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Upcoming MMA events:
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor (TODAY)
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
UFC 194 weigh-in video: https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE [Embed]
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
Extras:
Edgar vs Mendes post fight press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CZ0fLrZL9o [Embed]
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed]
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y [Embed]
UFC 194 embedded:
Extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8 [Embed]
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8 [Embed]
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE [Embed]
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc [Embed]
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js [Embed]
Episode 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE [Embed]
Episode 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZujfTiYQqd4 [Embed]
14 hours until aldo is put to sleep
Post yfw any of Aldo or McGregor gets knocked out
stream where?
>>64164766
>>64164522
It's been booked in for over a month, before the night was announced, I'm from Manc and know a few people from his gym.
He's too good a talent to throw away, young, covered in tatts, great all round game, good looking and has his "thing" you need for promo which is his nickname Hangman and he takes a noose to fights as a prop. He's everything the UFC needs going forward.
Plus he's easily the best English MMA fighter there has been.
>>64164775
How many times do you think McGregor have said "mevwment" this last couple of days?
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>>64164821
DELETE THIS
>>64164815
portal's pretty handsome desu
>tfw tomorrow it will be over
;_;
>Team Beta Females
yfw meme-kicks McMewvment gets BTFO'd by Aldo.
do irish girls really all have flat butts?
Will dana have a heart attack when the main event is cancelled because due to conor breaking his leg don't those faggot "movement" exercise?
>>64164854
RDA vs Cerrone next week lad
Lads only real fight fans post here, casuals out now
>>64164870
>because due to conor breaking his leg don't those faggot "movement" exercise?
>>64164854
If McGregor wins it won't be over, they'll keep him in the US for the Dos Anjos vs Cerone fight for top banter
>>64164883
Donald trump has been endorsed by Dana and The Chris. He is the official candidate of fight fans.
>>64164883
>2015
>following that idiot clown on twitter
dumb ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S98_ibazdA
one of us
>>64164828
That's what I meant. The prelims start at 3AM over here. We're two hours ahead
>>64164916
>being a cuc
>>64164815
>division's
>'s
autism triggered
Has anyone even been so far as to consider if that McGregs and Aldos are neither the shook and totally focus?
So now the weigh-ins are all said and done, has your opinion changed on who the winner will be?
For example, I always had Ronda winning against Holm, but started to question that after the weigh-in (though my pick didn't change).
>>64151687
>>64151687
Aldo Submission Round 3
Rockhold Decision
Souza Decision
Maia Decision
Holloway Submission Round 3
>>64164916
Shut the fuck up dummy, he is your only chance at making america great again.
Kuk
>>64164942
did anybody on heem even give ronda a chance?
>>64164947
>I'm an irish american
LEMJAO
>>64164909
>The Chris supports him
>uncle Dana supports him
>BTFO Ronda after she lost
This guy is alright in my book
>>64164967
we all knew she'd lose as soon as she faced a really good striker
>>64164947
I enjoy this meme.
Post yfw Mcgregor rips the horseshoe out of Jose's ass
>>64164967
Me. I actually did think she'd win with her Judo. Surprised when Holly defended in the clinch so well.
>>64164942
Whosay clowning Conor kinda got my worried tbhq.
Still believe in Conor though.
>>64164736
>Villante calling out the mewvment
he doesn't tink like we tink
kek'd hard though at Rockhold joining in too
How come blacks don't totally dominate mma like they do boxing and most other sports?
>>64165004
hes the stiffest fighter ive ever seen
>>64164995
>those gaunt faces
more deaths in mma coming to a ppv near you
>>64164942
Honestly I think it's fan and media pumped over analysis, both looked focused and ready as fuck, neither look shook IMO
>>64164995
Aldo broke heem
Does Aldo have much of a chin? I haven't seen many of his fights, only his last couple defenses, and he didn't get hit much except against Chad Part II.
>>64164995
>Mcgregor getting outmeme'd by fucking Aldo
Mcgregor is done.
>>64164995
Conor "state of zen" McGregor
>>64164995
It was just grade A banter
why does cutting water weight affect your stamina in a fight? Rogan always says this happens to fighters but I don't get it
>>64165016
Is normal
>>64165016
most good boxers are spic or eastern european m8
>>64165045
His chin is ironclad, as far as we know. So is McGregor's.
>>64165047
i think conor will outmeme aldo at the begining of the fight
cant outmeme the memer m8 tbqh
>>64165016
>blacks
>dominate boxing
Wew lad
It's all about spics and eastern europeans these days m80
>>64165045
you stupid casual, he has an iron chin, I've never seen him rocked i don't think. So does McGregor though
>movement
>numbers
>memes
Dees are de tings dat motivate me
https://youtu.be/91NWZKkhMkU
>>64165045
He has a good chin. He was getting molested by HEEMatoma man during the last round of their fight and didn't even flinch. He even did push ups at the end of the fight.
ATHEISTS BTFO
>>64165072
He has been dropped dude did you even see the Mendes fight?
>>64165062
I'd still consider McGreggor's untested. Maybe Aldo's as well, but he's been in the game longer which counts for something.
>>64165016
lad, nowadays it's the spics and eastern euros that rule boxing m9
>>64165016
>blacks dominating boxing
This isn't the golden age any more, buddy.
>>64165030
>neither look shook IMO
Goobz was completely outmemed during the weigh ins and reacted badly.
