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Upcoming MMA events:
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://youtu.be/ZujfTiYQqd4
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91NWZKkhMkU
someone please kill Ido Portal, he's like Rasputin trying to mess with our boy McGregor
Mcmemer wins by KO
I WILL BRAKE HEEM
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YE?
eat dinner
go to bed
wake up
watch mcgoober get heemed
>>64167834
>Hating on movement
>>64167882
PUSH
STRIKE
EVADE
STRIKE
We are alive during a great time lads
>DESCRIBE YOUR MOVEMENT IN 3 WORDS
PLAYFUL, BOUNCY, FLOWY MASTERRACE REPORTING IN
post link to streem
>>64167937
so blessed to be alive during a time such as this
DEY DONT MUEWE LIKE I MUEWE DEY DONT TINK LIKE I TINK
>>64167954
yes
>>64167834
If Mcgregor loses because he does some edgy Portal shit.................
DEY DON'T MEWVRE LIK I MEWVRE
DEY DON'T TINK LIK I TINK
daily reminder that i get paid to report stream lonks by Zuffa.
I have my spies on every general.
>Tfw if Conor gets heem'd all these memes end
I don't want it to end lads ;_;
>>64167882
desu I cant wait till its bedtime
>Post yfw you hear this tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>aldo snugglefucks McGreggor
>Rockhold RNCd in first round
>Jacare snugglefucks Romero
>Maia
>Manlet slap fest
Caaaaant wait
>>64167958
conor has that typical potato nose that you only see on irish and danish people
warm sunny december day for fights lads
>>64167993
Too late faggot. One meme per thread
>>64167958
>tfw Mcgreggor is probably going to get heem'd
>tfw It never felt like this fight was ever actually going to happen so I never had to deal with these emotions
P A N I C L A D S
A
N
I
C
L
A
D
S
can't handle the wait anymore lads...
can we just fastforward time to the start of the main card
>>64168025
Anything can happen, Pat. Just sit back and enjoy history happening before your eyes.
Stream link?
>>64168022
The MMA gods have blessed us lad. Truly a glorious day to be alive senpai
why did aldo slap McGregor at the weigh ins? kind of a bitch move, no?
>>64168025
If McGreggor loses, it will be via easy sub, or an unsurprising, uncontroversial decudion. There will be no heems.
>>64168013
What does Rockhold walk out to?
Pls Aldo, knock this pikey manlet out early so the irish bandwagon can move on from this 'sport'.
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64151687
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING LADS
in less than 12 fucking bongs we will have a new UFC middleweight champion, not some broken down hue crusher whos name rhymes with Piss, but a true champion with the body of a Greek God and the skillset so elite that even the most famed fictional story tellers couldn't come up with better.
And the best part? The best part will be when Rockhold locks in that submission and I sense Weidmanfag's life force drain away as he never, EVER posts in heem again.
>12 hours from now the shitposting will be out of this world
i love you heem
>>64168023
YOU DON'T MEME LIK I MEME
>>64168014
>aldo snugglefucks McGreggor
Would laugh at all the butthurt
>Rockhold RNCd in first round
He deserves it for not being on the team
>Jacare snugglefucks Romero
Someone's getting heemed that fight. Romero will be tappy or Jacare will be sleepy
>Maia
He's facing Gunnar "The Icelanding Viking with a 9inch benis" Nelson. It should be a fun fight
>Manlet slap fest
Max Holloway is fun as fuck to watch. Should be exciting.
>>64168003
The memes will only thrive
We can have a good laugh at Ido and mewvment
>>64168092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c
>there are people in this thread right now who haven't thrown shekels at Weidman and McGregor accy.
>>64168115
Starts at 3am for us right?
>>64168115
>he hasn't joined the team
what even happens to McGregor if he loses? I mean how can he talk any amount of trash if he gets beaten?
>>64168166
>all these casual goofs who don't know when the card is starting
>>64168115
It's nice to have a dream, no matter how outlandish it may be.
Have you thanked Rose today for removing that cancer on the sport?
>>64168115
Luke Rockhold is gay btw
>>64168178
he'll be humble in defeat after the fight but fast forward a few weeks he'll go back to trash talking aldo for a rematch or move up to 155 to fight RDA/Cerrone.
Why Are Americans So Short
Luke is pretending to be confident. Chris is confident.
Will Luke's athleticism be enough to overcome his relative mental weakness?
>>64168192
i want to thank her in person, if you catch my drift
FUCK THERE IS NO BAD FIGHT ON THIS CARD
I woke up after my nap just now and felt stiff. Stuck in the mud almost. How do I get my mewvement back in time for the fights?
>>64168115
>Mfw a casual thought that anyone from team AKA was elite
Jones kucked DC
Werdum kucked Cain
Chris kucks Luke tonight to complete the hat-trick. That entire gym is a meme full of nothing but pretenders and shit talkers who don't have champion mentality.
>>64168220
>implying that has ever helped that alien fuck in the past
Dude got fucked up by Jared "Dadbod" Rosholt ffs senpai
>>64168265
Go here friend idoportal.com
>>64168229
cheer up paige, you can still marry some dummy who makes strong six figures
>>64168269
don't forget khabib
>>64168265
Try a few minutes of webm related. That should do the trick to get you nice, flowy and playful again!
>>64168178
>muh weight cut
>muh not the right division
>muh "injury"
And all is well
>>64168269
Piss trains with jabronis
Who wearing red panties tonight?
guys please help me how do I watch the mcgregor vs Aldo fight for free? please
Does Vegas have a contingency plan for handling the drunken Irish riots once McGregor loses?
