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Upcoming MMA events:
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Q&A w/ Holly Holm (4pm est): https://youtu.be/KzZPKZS1_Fc
194 weigh in (6pm est): https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Frankie Edgar (145.5) vs. Chad Mendes (146)
Ryan Hall (155) vs. Artem Lobov (155)
Edson Barboza (155.5) vs. Tony Ferguson (156)
Evan Dunham (156) vs. Joe Lauzon (155.5)
Tatsuya Kawajiri (146) vs. Jason Knight (145)
Julian Erosa (155) vs. Marcin Wrzosek (155)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Konstantin Erokhin (230) vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (263)
Ryan LaFlare (171) vs. Mike Pierce (170.5)
Geane Herrera (125) vs. Joby Sanchez (126)
Chris Gruetzemacher (156) vs. Abner Lloveras (155)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
memes
Palmer's chest looks retarded
and the Saens said corn rowed freaky people need not apply
OOHHEEEYYYEEHEHOOO
ALDO?
Faber is literally 5 foot
SECOND FOR 209 STOCKON
Faber looks like this was a tough cut
first for dolce deserves a slap
>all those irish fans cheering for faber
i like it
Tecia
o
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Conor beat Max with a torn ACL
In for Tecia's bunda
>faber languishing in the undercard
feel bad for the little guy, would have thought McGregor would have pulled some strings for him
who HYPE here?
>yfw Conor faints towards Jose at the staredown and Jose feels threatened and punches him
They should mount a gopro with pic related on Dana's head
MAXIPAD HOLLWAY
>Stephens made weight
nice
>FIRST FOR ONNIT
>Faber getting some love from the irish
Cute tbqh
no towels yet baka
>only god can judge me
maximum kek
>>64149515
>bringing excuses even when you win
>>64149521
Irish people are weak as fuck, they wouldn't do shit.
>>64149515
>implying the goat needs more than one leg to beat anyone
>>64149501
G U N N I
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Conor made Siver look basic as fuck on the feet
He will make Aldo look just as bad
GUNNI
>GUNNI
GUNNI
>GUNNI
GUNNI
>all these christian fighters
>only god can judge me
>check out this verse
KEEP IT PLAYFUL IN DERE GUNNI
Waianae represent
OLE OLE OLE OLE
>>64149515
Connor Mcgregor has lost twice already who cares.
reminder that in 29 hours we will finally be rid of the Irish
I don't know Nelson, but for him being Icelandic I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
rogan's nips are rock solid
I'm pretty sure Gunnar is an actual sociopath. What a guy
>irish """""chants"""""
ICELAND MENTIONED
Why are all the irish singing ole ole ole?
Maia is subbing this bitch
Jesus the irish are so drunk they cant even hold a chant for 5 seconds, shameful
>>64149558
>Siver
LEL
Im picking up some beer on my way home from work, what you fellas want?
so fucking stacked
oh my rogan
HEEMINDER TO SIDE WITH JESUS
ALDO
WEIDMAN
ROMERO
MAIA
HOLLOWAY
PRAY FOR THEM AS THEY DECIMATE THE GODLESS HEATHENS OF THE UFC
no one missed weight yet, bound to have at least one... who is it gonna be?
>>64149579
can't wait for the SBG meme to get killed tomorrow night
why is rogan wearing a shirt with "CUNT" written on it
>>64149602
What does he mean by this?
>>64149605
S
O
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Z
A
No steroids in this matchup
Aldo will weigh in at 149
>>64149587
they stole it from spain like the gyppos they are
>>64149608
Aldo
>>64149602
He's packing lads
THEY'RE WEIGHING IN. JACARE AND YOEL. SAME TIME. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
SOMEONE GET ROGAN SOME NIPPLE TAPE FFS
HEEM URSELF MY MAN
how does romero get away with taking this much steroids
>>64149608
aldo
>>64149587
because they are mouth-breathing lemmings
No forgay Jesus!
>>64149599
Get me some corn nuts m8
HAHAHA time for roids:the fight.
BASED JACARE
>>64149612
because he's edgy
>Pecmero
HAPPENING GUISES
![10809959_597276287068260_826785013_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gktFNPT.jpg "10809959 597276287068260 826785013 n[1]")
>>64149602
>implying you wouldn't pop a stiffy if tecia torres just undressed right in front of you
tank you for your service Romero
>>64149602
even his cock is roiding
Jacare looks tiny
Roid ban hit him hard
JACARE OFF THE ROIDS
HE'S DONE
gay jesus by flying triangle
>that mevwment from Jacare
What kind of spastic is Souza? wtf
WHO /WONTBACKDOWN/ HERE?
self high fives
Where do I buy the dianabol to get like Romero?
