to take bombs. I recall in their second fight Mendes threw an uppercut from the floor and rose up with his punch to put everything he had behind it and Aldo just shrugged it off
>>64478306
Now consider this, Conor hits harder than Mendes.
>>64478306
>mendes hits hard
What MMA fighter has the best singing voice?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451178608068.webm
>>64470035
Hard to watch desu
>>64468469
only once she faces rose
Countdown to 195 premieres today
>>64478206
children get Christmas presents.
adults give.
how old are you, ffs?
>>64478206
>getting anything for christmas
lmao are you like 12
>>64478580
Still feeling bitter that your muslim family doesn't celebrate it?
>>64478580
>>64478584
hardly my fault that your parents hate you
Hey pussy are you still there
>there are people in this thread right now who unironically believe that DC will beat Jones in their rematch
Oh how fun it is to play pretend
You come across Joe Silva in a dark alley. No witnesses, no cctv, no nothing. Just you and this smug turbo manlet.
What is going to happen next?
>>64478738
I kill him I kill him fast
>>64471673
Oh, lord my sides.
>>64478738
I hand him my spare Gi and challenge him to a no time limit match for his family, job, and everything he owns.
>>64471673
I makes no difference whatsoever for the fighters if someone watches a stream or not watches the event at all.
How Mainstream is UFC in Poland?
Would the average guy have heard of Joanna, sort of like Rousey in Murica?
>>64478652
>>64479005
>>64478206
Got schooled in the christmas cookoff :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT64e9Z0Az0
>>64469958
JOHANNA JENCHECKIK
Has Overeem proved himself yet?
>>64478652
You know I'm the real money fight, not these clowns you punked at the press conference. You want that real shit, right here.
>>64479041
get a dog bro
>I'm the real ninja, american ninja, ninja gaiden, real mother-fucking ninja
what did he mean by this
>>64474470
Maia vs. LaFlare
>>64472687
>I have no idea how fights work
>just bleed
you're the trashiest type of mma fan, I bet you wear tapout shirts
>>64474470
did you know that italians are geneticly close to the irish
/heem/ did you know the 4chan front page has changed?
>>64476864
I can't take a guy seriously who dropped in weight because he couldn't beat the best of the division above him. He didn't even look competitive against Cruz.
Hey boys what should McGregor's next tattoo be?
>>64479081
>I bet you wear tapout shirts
TapouT shirt wearers are true old school fans of MMA though, back when sponsors existed and TapouT was the prime game in town. Worn with pride, worldwide.
>>64479072
Hold din kæft Anders
>yfw Edgar grabs Conors belt at the press conference
>>64477379
two doors m8
>>64479219
>Edgar makes him hit the deck like a BITCH
>>64479213
>Hold din kæft
this means shutup right
theres a similiar line in dutch; ''houd je kop''
truely intredasting
>>64479213
Halt die Kiemen still und hör auf am Schellenbaum zu rütteln, sonst wird ein Hagel aus Fäusten in dein Faustmagnetengesicht niederprasseln, dass dir Hören und Sehen vergeht.
>>64479232
Yeah it's "shut up"
>>64479233
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, Hans?
>>64479230
>edgar KOs him stiff a la weidman vs silva
>>64479256
He said,
"TSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Morning /heem/
>>64478738
Demand him for answers why Cain is getting a rematch.
>>64479475
why is this girl getting so much promotion from the UFC again? She isn't that pretty, I would say Holly Holm is prettier than her.
>>64476575
>yfw your referee is Cecil peoples
>>64476453
>Got to my BJJ school
>My coach said Joe Silva called to look for a last min replacement against Jonny Bones
>He signed me up for the fight
>No time to train, need to catch a plane to Vegas
>Excited
>Remember I'm a fat fuck that takes months of BJJ classes at a time
>Anxiety attack
>Wake up sweaty
"You spit or swallow, gurrrrl?"
