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Upcoming MMA events:
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Q&A w/ Holly Holm (4pm est): https://youtu.be/KzZPKZS1_Fc
194 weigh in (6pm est): https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Frankie Edgar (145.5) vs. Chad Mendes (146)
Ryan Hall (155) vs. Artem Lobov (155)
Edson Barboza (155.5) vs. Tony Ferguson (156)
Evan Dunham (156) vs. Joe Lauzon (155.5)
Tatsuya Kawajiri (146) vs. Jason Knight (145)
Julian Erosa (155) vs. Marcin Wrzosek (155)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Konstantin Erokhin (230) vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (263)
Ryan LaFlare (171) vs. Mike Pierce (170.5)
Geane Herrera (125) vs. Joby Sanchez (126)
Chris Gruetzemacher (156) vs. Abner Lloveras (155)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
1st for drunk irish fans
In for heemspeak with the bros
Will this sport ever see a-level athletes?
Might finally see Frankie get finished, or else he'll out pace Chad for a decision/late stoppage. Smaller cage could help Mendes catch Edgar.
I'm gonna go with Mendes via KO. Edgars recoverability is proven but Chad hits harder than Gray Maynard
just saw the dude from ONE died after his weight cut. holy shit
>Americans being unable to handle the banter as usual
when will we get a Miesha Q&A
>>64147830
>Shitposting in real life
>Banter
>Would you sign my belly?
based Holly
>>64147824
Chad doesn't have the pace to threaten Frankie, if he does catch him its going to have to be early in the fight or he's going to be fucking tired to do anything.
are all Irish people riddled with some form of autism?
>>64147830
>defending the irish
OOOH VAH MOHERRRR
>>64147837
when do we get a meisha nude?? is a better question to ask
>>64147830
>drunk Irish "fans" being lewd to Holly
kek lad
#andNEW
>>64147855
*alcoholism
>>64147830
>banter
>drunk faggots at 1pm
>>64147845
>shitposting IRL
That is banter lad
You wouldn't last 5 minutes on a night out
Are Native Americans as annoying as Indigenous Australians?
>>64147868
>That kuck who was like, "How freaky are you preacher's daughter xD?"
this is just awful
LOL these guys have no respect senpai desu
>>64147872
Wouldn't want to set foot on your inbred island fampai.
OOOO VAH MOHEEEHHHHHH
OOOO VAH MOHEEEHHHHHH
TRAINWRECK
holy fuck this guy
what a fucking trainwreck
why dana
>>64147824
>Chad hits harder than Gray Maynard
Really you measured their punching power? Got clocked by both of them?
Holly should have held the Q&A in the octagon and heem every single cringy cunt
>this cringe inducing drunk chief slur-a-word
>this douche bag sup baby girl
>these fucking retarded Irish turds
Fucking hell, I slipped a disk cringing at this shit.
>mma "fans"
>ayyy baby you free tonight? xD
>She's married
>being a woman in MMA
kill me
what the fuck is going on
why
I was cheering against Paige but I felt quite bad after she was all emotional after the beatdown. She didn't make any excuses and looked like a genuinely nice person.
>>64147879
Do you find Paige VanZant and Cody Garbrant annoying? Then yes.
lmao
>you're too good to be true
that fucking stud irishman singing, how cna you not like these people
fucking incredible
>MMA "fans"
>Irish """""""""""people""""""""""""""'''
>the state of this Q&A
>Ireland
this is an amazing trainwreck.
>>64147926
She's that emotional when she wins too. Kailin was bawling like a bitch as well.
>this q&a
this French fuck
this guy needs to die
Post yfw connor gets btfo
FUCK ISIS
TEAM AMERICA
I'm getting second hand embarrassment watching this.
>>64147879
Not even close. Native Americans are practically Asian.
Feminist BTFO
ISIS BTFO
damn this feminist is hot
FEMINIST QT BTFO
ISIS BTFO
>fuck isis
>team america
>That guy flipping off the camera
Seriously?
>Beatles guy mocked jesus
>got killed
>McGregor mocked jesus
What's going to happen?
>Irish """""""People"""""""
>ever telling anyone you watch mma
I blame americans for this trainwreck
IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6239855
http://strawpoll.me/6239855
http://strawpoll.me/6239855
How is Jon Jones gonna cut down to LHW? He's swole as fuck now.
Who is the chick running the Q&A?
Wtf are these Irish guys saying? These accents are incomprehensible.
Ireland seriously get ur shit together fa ms
fucking AMAZING
I actually like these irish lads desu
>Artem Lobov in the co main
Wait, didn't he lose his first fight on the show?
what a shitshow
>>64148007
Olivia whasserface
>>64148006
he has no legs.