>literally does his own "le crocodile" meme
hope he gets stomped
USADA didn't slow down a 38 year old Romero
>>64149630
wif deh powher of christ
damn this music is making me bob my head and twerk my nipples
all 3 of Maia, Aldo and Jacare have cycled off the roids for these fights
>this casual ass crowd
Fuckin micks
W I E D M A N
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dubs and Conor injures himself walking up the stairs
>>64149612
because he's a cunt.
>>64149662
YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
J O I N
T H E
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T H E C H R I S
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WHO /IN THE TEAM/ HERE?
70K WATCHING THIS WEIGH IN. 70 FUCKING K
WOO IM HYPED
would the combined iq of those three girls reach triple digits?
>>64149648
>she will never call you papi
WEIDMANS HEIL
>stacked 185 pound division
>>64149696
THE CHRIS
W I L D M A N
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>2000+15
>NOT ON THE TEAM
>>64149692
How does people even know when to start watching this late in?
It's almost done.
>>64149692
LITERALLY BIGGER THAN SOCCER
>Chris thinks he can compete with the likes of Muhammad Ali
>>64149602
>"Joe...Joe, your hardon is showing"
>*Nods toward control room*
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>64149602
I SEE STIFFNESS
crowd seems.... quiet?
>>64149696
The Chris
>>64149696
THE CHRIS
why are people booing weidman? i don't get it
>>64149703
wouldn't reach double digits desu
RIP Rockholds hairline
Blondie creamed herself
L A D S
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>>64149724
In mma of course he can senpai
I WONT BACK DOWN
NO I WONT BACK DOWN
YOU CAN ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
NO ILL STANDY MY GROUND WONT BE TURNED AROUND
BUT I WONT BACK DOWN
HEYYYY BABBBBY
THERE AINT NONEASY WAY OUT
HEYYYYY
NO I WONT BACK DOWN
I WILL STAND MY GROUND
G O A T M A N
O
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CHRIS
WEIDMAN
>calls Vitor,Anderson and Machida old tired Brazillians
>he got fucking memed on by Vitor, killed the old and tired Machida and was a litterally who for all of Silva's reign.
I really hope Weidman punches his skull to dust, can't stand Rockhold anymore.
Weidman's my guy
the chris went slenderman instead of wideman
R E D F I E L D
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>>64149733
Rockhold fans obv
>>64149725
>That ONNIT fueled hardon
WHAT DID THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER?
these fuckers always have some discussion
>>64149696
THE CHRIS!!!!!!
Holy fuck Weidman looks tiny
I WONT BACK DOWN
NO I WONT BACK DOWN
YOU CAN ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
NO ILL STANDY MY GROUND WONT BE TURNED AROUND
BUT I WONT BACK DOWN
HEYYYY BABBBBY
THERE AINT NONEASY WAY OUT
HEYYYYY
NO I WONT BACK DOWN
I WILL STAND MY GROUNDD
even Rogan can't contain himself from touching Rockhold
THE BANTER I CAN'T HANDLE IT LADS
has there ever been more people watching the a weigh in ?
>>64149765
they should mic it ay
C H A M P
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>VelasKWEZ
Weidman has no chest
you just know it was garbage-tier banter
GET HYPE LADS
>>64149779
ye ayyy
THE TERMINAL MOMENT IS HERE
>>64149765
someone isolate the audio
IT'S TIME
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>pandering to the potatoes
kys Rockhold
HAPPENING
LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
>>64149788
RAGING BONER
ITS FINALLY TIME
It's time lads
>tfw its time
broke dere and den
>yfw conor misses weight
BREAK OUT THE FUCKING RED PANTIES LADS
IT'S HAPPENING
>>64149803
>taking a photo of your computer screen
>>64149789
bit rude
Does Conor honestly think some favela boy is afraid of some guy from Dublin?
C O N O R
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SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON
SKELETON
christ, he looks like a different person
mcgregor looks like shit
>>64149812
>mfw both misses weight
Chael was right all along.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING
holy shit he looks like a skeleton
Holy shit lads there been a fucking potato famine
SKELLY
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>inb4 casuals think Conor looks like shit
SOMEBODY FEED THIS HUNGRY SKELETON
LITERALLY A SKELETON
>>64149818
I think he believes a few things that aren't exactly true
SPOOKYYYY
holy fuck Conor are you going to be ok
MADE WIEGHT HOLY SHIT
2spooky4me
LEL CONOR LOOKING LIKE A REANIMATED ZOMBIE
Looks like shit
He looks like a goddamn skeleton, holy shit.