>>64168234
some prelim fights look like shit to be quite honest with you family
>>64168308
see pic related
>>64168265
noice pic
>>64168320
>PVZ will never schedule a make out session with you
>>64168381
.38 freedom rays
>>64168269
Holly acts humble but she clearly is a roider
¨What does heem'd mean?
>>64168318
Khabib's body kucks itself
Nobody else is beating Khabib
>>64168359
Bought them just for this occasion lad.
>>64168377
UFC.tv
FYI YOU FUCKING CASUALS Norway is like #4 in all time bantz and you are getting master troled right now
>>64168431
yes
I like how Luke Kekhold is confident. There's no fucking way he'll win.
>>64168431
webm related
>>64168417
>Someone who's been boxing for almost 20 years and is in great physical shape compared to 99% of women is a roider
Well if you say so my 4chan friend
>>64168431
its just another word for meem
Anyone know a site where I can watch the fight for free?
>>64168135
Are you actually living in sub-saharan Africa or what
WHEN HOESAY'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
I DONT SEE HIM GETTING UP FROM THE STOOL FOR THE SECOND ROUND
THIS IS WHAT I VISUALIZE
I PREDICT DEEZ TINGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-V1BsSQ2OE
based as fuck
>>64168522
>tfw 1080p 60fps VLC stream but I'm not going to share it with anybody.
>>64168577
p-p-pls? I'll be your best friend
>>64168431
In my bay area normie slang it means "fucked"
Post someone in the MMA community you want to uppercut.
cant fucking see webm's and it's starting to piss me off
>>64168569
>dats no roight
>>64168552
sure
>>64168501
or this
What time is the fight between mcgoober and aldon't?
>>64168557
I am sick of all of this bad mouthing about Irish Americans! Let me tell you something, we are far more Irish than anybody out there. Walk into any "pub" in Dublin and you'll see people drinking ENGLISH beer watching ENGLISH football and listening to ENGLISH bands without a proper Irish flag in sight! It's a disgrace to what it means to be Irish! Over here in Boston, we know what it means to celebrate our pride and our culture. You'll be hard pressed to find anyone without a pint of Guiness on Saint Paddy's Day and we will all be decked out in green with a shamrock cookie to boot! You can say what you want, but we are more Irish than the rest of the world! Top of the morning to ya!
>>64168712
it doesnt have an official start time you stupid casual fuck
>>64168569
I don't hate him, he's a pretty funny guy.
>>64168712
Cancelled
listen faggots
the only way this fight goes to decision is if McGOAT blows his ACL again
>>64168712
reddit has a guide for casuals...maybe you should check it out :^)
>>64168548
Maybe Holly naturally has a small penis. Surely steroids have nothing to do with it.
>britbong
>want mewvment and tinking to win
>might put cash on Jose "I fight like once for every five withdrawals" aldo.
>if heem win get to shitpost for a few months.
>if br aldo wins I get da money.
Nobody tinks like I tink.
>>64168738
>stupid casual fuck
Not even going to dispute that I'm a filthy casual.
It's that time of the year again...
>>64168149
Now I have to watch every episode. thanks lad
>>64168548
>all labia look the same
>doesn't like nice fat outties
If those are innie meat curtains hanging out she can fuck right off though.
>>64168772
the early prelims start in less than 6 hours, main event will start 4 hours after that
>>64168903
Thank you
>that glorious feel when you know you could literally heem anyone in /heem/
>>64168749
I know this is fake but even looking at this shoop makes me bubble with anxiety.
>McGregor has a bad knee ready to pop
>no real threat on takedowns or the ground
>has to outpace opponents to keep safe
>forced to meme kick to make opponents static
>Pedro Rizzo - Aldo's muay thai coach
I always mention exploding knees, but this could bench Conor for a year regardless of the result
>>64168792
almost bingo senpaitachi
>>64169015
Dana on suicide watch
PVZ - dead
Ronda - dead until July
Conor - almost dead
Does anyone have the Frankie heem? I tapped out and fell asleep during the tuf finale.
Was it a good fight? I don't think anyone predicted Frankie being able to knock Mendes out, people on /heem/ were saying Frankie was going sleepy.
>>64168431
heem is actually a dutch word , related to the german word heim and english home, heem is bassicaly home for every fight fan, welcome
>>64168792
Do E-sports count as a sport?
>>64168792
So close senpai
>>64169065
>people on /heem/ were saying Frankie was going sleepy.
I repeatedly said Edgar first round but there you go
>>64169065
it was a quick cleen HEEM.
mendes landed some really good kicks though
QUICK POST YOUR FACE WHEN ALDO HEEMS MCGREGOR
>you won't get to be in Ireland when heem knocks aldo unconscious.
>you won't get to experience the sheer banter and cheap booze as hundreds of irish men take to the streets waving flags galore.
>you will never have an irish accent and be a real life walking meme.
Why even live bros?
I don' tink I cen andle all dees feels.
>>64169065
http://youtu.be/q5s_c6zJSy8
>>64169065
It was pretty evenly picked but no one predicted a first round KO
>tfw on vacation with family
>tfw will be posting exclusively on /heem/ all day
>tfw will catch the co-main/main event live no matter what
Who /shittykid/ here?
>>64169149
>>64169094
>>64169084
>>64169022
>>64168968
>he hasn't masturbated to a fight
how can you call yourselves fight fans
>>64167768
Uhhh ... meme ... uhhh huhuhuhuh
Better than expected
>>64169227
Miesha vs Eye was tempting
someone post the bunda
How many bongs left?
8?
