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Joe Rogan Questions
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
shawb
>>64503729
>>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
gavin mcinnes
tim ferriss
>>64503782
>>64503797
It's fucking sad how much the UFC obviously considers them a part of their "brand". It's the only conceivable reason why they're still around.
Fav guest - POWERFUL DUNCAN TRUSSELL
RIZIN weigh ins are live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTRjLcLGvK8
>kirill sidelnikov
>>64503848
he looks so fat, not even fat-on-top-of-muscle-fat Fedor fat, just terrible fat
>>64503837
Arianny I can understand because she does promote the UFC in many magazines etc
Brittney however has destroyed her face and boobs and needs to go
>>64503863
Speaking of fat, I've never seen James Thompson this chubby.
I hope Kirill gets blacksploded on. Can't fucking stand a cheater.
>>64503886
Speaking of chubbies, did Rogan ever explain his at that weigh in?
>>64503886
He was never worthy of the nickname. Got fucking jabbed into a mess by Paul Buentello.
>heem'd him straight into a better job
>>64503848
Am I the only one who lost his shit when the two fats weighed in?
fully roided fedor when
>>64503914
in three days
kingu mo
my god this beard
did someone dig up evan tanner?
Sakakibara looks like a fucking undead, man
they have 3 days after the weigh in?
damn
Takada could heem every there
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
Who /looooool/ here?
>>64504003
>You should come watch machida fight with me
he's just make you look incompetent m8
>>64504009
go bed blud
Whats the best fight for Fightpass&Chill?
Something that goes 5 rounds and is kinda boring, but has big name fighters that will make the girl want to sit down and watch the fight
>>64503802
>That mewvment
Beautiful clean work
>>64504016
Just woke up tBh
Who's this bum kimbo is fighting in february?
>>64504000
Kill yourself already
>>64504003
>holding out for the Brian Caraway to my Miesha Tate
What do you guys think of the movie The Wrestler?
>>64504033
another idiot backyard fighter who kimbo hired as his body guard back in the day of his stupidty.
class of 2005 photo
Imagine being this poor dude
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alexander-Otsuka-5
>>64504003
>You think you could catch me in one
>>64504101
>15:00 with Igor
>>64504101
would you believe that he pretty much dominated Anderson Silva?
>>64504101
>not wanting to have been heemed by the axe murderer in your lifetime
Joe Rogan is gay right? He seems like he's trying so hard to build up a "normal family" to hide the fact that he takes in the ass every night.
>>64504169
you know the whole
>my wives kid meme?
Joe Rogan actually cares for his wives kid that she had with a previous partner
>>64504169
Don't knock it til you try it.
>>64504169
You're projecting.
>Browne-Schaub on FS2 right now
>>64504178
>Joe Rogan actually cares for his wives kid that she had with a previous partner
There is a 4chan term for men like that but I can't seem to think of it
If McGregor can knock out Edgar, Pettis, or Khabib I will join the mewvement
>>64504050
you heem yourself my meme living friend
>>64504220
I'd probably follow her off a cliff tbqh.
>>64504237
top beta
>>64504237
I'll race ya
>>64504169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i680H_w0u44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDv7pa_mkz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT64e9Z0Az0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlSCxCJDDZM
night /heem/
I can't wait to see you again when I wake
>>64504253
i hope you have a wet dream
>>64504253
Hope you never wake desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PONAxKIhS4
>>64504101
Greatest can of all time. Dominated Anderson Silva, took the greatest beatings ever, tapped fat fucks to Double Armbars.
LEGENDARY DIET BUTCHER
>>64504101
Well, he's met a lot of legends of the sport.
>>64504308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwJDOR_l4Q
>>64504337
God damn to imagine being berated by this jew over a wagecuck slaves pay.
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
I liked him a lot pre-2013 podcasts. Now he just tries to make it like a little bit more open radio show. Not as fun to listen to anymore.
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
Duncan, Joey Coco Diaz, Air wasn't bad in the old days,
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
For UFC? Would be a shame if he didn't continue doing something he loved over some money when he is well off already.
what happens if you kick Cruz as he goes in, does he get PTSD flashbacks?
>>64504430
What happens if TJ decides to oblique kick the shit out of Cruz?
>>64504365
>Would be a shame if he didn't continue doing something he loved over some money when he is well off already.
He clearly explained that it had nothing to do with the pay.
Get in my guard and I will sub every single one of you goofs.
>>64504169
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT64e9Z0Az0&
Remembering things from this year
>/looooooool happened this year
>Hendricks missed weight (and lost his power) due to deer meat and drug testing
>Thiago Alves nose got rearranged
>Cro Can retired and HGH (for recovery of course)
>Fedor came back....to Bellator....I mean Rizin...to fight a can
>Adan btfo by /heem/ (heem yurself my man)
>the cuckening of one Joseph Schilling by French Jap Kate (Kato and Manohef had a fun fight if you missed it)
>Gaethje vs Palomino 1 and 2,Lawler vs Rory,DC vs Jones, Conor vs Aldo,Conor vs Chad (Blood God Bless)
>Ronda dead
>Jones coke
>Cain dead
>Lyoto dead
>Dan Henderson dead (hopefully)
>Brandon Thatch dead
>Aldo dead (he was the meme all along)
>Chad dead (twice)
>Rampage came back to UFC and couldn't finish Maldonado, got caught up in some Bellator bullshit and now streams on Twitch
>Phil Baroni jumping the fence at some pro wrestling show trying to fight Chael
>Phil Davis knocked out someone
>then tapped another
>In one night!
>in Bellator....(GSP was there too as he was cornering Phil's opponent Faggot Carmont)
>BJ Penn is back! Maybe....
