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Upcoming MMA events:
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://youtu.be/ZujfTiYQqd4
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>>>64171600
Well, she carried a baby around in her stomach and pushed it out of her ass. Time to go get permaheemed friend.
new meme
3rd for england
>>64171983
nice
>>64171994
looks like Drago, speaks like Zoolander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc_8glIdPE
>>64171983
Wew that is deep
>>64171994
That chin will be his demise.
>>64171855
He definitely didn't win all 4 rounds. I know there was a round he lost. I'm not sure if it was round 2 or round 3. I need to rewatch the fight, my memory is sketched.
>>64171945
Like I said, I need to rewatch the fight. I remember that kick landing but not how it landed. After the kick landed Robbie tried to set his feet and stumbled, and then Rory pushed him to the cage and tried to finish.
lads post some UFC 194 related heems to pass the time
/r/ing Holloway vs Swanson if anyone has it as well
still cant find a streaming where can i watch it
i just find shitty sites with 1000 pop ups and installing reatarded plugins
help me please :(
Joanna is on the team. You should be too.
>>64172057
>looking for a stream this far out
sit tight you colossal faggot
>>64172086
sorry if in my country it is not avaiable the ufc pass and if there is no fucking way to watch it even being awake at fucking 4 in the morning
>>64172057
ufc.tv
>>64172112
fuck off casual
>>64172112
>this has anything to do with what I said
>>64171512
black and brazilian woman are more manly because they haven't been coddled their whole lives and actually work somewhere else outside an office.
What did the heembro in Vegas do last night?
McConnor
Age 27
Hours spent practicing marital arts: Thousands
Me
Age 26
Hours spent shit posting on 4chan: Thousands
I wish I could go back in time.. I'd be a world champion instead of a loser
>Aldo's mewvment at the weigh ins
>McgreGOAT BTFO by a hue who cant speak english
top kek
>>64172130
fuck off fucking ameritard
not only i have to stay awake the whole night because ufc can only do events at retarded hours for europeans but blocks also BUYING the ufc pass
>>64172057
unitedairlines.com/ticket_to_usa
you're welcome
>>64172161
When did Conor start training?
>>64172166
boo fucking hoo
>>64172057
do you have a way for me to contact you and will your promise to keep this stream super secret?
>>64172161
You're a world champion in our eyes
>>64171983
how long would I need to train to be able to do that?
>>64172161
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.
Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
>BBQ tonight before the snow starts coming
>>64172024
Why does wacky shit like this make me laugh so hard? Am I autistic?
>>64172220
>Buy Alpha Brain™
kek
>>64172182
started boxing as a teen I think
>>64172195
100% troll but i d gladly try because i waited for this for months and months
can you give me a way to write you?
>>64172207
Standard bjj training? 5 years.
With the Movement? RIGHT NOW.
>>64172266
maybe you should have been looking for a stream instead of waiting you dumb fucking casual faggot
>>64172245
Lucky bastard, we're always promised snow here but it hardly ever accumulates
>>64172284
how do I into mewvment?
wait... my GF is a fucking yoga teacher! I could have been mewvementing this whole time!
who /comf/ here?
>>64172266
>[email protected]
shoot me an email at this throw away one and I'll give you a good one
>>64172309
you retarded autistic fag i thought i could have bought the ticket on the ufc site but americans are so retarded that prefer to block it in 90% on the states of the planets
>>64172266
post facebook and i'll message you a link
>that glorious feel when I know I can literally heem anyone in /heem/
Don't listen to the liars, Spain is not white
AH'LL ILLIMIN8 CHAD MINI MENDEZ
>>64172182
2008
>>64172341
>[email protected]
done it bro
>>64172024
I'M IN TEARS
>>64172182
Wikipedia says early teens.
>>64172203
Thanks... ;_;
>>64172220
Thanks Joe! I actually heard this podcast. But that is inspiring regardless.
But you can't start training at age 26 and become anything significant. I am destined to be an average joe and live a life of mediocrity, if even that. All the things i could have been.. All those closed doors.. All those doors that keeps closing.. Dont waste your time young guns.
>>64172407
step up your /fa/ game seriously
>>64172407
Why do you look so weird?
Where is your right shoulder?
What did you train today?
I did some salsa dances on the beach
>>64172407
b-but we've always been told that white people ruined central and south america
>>64172363
>americans are so retarded that prefer to block it in 90% on the states of the planets
>>64172312
It snowed one day last month and then there's been nothing since
>>64172341
you're an absolute faggot if you give him anything
>>64172407
I'd heem you in RL
>starts at 3am
Why.
Don't they usually start about 1am GMT?
>>64172407
>that chin
You'd go stiff with 1 shot
>>64172325
Looks pretty comfy mate.
6/10 comfy here but its only 8.30am
>>64172550
because no one fucking cares what time it starts in your country
>>64172573
wow you are really fat
>>64172522
A lot of people would heem me, I dont do martial arts, I'm only here to see men half naked
>>64172478
it wasn't us I swear
>>64172573
Very small feet
I'm going to sleep soon lads so I won't be 'SLEEPY' when i'm watching the main event later..