>>64169234
that was hot desu, is there a qt more based than Rose
At what time would the fight be in a GMT+1 country?
2AM or something?
also, any stream?
>>64169227
I've masturbated to fighters, I'm just too busy watching fights to do anything else
>>64169314
dyke haircut goblin is not cute
>Team Alpha Male in charge of winning fights
>>64169288
5 bongs 30 bings until early prelims
>>64169227
This >>64169234
Is the fight I masturbated to
>finished Cub after blowing him out for most of 4 rounds
>Heems Mendes in the 1st
Conor sweating bullets at the prospect of fighting the Answer.
>>64169348
check the OP you new as fuck casual pleb spic cunt
>>64169348
Probably around 6am
Streams are illegal and you better stop right there criminal scum.
>>64169314
>>64169361
Actually, YoungJayCheck is pretty qt. They're pretty close.
>>64168674
>clean shaved when you've got a fucking jowl like that
>not growing a beard to at least somewhat hide it
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/12/9976246/first-man-to-beat-mcgregor-recounts-win-conor-cried-and-i-got-500-euro-mma-news
>>64169314
>>64169361
wheres the video of her jumping around saying she's going to pull her pants off while watching a UFC fight
>>64169418
Full camp Mendes*
>>64169375
her shaving her head to make fun of paige makes it awesome
>>64169459
>slav face
nah
>>64168674
He doesn't have a chin to uppercut.
>>64169418
Really is a horrible matchup for him. The qustion is would Frankie wrestlefuck him or just outwork him or get a late fight tko or knockout?
>United losing to Bournemouth
>UFC 194
>Arsenal go top of the league tomorrow
great, great weekend friends and family
Should I buy this PPV tonight, lads?
>>64169420
There are no streams you fucking muslim faggot.
>>64169449
>Streams are illegal
lol ok Plebbit.
>>64169512
she has to grow her hair back out it looks gross
>>64169375
>implying there's not a warm snug tight vagina inbetween her legs
>implying she doesn't transform from qt to sexy with long hair
homosexual confirmed
Friendly reminder that McGoober and Weidman double is literally free shekels.
>>64169567
there's no need to be upset
>>64169565
streams are fucking illegal you goof
watching how to become a millionaire before the fight lads
>>64169600
literally the most casual picks
>>64169565
>he probably hasn't even donated to wikipedia
>muh free content
>>64169565
>asking for streams on /HEEM/
never return tbqh, and have a bath you greasy fuck
>>64169129
Is Conor actually a big deal in Ireland?
>>64169565
UFC.tv often provides fast, effective HD streams for families around the world!
>>64169478
I wish I knew
>>64169627
wtf is this?
>>64169607
literally a dyke goblin
So what are the odds of /explodingknees/ today?
All that mewvment training and a bum knee with Aldo's leg kicks could make this a lel worthy moment.
TKO via leg kicks would be the funniest end to the hype job, but then again it gives Conor more chances for a rematch.
>muh leg was hurt, he couldnt knock me out
>need mo money for dem reconstructive surgeries
>I a good boi I dindu nuffin wrong in mah preparation, gorilla, scared,tink like i tink
>>64169646
all the while he is winning he will be huge, first loss and no one will remember him
>>64169627
This dude is a proven fraud. I hope you're listening to him for the memes and not for the content.
>>64169667
you're literally a faggot virgin
>>64169647
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da5gOOzdXvg
>>64169646
Yeah people go full bandwagon mode around his fights. All plastic fans though, they won't be around after a loss.
>>64169678
If Conor loses, he isn't getting a rematch.
>>64169718
Who is he faggot?
Will Stephens/Holloway be a sleeper banger of the night?
>>64169678
definitely happening in the co main
will she be cheering mcgregor on?
>>64169678
Typical Englishman, shittalking us proud Irish people. Faugh a Ballagh!
>>64169751
hell yes
>>64169678
It'll be like Condit/Woodley and we'll have to bear another 6 months of shitposting
>>64169631
It's the correct picks, ya goof
>>64169468
>coach makes the tournaments and matchups
Is this why yuro MMA is so trash?
>>64169751
It's the most sure fun fight of the main card.
>>64169721
Thanks anon
>>64169745
Tai Lopez
>>64169618
>Streams are illegal
Lolmerica
>>64169643
>Paying for a 10 minute event
Die you muslim.
>>64169809
No one is giving you a stream you casual
Aldo
Rockhold
Yoel
Maia
Holloway
>>64169720
shes adorable when she has hair, but right now she looks gross
>>64168792
i'm a huge loser casual and not even i could get a bingo here.
all you getting bingos need to take a good look in the mirror and start making some changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n730FWycrTY
HON MCGOAT
>>64169721
that's too cute THE HENDO HENDO HENDO
What a lucky fucker
>>64169844
Don't worry burger, I'll find a way myself.
Keep giving money to Obama.
Where do they go from here?
You guys are ironically asking for a steam right? I really hope you're not all actual human trash.
>>64169809
I'm probably the biggest casual in this entire thread and even I got a stream. Try harder faggot
>>64169764
who's that fluid druid on the left
>>64169924
to the prelims, faber is already there
>>64169855
literally all wrong except holloway
>>64169904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIwTG8V-Ko
So how did /heem/ react to that ugly girl who looks like a chimpanzee losing? I missed it
>>64169924
Start off by heeming that goofy beta fuck in the blue shirt into a living death for looking like a pear.
>>64169891
Here's one of Rose singing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sje2VYw99A
>>64169807
I just looked at this guy yt channel and he has almost 400k subscribers and good ratings. Looks like nobody knows he's a fraud.
