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Upcoming MMA events:
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://youtu.be/ZujfTiYQqd4
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>>>64171600
Well, she carried a baby around in her stomach and pushed it out of her ass. Time to go get permaheemed friend.
new meme
3rd for england
>>64171983
nice
>>64171994
looks like Drago, speaks like Zoolander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc_8glIdPE
>>64171983
Wew that is deep
>>64171994
That chin will be his demise.
>>64171855
He definitely didn't win all 4 rounds. I know there was a round he lost. I'm not sure if it was round 2 or round 3. I need to rewatch the fight, my memory is sketched.
>>64171945
Like I said, I need to rewatch the fight. I remember that kick landing but not how it landed. After the kick landed Robbie tried to set his feet and stumbled, and then Rory pushed him to the cage and tried to finish.
lads post some UFC 194 related heems to pass the time
/r/ing Holloway vs Swanson if anyone has it as well
still cant find a streaming where can i watch it
i just find shitty sites with 1000 pop ups and installing reatarded plugins
help me please :(
Joanna is on the team. You should be too.
>>64172057
>looking for a stream this far out
sit tight you colossal faggot
>>64172086
sorry if in my country it is not avaiable the ufc pass and if there is no fucking way to watch it even being awake at fucking 4 in the morning
>>64172057
ufc.tv
>>64172112
fuck off casual
>>64172112
>this has anything to do with what I said
>>64171512
black and brazilian woman are more manly because they haven't been coddled their whole lives and actually work somewhere else outside an office.
What did the heembro in Vegas do last night?
McConnor
Age 27
Hours spent practicing marital arts: Thousands
Me
Age 26
Hours spent shit posting on 4chan: Thousands
I wish I could go back in time.. I'd be a world champion instead of a loser
>Aldo's mewvment at the weigh ins
>McgreGOAT BTFO by a hue who cant speak english
top kek
>>64172130
fuck off fucking ameritard
not only i have to stay awake the whole night because ufc can only do events at retarded hours for europeans but blocks also BUYING the ufc pass
>>64172057
unitedairlines.com/ticket_to_usa
you're welcome
>>64172161
When did Conor start training?
>>64172046
>>64172166
boo fucking hoo
>>64172057
do you have a way for me to contact you and will your promise to keep this stream super secret?
>>64172161
You're a world champion in our eyes
>>64171983
how long would I need to train to be able to do that?
>>64172161
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Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
>BBQ tonight before the snow starts coming
>>64172024
Why does wacky shit like this make me laugh so hard? Am I autistic?
>>64172220
>Buy Alpha Brainâ„¢
kek
>>64172182
started boxing as a teen I think
>>64172195
100% troll but i d gladly try because i waited for this for months and months
can you give me a way to write you?
>>64172207
Standard bjj training? 5 years.
With the Movement? RIGHT NOW.
>>64172266
maybe you should have been looking for a stream instead of waiting you dumb fucking casual faggot
>>64172245
Lucky bastard, we're always promised snow here but it hardly ever accumulates
>>64172284
how do I into mewvment?
wait... my GF is a fucking yoga teacher! I could have been mewvementing this whole time!
who /comf/ here?
>>64172266
>[email protected]
shoot me an email at this throw away one and I'll give you a good one
>>64172309
you retarded autistic fag i thought i could have bought the ticket on the ufc site but americans are so retarded that prefer to block it in 90% on the states of the planets
>>64172266
post facebook and i'll message you a link
>that glorious feel when I know I can literally heem anyone in /heem/
Don't listen to the liars, Spain is not white
AH'LL ILLIMIN8 CHAD MINI MENDEZ
>>64172182
2008
>>64172341
>[email protected]
done it bro
>>64172024
I'M IN TEARS
>>64172182
Wikipedia says early teens.
>>64172203
Thanks... ;_;
>>64172220
Thanks Joe! I actually heard this podcast. But that is inspiring regardless.
But you can't start training at age 26 and become anything significant. I am destined to be an average joe and live a life of mediocrity, if even that. All the things i could have been.. All those closed doors.. All those doors that keeps closing.. Dont waste your time young guns.
>>64172407
step up your /fa/ game seriously
>>64172407
Why do you look so weird?
Where is your right shoulder?
What did you train today?
I did some salsa dances on the beach
>>64172407
b-but we've always been told that white people ruined central and south america
>>64172363
>americans are so retarded that prefer to block it in 90% on the states of the planets
>>64172312
It snowed one day last month and then there's been nothing since
>>64172341
you're an absolute faggot if you give him anything
>>64172407
I'd heem you in RL
>starts at 3am
Why.
Don't they usually start about 1am GMT?
>>64172407
>that chin
You'd go stiff with 1 shot
>>64172325
Looks pretty comfy mate.