SKELETON
He looks better than his last cut desu
LOL HOSE IS 147
thanks mr skeltal
CONNOR IS............ THE WALKING DEAD
>145 lbs
LOL why would you watch these skeletons fight
IT'S PADDY O'HOLOHAN LADS
muh meme warrior tenses
cringey as all fuck
>Aldo getting booed
Lmao both look like shit
>spooky potato skeleton
Conor looks 10x better than he did last cut. Coming from an aldo fan
Conor might die tomorrow
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE HIS CHEEKBONES
WEIGHT IS MADE WIEGHT IS MADE HAPPYING
AYYYYY ALDO WITH THE BANTZ
>zipper abs
he mad
Aldo still looks on the juice. He's gonna kill Conor. Also based Aldo
goofy shit
ALDO MADE WEIGHT
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ALDO BRINGING THE Bantz
>Aldo straight for water
He's done
ALDO BRINGING THE MEMES
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
MCGOOBER BTFO
looooooooooool
1 4 5
4
5
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>that memewent from Aldo
BASED ALDO GIVES NO FUCKS
MY SIDES
ALDO PUNKED HIM
>>64149892
surprised? he literally never missed wieght
seriously though, they both need to change weightclass, this shit is going to lead to some real braindamage
Hahahah Aldo is going to kill him
LITERALLY SHAKING FROM EXICITEMENT LADS
Conor needs to go up a weight devision and fast
His body is not suited for this class, he's having to lose too much weight
MCGREGOR RUSTLED AS FUCK. CONFIRMED SHOOK
MacGregor's such a twat
Aldo 1
Goober 0
I'd hate to be a Vegas prostitute after Aldo wins tomorrow
McGoober got meme'd on
>>64149918
its so weird to watch weigh ins every day then watch different fights that night
>McGoober getting fanny flustered at aldo bantering him
Loves to talk but can't take it, typical mental midget.
Also he looks so different, poor guy needs a nice potato or 2.
LAAAAAAAAAADS
Conor looks like he's dead inside. His face doesn't even look the same.
>People think Aldo won
He went STRAIGHT for water
He is done
ALDO FLINCHED FROM THE FAKE KICK
>Aldo zen as fuck
>Goober rustled
gonna be good lads
>24 hours till Ireland becomes king of this irrelevant sport
goober is done.
aldo is in his head.
starts stagnaetn
Oh man and we got fights on in an hour too
What a great weekend
Jose looked the cooler one here
>>64149913
aldo's appearance wasn't nearly as shocking as goober's
kek at MuttGregor posturing
Aldog is alive lads
literally shaking here lads
when is Mcgoober showing up lads, all I can see is skelly skeletons
>>64149943
So did McGregor, they were too busy filming the real champion to pay attention to him drinking his potato broth off screen.
>Goober barely had enough strength to throw a kick feint
who the fuck feints at a weigh-in anyway
Conor loses so much weight of his face jesus christ
WHY IS ALDO SO BASED
ALDO WINS
aldo already won
ALDO FLINCH
WHERE ARE THE WEBMS LADS?
he literally looks like he just came out of auschwitz
Embedded when?
>>64149954
e starts gettihn ohld
den a knew gohrilleh comes an takes is behlt
Jose will not stand with McGregor.
Jose will take him down and impose his will
can't wait for the buthhurt
>>64149950
>24 hours until Irish flags disappear from /heem/
>>64149964
holy fuck you're still spamming this?
holy fuck what an event entire main card is simply brutal i reckon there will be pure carnage and magical fireworks fuck me sideways and call me shirley
ALDO LOOKS SHOOK
Aldo is now the favourite at 5dimes
>>64149975
Conor stood on the scales for like 5 seconds after they said his weight
Aldo fucking sprinted off for water
See what I mean boys? McGregor's whole energy is totally different now than it was at 189.
Also it was interesting that Aldo went for a meme pose for the staredown, I think.
>>64149955
feels great desu
>>64149975
>potato broth
A L D O
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Why the big hoo ha? McGregor looks like this every single time
>hey Paddy you sub in for me the weigh ins eh they won't tell the difference
Aldo looks skinny compared to his last fight, his arms look skinny to me.
The height advantage isn't as big as I thought though now that I've seen them next to each other half-naked.
OVER 80 FUCKING K FOR THOSE WEIGH INS. 80 THOUSAND PEOPLE WERE ON YOUTUBE ALONE FOR THE WEIGH INS. 80. K.
>>64149934
m8 this is literally hilarious
You can watch it back and he even feints a kick or two
Not to mention how shit he looked with the weight cut
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
>>64150000
brittney palmer looks fucking retarded
>>64150000
Bloody hell Rogan get your nipples under control
>>64149984
ALDO FLINCHED FROM A FAKE KICK LELL
>yoong gerila
>post yfw Wideman v Rockhold is a gripping Lawler v Mcdonald affair, then McGregor v Aldo ends in the finish of the century
I literally cant wait, I might drink myself into a deep sleep so i wake up tomorrow night
>>64150013
>that cheeky little smile from Aldo
>>64150002
>Thirsty after a weight cut and need a drink
He's done lmao!
>come in looking like a skeleton with a flesh covered condom over it
GOAT GOAT GOAT MCGREGOR GONNA TAKE THAT ETHIOPIAN FLY BELT!