>>64479753
How do you achieve Holly's neck?
>>64470973
He is a hood nigga.
I just want him to win a big fight ;_;
>>64479817
strong nordic genes
>>64478360
I think im in love...
post yfw /heem/ finally got comfy and sleepy again after being a turbo general-not-a-general in the weeks before and after ufc 193 and 194
>mfw
>>64479825
There are sketchy swedish areas around stockholm?
I know there's probably some in the north with the mines and whatnot, mines breed sketchy people, but I thought the only bad parts of Stockholm were the immigrant neighbourhoods.
>>64479946
I had the same feel when i woke up and found we were still on the same thread.
>>64479954
He's not from Stockholm.
But Gus went to jail for beating up strangers when he was young. That's hood nigga shit. He seems like a nice guy now though.
>>64479753
I would say you're a status chaser
>>64479965
It's so comfy but also so strange
I almost feel like I'm missing something
What did Schaub buy his girlfriend for Christmas?
>>64479981
"strangers" doesnt cover it, he slammed a girl into a bridge and hit her boyfriend
>>64480076
Just the normal "hey, you got a cigarette?" then starting to argue.
Common with i
non-swedes.
>>64480067
what does dee do for a living?
>>64480067
Looks like a Chinese fake tbqhwyf
>>64480067
>he didn't get her red panties
>>64480132
being a fag hag to cover Conrad's homo-/pansexuality
>>64480154
It'd be swell if a sex tape were to leak, hey?
>>64480067
>Buying things for childless jobless women
>>64468990
>Rockhold on a channel for gays and women
why am I not surprised?
>>64480219
>Media and fans talk about Rockhold as if he is the epitome of a womanizer
>has never been seen with a woman
>acts like a retarded macho on millionaire match maker because that's how he thinks a straight guy would act
>D-Do you s-spit or swallow?
>>64469140
Force of habit.
>>64480288
It's "forced a habit"
>>64480307
It's "Forcedda Habbot"
Is the debate over?
>>64480396
What is the debate?
>>64480396
His opinion = WGAF
Dominick Cruz has a terrible voice
where is everyone?
>>64480569
P-pussy?
>america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqUIdJhjZZk
Who is replacing Condit/Lawler if one of them doesn't make it to the fight?
>>64480797
Maia desu
>>64480797
Hendricks
>>64480797
Magny
>>64480797
woodley guaranteed
if anyone says maia, the're retarded
>>64480132
she's retired
How many buys will ufc 195 do
>>64480830
>Hendricks
>in charge of making weight
>on short notice
>without IV
>under USADA rules
If people care to see a legit grudge match, take a closer look at the Kimbo Slice/Dada 5000 beef.
>>64480621
i wanna see the ninja shit that would go down in a fight like diaz v mcgregor
>>64480851
>two roided up 50 year old heavyweights
>expecting a good fight
Top kek m8
>>64480841
200k
>>64480880
Where did I say that it was going to be a good fight?
>>64469758
>Brock Lesnar and Frank Mir will never be opposite coaches on TUF
That would have been a match made in heaven
>>64479090
no shit m8
check out the big ginger Irish head on Marcus O'Reillyus
>>64480932
funny thing is some italians, irish and turks are close related genetics wise
depending on region of course
>>64480797
New Contract Bendo
>>64473398
>>64473988
He also has solid investment and owns properties.
Sounds like he's living the life.
>>64481061
>life
>midget
>>64474792
>Rothwell is a bum with a really good chin
That makes Overeem worse than shit then.
>>64480907
Don't even bring attention to that shit. Bellator is fucking embarrassing themselves by even sanctioning that. Like all Kimbo fights, it's going to be a complete shitshow, and in all likelihood, fixed, like the Shamrock fight was.
>>64469433
Another completely irrelevant and mediocre season of TUF is secure.
