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Upcoming MMA events:
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://youtu.be/ZujfTiYQqd4
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>>64175446
Third for GUNNAR
>autistic mohamed /pottery&rhyme/ thread
still can't believe McGregor vs Aldo is happening, so hype my body is shaking
>>64175446
>mcnugget
wholesome kek
Aldo will win due to tko (injury) from a devastating leg kick that destroys Conors knee
screen cap this post
>>64175484
lmaobud
NTH FOR SCHAUB, THE OFFICIAL FAVORITE FIGHT OF HEEM
KING CONNOR WILL REIGN SUPREME
KING OF THE BRITISH ISLES
Getting "Chinese" food tonight in honor of Canada
POST YOUR FACE WHEN ALDO HEEMS MCGREGOR
YOU FATHERLESS BASTARD
3 HOURS BOYS
I'm already naming my daughter Holly, so if The Chris wins tonight I'm naming my son Chris.
>>64175525
two and a half hours
>>64175525
2 hours 25 mins to be exact
>>64175489
there's still half a day for disaster to strike mate.
>>64175520
TOP KEK M8
>>64175520
ew is that a tiny penis she has?
you now remember Poirier was tagging McGregor pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnO9-9kVcec&feature=youtu.be
>>64175539
>>64175542
Oops, my mistake. You guys are right.
>IRISH WLL STAY UP LATE AND WILL HAVE HANGOVERS THE NEXT MORNING WHILE THEIR """""""""KING"""""""" GETS BTFO
Also /HEEMSPEAK/ W-H-E-N?
>>64175520
i'd rather die alone than to be reduced to a human depilator
>>64175550
she really needs to retire, she's too old to be slagging around like she does.
>>64175512
Le hotties and I thank you, based Ameribro.
>>64175547
Aldo slips and falls while entering the octagon, blowing his ACL
who /snacks/ here?
>>64175561
You know remember Mcgregor struggling against a ring-rusty Mendes
>>64175591
halo5starterpack.exe
>>64175512
>chinese
get filipino food breh
>>64175561
excellent posting, Amerilad!
to you!
>>64175591
>No Corn Nuts
>yanks shitting up the thread
you naughty boys will have to be dealt with
>>64175591
enjoy your diabtes
>>64175601
You now realize Frankie KO'D full camp Mendes stiff in the 1st round
>>64175601
Ring rusty? Aldo will start slow and get knocked out in the first chief
>>64175624
muh dick
>>64175639
>Aldo will start slow
wew lad
Romero vs Jacare
Who you got /Heem/?
>>64175591
filename.jpg
>>64175624
Is that the joi lady
>>64175614
Population: 14,000
I don't think so. Could get some Indian food at my friend's mom's house though
would Honda Housey beat Floyd Mayweather?
Quick, pick a fight in which the following phrases will be uttered:
>HE IS SOOOO WOBBLY
>JUST WORLD CLASS JIU JITSU HERE MIKE
>OH HE TAGGED HIM, HE'S HURT
>THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK
>>64175520
Why the fuck would someone take a picture like this? Why would you send it to someone else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8
eh only just found this, something to pass an hour with i guess
>Irish "people"
https://www.instagram.com/p/_LY8yeJJfW/
Guys should I order Alpha Brain?
>>64175691
its probably her bf and she did it as a joke
>>64175560
Hi, virgin.
>>64175697
Shitposters online, shitposters irl.
Irish, Dublin Anon here.
I hope Mcgregor gets fucking bashed....He's nothing other than a mouth-piece cunt and needs his stupid fat fucking gob slapped shut.
Every cunt over here loves him but I hope he takes an awful fucking slaughtering....the gobshite prick.
>>64175697
fucking disgraceful
>>64175704
Yes, and I also have this tub of magic beans if you're interested
>>64175520
I don't endorse suicide, but this guy should definitely consider it
>>64175726
Go to a pub for the fights, you'll want to see the reactions.
>>64175697
500 points! XD
>>64175744
What do the beans do?
>>64175726
>Dublin
>Irish
Pick one.
>>64175697
looks like fun. Looks like the average football game in Germany only a lot less croweded. Americans wouldn't know since they don't have fan culture.
>>64175697
bunch of fucking idiots
>>64175726
sounds like you're the one who needs a slap or two faggot
is there any way i can watch 194 live without having bt sport? im willing to pay
>>64175753
No pubs open over here that late tonight.
