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Upcoming MMA events:
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor (TODAY)
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz

UFC 194 weigh-in video: https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE

Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:

>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)

>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)

>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)

Extras:

Edgar vs Mendes post fight press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CZ0fLrZL9o
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y

UFC 194 embedded:
Extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZujfTiYQqd4
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why am i still awake
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First for potato getting heemed
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first for assblasted americans
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All this shit-flinging will come to an end soon.
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good OP
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>all these salty haters shitting themselves because McGreGOAT is about to take over

lmao
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Fourth for butthurt Abbos
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Seventh for based Frankie
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Leave McGoober to me.
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So where will all these casuals go when Aldo wrestlefucks this twat to death tomorrow?
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McGoober is gunna lose to Aldo and wont even be top 10 at LW
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>this Old World Damage Control after every European got BTFO

Don't you have some refugees to accept?
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>>64161432
I bet you've been watching since UFC 100, huh big boy?
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>>64161431
>Punished Frank
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Aldo is better on the feet
Aldo is better on the ground

Literally how does Conor even expect to win? That meme training camp of his where they don't even practice Jiu Jitsu but "mewvment" and balancing on poles parkour stuff like bored teenagers.
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>>64161411
It needs to. It's always people crying about McGregor and thinking themselves to be more expert than those who actually do martial arts. there's next to no discussion anywhere online it's just one giant 'we hate' mcgregor' bandwagon.
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>>64161445

>This Aussie mad I called him a casual

Wew
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>>64161455
>and thinking themselves to be more expert than those who actually do martial arts
how ironic
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>>64161455

>This flag
>This topic
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Cannot contain my hype rn. When Conor destroys Aldo tomorrow the tears shed by everybody will be great.
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>>64161467
who are the irish of africa?
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>>64161462
no one gets mad at the internet lad
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>>64161467
there's no irony there.
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>>64161467
>>64161477
Argentina is the Australia of Africa.
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>>64161477

detroit
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>>64161482

You seem especially mad that you dragged it out all the way to the new thread cause you got defensive over me saying McGoober's future seemed like an uphill battle no matter what happened tomorrow.
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>>64161477
Somalians
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>>64161477
nigerians, or so i have heard
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The thing that will make this the best shitposting is the fact that it will either be Ireland getting ABSOLUTELY BTFO for the next month, or it will be Irish shitposting for the next month.. it's better than Rousey vs Holm because no one here actually wanted Ronda to win but since someone is losing it will be the GOAT /heem/ shitposting

>inb4 draw
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Conor McGregor hype train ends

Conor McGregor becomes the best fighter in the world

Both results are equally as horrifying
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Post walk in themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtXJEcuFYk
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>>64161516
Conor is the king deal with it
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>>64161475
They're all already salty just from his existence.

>>64161467
The only irony is the clowns who call others casuals but shitpost about a fighter who is changing the in ring philosophy. Again it's the idiots who don't even do martial arts and don't understand what he means by 'mewment'.
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>>64161521

>This casual mad he got called a casual
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>>64161517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep0GX7TiWa8
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>>64161493
>Finland with the slowness
Representing Kimi quite well.
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>>64161521
it's actually the casuals who really hate McGregor, they don't understand how advanced his technique is and how his approach to training is changing everything. They just see his mental warfare and get butthurt over it
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if mc gg wins, how many times will he be able to defend?
he looked like aids at the weigh in
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>>64161489
Of the 40 something crowd?
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>>64161552

He's gonna run to the LW division cause the weight cut is literally turning him into a white walker.
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>>64161521
>>64161543
>changing the in ring philosophy
>how advanced his technique is
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>>64161552
I'd bet that he'll have to defend against Frankie Edgar and then he's probably moving up to lightweight
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>>64161552
Depends if it's an instant rematch or Frankie.
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>>64161543
I appreciate him because he puts more eyes on the sport and that means better pay for the fighters. He's not much of an innovator. He can use his length really well.
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>>64161517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSJcpB9B0Y
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>>64161497
look at all the effort you're putting into this
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>>64161560
I don't get this meme tbqh
Explain pls
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>>64161533
B O T T O M L E S S P I T W H E N
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>>64161508
Really looking forward to the mewvment memes t b h
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>>64161572
not bad tbhonest
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>>64160980
Repeating this request for the new thread
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>>64161517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eCbV0EVlUA
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>>64161570
>and that means better pay for the fighters
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I cant picture Aldo getting knocked out or submitted so Conors only chance in this fight is to win a decision and I don't see how he could do that either. Aldos got this shit
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TRAIN IN THE GI
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>>64161573

