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Upcoming MMA events:
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Q&A w/ Holly Holm (4pm est): https://youtu.be/KzZPKZS1_Fc
194 weigh in (6pm est): https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Frankie Edgar (145.5) vs. Chad Mendes (146)
Ryan Hall (155) vs. Artem Lobov (155)
Edson Barboza (155.5) vs. Tony Ferguson (156)
Evan Dunham (156) vs. Joe Lauzon (155.5)
Tatsuya Kawajiri (146) vs. Jason Knight (145)
Julian Erosa (155) vs. Marcin Wrzosek (155)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Konstantin Erokhin (230) vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (263)
Ryan LaFlare (171) vs. Mike Pierce (170.5)
Geane Herrera (125) vs. Joby Sanchez (126)
Chris Gruetzemacher (156) vs. Abner Lloveras (155)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
Schaub
Say THANK YOU ROSE
>>64150557
>tfw pouring myself a glass of Rockhold's ass champagne
You fucking goof with 2 followers, the fan are pumped !!
>>64150588
Fuck that trans lesbian, she beat up my baby
Will we get a sticky tomorrow?
>>64150561
/hype/
>>64150598
Dear whoever the hell u are. Nobody gives a shit what u think MGM is sold out and fans r pumped for 2 nite. Ur opinion=WGAF
>>64150620
>the biggest girlbanger of the decade didn't get a sticky
>expecting this event to even get recognition outside out tight knit yamatodamashii family
>>64150628
dey don't shrink loik oi shrink
>>64150588
THANK YOU ROSE NAMAJUNAITE
did i say it right lithuania?
>>64150620
> wanting a sticky
>>>/trash/
>>64150620
If 190 got a sticky then this definitely will
New embedded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
I think this is the night Frankie gets finished lads
>>64150620
don't think ronda got a sticky with the loss, and that was a bigger meme deal than whatever outcome this has 2bh.
>>64150628
Who /mhuehuehuement/ here?
>>64150668
DANK MEWVMENT
who /WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1f3M7e-6Mk
>>64150628
goober has nothing left.
his momentum is gone.
he has been forcing his meme too hard.
no one cares.
no one.
>>64150668
Nice! I'm viewer number 248 :D
>>64150628
>Being so owned at the stare down that you have to fake a shot
This is the reaction of a mad guy
Aldo was almost laughing the whole time
>>64150628
>Aldo actually memed against Conor
Conor is not going to survive the first round, is he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
its here
>>64150628
Is McGregor going for p4p worst tattoos in the ufc? Getting your name in a shitty font on your chest and that gay as fuck back tat make him look like a gyppo.
>>64150628
Usually Conor is more animated at these weigh ins, i think somebody told him to take a leaf out of Holly Holms book and not give too much away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
New embed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
lads
>>64150699
if he does it will be because Aldo wants to hurt him more.
>>64150685
B T F O
T
F
O
>tfw food poisonning is stealing my gains and preventing me going to bjj
at least I get to spend the night with you guys
Remember when BJ Penn tried to find his zen for the second Frankie fight? Do you remember what happened?
>>64150711
>implying Conor would listen to anyone but himself
Stop the damage control.
>>64150735
I think by Zen he meant the name of the chinese buffet he used to refuel after the weigh-in
>>64150730
FUUUUUUAAAARRGGGG
>>64150712
this fucking movement shit is just ridiculous
>>64150668
Holy shit, Rockhold and Weidman love eachother.
>>64150754
BTFO
Ok straya thanks. We will make it. Check your insect traps before the card.
>>64150711
>Comparing Conor to Holm
>>64150668
>Gian and Rockhold BTFO of McGregor
>McGregor is fucking dancing
>>64150770
They are two side of the same coin tbqh
>>64150769
basketball style my friend.
45 minutes until ufc starts, right?
>@ArielHelwani 5m
>A statement from the victim of the hit and run claims that she interacted with Jones while inside a store mere minutes before the hit and run took place, she claims he seemed in toxicated and she asked if he was okay, he turned to her and apparently said "I bet I can take you down" before walking out of the store.
>>64150788
and rockhold said he loves latino women, weidman married a latino. weidman just has to help rockhold calm down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUGoxhtqu9g
Hijab Aldo is best aldo
>>64150814
this was cute, I love girls they are so pretty
>>64150837
could you imagine being a girl?
>>64150826
That's ET aldo
>>64150797
>I bet I can take you down
kek
>>64150826
Mrs. Aldo
>>64150814
does she get a title shot if she wins?
>>64150826
Aldo phone home
>>64150814
nice widow's peak on the right one
>>64150837
I love them too lad
>>64150628
Man, you can literally see the fear in Conor. Its like that moment when you realize its exam day tomorrow and you just know you can't pass it.
The more I see of McGregor the more I hope Aldo turns his skull to paste.
How many bongs left?
>>64150891
Would you perhaps even go so far as to say you really, really like women?
Benson Henderson and Sage Northcutt are basically the same guy. The walkout to the same song too. The only difference is one is black and the other is white. They're built the same too. And you all hate on the black guy. Stop hating and grow up.