>Schaubposters finally gave up
>Schaub retired (feels)
>Frankie Perez,26 retires after first UFC victory
>even bigger retirement was Cathal Pendred retiring he leaves his mark on MMA history
>Sageposting was born
>>64504681
Sage posts have been around since 2004.
>it was foretold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHVw_TLLwW4
>Tings
>Predicted
pick two
>>64504681
>lmaobud made us all look like idiots
Why do they like to smell each other's farts so much?
>>64504337
Ari getting heemed the fuck out would make my life, but that dudes life would be over from lawsuits
>>64504722
>UFC1_venue_scouter.webm
>10 Things I Hate About You is on HBO
>'ok why not watch'
>realize Ronda based her entire "personality" on Julia Styles' character
>>64504886
hory shet
>>64504681
>Schaubposters finally gave up
>>64504886
>>64504921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaIWHB-m_yY
>>64504747
You are small, weak, unattractive, and have shit colored skin.
Not saying this ironically - you should give suicide some serious thought.
>>64504978
>black
>weak
Wut
>>64505058
He's a middle eastern son of an immigrant, and you obviously haven't seen a picture of the ugly tiny little fucker lol
>>64505105
Somali
>>64504337
OY VEY BAD GOYIM, BAD
What time does Rizin start? (USA)
>>64505058
>black
He also workouts at a "gym" with a bunch of ISIS looking motherfuckers. He would take selfies in the mirror and you could seem them doing pushups and other trash behind him. I can't wait for Trump to be elected so I can request his to be exported to the U.S for advanced interrogation. I still have the #dangerCanada and chemical weapons mask picture.
>>64504722
that shit is terrifying son
>>64505249
Both are 10 am eastern on spike
>>64503729
>tfw thumbnail looks like Rogan had a mohawk
>>64504886
I had that same realization a while back as well, really weird. Down to the music and everything. She even looks like her.
>>64503846
This desu, literally brain washed me and changed my life for the happier
>>64505262
Spike isn't showing it live.
>>64505252
Thanks fampai, coming through in the clutch with the picture
WHO FUCKING /PUMPEDFORRIZIN/ HERE
>>64504003
>>64504681
What was this /looooool/ incident?
>>64505476
I was born pumped
>>64505476
is rizin in 6 bongs?
>>64505707
>6 bongs
six hours from now? that means I would have to stay up all night for it....fuuuck
>>64505665
I wish I were in straya so I could heem a roo
>>64505738
that roo would heem you senpai
>>64505707
>>64505729
It's not for 22 bongs
>>64505747
oh jees good
wasnt there supposed to be an event a day before?
>>64505769
yeah that is the first event, there's another the same time next night
oh nice I never look up times I just wait for /heem/ to remind me
>>64505782
* 2 nights later
â– Name: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND-PRIX Saitama 3 days
â– Date: December 29th 2015 (Tue) Gates open at 1:30 pm / Event starts at 3:00 pm
December 31th 2015 (Thu) Gates open at 1:30 pm / Event starts at 3:00 pm
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
Generally a good good, maybe a bit too absorbed in the psychedelics and "we're all awesome man" stuff but I can understand he's got a lot of balls in the air and especially because he's in the Jew media which is a toxic environment and pulling him in the opposite direction to where he's going/wants to go (free expression).
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
Edgey Brah
Schaub
Randall Carlson
Graham Handcock
Bill Birr
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
Nah, it would mean he could pursue what he wants and devote a lot more time (I'd imagine) to the podcast and just being Joe in general
>>64505738
The roo would spill yours guts and choke you out and tell all his mates how girly you sounded as you were dying in a pool of your own just bleed
>>64505738
Step up bitch nigga.
>>64505902
lmao look at those tiny wrists. can you say overcompensating???
>>64505913
>Crushed a steel bucket with those tiny wrists
>Your head
Top kek Americlapistan
post your face when a kangaroo is taller than you manlet.
>>64505902
>>64505913
>>64505929
Could you imagine getting kicked in the liver by one of those fuckers? Would you ever recover?
>>64505986
then the roo would jump on your back and choke you to death
damn nature u scary
>>64505902
I would crescent kick that rat in its ugly maw.
>>64505929
>no chest
>no delts
>obviously on tippy toes propped up by tail
>The average red kangaroo stands approximately 1.5 m (4.9 ft) tall to the top of the head in upright posture.
kek
>reds are the largest
>that's not even a red
when will they learn?
>>64506042
So... kangaroos are the Conor McGregors of the animal kingdom?
>Mousasi is fighting Thales Leites now
Man, the UFC sure doesn't want Mousasi to be in title contention, do they?
>>64506079
mousasi doesnt want himself in title contention cuz he cant string together any wins
>>64506092
He got memed on by Hall, and now he's slated to fight someone ranked lower than him. It's been a bad year for the Moose.
>>64503729
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
pseudo-intellectual meme master with a decent podcast and knowledge of mma
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
JOEY MOTHER FUCKIN DIAZ
Shane Smith
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
Yes because he will just devote more time to muh comedy store despite the fact he's a Cathal Pendred tier comedian
>>64506218
>he's a Cathal Pendred tier comedian
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OzYp9yCic0
>>64506325
>let's get closer
just finished rewatching the McGregor Mendes fight and does anyone else think the fight was stopped too early? It was finished with 3 seconds left in the round, Chad didn't look like he was in much trouble, he was still conscious and defending himself. Am i missing something here? It would have been great to see them go at it for another round or two, sucks man.
https://youtu.be/ZkJJi5zIdaM?t=1m46s
>>64506566
Herb Dean strikes again
>>64506580
i hear ya. do you reckon any other ref would have stopped the fight or would've waited for the round to end? I would think waiting the 3 seconds to end the round would be the logical decision
>>64506566
everyone thinks that
Herb Dean is just a shitty ref and it was in the UFC's best interests for McG to win
>>64506623
fuckin politics man. yeah, i've seen the hate for herb and can see it's absolutely deserved in this case
>>64506566
Only 5 months late to the party m8
>>64506621
>do you reckon any other ref would have stopped the fight or would've waited for the round to end?
idk but see how Dean didn't stop the Weidman vs Rockhold match. It's painfully obvious who the ufc want as champions sometimes
>>64505331
Yep, it basically is her. No need for a biopic now.