>>64172598
Wtf
>>64172220
A true hero would never write down a list of goals, anon
>>64172495
>December 12th
>Northeast US
>62 F right now
bizarro weather
>>64172550
Your country isn't relevant enough for the UFC to align itself with your schedule.
Who else /HereToTakeOver/ ?
>>64172550
no it doesn't you piece of casual shit fuck off
>yfw McGoober gets heem'd so badly tonight that no heem will ever compare
>>64172424
Sent.
>>64172501
Suck my cock you faggot
>>64172588
>implying were not the most important country in the world
>tfw I could
>>64172573
you a skater senpai?
>>64172681
L-London?
>>64172669
I'm going to save at least 20 different versions and angles to my heem folder
>>64172703
Retired but yeah bro.
>>64172683
you're getting a lot of attention since rotherham that's undeniable
>>64172617
fuck i cant find the heem sleepy original video anywhere guys pls help
>>64172550
Main card is always 3am
not true fight fan confirm
I'd leg lock everyone one of you here.
/HEEM/ FAVORITE FIGHTER MEGA POLL
VOTE NOW
http://strawpoll.me/6247486
http://strawpoll.me/6247486
http://strawpoll.me/6247486
>>64172573
nice little feet twink
>>64172761
>no gunni
lol nice list faggot
>>64172645
REEEEEEE
>>64172609
Well you know what they say, small feet, giant penis.
>>64172024
This is incredible.
>>64172645
>December 12th
>Charlotte, NC
>73 degrees
fucking gorgeous outside and my neighbor is cutting his grass
>>64172776
All these homosexuals obsessing over my feet.
>11.5 shoe
Lrn 2 perspective
>>64172776
Are those traps talking about their own little clittys?
>>64172761
1. Jones
2. Rory
3. Joanna
4. Korean Zombie
5. Roided Vitor
6. Jacare
7. Weidman
8. Condit
9. Khabib
10. Lyoto
Hey pussy, are you still here?
>>64172891
13 here
I'd foot stomp against the cage no hesitation
>the results of this poll
you faggot are ruining /heem/
go to /s4s/ or some shit
>>64172935
>Khabib that low
>>64172891
13 desu
>>64172887
I'm in NC too, 77 here, has me like
>Poll with 15 options
Shit nigga what are you doing?
>>64172743
>trump says there are zones in british cities where the police doesn't go because shitskins
>britain is outraged, how dare he say such a thing
>literally two days later an ex london police officer confirms it
KEK
>>64172948
We'd be in a different weight class you fucking Sasquatch
>schaub winning
my sides
too many casual yanks shitting up the thread as usual
>>64172761
Schaub cannot be stopped
>want a pizza for the fight
>tfw closest thing is dominos
>tfw ordering from them is a gamble
>tfw ended up with BBQ sauce on last pizza instead of pizza sauce
>>64172891
your feet are just fat and ugly tbqh
feet tell a lot about the built of a man
>>64172967
Penis length in cm?
>>64172024
This is seriously unbelievable. One of the funniest, most high quality MMA related things Ive ever seen
Christmas is in 2 weeks, what did you get for your family?
>>64173012
That doesn't sound too bad tbqh
>>64173003
All I see is Spaniards, Irish, Slavs and Italians asking for streams.
>Brit calling anyone a casual
Do you even have a single good fighter in the UFC?
>>64173042
horrendous banter, just stop responding uglyfoot
>Schaub is beating Conor
what the fug
>>64173042
16.51 if I'm watching ELITE porn
>>64173050
ONNIT t-shirt, alphabrain pills and some kettlebells.
>>64173012
well what's the next closest place, anon
>>64173061
we'll have a champ by the end of the night
>>64173020
>>64173065
Fuck you guys are rude
>>64172747
Got you, familia
https://u.pomf.io/wechnt.mp4
>>64172573
Nice trotters you got there.
>>64172984
there are no go zones in every european city with more than 500k people. When it's not muslims it's gyspsies, I don't know what Brits were so mad about, everyone knows it
>>64173105
What part of Ireland are you from?
>>64172984
They are the biggest joke of a country on the entire planet.
http://strawpoll.me/6247486
lmao at this poll
>>64173143
london
who /big dick bandit/ here
>>64173139
People really, really hate when reality breaks in on their bubbles of delusion. Liberals most of all.
>>64173158
>>64173148
Looks good to me
>>64173106
either you're a fattie or your feet are too stubby for the rest of your body
>>64173148
How many proxies are you on?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945816819.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945890080.webm
/HEEM/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64173148
>what if my fave is Ronda Arousey
>>64173106
sorry man i think you are good looking top lad and all but your feet are ugly and you may have a tendency to put on weight easily
no hard feelings
t. slim elegant aesthetic greek foot masterrace
>>64173112
ayyy lmao thanks familija
Nosewani with the preview show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WohrQPL3kP0
>>64173139
Well Antonio in cities that are actualy white like mine you can go anywhere without fear
>>64173145
>has a nigger for a leader
>people like Bernie sanders can legitimately stand for office without being laughed out of the country
Lel, wether you like it or not you're just as fucked up as us son, I pray you get Trump into power and turn your shit around.