Good evening lads
Any fights worth watching Tonite?
>>64150900
>skull
legs
>ftfy
Reminder that Sage is hitting this
>don't ban me
>She's 18
>It's nonsexual
>>64150917
steph curry is playing in a few minutes
>>64150668
My sides cannot handle this mewvment
>>64150668
who /comfy/ here?
>>64150919
He snaps his famine leg with a kick and then punches his head into bread meal with GnP.
>>64150619
Kek, your ''baby'' got fucking demolished in every aspect. Yet another hypetrain down the bin.
>>64150923
don't understand the hype? She's 6/10 at best and sage is a 10
>>64150900
I like Conor. I just want him to lose so we can BTFO his fuckwit fans. Not that they'll see our bantz because they'll lose all interest in MMA the second he loses
>>64150914
I really, really, really like them.
>Yes Sir
>Mr White
>FIGHT PASS IS AMAZING
Haha holy shit Sage
>>64150923
muh dick
>>64150936
deal.
i think we can both live with that.
>>64150944
>not wanting him to get btfo in Ireland
>>64150923
>Sage
>Sex before marriage
Top kek
>>64150950
Do you mind if I save that webm?
what snacks and drinks you brehs got?
>tfw cheat day
>tfw wanted to get one of those variety cheese cake slice box things
>loblaws only has the shitty version
>end up getting some jalepino cheetos/ oatmeal cream pies, and some gummy candy
6 pack of coors and some captain morgans
>>64150965
Aldo wins tomorrow
Mendes rekts him in ireland
Easy
Do you think Aljamain Sterling will take the title when his time comes around for the shot?
>>64150980
No problem lad
>this revisionist history of the Mendes vs Conor fight on the embedded.
Please win Aldo so we can see the damage control and watch Dana flounder as his 4th hype train dies in 2015.
>>64150923
They dated when they were 13. Around there. He's dating some cheerleader.
nothing more autistic than people dissecting every little thing a fighter does at weigh ins and determining who has "the mental edge"
>>64150923
he isn't though, they split years ago
>>64150950
>Pat will never give that goofy speech before hugging you with all the love he has
>>64150980
thanks for joining us tonight Bill
how did sages sister end up such a hag?
>>64150619
unfucking lucky
>>64151002
wow claudia looking beautiful there
i thought ryan hall was eliminated by saul
>>64150996
it's fair game lad, watch the Edgar/Mendes previews it tells a completely different story
(this is known as promotion!!)
>>64151002
>nothing more autistic
except commenting on said people.
>>64151018
her genetic legacy wasn't made for a girl
>>64151018
The seed is strong. She is built to kill. Sage and her will rule over North America as Brother-Husband and Sister-Wife God Emperors of the Post-USA wastelands GOD BLESS
Kevin Iole @KevinI 1 hil y a 1 heure
Conor makes 500 tomorrow. Aldo 400 + 100. Weidman 275/275 Luke 80/80
>>64151018
she has a top bunda m8
>>64151018
testosterone and cocaine
>fights start in 30 bings
>forgot to get snacks
gonna be a shitty night
mcgregor looks like he took another rough weight cut
that will affect the mewment I would assume
>>64151039
>(this is known as promotion!!)
Promotion... I'd love to learn more about this promotion thing. How does it work?
>>64151051
>Luke 80/80
not even 6 figgers.
>>64151063
still time to go, m8.
>McGregor confirmed for shook & intimidated by Aldo
>grabbed his wrist in confusion
The meme dies tomorrow fellas!
>>64151039
>no ground game
>fight on 2 weeks notice
>get a gifted stoppage
yeah its really "fair" I truly hope McGregor dies in a car crash, fucking horrible little shit he is.
>>64151051
Damn, Weidman making bank. I wonder if he has ppv points.
>>64151051
Can you explain those for me? My betting experience is too simplistic compared to WHAT you guys do
>>64151075
you misrepresent facts to sell a product
>>64150770
>>64150668
The UFC cut out the part where they kiss
How much will that movement guy be able to charge per hour if Conor beats Aldo?
You think Aldo shook McGregor enough to not be in full meme mode tomorrow? He memed it up with Chad Mendes but doesn't seem like he will tomorrow
>>64151091
>confirmed for jim being rustled.
>>64151094
wtf does any of that have to do with what I said?
>>64151120
Conor's so totally different this time around. He may have gone too far in a few places.
>>64151107
those are the paychecks they are getting.
show/win
>>64151091
He was trying to steal all his gains because he's lost all of his to beat up smaller men like a faggot.
>shit talks people all the way up to WW
>kills himself trying to make 145
B E T A
E
T
A
>>64151143
Fml thought they were odds lmao
>>64151092
it's official
>>64150814
Why are Puerto Ricans so fucking short?
LMAO at the ronda metro PCS ad
>>64151051
should be 10+490 desu
I just cant believe this movement shit
a fucking movement coach?