>>64165072
>So does McGregor though
So far it looks like it, but the only person he's ever been hit clean by is Chad. I'm not totally sold on it.
>>64165093
McGregor walked through everything Mendes gave him. His beard is solid.
>>64165107
and Chad probably punches the hardest of all the featherweights
>>64165056
Dehydration m8. Its a real thing believe it or not
m8s I literally can't help but lose my shit over all this mewvment in embedded
I just hope Connor loses so it can become a fresh meme
>>64165045
Chad hit him with an upper that started from a half-squat. He fired a counter-hook right after. Dude has a good chin, and it isn't battle-worn like Conor claims.
>>64165016
They don't dominate boxing or most other sports. They have jump hoop and sprinting locked down and that's really about it.
>>64165016
The same way they don't dominate soccer or rugby.
Also finesse and strenght is very important in grappling. Explosion, no so much as striking.
ok so i'm in GMT+1. At what time does the fight start for me? mcgoobers vs wholesale
>>64165142
also being smart is important
>>64165134
>implying McGregor didn't literally launch himself backwards at the GO BIG conference
>>64165134
>No one holding Conor
>"Hold me back, Dana, or I might finish him here."
>>64165121
notorious is the hardest hitter you absolute mong
>>64165125
which link
>>64165134
>Implying he'd go behind Dana to fight McGregor 1 day out from their arranged fight and risk having his purse taken away and other penalties given
Use your brain Ireland.
>>64165134
Did you see Conor fake shot?
It was pathetic, people with no confidence do that.
Hk
Holy fuck. Just realized Jose actually has a scar on his face. I always thought the line of hair above the scar on the side of his face was just his hairstyle
>>64165158
4am for the main card breh
>>64165164
>Dana
Mr. White, Sir
ftfy
>>64164995
here you go, you stupid sexy kek you
>>64165158
7 am apparently, gunnar vs maia is at 6:15AM
there goes my sleeping schedule
>>64165186
fuck off yank casual
>>64165191
That's super cool
>>64165186
go away
>>64164995
ahahahah
oh fuck
top memery
epic banter
can't deal with it lads
too hyped
No way Mac has a chance if this fight makes it outa round 3. He's got a chance for a swarm TKO and fire then, but that's all.
>>64165193
As the only American in /heem/, I approve of this addition.
>>64165193
Is the cückmeme ever going to die?
>>64165176
do the haters just see what they want to see?
If this pathetic psycho analysis autistic bullshit from all of you neckbeards here doesnt stop ill heem every here
i have an advice, go out, socialize
>>64165193
1/pic related
>smooth as fuck, brah
>>64165056
Your body is 70% water lad.
>>64165229
>Weight cut kills Conor so much he starts to disappear from existence
My body is ready for tonight heem.
>>64165193
Well it's something atleast, just a bit weird comming from Germany
>>64165225
your pic is futa, not kek
>>64165197
YFW Britkek fighters will NEVER hold a ufc belt
>>64164736
Thank you hungry skeleton
>>64165229
>master of mewment
>>64165206
kek
>>64165230
you're just jealous that we all live in countries where it's safe to go outside.
>>64165124
>>64165245
how does it hurt your stamina though
>>64165229
Conor literally put his chin and Aldo's palm then grabbed his arm, few seconds later he faked a kick out of desperation.
Wasn't quite zen and showed bad mewvment
>>64165260
Conor is winning tonight lad
>>64165260
>Who is Conor McGregor
You a shit
>>64165197
Prepare yourself for the influx of casuals tonight. I can already see it
>STREAMS??!??
>Dude why is he grabbing his arm instead of just punching him?
>If that was me I would be hitting him bro
>He should kick his head instead of his legs
>This Irish guy is bigger, he's totally gonna win
Should be fun. No matter what, it can't be worse than 190 when it got stickied.
>>64165229
He was just giving him a lovetap as payback for the headbutt that Conor did at GO BIG
>>64165260
mcgoober
you guys seriously gonna overanalyze a face-off after the weigh-ins? baka
>>64165283
>casuals
LMAOBUD
>>64165274
>we all
>thread full of americans
lmaoing @ ur life
>>64165016
Can casuals just leave? Ffs
>>64165283
casuals will be going for aldo lol they are all afraid to pick against a champion
>>64165255
I'm assuming he's just trying to point the finger at someone else in order to fly under the radar.
Post yfw Rhianna singing for Aldo tonight
>>64165292
This fight was a fucking war, too bad Chad is ded now
>>64165045
He took some solid shots against Chad and ate them like a champ. But outside of that he rarely gets hit.
Hominick and Edgar tagged him a few times but outside of that that dude is a master of getting out of the way and blasting back with his own.
>>64165307
LMAOBUD
good on you to keep arguing the point with me m8e.
>>64165320
they're not doing that this time
>>64165329
conrad "remover of chins" mcgregor
>>64165206
>1988 world cup
LAUGH
>>64165329
Every division needs at Journeyman. Gustafsson, Faber and Condit come to mind, and I like all of them, but I've accepted that they'll never hold a belt.
>>64165348
his name is Conrad McGoober you stupid goof
>>64165348
>McGregor fans actually believe this
Where is everyone going to be watching? I think I might actually go out for the event
>>64165363
Condito has a chance against the Blood Orc.