Im going to watch it with the lads in my house and laugh my bollix off when he gets his face smashed in.
>>64175786
he's literally trying to impress McGregor haters on heem, what a sellout faggot
>>64175726
Irish-American here
I love McGregor
He's a part of my heritage and so is the potato
>>64175697
fuck i wish i was there, 189 was mental.
>>64175789
Ufc.tv
Is Ryan Hall's BJJ a meme?
He had a whole round of back control and couldn't finish. He got deep into the 50/50 several times and couldn't finish.
>>64175520
ITS THERE LOOKING YOU IN THE FACE AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING
>>64175800
That sounds good.
>>64175561
LMAO at the leg kick counter to Conor's spinning shit, if Aldo lands that the mcnugget's leg is going to end up in orbit along with my sides.
Aldo TKO via injury round 2.
>female friend said she will give me a handjob if Conor wins
I need this so bad
I hope he resists his Irish instinct to drink before the fight
>>64175789
yea on ufc tv. You can watch it on your computer, or on the tv through a thing like apple tv
>>64175520
I'm ready for this shit culture to burn.
>>64175789
dont think so (at least not a paid way, obviously you can find a stream for bt sport)
>>64175816
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How do you rate Holly?
Aldo has not fought since October 2014
He won't be able to keep up with McGregor's movement
>>64175789
when i try to buy it it says im not allowed due to broadband restrictions
>>64175856
mom/10
>>64175840
Did you at least offer to finger her if Aldo wins?
>>64175800
Fuck off back to syria u dirty paki traitor
Can't wait to see what Weidman pulls off this time.
Hopefully he doesn't destroy Rockhold's beautiful face. No homo but he's an Adonis.
>>64175840
>handjob
why not blowjob?
>>64175624
>le kekold dominatrix mum
Definitely one of the most meme porn sluts out there
>>64175840
why? she thinks aldo will definitely win or she loves mcgregor?
this irish slag is in vegas RIGHT NOW
>>64175825
Why don't you go roll with him and find out?
>>64175857
Yeah I pretty much expect Connor to win partly because Aldo hasn't fought in awhile
Cain 2.0 incoming
>>64175876
Rockhold's body and face give me a massive man crush boner, no homo
>>64175857
Cutting edge analysis buddy
>>64175840
I got a similar thing going on with my wife. She won't let me bet for real money so we do bets for household chores or sexy stuff.
I'm gonna be eating ass for an hour if Goober wins tho so I'm rooting for Aldo.
>>64175816
>>64175841
not allowed because bt have bought it exclusively i think
>>64175886
>tfw no wide hipped baby making machine gf
>>64175904
Thanks for the reply
>>64175840
>handjob
>a good thing
>>64175857
Yes McGregors cartwheels will have him running in circles
>>64175836
When Conor's shit snapped against Holloway, he kept on trucking. Expect a torturous game of counter strikes if his knee explodes.
>>64175840
we will be thinking of your feelings when aldo kicks his face off
>>64175886
I'd lick her potato, if you catch my drift.
I want mcpotato to win only because there will be more ebin meme's and also all that stupid movement crap will be legitimized and i will lol
>>64175786
Just cause you're Irish doesn't mean that it's mandatory to support him.....Ye fucking Sap.
>>64175840
>literally betraying your GOAT countryman for some slag
>>64175921
what i would give
>>64175912
kek
>>64175886
hnnnng british slags are my kryptonite
>>64175789
You can buy it on ufc's youtube page
Why are yuros so gay?
>I want Rockhold to cum on my back no homo
It's kinda embarrassing how 99% of the Irish population have jumped on McGregor's dick just because he comes from the same shitty little island of them. Even if I were Irish I wouldn't support that cock guzzling faggot.
Nevermind, he'll get BTFO tonight and the millions of overnight Irish UFC fans will go back to Shinty or whatever shit they play.
>>64175789
/r/MMAStreams/
found one there last night that was on "steamup" or some shit. was almost hd and never fucked up or buffered once.
those of us who dont have bt sport dont even have the option to watch legally so fuck it
>>64175856
literally the perfect woman
Going to kill myself when McGregor loses desu
>>64175912
>She won't let me bet for real money
>She wont let me
>I need my wifes permission to spend my money how I want
Kill yourself
>>64175857
He had the same layoff between the first Mendes fight and his fight vs Frankie and it didn't effect him at all.
>>64175924
Lol look at all those onion rings.