>>64148006
protip: he isnt
dont let his insta pic fool you
That was kind of cringe worthy but great at the same time
>>64148007
Megan Benavidez
>>64148006
>that flat back on the bench
paralympic lifters actually have better bench press form than powerlifters
That was epic! Holy shit these fans are pumped!
>95% of the Irish fans asking questions were already plastered.
>>64148016
He lost a close split decision in the qualifiers, Dana pulled some shit about bringing back one fighter for each team and then he'd cut the person with the shittiest win from the semis. Artem was brought back, and KOd everyone on his way to the final.
P4P GOAT Q and A
>>64148039
go away Dana
>>64148016
Yes, but he won next three in a row by knockout
>>64148031
exactly how my imaginary girlfriend describes our sex life
>>64148041
>bringing back one fighter for each team and then he'd cut the person with the shittiest win
...so he cut a winning fighter in order to bring back a fighter who lost? Correct me if I'm wrong, but a shitty win is better than a "good" loss.
i-is heembro who was there still alive?
That was actually really good
A couple of embarrassing shitters that made me mute the audio but there's been so much worse Q&As
FS1 weigh in coverage starts in 7 bings.
They managed to be more awkward than Sage.
>Ha. Ha. No John was joking. I am able to use the Internet for school work. That is funny. Ha Ha.
Preelims when?
This weigh in is gonna be bonkers lads
Those Megan Olivi remarks after every question are so awkward.
>>64148067
No, he brought back one fighter for each team, then way later after everyone had their first fights he cut the person who had the least impressive win. That person came back because a dude got injured but actually lost to Artom.
I'm not explaining it well but basically Artom proved he belonged in there by the end.
>>64148038
Well duh, he can't fucking arch his back because he's paralyzed from the midsection down.
>MMA fans
BOOOOO
HISSSS
HIIIISSSSSSS
>>64148038
>flat back on the bench
>good form
snap city
>>64148088
she is very self conscious and I get the impression she has uncommon (but not necessarily strange) views on life and feels that they are challenged with every question at these Q&As
she's kinda similar to a 4chan autist tbqh
>>64148088
She handles it better than most people would to be honest. Jesus Christ what a pack of retards.
>>64148101
>Guy has to cut half his body weight to make 155
>why wont he pay attention to me
Some people
>>64148101
I don't believe it.
>>64148101
Good job Sage will never see this because he forbidden from using the internet.
>>64148109
He wasn't paralyzed at the start of that lift.
I LOVE YOU BABY
>>64148113
>megan
>very self conscious
very self conscious people don't leave their bedroom
>>64148113
What do you think he strange views are?
anygood free streaming sites for this fight guys?
>>64148088
Her job is to deal with retarded fans asking stupid questions so she has to shut them down in some form or another.
Never 4get
>>64148154
Where are her boobs?
>HEY BABYGIRL
>I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU'RE DOING LATER TONIGHT?
>CAN YOU SAY "HOO - VAI MORRER!"?
Aldo's camp just tweeted that he has made weight with no issues so there you go
>>64148136
>projecting this hard
>>64148145
I wouldn't know specifically but I think it will be something like hardcore christianity and she spends her life being forced to interact with these heathens.
The problem is she is torn between hating/disassociating with these people for having different views, and trying to fit in with the crowd due to her lack of self esteem.
It's a pretty wild combo I know one chick like it. It's why she struggles to be witty but at the same time insta snaps when someone says something that triggers her
>>64147879
Native Americans barely even exist. Imagine if all abos were gone except those annoying cunts who claim to be 1/16th abo on their grandmas side for benefits.
>>64148146
Dana pls go
>>64148160
theyre called itty bitties nethersbro
>>64148088
what she is married to that lil midget in the 125 lb division... holy shit
>>64148101
>no
"I am sorry sir I can't at the moment maybe another time sir."
>>64148028
this
look at his powerlifting videos, he's bigger than he was but he still looks pretty skinny
>>64148173
Describing Megan Olivi as very self conscious is literally retarded.
>>64148189
Cause he has more personality than your lanklet ass
>>64148194
"Maybe if you came down to Houston, Texas I could sign a whole box of things for you sir".
>>64148206
yes I'm sure it's "literally retarded" you fat slob
>>64148115
>>64148152
Well yeah you guys are right on that. I don't know I would probably be more patronizing towards some of these retards, but yeah that's maybe why I shouldn't have a job like that.
>>64148208
im sure of it
First of all who is Chael Sonnen?
>>64148154
I thought seeing her get the shit beaten out of her was going to be satisfying but by the end I was just feeling sorry for her.
>>64148212
"Call my dad sir or Mr.White sir or send me a letter
to reach me sir."
>>64148246
the greatest fighter to ever retire undefeated
>>64148246
Shit tier fighter
>>64148246
He's very self conscious.