>>64150013
>that struggle kick from Goobz
>>64150000
Aldo Mcgregoring Mcgregor
Also checked
>>64150013
G O O B Z
S H A K Y
>>64150003
>Have your opponent meme on you for months
>meme him at the weigh in
Fair for me, it seemed to actually get to McGregor too
OMG a fighter did this thing and he is totally beaten and losing for sure tomorrow night!!
>>64150020
was ~140k for 189
>>64150013
Damn, Mcgoob was going for his pose and then noticed it was too late
>>64149984
good. means he has good reaction time.
>>64150013
I always love how Dana pretends he's actually breaking anything up
>>64149981
Best Brazilian for sure.
>>64150013
>>64150031
by flinched do you mean "moved his hand 2 inches closer to his head?"
this is going to be better than when swede fags got BTFO, micks BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64150000
OUT MEMED
OUT MEWMENTED
>>64150035
>drinking alcohol
grow up
>>64149988
Kek. Nice dubs btw. They confirm Aldo victory.
hate how joe rogan thinks hes apart of it
>>64150013
>That flinch
Aldo is finished
>>64150035
that pic gets me every time
Mini Mendes did better at the weigh ins desu lads
>>64150013
goober has no momentum (like he did @189) going into this and got keked by aldo at the weigh-in.
aldo ftw boys - the only thing goob's had over aldo was he may have been in his head. not no more. aldo's in goober's head now boys.
Aldo took the piss.
McTater couldn't handle it. HES IN YER HEED
Tater's getting heemed boys. Round 2.
>>64150013
Based Aldo
>>64150013
IRELAND BTFO
>>64150030
look at his dick
>>64150013
>Conar "Zen, calm, collected" McGregar
Where's the stream?
you guys think Joe has gyno?
>>64150013
>Aldo trying not to laugh when McGregor slaps his hand and tries his weak looking spaz kick feint
WEC Aldo is coming tomorrow, he remains unrustled. McGregor looks likes shite and seems like his got his jimmies all in a mess.
Jose Aldo is freaking awesome.
>>64150068
>apart
Aldo literally outmeming the memester
>>64150082
o-ok
>>64150087
Wake up Mirko SerbSerf
It's over
Post your walkout songs
https://youtu.be/h83VrE-nC-8
>>64150013
good work
>>64150070
F I N I S H E D
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>>64150087
its over serbia
I ask of you: Is happy Aldo more dangerous than silent Aldo? Do we have a previous happy Aldo example?
>>64150092
>WEC Aldo
name 5 fighter's scarier to fight than WEC Aldo.
>>64150087
It ended 5 mins ago.
>>64149999
Hey Shirley, I agree. I'm sweating bullets here.
Boktejebo.
McGregor really looks like shit with the weight cut
He barely looked like himself
>tfw just watched 194 weigh ins and Edgar/Mendes is literally happening in a few bongs
good time to be alive tbqh
McCracker looks like a dry cookie who will break in half tomorrow
I don't think the antics at the weigh in will have much of an effect on the fight itself
>>64150082
nah i'm good
>>64150123
>>64150114
>>64150106
Who won?
>>64150035
>drinking alcohol and slipping into a deep sleep
sounds about right for the Irish, don't forget to punch your woman awake to make you your potato tendies.
>>64150065
Telling the Irish not to drink is like telling water not to be wet.
>>64150121
Literally any fighter welterweight or above
>being scared of manlets
He's like a 4th grader
>>64150090
what cycle is he running? he looks like absolute shit
>>64150108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2RPDZkY88
>>64150013
I just noticed, Vanessa always looks lost. It's like someone just placed her there and she's too carefree to complain, so she just enjoys the moment.
>>64150115
That wasn't Happy Aldo
That was Meme Aldo
Probably more dangerous than a gorilla
post yfw the Irish get BTFO of heem forever tomorrow and based eternal ALDO reigns supreme
>>64150125
>He barely looked like himself
and his "insane yell" while he's still on the scale seemed forced and fake.
>Aldo subs Conor
>Goes back to corner
>puts on his fight kit
>Rogan goes to interview him
>Aldo takes off his fight kit
>throws it on the ground
>spits on it
>announces he's taking his belt to Bellator
how amazing
Jesus.. they're all skinny as fuck
>>64150134
Both got blown the FUCK out
Neither man is leaving the Octagon tomorrow in one piece
>>64150108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPuWlzZDJxU
>>64150129
probably not, this "get in your head shit" is usually just bullshit anyway, unless its mike tyson
NL dota2bro, EG vs. VG is on
It's going to be a great weekend
>>64150134
Rogan's nips
>>64150134
Aldo
>McMemer
Alright lads. Going to Qdoba to get a cheeky burrito.
Where is PredictionCu-ckold?