>still this booty bothered.
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>>64161450
aldo wont touch him

i sense tees tings
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Maybe I am biased but I am glad Gonzaga won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puz4GsHu85M
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>>64161583
I don't have that, but here, have some spinning shit.
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>>64161595

1 day left
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>>64161576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIi3RMlH0OQ

2:43
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>>64161597
Nah man, he is gonna get devastated vs anybody other than Le no punches russian man.
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>>64161583
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>>64161604
dat cup jiggle doe
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>>64161517
walk in completely calm and keeping my eyes closed for a few seconds at a time almost euphoric and blissful to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE

Summon the power of God and mewv like a phantom a ghost an angel, guided by The Creator himself to defeat my opponent
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Frank Mir
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>>64161597
>unironically getting finished by 2015 Cro Cop

His career as a top 10 is done or at least it would be if the HW devision wasn't absolute shit. More LHWs should move up and dominate it.
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>>64161608
http://www.fightmetric.com/event-details/20fbff570c678e1c

look, he's worse then erokin and mendes who fought for half a round
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>>64161583
>Error: You must wait 2 minutes 35 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
c-u-c-h-i
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I hope young gorilla man wins
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There's no quit in Paige Van Zant
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what will connor walk out to now that sinead is suicidal?
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can't believe it's almost time lads. In less than 24hrs, we will know who is the true king.

What's funny is that no matter how it goes, memes will come pouring in from all directions.
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>>64161625

Early stoppage. Ref didn't even give him a chance to recover. In boxing they give you 10 seconds to wake up.
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>>64161625

I wanna see Barboza vs. Hall at least once in my life.
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>>64161633
I saw something in the news about that, what happen
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>>64161634
> yfw Aldo gets hurt last minute
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>>64161634
Will Lithuania come back permanently if Romero heems Jacare?
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>>64161641
>what are weight classes
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>>64161634
The koala for Australia needs a tin foil hat.
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>>64161650

>What is Rumble Johnson fighting at 170
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>>64161633
The pogues - body of an american
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>>64161630
CHRISTIAN
HEART OF A WARRIOR
ROSE
I PREDICT DESE TINGZ
SLUT
TECHNIQUE TO WORK ON
I'M STILL A YOUNG FIGHTER
ALDO
NEVER GIVE UP MENTALITY
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>>64161657
>Wanting to watch a fighter fight in Skelly mode
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>>64161642

she said her family hates her or something, tried to kill herself, got found and put somewhere, then tried to do it again

probably has money on mcgreggor and saw him at the weigh ins
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>>64161657
Monthly reminder that Rumble has lost every single fight where his opponent got at least 1 (one) takedown. In a deeper weight class, he'd be considered a heavier Melvin Guillard.
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>>64161667

>Not wanting to see a meme kicks fight
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>>64161667
>what is Conor McGregor
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>>64161670
those dykes are always awful human beings, no wonder her family hates her
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We had one million bales of the best Sligo rags
We had two million barrels of stones
We had three million sides of old blind horses hides,
We had four million barrels of bones.
We had five million hogs, we had six million dogs,
Seven million barrels of porter.
We had eight million bails of old nanny goats' tails,
In the hold of the Irish Rover.
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There's probably a reason for this but why do they cut weight and then re-hydrate a large amount? They still end up fighting at different weights.

Why don't they cut weight much earlier in their camp so that they're both fighting at 145 and hydrated?