>>64151103
All champions have paper view points -- provided they pass a certain threshold. I think last time it was discussed I heard that it's a climbing scale of sorts, so after 250k you get 50c per buy, after 400k you get $1 per buy, etc.
https://www.instagram.com/p/_K91d7PA4q/
https://twitter.com/ScottNorthlake
>>64151120
mcgregor knows he is the underdog this fight
>>64151179
All will be revealed tomorrow.
>>64151180
>I think last time it was discussed I heard that it's a climbing scale of sorts, so after 250k you get 50c per buy, after 400k you get $1 per buy, etc.
source?
>>64150679
>>64150926
>''what is footwork''
>>64151180
you're right but it's a percentage and iirc the first bracket is 200k
So what will the excuses be?
>poisoned potatoes
>got food poisoning for bad potatoes
>my meme coach's exercises destroyed my knee prior to the fight
>Paddy caught AIDS and it distracted me
>I caught AIDS from Paddy
>I was worried about Ronda and her being knocked out messed with my psyche
>IRA car bomb
>IRA threats
>>64151181
Aldo almost slapped goober in the chin
>>64151198
then he should get a boxing coach, not some fucking "movement coach"
Have you seen the guys videos? It's like some sort of zen guru shit
>>64151198
the bit with the grid of obstacles on the ground looked like a good idea, the rest looks ridiculous
Finally got onto the PVZ vs Rose fight, time to see this shit and it looks like I'll be in time to catch the prelims tonight
All is well
>>64151214
he won't make excuses
literally he wont
>>64151214
>my meme coach's exercises destroyed my knee prior to the fight
proper choice desu senpai
>>64150712
>>64150724
are chris and luke serious with buddy buddy shit before the fight. Totally kills it. I hope one of them is really foaming inside.
>>64151179
When your movement and footwork consists and ties to kicks and gymnastics it's great to spend a lot of time mastering balance and control of your body.
>>64150950
>ywn have someone who believes in you this passionately
>>64151181
A short, sharp shove.
Cruising for a bruising.
The Pink Floyd special.
lids
missed the weigh ins
did anything big happened?
>>64151221
kek
>>64151248
idk I think its charming. Why do you need to hate someone to compete?
>>64151269
Aldo did that corny Egyptian dance but thats it
>>64151179
if conor and gunnar get beat they'll look pretty silly
Does McGregor have AIDS?
>>64151269
Aldo missed weight, he is doing another in an hour
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani
John McCarthy will be your ref for Edgar X Mendes. Herb Dean for Lobov X Hall.
desu desu senpai
>>64150950
is it weird that I am jelous of Rose to have Pat as a boyfriend?
Is Weidman vs. Rockhold considered an east coast vs. west coast fight?
>>64151256
he probably beats the shit out of her at home
>>64151273
cause if they really believed what they said about taking your dinner plate away from your kids and stuff, you'd act a lil different
>>64151301
fuck you're kawaii mate
>>64151289
lies
t b h == d e s u
f a m = = s e n p a i
how long?
>>64151304
it's considered America vs Rockhold
FUCK LADS
IT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW
I CAN'T CONTAIN MY HYPE
>>64151313
stilol gonna be a sick ass fight
>>64151304
yep
"magic vs bird" whatever the fuck that means
>>64151179
In theory, movement is obviously something that is essential to fighting
But it's something you acquire while learning how to fight, not something you really individually coach before
It's like coaching perception
>>64151313
ofcourse they are not serious about that shit, is it your first day watching combat sports? Fighters rarely ever mean the shit they say, its all so people like yourself tune in and make them money.
>>64151309
rose has spoken in the past how she enjoy's hurting people.
what time is this fight on at?
>>64151342
>he didn't grow up watching the celtics and lakers
>>64151329
>we'll actually be alive to see McGregor vs Aldo
feels like i'm dreaming, somebody pinch me!
>>64151269
Aldo calm as fuck. Made weight.
McPotato weak from cut, didn't make weight.
White said never mind, weigh in again tmrw or whatever.
Looked ill and afraid.
Aldo kekd him.
>>64151326
Actually it's Reebok akward sellout shill vs Adidas prime specimen
>>64151268
>with a flick of his wrist Aldo just sent McGregor into a soccer flop
That's impressive tbhfamily.
>>64150588
>BASED THUG ROSE
sexy as fuck..
>>64151357
telling a mark that is like telling a 3 year old santa isn't real
>>64151352
McGregor believes that he should never prepare in any fixed way, so he just trains his body to adapt to any situation on the fly, rather than follow a fixed routine, the movement coach is just an extension of that. I don't know if it will help. If he loses he'll be laughed at for it, if he wins everyone and their mother will be getting movement coaches.
>>64150950
tfw no husbando like Pat
>>64150826
Top comfy
>>64151368
>Brazil still butthurt
I understand why you won't join the team t
>>64151304
I think it's everyone vs. Rockhold isn't it?
>>64151357
you dont think Conor thinks Aldo is trying to take his life style away from him???
>>64151380
m8.. whats a mark?