>>64506566
Well, Mendes didn't get back to his feet for quite a while, and didn't complain at all to Herb when it was stopped.
Does that change your opinion?
Who /ROGANRIFFS/ here?
https://youtu.be/Z-AaWkWEfwg
>>64506777
The drugs are ruining him. He's gonna look like an alien by the end of 2016.
>>64506840
The drugs are helping to preserve him. His insides are in pristine condition. He'll outlive Goldie, Buffer, Dana, Frittata, the lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CfFvtSUDA0
>>64506838
gotta admit Rogan got me hype
>>64504886
Holy shit
https://vine.co/v/iAemPzIWzvj
Who is the most emo UFC fighter?
i wonder if rogan feels like a retard for how many superlatives he's thrown at rousey in recent times only for her to be destroyed by a noobie.
>>64503729
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
Great color commentator and the best hype man in the business
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
never listened to his pod cast
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
DEVESTATED
DON'T LEAVE JOE ROGAN
Stann and Helwani are a solid B team but it's just not the same without the Hogan and Goldie on the mic. I know he's burnt out but he's part of the family and sincerely hope he understands that the true fight fans want him around forever.
>>64507224
He's a very poor color commentator
>>64506325
who /ICANTLETYOUGETCLOSE/ here
>>64507306
Is Can't Let You Get Close a TUF meme?
I missed it ;_:
>I'm the Mike Tyson of the featherweight division
>>64506325
>getting taken down by a man wearing flip flops
>those cheap hues rabbit punching chael
what was the outcome of that fight?
>>64506566
>ufc
>not rigged
pick one
who /ubereem/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKjP2Niu6o
>>64506325
>slow mo
>sounds like a lion orgy
nice
>>64504337
>Schaub
>Callen
>Ari
>Diaz
>Hinchcliff
>that other drug addict
all of Rogan's friend are insufferable pricks
>tfw no Francis Ngannou bull
>>64507516
RARE DESU FUUUUUUG
>>64507521
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 'Seychellois Shitposter Era'!
>>64507521
it's isle of men/macedonia fag that comes here with new flags everytime
>>64507373
Did Gregor say that? What a joke, Tyson was a midget in the heavyweight division, Conor is a giant who cuts so much weights he looks like a zombie.
>>64507762
>Did Gregor say that?
>>64506566
chad was obviously done. herb told him to fight back and he stayed turtled like a bitch.
>>64505902
>posting that has been
>>64507762
mini mendes said that u casual
>>64507773
Oh Mendes said it. Yeah I guess that's true, he's a small guy with powerful hands.
>>64507762
>sweden in charge of being a fightfan
2 more days guys
>>64507803
what weightclass is this fight?
>>64507809
clitweight
>>64507809
205 lbs according to this: http://www.mmafighting.com/fight/5515/gabi-garcia-vs-lei-d-tapa
ronda vs manny or floyd who wins?
>>64507843
If Floyd or Manny were to train takedown defense they could clean out the featherweight division with their jab only. They are much better athletes than anything the UFC has to offer.
>>64507827
high test :)
>>64505902
>>64507779
if those kangaroos are so great why do they run from small dogs
>>64507854
Bloody hell Swede don't you get bored of this?
>>64506769
fair point, i guess it does a bit
>>64507809
""""fight""""
How many hours until RIZIN starts?
>>64507854
Manny would be a Bantamweight m8
>>64507870
HELLO AFRICA
>>64508052
He has been fighting at 66kg for a long time now, but yeah bantamweight would be better.
>>64507875
lol dumb fagit that roo dont even trane
What are some good bets for saturday lads?
>>64506838
>implying Cody Garbrandt won't get knocked the fuck out by John Lineker
>>64508113
poirer
>goofs thought that Aldo would be faster than the GOAT
>>64508113
I would bet Tumenov by KO, I also think that 1,72 is way too high of an odd for Lawler. I just don't see anyone finishing Lawler on the feet. If even Rory can't do it, who can?
Arlovski by KO can be a cheeky bet, Miocic has been finished in the past and is not really a hard hitter himself. Unless Andrei has a bad TDD all of a sudden, I think there is a change of a KO, but Miocic will have a higher output I assume.
>>64508164
timing beats speed
>>64505290
I thought it looked like Mayhem Miller
>>64508113
Sims to win by a finish
What happened to Junior Dos Santos?
>>64508214
He got figured out
>>64508213
nice proxy
>>64503729
i hate rogan
i'll only be disappointed if they replace him with someone worse
not that dominick cruz would replace rogan, but he was fucking unbearable i'll literally mute it before i listen to that midget again
>>64508214
Nothing. Overeem is just a better fighter.
>>64508322
>relaxed front-on view
>flexing back view
Thats hardly a fair comparison
will movement training help condit?
>>64508322
i thought he looked good in the fight hes still lean and ripped and has a better physique than overeem
>>64508354
He has been training movement before Conor tbqh
>>64508369
the left pic is him at the weighins vs overeem
doesnt look good, lean or ripped to me
Does Aldo deserve a rematch?