>>64165280
>>64165282
>>64165300
The closest Mcgoober will ever get to holding real gold is when he tried to steal Aldo's belt at a press conference.Face if, lads. Brits are genetically and culturally inferior to Hues and good ol' Americans
>>64165383
>Tripfag trying to refute McGregor
Filtered
>>64164916
CURRENT YEAR
>>64165363
frankie is the journeyman of 145. he already was the journeyman of 155 then went down to 145
>>64165378
literally no chance
>>64165383
good thing McGregor isn't british
Post Dana's face if Mcgregor loses
>>64165377
I live close to a bar but they tried to make me pay 20 dollarydoos last time for the Mayweather fight so I'll probably head somewhere else.
>>64165385
That fucking monster left hook to rock Chad. Then the straight. It's amazing Mendes continued after the first round.
>>64165408
>being one of the best p4p fighters in history is a journeyman
>>64165429
yes he is, fuck off yank
how many of you UK flags are Irishmen that live in Northern Ireland?
>>64165377
buy a coffee and sit at boston pizza.
i love canada, so much better than macedonia.
>>64165371
>>64165376
i only deal in evidence
the evidence of mcgoats mewvment heeming chad chin into permanent retirement
>>64165319
>webm related
I really really like MMA! Aldo will win. This post is MMA related
>>64165429
>Americant education
lol
>>64165456
He isn't you fucking mongrel, he's Irish.
>>64165378
If they both have blood healing as a racial, the fight could conceivably go on forever.
>>64165383
>this coming from a yank whose ancestors were literally, fucking LITERALLY too stupid to make it in their own country.
every yank comes from a pathetic, deserter heritage.
>>64164956
Seguro votaste a cristina
>>64165385
If chad was actually HEEM'd after the horn that fight does aldo get DQ'd ? getting knocked down like that can really change you for the whole fight, aldo should have at least had a point penalty
Aldo had this mick shook
>>64165490
>Denying England's Brave Conor McGregor
Scotsman detected
>>64165494
kek
>>64165469
Belfast here but I'm British m8
like 1% of NI are Irish losers who refuse to buy teabags and hate the Queen but the rest are unionists
>>64165490
rasheed.
>>64165519
Aldo pushed goober away by the chin.
goober is done.
OFFICIAL LIST OF TOP FIVE ENGLISH FIGHTERS
1. JOE DUFFY
2. CONOR MCGREGOR
3. TOM BREESE
4. LIAM MCMEMER
5. ALISTAIR OVEREEM
>>64165490
If northern Ireland is british it means Ireland is british. there is no difference between an irish from Dublin and an irish from Belfast.
>>64165429
A reference chart for non yuros
>>64165422
Condit gets stronger as fights go on, Lawler slows down.
Condit has a monster chin, Lawler has been caught before.
Condit's weakness is his wrestling, Lawler would rather strike.
Of course he has a fucking chance.
>>64165453
>imaginary fan-made accomplishment
frankie was a LW champion and defended it against gray maynard x2 and BJ penn once.
end of story
where are u getting this P4P bullshit?
>>64165524
>Belfast here but I'm British
always laugh when paddies say this, the lad i work with gets an awful slagging when he claims he's british.
The whole world is hyped for this week and im like the only one who is hyped for next week instead.
>>64165496
Lol why are you so mad? You're not even Irish you kuk. Brits are literally the biggest bandwagoners ever.
>>64165519
>Aldos cheeky little push
Man, no matter what happens tonight. Everything leading up to this fight have been hilarious.
>mfw brits are so keked they desperately wish conrad was british
>>64165292
Still one of the best upper cuts I have seen by chad
>>64165555
What do you think journeyman means? Let's not go further until you enlighten us with your unique definition.
>>64165473
let's get closer
>>64165554
Lawler's heart makes up for his slowdown I think. If it goes 5 he has a chance at a freakish resurgence.
I'm really just rationalizing because I want Lawler/Condit to be FOTY 2016 so bad
>>64165500
Cerra el orto Uruguayo paquero.
Casuales afuera mogolico.
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>>64165563
>instead
false fight fan detected
>>64165563
what the fuck is next week
Who ready to /toast/ tonight lads?
>>64165469
All of the UK posters who express hatred for the city of Ireland are from there. Actual British people either don't care or actually like the Irish.
>>64165524
fuck off back to scotland
>>64165593
There's almost no doubt its going to be a fucking war. I can't wait. I've been wanting to see this fight for years now and its happening for a belt.
My dick is diamonds. Blood for the blood god
>>64165563
Be hype for all of it, penguin man
>>64165563
it's not a binary equation breh
you can like both blondes and brunettes
you can be hype for cards this weeks and hype for cards next week.
be in the moment and feel the today-hype, breh.
>tldr; u r a fagit
>>64165602
>visible cables
why do they even do a stare down these days
>>64165602
>mixing up brown alcohol and white alcohol
pleb.
You either drink brown alcohol the whole night or white alcohol but not both.
>>64165597
Te comiste todo el B8 como un campeón.
watch the card or go train early in the morning?
>>64165602
>dat plain baseboard
1980's apartment, m8?
>>64165544
Great Britain literally refers to the Island which has the countries of England Scotland and Wales on it, Ireland was colonized for a while by them until they started blowing shit up and Britain kept 1/6th of what was left. comparatively short amount of time.
>>64165635
foreplay
Artem Lobov's record is now 11-11-1-1
>>64165635
get hype
>>64165637
>french thinking he knows alcohol
>>64165609
Ireland to get btfo twice today
1. Hardest euro group
2. Conor getting btfo
>>64165600
RDA/Cerrone II for the belt
On cable!