Is there a decent amount of time between the prelims and the weigh ins?
Need to watch yesterdays main card
>>64148246
stupid donkey
>>64148101
>grown men asking for autographs
>>64148268
2 bongs between start times. Easily enough time if you just watch the he fights and skip the filler.
>i'm going to this card next week
>it's going to be a shit main event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvGth20GH4w
>>64148283
Ta m8, was going through it but had other shit to do on my PC so was barely paying attention. Saw the first fight though
Thought it'd be best to just leave it till after the weigh ins
>>64148276
That's right Jay!
>>64148247
This is the appeal of WMMA. An injured female stirs all kinds of male emotions.
>>64148276
You have to be a real piece of garbage to bother someone for an autograph.
>>64148332
sheem sleepy
>>64148276
well he runs a huge autograph/memorabilia store on ebay
i'm not sure if that makes it more or less terrible to ask
>>64148332
I feel like I am going to be sick
>>64148332
Did you see how weirdly intense Rose was going in?
She looked like a fucking killer. I want her to fight JJ.
>>64148332
Did Rose fight that woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9rJxuUuz1k
>>64148349
>I want her to fight JJ
JJ would light her up
>>64148343
Fucking scumbuckets
Miesha was right to stop signing shit
>tfw the lads are weighing in and I've got bread to go with my noodles
feels podgy man
>>64148332
looks like my mom
>>64148369
I know, but Rose's grappling is so slick yet Joanna has good TDD and is good off her back.
It's such an interesting fight to think about. Fuck man SW has become so fucking good.
>>64148390
>interesting
JJ is the 115 GOAT
She is going to rekt everyone
>>64148385
Yeah, she does.
>>64148390
>Joanna has good TDD
Valerie took her down.
>>64148385
yeah i know
>>64148401
she's retiring soon bud she literally said it herself, she started fighting when she was 16
Friendly /heem/inder Mighty Mouse unironically said he thinks PVZ would beat Joanna Champion
who /ryan hall/ here?
>>64148343
that proves that the guy is a huge prick
I could get a pic with DC if i wanted to but i dont like DC
>>64148408
Yeah, she did.
Joanna's TDD is still great though.
>>64148101
>>64148343
Based Sage.
>"No problem sir, who should I make it out to? What's your child's name?"
>"Just sign your name"
>"Why-"
>"Come on kid just sign your name"
>"I don't feel comfortable with that sir. Sorry I can't"
>"Piece of shit, all I wanted was for him to sign my glove"
>>64148415
so did Vegas
>>64148426
I DARE YOU to say "hey pussy you still there?"
>>64148343
Of course the guy would be a prick. Sage has probably been told not to do shit like that and this cunt is butthurt he couldn't make money off of him.
>>64148426
>>64148450
Do it
It's not like he'll do shit to you
>>64148428
it's great considering she started MMA in 2012
girls like rose need to train with her coach
>>64148366
lel
>>64148459
Yeah do it you'll be a big man and we'll all respect you
>>64148343
Why is Sage so based lads
biggest weight cut heem has had?
>>64148446
did he borrow that suit from his nephew's first holy communion?
>>64148415
I wish Mighty Mouse would just go away, just retire you gay little niglet. I dont want to ever see him fight, hear what he has to say, or see his stupid face ever again. P4P biggest faggot in the ufc.
>>64148482
i lost 5 lbs after taking a shit once
>>64148482
600lbs
>>64147983
>>64147980
>Isis
wtf happened this time?
>>64148485
I'm not a big fan of him either.
>so content to win decisions he didn't go for a finish on Horiguchi until it was the last ten seconds and his corner was screaming that the armbar was there
fuggen lel
>>64148485
He looks like a more feminine version of Carla Esparza
>>64148482
your mom milked me for a solid 3lbs one night
I'm watching the Q&A now. Only 4:15 in but this is cringy as fuck. Is there anything worth seeing or can I skip it?
>>64148482
8 pounds for wrastlin
>>64148459
My coach said to Vitor Belfort.
"Everybody is ducking you bro"
Can someone please explain to me why ronda is still ranked higher pound for pound than holly despite being fucking decapitated? ??
>>64148482
150 to 120
>>64148508
A feminist was asking a question and this random nigger behind her leaned in and said FUCK ISIS
Then Holly just sort of blew off the feminist's bullshit about not getting respect or something
It was pretty great
Bisping is a gentleman id love to meet
>>64147990
>>Beatles guy mocked jesus
what?
THANK YOU ROSE
>>64148482
> went on holiday recently
> last hooker I bought was a 110 lb blond spinner
> one before her was 220 lb black bruiser
that's 110 lbs in 3 hours
>>64148525
maybe because shes been dominant for years? you cant judge a fighter based on one fight
>>64148525
Rankings (particularly p4p) are a marketing gimmick and not to be taken particularly seriously.