Did Jacare look a bit less vascular than usual or is it just because he was standing next to Yoel?
>>64151309
pat barry is a better person than you guaranteed.
>>64151404
a mark
not mark
confirmed for wwe fan
>>64151373
Wow, he barely moved his arm and sent Mcgregor back.
>>64151380
>/wwe/ reproting in
kek
>>64151364
>growing up watching niggers
I'll stick to my fuccboi Italian divegrass players senpaitachi omottan da
>>64151410
He looked deflated.
>>64150628
>mcmeme getting out memed
>mcmewvment getting out mewvd
>>64151389
>Condor wins
>Everyone gets movement coaches
>within the year we're seeing weird shit like people crawling along the cage like spiders and handstand fights and worm-mode attacks
Calling it!
>>64151437
Put the house on Yoel?
>>64151420
mandrama lingo?
>>64151366
*grabs you by the throat*
*pinches your tongue which came out of a mix of surprise and shock*
Tbh senpai
>>64151394
>le epic "i only like fighters from my country meme"
Weidman is a mediocre beta crybaby
Rockhold clearly is the champion the division needs
Lads, I'm getting kinda tired here.
What do?
>>64151398
You telling me Conor is just renting all that shit he's using on embedded? What the fuck?
>>64151453
Lol, how devastated will you be when Romero and Weidman win tomorrow?
>>64151458
stay up and watch fights in 15 minutes.
>>64151458
Same, I woke up at 2PM and I shouldn't be this tired.
>>64151458
realize you fucked up and should have gone to sleep 5 hours ago
>>64151447
I still think Jacare is better, but it's a coin flip fight.
>>64151458
go to sleep like me
fuck the prememes.
>>64151452
Hmm... okay, for my major action I'm going to pommel for underhooks, and for my minor action I'm going to spit my mouthguard at you.
>>64151448
A mark is a WWE fan that thinks its real.
>>64151453
>a media whore pre madonna is what the division needs.
Lel, Rockhold is going to get a rude awakening when he trades punches with Weidman.
>>64151458
woke up at 8am m8 I'm on borrowed time here but need to make it otherwise will have no chance tomorrow
>tfw BT Sport 2 HD
Conor looking a lot less dead this time around
>>64151465
no I'm saying he wants to continue to live like he is. If he loses his stock goes down and so does his pay checks
who /mewvement/ here?
>>64151540
what is he wearing
>>64151458
alternatively go to sleep now and wake up for the main card
2 hours of sleep will give you a major energy boost and you won't be too tired when you wake
you'll miss the gonzaga fight though, I guess
>>64151558
Swagger thats what
>>64151540
god fucking damnit
>>64151540
conor formed a boyband and they call themselves forward movement
>>64151558
High tech weightcut suit. He's got plenty of fresh Conor juices swishing around in there.
>>64150668
fucking kek. Luke making fun of conors mewvment.
>>64151497
*Matrix dodges mouth guard and spit*
*Stuffs your underhooks and makes your life hell causing you to back out*
*does Aldo karate pose*
(does The Rock voice) JUST BRING IT
>>64150724
separated at birth?
>>64151135
>the Jedi cut through these guys like butter
>>64151540
dressed like a Horse Jockey
>>64151570
so its 3 am GMT?
Conor looking like a white walker
>>64151612
*looks over at the ref, winces, points at eye*
ref! h-he poked me
>>64151540
lel, he's already dead
7 Bings lads and lassies
>>64151505
You think weedman Has better striking than Luke? Cmon f a m
Weedman was getting his ass kicked against top.competitivo and only won because he took them down and mauled then
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Join up
How would Dana React is Mcgregor gets heemed tomorrow?
>>64151631
McGrregor is the key to all of this...
>>64151654
why
>>64151655
*if
>>64151540
>movement coach
>dressed as a horse jockey
Lel, what a fucking clown.
Bloody hell I knew PVZ lost but I didn't realise she got mauled
Rose looked great in there, props to PVZ for staying in it but I can't imagine how it feels being in the Octagon and realising your opponent completely outclasses you
>>64151668
You know the old saying
>autism enjoys company
Updated
Weigh-ins are official and everyone made weight, so get your picks in if you haven't already
Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
>>64151650
I honestly wonder if a woman has ever posted on /heem/
did mcgregor really miss weight?
>>64151655
he is already on suicide watch so he'd probably pull the trigger
>>64151655
someone photoshop a noose around his neck
Reminder that I can heem the fuck out of all you Irish cunts.
>>64150668
>Weidman and Rockhold joking around
>Rockhold clowning on Conors mewvment
>Aldo looking calm and focused
>Conor is fucking dancing around with that hipster faggot
Man, I still believe that Conor is going to win but getting kinda worried here. It feels like the memes is turning on Conor.
>>64151687
reminder that anyone who posts picks post weigh in is a casual faggot whos predictions should be put into the trash
>>64151687
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Stephens
>>64151651
>Rockhold
>gets meme kicked by Vitor
>fights b list guys and Machida
I never said he was a better striker, I was implying that Rockhold doesn't take punches well and Weidman hits like a truck.