>>64175937
>leg snaps vs a new born holloway
>the same as having a fucked leg vs a man who punts your thigh into orbit the whole fight
Aldo will see his leg is getting fucked and drill it until it gives or the ref stops it, once he saw KZ's arm was fucked he actually started kicking it before the ref waved the fight off.
Once Conor's leg went vs Hollway he wrestled him, he's got no fucking chance of taking Aldo down and good luck counter striking on one leg vs a leg kick expert.
Who here irish are subhuman niggers?
NEED a mcgregor victory to ensure the future of /HEEM/
>>64175869
No, but we have some thing going on, I will get action even if the fight gets cancelled.
>>64175878
Hand fetish, but girls hate giving handjobs, so id never happens.
>>64175883
She is sure Aldo will win
>>64175924
It is better than actual sex for me
>>64175999
Hows the electricity situation Kenya bro?
>>64175998
>guy grabbing the kids leg
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc_8glIdPE
Who did Robin Black pick for Mendes v. Edgar? I want to tail his picks
>>64176038
>Who here irish are subhuman niggers?
try again pedro
>there are people than unironically think AlPEDo is going to be unaffected by the UFC's new policy
>>64176057
The storm is completely gone now. Thanks for asking, Ameribro
>>64175999
sema msee habari ya kushinda? Nasikie pope alicome kuvisit na kunanyesha sana :^)
>>64176058
That kid looks strong, she could pull him up
Lads shes gagging for a yank to knock her up for the green card.
what movie do i watch before ufc ? there will be blood or dead snow 2?
>>64176096
What are you doing for a living in Kenya?
>>64176087
*that
why is UFC so irrelevant outside of meme fights?
reminder that he doesn't just knock them out he picks the round
>>64176087
>there are people who think McGregor's skelly chin won't get heem'd after the first exchange with a vicious Muay Thai knee
>>64176038
Get back in your box you fucking mongrel.
>>64175990
i just found out today when trying to purchase on ufc website, im gutted. Hope I can find a decent stream
>>64175998
>>64175998
HAHAHAHA
DID THOSE FATTY AMERICANS BREAK THE BRIDGE WHEN THEY WERE STAMPEDING INTO THAT SHACK THAT SAYS BURGERS ON THE OUTSIDE??
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>64176107
>there will be blood
kill the irish
700 posts in 2 hours
>>64176106
where you guys getting her pics from, she on twitter or instagram?
>people truly believe, unironically, that McGregor won't be submitted in round 1
>>64176106
>cigarette between her legs
dropped
>>64176122
is it hard go>>64176106
ing through life retarded?
>>64176077
we dont need any more of you mary worshiping drunks ruining america sheamus
>>64176140
Aldo probably won't force the take down, he's a striker first
>>64176107
dead snow 2 was a big let down, nowhere near as good as the first
>>64175446
2 bongs and a bing, m9s!
>>64176106
>Cigarettes
>>64175570
I'll pop in after the first couple of fghts
>>64175697
>getting Americans upset
Top lads.
If they were black the cops would have shot them.
Going for my work Christmas party then the fight will be on at 5 in the morning, I wont remember anything probably.
>>64175912
>my wife won't let me bet my own money
>>64176132
looks like a mannequin in this pic
>>64176127
Midget Aldo needs to reach it first
>>64176097
My swahili is shit. I can vaguely tell that you're asking about how the pope's visit was. I didn't go visit him. The country pretty much shut down like when Obama came.
>>64176112
I'm a student
>>64175726
>le contrarian Irishman poster
I bet you hate Guinness and Gaelic too.
Shes partial to the black penis aswell lads
>>64175697
nothing on Heysel tbf
>>64176242
Does she only own 3 outfits?
just bought the PPV for 24.99 via a VPN lads...
am i a real fight fan now?
>>64176035
That's why I said it will become torturous. Mcgregor's response to danger (Mendes' wrestling) is similar to Aldo's: just try harder.
If he can't try harder (Aldo's TDD), then his EIRE and optimism: gone.
>>64176242
Good
I hope he wins lads. I need a boost, im dead set to fail these christmas exams!
>inb4 McGregor grants Jose a rematch in Croke Park
>>64176242
>mfw dese joocy thighs
>that recent Holly Q&A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzZPKZS1_Fc
That was one of the most cringe worthy videos ever.
I think Aldo will win, but that being said if he gets bodied by a McMemer left hand that confirms 100% that all BR fighters are PED abusing cheats
>>64176298
Instead of caring about some fight that has zero influence on your life, start caring about your exams, you complete nugget.