6/10 comfy here but its only 8.30am
>>64172550
because no one fucking cares what time it starts in your country
>>64172573
wow you are really fat
>>64172522
A lot of people would heem me, I dont do martial arts, I'm only here to see men half naked
>>64172478
it wasn't us I swear
>>64172573
Very small feet
I'm going to sleep soon lads so I won't be 'SLEEPY' when i'm watching the main event later..
>>64172598
Wtf
>>64172220
A true hero would never write down a list of goals, anon
>>64172495
>December 12th
>Northeast US
>62 F right now
bizarro weather
>>64172550
Your country isn't relevant enough for the UFC to align itself with your schedule.
Who else /HereToTakeOver/ ?
>>64172550
no it doesn't you piece of casual shit fuck off
>yfw McGoober gets heem'd so badly tonight that no heem will ever compare
>>64172424
Sent.
>>64172501
Suck my cock you faggot
>>64172588
>implying were not the most important country in the world
>tfw I could
>>64172573
you a skater senpai?
>>64172681
L-London?
>>64172669
I'm going to save at least 20 different versions and angles to my heem folder
>>64172703
Retired but yeah bro.
>>64172683
you're getting a lot of attention since rotherham that's undeniable
>>64172617
fuck i cant find the heem sleepy original video anywhere guys pls help
>>64172550
Main card is always 3am
not true fight fan confirm
I'd leg lock everyone one of you here.
/HEEM/ FAVORITE FIGHTER MEGA POLL
VOTE NOW
http://strawpoll.me/6247486
http://strawpoll.me/6247486
http://strawpoll.me/6247486
>>64172573
nice little feet twink
>>64172761
>no gunni
lol nice list faggot
>>64172645
REEEEEEE
>>64172609
Well you know what they say, small feet, giant penis.
>>64172024
This is incredible.
>>64172645
>December 12th
>Charlotte, NC
>73 degrees
fucking gorgeous outside and my neighbor is cutting his grass
>>64172776
All these homosexuals obsessing over my feet.
>11.5 shoe
Lrn 2 perspective
>>64172776
Are those traps talking about their own little clittys?
>>64172761
1. Jones
2. Rory
3. Joanna
4. Korean Zombie
5. Roided Vitor
6. Jacare
7. Weidman
8. Condit
9. Khabib
10. Lyoto
Hey pussy, are you still here?
>>64172891
13 here
I'd foot stomp against the cage no hesitation
>the results of this poll
you faggot are ruining /heem/
go to /s4s/ or some shit
>>64172935
>Khabib that low
>>64172891
13 desu
>>64172887
I'm in NC too, 77 here, has me like
>Poll with 15 options
Shit nigga what are you doing?
>>64172743
>trump says there are zones in british cities where the police doesn't go because shitskins
>britain is outraged, how dare he say such a thing
>literally two days later an ex london police officer confirms it
KEK
>>64172948
We'd be in a different weight class you fucking Sasquatch
>schaub winning
my sides
too many casual yanks shitting up the thread as usual
>>64172761
Schaub cannot be stopped
>want a pizza for the fight
>tfw closest thing is dominos
>tfw ordering from them is a gamble
>tfw ended up with BBQ sauce on last pizza instead of pizza sauce
>>64172891
your feet are just fat and ugly tbqh
feet tell a lot about the built of a man
>>64172967
Penis length in cm?
>>64172024
This is seriously unbelievable. One of the funniest, most high quality MMA related things Ive ever seen
Christmas is in 2 weeks, what did you get for your family?
>>64173012
That doesn't sound too bad tbqh
>>64173003
All I see is Spaniards, Irish, Slavs and Italians asking for streams.
>Brit calling anyone a casual
Do you even have a single good fighter in the UFC?
>>64173042
horrendous banter, just stop responding uglyfoot
>Schaub is beating Conor
what the fug
>>64173042
16.51 if I'm watching ELITE porn
>>64173050
ONNIT t-shirt, alphabrain pills and some kettlebells.
>>64173012
well what's the next closest place, anon
>>64173061
we'll have a champ by the end of the night
>>64173020
>>64173065
Fuck you guys are rude
>>64172747
Got you, familia
https://u.pomf.io/wechnt.mp4
>>64172573
Nice trotters you got there.
>>64172984
there are no go zones in every european city with more than 500k people. When it's not muslims it's gyspsies, I don't know what Brits were so mad about, everyone knows it
>>64173105
What part of Ireland are you from?
>>64172984
They are the biggest joke of a country on the entire planet.
http://strawpoll.me/6247486
lmao at this poll
>>64173143
london
who /big dick bandit/ here
>>64173139
People really, really hate when reality breaks in on their bubbles of delusion. Liberals most of all.