Memes aside, even if you accept Arlovski as winning, Brendan Schaub is still clearly the superior fighter.
Arlovski lost to Brett Rogers, who lost to to Barnett who lost to Cro Cop who got decapitated by Big Brown. Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.
This can be applied a step further to the Travis Browne . Browne just lost to Andrei Arlovski who, as we've established, is inferior to Based Big Brown. Therefore, Schaub > Arlovski > Browne. This also applies to when Arlovski beat big Country.
Schaub beats Gonzaga, who beat rothwell.
Therefore
Schaub > Gonzaga > Rothwell
>Brendan Schaub
Undisputed GOAT
15-0 record
11-0 in the UFC
what should I do in the next 4 hours until the prelims start?
>>64173112
savage
>>64173186
Never seen a kid with a hairline that bad.
>>64173244
How do you think Schaub would do in a pure wrestling match against Cain? I think he'd win.
waiting for the fights. maximum comfy edition
>>64173206
jesus, the tits on the right
>>64173234
I don't consider Eastern Europe when I talk about Europe
>>64173206
first GSP
then Silva , Jones , Honda , PVZ
after conor gets BTFO dana will have a heart attack.
>>64173197
I've got fucked feet yes.
I'm 6'2" and 95kg. I could lose 5kg but so could most of you. Happy? Jesus its like I stumbled into a /soc/ thread.
>there are people who won't experience what a fight fan will tonight
>>64173280
Cain's wrestling is overrated. He's a good kickboxer so it makes setting up takedowns easier. Schaub would dismantle him and humiliate him in front of his bean eating luchadors
>>64173289
Imaš lijepe slike
>>64173280
It would definitely be very competitive. In a submission grappling match I would for sure give Schaub the edge.
>>64173330
>"""""people"""""
>>64173289
Post feet. I'm getting too much heat over here.
>>64173206
>watching PPV with 10 people
most people don't have 10 mma friends
>>64173186
here lad
>>64173335
I think you'd be surprised. I think he'd beat him up.
>>64173289
looks like shit
>>64173307
you sound like a woman throwing a fit
"You happy now??"
>>64172166
You can buy the pass if you want. Just wait for a stream you fucking junkie.
>>64173206
This will always get me in the feels
How do i explain what heem is to my girlfriend?
>>64173352
got that right pham
>>64172024
OH MY FUCKING JESUS
Keep it nice, flowy and playful in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2vR3ZH5sTE&feature=youtu.be
>>64173206
I'd pay three times the price of a PPV to see them get blacked tbqh
ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING TONIGHT
>>64173186
No, but I pay cam girls to express their love for big cock.
>>64173206
>watching the fights with 8 people who don't really give a shit about it and talk about LOL and other random shit all the time.
>>64173206
you can get 8 or 9 buddiiieeess, at heemonly.com
>>64172024
Lost it at Ronda
makdessi or medeiros ? what do you think ?
>>64173236
>you're just as fucked up as us son
LMFAO
Not even close.
We can own firearms.
Self defense with lethal force is legal here.
Owning your own land is much, much more available to the average Joe due to our landmass.
We don't get arrested for 'hate speech'
We don't pander to Muslims that openly preach hate towards the natives in the street.
We don't cover up the rape of 1400 children because we don't want to appear 'racist.'
This aside let's all just enjoy the fights tonight and take a break from the fall of all our empires. But really if you think we're just as fucked as you, you are hardcore denial family. It's time to come to terms with the fact that you are getting dangerously close to the point of no return.
Diaz 1 2 5
>>64173228
these "predictions" are so fucking useless
friend from ireland said that they have non-alcoholic nights in some pubs over there cause owners fears that fans would break everything when they get drunk if conor lose or win lel
>>64173357
post yours
>>64173341
hvala
>>64173449
>Proxy voting
>>64173206
>10 friends
Who the fuck does he think I am? Nobody have 10 friends
>>64173390
Fat ankles aside, I'd still fucking heem you wog.
>>64173228
>"I don't celebrate Christmas"
oy vey ariel
>>64173477
He's wrong, you're not as fucked as us, but you're getting there.
>>64173206
I only buy the most stacked cards and watch them by myself
>post yfw UFC 194 is tonight and NO ONE got injured and EVERYONE made weight
>>64173503
That's a flat out lie because pubs aren't legally allowed be open past 2.30AM here. Card starts at 3.
Try again.
>>64173517
>not hanging around in favelas with your boys supporting every BR fighter
VOTE NOW FOR YOUR FAVORITE FIGHTER IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
http://strawpoll.me/6247486/
http://strawpoll.me/6247486/
http://strawpoll.me/6247486/
>>64173519
wog is a compliment
>>64173459
I'm thinking medeiros
Conor via /NiceNFlowy/ you heard it here lads
>>64173206
Fuck I miss fight nights with the bros. Moved and not inspired to find a new crew to watch with. Dana's right though. I wont pay to watch it by my self, but I'll stream the shit out of it.