I had idiots green text me in the last thread saying I have no idea how weight cuts work. I don't. I'd actually like to understand why my suggestion isn't viable in comparison to the current system
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>>64161617
go to bed my lord

you have greatness to achieve tomorrow
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>>64161685
Very few fighters do that because they'd be giving up a size & strength advantage to their opponent. Frankie Edgar is one of those few, it's allowed him to have a speed & cardio advantage in most of his fights.
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>>64161685
they dehydrate themselves to make weight, to lose water weight, and so they rehydrate afterwards to not be dehydrated anymore. They can't go through a camp dehydrated, they would die
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>64161685
There is NO way to fix the weight cut issue.
If we use same day weigh in guys will cut the weight anyway like they do in wrestling, and then someone is gonna get either permaheemed or paralyse.
We have to embrace the injustice.
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>>64161683
Is this like some irish american pride or something?

What does is have to do with Englands own Conor McGregor?
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>>64161697
>>64161685
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>>64161542
Easy for you there in rumnigger land, virtually the same time zone even. No degenerate here stays up till 4am to watch it live. Gotta sleep off the drugs and alcohol sometime. Even bears gotta sleep.
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>>64161702
Conor McGregor is American
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>>64161685

less energy to train if they're on a diet during camp

it will be interesting to see how they go without using IV to rehydrate, i think it will ensure people like connor aren't walking around at 170 but fighting at 145
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I can't believe Ido Portal is gonna be in conor's corner instead of kavanagh, wtf.
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>>64161712
lol what? that can't be true
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>>64161697

>have UFC official visit the fighters camp once a week or so and weigh them
>fighter must be within 10lbs of the weight they fight at all times
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>>64161712
is this real?
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>>64161697
>injustice.
lmao

what injustice, everyone weighs heavier than the limit, so the 'advantages' cancel each other out
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>>64161712

will his advice be worse than tarverdyans?

>"connor, you're getting lit up, i want you to start this round with a forward tuck roll into a crab walk"
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>>64161719
Sounds great but i don't think the UFC is interested in losing money
>>64161725
>What is Bendo vs Thatch
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>Conor literally waits 2 weeks till the fight to cut ~25 pounds

I fear for his life during weigh ins. Another person who looks radically different is Ronda. It's almost like they're training at meme training camps with yes men and not experts who know what they're doing.
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>>64161695
I was thinking more of having an ongoing diet during camp to reach the specified weight at the end of the camp to essentially eliminate the need to dehydrate in the first place

>>64161708 and >>64161697 make a good point in that fighters would rather train full camp without diet then dehydrate and make weight at the end quickly.
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>>64161508

I've taken a two week vacation from work just to literally go on the interent and post endless streams of shit when mcgregor wins.
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HAYY GUIZE DID YOU HEAR THAT CONNOR HAS NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER AND IS GAY

SOURCE: I GET THE TRAIN WITH A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A GUY WHO FIGHTS AT SBG AND I'M ALSO A QUALIFIED PSYCHIATRIST
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>>64161736
what a rich and fulfilling life it must be.
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>>64161725
rogan suggested that in his podcast with ronda but ronda said she likes the weight cuts because it makes her feel stronk

i think they should fight around natural weight and honestly dana does too and thats why he makes certain fighters change weight classes
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>>64161738
I heard he likes hookers and blow, can you confirm?
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>>64161738
>AND IS GAY
I read this same thing in some forum.
But is bullshit most likely.
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>>64161735
they're already on very strict diets during the camp. If they lost any weight then without cutting water weight they'd be losing muscle
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>>64161738
are you a brazilian using a proxy in order to make mcregor fans look pathetic?
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>>64161738
>AND IS GAY
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Conor needs to get rid of that fucking movement coach. I feel like he's a fucking scam and is trying to get inside Conor's inner circle.
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After tomorrow, hopefully all these Irish flags will disappear.
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>>64161685
cutting weight is a strategic attempt to be the bigger and stronger fighter. A lot of the time each fighter cuts a similar amount of weight as their opponent so they are very close in size. you end up with 170 pound men fighting eachother even though the fight is at "145" they have both rehydrated to 170.
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>>64161738
SHOOK
H
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K
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>>64161766
he looks like a muppet
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>>64161768
u will see da mewvment 2morrow
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>>64161774
nah sorry m8 it's just getting started :^)
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>>64161766
>tattooing a name
>tattooing your own name
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>>64161789