Casual fan here, looking to bet on the Aldo-McGregor match. Think my money's going on Aldo, should I bet on a KO, submission, or points decision?
>>64169965
How can you miss it when you're a casual?
>>64169914
>Don't worry burger, I'll find a way myself.
If you used google for more than two minutes you wouldn't need to ask here in the first place
what's the worst fight on the card tonight? I'm think Weidman/Rockhold because it's such a mismatch in favour of Luke.
remainder 4chan is going down in one hour
>>64169986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRBkS-QWo6w
>>64169973
manlet detected
>>64169948
>lose your only champion
>have a shitty striking coach now
>everybody getting memed and heemed on
If Faber loses tonight TAM is officially done, TJ must be laughing his ass off from his stacks of cash and ufc title themed bunk bed.
>>64170014
Will you heem yourself permanently when Luke gets elbowed to death?
>>64170020
sauce
>>64170014
this mustafaev is fighting the third time in a row. what is going on?
>>64170014
>I'm think Weidman/Rockhold because it's such a mismatch in favour of Luke.
>>64170020
why shlomo
>>64169314
>>64169361
now she looks like the kid from Mud
>>64170074
Why would TJ be laughing at his former teammates?
I'm literally shaking with excitement right now bro's. My life has served no purpose until now but now i will be a witness to UFC 194
>>64170014
>I'm think
>>64170014
Holloway Stephens on the main card, and that says something about the quality of the card
>>64169929
fuck off you faggot we are gonna have that stream
>>64169721
im in love
>>64170105
go fuck yourself casual I'm the only spaniard in heem
>>64170014
Kevin Lee
Holy fuck Holloway is ugly
Reminder that the only people who support Luke Rockhold are penis loving British "men", Serbian animal abusers, Canadian Somalia terrorists, and Lithuanian c
>>64170139
hands off faggot I saw her first
>>64168184
TRT Vitor had some of the best striking ive ever seen in the octagom, i think he had like 4 head kick ko's while on that shit
>>64170113
Because they're all shit and irrelevant and tried to drive a wedge between him and Ludwig.
>>64168377
>go to sleep normally
>wake up
>dowload from torrents
>????
>profit
is my normal procedure
>>64170160
no need to be so tsundere senpai, not too late to abandon the team
>>64170014
>he's not on the team
Get the fuck out. Underwear model surfer bro Rockhold is getting his shit caved in by a family man tonight.
>>64169924
What a shitty team tbf senpai
>>64170160
i support luke too
he is an awesome dudebro
he has a nice sense of humor too tbqh
Chris "Chris Weidman" Weidman
>>64170160
am I the only one who doesnt care who wins that fight
I just want to see a heem
>thunderstorm happening
>lights in my house are starting to flicker
Not now. Not like this. Of all fucking days, not now. I'll permaheem myself if the power goes out. It's a terrible day to be African.
Is Luke Rockhold hightest enough to handle Chris Weidman's wife?
Will tonight be the greatest night of bunda posting as well?
>>64170248
Stay safe Africabro
>>64170252
>he fell for the high test meme
lol
low test is where it's at
>>64170248
kenya pls ;-;
>>64170252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqj6xi5_JI
>>64169939
Link it nigger.
>>64170162
ok pat
>>64170199
I'll never leave the team. Look at the company you keep, my good man. the scum of /heem/. my teammates and I represent the most virtuous aspects of /heem/.
>>64170248
It's ok you can come to us in sweden, we got fibre network here
>>64170160
I support Luke.
>>64170282
dont tap out
your bank account
>>64170248
>It's a terrible day to be African.
when is it not
>>64170282
she has been with Chris since she was 14
>>64170307
It's a blessed time of year.
>>64170307
thanks Dana
Chris Weidman is the embodiment of everything Sage Northcutt's dad tried to beat into his son.
>>64170330
we're not in the XIXth century m8, being british isn't any better
>>64170248
We're here for you, dear Oloko Mabl'eda
>>64170378
it's the best
>>64168341
Conor looks like techno viking in this webm
>>64170283
http://www.ufc.tv/
>>64170378
Being American is.
>>64170248
fuck man, all my prayers go out to your electrical network
>>64170378
>isn't any better
take a siesta there lad, you're being retarded.
>>64170248
I'm sending you my strength, Afriendcan
\o/
>>64170276
Is that a ladyboy?
>>64170282
I love ads like these
>>64170430
one on the left is a fat ass
Enough Conor posting, let's Luke post:
HE TRAINS WITH JABRONIS LIKE VILLANTE, HOW GOOD COULD HE POSSIBLY BE?
>>64170430
Is that a whale?
>>64170430
would sell a testicle to have a go on sophie's jubblies tbqh
>>64170162
Nice try I been sniffin her panty since Ultimate Fighter
>>64170430
are those real or fake like max holloway's wife's ass?
>>64170143
no fuck you
>>64170458
>>64170471
Fat girls are best.
>>64170393
are you posting in the facebook group?
>>64170468
>I TRAIN WITH DC AND CAIN
>IM PRECISE
>D-DID I MENTION I TRAIN WITH DC?
>OH YEAH, I TRAIN WITH CAIN ALSO
>DID I ALREADY MENTION DC?
>MUH TRT
>I REALLY REALLY LIKE WOMEN. REALLY.
>>64170458
if you wouldn't fuck that, you're gay as fuck and should just start taking dicks up your bum mate.
>weighing in at 145 and a hook
please stop
>>64170537
sure if you can't fuck a decent looking girl
feel for ya countryman
I'm literally about to /toast/ good business at this place for my work Christmas party lads, then back to my place for the fight party.