Hey guys
Do you take Joe Rogan seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71-hQMxSLNA
>>64172024
The only hype trailer needed.
>>64173578
Cool man. This got boring really fast. Enjoy the fights.
>>64173503
what are you on about? sounds like a load of bullshit
they did have to divert airplane for them though kek
http://www.independent.ie/sport/mma/flight-carrying-conor-mcgregor-fans-forced-to-divert-following-drunk-irish-fella-causing-disturbance-34278759.html
Who /TeamMcGoat/ here?
>>64173558
>he's never had a lock in
>>64172941
Har du et stream til Rudy vs. Patrick m8?
>>64173566
Actually I'm hoping that McGregor wins. But he probably won't.
>>64173533
I know, we all are.
That's why I say lets drop the BS for now and enjoy one of the greatest cards in recent memory.
Everyone that isn't a kek or has completely buried their head in the sand knows that blood will be flowing in the streets by 2020, whether anyone likes it or not. Just be ready to be ruthless.
>>64173636
I really really like this webm
If you bitch made faggots would actually stand and bang with me you wouldn't last two minutes
>>64173363
c-can i watch it with you,senpai?
>>64173648
Has anyone come up with an explanation as to how sage can be taller and bigger and still weigh the same?
heem used to be full of brazilian posters, now theyre hardly here anymore. What happened?
>>64171984
>she carried a baby around in her stomach
>a baby around in her stomach
>a baby in her stomach
>stomach
top kek
Are you a fucking IDIOT -- or did she really eat a baby?
>>64173721
you have to be the biggest casual on the planet to not know why
>>64173703
haha ewww
Joe Rogan is gay right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zYqNZOjwJQ
why do all Americans drink out of these? In UK you only see these at childrens parties
>>64173667
hes taller and has a much longer reach, I think he might be able use his size advantage to get the sub. Makdessi is a manlet with a lazy eye
>>64173551
Michelle Waterson got injured mate
>>64173742
You moron. That's where babies grow ya fucking goof.
>>64173732
>>64173721
he has like 0% body fat
i know aldo will win but i'm interested in what mac's excuse will be. how will he get himself out of this one?
>>64173732
heem breaky
I wasn't here for that, but I was told they left after that
>>64173732
jumped off the bandwagon or shot in favela
>>64173742
A dingo ate my baby
>>64173732
Silva broke his leg.
>>64173721
you really cant tell why by just looking at him?
>>64173754
they really only get used at parties, mostly because they're cheap and disposable
>>64173784
Wtf? Really?
>>64173778
Pretty much. That was the catalyst.
>>64173766
Everyone who's actually important*
>>64173703
>not a_pancake_becomes_self_aware.webbum
As always, Hans has no humour.
>>64173667
you have a good point about the lazy eye
>>64173732
Canderson stopped fighting retards and did roids, so they all fucked off.
Which is a shame because they have 3 good champions right now and none of them even show up to support them.
>>64173748
you have to stfu and suck my brown dick faggot
>>64173732
That's what happens when bandwagoners have nothing left to bandwagon
>>64173721
Bones, I think
>>64173775
This doesn't make sense, muscle is denser than muscle.
>>64173776
well let's consult Bigg Rigg for this one
>>64173812
Nah, not really.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain
>>64173826
My point still stands
How long do you think Full Camp Mendes would last against Two Week Mendes before getting heemed?
>>64172024
10/10
>>64173667
you want to leave Wenger alone m8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsFB3Ft27CM
look at his face
he is definitely going to win
>>64173837
Aldo, Werdum and RDA are hardly exciting fighters worth traveling all the way from huezil for.
>>64173831
Y-You too. I just like le le self aware... may may a bit more, Friedhelm!
Anyone have a HD stream link? All I can find is 180p full of commercials and popups.
Thanks
>>64173864
That was really you?
Who /everclear/ in your favorite soda tonight pham?
>>64173874
>>64173884
Werdum is a meme master and if you didn't find his last 3 fights exciting you're a shitter.
>>64173899
ufc.tv
>>64173477
>We don't cover up the rape of 1400 children because we don't want to appear 'racist.'
>>64173900
Yeah, I'm a 67 year old Aussie woman, m8
>>64173882
what seems to be the problem here muhamed ?
>>64173924
Holy shit... When did you move to America? Can I ask you about incident or is it a sensitive subject?
Normally time goes by slowly lurking and posting on /heem/, but today is different. We're only 3.5 hours away
>>64173551
I swear Aldo will sprain his ankle on his way to the octagon.
Sup lads. We went to the viewing party at the cosmo last night. There was an ice rink. It was fun. We ended up watching the fights and making friends with a fight fan couple from the midwest. Really cool people. The homie had money on el cucuy so we were all stoked when he won. It was a good time. I posted this pic last night but i didnt get any (you)s.
Not sure what we're gonna do today. We're still in bed.
>>64173732
I'm still here senpai
>>64173952
All our mewvment training has kept these threads nice and flowy
>>64173918
Story?
GSP 1,3,5
>>64173872
>that injury got women's mma off the PPV
>implying that wasn't the best case scenario
>>64173918
there's a theory that the whole "fear of not being PC" was a decoy to take attention away from the fact that there are massive pedophile rings everywhere in the UK.