>>64481079
Overeem is actually really good though
>>64481137
He's just got a glass chin from hell
>>64478360
>THAT VOICE
>>64481075
He's still living a better life than you desu
Turbo manlet that he is
>>64481153
It looks as though he's managed, with Jackson and Winklejohn, to strategize around that.
>>64481182
No he's definitely not
>>64478360
>I will never understand her
>I will never touch her
>I will never spread my freedoms to her
feelsbadman.webm
>>64481137
That why a rocked and wobbly Travis Browne repeteadly throwing seven front kicks in a row knocked out Overeem?
He just stood there and took the kicks. No clue or idea how to adjust.
He's lucky to be fighting brain dead 50 minute post-Cain Dos Santos.
>>64481088
Pham, the beef, between the two people involved (Kimbo and Dada) is legitimate. They have unresolved issues with each other.
Their fighting prowess (or lack thereof) or the organisation they are fighting under really isn't at all important in this case.
That being said, if you're not tuning into that shitfest fight, then you're missing out.
>>64481200
Overeem is better at Browne at everything, he just found a way to lose. Story of his career. He looked impeccable against Dos Santos and fought smarter than he maybe ever has.
>>64481184
Yeah they have fortunately, but I'd rather have a glass chin vs glass fists like Joanna or Brian Bowles
>>64481200
>He's lucky to be fighting brain dead 50 minute post-Cain Dos Santos.
Alistair just fought him in a way JDS couldn't adjust to. JDS won't march you down and pressure you and punch you, he wants you to come to him so he can counter. Alistair stayed at long range and picked him apart, I think he does that in 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, whenever. Pre-Cain, Post-Cain, it doesn't matter. He had the perfect gameplan.
>>64481200
>He's lucky to be fighting brain dead 50 minute post-Cain Dos Santos.
lmao everyone was thinking how this brain dead JDS was going to KO him, except for me ofcourse
the amazing thing is he didnt even get hit once
>>64478360
Дoдoлa :')
>>64481215
>>64481232
>He was winning til he was losing
Spam kicks over and over again
Can't adjust
Get's heemed
LOL
>>64481253
He covered up near the cage. JDS had a shitty gameplan, he should've pressured Reem from the start.
JDS should've moved to a better camp a long time ago. He's surrounded by idiots.
>Cain fight
>Coach: When he takes you down, Get back up
>>64481320
>JDS should've moved to a better camp a long time ago. He's surrounded by idiots.
He trained at ATT for this fight and has never been some pressure fighting wizard. It's not in his nature as a fighter. Alistair fought better and smarter, simple as. The blueprint to beat Dos Santos had been there since Cain fought him a 2nd time, arguably since Carwin hit him against the cage, back him out, get him circling with his hands down, and make him pay, but Alistair took the opposite route. He waited patiently, attacked when he saw only clear openings, and waited for the killer shot.
>>64481200
>>64481215
>>64481320
it's blatantly obvious that Overeem is a smarter ,more cautious fighter now. He knows his chin is suspect.
just look at his fight with Nelson. he literally turned his back and ran away at times, he wanted no part of it
>>64481381
This is really what lies at the heart of his evolution. He's not deluded about his own limitations re; chin and gas tank. So he changed his approach to work around them. Worked wonders.
JDS looks like crap off the roids
>>64481475
I know right
Step up if you want to be heemed.
>>64479232
halt die knappe
>>64481406
His typical gameplan to me was his biggest issue. He's relied on an overpowering style of offense since he took on that style for his K-1 run, and while it worked great against lower tier fodder like Brett Rogers and Brock, it didn't work against opponents who were able to stick around past that. Which was what happened in the Bigfoot and Browne bouts.
Against JDS he reminded me a bit of Rory against Tarec, where he threw sparsely, never let himself get into exchanges, and looked for the big banger. If he keeps developing that style, he could take that gold. Could be good.