Will you be complaining about an early stoppage when he gets KO'D like Ronda?
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>>64161768
if conor wins the movement coach is going to have his bum life changed forever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLeNXAh34v4&feature=youtu.be&t=1565

so sage is a robot right?
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>>64161712
If Conor wins it'll have nothing to do with his meme yoga, I expect a rise in meme yoga if he does win though.
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>>64161805
What will you be saying when he wins?
>hurrrr durrr he all hyped no way he beats Frankie
>hurrr durrr Max Bless Holloway will beat him this time
>hurrr durrr lets see him fight Full Camp Chad with a full camp
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>>64161761
That's actually a very good point. It just never made sense that someone can weigh-in for a division then move up a division or two for the fight... It just renders the whole weightcut useless.
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>>64161810
He's a hack with no ground game who almost got pfisted.
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>>64161805
so you're already crying and McGregor hasn't even won yet?
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>>64161835
hes a 19 year old you dipshit
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>>64161864
Rory was fighting title contenders at 20. Sage a shit.
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>>64161873

wow

sage can't ruin his good looks since he plans to fight and model too
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>>64161810
Sage is confirmed Terminator

Conor is confirmed Mewvment
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>>64161873
He was 21 when he fought Condit, but Condit wasn't a title contender yet.
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Its probably going to feel so good to be the first guy who beats the shit out of sage when it happens.
I would break his pretty face while whispering "is this okay mister sage!?"
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>>64161881
aldo will never see him coming

believe me
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>>64161879
Rory's a true fighter. Sage is just a meme.
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>>64161881
god thats so fucking dumb, mcgregor what are you doing man
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>>64161893
he's not even good looking wtf why do people keep spreading this meme

i wouldn't even fuck him
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>>64161881
>>64161810
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>conor wins and people all over the world start studying mewvment
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>>64161903
>not tinking like he tinks
He's not here to take part
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>>64161905
if you dont thinks sage is good looking you have incredibly high standards or retarded bro.
Dude is straight out of some teen vampire movie
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Why do people get chinny from getting knocked out and taking punches, what's the scientific reason behind it does anyone know.
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>>64161910
hey ive been saying for YEARS now that fighters should train in tricking/parkour/free-running

its just the natural progression of the sport
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>>64161916
>get chinny

The what now?
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>>64161907
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>>64161916
Some dominican asked this in the last post.
Some scientist while on JRE explained that every time you get concussed you lose water outside the brain that acts as a shook absorber.
The more you get heemed, the less water = chinny
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who else getting /drunkfor194/ here
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>>64161925
Mendes is so damn chinny imo desu
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who else can't sleep because it feels like the night before christmas when you were a kid
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>joe wearing an ONNIT shirt at the weigh ins
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>December 2015
>people still haven't joined
What will your excuse be when tomorrow comes?
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>>64161935
>joe rogan is infinitely more attractive


go to sleep joe
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>the champion is the underdog

how often does this happen
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>>64161951
I don't like long island trash
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>>64161961
kek

Weidman is the literal opposite of trash.
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>>64161967
he is low class long island trailer trash
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>>64161960
I think when Forest was champion and then Machida vs Shogun 2 too.
Not very often at all
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>conor vs aldo is in 16 bongs
aaaaaaaaaaaah I cant take the hype anymore lads
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>>64161973
when cardio Cain gets his rematch, when Jon Jones fights DC next
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>>64161960
Evans vs Machida
Shogun vs Jones
Weidman vs Silva 2
Holm vs Rousey 2
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>>64161977
Ronda vs Holm as well. Also, wasn't Lawler a slight underdog coming into his fight with Rory?
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>>64161992
>Ronda vs Holm
Casuals get out
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>>64161992
Ronda vs Holm 2, I mean.
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Why dont you want america to be great again ya goofs?

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/11/dana-white-donald-trump-vote-president/
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>>64161992
>Also, wasn't Lawler a slight underdog coming into his fight with Rory?
Yes.
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>>64161999
Oh, ok.
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>>64161971
>lives in a house
>parents live in a house
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>>64161960
Also, Edgar vs Penn 2, Serra vs GSP 2.