>>64150138
>confirmed for butthurt goober fanboy
>>64150151
[triggered]
>>64150121
Anderson if your name is Rich Franklin, UFC 100 Bork if your Frank Mir.
Fuck that's all I've got.
>>64150125
IV ban and no special helpers (thanks, USADA); really drains the starch out of even the juiciest potato.
>>64150124
au tebra znaci nemam reci svaka pegla je brutalna bukvalno bi najradije legao sad i probudio se sutra pred pocetak :) jedino sto mi je zao sto se nisu pogledali u oci dana je prebrzo stao izmedju njih jebiga nece da rizikuje nista
>>64150154
GOD TIER WALKOUT SONG
guys guys guys
WE STILL HAVE FUCKING EDGAR VS MENDES TONIGHT
>>64150154
Zack Hemsey is the fucking man.
pls can we have a heem during the gamethreads? This isn't comfy at all
POST YFW IT'S A DRAW
Is Dana White McGoober's #1 fan?
>>64150121
Final Form Bork Killer Overeem is the only one I can think of
What does /heem/ stand for?
>>64150129
>>64150156
Weigh ins can tell you a shit ton about the mind of a fighter and perhaps even the approach they'll take in the fight
Just look at Rousey/Holm
>>64150156
Yeah, nobody gets shook to fight a manlet. Not even another manlet.
>>64150169
>harmless child sized "man" detected
The same goes for Conrad, they're both manlets. It's fun to watch them fight, but don't pretend they could actually challenge a fully grown man.
>>64150180
a-and the return of Mike Pierce
How many bing bong till the preelim guys?
>>64150151
you you'ed them out their money and they cant feed themselves
>>64150134
aldo outmeme'd mcmemer
>>64150206
you think he's worth a cheeky fiver
>>64150121
UFC 100 Brock
TRTor
Pre knee injury Cain
Hench Jon Jones
Motivated Bj Penn
When weigh in
>>64150189
Homosexual
Entities
Enter
Memeland
>>64150208
a bong and a bit
>>64150201
m8... mike was a manlet in the heavyweight division
>"That's funny. I can use the internet," Northcutt said with a laugh and he gives a thumbs up. "I have to use it for my schoolwork too."
>"He must be making a joke. That's funny."
S-see... he can use the internet.... *thumbs up*
goat weigh in
>>64150208
1:10
>>64150190
No matter what would have happened at the weigh ins Ronda still would have got btfo, she was just facing a technically superior striker.
does /heem/ have streams?
only asking because for some reason im intrigued by aldo and mcgreggor
>>64150013
>girls busy looking at themselves on the screen
>>64150013
>That "grab" of the arm by McGoober
>>64150238
ufc.tv
>>64150013
I realized aldo is taking steps back as conor moves forward.
This has been the downfall of everyone who faces conor. You cannot move back!
Thoughts on this?
I just got home and just finished the weigh ins, Rogan actually a rod on the entire time?
what the fuck was up with that? maybe a side effect of ONNIT?
>>64150229
Christy Mack?
>>64150231
>>64150220
THANKS BRITBROS
>>64150226
What do you reckon his favourite type of pornography is?
>>64150177
Ma zamisli da su se tamo izdebilisali i da se neko povredio. Irci bi napravili neki chimp out, strašno.
Jedva čekam sada. Dobro pa imamo Frankie vs Mendes večeras pa onda ću gledati da spavam od 7 ujutru do 7 uveče. Nakupujem se guarana i sranja i zveram do mečeva.
my body is ready.
>>64150205
>this fucking retard thinks he wouldnt get fucking destroyed by the "manlets"
>>64150218
typical retarded irishman
>>64150217
decent list. i'll fix it for you though.
UFC 100 Brock
TRTor
Hench Jon Jones
McGoobz gone full skeltal.
How many hours till tonight's fights lads?
>>64150121
Overoids, final form pre disease Bork, Motivated BJ Penn, TRTor
LADS Aldo and Mcgregor MEMEING before weigh ins
https://twitter.com/MoTownPhenom/status/675462253877985280
>>64150254
year 10 health class textbook
IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST THEN HOW DID EVERYONE MAKE WEIGHT?
ATHEISTS BTFO
>>64150143
yeah i don't think shes a real fightfan
>>64150121
>scarier
Pride Wandy.
>>64150238
Dana.com/showmethemoney
>>64150013
>aldo's face after mcgoobs feints a kick
Remember that Mendes was also clowning at the weigh ins...
>>64150254
Any kind where they are wearing clothes and preferably not having sex.
>>64150267
nvm, just saw
>>64150234
True, but I'd wager if Ronda had a different mindset the fight would have gone differently. Her lack of confidence and fear is what led her to behave the way she did imo and if she was calmer she wouldn't have gone stupidly striking and wildly throwing punches. She knew her time was coming and it reflected on the weigh ins
>>64150275
>>64150205
145 is definitely the cut off where they can still actually be dangerous. You would get folded by any top 15 featherweight.