Who will you be toasting with tonight /heem/?
Half Asian women
Thoughts?
Holloway, Maia, Souza, Weidman, Conor ( in the but i root for Aldo). Can't fucking wait event to start. main bout will be in about 6 in the morning, it will be a long night!
>>64170608
If you were really brittish you would have said "back to mine". Nice proxy, faggot.
>>64170267
>>64170385
>>64170278
>>64170405
>>64170415
Thanks lads. Storm has calmed down so I think I'm good.
5 bongs to go
gotta get a nap in
I hope we see an all out war tonight. Something like Lawler/Rory, just an all out blood bath where both guys leave it all out there in a FOTY
Please let this happen.
And then Aldo wins of course
>>64168092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
>>64170608
had mine last night, spent this on an uber to get home.
such a spastic i am
>>64170614
Gunnar is easy money
Can hold his own on the ground, will butcher Maia on the feet
The casuals are here
>>64170537
NEED TO BREED
>>64170611
"pure" white > eurasians > asians
>>64170653
>gunner kekson
>>64170654
>tfw they're not here to take part
>they're here to take over
We had comfy /heem/ the past two days, today we're going full shitposting
Romero yourself my man is my favorite new meme
I can't get it out of my head, somebody post it please
Conor's teenage tier tattoos make me unable to like him.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>64170635
yeah I think that's a good idea lad.
nice fap, take a nap, wake up, shower, make food then go full fight fan mode
Sup guys. I don't follow UFC at all.
Last time I came into this thread on a fight day I asked if Rousey had a chance of losing because I really wanted to see her lose, and everyone told me there was a 0% chance of that happening. As a result i didn't get to see her get dropped lived and had to see it on ESPN the next day.
I don't like this loud mouthed Irish faggot. Is there any shot of him getting knocked out tonight?
>>64170550
lel no
>>64170676
eurasians > white > asians >>> the rest
IMO
>>64169529
>Joanna
>not qt
pick one
>>64170705
the fact that he thinks he would beat RDA or Cowboy make me unable to like him. he's delusional
>>64170717
There is a 0% chance of that happening
post yfw you realize tonight Bruce Lee was incarnated into Conor Mcgregor and he is here to take over the sport he created fourty years ago
How bad will Aldo's ring rust be?
He hasn't fought in over a year
>>64170705
His tattoos are like those temporary ones you can buy in vending machines for 50 cents, just bigger
>>64170717
>can't handle mystic mac's banter
>>64170717
Maybe, if Aldo finds his distance and fucks him up with lowkicks and slow him down, there is a chance aldo will put him to sleep
>>64170717
It's an even fight, Rousey losing was an upset but there's a good chance you'll see this Irish lad get his shit kicked in
>>64170468
HE HEEMED A GUY WHO MEME KICKED ME INTO A LIVING DEATH, HOW GOOD CAN HE BE?
MY DAD WAS ONE OF THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYERS IN THE BAY AREA, IF YOU IGNORE ALL THOSE GUYS WHO PLAYED FOR GOOD TEAMS AND YOU'VE HEARD OF AND ALL.
I LET DC FUCK MY ASS AFTER WRESTLING PRACTICE IN PREPARATION FOR THE MONUMENTAL REAMING THE CHRIS IS GOING TO GIVE ME WITH HIS GIRTHY PASTA FUELED COCK.
Also some one post that image of Rockhold hanging out with that "Jabroni" Serra, were Matt fucking dwarfs his twink ass.
>>64170686
Yup /heem/ was pretty comfy 2 days ago, now we have virgins porn posting, idiots asking for streams and all kinds of casual opinions.
>>64170751
reincarnated
>>64170717
It's definitely possible
>>64170744
>thinking he cant
kek
cerrone is no different from aldo style wise
RDA is worse wrestler than mendes and worse striker than aldo
>>64170248
RIP kenya bro you are in prayers.
>>64170717
He very well could get embarrassed and subbed or heemd or you could witness his ascension as one of the greats of our time. You never knows what will happen inside the octagon.
>>64170752
Could be a big factor in the fight desu
>>64170717
>everyone told me there was a 0% chance of that happening.
Not true.
Aldo is going to win by TKO (leg kick) tonight
screencap this post
So what happens when mcgoober inevitably get his shit rekt by Aldo? you he'll go full ronda and shut himself in his mansion,eating comfort food?
>>64170744
I wonder if RoiDA will be off some of his illegal drugs
Next week's fight will probably be shit
what the heck guys
if u link the free stream it gets blocked
**************
see?
>>64170744
Conor wouldn't get past fucking Tibau at LW.
>>64170802
>You never knows what will happen inside the octagon.
except mystic mac, he always knows
>>64170611
Asian people are fucking ugly 2bh
>>64170828
Nah he'll have excuses stored already
>>64170826
I unironically believe Conor wins tonight
3rd round TKO
Conor is only 27 that's very hard to believe.
He can lose tonight and still make the UFC so much money fighting jobbers at 155 lbs. I guaranteed McGregor would have a title shot by the end of 2016.
>Tfw Kenya got perma-heemed by electricity malfunction
We will never forget you. Gonna pour a drink out for you during the fights fampai.
do we have a final picks picture yet
>>64170792
but cowboy is a longer guy, he would holding conor far away from himself and crush him with kicks. i can't see how conor could win that fight.
>>64170693
Heem yourself for not having it, Brudi!