As you can see, it's not uncommon in rematches, but it is rare for a fresh challenger to be favored.
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I can't fucking sleep I'm too excited please help
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>>64162042
its ok ameribro, i'm grabbing 2 hours at the weirdest times these days, just dont pass out before ITS TIME
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>>64162042
I remember a time when i tought about heems so much that i had dreams of fights.
I miss those times.
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>>64161754

>hookers
>weed
>nothing else here
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>>64162053
I'll predict the outcome of the fights in my dreams and post them here.
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>>64162071
I would love to be able to dream about fights again.
It never happens now.
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I've been on this board and in these threads for so long now and I still don't know what heem means, can someone please tell me
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>>64162084

Hellbows
Execute
Eccentric
McGregor
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>>64162084
Heliocentric
Extraterrestrials
Examine
Memes
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>>64162084
Hit
Efficiently
Extra
Hard
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>>64162084
He
Even
Enjoys
Mandrama
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I can't even believe it's the day.

>the day
>it is here
>now
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>>64162097
>>64162108
>>64162110
>>64162123

ya that's what happens every time I ask, sigh guess i'll never know
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>>64162141
Neither can I. Everyone made weight too. And there are no main card injuries. It's actually happening.
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>>64162143

Everyone replaces HEEM with SHEEM when its a female so I've assumed it's a warped meme version of "him".

>him sleepy
>him tappy
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>>64161766
>AND IS GAY
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[spoiler] >frankie beat mendes [/spoiler]
that i did not expect
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>>64162164

I predicted Chad to win, I also predict Conor to win.
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>>64162164

Shit, ...didn't listen listen to the Joe Rogan podcast with Schaub?
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>>64162174

>listen listen

Is that some newgen Rogan bullshit?
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>>64161951
Rockhold had too much deer meat.
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>>64162182

Sorry, I've just been up for over 24 hours.
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>>64162002
Holy fuck, how can this be? How can one human be so unlikable?
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>>64162205

>up for over 24 hours

What in the actual fuck, man. You have the biggest fight of your life coming tonight. YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.

>go to sleep
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>>64162164
because youre shit at predictions

just like you predicted aldo to win
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>>64162084
it comes from alistair oveREEM having a glass chin and getting knocked out all the time
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>>64162205
i guess that's weidman's kid's handwriting?
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>>64162212

You're right. You're right.
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>>64162244
>>64162154
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>>64162256

It's better than mine tbhfam. I can type fine but put a pencil or pen in my hand and I go full 4 year old stick figure retard.
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>>64161477
lol this guy. Did an Irish guy fuck your mother and you could hear it from your basement?
Every thread you make the same shitty comments. I bet you smell like sweaty shite
and are a virgin
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>>64161389
WHO'S GONNA WIN BOYS?
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>>64162084
Handsome
Eastern
European
Men
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>>64162312
heart is jose.
head is conor.
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>>64162355
same
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>>64162355
opposite for me
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>>64162312
conor look like he cut 50 pounds or something
if that wasn't the case i would go with him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2JrK6bMWDY

44.15 ISIS get BTFO
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>>64162312

Hopefully Aldo since I bet on him.
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i want Conor to win but i feel that Aldo will destroy him.
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>>64162398
B
BL
BLO
BLOW
BLOWN
BLOWN
BLOWN T
BLOWN TH
BLOWN THE
BLOWN THE
BLOWN THE F
BLOWN THE FU
BLOWN THE FUC
BLOWN THE FUCK
BLOWN THE FUCK
BLOWN THE FUCK O
BLOWN THE FUCK OU
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
LOWN THE FUCK OUT
OWN THE FUCK OUT
WN THE FUCK OUT
N THE FUCK OUT
THE FUCK OUT
THE FUCK OUT
HE FUCK OUT
E FUCK OUT
FUCK OUT
FUCK OUT
UCK OUT
CK OUT
K OUT
OUT
OUT
UT
T
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>>64162411
It's that way for a lot of people. Why aren't we confident in the people that we want to win? I really want Aldo to win, but I feel like the fight is gonna stay on the feet and Conor will use his superior mewvement and reach to tag ALDO
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>>64162411
This.
This fight is the most important sporting event of my life, but I'm near certain that Aldo is going to win by 1st round SUB.
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>>64162398
Ayyyy

Bonus qt fight fan for good measure.
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>>64162411
I want Jose to win and I think he will.