>go to this Jacoby guys Twitter
>retweets some guy saying Sage wasn't fan friendly
>guy is also an autograph seller
Kek. He had Minotauro at his business signing stuff for him. But I'm guessing he wanted Sage to do it for free.
>>64148528
Go meet him family senpai desu
say ahoy popeye
Where's the brit that always knows the preelim start
>>64148539
>'shhhh only dreams now'
>>64148533
John Lennon said the beatles were bigger than Jesus.
>>64148533
Lennon joked that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus. Mark Chapman shot him to death in part because of it.
>>64148533
Was going to give you shit but the only reason I know anything about it was because my dad used to get stoned with his friends and watch Beatles movies and docos anyways
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_popular_than_Jesus
>>64148533
http://www.beatlesbible.com/1966/03/04/how-does-a-beatle-live-by-maureen-cleave/
>>64148528
Mackul Bisspin
>>64148519
>If you could pick 3 fighters to have during a zombie apocalypse, who would you pick
It just keeps getting worse
Best Beatles song incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WQAl5nJWHs
>>64148542
Well holly knocking ronda out would suggest that shes a better fighter...
>>64148579
i cant into time zones senpai
>>64148519
>Crossmeme posters
how well would saitama do at m%a?
>>64148578
>but who would chose?
Jon Jones,Andrei Arvolski,Mighty Mouse tbqh
You get 1 million dollars
BUT
Your whole family gets heemed on television and you have to fight a roided Jones for 5 round and you're physically incapable of getting finished so you have to take the beating
>>64148545
>bringing money into this
>sells autographs
this guy
I hope that dark skinned guy got arrested for mentioning ISIS.
>>64148604
He's be the champ duh
>>64148588
If it was just a knockout I'd argue that's debatable, but the manner Holm beat Rousey made it pretty clear who the better fighter was
>>64148525
p4p is a meme in the ufc
>>64148519
>Kenya
>8 pounds for wrastlin
>1/10 of body weight cut
>has to breath intensely for 2 weeks to regain the lost weight.
>>64148332
wtf why? Did the blonde think it was boxercise? this is so sad
>>64148613
he would be charged with a hate crime in britain for interrupting the feminist
>>64148525
Because rankings don't work the way you think they do.
>>64148634
Why do you Muricans put feminism issues on us? You guys honestly have it way worse and most of it stems from Murica anyway.
>>64148639
Never seen that happen in Boxing.
Further proof MMA is a joke
>>64148525
Same reason Conor is on there and why Sage is gonna make it there sooner or later.
>>64148660
Enjoy Ronda Rousey on the front page m8
>>64148605
Which one do you plan to fuck?
>>64148632
That promotion would basically pay untrained people to fight, they ended up catching shit for it and now they signed with some sanctioning body or something
Makes you wonder about some of those early r1 KOs you see on random records on Sherdog
>>64148605
>Mighty Mouse
For what purpose. I would pick Jon, Tim Kennedy, and Conor (so he could teach me mewvment techniques to avoid the zombies)
>>64148647
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3355275/Tyson-Fury-summoned-meet-British-Boxing-chiefs-new-year.html
we both have it bad bro
>>64148332
post more of these please
What is the ultimate martial art?
>>64148660
Pretty sure the ranking system doesn't work "Oh you beat this guy/dude therefore you take their place on the list" Points are involved, and I'm sure Ronda got a lot of points for finishing people early.
>>64148680
wrestling sadly
>>64148680
Krav Maga
It's built for the streets bro, too deadly for competition
>we all have a friend who thinks like this
>>64148680
Ufc
>>64148674
Mighty Mouse could do some cool shit considering how small he is like climb through vents and shit.
>>64148680
>movement
>>64148677
>dailyMail
I know your point still stands but I'll never understand why so many seem to link that shit tier "news" source here
>>64148692
>almost spiking yourself
Fuck Rose
>>64148612
>$40 event programs
ufc pls
>>64148714
she sure looks natty, no roid gut or anything
>>64148688
>no striking
>no submissions
>teaches bad habits like giving up your back
>>64148709
it's usually the first result to be honest
i actually thought about it before i posted it, but went ahead with it because in hopes that it would piss a brit off
>>64148714
disgusting roid gut
>>64148734
what is greco roman
Strike, evade. Strike, press. Strike, mewv.
>>64148734
>Be elite wreslter
>Become UFC champ
It's happened like 50 times
>>64148712
>not knowing a flying armbar
Do you even have a stripe on your belt yet desu
or do you wrastle wit yer white buddies
>>64148739
>in hopes that it would piss a brit off
Oh so you're at least aware it's terrible?
Most anons don't seem to be, even though one glance at the site should be enough to tell you that anyway.