>people have fightpass
>>64165602
Here la
>procrastinated all week and have to do it all today when I could have done it in bits all week
>>64165644
you aren't watching the card at the gym?
>>64165456
Pathetic desu
>>64165524
Britain refers to the island of England, Scotland and Wales. You're Irish lad.
>>64165635
Hype.
It's the unspoken rule. You're not supposed to create controversy at staredowns but you are. As long as it doesn't go too far and risk the fight.
But the UFC loves when shit like the Silva shoulder check and Aldo's push happen.
>>64165587
>>64165363
it's not about my definition but this guy was listing fighters that were stuck in the mud around rank 3-5
that's where frankie will always be. journeyman is just a label i was refering to his statement. not some side-fags
>>64165668
>bottled beer
Disgusting
>>64165672
Is you me?
Does Frankie unironically believe he is getting a title shot?
>>64165674
m8, the card starts like 03:00 am here
>>64165640
>le troll provinciano man
/AMIGOFASOLMAO/'s out
>>64165672
Watch the fights with us lad
>>64165686
>instead of correcting a misused term, I also misused the term
Stay dumb.
>>64165644
Watch the card, no point in training because I would heem you anyway.
>>64165582
Agreed it has been a fun ride
>>64165701
Yes. He also unironically believes he is undefeated.
>>64165691
As opposed to good alcohol? Just grow up and try to enjoy the sport of mixed martial arts without being on drugs.
>>64165712
I'm going to be looking for you next time I come to allstars
>>64165686
>this guy
Don't generalize us, bro
>>64165583
he is though
>>64165704
>not a real fight fan
LMAOBUD
do you even train, bro?
>/heem/ will never pack a bar, get shittered and chant memes watching the fights together
>>64165668
good ol heineken
>>64165676
>>64165613
>>64165562
well whatever I'm UK-ish then whatever the right term is
what I'm not is from the republic and that's what means I can sleep at night
>>64165710
stay mad and short dicked faggot lol. you must be an aldo fan you are really up tight.
>>64165691
Who gives a shit m8? We're all going to be drink in and enjoying tonight no matter what. Let's all get along and pray to the heem God tonight isn't a huge let down
>>64165728
>training at memestars
>>64165668
Food is supposed to go in the fridge
>>64165717
The ride is nowhere near over. It's only just begun. If Aldo heems McGoobz just imagine all bantz that will come from it.
If McGoobz beats Aldo just imagine all the mewvement memes. I guarantee that we'll be entertained for weeks to come.
what time are my fellow Prime meridian bros sleeping / waking up tonight?
>>64165657
We know better than you
>>64165602
do you even want to remember the fight?
>>64165748
Would get old. The only reason /heem/ is amusing is because you can turn it off for a while.
>>64165704
so?
>>64165763
>pray to the heem God tonight
Thank you based HEEM gods
>>64165544
>there is no difference between an irish from Dublin and an irish from Belfast
fucking excuse me? Even Reebok wasn't this dumb
Canadian heemers in Nova Scotia?
>>64165726
Why there is always some straight faggot ruining everything?
Heem yourself
>>64165764
So there are 3 Swedes here. Where do you train SNSD :^)
>Mfw Yuros have to fight to stay awake to watch the best card of the year
>>64165772
france doesn't count 2bh, drinking one glass of wine with every meal like frogs is literally like drinking water.
>>64165777
Would get old. The only reason women are amusing is because you can walk away for a while.
>>64165798
>snsd
>träna
Dagens skratt
>>64165795
it's embarrassing that full grown men can't enjoy a night of fights without being shitfaced
>>64165691
Bottled beer is much better than canned, not sure what you're getting at friend.
What will happen to McGregor if he loses to aldo? Do you think he will still move up in weight or try again?
>>64165787
there's no real genetical nor cultural difference outside of some of Northern Irishmen being protestant
why is the United States so much better than every other country at MMA?
>>64165759
Where have I indicated anger? I just asked what you meant by journeyman for my first post in the conversation. Why would it upset me to know that you're stupid? Stay dumb, dummy.
>>64165793
'burta reporting in
>>64165809
Kek bud
>>64165818
>there's no real genetical
correct
>nor cultural difference
incorrect
>>64165799
>implying time matters at all to a fightfan
>>64165803
Wine had more alcohol in it than most of the beers though.
>>64165772
>FRENCH GRASPING AT STRAWS
sorry you were born a into a nation of women
>Stays up to watch the Ronda fight
>Won't stay up to watch the most stacked card of the year
Smh Europe
>>64165834
sorry lad, it doesnt count unless you have a bingedrinking culture
9 more hours
What are the worst possible outcomes for tonight's fights?
>Aldo wins after Conor is DQd for illegal strike
>Weidman wins after Rockhold gets injured due to an awkward fall
>Romero vs Jacare is cancelled because Romero vomits and passes out before the fight
>Maia and Nelson ends in a draw after both of them have a shitty boxing match for three rounds
>>64165853
How is this nigga still alive?
>>64164736
Fuck off with this heem bullshit faggots
>>64165871
early prelims start in 7 1/2 hours you dipshit
Lads the fight pass prelims start in 5 hours and i can't sleep, what do?