>>64173158
>>64173148
Looks good to me
>>64173106
either you're a fattie or your feet are too stubby for the rest of your body
>>64173148
How many proxies are you on?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945816819.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945890080.webm
/HEEM/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64173148
>what if my fave is Ronda Arousey
>>64173106
sorry man i think you are good looking top lad and all but your feet are ugly and you may have a tendency to put on weight easily
no hard feelings
t. slim elegant aesthetic greek foot masterrace
>>64173112
ayyy lmao thanks familija
Nosewani with the preview show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WohrQPL3kP0
>>64173139
Well Antonio in cities that are actualy white like mine you can go anywhere without fear
>>64173145
>has a nigger for a leader
>people like Bernie sanders can legitimately stand for office without being laughed out of the country
Lel, wether you like it or not you're just as fucked up as us son, I pray you get Trump into power and turn your shit around.
Memes aside, even if you accept Arlovski as winning, Brendan Schaub is still clearly the superior fighter.
Arlovski lost to Brett Rogers, who lost to to Barnett who lost to Cro Cop who got decapitated by Big Brown. Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.
This can be applied a step further to the Travis Browne . Browne just lost to Andrei Arlovski who, as we've established, is inferior to Based Big Brown. Therefore, Schaub > Arlovski > Browne. This also applies to when Arlovski beat big Country.
Schaub beats Gonzaga, who beat rothwell.
Therefore
Schaub > Gonzaga > Rothwell
>Brendan Schaub
Undisputed GOAT
15-0 record
11-0 in the UFC
what should I do in the next 4 hours until the prelims start?
>>64173112
savage
>>64173186
Never seen a kid with a hairline that bad.
>>64173244
How do you think Schaub would do in a pure wrestling match against Cain? I think he'd win.
waiting for the fights. maximum comfy edition
>>64173206
jesus, the tits on the right
>>64173234
I don't consider Eastern Europe when I talk about Europe
>>64173206
first GSP
then Silva , Jones , Honda , PVZ
after conor gets BTFO dana will have a heart attack.
>>64173197
I've got fucked feet yes.
I'm 6'2" and 95kg. I could lose 5kg but so could most of you. Happy? Jesus its like I stumbled into a /soc/ thread.
>there are people who won't experience what a fight fan will tonight
>>64173280
Cain's wrestling is overrated. He's a good kickboxer so it makes setting up takedowns easier. Schaub would dismantle him and humiliate him in front of his bean eating luchadors
>>64173289
Imaš lijepe slike
>>64173280
It would definitely be very competitive. In a submission grappling match I would for sure give Schaub the edge.
>>64173330
>"""""people"""""
>>64173289
Post feet. I'm getting too much heat over here.
>>64173206
>watching PPV with 10 people
most people don't have 10 mma friends
>>64173186
here lad
>>64173335
I think you'd be surprised. I think he'd beat him up.
>>64173289
looks like shit
>>64173307
you sound like a woman throwing a fit
"You happy now??"
>>64172166
You can buy the pass if you want. Just wait for a stream you fucking junkie.
>>64173206
This will always get me in the feels
How do i explain what heem is to my girlfriend?
>>64173352
got that right pham
>>64172024
OH MY FUCKING JESUS
Keep it nice, flowy and playful in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2vR3ZH5sTE&feature=youtu.be
>>64173206
I'd pay three times the price of a PPV to see them get blacked tbqh
ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING TONIGHT
>>64173186
No, but I pay cam girls to express their love for big cock.
>>64173206
>watching the fights with 8 people who don't really give a shit about it and talk about LOL and other random shit all the time.
>>64173206
you can get 8 or 9 buddiiieeess, at heemonly.com
>>64172024
Lost it at Ronda
makdessi or medeiros ? what do you think ?
>>64173236
>you're just as fucked up as us son
LMFAO
Not even close.
We can own firearms.
Self defense with lethal force is legal here.
Owning your own land is much, much more available to the average Joe due to our landmass.
We don't get arrested for 'hate speech'
We don't pander to Muslims that openly preach hate towards the natives in the street.
We don't cover up the rape of 1400 children because we don't want to appear 'racist.'
This aside let's all just enjoy the fights tonight and take a break from the fall of all our empires. But really if you think we're just as fucked as you, you are hardcore denial family. It's time to come to terms with the fact that you are getting dangerously close to the point of no return.
Diaz 1 2 5
>>64173228
these "predictions" are so fucking useless
friend from ireland said that they have non-alcoholic nights in some pubs over there cause owners fears that fans would break everything when they get drunk if conor lose or win lel
>>64173357
post yours
>>64173341
hvala
>>64173449
>Proxy voting
>>64173206
>10 friends
Who the fuck does he think I am? Nobody have 10 friends
>>64173390
Fat ankles aside, I'd still fucking heem you wog.