>>64148734
>>no submissions
>>64148751
I know a flying arm bar
But she almost spiked herself you mong
Hoping for some good mewvment memes this Weekend
>zombie apocalypse
criiiinge
>>64148714
>roid gut with no real gains anywhere else
>ayyyy.png
>>64148781
yeah there's one in the main event!
>>64148787
Her vagina muscles #waifutoday?
>NEW EMBEDDED
NEW EMBEDDED
>NEW EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>64148801
this trick doesn't work on 4chins anymore
>>64148801
wew lad
>15 minutes
ALMOST TIME LADS
>>64148712
>Fuck Rose
I wish tbqh
>>64148787
>with no real gains anywhere else
Are you blind?
>>64148562
you usually do get killed when you tell the truth
>>64148760
of course
>>64147879
nope. I don't even think I've seen one in my entire life.
Not counting me because as a hispanic I'm a native/white mutt so I don't think that counts.
FUCK ISIS
TEAM AMERICA
>>64148801
What is this? 2007?
>>64148741
>>64148787
roid gut isnt even caused by steroids dummy
>>64148781
I've got a mewvment meme for you
>McGregor can beat Aldo
>>64148743
Greco still has those problems
>>64148749
yeah because they learnt MMA not pure wrestling
>>64148762
Wrestling doesnt. Barely anyway some headlock neckcranks and stuff but the objective is to pin not submit
based dinner taking up 40 mins of my time
weigh ins almost here senpaitachi
>>64148829
why do lesbos wanna be boys when the dont even like boys?? I hate seeing a girl with a guy haircut like that
GIB LINK
>>64148845
>yeah because they learnt MMA not pure wrestling
Yes but it's the best base to have you mong
Claudia can't get big she needs to cut to 115
>>64148842
Are you the guy who lifts but can't even bench 350 pounds?
>yfw jose has gone runnin'
>>64148845
So you're saying DC and Weidman don't know submissions?
>>64148578
Do you have girls this cute in Kenya?
>>64148829
I'd have sexual intercourse with the female on the left, if you know what i mean.
FUCK ISIS
TRUMP 2016
>>64148854
well the guy said that wrestling is the Ultimate Martial Art
Not the best base to begin MMA with. Thats a different conversation
>>64148862
Because they learnt Jiu Jitsu when doing MMA
>>64148845
BJJ wins tbqh
Conor is already planning his 155 run for when he loses tomorrow
>>64148861
his camp tweeted him at 145 about 2 hours ago
Believe it or not, the best mma 'base' is kickboxing.
>>64148852
because their brains are like men's in certain ways, hence they're sexually attracted to women
>>64148696
>>we all have a friend who thinks like this
I agree. Annoying too
>>64148853
ufc.com
>>64148877
The ultimate martial art would the be the best one to have as the base for mma since mma is the culmination of all martial arts
ergo wrestling is the best
>>64148861
>that pic
Fucking casuals.
https://youtu.be/Vl_eILs66ZQ?t=4m18s
>>64148893
nah
wing-chun senpai
>>64148714
that steroid gut
Dana white has declared his support to Donald trump.
>>64148880
Against pure wrestling absolutely
>>64148902
in that case MMA is the ultimate martial art because it has everything.
>>64148893
Muay thai
>>64148893
How many kick boxing champs we have fampai?
>Grappling champs
>Dos Anjos
>Weidman
>DC
>Werdum
>MM
>>64148865
Few. Some colonists from Europe came over and fucked the women here, so there are some mixed qts.
Weigh ins are soon. I wonder how much McGregor will get in Aldo's face, or if he will be calm because he dropped so much weight and is in skeltal mode. (This post is now MMA related.)
>>64147879
Grand majority of whites don't deal with Native Americans in the US dude, they're all segregated like the rest of our minority groups.
Post yfw Aldo trips up the stairs at the weigh-ins and breaks his rib
>>64148915
>in that case MMA is the ultimate martial art because it has everything.
Well no because the issue with mma if you are a jack of all trades and a master of none
>>64148893
I'd agree with that, but to be able to utilize the striking game you have to be certain that you can remain on the feet.
A kickboxer that is scared of the ground will do a shit job at striking and will get out-struck by a wrestler that is confident that he can take the fight where ever he can.
Freestyle wrestling is the best base, and the most useless style in MMA.
Jose Aldo will not make weight
My uncle is working backstage and saw Aldo's team in a panic after he stepped on the scale
>>64148933
If an MMA guy fights a boxer he takes him down and finiushes him
If an MMA fighter fights a Wrestler he taps him from his back
>>64148696
>we all have a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3AzARAbV1c
>>64148842
who mentioned steroids
post yfw we'll see Rockhold's body soon
you guys think they'll be heat at the weigh ins between Conor and Aldo or will it be like the ress conference and be tame?? I kinda think Conor is done talking and is just going to whip ass
>>64148922
How many really good kickboxers have really switched to MMA? A few?