>>64165798
Think we may be four now
>>64165875
i'd be pretty disappointed if aldo mcgreggor finishes in the first round, especially if it was like last nights main event
>>64165854
gets it
>>64165895
Grab coffee and a five hour energy.
>When you see it...
>>64165875
Has anyone ever in the history of UFC ever been DQ'd for an illegal strike? I especially doubt it in a title fight
>>64165895
Prelims starts in 7.5 bongs, you have a little more time.
>>64165886
get this hothead outta here
>>64165819
Americans bred men from African specifically to be bigger and stronger and faster. That blood is thoroughly mixed into all Americans which makes us superior athletes. Like Chris Weidman, UFC middleweight champion, for example.
>>64165916
bones
>>64165916
Jon Jones needed to use illegal strikes to try and finish a legally handicapped man and was dqd.
>>64165916
Wes Sims beat Frank Mir with illegal strikes.
>>64165915
what am i supposed to see?
oh wait is that trump in the background?
>>64165916
Bones and Hammill?
Mir and Sims?
>>64165916
Sakara vs Cote
>tfw you get 100k bonus
>>64165925
>americans unironically believe this
>McGregor is now the underdog
We did it reddit!
>>64165819
Irish-Americans*
>>64165980
>genetic variability does not exist
Is Fight Pass stream any good? wanna get the main card
>>64166022
its bretty good, of course it depends on your internet too
>>64166014
>Ability to breed super athletes before 1860
Come one bud, did slave owners really breed niggers to jump higher ?
>>64166046
on my wifi it sucks and freezes all the time
>>64166022
who's that fluid druid?
So did last night really prove what a can Mendes is or that Frankie Edgar is severely underrated?
>>64164836
gotta love Serginho
>Conor's odds changed after weigh-in because Aldo did a funny move
I wonder what its like to be a pleb.
(I wouldn't know)
>>64166056
Any good, legal streams you can recommend?
>>64166058
>Mendes
>A can
Casuals gonna casual
>>64166055
>the fastest runners in the world being black is just an anomaly
>>64166079
watch on youtube
>>64166022
Are you the based Shlomo that posts porn webms during big games?
Yes the FightPass stream is good.
>>64166058
>this entire post
New embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFu2y4WNnE
>>64166073
they would. they had conor as favourite in the first place.
>>64166073
Or cause he looked like a reanimated corpse with his cheek bones sticking out cause he cuts 20 lbs on fight week.
>>64166058
False dichotomy.
You had two top contenders fighting. One got caught with a solid punch.
Edgar can win the belt, Chad is still top 5 and smashed anybody lower than him atm
>>64166073
conor's odds changed because the closer the fight gets the more people realize "oh shit that was all hype conor has to fight somebody who isn't a total scrub now"
>>64166057
Isn't a druid a man?
>>64166073
>implying pleb casuals aren't responsible for Conor being the favorite in the first place
>>64166089
No. i'm Sholomo 2.0
>>64166096
>>64166100
>>64166105
Consider never posting on /heem/ again
A king gets old and a young gorilla comes and takes everything he once owned
>>64166082
>Blacks run fast because they bred to sprint to the cotton field.
They ran fast before you did anything
>>64166073
>Because Aldo did a funny move
>Not that Aldo is literally the best p4p fighter on the planet and people are only now remembering that
>>64166135
starts stagnaetn
>>64166073
As he posts on 4chan.....
>>64166146
Why don't African American NFL players look like anyone in Africa?
>>64166094
meuvments
>>64166135
fuck brah i can't refute your metaphorical evidence. never posting on heem again... i'm sorry fight family :(
>>64166175
Nigga wat
>>64166094
pretty funny parody
>>64166175
>americans
fucking hell
What has the line moved so much? I bet on Aldo to win at 2.2 last week and this morning he's now favored to win at 1.8
Hey Irish kucks
UHHHH VAHHHH MOHERRRRR
>>64165915
>yfw trump is a real fight fan
>>64165767
Typical American
I'll be watching the fight with one eye opened
>>64166330
so will Aldo
>>64166337
conor will be watching with his brown eye open
Lads, im at a bit of crossroads. Got invited over to a friends for the fights, i went over there for the Housey/Holm fight and did enjoy myself, but was surrounded by normies who were thoroughly sold on all the hyperbole the media was spewing. I dont know if i should subject myself to that again or just stay home and enjoy it with /Heem/ like the autistic purist i am.
>>64166135
>heem
can someone inform me what this is? sounds like the name of a dirty arab
>>64166350
It's always better with /heem/. You missed one of the most hilarious fight threads because you were with normies who don't appreciate the sport for what it is. Don't make the same mistake twice.
>Mfw all the casuals who will be asking for streams when I'm hoarding like 3 HD ones
![071914-ufc-mcgregor-brandao-pi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GBe1yg2.jpg "071914-ufc-mcgregor-brandao-pi[1]")
>daily reminder of conor's grace under pressure and today's the biggest day in MMA history.
>>64166409
Spotted the Aldo fan
>>64166409
just leave man
>>64166424
his hair looks so shitty
>>64166424
>Team Brandao MMA
>>64166425
I want Mcgregor to win. is it just the way he says him? or meme? or some stupid shit like that. I swear /sp/ has the worst memes
>tfw friends wants me to go out tonight
They have no respect for real fight fans.
>>64166475
heem sleepy
>>64166475
yes
what does heem mean?
>>64166414
I'm the guy you need to look out for. I've got mad HD links and I throwem out like candy.