>>64481551
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
E
K
K
E
R
S
http://youtu.be/wwdRmI8X3Po
>>64480851
"no fear" forearm tattoo
>>64481475
Reem as well
>>64481669
THE TURBINE FROM HELL
>>64481680
Scary lad. Larkin's got his hands full I tell you what!
Look into my team liddle boy
Wow. The friends, the friends i want to say something… Maybe i try in English. so i’m sorry so i know the people no understand me, but i’m trying. Ey! Hey /heem/! Hey /sp/! Hey 4chan
Listen people! Listen, listen, listen, listen! WHAHAPPEN to you, 4chan? What happen to you? Whas going on? You forget for you the best in the best in the world, the name is Jesus Christ!
What happen to you, /heem/? Wake up, /heem/! Go! Go back for you, go! Go for Jesus. No for gay Jesus people.
NO FOR GAY JESUS /HEEM/ WAKE UP
>>64481490
good thing they're cleaning up the sport
>>64482217
Does anyone have the ATT terrorist florida video
>>64470035
this is like a comedy sketch, is this shit real?
>UFC lightweight champion Frankie Edgar
>shows GSP's confused face
top fucking kek
>>64482217
>so i’m sorry so i know the people no understand me, but i’m trying.
Oh Yoel, you shouldn't have bothered trying. I can't remember, did he bother speaking English in his last fight or did he just get a translator?
>>64482595
How is his podcast doing?
Is Conduit a meme fighter
>>64482763
it was a great speech. 50 years ago he wouldn't have equal protection under the law in america and his biggest concern is making sure fags can't get married
>>64482897
You do realise he said "No forget Jesus"?
>>64480621
I like how they even censor it on YouTube.
>>64483004
Why don't you start taking the predictions?
>>64482787
still my boy
>>64470035
Dude alphabrain!
>>64483059
wew lad
>>64480621
AYYYOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is that one American always so angry?
>>64482259
Literally use google you lazy fuck
>>64470035
that face
Pretty surprising we've got 108 posters yet we're at the older, slower /heem/ rate
>>64483204
You don't have to act tough all of the time.
>>64483237
Its all rizin hype m8 and lawler condit
>>64483237
Fedor vs poo on loo can gee i wonder where the hype went
Will she beat Rose again?
can i borrow someone's fightpass username and password?
>>64481377
Alistair got him with that perfect left hook I believe. He beat Badr Hari with that.
>>64483497
Not the same without the roids.
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64483497
yes
>>64483481
Why is Fedor fighting? He has literally nothing to gain
>>64483545
yes
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64483635
Wants to feel like a man again, wants to feel like the goat again etc.
>>64483635
>He has literally nothing to gain
Tell that to his bank account Mahmoud
>>64483545
For sure bro
Email: [email protected]
PW: Crocopismybitch
>>64483671
Against a can?
>>64483680
Good point desu
>>64483635
>He has literally nothing to gain
$
>>64483714
Sure, if he crushes him in less than a minute some part of him will feel like he could beat anyone in the world again
Who are your top 5 fighters of 2015 /heem/ ?
>>64483783
He's not stupid
>>64483714
>a-against a can?
Lol what a bitch I bet you've never even bullied somebody before
Is there a bigger fall from grace than Shogun?
>Go from beating Lyoto in his prime
>To barely beating Lil Nig
>>64483635
guy surrounded himself with shady gangsters, now he's in the hole after "investments" went bad, hilariously, the aforementioned gangsters leaned on rizen to increase fedor's pay which fedor has to hand back to them, I mean they may as well have just asked them for the money up front rather than go through this charade, also fedor is ped'ed up to the gills.
>>64483821
i said some part i know he's not stupid but adrenaline and victory can make you fell like phil baroni would put it "the best eva"
>Tfw Fabio Maldonado has 11 fights in the UFC while Murillo Rua has zero
Why didn't some other Pride fighters make it to the UFC after the Zuffa purchase?