If more Holly Holm caliber kickboxers wanted to switch to MMA at a young time, they could easily come dominate. Most people panic when they can't find their way into range or get takedowns.
>>64148949
Oh man I just lost the game
It's been years
>>64148923
she's cute. would marry 8/10
>>64148959
i'm not a Rockhold fan but he is built like a fucking statue
>>64148927
>tfw Aldo dies back at the hotel tonight after a bad weight-cut
>>64148926
Actually I think 90% of Native Americans are now in Canada.
>>64147871
It's 5 o'clock somewhere lad
>>64148949
LOLL
Alright, post ur McGregor shenanigan predictions
>he will touch Aldo as much as possible
>he will scream in Aldo's face
>draped in Irish flag?
5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES
>>64148978
>i'm not a Rockhold fan
Why? He's awesome
>>64148959
zipper abs should be banned
>>64148987
He will just stick his tongue out and yell a bunch of stupid shit. Won't be anything too crazy.
>ywn see Tyrone Spong in the UFC
Just heem me up senpai
>>64148922
>>64148893
>>64148920
>WSW
Muay Thai
>FLW
Wrestling
>BW
Wrestling, but he's really only dominant because of his Monkey Style
>WBW
Boxing
>LW
BJJ
[spoiler]steroids[/spoiler]
>WW
Wrestling and Kickboxing
>MW
Wrestling
>LHW
Wrestling
>HW
BJJ
>>64148987
He will crawl on all four on the stage, like a panther.
How many bing bongs till the prelims?
>>64148990
I think you mean 5 seconds
I know a lot of you feel invested in the outcome of these fight. Just remember, keep it loose, keep playful. This is a weekend of heems and memes supreme. Nice and light.
>>64148987
he will act calm and gently shake aldo's hand.
>you are now aware that Conor is now aware he actually has to fight Jose fucking Aldo
>>64148926
My town has three reservations around it and a bunch of natives. The town is trying to make us care about their language by putting it up everywhere but it's a waste of knowledge desu. The native kids all try to act black and play basketball and blast rap music from their shitty cars.
On the plus side there are a few casinos nearby that often host MMA fights but I'm not a big enough Fight Fan to watch angry skinheads and poser native trash
>>64149008
>>HW
>BJJ
I don't recall Bork, Fedor, Couture, Cain, or JDS using much BJJ
I was wrestling today and there was that girl. I swear on me mum's m8 that ass on her was unreal. She is one of those who store all their body fat in ass and tits. That shit was divine. RL high test moment.
Thanks for reading lads. Don't forget to like and subscribe.
>>64148997
Not him but Rockhold just says the most annoying things. He can sure fight but he's still a tool when it comes to media
I hate belfort but i'd love for him to get a Rockhold rematch and KO him with another kick to the head just for the endless QQing after
>>64148987
He'll get the crowd to chant about his gf looking like a man 100%
>>64149015
ahah oh wow
>>64147785
>kawajiri
Like, THE kawajiri?
Mcgregor will not be in zen mode he will be crazy and hyped up, you heart it here first
I CAN'T HANDLE THE HYPE LADS
Is the weigh in not going to be on Youtube?
WHEN HOE SAY'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
MARK MY WORDS IT WILL BE A FIRST ROUND KO
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
no
>>64149009
there will be some kind of mewvment definitely
>rollie pollies?
>>64149044
Here's the link for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUpgAVwrXE
>>64149044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUpgAVwrXE
>>64149044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUpgAVwrXE
>>64149039
EIRE! EIRE!!!
>>64149044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUpgAVwrXE
here n8
>>64149044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUpgAVwrXE
>>64149035
I guess so, didn't know he was still a thing.
what are the odds Conor does a cartwheel during the fight
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YE?
ryan will easily beat lobov tonight
>>64148067
he did it to please mcgoobor because artem is conors lover and partner in both training and life.
>>64149056
>for free
dana, you're spoiling us
HERE WE GO
>>64149020
Fedor and Cain both got beat by someone who did.
>>64148714
>dat roid gut
>>64149035
yes
>>64149085
JDS and Reem humiliated Werdum IIRC
>>64149074
He retardedly stood with Saul for a round to try and prove a point, so idk mang
I hope Hall wins though, even if he did fail in the qualifiers. Funny that an autist had the most personality on the show (or maybe was tied with Tom Gallichio but he was shit)
HAPPENING
>>64149095
tbf that uppercut would have heemed anyone on the planet
Are you a swagger, /heem/?
I propose the nickname Chris "Redfield" Wideman, or simply Chris Redfield.