>>64508384
thats cos hes cutting weight he looked a lot different in the fight
>>64508531
Kind off
>>64508531
nah, he is done
>>64508531
he would have if it went 5 rounds and only lost by a little bit but not after a 13 seconko
>>64508214
His face man, his face gets cut when you only touch it, Cain really fucked him up. I bet he starts bleeding when his wife kisses him on the cheek.
>>64508531
Conor ruined his chin
He wouldn't last 10 seconds
how do you guys think overeem feels now with his current state
![empire-sports-ufc-suspends-joe-rogan-marijuana-pot-brownies-mma-fight-dead[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kFlYjfe.jpg "empire-sports-ufc-suspends-joe-rogan-marijuana-pot-brownies-mma-fight-dead[1]")
>>64504169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQF3AwmMxRM
>>64508273
>hating on Cruz
They should have a casual filter /heem/
>>64508582
this desu
>>64506566
mendes was fully conscious and wasn't taking damage, shit stoppage
>>64508568
Bitch is ovulating so hard
>>64508531
Deserve? Most definitely.
Should Aldo take it? No.
He should recuperate and take an easier fight first.
>>64508531
No, UFC should stop handing everyone and their grandmothers a rematch. It wasn't a controversial decision, Aldo got knocked out clean, had a terrible gameplan and made a fool out of himself fighting once a year and showing up like this the one time that matters most. Beat up a can first, then go up against someone like Holloway, Charles or someone else ranked high. If he wins both, he should go for the title again. But I think that should happen to almost any champion. Lawler needed to do that, Cain should've done that, Ronda should do that, Weidman should skip the can and go against Jacaré. I just hate all these pointless rematches when the fight wasn't close.
>>64508599
cerrone was fully conscious and wasn't taking damage, shit stoppage
I don't know what's worse Cruz winning or losing and then having to listen to his midget voice
>>64508694
Why are only the murricans hating on Cruz?
#MissMarvelMonday
>>64508713
>flag banter
>>64508568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKjP2Niu6o
>>64508732
I'm generally curious. Do you dislike Cruz for Cruz, or because you like TJ more?
Ever since the fight was announced, a lot of you guys are hating him on an almost personal level.
>>64508694
The worst will be Cruz winning a close decision after a great fight, taking that gold strap from Dilly the Silly... and then being sidelined with some injury bologna again for a year+
>>64508531
I'd like to see him get a Chance At Redemption; but first let him display his greatness against another top 10er, and then he can get in queue for another bang with the inimitable Conor.
Similar to how Chad got whacked in the first Aldo fight, but he learned, banged out some unranked potatoes because Shelby has always given Chad extremely favourable matchups, and then he fought Aldo again and they had one of the best fights of that year.
>>64508680
The Cain rematch especially is some dumb shit. Absolutely disagree with that decision by the UFC.
who loves /feet/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5DB8Qk4WL4
>>64508214
he lost his confidence after the two losses to Cain, look at him in his fight with Miocic, he doesn't throw combos anymore, his accuracy was shit, he mostly threw jabs to the body and a shitty overhand right
While he never had an amazing boxing defense, he was way better at throwing different kinds of punches, combos and shit
>>64508971
That's kind of gross
>>64508979
One of Jack Slack's articles from his Bleacher Report tenure was about just how fantastic JDS's offensive boxing is. A good read, but painful knowing that we'll never see that Vintage JDS ever again...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1647843-junior-dos-santos-mmas-finest-offensive-boxer
Fresh Dan Hardy + Unibet breakdown of Condit vs Lawler
https://youtu.be/xc7sXuzcB_o
wonder how many will still be champ this time next year
>>64509036
I only expect to see holly, Conor, and probably Rockhold retain next year.
#teamcejudo
>>64508773
He got some freak injuries, it's already uncommon to get a torn ACL, since it is not linked to bad training or something, but he got three of them, I can't recall an athlete who has had so many of these freak injuries. But yeah, he is still young, and mostly athletes who tear their ACL before their 30s recover extremely well. Most recent example is Paul George in the NBA. But I mean the chances are so extremely small he gets injured for a long time again, since injury proneness is not connected to ACL injuries or something. I've got good confidence he can come back and stay healthy. Surgeries are getting better by the year and Cruz seems smart enough to not do those weird training methods they like to do at AKA.
>>64508971
>Feetor Belfort
>>64508971
What the fuck am I watching?
>I read Jack Slack articles.
>>64508971
Why did he did this on live TV?
>>64509067
Well you've gone and given me hope now. Healthy Cruz, now and forever.
CHAMPIONS AT THE END OF 2016
>WSW
claudia
>WBW
holly
>FLW
DJ
>BW
dillashaw
>FW
conor
>LW
conor
>WW
woodley
>MW
weidman
>LHW
rumble
>HW
Jon jones
Which camp had a worse year, TAM or Nova Uniao?
>>64508767
i've never enjoyed watching him fight or his personality, don't care about tj
>the ultimate fighter still existing
will this ever be a real sport?
>>64509190
Nova Uniao by far, PEDerneiras is on suicide watch
>>64509322
he's still got claudia
>>64509162
>jon jones
>hw by end of 2016
How do you guys see Rory vs Lombard playing out?
>>64509318
It's gonna be a coed season right? We'll probably see full penetration if we're lucky and keep saying our prayers.
>>64509375
I want Rory to win so bad, but i don't know about that fight he had with Robbie.
That chin might be gone.
>>64509190
nova for sure
>erick silva onn losing streak
>glaudia didnt get JJ rematch
>huenan bara got slapped silly
>aldo ktfo 13sec
plus they look deflated since USADA, camp got accused and mocked because of PEDs
>>64509375
I see rory jabbing himself to a DEC win like he did with wooley
>>64509391
>full penetration
>can't even hear swear words
>>64509404
claudia looked huge for a SW at 190 desu, she must have be 135 pounds at fight time
>>64509162
>claudia
lmao
USADA is LITERALLY KILLING this fake sport
>>64508729
#MissManjawMonday
>>64509431
I'm hoping Rory does to old mate Showeather what he did to Tarec.