Does Fedor have a NYE opponent yet?
>>64176327
funny as fuck imo
>>64176242
who is that lads
>people genuinly acting like the fight isn't evenly matched
>people acting like a fight can't be ended in a split second based off of a lucky punch or kick
Literally anyone in any fight could win at any time.
>>64176341
Yup, he knows who he's fighting.
How cringey will it be on a scale of 1 to 10 if Mcreggor loses after all that shit talking?
>>64176341
hey, look. 2 frauds
>>64175511
He's not from Britain. ..
>Just got in from work
The HYPE IS REAL LADS
>>64176360
shut up Ronda
>>64176376
hey, look, 1 faggot
picking her up and bringing her back to his kek cave lads
>>64176341
announcement coming after the weekend i think.
>>64176375
0/10 it would be hilarious
>>64176197
DELETE THIS
>>64176341
Future U.S. presidente right there.
>>64176388
god i'd love to shag her
What happens if McGoober loses?
>>64176327
I know all the BR mud monkeys looked like fucking idiots.
>that BR guy that tried to hit on Holly about 5 times
>the BR that wanted Holly to chant some 3rd world poverty monkey chant
Is Chris or Rockhold the fighter the UFC wants to win? I guess it's Luke because Chris got like no reaction at all from the crowd?
>>64176197
First of all that's super illegal. I have to report you sir.
>>64176404
vegas cops will clock in a lot of overtime.
>>64176404
He wont
>>64176234
Guinness is shit, it's the entry level stout.
>>64176197
DANA DANA DANA DANA DANA DANA
>>64176242
So pretty much like 99% of white women
>>64176404
Notre Dame fans are the fucking worst
>>64176404
>standing in the middle of traffic
>>64176197
Jakes on you, I'm not staying up until 3am to watch a fight. That will ruin my sleep schedule. I'll torrent it and watch it later.
>>64176419
Chris is already well known by casuals because of the Anderson fights. I'm guessing they want Chris but if Luke wins it wouldn't be the end of the world.
>>64176340
Im here with the books in front of me but the retard of a lecturer refuses to put any of the notes or sample questions up on blackboard. Also first one is on Monday and dont have a notion about anything on it !
an bhfuil cead agam dul go dti an leithreas maith she le thul e an mhuniteoir?
>>64176404
Ireland will take part in their favorite pass time. Drinking
Same if he wins, just a little more enthusiastically.
>>64176404
Rousey Internet Aftermath 2.0
Irish will be sad but will be just as supportive in McGregors next fight.
Also, did EA ever announce who was the man on the cover of the UFC game? I seriously think they held it back until after this fight because "MUH curse" cus its clearly McGregor
>>64176404
Fenians on suicide watch.
>>64176388
> dem juicy, juicy thighs on #2
> dose silky smooth 8's making dubs
quality post, Conor
>>64176404
I hope heembro in Vegas has his potato cannon ready to go
>>64176404
it should be legal to run people who stand in the road over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA2Emgz6DVY
Robin Black already picked McGregor to beat Aldo.
It's a 100% sure thing now McGregor will win.
>>64176442
You do realize white women being into black men is an internet meme?
>>64176442
Where da white wimmin at? Seriously though. The only woman in the webbum for longer than a second isn't white and the one that's there for a second, avoids looking at the guy.
>>64176480
Keep telling yourself that Mahmoud
>>64176419
Chris because he's undefeated. Undefeated fighters are generally more easy to market imo
>aldo kicks connors legs into oblivion and then spends the final rounds toying with him and beating him while connor can barely stand
>>64176404
The Irish are truly subhuman scum.
Hello there everyone. I just have a few things to say and I will be on my way. First of all I hate most of you. You all feel so entitled to your opinions and that is absolutely fine. However, your opinions are mostly wrong and you just love whatever new comes your way. I've never seen such a group of useless fucks like yourselves. Now don't think I'm bitter about anything because I give 0 fucks.
Now, I don't hate all of you. Some of you are very good posters and your opinions actually have some value to them. I'm mostly speaking to the majority. You come to this site and whine and complain so much about nothing that actually matters. My open letter to most of you is entitled "Go fuck yourselves".
I realize this is a place to discuss mma. However, you don't need to be such pieces of shit. I cannot come on this website without reading something that is very ignorant or just plain stupid. I honestly wish most of you would just kill yourselves but I digress. If you really gave a shit about this sport you would have thought provoking discussions that would challenge your minds and make you think about things. While this does happen from time to time it does not happen enough.