>>64150259
underated post
>>64150254
Probably those videos where people make bacon sandwiches, cakes, pizzas.
>>64150276
>including Rose in the shoop
gjwd
>>64150303
nice samefag proxy switch
>>64150254
saucy bits from the bible
UFC 189 Conor vs UFC 194 Conor
>not watching old boxing fights until TUF finale main card
>>64150295
Oh man I watched that the other day
6/10 could have been better, could have been worse
McGreggor at the weigh in just now
>>64150298
>>64150258
I'm sorry the idea of an actual man intimidates you. If your body can get down to 145lbs without cutting off a limb, you wouldn't not be a physical match for me. I don't care how long they've been doing mma.
i cant unsee the fact that these guys are so weak? i can pick any fat construction worker from the street and he would throw aldo and mcgregor around
>>64150324
Even his hair looks shittier.
>>64150273
What did they mean by this?
>>64150279
i will give you that one, 100% true and truth.
color me suprised i didn't think about that one.
>>64150324
The left literally looks like a guy in his 40's desperately trying to be like Connor
Like a cosplayer or some shit
>>64149538
Several of your murdered politicians would say otherwise, isn't that true?
>>64150108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFo2uiwjIJQ
>>64150326
Frank Grillo from Kingdom is in the second one, only good character in it
>>64150325
Fuck off Jack Slack
>>64150324
>meth, not even once.
Also when did he get his name tatted on himself in ms publish tier font? What a fucking trashy nig.
>>64150325
>not watching stephen curry go 24-0 starting at 7:30 PM EST
>>64150324
Knowing that you HAVE to fight Aldo is one hell of a drug
>>64150256
to je to
my body is ready !
>>64150342
wait a minute I meant the right
>>64150324
>what you see on the cover
>what you actually get
>>64150256
Not the guy you're replying to.
Ali u koliko ce sutra kod nas ovo da bude?
I je l' ce da bude neki stream? Video sam da ovaj ufc.tv se placa.
Question
Now that the fighters have made the weight cut can they now go off and stuff their faces before the fight so they can have energy for the fight or will their weights be recorded again before/after the fight
>>64150350
but muh jersey joe
>>64150000
I just got home and see this. Based Jose
>>64150368
I actually thought it was a cosplayer for a moment at first.
Why I'll never cheer for Sage ever again: He stole Bendo's song.
>>64150377
They must weigh themselves every hour from now on.
>>64149558
Siver has been "basic as fuck" for a decade, Tyler.
>>64150392
Christfags gonna christ
>>64150377
They spend the next 24 hours rehydrating as much weight back by drinking fluids since they drained as much water weight as they could to make the required weight.
Most of them are going to gain 10-15 lbs in pure water weight before tomorrow.
>>64150324
I'd like to see him fight for once weighing 145 pounds. I'd heem his delusional/dehydrated ass.
You guys are all going to be so buttmad tomorrow when Jose loses.
You're all caught up in this 'stop the hype' meme following Ronda's destruction.
>>64150377
>
these potato fuckers are hopefully gone after tomorrow. they literally dont care about mma.
>>64150238
upload dot ee/image/2369430/scare17 dot swf
>>64150377
no more weighing
they can not only stuff their faces, but also do a certain amount of water intravenously.
>>64150340
McGregor looks rustled as fuck with Aldo just being there.
>>64150377
pretty much, but it's mostly stuff like fruit and things that'll get their waterweight up.
>>64150374
vo 7 i 15 e edgar vs mendes, a nedela vo 5 sabajle e aldo vs conor
za stream neznam, zasega ovoj ke go koristam http://zunox.hk/
>>64150377
yea, McGreggor probably rehydrates to 170+ after weighing in at 145.
In boxing occasionally they will have limits on how much people can gain after the weigh in, but generally there are no limits
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/One-Championship-Flyweight-Jianbing-Yang-Dies-Following-Weighins-97009
this is Conors future
>>64150410
Why would we?
>>64150294
>She wouldn't have gone stupidly striking and widly throwing punches
But that's literally all she's ever done. She got cleanly boxed on the feet by Meisha fuck Tate of all people until Tate hoped in the pocket and was thrown and subbed.
It had nothing to do with her attitude, she just wasn't skilled enough to take out Holm. Could've been as calm as possible, she wasn't closing that distance without those straights fucking her shit up.
>>64150324
>doot
>doot
>>64150377
usually like 1 cup of water every 40 minutes or so and eat a good meal that isnt too big
>>64150377
Some states used to have two weigh-ins, I think it was like 24 and 12 hours before... but nowadays it's one weigh-in 24 hours before, so now they'll be rehydrating. They used to be allowed to use IV bags to rehydrate, so imagine plugging 2 1-litre bags of those in and absorbing the entire contents of them into your body. Now they have to do that orally, and potentially rectally too.
rogan accidentally mixed a Viagra into his alpha brain tablets baka
>>64149648
grow up, schoolboy
>>64149558
Siver took McShitter down. A literal kick boxer took him down.