>>64173228
>"I don't celebrate Christmas"
oy vey ariel
>>64173477
He's wrong, you're not as fucked as us, but you're getting there.
>>64173206
I only buy the most stacked cards and watch them by myself
>post yfw UFC 194 is tonight and NO ONE got injured and EVERYONE made weight
>>64173503
That's a flat out lie because pubs aren't legally allowed be open past 2.30AM here. Card starts at 3.
Try again.
>>64173551
>>64173517
>not hanging around in favelas with your boys supporting every BR fighter
VOTE NOW FOR YOUR FAVORITE FIGHTER IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
http://strawpoll.me/6247486/
http://strawpoll.me/6247486/
http://strawpoll.me/6247486/
>>64173519
wog is a compliment
>>64173551
>>64173551
>>64173459
I'm thinking medeiros
>>64173551
Conor via /NiceNFlowy/ you heard it here lads
>>64173551
>>64173206
Fuck I miss fight nights with the bros. Moved and not inspired to find a new crew to watch with. Dana's right though. I wont pay to watch it by my self, but I'll stream the shit out of it.
Hey guys
Do you take Joe Rogan seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71-hQMxSLNA
>>64173551
>>64173551
>>64173551
>>64173551
>>64172024
The only hype trailer needed.
>>64173578
Cool man. This got boring really fast. Enjoy the fights.
>>64173551
>>64173551
>>64173503
what are you on about? sounds like a load of bullshit
they did have to divert airplane for them though kek
http://www.independent.ie/sport/mma/flight-carrying-conor-mcgregor-fans-forced-to-divert-following-drunk-irish-fella-causing-disturbance-34278759.html
Who /TeamMcGoat/ here?
>>64173558
>he's never had a lock in
>>64173594
why ?
>>64172941
Har du et stream til Rudy vs. Patrick m8?
>>64172024
>>64173566
Actually I'm hoping that McGregor wins. But he probably won't.
>>64173533
I know, we all are.
That's why I say lets drop the BS for now and enjoy one of the greatest cards in recent memory.
Everyone that isn't a kek or has completely buried their head in the sand knows that blood will be flowing in the streets by 2020, whether anyone likes it or not. Just be ready to be ruthless.
>>64173636
I really really like this webm
If you bitch made faggots would actually stand and bang with me you wouldn't last two minutes
>>64173551
>>64173363
c-can i watch it with you,senpai?
>>64173648
Has anyone come up with an explanation as to how sage can be taller and bigger and still weigh the same?
heem used to be full of brazilian posters, now theyre hardly here anymore. What happened?
>>64171984
>she carried a baby around in her stomach
>a baby around in her stomach
>a baby in her stomach
>stomach
top kek
Are you a fucking IDIOT -- or did she really eat a baby?
>>64173721
you have to be the biggest casual on the planet to not know why
>>64173703
haha ewww
Joe Rogan is gay right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zYqNZOjwJQ
why do all Americans drink out of these? In UK you only see these at childrens parties
>>64173667
hes taller and has a much longer reach, I think he might be able use his size advantage to get the sub. Makdessi is a manlet with a lazy eye
>>64173551
Michelle Waterson got injured mate
>>64173742
You moron. That's where babies grow ya fucking goof.
>>64173732
>>64173721
he has like 0% body fat
i know aldo will win but i'm interested in what mac's excuse will be. how will he get himself out of this one?
>>64173732
heem breaky
I wasn't here for that, but I was told they left after that
>>64173732
jumped off the bandwagon or shot in favela
>>64173742
A dingo ate my baby
>>64173732
Silva broke his leg.
>>64173721
you really cant tell why by just looking at him?
>>64173754
they really only get used at parties, mostly because they're cheap and disposable
>>64173784
Wtf? Really?
>>64173778
Pretty much. That was the catalyst.
>>64173766
Everyone who's actually important*
>>64173703
>not a_pancake_becomes_self_aware.webbum
As always, Hans has no humour.
>>64173667
you have a good point about the lazy eye
>>64173732
Canderson stopped fighting retards and did roids, so they all fucked off.
Which is a shame because they have 3 good champions right now and none of them even show up to support them.
>>64173748
you have to stfu and suck my brown dick faggot
>>64173732
That's what happens when bandwagoners have nothing left to bandwagon
>>64173721
Bones, I think
>>64173775
This doesn't make sense, muscle is denser than muscle.
>>64173776
well let's consult Bigg Rigg for this one
>>64173812
Nah, not really.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain
>>64173826
My point still stands
How long do you think Full Camp Mendes would last against Two Week Mendes before getting heemed?