If you blame it on the pakis of rotherham and the authorities that were scare of being called racists, it looks like and isolated case and people go on an on about politics and immigration instead of the nation-spread pedophile rings.
>>64173883
Aldo is ice cold.
>>64173932
bullying a defenceless old man
>>64173952
>tfw about to cook dinner and am going to take a long ass time doing it
really time has flown for me since the week after the Rousey fight (when the post fight depression ended) I'm pretty happy about it. Having cards the last couple of days really helped
>>64173568
Favorite fighters currently fighting in UFC:
Jon Jones
Johnny Hendricks
Stipe Miočić
Lyoto Machida
Joe Duffy
Rory MacDonald
Gegard Mousasi
Jacare Souza
Cain Velasquez
>>64173966
I'm so jealous man. Glad you're enjoying your experience.
>>64173966
>I posted this pic last night but i didnt get any (you)s.
Threads are moving too fast lad
Plus we were watching the shitty card and solving puzzles
>>64173978
>mfw that shit makes sense
>>64173952
How many hours till the main card?
>>64173966
Can you put your GF in an inverted triangle and post a picture of it?
>>64173966
(You)'re living the life man. Are you going to watch all of the fights tonight in person?
>>64173874
>>64173909
>people using this loss to shit on Chad
>not coming the realisation that it took King Lanklet twice as long to beat a guy who only had a 2 week camp
>not realising that Edgar would shit all over the potato prancer and make him look silly
McGregor is on borrowed time, either Aldo kills him tonight or a little man from Jersey sucks the hype away and we're left with a vapid skeleton with pubes and bad tats.
>>64173966
>We ended up watching the fights and making friends with a fight fan couple
foursome?
Which do I order?
>>64173966
hit conors knee with a baseball bat
>>64173952
its going slow as shit for me, bored out of my mind waiting
My guy in vegas is telling me Rockhold is getting a lot of love today at the sportsbook
>>64173096
pizza pizza
they always over bake their pizzas
Realistically, if I'm going to a sports bar to watch the card, how early do I need to get there? What's a typical cover charge per person?
>>64172024
ABSOLUTELY
LEGENDARY
LEVELS
OF
DANKNESS
>>64174042
naked news is still a thing?
>>64174008
That would make perfect sense.
I don't think there's anything the elite love more than fucking children.
>>64174061
weidman is free money
>>64174061
I'm supporting Weidman but I can see why people would give him a chance.
>>64173653
>>64173558
Idk, that's what he said. and he said that pass for wifi in fight stuff store is *andnew* hahahaha
Anyone know how to watch in Austria?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px53OsZgGoI
>>64174064
I've only been to BWW and a small local bar and neither had a cover charge, but I suppose you can call them ahead of time.
>>64174092
>>64174089
It's a coin flip fight imo. Chris is undefeated but Rockhold is such a monster everywhere.
>>64174080
always front page on my torrent site for some reason despite almost no downloads
>>64172024
oh my sweet fuck
>>64172024
>GIANT FUCKING ALPHA BRAIN
>>64174113
>>64174064
>cover charge
please don't tell me you actually have to pay money on top of your drinks to watch a fight at a bar? why do you allow this to happen?
>>64174107
>tfw it's a Bryan talks about ISIS episode
>>64174020
Thanks m8. Its been a blast so far.
>>64174034
Not all of them. The plan is to get to our seats in time for the girl fight.
>>64173997
We're still gonna watch a wmma fight either way senpai but this time we will get a decision instead of a quick submission
>>64174115
Really? How can rockhold not get pummeled?
>>64174166
>Not all of them
>>64174113
I just figure it'll be crazy busy tonight. Did you watch 193 or 100 at a bar? I'm thinking that's an equivalent to tonight in popularity.
If Aldo heems Mcgregor, will Edgar get a shot at Aldo? Who would mcgregor face after a loss? The whole Holly Holm having to wait for fucking Rousey rematch makes me nervous.
>>64172024
0:25 kek
>>64174115
I wouldn't call Rockhold a "monster" but he's well rounded
>>64174188
you're even more stupid than I thought if you don't think Rockhold will win tonight, let alone get 'pummeled' which isn't even a word
>>64172024
>hillary clinton
jej
>>64174195
Edgar gets and Conor moves up
>>64174150
For some of the big cards here in the states, some bars can get away with it.
>>64174188
Chris gets hit a lot, Rockhold is a good counter-striker. Rockhold is bigger and definitely the best scrambler at 185. It's the closest fight on the card, from what I can see.
>>64174211
Edgar gets....?
>>64174195
If Conor gets viciously heemed I can see him fighting some top15 guy at LW. Fronk gets the title shot then.
>>64174208
The only thing worse than casuals, is overconfident faggots like you.
>>64174195
If the challenger loses they should never have an immediate rematch, but darn if Dana won't justify it
>>64174217
if a British pub tried charging for anything, divegreass, boxing, mma etc it would be burned to the ground
Will there be a link to live heeming when it starts?