>>64166477
fake u're yours're own death swärjebror
>>64166475
acronym for
Here
everyone
enjoys
memes
>>64166501
Horrendously
Erect
Excited
Men
![hi-res-fce43696ee20a86b235072c617561c18_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/edgV325.jpg "hi-res-fce43696ee20a86b235072c617561c18 crop north[1]")
>>64166480
>1 new post
over reem
heem sleepy
>biggest card of all time
>already tired
not gonna make it
>I watch fighting
>>64166501
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
>>64166503
uh huh
>>64164995
Conor got REKT
>>64166503
LINK PLS
>>64166533
go to sleep, there's still enough time.
>>64166514
ty i'm a frequent poster over @ /a/ and am new here
BRING THE PAIN
BRING THE PAIN
>>64166501
Hi End Erection Music
>>64166533
>being weak
>>64166535
Now that's an ultra heemingful-memeingful list!!
>>64166582
Hes swedish
>>64166533
SLEEP
>>64166574
lets get closer
>>64166094
lol why's there a croatian flag tho
I know a lot of you are new to /heem/. This ain't like your regular thread on 4chan. We mean business here. You very well may be assaulted without warning. Eye protection, a cup, and 2 gi's should be on your person at all times if you want to make it out of here in tact.
>>64166604
>americans and their shitty attempts at banter
>>64166574
Interesting to compare this to the weigh ins yesterday
quints for conor
>>64166647
Red cup?
>>64166658
Alright well enjoy your 3rd world country in a matter of years. There is a weakness in the heart of every living swedish man for allowing it to happen.
>>64166677
goof
>>64166647
Brown belt, here. Do you want to fucking go? Keep in mind I've also trained muay thai for several years now. I'll fly to your shitty midwest city, kick your ass, fuck your mom, and then be back on the plane in time to hit the lake the next day.
I'm fucking serious, kid. We can do this. At my gym we immediately correct little shits like you that walk around with an attitude problem.
>>64166647
>coming ill-prepared
>>64166535
>mfw I unintentionally always read the word "featherweight" in Conor's voice
>fedahwait
Mighty Mouse said Paige VanZant could beat Joanna
>>64166677
oh shit
>>64166677
Ya goofed
Newfag here.
Are you fags gonna post streams later or am I going to have to go to reddit?
Also which fight is last? I heard there are co-main events.
>all these shit tier MMA "nations" in heem
>>64166514
Why is /sp/ talking about horrendously erect excited men in all these UFC threads holy jesus, I didn't know UFC spawned so many homosexuals.
>>64166694
>3rd world country in a matter of years
any day now
>>64166746
Look in the OP the card is literally there
>>64166746
>which fight is last
seriously?
>>64164916
>dumb ass
dumbass
>>64166746
try reading the OP
>>64166751
>not adblocking flags
it's about time new moot got rid of them, it would eliminate so much shitposting
can someone provide me with the info of how much bongs n bings till the card, i want to watch everything even the shitty early prelims, want to sleep first
>>64166746
Go to Reddit.
>>64166721
Bitch got owned. Where my Rose bros at, I knew she'd rape her that was like lesbian porno
>>64166778
>adblocking
>not realizing you cann filter flags
>all these scrubs in the /heem/ thread when a big fights on
now i remember why i dont post here as much anymore
>>64166835
Feel free to stop all together.
>>64166778
disgusting they both look like meth head trolls why is this allowed?
>>64166800
2whitetrash4me
>>64166816
>cann
ya blew it
Based AUSbro, if you're here, can you post some heems? My folder is getting stale.
>>64166835
This isn't bad at all. We're not even sticky status yet. Remember 190?
>>64166779
6 bongs 45 bings
Is Chad finished lads?
>This dutchie outing himself as a fudge packer
>>64166816
I adblocked the settings to be honest. Also the report button and flags.
>>64166882
just a matter of hours m8
>tfw this shit is finally happening and the hype is died for you
>tfw it's kind of cool because i won't be tense and cringe when/if conor loses like i would have been when he was talking shit in july
chael was right
Finally ordering a UFC ppv, can someone tell me if it includes the prelims or is that FS1 only
>>64166894
He literally only got clipped in his retarded misshaped nose and was ko, he ogre.
>>64166911
she has pretty colored eyes
>>64166924
meme "fan"
>>64166934
You are paying $12 per fight
>>64166911
mmm wonder what her cooch smells like after that pounding she delivered
I'll be 'avin me sum fish n chips and a fanta for the fight tonight me thinks oi oi oi.
Tell me /heem/
were you ever excited for an UFC card like this before?
>>64166894
he seems to have quite a weak chin
maybe he is done. after aldo 2 i was thinking "damn this guy is right behind aldo and above every other featherweight" jesus
>>64166964
It's $70 through Verizion FIOS lel
>>64166997
well I've actually dreamt about this one
>>64166911
autism
>tfw I will never share a cig with him
>>64166984
should i stay up for this? the fight probably wont start til like 7am here.
>>64167007
get it on youtube or use a vpn and buy it on ufc.com
>>64166997
ufc 162 and 189
>>64166997
Nope. This is all time hype levels.