>who /swagger/ here?
Chad will win tonight.
Frankie is going to get finished
WHAT'S A KING TO A GOD
>>64149085
Meet me at sea-level, not at altitude and see what happens
>Weedmans daughter already shadow boxing better than Rhonda Housey
THE MIKE TYSON OF HER DIVISION
>>64149109
What's he got to do with Resident Evil?
WHATS A GAWD TO A NON BELEEVAAAA
TEARS ON THE ... FUCK OFF JAY-Z
>>64149111
Get it? So get it.
>>64149125
He's American as fuck and punches people, that's all I could come up with.
I need to stop forgetting he exists because he's so boring.
youtube viewers jumped from 4000 to almost 20k within 30 sec.
OH SHIT OG FACE THE PAIN
>>64149123
ELITE STRIKING.
Both of his kids had better hands then Rockhold
RIP IT INTO PIECES
>>64149120
Do you have to watch the stream on 90p?
ALDO MISSES WEIGHT
>>64149120
WHAT'S A GOD TO A NON-BELIEVER?
How long doe weigh ins last? 30 mins? Gotta be somewhere and I don't want to miss mcmemer.
>Starts
>Buffering galore
Just what I wanted
>loser ronda on the cover
>they have a UFC monorail
>>64149157
ufc.com has it and it's not buffering for me plus it's ahead of youtube
>Doesn't introduce the last fat guy
Come on Joe, don't be like that.
Which one of you fags was this?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>court mcmeme
*silence*
>Loser joins Ronda on the cover.
>THAT'S ONNIT
>O-N-N-I-T
How does the UFC allow Joe Rogan to wear his Onnit shirt at every weigh-in?
>>64149120
the actual music video for that song is GOAT
>>64149171
probably Sam Adedokun
ITS FINALLY TIME
I really hate the Irish watching this Q&A, I hope we get to be rid of them once and for all after Mcgoober gets terminated.
BWASIUUUU
>Court Mcgee
muh nigga
>>64149171
Sam Odedokun I think pham
>>64149182
how can you be so sure?
>>64149177
They don't :^)
>>64149186
nah dude, they're great for the sport.
THE TERMINAL MOMENT APPROACHES
>>64149152
u kno it
>>64149157
>live in east africa
>not a second of buffering
ONNIT
ONNIT
Be fuwst ARTEEEEM!
respectful
Makdessi got keked by Cerrone
Yancy got fucking rekt by Dustin
LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
That blonde left of the scale is not pretty enough to be there.
>>64149171
>implying schuab would still be ranked top 5 in the fatoldweight division
Would you take Makdessi in a staring contest /heem/?
dat bulge
>makdessi
>straight eyes
pick one
I don't even believe this is really happening yet.
>>64149208
>>64149206
ONNIT mind!
why is the scale fag such a problem in vegas? they do it in 2 seconds in other locations. i would drop that guy with a hook.
>>64149230
He could take on two people at once
>>64149215
>>64149219
samefag
What weight class is Rogan in, lads?
>>64149237
It's not. Someone will get injured by tomorrow.
The Bull vs The Kek
How much Alpha Brain should I take tonight and tomorrow night, lads?
ugh why do all the fighters look like heroin addicts?
damn Brittney is not even a little bit attractive
I swear this Mufasa guy fought last night
>>64149245
170 and would be a tough cut
>this name pronouncing
wew
>>64149230
is his nick name chameleon?
>>64149246
imagine if Aldo or McG pulled a Randleman and knocked themselves out backstage lel
>WHO /ONNIT/ ???
>>64149245
testosterone/supplement class
>>64149254
>Conur fans
>>64149245
He walks around at 210
"ok now make sure you dont say ALLAH AHKBAR" in the octagon
1, 2 or 3 lads?
>>64149254
its called dehydration
Makdessi is a cool guy.
>>64149265
>pulled a Randleman and knocked themselves out backstage lel
explain
155.5lbs wtf, I weighed that when I was 12
>>64149258
kek, i was thinking the same shit. He looks like the akbar russian
>>64149258
lel i thought the same
>>64149268
Rogan couldn't pass Wal Mart job drug test
>>64149265
>imagine if Aldo or McG pulled a Randleman and knocked themselves out backstage lel
Ok i never heard about this, somebody tell me a tale
>>64149274
3 all day every day
>>64149254
ffs
that guy's six pack, jesus
>>64149274
1,3,2
>>64149257
Chrissy best girl
>>64149245
Alphabrain
Lee vs Sage if Lee wins IMO
>>64148970
Fuck you.