>>64170855
hehe.. can't wait for the BTFO posts
early prelims a mere 5 hours away lads
>>64170850
Before
>it'll be over within in 2 minutes
After
>I meant t-two rounds
>>64170866
This desu, I was having WiFi issues earlier in the day and was dreading it.
Having everything prepared only for it all to go to shit because of something out of your control is really shitty
Did Frankie Edgar beat Aldo?
>>64170851
every race has pretty girls, even blacks
>>64170897
the fight was essentially over after two minutes though
>>64170897
thank you mod i've been looking for that image
wtf makes you guys think Aldo will beat Mcgregor?? Aldo has never fought anyone that wasnt a midget, he has never fought anyone who actually believed they could beat him, he gasses out in the championship rounds, got dropped by mini mendes who hits like a bitch and he wont be able to rest with the pressure Conor will put on him. I ask again why do you think Aldo will win????
>>64170923
>even blacks
lol
not pure blacks, they need to be mixed to have a chance of looking attractive
>>64170887
yeah because cowboy did that to everyone in his division
>>64170866
But anon, my electricity hasn't been heemed yet. I'm good. Worst case scenario i'll try and drive to my cousins house (who is also a fightfan and i'm sure will be awake) to catch the fight.
>>64170888
Das it mane
>>64170918
No, but he knows what he did wrong in that fight.
He wasn't used to the cut and he turned up his pace too late, was very frustrating to watch.
I'd pick Frankie to beat McGregor but its still a toss up vs Aldo to me.
>>64170961
hey nice proxy
>>64170948
I swear I saw a pretty 100% black girl waiting for the bus once
>>64170947
Literally everything in this post is you parroting word for word what Mcgoober says during the pressers.
>>64170887
Cowboy doesn't keep people at distance. He checks them with counter-knees if they rush at him, and if they take him down, he goes for the triangle.
>>64170978
the girl in your pic isnt pure though
Map out the safest possible way Conor can get a title shot at Lightweight
>>64170987
100% angolan insufferable tumblrina, I don't remember her tumblr though angolanqueen or something like that
>>64170988
by beating a shitter and then talking shit
>>64170980
has he been wrong ye????
>>64170976
That isn't a proxy. He has been posting here forever. Proxies, Tor, VPNs = automatic permanent ban. You might get lucky for awhile but the mods will get you eventually.
>>64170988
Eddie Alvarez is the only guy in the top 10 at LW he can beat. Everyone else causes him massive problems.
>>64170988
he'll get an instant title shot if he KO's aldo 1st round
So either vs RDA or cowboy, cowboy would be the easier fight
need a black GF
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3hv5r3_conor-mcgregor-goes-after-jose-aldo-fan-s-at-ufc-194-weigh-in_sport
>>64170014
Clearly Buttface vs Science.
>>64171014
he hasnt been here forever, I've been here for like 6 or 7 years and dont remember this guy
>>64171003
I do too believe that every ethnicy has pretty woman
but blacks have the LEAST amount
>>64170988
Assuming he loses tonight? He gets the rematch vs Porier. After winning that and talking shit as usual, he beats someone else like Laquinta. Then he'll get an immediate title shot and get his shit pushed in by RDA.
>>64171050
well meme'd
>>64170978
>>64171035
>tfw black gf with abs and tight ass
>>64171063
>Someone who lives in a land full of blonde blue eyed people saying blacks have the least amount
Well color me surprised Van Shjjwejwtk
>>64171035
>>64171057
Please stop. If I wanted to look at apes, I'd go to the zoo. Let's keep it /heem/ - post some kayos.
for anyone that missed it
https://youtu.be/KzZPKZS1_Fc?t=44m50s
44:50
>tumblrina steps to the mic to ask Holy Holm tumblrtard question
>dude interrupts her with "FUCK ISIS" and crowd starts cheering
Post attractive Abbos
>>64170717
aldo has been very nervous around Connor... Chances are that the Irish beast is gonna knock him the fuck out
you see fear in my eyes??
YOU SEE NUTTIN IN MY EYES!!
ya lil brazilian
>>64171057
disgusting
>>64171120
I see a skeleton
Wake up Hoezay. It's over.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM
>>64171092
You triggered Abdul?
>>64171092
>If I wanted to look at apes, I'd go to the zoo
cmon m8 around there you just have to step outside apartment
>>64171063
I think Indian women are even worse
>>64171095
I saw that too, after they sang the song, jej
>>64168220
Struve is frustrating to watch.
He's got all that reach and still can't properly use a jab and manages to stand in the pocket every god damn time.
>>64171092
that KO gave me the feels because Pickett was schooling Almeida
Let's get closer
>>64171184
Come on Mark you need to fight back or I'll stop the fight
>>64171206
He's good at keking amerikeks though
You guys are ordering the PPV with a few friends, don't you?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945816819.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945890080.webm
>>64171184
The Chris literally painting the canvas with another man's blood.
Who's looking forward to JDS vs. Overeem next week? Suprise can happen, Overeem looked much more focused and disciplined last two fights, even tho Stefan Struve sucks big time. I can't wait to se if he will close the distance with JDS and throw some of those sick knees, those knees can be a winning ticket. But realisticly looking, JDS will knock the fuck out Overeem.
>tfw cant fall asleep
Hope there will be alot of heems to keep me awake
>>64171239
No
None of my mates like it, but I will be watching with my brothers.
>>64171227
(I can't hear you)
>>64171239
this desu
last PPV I chipped was Diaz vs GSP
>>64171169
>posting beastiality in the MMA thread
Yeah kind of. I wish I could heem all you apefuckers.
How does Bader beat Anthony Johnson?
>>64171239
>no one sits home alone and watches the UFC
hahaha y-y-y-eah what kinda loser does that?