>>64166884
thx man, appreciate it
>>64167079
go sleep early and get up at like 6am, thats what im doing
>>64167079
All fights on the main card are great, prob the best main card in ufc imo
I wish I was american so I could vote for Dana White™, UFC™ and Reebok™ approved Donald Trump
>>64167031
i dreamt of a 1st round arm triangle win for Aldo, my mma dreams are usually wrong though
>>64167079
maybe try staying up til 2. if you have to go to sleep go and heem yourself in bed like a fag, if you're awake you stay and banter til the main event no doubt. like a real fight fan
>>64167123
i cant sleep early sadly. ill see.
>>64166997
I'd be more excited if there wasn't 3 days of fights, weigh-ins, press conferences, and TUF on wednesday to slog through.
Still am pretty hype though
>>64167138
>>64166942
I'm not new here but you did stop this faggot shitposting but for some reason you're bringing it back for UFC 194. Don't worry, I'll filter your flag you literal tumblr faggot.
>>64166997
168, 182 and 189
How could you have not been hyped for DC vs. JJ?
>>64167167
True, those were some fun times
>>64167138
>This dumb Kraut thinks Dana said he'd vote for Trump cause he liked his politics.
>>64167165
i got banned a few times, dont be mad at me anon im just part of the bantz show.
>>64165282
how long before the BBC starts claiming him as their own? Or did that already happen
>>64166997
148 was more intense.
>>64166721
anybody have the webm of her where she's a bloody pulp and her crying
What does heem mean?
>>64167208
I know for a fact I can beat up just about any of you fuckers here
Youre all a bunch of tough guy punks, I'd kick your asses easily. Already a black belt in Karate. I'm officially am MMA fighter (5-0 all KOs) I've been boxing and kickboxing for years. I know the form and have brutal punches and kickes, none of them would be able to stand up with me for more than 20 seconds. Chris Weidman also gave me personal wrestling lessons and I've nailed down the basics, its really simple stuff, I've advanced pretty quick, I've won some local tournaments, even if I get a wrestler I'd still stuff their takedown and utilize Sambo from a couple lessons I took, you wouldnt know whats coming. I've been training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for a while, already a purple belt. So if any if you silly fucks could even get me to the ground and not vice versa I'd submit you in 5 seconds then go to town with punches and kicks after I choke you out or break your arm
>>64167238
it's a meme with an irish mcgregor accent
>>64164943
Mcmeme
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
am i too late lads
>>64167238
The pleasure of being cummed inside
>>64167257
is this pasta?
>>64167238
Tim Means*** hasn't been heemed yet
IN 12 HOURS THE MAIN EVENT WILL BE STARTING
GET FUCKIN' /EXCITED/ LADS
>>64167257
Kid, the second I pull you into my guard you'll look like a white belt. I've submitted people like you in my sleep. I could sub you from any position at any time. Don't fuck with me.
>>64166663
Yeah isn't it?
Before
>Aldo is spitting mad
>Conor is hopped up crazy
After
>Aldo is playful
>Conor is zen, and movement
What does it all mean?
>>64167296
Yeah keep telling yourself that, kid. You've never experienced the physical and mental dedication it takes to push yourself through a full season of wrestling. You've worked that hard in your entire goddamn life you spoon fed shitpostershit poster. The best workout you get on a daily basis is wheeling your fat ass from your computer screen to your mini fridge. So keep laughing and lying to yourself from behind your keyboard, we both know what would actually happen if I ever decided I wanted to take you down
>>64167257
How can you beat me up when you'll be eating body shots the entire team? I'll be hitting you with every limb I have, the knee, the heel, oblique kicks, the elbow, the fist, the spinning meme kick, I just don't see how you think you can beat me up when I train in the gi at least 3 times a week minimum
man i gotta work today
>>64167315
just hours away from Conor being crowned the true king
>>64167238
heem is actually a dutch word , related to the german word heim and english home, heem is bassicaly home for every fight fan, welcome
>>64167326
How can you take me down when you'll be eating body shots the entire time? The knee, the heel, spinning back kick to the ribs, I just don't see how this ends without a nicely timed precise straight left to your glass jaw to put you away.
>>64167331
conor was everything but zen at the weigh ins
>>64167335
calm down mehmet
Can't wait to spam "EXPOSED" when McMemer is on the ground getting grinded out and the casual Irish kucks are butthurt that this isn't what real fighting is meant to be like.
>>64167271
I know it's a meme.... I was asking you guys to explain the meme
>>64167340
I've been training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu since I was five years old while simaltaneously training in kickboxing and boxing, I've been doing intensive Muay Thai since 13 and Sambo since 15, I've been in a bunch of amateur fights for years, I'm way too busy to go pro, only losses at amateur are two bullshit stoppages and a fluke injury, I koed every opponent otherwise, Dana White has approached me before but I told him I was too busy but if things fredd up I'd give him an offer and I'd jump right into the middleweight division and probably move up to light heavyweight, Bellator almost gave me offers but fuck that so im just an engineer right now but im still intensively training and could definitely go pro someday
>>64167365
Well, in buddhism the zen state is in fact close to death.
>>64167357
heem is not a word here
>>64167343
Don't worry, we can link you all the fight threads from tonight so you can experience all the memes and heems tomorrow
>>64164852
Wait, is that Ido Portal? Ido Portal is working with Gregor with his movement magic?
>>64167390
oh well in that case he sure looked zen. that weight cut cannot be healthy.
>>64167402
>This new
REEEEEEE
>>64167379
>casual Irish kucks are butthurt that this isn't what real fighting is meant to be like
I can see it now
>>64167402
is this news to you m8?