>>64149289
ditto
Lee gonna rekt this kid
why does this guy have a wifi symbol on his chest
where is arianny REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64149252
Go for the "Joe Rogan Experience" anon
5 powdered Alpha Brain™ pills from ONNIT (that's O-N-N-I-T)
2 Oz liquid HGH
2 Oz Vodka
2 Oz Midori (to give it that green Marijuana finish)
And two or three drops of Joes' very own tears from UFC 190
oh god Q&As why, literally a room of drunk retarded Irish tards and the odd extremely awkward American
WOW WHAT A GREAT CROWD!
I LOVE THE IRISH CROWDS!
WOW THE ENERGY
I LOVE IT WHEN THE IRISH ARE IN TOWN
MOTOWN PHENOM
DETROIT PISTONS
>>64149274
3, 1, 2
>Hey man, put your hands down
How does that make a difference to his weight?
>>64149245
>tucks to the left
I have something in common with that manlet
>scale cam
love it
I hope Lee gets heemed into oblivion. I hate him.
keivn lee wants to beat the shit out of sage so bad
>>64149279
Kevin Randleman was headlining a UFC event and ended up knocking himself out backstage and got a concussion and ended up being unable to fight
They just scrapped the fight and didn't even announce it until time for the main lel
>hands down
>appreciate it
Did they tell him to be more polite or something?
>>64149295
Nah
something tells me Anthony Kiedis will be there
Yo man, put your hands down
PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN NI**A
>>64149186
>casual retards
>good for the sport
>>64149245
the fridge class
Are all Brazilians called Santos or something?
>no shake
FAGGOT
Kevin Lee is such an edgelord
>all these shit fights ahead of Medieros/Makdessi
>hold my shirt Gimli
How much does the guy in the blue shirt weigh?
>>64149274
all 3 are disgusting low test skanks
Damn Mike Brown is fucking everywhere.
>>64149338
Santos, Silva, or Alves
This will top 100k viewers when conor comes on the scale
Anyone who walks out wearing headphones at any event is a cocksucker.
Debate me.
Is the IV ban in effect for 194?
pls respond
>>64148539
based thug rose
literally who are all these scrubs
shares the weidman tattoo
Lol, there's the guy who gives Anderson and Jacare their steroids.
The fuck was that
>fires his catapault into the crowd
>brining a slingshot on stage
>>64149361
yes
Was that a fucking slingshot?
>>64149359
>debate me
I'll heem you
>>64149359
what about at le silent disco senpai
Did that nigga just slingshot some shit
Tecia bunda time
NIPPLES
That's a chick!?
Dayum
This Jocelyn fella looks like a proper lad
lesbo rat
Lyburger
So they picked up a mentally challenged person off the street as a replacement for Waterson?
>Lyburger
>is American
it's like pottery
is this battle of the JUST?
>>64149378
Nice. I hope something dramatic happens like Aldo misses weight or McGregor collapses.
>>64149363
a lot of good fights so far scrub
crack whore
>thank you
>>64149397
Nice one.
>>64149384
I mean athletes.
Silent disco yeah do your thing man.
>WMMA somehow still made it onto the card
What is the appeal of watching 115lb women fight? If it was ultimate surrender I would understand.
>>64149359
free money
Worst fight of the night candidate
>Crowd going ham as she undress's
KEK
dat height difference
>>64149281
Thats because you were fat. Also, thats not their real weight you fucking retard.
aiiiyyyy papi
THE IRISH LOVE MUH WAIFU
NEW
THREAD
WHEN
>denied
christ bisbing has a shit tier bong accent
Frankie Science
>>64149383
check my movement neckbeard
>>64149439
No need to get personal.
Was Joe Rogan's brain consumed by marijuana?
CALIFORNIA LOVE DUN DUN DUH DUH DUN DUN DUH DUH
CALIFORNIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY
FRANKIE SCIENCE
ALPHA MANLETS IN THE BUILDING
>>64149450
your women disagree
>>64149438
Height doesn't matter if you're not good.
>Torres left her hanging
IT'S ON NOW
>>64149361
Aldo said fuck the ban, he's IV'ing anyway, so we'll see what comes of that, he's not that big for 145 so he's prob using it as a masking agent for ped's
>faber is on the undercard fighting nobodies
poor faber
>>64149445
everybodies in the stream fuccboi
>good job man
>you will never eat Tecia's ass
>>64149454
the guy pumps loads of unstudied chemicals into his body every day
THEY LOVE FABER
Faber getting Irish love, pretty cool desu
>sunglasses insinde
For a second I thought the fat dude was Joey Diaz. That would have been glorious
>booing Damian Maia
>>64149462
Joe on stage looks like one of these
>Chris "the fluke" Weidman
when is Silva back?
1st for octy girls cream when luke strips
>slow
Silva may have been slower but old Silva was still much quicker than Luke and the Chris kept up to him.
>dogtags
SUPPORT THE TROOPS GUYS
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT BASED ALDO
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