All Rockhold has is his kicks, which are hard to pull off on a guy who is pressuring you and wants to take you down and batter you.
>>64151268
The force is strong wih Aldo. Goober gone get jedi heemd
who /heemspeak/ here?
>>64151676
Rose's strikes were solid in the 1st round too. Did great at owning the distance and putting Paige on the end of hard straight line punches.
>>64151687
Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Maia
Holloway
>>64151687
>Aldo
>Rockhold
>Souza
>Maia
>Holloway
>mfw connor starts fucking around with the meme kicks
>gets kneed in the head
>>64151721
will keep you company tomorrow senpai, ppv only here
>>64151540
Why in the fuck is he doing this? How will this possibly help him be a better fighter?
>>64151708
>He didn't even make the left column
Ur opinion=wgaf
>>64151706
>conor and gunnar literally prancing around with a watered down gymnastics coach
>>64151687
Aldo
Weidman
Jacare
Nelson
Holloway
>>64151742
It's not, he's just goofing around clearly.
>>64151731
he's cuter than most ufc females
>>64151738
yesterday was pretty good m8 (in case you missed it)
>>64151687
aldo
luke
yoel
gunnar
Max
HERE WE GO
>>64151754
>while everyone else does nothing
Conor's staying focused, keeping his body in check, it's gonna be a playful and flowy night.
FRIENDLY HEEMINDER: if you don't either pay for ppvs, have fight pass, or support the UFC through purchasing product then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant. You are not a customer of the UFC. You do not contribute anything to the product but still try to reap all of the benefits (and often have the audacity to expect a company, you don't even pay, to cater to your preferences). If you want things to improve and complain about it, yet you illegally steal UFC content then you are the scum of the earth. You are leeches on the company and on the sport as a whole. All of you criminal slime will get what's coming to you one day.
>>64151770
might show myself later <3
Conor is done.
Mendes was already beating him,Aldo will do worse.
>gazonga is still fighting
So, honest question, not trying to hate or memeing: is Conor autistic or something? Like, the way he talks is fucking bizarre. He never seems to use contractions, he says weird things that sound like shit an autistic kid would say because he thinks it makes him sound menacing or intense or something. What is his deal?
>>64151703
Come on then, fight me outside nao.
>>64151540
Can't stop laughing at mewvment
LIVE
LIVE
DAY 2 HERE WE GO
>>64150668
>Gian and Luke taking the piss out of McGregor.
No one can take the meme man seriously, he's a fucking joke.
>>64151181
>that gentle push by Aldo
>>64151687
>Conor McGregor
>Luke Rockhold
>Jacare Souza
>Gunnar Nelson
>Max Holloway
>>64151831
Who /HDStream/ here?
THE DARK MIDDLE CHAPTER BEGINS
>>64151805
That you m8?
where can one venture to find an acestream link?
New Embedded was good. Nice to see Chris and Luke broing out to lighten things up.
>>64151806
Aldo won against Mendes on points, Conor knocked Mendes out in Round 2
A NEW DELRAY MISFITS JUST CAME OUT TOO?
TRULY THE GOAT WEEKEND
>>64151687
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
is this the first Spaniard in the UFC?
>>64151819
That's how most Irish people talk.
>>64151179
His knee is beyond fucked, notice you dont see much of John Kavanagh? he's sort of washed his hands of things, Ido was all conor bringing him in, the plan is to finish as soon as possible, if aldo makes it out of round 1 mcgregor is fucked.
>>64151866
Aldo knocked out Mendes in Round 1, McGregor got thrown around like a bitch
>>64151857
>dem tits
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449882210107.webm
what are you and your m8s eating for the fights tonight?
>>64151874
>>64151862
lads is this fight on really late?
>>64151852
>/hdstream/
it's on TV mate
>>64151844
>don't make a noise of the ground with your feet
>elite mewvmen
>>64151857
Is that Cannelloni?
>>64151896
Not in my country though.
>>64151861
lol yh that's me m8. Post it again I'm bombing Harrow
>TUF final is two people who lost
this happens every season it seems. what's the fucking point?
>>64151687
Aldo
Rockhold
Romero
Maia
Holloway
>>64151851
Is this your 10th pick?
>>64151842
he's making luke and chris a lot of money with this ppv to be honest
whaaaaat?
>>64151852
gizza link kidda, you can have the falklands in return
>>64151866
Aldo knocked Mendes out in the 1st round first time they fought and didn't get taken down like a bitch.
>>64151886
Mexican to honor Hosay.
something about cornrows fkn triggers me
>>64151917
no dude it's alfredo
jesus christ
>>64151687
mcgregor
rockhold
jacare
gunnar
max
>>64151891
The main card starts at 3am. Main event will be around 5am
>>64150950
kek if Pat didn't stop to take a breath he would heem himself
>>64151937
btfo
>>64151928
No, first. I wait until after the weigh ins on the card I bet on (hence the late picks).
The other Serbia has made his picks tho, but thats another person.