>the shitposting if Conor wins
>>64167442
Not in this reality m8
>>64167442
The shitposting of an entire nation rests on one man's shoulders.
Jesus the pressure he must feel.
>>64167442
>if
It's absolutely guaranteed. We didn't come to take part, we came to take over.
>Joese
Is that actually how you say his name
Boys and grils Kek Thomas has spoken:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
You won't care, but you should know I agonized over this pick in ways I've never agonized over a pick before. Picking a fighter here is just so incredibly difficult. The reason for that is quite simple: both fighters have incredible resumes and the way their styles clash makes for a huge degree of unknowables.
For Aldo, what is left to say? He's been everyone's kryptonite for a solid decade. He has explosive speed, powerful leg kicks, fantastic jiu-jitsu, shutdown takedown defense and, in my opinion, the best reflexive decision making in the sport.
For McGregor, he is a force of nature. He has fight-altering power in his left, accurate volume punching, an ability to mesh old and new techniques into something altogether unique and a mind that is absolutely bulletproof.
So where do they crack? Where does one fold? Who wins? The truth is - despite whatever the fervent fans of either side tell you - there is a great case to be made for either competitor. And if I'm being candid, I don't have a strong sense of how this is going to go. I just don't. There are a number of more obvious scenarios most of us have considered, but this one feels like it could easily extend well beyond that.
What I ultimately know is that McGregor is the heavier striker of the two and that's more than enough on its own terms to give him the win. That's to say nothing of his four-inch reach advantage, which might be the most deciding factor of all. Still, Aldo's fought tougher competition and has more overall ways to win. He can win on the floor and the feet and I'm not sure I can say the same for McGregor. In the end, I just can't overlook that.
Pick: Aldo
>>64167442
You cannot stop the movvement
WHERE YOU AT, PIXBRO?
>>64167481
How do you say it?
>>64167393
you must be from the muslim part of netherlands
>>64167497
JOE-SEE
>>64167479
>We
I honestly wish that conor wins just so i can see all the shitposting
Damn I can't get myself to do anything today I'm just waiting for the card to go down.
>>64167497
Hosay
>>64167514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAASfvxqX6M
>>64167512
every part of the netherlands is muslim part.
>>64167423
>>64167441
Fuck yeah it is! I been following Ido on youtube for a while and do some of his stretching routines and stuff. The only reason i am watching this fight is because Mcgregor is that only MMA dude that i know by name and looks and i was googling him randomly and found this clip of him on youtube yesterday. Then i got hyped as fuck for this fight. And now i see ido the monky man working with Gregor... This adds to the excitement ! Fuck yes this will be awesome
Dont be triggered by my causality pls
>>64167536
With you on that bro, I've literally done jack shit today
In a bong or two I'll probably head to sleep despite the fact I woke up late today because I really don't want to be tired for 194
>>64167551
>norway
the worst neighbour
>>64167546
fujfabdkj fuck feelsbad man
>>64167551
Here is the clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91liSjahuNw
Will there be a "pirate stream" of this event? And how long until the fight starts ?
>>64167588
how come Dana even saw that tweet
>tfw a party to go tonight
I will pay attention and sneak out of it right before the Faber fight. I hope I can stay mostly sober.
>>64167536
Same here. The only thing I did today was jerking off so I keep myself from cheating on my gf if I get drunk.
>>64167598
well, there are some ''country'' parts with little muslims, but they're inbred retards, better to be around muslims honestly.
>>64167570
I'm not sure yet. Need to hand in a big paper Monday morning really early and haven't started yet. I think it would be beneficial to catch some sleep hours but I don't think I will sleep extra though.
>>64167604
>Will there be a "pirate stream" of this event?
It's not even like you're new to /heem/, it's like your new to /sp/ in general. You seem so innocent and excited, like a child discovering a new toy.
S-Sage?
>>64167666
Sage isn't allowed to use the internet.
>>64166477
>friends want to go to some shitty bar that doesn't have the fights on so they can ironically dance to shitty fucking hipster music and drink faggot ass craft beer
>look at me like I'm retarded for suggesting that I would rather stay in and watch the fights
Fuck it bros, I'll just get drunk with my brother and watch this bomb ass card. Btw you're not a true fight fan if you don't buy the PPV. Only peasants watch that shit at the bars with all of the casuals.
>>64167649
>but they're inbred retards, better to be around muslims honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=floyBfyRzdQ
seems perfect desu lad
>>64167649
koek
>>64167666
First time ever posting on /sp/, probably first time ever browsing. This will be so good, guys! Its nice meeting you you regular. I hope we have lots of fun together.
>>64165915
>dropping TRT Vitor with a cheeky body kick
fucking GOAT
>>64165280
>>64165282
>>64165300
he said brit you fucking mong.. potato land isnt british its northern part is in the uk.
what the fuck is wrong with british people? so fucking stupid i swear it on me mum mate
>lrn2land
>>64167238
the way Aldo pronounces "him"
>>64168342
ya ikr so funny guys let's make a MEME about it lmao never change /sp/
>>64168342
hehe . . . meme
>>64165602
everything except the tallisker 10 is shit
>>64166800
>checking in
based Thug Rose
Holloway, Maia, Souza, Weidman, Conor ( in the but i root for Aldo). Can't fucking wait event to start. main bout will be in about 6 in the morning, it will be a long night.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cGiKZD5.jpg "hqdefault[1]")