OFFICIAL UFC 194 TITLE FIGHT HANDSOMENESS RANKINGS
1. Luke Rockhold
2. Chris Weidman
3. Conor McGregor
4. Jose Aldo
>all these (You)'s
I kinda feel like our somali canacuk for posting someone else's vid
>>64174245
Have I been wrong yet?
>>64174150
>"cover charge"
>mandatory drinks
>tips
the land of the free
>>64173721
Le Roid Man has magical powers
given to him by his father
in soluble powder form
>>64174256
replace McGregor with Machida and replace Aldo with GSP
>>64174254
Just go to plebbit and get some streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7genJXNfa6s
GET FUCKING HYPE
>>64174195
>will Edgar get a shot at Aldo?
It's all they can do. They will sell it as USA USA USA
>Who would mcgregor face after a loss?
If he stays at FW, maybe rematch Holloway with a full knee for the quick rebound
>>64174258
reposted it to r/mma tbqh senpai
>>64174318
I was pretending bro
>>64174244
the way I see it is that Rousey was White's golden goose, she got fucking destroyed. And yet she will still be next in line to fight Holm. White also has a giant hard-on for Potato, so if he gets heemed, will it be the same BS? Edgar fucking dropped poor Mendes last night and should obviously be #1 contender after tonight.
>yfw Aldo wrestlefucks mcgobbles
>>64174308
bruv
>>64173732
middle-class American tweens have been ppouring into 4chan since memes became "a thing" on Facebook about 4 years ago.
Almost all the olderfags, oldfags, genuine weirdos and freaks, Euros, Asians,South Americans, and Ozzies have left because of this.
>>64174338
Mcmemer isn't staying at FW, especially with no IV rule.
>>64174361
I am a girl so my opinion should mean more than him
>>64174340
>he actually did it the madman
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3wjm3x/ufc_194_conor_mcgregor_vs_jose_aldo_batman_vs/
>>64172024
Actually got goosebumps at the end
To the britbro who handed out a stream for italy bro. Can you write me a mail too?
Mail is: [email protected]
Thank you brother! Other heemsters can write me mails too, if you like!
>>64174355
>mfw mcnuggets knee blows out on the first double leg scramble.
>>64174355
tbqh I don't think I will have enough emotions left for the main event
>>64174349
I have absolutely no doubt that Dana will try and schedule an immediate rematch if McGoobz loses. If the match is close or competitive at all then expect a rematch. I don't agree with it but it's what Dana does now. I just want Fronk to get one more title shot.
>>64174393
wrong flag though
>>64174415
not the same one but IPTbro here, just giving you a (you)
After the first exchange Conor will know he's going against the p4p #1.
Who would win, bruce lee after 2 years in team alpha midgets male or T.J.Dillashaw?
When is it on??
>>64174444
Awesome quints, and thanks again for inviting me back then!
You now remember when MacDonald showboated with the Ali shuffle against a retiree lightweight
>>64173754
Why do Americans wear their shoes in their homes?
Seems filthy to the rest of the world, but it's OK with them.
Different strokes and all that, I guess.
Some cultural things are beyond explanation.
>>64174481
Bruce would straight up kill anyone under 145
>>64174486
*quads
>>64174493
some people do and some dont
>>64174493
Not all of us have Chinese parents, Jason.
>>64174493
>Americans wear their shoes in their homes
d-do they?
>>64174481
Bruce Lee
>>64174508
I'll catch up with Ultimate Surrender until the fight
>>64174521
those who do: ...why?
>>64174431
There are some simple truths in this game, like
Bear needs a visa
your opinion = WGAF
And in this case, Potato needs a ligament
>people still fall for the Bruce Lee meme
>>64172024
alpha brain
Hopefully Chris and Luke don't mess each other's pretty faces too much.
No homo.
>>64174524
Chinese? You think fucking China is the only country that doesn't like street filth in their homes? kek
Filthy family detected.
Britbros you know any casuals tuning in tonight for Goober? People seem to be put off by the fact it'll be at around 5am
>>64174489
yeah what a cock. Hate that garbage. My all-time favourite heem was Anderson clowning against Weidman.
who else has completely fucked up their sleep here!?!?!
I also still have a ton of papers to mark for next week, seriously considering just heeming myself after tonight.
>>64174493
No idea, I wear Clarks inside that i dont wear anywhere else. Nasty people everywhere.
>>64174590
If Luke is lucky the Chris will throat punch him so he loses the Kermit voice and finally sounds like a man.
>>64172024
if this is yours, good fucking job.
>>64174660
yes
>>64174621
just wear slippy's
>>64174618
it will be well worth it lad, this may be the most epic ufc event ever
>>64174621
That looks gay as fuck senpai
>H1Z1 show down right now
>UFC 194 later
>>64172573
PETITE FEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SZ4lSvH9o
>>64174621
Nigga you a dick smoker wearing those anywhere
>>64174431
I need to watch Aldo v Edgar i think, when the fuck was that?
>>64174308
it clearly says UFC 194 rankings you stupid shit
>"YOU FATHERLESS BASTARD" was over 10 (ten) years ago
post your entrance song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>64174597
Okay so you're from Vietnam?