Mendes getting KO'd so easily tonight worries me though. Conor and Jose's chins might both be gone because of the IV ban.
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>>64162388
Closer to 25-30. It's never affected him before though.
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>>64162426
I'm confident in The Chris.
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>>64162431
masculine body
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPpBAK2qUc

>tfw irish man will never serenade you
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>>64162426
>mewvement

How is he gonna mewvement after Aldo kicks him in the leg?
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>>64162084
Hosay
Easily
Executes
McGregor
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>>64162439

I heard mendes only cut like 5 lbs for this fight, so I doubt the iv was an issue for him, also Jose said he's going to ignore the ban an use ivs anyway so as an Irishman i'm a bit worried he may have a big advantage.
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>>64162398
Can someone explain to me how Megan Olivi-Benavidez got this gig? She's cute, but fuck she can't control a crowd for shit and gets constantly stepped on by others on the mic.
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Guys I just bought the pay per view and I still have no idea who I'm rooting for
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Is 194 sold out?

I thought I heard Megan say tickets were still available during the Q&A yesterday.
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>>64162470
Pretty face with enough knowledge about MMA.

>>64162465
I'm sure Conor's camp came up with a plan to avoid that. He might narrow his stance or might even fight orthodox.
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>>64162388
He always looks like that, don't let it affect your judgment.
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>>64162468
That was Edgar that only cut 5. Mendes probably cut around 15-20. He and Faber both said they walk around in the low 160s.

Crazy that Edgar won the 155lb belt without cutting any weight.
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>>64162476
Just root for heems then my man.
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>>64162501
>>64162084

you've given up the secret, HEEM means knockout, or something similar, YES.
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>>64162519
What are you talking about? He's referring to the undercard:
>>64162332
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Alright lads....I'm ready.
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I had a dream that Conor puts Jose on his back wit a straight left, then while ground and pounding him he gets pulled into Aldo's guard and submitted.

Would they do an immediate rematch in this unlikely situation? I imagine they would.
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>>64162084
Honing
Every
Exotic
Movement
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>>64162468
Are you still dwelling on what Jose said purely to annoy Dana? He said that during the time he said he wouldn't wear Reebok gear.
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>>64162519
>HEEM means knockout, or something similar
Then how come when someone gets subbed, people say heem tappy. Or when someone is bleeding, people say heem leaky. Clearly you're incorrect. The word heem is ancient and full of history. Do some lengthy research and you may finally come to the true conclusion.

Checkmate, potato
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>>64162529
>putting money on both sides below evens
What are you doing, lad?
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>>64162529
You're losing more money by betting all that than you'd gain by winning.
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>>64162108
nice
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>>64162551
Not really,more than half of those bets are with money I won last night on the TUF card.
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FINAL REMINDER:

-Conor's knee is fucked
-meme coach Ido brought in by Conor
-JK against it
-JK wanted to postpone fight
-pressure from UFC and Conor not wanting to look like a hypocrite stopped that
-plan is to finish it early
-if Aldo starts connecting with those heavy kicks Conor's career is pretty much guaranteed over
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>>64162575
how do you know all this
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>>64162575
>-JK wanted to postpone fight

If you're going to spout bullshit at least do it with a pasta or something so we can get a cheap laugh.
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>>64162575
>what is sauce?
fuck off
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>You listenin' in on our conversation there, m8?
What do Conor and Dana talk about?
Is it even a conversation or just hours upon hours of Conor kissing his own ass, talking numbers, mewvment, or the future and Dana laughing and doing coke?
Coke is the only reason Conor's keeping appearances with Dana right?
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>plane turned back because of Irish fans
>Irish fans ruining the Holly Holm Q&A

This is why you gypo shits should just stay in your containment country. Stick to doing door to door sales of patios and fuck off back to your caravans.
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UH VAI MORRER

Favela monkey is about to get reality check.
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>>64162589
Is buzz cut with full beard the best possible hair style combo?
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Ronda is Kill
Paige is Kill

What's Dana gonna do this time tomorrow?
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>>64162594
>UK being this salty about not being able to have such top tier UFC banter
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