>>64509451
>desu
fuck this shit
>>64509482
Yeah, but fuck it.
People will get KO easier now, look at Aldinho
>>64509509
roll with it bro
unleash your inner weeb
>>64509539
dallas the hipster winston
>>64509375
Lombard was awful against Burkman and everyone seems to forget that, he doesn't have a chance against Rory.
>>64509668
he was good in the 1st round tho
>>64509679
I would lick every last droplet of sweat off her
>>64509668
It's going to be a memefest. Lombard is absolute shit and coming back with USADA testing for the first time after a failed drug test. Rory is going to have him backed against the cage and finish early in the third if not sooner.
>>64509679
a fine example of how the jewish media controls everyones "reality" really and just how wrong it truly is.
Thank you Holly.
>>64509668
Burkman is just a great spoiler and fought very defensively, I expect Lombard to lose, but not because of that.
>>64509467
I want to sniff joanna's butt
>>64507516
>>64507538
R A R E F L A G
A
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F
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A
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NEW VID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc7sXuzcB_o
>>64509467
>tattoo
dropped.
>>64509772
Aw yiss
>>64503729
Rogan can actually fight. His TKD moves are one of the slickest that I've seen after Grandmaster Shin Chul Kang
>>64503863
what time did fedor weigh in? i might be retarded i can't find him in the video
Joe Rogan is a smoking munster
Countdown for UFC 195 got put on YouTube and I haven't seen anyone else mention it so far:
https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
>>64509679
what is it that's so bad about this?
>>64509850
It was posted about 2-3 times in the last day or two, but its not like you'll take away post space from some briliant shitposting, so no harm done.
>>64509876
I'm not sure, I never did boxing, but I can't imagine how you can put power behind your punches when your knuckles swing all over the place.
>>64509833
He's not fighting tomorrow night
>>64509903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZHaH2KWX8U
Has this one been posted yet, All-Knowing Serb?
The Ultimate Fighter. UFC Embedded. UFC Countdown. UFC Pulse. Road to the Octagon. Dana White Looking For A Fight. Ultimate Insider. UFC Now. The list goes on.
What kind of show would you pitch to the UFC?
>>64509935
then why did someone comment how fat fedor looked what the fuck mates
>>64509833
fedor fights on the NYE card, not the one on the 29th.
What if Conor just never loses again
>>64509876
Those are arm punches (flailing) no hip/shoulder movement to generate power.
>>64509958
It has, both of them were posted at the same time.
>>64509959
I go around and fix teams shitty gyms
>>64509991
He he will forever be remembered for ducking Frankie
>>64509996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc7sXuzcB_o
What about this one? you can alway use a little Outlaw in your life.
>>64510022
clever girl
>>64510022
>Frankie
doesnt deserve the money he would get for being a boring manlet
>>64509903
Oh my bad, I even searched through this thread first before I posted it lol
>>64510080
lol
>>64510022
why are people saying thats conor is scared, ducking frankie/RDA? he literally just fought a couple weeks ago. the ufc probably hasnt even talked to him about his next fight
>>64510033
I'm actually watching it right now, and yes, Susan posted it >>64509772
>>64503729
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
Well firstly, I thought he was just some commentator guy. He seemed to know his stuff and was very enthusiastic about the sport. I liked him.
BUT
Then I realised he did this podcast thing and radio show thingy whatever. WOW. I was blown away at just how fucking stupid this man is. His arrogance is amazing. His delusion... He actually thinks he's got something worthwhile to say about topics other than the sport. I was actually very disappointed because I respected him as a commentator/host. Really though, this man is a fucking tool and anyone who seriously enjoys what he says, relates to what he says or agrees with anything he says is also a fucking retard and needs to re-evaluate their life.
He should stick to his job and stop trying to become a 'personality'. Also, the constant use of profanity is pathetic for someone who clearly knows they are in the public gaze. He's like a massive man-child who needs to grow up.
Also, no idea why he's so ripped. He's clearly not capable of fighting so why the fuck does he look like he's competing for Mr Olympia 2016? It's pathetic t.b.h. He's such a try-hard.
>>64510098
>>64510071
You two should move in together.
Then you should get a dog.
>>64504290
Sadly I did
>>64510131
Lol smoke some weed and chill bro
thinking of getting some chipotle for lunch lads.
>tfw you order online and skip the line in front of all the plebs
>>64504003
>19 years old
>Summer 'fling'
>60% here for cute dogs
Red flags, red flags everywhere.
>>64510133
you should get in my guard
>>64509509
blame hiroshimoot family
>>64510209
Don't let e coli heem you m8
>>64509969
>he looks so fat, not even fat-on-top-of-muscle-fat Fedor fat, just terrible fat
I was saying Sidelnikov doesn't look chubby/chunky like Fedor, he just looks like a huge slob
>>64510209
>eating at chipotle
>thinking you arent one of the plebs
Does anyone else fall asleep dreaming about being a female UFC fighter?
>>64510279
Most fans of Luke Rockhold
>>64510199
Why? I don't need to. Sorry if my concise and harsh-but-fair style offends you. I can assure you I'm calm as calm can be though. Probably less flustered than you are right now.
>>64510209
>not a cheeky Nandos
#ShitLAD
>>64510279
Joanna and I have been dating for a few months now, she just doesn't know it yet
>>64510279
yes, but being the ring girl instead
>>64510279
Only UFC dream I had was attending a Sage Northcutt fight and the whole crowding singing a song for him
>>64510312
Lol bro, just take a hit and relax
>>64508568
better
>>64510348
>WEED DUDE LMAO
Wishing someone would be the Lawler to my Kaplan right now to be frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagENXbwm1M
>>64510033
Dan Hardy is a cool guy, not a lot of people could so casually breakdown a clip of themselves getting knocked out.