>>64174621
fuck the haters, I want a pair of these now
>>64174711
GO HOME, CHRIS
Schaub dominating the polls
>>64173139
>there are no go zones in every european city with more than 500k people.
k
>>64174718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY
>>64174738
How many proxies are you using?
>>64174718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWbSRhKv5W4
>>64174701
All these (You)s I feel giddy
>>64174740
Cameron going blonde was the biggest mistake ever.
100 votes make the poll official
89 votes currently
vote now if you haven't for your favorite fighter
http://strawpoll.me/6247486/
Last night I had a dream. I saw Mcgregor standing over a battered Aldo on his back.
I've never had a HEEM dream before. I believe my premonition. Conor will win
>>64174775
Good thing you won't be in the game thread to shitpost this.
>>64174726
lol
where are you getting that
Canadian born and bred, going back many generations, m80.
And what is your ancestry that you track people's spit, mucous, dog feces, bird shit, etc through you living quarters?
Might have a shit and then go heem sleepy for a bit
3 hours of sleep seems like overkill though
>>64174705
A couple years ago. It was a good fight. Jose controlled it in the beginning but toward the end the Fronk started to find his rhythm.
>>64174825
zzzzzzz heem yourself Li
Will Aldo have any answers for Conor's jab?
>>64174711
you're not gonna fucking disrespect me
>>64174621
top comfy tbhfam
B L A C K E D
>>64174558
Laziness, and they dont value their shit
>>64173856
Yes it does.
Fat weighs less than muscle, true, but people tend to vastly underestimate how much fat it takes to look even a little chubby. Pfister had easily 10 pounds of pure fat on sage.
There's also the issue of water weight. You can lose 20 lbs in a few days just by dehydrating yourself. Sage doesn't walk around at 155 and he wasn't 155 on fight night. He was just 155 for the weigh ins cause he was super dehydrated. On fight night he was probably 165-170.
Pfister, on the other hand, walks around at or near 155 every day. At most he cut a few pounds, but nothing major.
So basically, even though they weighed the same for a brief few hours during the weigh ins, in reality, between water weight and body fat differences, Sage has 20-25 lbs of muscle on Pfister.
>>64174718
cut the first minute though. too long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3V4No2kj_Y
>>64174825
America isnt as dirty as Toronto my Asian friend.
im going get food from five guys
what you guys want?
>>64173918
h-half year old c-children
s-seventeen of them
>>64174932
my arm and leg back
You now remember Junie Browning.
>>64174621
those look comfy as fuck bruv. kinda jelly
>>64173966
hope that place doesnt get set on fire again
>>64174797
>http://strawpoll.me/6247486/
6 more votes needed
>>64174922
One of my all time favorite albums m8. listened to this album milion times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fS4j6yQk6g
listen to this
Roy Jones Jr. just got annihilated by Enzo Maccarinelli. Lights went out before he hit the canvas.
>>64174978
>88 IPs ITT
>95 votes
Seems legit
Any bets on lads? Just stuck 20 quid on an accumulator.
# Schaub
#2 McGoober
#3 Ortiz
yuck
Anyone post about based Dana endorsing Trump?
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/11/dana-white-donald-trump-vote-president
>>64174921
>Fat weighs less than muscle
a kilogram of steel is heavier than a kilogram of feathers
>>64174978
>no gus
dropped
>>64172761
hey pussy
you voting for me?
>>64174928
I'm as Asian as the Prince Phillip, ffs.
How'd you get on the Asian thing?
Seems a bit odd, but there are a lot of asians in Canada.
>>64174983
That your entrance music ? haha
you'd sketch out all the normies.
>>64175012
Dana White is a fucking media assclown.
>>64175037
this tβh
>>64174481
>gymnast vs legit munster
>>64175015
Fat weighs less than muscle by volume
>>64175037
not my poll, iccl
>>64175058
>you'll be slitty-eyed
top fucking chortle, old boy
>>64175058
Canada is a Chinese/Desi colony m8.
>>64175085
No, mine is push it to the limits, but this song is just recomendation if you like filosofem
>>64175012
I'd vote for Trump too if I could.
Can anyone explain how the candidates for the parties are selected? Who get's to vote for them? Can anyone just sign up/register at the party and vote?
>>64174974
you now remember his brother trying to insult a Brit by saying shrimp on the barby
Fuck that poll
Time to weed out the proxyfags
McGregor vs Schaub straight up
VOTE NOW
http://strawpoll.me/6248349
http://strawpoll.me/6248349
http://strawpoll.me/6248349
can't wait any longer
>>64174897
Aldo's defense is pretty deep. Begins with his head movement and slips, goes into his array of counters, and ends with excellent small footwork.
McG has an active lead hand because it helps him set up his long uppercut, check hook and left straight. His kicking has brought him trouble every time someone just steps into him, and he throws less spinning shit on game opponents.
>>64175058
Not that guy, but I've been through Canada quite a few times but I have to know, what do they serve at the restaurants that advertise "Chinese and Canadian cuisine?"