>>64168808
Strippers make more money than UFC fighters. It's a good way to good.
>You make more in Tips than Reebok will ever pay you
>>64171284
Schaub is literally a meme fighter.
can someone please tell me how many hours and minutes until the main card? Last time I converted timezones, I got it fucked up and missed everything.
>>64171294
making it a boring wrestling match
>>64171294
Takedowns
>>64171318
8 hours 11 minutes
>>64171318
A little over 7 hours
>>64171318
8 hours till the main card
How does Conor stack up against the Lightweight division
Champion : Rafael dos Anjos
1 Anthony Pettis
2 Donald Cerrone
3 Khabib Nurmagomedov
4 Eddie Alvarez
5 Michael Johnson
6 Edson Barboza
7 Tony Ferguson
8 Beneil Dariush
9 Myles Jury
10 Al Iaquinta
>>64171318
You have a beautiful country. Unironically top 10.
>>64171294
By letting Rumble sleep with his wife while he watches
>>64171294
takedowns
fun fact: AJ lost every fight where he got taken down
>>64171358
Thats because they dont let third world shitters in.
>>64171294
Yoga in his squat rack
>>64170851
Says the Moor
Says the literal kekold
Says the "tanned" Yuropean
LOL
Follow a real combat sport, like boxing, faggots. MMA is a poor mans boxing.
>>64171354
He can beat no. 4, 5, 8, 9, 10.
>>64171078
Sup Dirk, still planning on retiring with one ring?
>>64171392
chink detected
>memesucki
>>64171415
I agree but I don't think he beats Michael Johnson
>>64171413
nah, rather watch actual fighting rather than le corrupted jabclinch where noone fight eachother
>>64171331
That was so brutal. The funny thing is that after the fight during an interview with Nosewani he said that he collapsed from being exhausted and not from pain. He also said that was the greatest moment of his life. What a psycho.
>>64171284
>>64171284
>>64171284
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG SWEDE KEK!!!!
>>64171394
>Herb Dean not stopping the fight after the headkick
Best ref in the game!
What happened to predictions bro?
>>64171354
can beat:
C
1
2
5
6
8
9
10
>>64171239
None of my mates are mad cunts who want to stay up till 6am. Perils of oldfaggery
>>64171413
Boxing was great, now it's comically corrupt, boring shit. This an objective fact.
>>64171436
Shhhh
>Let the Kebab set the flow
Bye bye Nordfags. Welcome to Islamanorway
i didn't know Aldo is into traps. top lel
>>64171491
he's a neet. probably won't wake up for a few hours
Damn, my meme made it to the OP image.
I tink I've made it bros.
>>64171457
Not bad for scum
>>64171495
C A S U A L
>>64171512
wrong pic.
>>64171354
He'd get fucked up by most of them.
Probably has a chance against Johnson. The rest would kill him standing or crank his neck off.
He couldn't put up or deal with a pace like Barboza and Ferguson did.
McGee tried and got tapped at the minor leagues, that's why he's cutting himself to death at FW.
>>64171457
I hear you. He did an AMA on reddit too where he said Robbie hit him the hardest he'd ever been hit. He also wants a third fight with him. My respect for the guy went up massively, though. Just a warrior through and through.
>>64171500
Boxing is the same as ever, you never liked boxing to begin with.
>>64171501
hover over my flag
does it say 'norway'
>>64171552
The single greatest fight in MMA history. That whole cared gave me an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
>>64171541
>>64171541
More masculine face than Jose himself.
If that thing was born a woman, I will go out into my backyard and get permaheemed by a moose on camera
>>64171457
>>64171331
Gotta respect both of them. Robbie staring at Rory after the bell rang, same thing he did to Hendricks.
Rory pushing himself to the breaking point. Never thought he'd be that tough. He almost beat Lawler too. Didn't play safe and kept moving foward.
What's a meal worthy of being eaten on the greatest fight night of the year?
>>64171553
>Boxing is the same as ever
lol
this delusion
>>64171557
Don't worry. You'll be there soon kebab.
A wonderful healthy Islamic colony!
>>64171616
Your moms vagina
>>64171616
cheeseburger at mcdonalds
>>64171616
Pop eyes chicken.
>>64171639
You are dumb as shit if you think corruption wasnt worse back in the day, you probably watched a muhammad ali highlight reel and thats the extent of your boxing knowledge.
>>64171641
this insult is very new
I know you are new in these threads but so is the spainard, without the casuals we're actually not racist at all
>>64171552
>He also wants a third fight with him.
I wasn't aware of that. If Blood Orc beats Condito in January and RoryMac beats Lombard, I can see a rematch being scheduled.
>>64171603
I was actually kind of surprised at the scorecards. I thought it was 2-2.
>>64171500
When was it ever NOT corrupt.
Heck Herb Dean is a fucking shill for the UFC now. It's not just boxing.
They went after Lance Armstrong hard but didn't bother to crucify their own french roiders.
The mewvment of these /heem/ threads
BEAUTIFUUUUUUL CHAMP
>>64171641
A lot of spaniards look vaguely kebab
I on the other hand am 100% white but with a sexy tan
>>64171616
I'm having blueberry pie and ice cream. It's at three in the morning for me so I decided to just say fuck it and go all out.
>>64171693
muslims are not a race Ackmed
>>64171706
loool white
>>64171695
Rory nearly finished Robby in the later rounds. That Head kick went through. Robbie was too tough though but he was wobbling around and Rory was chasing him.
>>64171706
hola
>/pol/ in my /heem/
I just wanna discuss fights....