Every time I come here its about how this champ sucks or how hot this fighter is. Really? This is mma and no one gives a fuck how beautiful you are. You only have to prove how good you are through skill and ability.
So this is my farewell because I'm sure I will get banned for speaking my mind. I wish some of you the best because you know what your talking about and make interesting threads and posts. The rest of you can lick my asshole because your useless pieces of shit that should have been aborted. If not aborted than Christopher Reeve should have at least sucked all your cells out of your body so he could have fought Gene Hackman to the death. Anyway south park references aside, my point is I hate you all. You all have a wonderful life being bitter and petty and I will continue giving 0 fucks.
>>64176480
>You do realize white women being into black men is an internet meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9k3OHECX1Y
>>64176454
>Exams before January
You winding me up lad?
Any women on the card tonight? I want to jerk off
>>64176480
Lol. Keep telling yourself that Peabody Esquire
Lads why dont you have an Irish gf to watch the fight with lads, you can shag her after when he wins
>>64176494
I don't need to tell myself that, I just look at statistics instead. American education strikes again.
there's so much sexism in this thread i can't even.....is it always like this?
>>64176394
delete what?
>>64176510
>Asking people if they're racist on camera
>Expecting anything but "no" as an answer
But then again, you are in America.
>>64176464
Alcohol distributors in Ireland must be billionaires
>>64176529
Because Irish women are slags.
http://vipbox.biz/boxing/watch-1msar-anthony-joshua-vs-dillian-whyte
Joshua vs Whyte and Eubank vs O'Sullivan
something to watch until the prelims start
>>64176521
Tecia Torres against some lesbian not joking about the lesbian part
>>64176471
> yfw they catch em and brew potato vodka
>>64176518
hence the Christmas Exams. Final exams of the year then in May
>>64176505
>implying we English aren't known globally for being the biggest yob away fans
>>64176534
>I look at statistics, but don't follow trends
>>64176534
>Statistics accurately portray everything that happens in everyday life
Go outside. I know its raining and all, but it will give you some perspective to actually be around your fellow gloomy citizens.
>>64176534
Triggered
HEEMSPEAK!?!!?!?!?!??!
>>64176529
>Irish girls
>not redheads
What's the point then?
>>64176521
Tecia Torres, she has a nice bunda
Will Dana kill himself if Aldo wins tonight
LADS
LADS IT IS HAPPENING
>>64176599
she is redhead
>>64176454
What subject, anon?
OH FUGGG
Now I'm hyped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc_8glIdPE
Man, I haven't been this happy or excited in months. Shame it'll all be over in less than 12 hours
>>64176609
What's happening?
>>64176608
there's still sage
>>64176525
I'm sorry to burst your delusions, Tyrone, but statistics say otherwise. Just in case you can't understand this, I'll retype it into your dialect.
Nigguh dem stadistics sayin white wimminz aint feelin us nigguhs homie, doe dem white boyz makin bullsheeet stadistics coz muh dick
>>64176578
That's what I'm saying. I figured everywhere did January exams and May exams. Last time I did Christmas exams, I was like 14.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIMTJTe2LB0
Roy Jones getting heemed
>>64176568
How would you know ye fucking virgin
>>64176608
Nah. while not the best result for his shekels a healthy Aldo still makes him money and Goobs can still be marketed
>>64176529
W-What's her facebook or instagram? A-Asking for a friend.
>>64176578
Where you in college lad? CIT?
>>64176641
Do you remember your first blowjob?
so close...
>>64176388
Who the fuck is this girl, why should I care about her?
>>64176618
I'm studying Law and Taxation. Cannot stand fucking taxation so thats what I'm bollox at. Right now its Corporation Tax and I haven't a faintest idea.
I wish the Joe Rogan and Wesley Snipes fight happened. That would have been better than anything.
Or even the Dana and Ortiz.
>>64176663
desu no senpai
>>64176505
Holding up traffic vs stabbings, rioting and wrecking town centres.
Can't wait to see the English press and their stories about crackdowns on their own scum travelling to France next year.
>>64176469
do you think she's kucked caraway yet?
it's a confirmed fact that Dana browses sherdog and /r/mma and bitches at them when he sees a post he doesnt like. Do you guys think he browses /heem/ as well?