>>64150374
Jebote, koliko srba odjednom, haha. Počinje otp oko 12/1 ujutru. Može da se otegne ali obično prelims počnu do 2. Uvek bude neki stream. Dobro ti je linkovao makedonac, koristi zunox, to je ok mesto. Ili probaj firstrow. To ti je dobar rule of thumb.
A ako nećeš da piratuješ onda treba da pljuneš oko 50ak evra za PPV.
>>64150416
Based. Thanks.
>>64150455
He was throwing a kick and got caught off balance desu
>>64150442
>H-Honey what the fuck are you doing??!!
>just rehydrating rectally dear
>>64150422
>mfw I thought his name was Jianbing Yang Dies at first.
>>64150422
can't they just stick to a comfortable weight, and do whatever division that puts them in? +5 lbs on opponent isn't that big of a deal.
>>64150417
rehydration clauses are almost never imposed.
Honestly don't know why.
Also 25 lbs is pretty insane . It's more than likely 165ish that he rehydrates too.
>>64149696
I've seen that face before but from wher— Oh that's right.
So how many inches is Joe?
Will Aldo take McGregor down
>>64150442
they're not allowed to do iv at all? or just a certain max cc limit like boxing.
>>64150330
Now he will rehydrate up to 165 and take the belt.
>>64150416
This is the worst stream you clowns fall for it every time
>>64149696
THE CHRIS
>>64150498
At least 7
Can he get it done?
>>64150506
Banned. People can use IVs to mask blood doping
>>64150470
yea mate, that is part of the takedown game.
>>64150295
PROFESSIONAL HOT CHICKS
time for a 2 hour power nap
>>64149696
thank mr chris
>>64150522
I think he is going to take Weidman down early and outgrapple him
>>64150498
According to Callen and Schaub he is packing heavy fire.
Still one hour before prelims?
:_;
>>64150509
>implying i can find a better one
if you could share a better one it would be nice tbpqh familia
>>64150493
>making me remember the goofy cosplayer
thank god there's fights tonight or I wouldn't be sleeping
>>64150522
Only Jones can beat wiedman
>>64150509
It amazes me how people constantly ask for streams. Use google for 5 minutes and you'll find plenty of HD ones.
Conor looked great at the weigh ins
>>64150457
>ako neces da piratujes
kek, baci pogled na zastavicu
>>64150472
>mfw imagining Rockhold with a funnel up his ass standing on his head while DC pours jugs of water into his ass from a step ladder.
>>64150340
Conor gonna lose, he's in over his head. Meme dies soon.
>>64150522
Someone has to lose and it wont be Weidman
how do they test for IV usage
>>64150522
with ease desu
>>64150475
>+5 lbs on opponent isn't that big of a deal.
Yes it fucking is. And we're not talking about 5 pounds in difference here, Rafael Dos Anjos walks around at about 190 pounds, good luck finding him when you naturally weigh 155 pounds.
what's the point of weigh-ins if people just re-hydrate a large amount...?
>>64150544
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/
Only thing they're good for really
>>64150340
>m..maybe if i shout pussy he'll let me win
Well lads I am going to MMA class nice weigh-ins tbqh
>>64150540
wat
>>64150548
>HD
No, they don't exist. Only acestreams one are HD.
>>64150410
Would you not be better off out on the streets trying and failing to stop the daily 1000 rapes of your women by muslim invaders because you dont have any fighters and dont belong here
>>64150551
Haha, touché. Onda na zunoxu prati grmljavinu sutra.
>>64150543
Stay strong my Mongolian friend, we will make it to the prelims; and from there it's clear sailing
>>64150566
*fighting him
>>64150564
some guy hides in their hotel room and watches through the closet.
>>64150568
Delete this
>>64150597
>my dream job
>>64150564
plastic in your blood
>>64150564
They can detect the particulates of the plastic bag that IV fluids are contained in.
>>64150324
Looks more shredded this time round.
>>64149696
TY based The Chris
>>64150568
good at getting streams taken down probably
>>64149931
that's creepy af
>>64150567
Because weight classes.
>>64150568
same shit az zunox
>>64150625
>this is what potatoes really think
that fucking feminist piss anyone else off?Always complaining about women and trying to infiltrate lad only places and giving out we
arent sensitive enough. Imagine mma was followed 90% by women, and a young leonardo dicaprio was
champ the women would literally rape him. theyre way worse
>>64150284
Aldo was ice cold. Chad was jumping around everywhere.