100 unique IPs
Beautiful
>>64171706
Antonio Bandito, please.
>>64171693
Calm down Abdullah. Go get some Nordic bitches and calm down.
>>64171354
I could see him beating Pettis, Alvarez, Dariush, Jury, and Iaquinta.
RDA is a roided out freak.
Cerrone and Barboza would kick his leg off.
Khabib would wrestlefuck him.
Not sure about El Cucuy.
>>64171752
the talk is over, only fights left now
>>64171752
race traitor pls go
What's the best bet tonight?
Gunnar Nelson ?
>>64171616
I have a pork shoulder in the slow cooker right now. Going to make some garlic herb potatoes and collard greens to go with it.
>>64171702
>They went after Lance Armstrong hard but didn't bother to crucify their own french roiders.
Yeah that was just fucking embarrassing. Literally every single serious competitor in the Tour de France was like 110% confirmed on PEDs.
Why the fuck do people care about PED use in pro sports in 2015? Are people really just going to continue to bury their heads in the sand and pretend 99.9% of athletes are using something to give them an advantage?
>>64171758
Don't worry, that number will increase to 300 during the event.
guys where can i find the streaming of the event for free?
in my country i cant buy the ufc pass and idk what the fuck i can do
i cant lose this event
>>64171738
The kicks that rocked him didn't even land flush. They sort of wrapped around his arm. But yeah, Robbie was definitely shaky. I thought he did enough earlier in the fight to secure more than 1 round though.
>>64171752
/pol/ is going to be everywhere in life as we head into the future. Time to wake the fuck up.
It's coming in whether you like or not.
>>64171824
He lost all four rounds but Rory was clearly taking more damage. Nothing happened in round 1 though.
>>64170652
you should kill yourself to escape living in harrow
>>64171772
Alvarez has good boxing though and would probably light Conor up.
Pettis' "movement" would be too much for him and the guy is slick with subs. He subbed one of the hardest LW champs after all in Bendo.
Cucuy would get a sub easy.
I'd love to see Khabib break McGregor to bits, just like he did RDA.
Habibi needs to stop fucking injuring his knee wrestling with Cain and DC at the same time.
>>64171796
Urijah Faber if you're into betting on the undercards.
>>64171752
talking about politics and getting everyone involved is a great thing. Time for the world to wake the fuck up.
>>64171796
literally the worst bet tonight
>>64171814
duckduckgo.com
>>64171872
odds are terrible though, and Saenz could possibly wrestlefuck him
>>64171839
Permanently KO yourself
>Ireland's obvious shookness
Oh, the memery tonight will be fantastic no matter what happens.
>>64171775
>race traitor
Propaganda term to get the more radical extremists to alienate their own
someone make a new thread
I'm going to sleep soon lads, i'll take up at 3 and get my heem fingers ready fr a shitposting bonanza .
>>64171824
NO the last one did. It went through his arm and landed on his neck just below the skull.
He turned into a bobble head afterwards.
You know that look where his head automatically gets stiff? Then Rory started raining strikes and pursuing him. He was too tired to finish though and Robbie was still able to get a couple of strong shots to make Rory back off.
That fight was something else.
>>64171931
I hope you oversleep
>>64171960
NEW
One of the better cards to enjoy with heem and it'll be too fast to enjoy. Probably a new thread after every fight
>>64171931
I tried that last 2 days but just turned off my alarm and went back to sleep
I feel so ashamed
>>64171512
black and brazilian woman are more manly because they haven't been coddled their whole lives and actually work somewhere else outside an office
>/heem/ literally self-heeming in a racial implosion
anyway
>Aldo by dec
>The Chris by KO
>Jacare by sub
>Gunnar by sub
>Holloway by dec
>>64171985
Nah casuals literally won't give a shit about any fight except McGoobers
>>64171973
jesus that made me laugh too much
>>64171861
i live in limehouse though
>>64172058
>blacks
>work
Good one, that'll get the goyim going.
How many manlets in here? How many of you watch the UFC to compensate for your short stature?
Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood 6'4 manmore.
>>64172058
In a perfect world, women would be at home taking care of the children and home, not working, you idjeeet. Your women should be at home to greet you and give you a blowjob after work.
>>64169073
Thuis bedoel je kankeraap
>triggered
>>64171239
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>64172879
5'7 manlet here
Who /everclear/ in your favorite soda tonight pham?
>>64173704
absolute madman
>>64171457
probably the GOAT fight in mma, not just the UFC.
>>64171120
this guy and his one-note self-hype gets so tiresome
>>64171084
Blonde and blue-eyed?
Netherlands?
kek
you need to travel a little, son, you have no idea what you're talking about
>>64171092
shouldn't you be praying in the direction of Mecca, Mohamed?
>>64171095
"FUCK ISIS!"
top kek
that was unexpected
>>64167768
Aldo wins by ko...too easy
Fuck will this event just hurry up and fucking start
I'm going to feel very embarrassed for Mcreggor if he loses after all the shit talking.
>>64167911
Everything this video is nothing out of the ordinary except the candle thing, that's just banter.
>>64170717
Irish, Dublin Anon here.
I hope Mcgregor gets fucking bashed....He's nothing other than a mouth-piece cunt and needs his stupid fat fucking gob slapped shut.
Every cunt over here loves him but I hope he takes an awful fucking slaughtering....the gobshite prick.
>>64175446
>>64175446
new bread
>>64168377
Go to a fucking winghouse like everyone else
>>64168341
HAHAHAHhhahahhahaha
>>64169995
Aldo by Points decision
>>64169234
dis give me boner.
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