>>64151947
I could do with some Kibbeling now.
>>64151703
a slap from me m8 and you wont be getting up again
GO SPANISH GUY
who /Europe/ here?
I have UFC Fight pass; however in the UK UFC 194 is not available PPV. You have to subscribe to BT sport.
I'm up for that, it's only £5 a month, but they lose UFC in January and its a 12 month minimum term. So I have to pay £60 to watch one fight.
I've never accessed an illegal stream of anything, somehow. Obviously nobody is gonna give me a link, but any pointers? Throw a dog a bone? Googling for streams is like fucking digital hookers bareback - I'm not finding anything along the way either.
>>64151725
Honestly though it was a decent fight and despite her loss PVZ looked pretty damn good. Took a beating and kept coming, muh heart and all that. Nice perseverance, I thought it was good work from her.
Find it hard to enjoy strawweight fights desu because I don't ever want Joanna to lose the belt and there's all these Challengers ;_;
Lines shifted in favor of Aldo post-weigh in
>>64151937
>THE CITY OF FIGHTPASS SUBSCRIBERS
How can you not bet the farm on Aldo? You will never in your life get the chance to bet on underdog with P4P greatest fighter in the world.
No bias, I'm surprised Mcgregor's mouth got him this far, I think it's setting in based off that weight in. He's fucked.
>>64151997
...
>>64151886
The usual. My body is a temple, after all.
Are there any Asian fighters that have random english words tattooed on their body?
>>64151886
cooking /fit/ meme food
got some lil debbies oatmeal creampies, jalapeno cheetos and some gummy candy
>>64152003
Nice try, Dana. Stop hiding behind your proxy
>>64151886
REeEEeEEe
>>64152003
just get BT sport they will renew UFC deal
plus the two free cards after this are basically ppv tier anyway, followed by another ppv
>Ad for WWE on the Octagon
Dropped
>>64151937
K E K T
>>64152021
He's actually the favorite now lmao
>>64151886
Made quesadillas. Tomorrow, immplanning to walk around to the burger place around the corner and grab a couple burgers.
Really fucking good mom and pop place, they make crazy fucking burgers. Got one I usually get that's a double cheeseburger with bacon, caramelized onions, a fried egg, and homemade potato chips. Best burger I've ever had.
That there is a UFC 194 caliber meal.
m8s, I don't think I will be able to handle the memes if Conor lose.
I HAVE to win.
Is this the right fight?
>>64152066
>burgers
>good
>>64152037
Most asian's are xenophobic
>>64152058
>>64152018
>>64151937
your boy already snagged a good stream anyhow :)
>>64152003
i could tell you, then id have to heem you
>>64152070
It'd be a shame if he gets beat, this mewvment meme is great.
>tfw BTSPORT2HD
>>64151791
thanks mr. bald one
Anyone else not give a shit about tonight's card?
>>64152073
Spot on bro
>>64152073
this was from yesterday, friend
>>64152073
kek
>>64152095
Damnit, I don't even know if it's being broadcasted on my Fox then
>>64152091
will she ever not look like a crack whore?
>>64152091
>mfw i fuck Yoanna back in 2011
Am i high test?
>>64151937
>>64152073
>people actually pay for fight pass
>>64151703
1v1 me m8
>>64152080
Nah, you can get tons of t-shirts over there with random words and weird english phrases on them
>>64152091
main card is great
>>64152119
well as of right now, you aren't missing much
WWE owns UFC lel
>>64152122
Are you also the Brit who slept with Ronda in college?
>Lying on the internet
>>64152089
Why won't it load?
>>64151937
checkmate atheists
>>64152123
I don't, it's included usually, just find it weird it's not broadcasted right now.
I mean wtf.
Which one of these 2 will become a journeyman in the ufc?
>>64152146
good. i wanna see more undead morticians on my UFC cards
>>64152003
As long as you're not googling anything that is against sharia law, I think you'll be fine
>>64152161
click on HD stream, works flawless
I'm already so tired
Please give an entertaining night of fights
>>64152157
>Are you also the Brit who slept with Ronda in college?
Nope not me, i honestly did fuck Yoanna though
Polish girls are wild
>lite beer
>fewer carbs and calories
America is so fucking feminine
Bet the farm on Aldo. His odds are dropping fast.
>>64152091
>tfw yoanna wont wear your oversized shirt after pegging you all night
>>64152079
>burgers
>not good
I didn't know girls posted in /heem/ threads
>>64152182
>Magic MMA fights
yus
Alright HEEM pls someone respond here.
I'm visiting Austria and getting up at 5AM for the good fights. How do I watch them though? What channel are they on? I have TV. Do we have Europoor FS1 or something?
Frankie and Matt Brown are my favorite fighters pls respon.
Also how much are PPV's here?
Jewgle gives me very minimal information.
>>64152176
shitzmacher
>>64152122
Why aren't you at the Weidman residence with Chris' wife tonight?