>>64150652
Fuck off Mcdonnell
>>64150258
Am I the only one who saw Maia alpha male-ing on him at the exit. Nelson wanted to walk out and Maia was like 'nah I'mma go out first' and Nelson just stand there looking lifeless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
its here!
Weight cut so bad it turns you into a different person overnight.
>>64150648
Well it might be the lighting, but from that picture he obviously does.
>>64150672
for fucks sake when will you autists stop with this amateur psychology bullshit
>>64150138
>Literally any fighter welterweight or above
>being scared of manlets
Big PPVs always draw in stupid people like these.
>>64150707
I'm not saying it will have any effect on the fight, I just thought it was funny Makedonijaman.
>>64150002
MFW casuals finding meaning in this like high school girls playing with a Ouija board.
>>64150690
Mcgregor will tear aldo up just from the range he has. He'll do a mendes and try to take him down once he knows he cant out strike him but will get finished at the beginning of the second. I'm calling it.
>>64150690
I'm 185lbs atm, i'd love to see how shredded i'd look if I cut down to 155lbs
>>64150020
Weird. I've been watching since Oritz-Shamrock 1 and never considered watching weigh-ins. Seems like going to the beach to look at men in Speedos - nttawwt if it's your thing. No judgment.
>>64150764
you'd be in a hospital if you cut 30 lbs.
These guys are cutting 10- 15lbs and very, very few fighters are able to cut 20 lbs.
>>64150799
wtf are you talking about, several athletes cut 30 lbs
>>64150799
so what weight class should I aim for then? I can cut weight really easily.
>>64150248
You should abolish your class system, them's me thoughts, innit?
>>64150830
fat people don't count.
>>64150874
This t b h
>>64150190
>Weigh ins can tell you a shit ton about the mind of a fighter and perhaps even the approach they'll take in the fight
so can tea leaves, Charlotte
>>64150343
kek the IRA are some of the biggest pussy "freedom fighters" on the planet
>>64150294
>she wouldn't have gone stupidly striking and wildly throwing punches
If she knows how to do anything else I've never seen it.
she's a shit fighter who made a name by beating soccer moms and waitresses
>>64150957
No they're not, they're animals
>>64150407
that much is true
>>64150409
>You're all caught up in this 'stop the hype' meme following Ronda's destruction.
At least you understand why people are tired of Conor.
>>64150732
You have the same basis to say that Nelson was just being polite to the older gentleman in front of him.
>>64150493
why would you bring that fucking evil here?
>>64150333
aldo would snap your shit up my man
>>64150333
>This faggot
Joanna could probably beat you up for 5 rounds and you wouldn't do shit about it.
>>64150417
>yea, McGreggor probably rehydrates to 170+ after weighing in at 145.
Imagine Conor facing GSP. He would die, round after round of being dominated would destroy his ego and soul. It would be glorious.
And then GSP would offer all sorts of genuine compliments and Conor would die all over again in frustration.
And then GSP would pay for his funeral, and drive his parents to the wake.
>>64150984
nah PLA are animals, FARC are animals... IRA are a bunch of crying pussies who think they are in some 1984 kind of occupation.
>>64151032
>At least you understand why people are tired of Conor.
I guess, but you don't have to pay attention to the media and the memes... You can enjoy the fights with your friends, and don't even have to pay attention to *just* UFC events.
>>64150470
oh, then it shouldn't have counted.
*cringe*
>>64151033
I actually wouldn't be surprised if Nelson is a fedorafag who ends sentences with 'm'lady'
>>64150498
average, just like everyone else.
if you honestly think that was his dick you're an aviator.
>>64150000
THE MEMES, JACK
>>64151084
the guy was making an ass of himself and you offer that?
no female could do shit to any half-experienced guy who seems to be in the 180-200lb range guessing from his comment.
your political correctness is getting the best of you, Tyler.
>>64151260
>Tyler
Was that the best you could really come up with?
>>64150000
even the weigh-in girls are laughing at Conor.
poor potato, he's no Bono however hard he tries
>>64151260
If you have no technique, no training, just your weight and muh height you'll just get beaten up by anyone, just like that fat soccer mom getting KO'D webm.
>>64150652
>>64150652
>Imagine mma was followed 90% by women, and a young leonardo dicaprio was
>champ the women would literally rape him. theyre way worse
protip: women don't really care much for sex mate, beyond it being a tool of attraction and manipulation.
Im so hyped gois jesus. I hope everyone wins <3
>>64151356
agreed, I'm assuming anyone shooting their mouth off like that knows how to fight...but actually that's kind of stupid of me, guess I forgot I was online
lel
Is there a Fight companion on tonight?
>>64151456
the most brutal KO I've ever seen was some 5'6 160 pound guy one punch a 6'5 260+ guy over a free game of pool at some dive bar in ballard, wa.
he landed face down on the pool table and last time I was there the giant blood stain was still on the felt 4 years later