>>64175118
How is this related to UFC?
>>64175012
It sounds sarcastic
>>64174897
what jab lel
McGregor is all about the straight left
So how fucked is McGregor really?
>>64175124
>stepping on someone elses tombstone
>>64175117
cheers mate
>>64174978
I will have to ask what's the prerequisite to be in this poll, why the fuck is Emelianenko there? He retired years ago, right?
>>64175012
>"Do I believe in all the things that Donald Trump believes in as far as him being a presidential candidate," White told Yahoo Sports. "No, but I'm not a political guy at all, not a little bit. I don't support all the things he believes in, just like I don't support every thing that any of the other candidates believe. There are things that some Democrats say I agree with and some things that I disagree with. And it's the same with the Republicans.
>"I just want the best guy, whoever that is, and my philosophy isn't Republican or Democrat. I have no dog in this fight, and I'm not a political guy who is going out there and saying that any candidate is the guy."
Now you can shut the fuck up.
>>64175160
very fucked
>>64175015
When you read something like this you can assume they are talking about the same volume.
>>64175160
hes not fucked at all, since he's gonna win
>>64175124
needs "No" option
>>64175164
I only commented on the poll, it's not mine. Sorry, no idea.
Scroll up to find the right guy.
>>64175180
A lesser evil vote is still a vote
>>64175194
casual pls go
Rate my cheeky acca
>>64175160
80% torn ACL
he's always the shaky one in the mewvment drills that involve balancing
>>64175213
casuals are the McGregor hates
>>64175118
Yeah, you have to register as a Republican to vote for the Republican leader, but there's no criteria to prove that you actually like the party.
You see this all the time with both parties, where a bunch of Republicans will register as democrats and vote for the Democratic candidate they consider to be the weakest. Democrats do the same thing to republicans (and will likely be doing it for trump).
>>64175214
looks good
>>64175223
Aldo fans are learned gentlemen, scholars, even. McGregor fans get turned on by beards, shitty tattoos, and 'mewvement'.
Where are all the Irish lads?
>>64175214
>mcgregor
enjoy throwing your money away regularly do you?
>>64175214
>Conor Mcgregor 2.00
stopped reading there
>>64175012
there is absolutely nothing based about Dana
Trump, sure, but not Dana.
He's pretty trashy, tbr.
>>64175214
romero will lose
>>64175256
the pub
SCHAUBFAGS BTFO
http://strawpoll.me/6248349/
>Aldo fans are learned gentlemen, scholars, even. McGregor fans get turned on by beards, shitty tattoos, and 'mewvement'.
>>64175214
I'd never bet on the main events, they're too up in the air to be safe bets.
But when you're betting accas it's fine because you pay in so little to pay out so much.
>>64175226
Actually, not voting for trump and have him split the ticket as a third party would be the best bet for the dems. Trump and the Clintons are friends. This is all a charade to help the Dems while boosting Trump's brand.
Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
you're welcome.
>>64175129
Fried rice with syrup on it. Cheezits bro. Do the fucking math.
>>64175256
were here to take over
>>64175307
that's free money right there
>>64175283
getting in the requisite 8 hours pre-drinking?
top notch.
>>64175309
were you?
>already pished kek
>>64175283
And why aren't you?
>>64175307
solid
>>64175129
idk, was that in Northern Ontario or somewhere like that?
Most Chinese restaurants in most places look like this; pic related.
>>64175307
>Nelson
not likely family
>>64174543
My. Fucking. Nigga.
t. hrvat
>>64175365
no, a bunch in Alberta/B.C. and maybe Whitehorse
>there are people on this board who GENUINELY believe that McMemor will win.
>>64175160
If he can make it through the first round without limping it'll be a good fight.
Aldo's leg kicks are dangerous and he will throw them early and often since his reach is shorter than Conor's.
If Conor can keep his mewvment out of his kick range while striking Aldo will be in trouble.
Not sure if Mcgregor will go to the ground though, since seeing Mendez's' success taking Aldo down he might try for points.
>>64174543
hrvati banter is 10/10 today
>>64175446
NEW
>>64175431
>Not sure if Mcgregor will go to the ground though, since seeing Mendez's' success taking Aldo down he might try for points.
Wut, if anyone is going for a takedown in this fight it's Aldo.
>>64175421
It's gonna be a lot closer than a lot of people (on both camps) expect tbqh m8, but after Aldo kicks his legs out and takes him down a few times, Mcg will get worn down.
>>64175226
thanks m8
>>64175454
fuck off autistic faggot
>>64175414
there you go - if you go up North it's just white and aboriginal...actually that's not strictly true, Fort McMurray has a huge number of immigrants, they want to build a $50-million, 150,000-square-foot mosque. wtf?
>>64175459
That depends on how well he will do on his feet though. Aldo can stand and strike or go to the ground. Early in the fight he's going to be looking to kick his legs out to slow down his movement
But you are right, Mendez took down Conor pretty easy and had his way with him on the ground.
Im a Conor McGregor fan.
>>64172736
You ever ride for anyone?
>>64175307
>Souza
>>64175673
You will be sad tonite then.