>>64151687
Anybody who gets this card right will get a free seven day membership to fightpass from me
>>64152044
God damn i feel like a dweeb lurking on /b/ to understand what a duckroll is
>>64152056
I'm gonan get BT sport then, you best be right faggot
>>64152190
I don't believe you.
why are the colors blue and grey? makes no sense.
Spanish """"""boxer"""""""" getting outboxed he should have trained in puerto rico
>>64152218
>paying for fightpass
>ever
>>64152176
Neither. They're both terrible.
Anybody got a reliable link to stream these fights?
i have an idea to make ufc more exciting. instead of 4 50k bonuses, combine it into a 200k bonus for the fastest finish of the night
What time does UFC 194 start tomorrow? Around 10PM EST?
>>64152220
>I'm gonan get BT sport then, you best be right faggot
the next month of mma is better than January this year which was the best month of mma ever
>>64152241
Yeah, it's great
>>64152199
watch them on ufc fight pass you goof
>>64152233
they represent moods.
gray is depressed.
blue is sad.
>>64152223
I don't care if you do
>>64152241
yes
>>64152242
No, please no more brawlers
>>64152243
the main card, yes
>>64152003
bt sport isn't £5 a month unless you have bt broadband, but then you have to pay extortionate line rental and installation fees
>>64152243
main card is 4am your time
>>64152254
Of course you don't.
>>64152263
Ok cool, at least Fox is broadcasting that then.
>Reminder that Gruetz literally won his fight but was going to get cut from the tournament anyway because of how much of a boring faggot he is
>>64151687
aldo
weidman
romero
maia
stephans
>>64152242
sounds a bit messy
>>64152243
>if only that information was available to you in the OP
aldo/holloway/nelson/jacare/weidman
good picks?
>>64152277
I don't
>>64152261
>he doesn't like slugfests
>>64152250
Already used up my free trial.
I don't want to pay money.
Maybe Taima.
>>64152290
Have Conor been wrong yeh?
>>64152272
Cheers, thought so.
>>64152288
Exactly.
>>64152305
Has aldo?
>>64152062
sauce?
>>64152261
>that flag
>this post
>>64152290
Weidman one is wrong but otherwise bretty gud (I went with Maia though)
>>64152290
'no'
I'm not sure I can do this lads
I'm far too tired
First time I'm invested in TUF fighters cause I actually watched this season.
>>64152197
>JDS heems Overeem in their fight
>JDS does jumps the cage and starts running to the entrance like BJ did when he killed Uno
>doctors don't rush in and don't even try to go into the cage
>leave Reems lifeless body there
>lights go out
>Undertaker in MMA shorts is standing over Reem
>(Stann) Wow just incredible. Undertaker is actually stealing Reems sound. And it appears that he is doing some kind of pointing motion at JDS. I'm very impressed. Again this is the first time Undertaker has been here
>>64152320
Dex > Str
>>64152311
Bournemouth might win tomorrow
>not spending the week breaking your time zone
>being a wagekek
not a real fight fan desu
>>64151706
>cock guy
>>64152330
Conor fights at 3am your time tomorrow
Might as well stay up and then sleep all day m9
>>64152359
I'm more interested in the program before the match. It's Comedy Central with your host Louise van Laal.
>>64151791
I pay with my sweat, blood, tears, and cum.
>>64152330
>tfw I have to wake up in 5 hours and then stay up until 6am tomorrow night to the watch Conor beat Aldo
>can't do drugs to stay awae because I have an exam on monday
I think I'm gonna miss it bros
>>64152387
Just have a cheeky wank to give you that energy boost.
>>64151706
I think Conor stands a better chance if he avoids shit like this.
>stiff drink
>>64152387
try gone 5am m8
10-9 all three Gritz
>it's a "swing like a retard when the 10 second clapper goes" epidsode
>>64152344
>>64152413
go the fuck to bed
>>64152437
Ur mum has a 10 second clapper m8.
Based Gritz
Make an official fight night thread pls
>>64152344
You know Undertaker is a big MMA fan actually.
>>64152447
this is still always hilarious
>>64152033
sauce?
>inb4 Conor wins then Dana announces an immediate rematch with Aldo, except first they're going to be coaches on the next season of TUF
>>64152447
jds-gettin-hot-in-herre
>>64152453
I'm already in bed
GRUETZEMACHER UNSTOPPABLE
AMAZING
>>64152413
>tfw I have to go home to my parents house on sunday to eat lunch with the whole family
It's going to be so fun going straight from the fights to that without any sleep.
>>64152467
Lots of pro-wrestlers are MMA fans
tried like a dozen btsports 2 acestreams
i can't do potato streams anymore
>>64152477
Ayyyyy
first card with heem in a while. glad to see snowbro still around
>>64152387
It's hard when I could literally fall asleep any minute. Uually I'd sleep and wake up for the event but with the weigh ins being on and me having to catch up with yesterdays NH I didn't find the time.
Spent that fight "resting my eyes", Decisions are so boring
>>64152504
just tell your family you got KO'd, I'm sure they will understand
>>64152504
>not clearing your schedule for these events.
i'll eliminate Chad Mini Mendes
>>64152447
Kek.