>>64484055
Because Murillo is shit tier
>>64484021
>thatsmydude
Seems like a good fight fan
Do you think Conor is impressed by his movement?
https://www.instagram.com/p/_ukRxswq7N/
>>64484097
Yeah sure but win or lose he would go all out. He had a few good ones and losses alike but there are people in the UFC who are shit tier and still hanging around.
Jorgensen comes to mind.
why is uncle Conor such a lad, bros?
>>64484399
Taking a selfie yeh?
>>64470035
Why the hell did they have him list off all of these random people?
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/27/10665494/technique-talk-brandon-gibson-explains-why-mma-strikings-future-is-now
>over half a dozen instances of movement
JWink confirmed for meme
I just saw a promo for michael mcdonald vs some gook on NFL on FOX.
How do you get into doing MMA?
Should you start off with a simple training regime at home or go to a local MMA gym?
How many times a week should you train just as a way to get in shape and protect yourself?
>>64484990
Trane muevment 5 times a day.
Trane UFC 3 times a day.
Trane BJJ 2 times a day. No Gi.
>>64485083
LOL UPVOTED EPIC
>>64485083
>>64485192
fuck off yanks
>>64484990
Start with boxing
>>64485245
>starting with pillowfist
It's been proven time and time again that the best foundation for MMA is wrestling.
>>64484399
pretty cute t b h
>>64485266
yes
>>64485313
>the best foundation for MMA is wrestling.
[citation needed]
>>64485313
>It's been proven time and time again that the best foundation for MMA is wrestling.
did you forget this matchup
>>64485369
>the best foundation for mma isn't wrestling
[citation needed]
>>64485492
http://mmajunkie.com/2008/05/inside-mma-poll-results-whats-the-best-mma-discipline
>>64485599
>a bunch of random retards decided wrestling isn't the best base for mma, therefore it isn't
>>64485674
>a random retard on 4chan decided wrestling is the best base for mma therefore it is
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
>>64485732
wrestling is objectively the best base for mma. prove me wrong.
>>64485732
>american decides NCAA wrestling is the best base for MMA
What a surprise. Americans are even worse cancer than brazilian roid monkeys
>>64485846
america is the greatest country in the world you spicshit
>>64484990
>Wait
>>64485241
>yank
literally cringed
Anyone still a /FANZANT/?
>>64486325
"Lol I'm so random guis xDD!!"
>>64486067
better than northern Congo that's for sure lol
Train in a gi 3 times a week MINIMUM
Are there any other Indian fighters, aside from Jaideep Singh? We all know pajeets have the worst genetics of all time, but surely there has to be at least one competent fighter, there's over a billion of them.
>>64486886
nope
>>64486886
>We all know pajeets have the worst genetics of all time
It could be their high carb and oil diet that totally refuses to eat horse meat.
>>64486067
Youre my favorite swede even though im not sure if youre also the twinkposter.
You can come visit me in so cal and we'll hit up venice beach and train with Bas and then practice mewvment.
>>64487111
DESIGNATED
>>64486886
That dude is literally 1.96 tall.
>>64487193
Meant to say dutchie not swede sorry about that all the swedes are shit.
>>64486886
Pajeets also tend to be low test betas which is why they typically have low sexual dimorphism. This in turn makes their women attracted to more masculine looking men.
>pic related does bbc only
>>64487259
I resent that good sir, I think the /pol/swede has just given us a terrible reputation in the last few weeks
>>64486886
There's a couple right below ufc level. Dana earlier this year welcomed in the Indian team to some tournament. He's starting to make moves in India.
>>64487367
shes persian though
>>64487193
t-thanks
why are tickets so goddamn expensive though, 1000€ just to go to LA
>>64487367
Who is that?
>>64487367
nah
https://www.instagram.com/p/_P-zzJLGpV/?taken-by=gitahzadeh
NEW THREAD:
>>64487532
>>64487532
>>64487532
>>64487533
That's her beta cuck ya goof. She deleted the photo where she has her pelvis touching one of her bbc friends at a club
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