Is Jew Rogan going to be this biased during UFC 195?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m40DZKndiM4
>>64510576
I really hope Condit wins so Rory can take that belt from him.
>>64510712
I think Rory has a better chance to take it from Lawler than from Condit.
JJ is off the market
>>64510926
I can't like a girl who constantly take selfies
>>64508971
God damn, only someone as badass as Vitor could keep going in life without this being his major claim to notoriety
>I can't like a girl who constantly take selfies
>>64503729
I don't like the man fighting sport but Joe Rogan is my hero I love Joey Diaz
>>64510947
Its a task for her. The more selfies/media she does, the better her pay will be. Also, in most of her pictures is some sort of sponsored content. She's making muney off of this.
>>64511004
i wonder what reebok pays her
>>64511036
20 pairs of shoes/month
What went wrong?
>>64511004
she should just pose in lingerie then tbqhwyf
>>64511160
THATS NOT MY SON
>>64511176
I seriously doubt she's getting super cereal lingerie modeling offers.
But much like Ronda/Gina before her, she might if the pay is good.
is muay thai a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-t_Xy39u0
>>64511160
everything
>>64511246
muay thai isn't a meme but most ufc fighters have not come remotely close to being good at MT despite being billed as "great" MT fighters.
remember when matt brown was on a win streak and everyone was hyping him as this muay thai DESTROYER because he remembered to use the clinch and threw standing elbows vs shitters?
shit was embarrassing.
they could find some random thai ladyboy trainee from any gym in bangkok and they'd have better standup than 90% of the roster
>>64511246
i dont know, but that elbow at :56 was nasty as fuck.
when is rose fighting joanna
>I think Conor "the GOAT" McGregor, the man who retired Jose Aldo in his prime, is afraid of little Frankie "gib moar title shot pls" Edgard or Roberto "literally has lost 7 fights" Dos Anjos
Reminder Schaub is /heem/'s favorite fighter
Who am I?
>>64511449
Junie Browning
>>64511437
>I don't have a dog
>>64511449
Junie the loonie Browning
where is he now? prison?
where were you when two random slavs in malaysia had the fight of the year? aren't you a fight fan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFU4jRniML0
>>64511523
i only watch real fighting
>>64511437
>Roberto "literally has lost 7 fights" Dos Anjos
It's not easy to win every fight when you're not making yourself annorexic just so you can fight manlets.
You now remember Georges St Pierre
>>64511596
I am not impressed with your performance
>>64511606
STOCKTON 209 WUT
>>64511622
DELETE THIS POST YOU MONSTER
>>64511596
i hope he comes back and has one more boring 5 round UD win. for the fans.
>>64511556
>unironically losing to Jeremy Stephens, Clay Guida and Tyson Griffin (all FWs at one time or another)
>>64511622
DELETE IT
>>64511437
we go through this everytime conor wins.
>>64511652
just 4u
http://strawpoll.me/6385257
>>64511664
ANGLOSPHERE TEAMWORK
TAKE NOTE MUZZIES
>>64511664
god bless
Beautiful work champ
>>64511437
What a failure
>>64511650
Clay Guida would beat McMemer so bad lel
brendan schaub was a fucking awful fighter.
>>64511880
back to reddit
>>64511880
he could still heem you inside 10 seconds pal
>>64509036
Holly, DJ, Werdum (ie weakest divisions)
Maybe JJ and Killashaw too
>>64511880
nobody could take that right hand tho
>>64511869
Clay Guida wouldn't last a minute you deluded fuck
>>64512062
b-but muh wraslin
Reminder Clay Guida unironically has wins over the last two LW Champs
He even finished RDA
help me /sp/
>>64512115
tumenov
ortega
duffy
condit
miocic
>>64512115
I'm willing to bet Dana wants Duffy to win
>>64512101
proves how shit and overrated LW is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6lOz-0qvqE
>>64506777
This pic has stopped me from lifting anymore.
My new years resolution is to go cardiobunny mode.
He looks like shrek on test.
Any one /nfl/?
Which nfl player could win a belt in the ufc with mma Training?
http://youtu.be/bjeGmdZuUgc
@3:45
Totally straight guys
>>64507306
>hold on, let me throw some spinning shit real quick
>>64512370
he's a manlet with a drug problem working 2 jobs, this isn't a lifting issue
>>64512204
Justify it to yourself however you please.
what are the chances fedor looks absolutely incredible? I'm so fucking worried. I want him to do well.
>>64508568
do you think she still mires like that now that reem is off the gear?
Reminder that Ireland has more active UFC champions per capita than any other nation on Earth.
Oh and also Tyson Fury is Irish.
>Proudly sports the tricolour
>>64512469
these girls want to fuck him so bad you can almost smell their hormones leaking through their red panties
>>64512688
Fuck yeah, British Isles supremacy!
>>64511160
meme kicks went wrong
>>64508609
McGregor is the easy fight m8
>>64511880
>tfw you're right
>tfw schaub could still heem every here
feels bad t b h
>>64511523
post spicy bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG7EipFjV4g
>>64512688
>Born in Manchester
>Irish
>>64513157
>born in Jamaica
>English
>>64508729
>Miss
thats obv a tarp
>when rogan starts pouting
>when rogan pops his head into face offs
ultimate cringe
who's your favorite unknown fighter heem?
mine is kotetsu "no face" boku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dZ7_U9X-eA
How the fuck does Rizin work? It's on animetime so I can't work out when it'll be on in the real world? Since it's the 29th in Japan right now, does that mean this evening Rizin will be on? Or is it going to be on at some god forsaken early hour in the morning?