>>64152467
I know one of his top moves was the plata.
>tfw no Chad dad or wrestling skills
don't we have a fight tonight boys?
>>64152482
then close your eyes
>>64152518
All the ones I tried had something else on?
Is there ANY decent quality ones actually showing the fights?
>>64152518
got 2 HD web streams that im not even using right now :^)
>>64152518
http://www.livenflstream.net/ufc-fight-night.html
youre welcome
>>64152561
ufc.tv
>>64152547
I'll fight you right now, you little shit.
>>64152547
I know. Fuck everyone not talking about MMA. There's tons of other websites where you can talk about snacks and shit. This is an mma thread.
>>64152585
Hey pussy, are you still there?
>>64152518
wiz 17 is clean
>>64152583
No card to use
has chad's dad died or something? they keep showing stuff about him
>>64152568
>>64152561
youre also welcome
>>64152568
NICE
Lads how was the first fight? Seemed a bit meh to me
Will Frankie The Cancer Edgar put us to sleep again tonight?
>>64152518
/r/mstms
thats all i will tell you, there are letters missing from it. Work it out and it will be extra sweet.
And no i'm not a redditfag, i just got lucky.
>>64152568
you the real champ
>tony ferguson
will he do the dark souls meme?
https://us23.chatzy.com/41992383611737
Got a live chat going for the fights tonight if you guys are interested!
>>64152613
he will try
did the US army have to custom build a helmet for Stann's cantaloupe?
>>64152648
avoid this viruse
Decision fights are literally the worst shit when you're tired and on the verge of falling asleep.
A good heem can spring you to life but dragged out fights don't do anything except further put you to sleep
>>64152642
he plays dark souls!?
>literal who flyweights
JUST
>>64152672
at least it wasn't against the wall for 15 minutes
>>64152672
> tired and on the verge of falling asleep.
>only want to see the main fight
>tfw cant fight it anymore
>>64152686
he plays inside the octagon
>>64152595
I was getting some cereal.
>>64152693
Was it a decent fight? I had my eyes closed through most
>>64152686
>not knowing about his meme flips
>>64152672
the constant ad breaks don't help either, they love stretching these free tv cards out to a painful extent
who /manlets/ here?
What the fuck kind of name is "Joby"?
Chad "Frankie's Evil Twin" Mendes
>>64152686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jL3TG0T5mY
tony was doing all kinds of meme rolls
>>64152568
fuck yes thats amazing
>3 fights left
>on the prelims
I'm not going to make it.
>>64152711
it wasn't great, but it's certainly not the most boring fight I've seen. Don't blame you for falling asleep desu.
>>64152725
6'4 manlet reporting
"oh wow, is this for me?"
>>64152739
oh ahaha thanks
https://twitter.com/jnsanchez/status/675480951816921088/video/1
CONOR IS MAD!
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64152760
>>64152760
>>64152760
>>64152760
>>64152760
NEW THREAD
https://us23.chatzy.com/41992383611737
Come to my live chat, it's actually legit bros
Stop joining my stream guys it beginning to lag and was fine for all the fights yesterday
Is Herrera stoned?
>>64152746
l0ol
>>64152772
This means nothing.
>>64152755
>tfw 6'3
>tfw when people are taller than me
>tfw its happening more and more
>fucking kids are taller than me
>tfw obsolete
>>64152755
>tfw 5'8"
close to heeming myself desu
>>64150628
wow connor shook up
>>64151687
>Main Card:
>Jose Aldo but I'll be happy if Connor wins
>Chris Weidman
>Yoel Romero
>Demian Maia
>Jeremy Stephens
Only right picks ya queers don't you dare goof me out
>>64152813
iktf
>going back to uni at 27yo to get some credits
>6'2" is no longer tall
Unless I'm mistaken, did Connie Mac miss weight? Does this mean he has to stay skeletor and get weighed again tomorrow?
>>64152568
That's illegal pal
>>64151687
Connor McMemer
The team wins it's too late no more applications
No gay cheezus man
idgaf Maia cause Eddie Bravo says but idgaf
combo man max
>>64152921
fuck youre right..
really sorry it will never happen again
Connor looked starved in the weigh in
>>64151703
come get me m8 fight ya for ur shoes
>We don't expect to need the judges
How the fuck is Erosa keep getting away with these dodgy decisions? That's another one he shouldn't have won on top of 2 during the show.
>>64150628
CONFIRMED:
Conor is going to get BTFO in the 3rd Round.
>>64150923
He got her cherry when they were both 14.
But they don't date now.
https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE?t=34m
Look at the big screen, on the bottom right corner, at mcgregor
do you guys think he had a chub on, hence why dana looked at his crotch?
perhaps he has an embarrassment 'fetish'
when one is simply nervous it ain't likely to have a boner, but the opposite
>>64151791
>then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant.
So if I never watch ufc, I can't see obvious corruption? The reebok deal is shit, it cuts into fighters pay via sponsorship and the UFC pays it's fighters peanuts