I just wanna watch Sakuraba's ghost take on Shinya.
>>64513494
Patricio Pitbull
question senpaitachi. where the fuck can I watch every single rizin fight? Is there a dedicated viewing site? I can't find it on Spike.
>>64509850
is conduit a meme fighter?
Cain Valesquez is not Mexican
>>64513494
Your mum lad
>>64513674
Match TV streams breh
>>64513494
>mfw his face is no face
>mfw i have no face
>tfw i could heem every here
>Schaub will never fight again
>he was one of those fighters who is hilarious when he gets heemed
>>64513863
Just quoting Werdum faggot
>>64506777
It's a piercing.
>>64504884
>reminder rorion gracie originally wanted UFC 1 to have an alligator filled moat
>>64513926
Verdum isn't white, you dont get to talk like that.
Will Anderson kill himself if he loses to Bisbing?
>>64514017
considering he has 8 figures in his account im guessing no
>>64512788
>5 round camp
>>64514017
Probably just retire with a whimper. It's a shame because he's just a bit too old now
>>64507306
>I know grappling is my bread and butter but lemme throw some poorly executed spinning shit right quick
>>64507306
CHRIS YOU WERE WINNING THAT ROUND
YOU WERE WINNING THAT ROUND
>>64507306
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
>yfw Bisping defeats Silva in stunning fashion.
>>64514307
This is my face when that shit happens because that shit will never happen.
>>64514307
That would be cool.
A boring decision though?
>>64513612
thats a good question, i would also like to know what time the cards will be on and how long they are expected to last
the next card listed on VIPbox is jan 1st
>>64513913
Schaub's gonna have to make a comeback, the podcast is becoming stagnant and they need to bring back the "fighter's journey" element just for all the stories it provides.
Schaub for Heavyweight Gatekeeper 2016!
is conor mcgregor getting lucky?
>>64514307
I would literally urinate myself, not even joking, if bespin wins I'll video soiling myself.
>>64514369
Schaub would do VERY well in this new PED-free HW division.
>>64514307
It kind of sucks for Bisping, if he wins everyone will just shit on Anderson being old and off the roids, if he loses everyone will shit on Bisping for losing to an old and off the roids Anderson.
watch this
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/28/10671100/best-of-the-mma-hour-2015-edition-vol-1
>>64514491
nah
What does Holly Holm smell like?
>>64514530
armpit sweat
chili and onions
>>64514530
aryan
http://imgur.com/3CEDwaZ
Will Nick Diaz ever fight in the ufc again?
>>64514885
nope
>>64514885
nick diaz vs gsp II at UFC 200
>>64514915
that's a damn shame desu
>>64510926
>getting that close to a sick person
it's like that guy is asking to be heemed by illness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j65c-pTCgBI
>>64512469
that's a nice sweater.
>>64514885
Hopefully not.
1-3 since his return.
Didn't win a round against GSP or Anderson.
Those guys look like they'd be a blast to hang out with
195 conference call in 3 bongs: https://youtu.be/QT0-F6CcTXg
>>64515197
ISIS meeting
>>64515197
>Super Smash Senpaitachi rooster
>>64515221
thanks fightfan
controversial opinions time: i don't consider anyone who has been caught for steroids to be a UFC fighter the moment they are caught and their entire past record is invalid due to the fact they chose to cheat at their sport.
>>64514530
Salty milk and coins.
>>64515377
is this controversial?
>>64515537
considering that anderson silva is thought of by many big names in MMA as the GOAT, probably.
>>64514471
both trash tier imo, glad to see they'll both be exiting soon. I always felt like people praised bisbong for no reason, he always was given easy fights and people made a huge deal of it
Who's ready to bang?
Event: UFC 195: "Lawler vs. Condit"
Date: Sat., Jan. 2, 2016, on pay-per-view (PPV)
Location: MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada
UFC 195 PPV Main Event:
170 lbs.: UFC Welterweight Champion Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
UFC 195 PPV Co-Main Event:
265 lbs.: Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic
UFC 195 PPV Main Card (10 p.m. ET):
170 lbs.: Lorenz Larkin vs. Albert Tumenov
145 lbs.: Diego Brandao vs. Brian Ortega
155 lbs.: Tony Sims vs. Abel Trujillo
UFC 195 FOX Sports 1 "Prelims" (8 p.m. ET):
135 lbs.: Masanori Kanehara vs. Michael McDonald
115 lbs.: Nina Ansaroff vs. Justine Kish
155 lbs.: Drew Dober vs. Scott Holtzman
170 lbs.: Kyle Noke vs. Alex Morono
UFC 195 Fight Pass "Prelims" (6:30 p.m. ET):
145 lbs.: Joseph Duffy vs. Dustin Poirier
135 lbs.: Joe Soto vs. Michinori Tanaka
170 lbs.: Edgar Garcia vs. Sheldon Westcott
>>64515581
>>64515377
Its not controversial, but it is naive for two reasons. PEDs don't make you a good fighter, it just makes you a better athlete. Secondly, everyone uses "something". Technically speaking, everyone is "cheating".
Rumble goes to China to cycle, Moose is in Japan right now doing his cycle for his fight with Leitas etc.
>>64515928
>everyone uses something
your concrete evidence?
>>64512115
Easy money on Poirer, Tumenov, Brandao, stipe, Lawler, don't make it a parley but if you do exclude Brandao he is a risky but good bet
>>64512469
He's gay as fuck
>>64515928
All natty brah
>>64515928
>PEDs don't make you a good fighter, it just makes you a better athlete
Heem yourself my man. How do you think people get better at fighting?
>>64515377
Everyone uses PEDs, except Saku, Demian and Minowaman.
>>64516002
I used to compete, and from judo/BJJ/MMA to boxing and TKD, everyone is looking for an edge. The amateur circuit is ripe with dianabol for instance. It's basic human nature to try and have an edge.
Secondly, and you can call my bluff, I've had this very conversation with two notable UFC/Bellator fighters that say the same thing.
Also, if you pay attention to it, you'll see fighters saying stuff like "everyone is on something, except me" etc.
>>64516162
>How do you think people get better at fighting?
By fighting.
https://youtu.be/HPaaNPIT2M0
>>64515377
>having morals in MMA
>having morals in any sport
Heem yourself
>>64516162
Heem your remaining colonies. Which PED will make Serbia into the second coming of Jon Jones, in your opinion?
>>64516198
>I've had this very conversation with two notable UFC/Bellator fighters
who?
>>64516274
>not being a cheating scumbag is bad!
nice morals.
>>64516244
Well if I had "concrete proof" just by /existing/, then USADA would also be able to have "proof".
I just don't have doubt in the matter, and I don't live in a mickey mouse universe where people are labeled "good guys" and "bad guys" if they use PEDs.
>>64516287
Peru makes the perfect point.
>>64516336
>where people are labeled "good guys" and "bad guys" if they use PEDs.
when this sport explicitly states that one cannot use PEDs, then the people that don't are good and the people that do are bad.
>>64516332
>cheating scumbag
God damn you vikings got so pussified, it's impossible to talk to you.
You are not men anymore, just the trash that your women want you to be.
>muh morals
>muh clean athlete
Literally every athlete that broke a record, EVER, used some kind of PED.
I dont really think about the PED thing too much honestly. I mean I am glad USADA is cleaning up the sport and that its better for everyone, but at the same time some of my favorite fighters have been busted repeatedly like Josh Barnett.
>>64516372
And I make my way back to my first point, and that is that you're quite naive.
>>64516372
Your IQ can't grasp grey areas.
>>64504003
>summer fling
>short hair
>womanlet
>dog person
>that shirt
goof/10
>>64516407
>Literally every athlete that broke a record, EVER, used some kind of PED.
it's sad that people actually believe this. it spits in the face of any amazing athlete that genuinely never did anything against the rules.
>>64516440
i think it's more naive to assume everyone is using.
>>64516287
No PED is going to make you Jon Jones but being able to train harder and longer than your opponent is a significant advantage.
The main advantage to PEDs in MMA is that it allows fighters to cut weight easily and carry huge power in to a weight class they have no buisness being in.
>>64516468
>it's sad that people actually believe this. it spits in the face of any amazing athlete that genuinely never did anything against the rules.
Are you trolling?
>>64516468
You need to ween yourself off the Disney channel my man.
Anybody got a few hours free and want to roll for a while? We can do gi or no gi
>>64516491
ay leave Disney out of this
>>64516483
There are also psychological side effects. For example testosterone can increase your confidence and aggression which is very important for a fighter.
>>64516422
>USADA is a good thing
Can we stop spouting this meme already?
>>64516468
Those athletes don't exist after the 1940s that's why records keep getting broken every year.
>>64516447
i don't think short hair is bad, but that is definitely a dyke haircut
>>64516483
>train harder and longer
I'm glad you've recovered
>No PED is going to make you Jon Jones
My smile and raver slut fetish: gone
>>64516619
look at that tit slope. I'm I supposed to find the y intercept with that shit nigga?
>>64516619
>she looks familiar
>google: Alizee
>"Moi Lolita"
>I remember everything
>mfw
nobody unironically thinks Conor will beat RDA do they?
Who was Joe's best science guest? Brian Cox was pretty good afair but NDT was pretty shit.
Anyone remember that old UFC fight where it was Tito vs one of Ken Shamrock's guys, and after the fight Tito made a shooting gestures with both his hands and then flipped off Shamrock? I'd be interested in seeing a gif or webm of that, or at least knowing what fight it was.
>south americans both support cheating
kekerino
>>64516861
>nobody unironically thinks Conor will beat Aldo do they?
>>64516878
UFC 18
>>64516571
>stricter drug testing is bad
>>64504886
WE ARE LIVING IN THE MATRIX LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>64516274
Not surprising this comes from the country that accepted nazis as war refugees
>>64517020
>(you)
>>64517020
You're a madman
We still need a JOn Jones.
>>64517139
You, you be the Jone jones
>>64516568
Test doesn't really do much for you psychologically unless you're already low test, in which case it will just bring you up to baseline.
Other drugs do genuinely increase your aggression, but they tend not to be ideal mma PEDs for other reasons
>>64517147
Aight, give me a minute.
>>64516928
>>64516928
new thread last call
>>64517290
>>>64517290
>>64517290
new bread
>>64517005
It is
You have to use PEDs to be competetive. Introducing stricter drug testing policies means that richer and more well-connected fighters will continue to use, while poor fighters with no connections will no longer be able to keep up and either stop using or get busted. It's intended to level the playing field, but in fact it does the exact opposite.
A truly level playing field would be one where there was no drug testing whatsoever. You don't need a ton of money or connections to run a top-tier PED cycle if you don't have to worry about getting caught. It's only with strict drug testing policies that you start having to spend the big bucks on custom-made designer steroids, masking agents, drug coaches, travel etc. This fucks over fighters who don't have a lot going for them financially and/or don't have good connections.
>>64515117
Agreed senpai
Want to know where I can get such a nice sweater
>>64504886
>[Insight 10] realize Ronda based her entire "personality" on Julia Styles' character
>>64505820
I wish I could devote more time into being joe :(
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