>>64176677
just another slag with juicy legs posted by an Irish casual
>everyone mocking Conor's mewement in Embedded episode 5
What a dork
What times this shite start at?
Midnight for the "literally who" fights And 3am+ for the real ones?
>>64176677
you shouldn't. nobody asked you to care.
back to your business, you.
>>64176652
niamh hanbidge l a d
Id say she love a big german accent so you're in with a shout
>>64175591
way too much sugar. i'd take the gardettos, slim jim, and sobe tbqh
@BloodyElbow 4m4 minutes ago
Northcutt already getting $40k/$40k salary from the UFC
>>64176711
Who do you think posts all the streams?
>tfw you regret ordering pizza
>>64176636
Im in college here and the exams are before Christmas everywhere in Ireland afaik.
>>64176711
If so fuck you Dana
>>64176711
>sherdog
>>64176685
Good luck getting a job lad. I did 1 year at Manchester university, finished with good grades, but still left and decided to do engineering instead. About 25k graduates every year in law and 10k jobs. It's a sickening joke.
>that glorious feel when I know I can literally heem anyone in /heem/
>>64176744
>implying he's getting any of it
His dad needs it for coke and roids
>>64176754
ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I PROMOTED MY ASS OFF
FUCK YOU
>tied up hair
>doesnt give a fuck
stick looks better than 99% of girls
>>64176635
What Statistics? The annual "How many people say they would fuck outside of their race" stats given out by the National Association of What Do you Like to Fuck Casually? Nobody could possibly fudge those numbers or give a poor sample size, because everyone tells the truth 100% of the time in surveys, right?
Absolutely hilarious. It actually makes more sense for Brits of all people to fuck outside of their race due to the generations of inbreeding due to living on that godforsaken rock that makes up the UK.
>>64176751
Keep forgetting how weird you lot can get south of the border, what with all that gay marriage and all.
>>64176773
American bros will just shoot you, so nah.
>>64176773
>that flag
>this topic
>>64176788
>t. scrawny white guy
>>64176773
if you tried that in the USA you'd literally get shot to death
>>64176788
It's a fact that inbreeding keeps the bloodline pure.
>>64176635
>>64176788
you're both being enormous faggots. go somewhere else.
>>64176711
He has people handle his social media then feed him outtakes from all the Internet forums, facebook and twitter.
He responds to twitter.
this girl has invaded my brain
>>64176746
>That'll be 9,99 plus tips
>>64176773
How can you take me down when you'll be eating body shots the entire time? The knee, the heel, spinning back kick to the ribs, I just don't see how this ends without a nicely timed precise straight left to your glass jaw to put you away.
>>64176507
>If you really gave a shit about this sport you would have thought provoking discussions that would challenge your minds and make you think about things. While this does happen from time to time it does not happen enough.
If only...
>>64176672
Honest question:
Are MMA fighters encouraged to act cocky, make up personas and play characters to create a WWE like feel to MMA or are they just straight up assholes?
I mean, this looks so fake
>>64176608
There's Edgar, Holloway and then just put everything on ice because you need superfights at that point
>>64176788
Nigguh, you mad, get some fried chicken and settle down. There's plenty of statistics to go off, such as the marriage statistics. Nigguhs and white wimminz is a meme, especially loved by dumb nigguhs.
>>64175520
i heard my roommate brag to her friends onetime that she had me friendzoned so i got mad and ended up marrying her sister out of sheer spite
>>64176830
>absolutely no ass
makes sense
>Tfw a girl invites you to hang out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO WHY TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS! NO! I NEED TO WATCH MEN GETTING VIOLENTLY BEATEN UP!
>>64176722
Answer this you fucking virgins
>>64176773
Height, weight and martial arts background please.
>>64176769
I'm aware. Im also in the worst college in the country as well, along with being very unintelligent . Really only college to prolong the inevitable
beautiful
>>64176848
Its not encouraged but a lot of people like to play the heel role to get popular.
>>64176828
I'd pay good money to give Dana a crack across the fucking face, fat bald bully that he is.
He has to hang around fighters because he's a failed one with gammy ears, fucker should be shining their shoes but instead he's making more money than the people with talent.
I hope he ends up with cancer and dies slowly.
>>64176848
No, it's not encouraged at all. Conor just realizes that he'll make a hell of a lot more money if he does this wwe shit.
>>64176873
Invite her to watch the fight
>>64176828
savage t b h f a m i m h o l a d
>>64176873
Tell her your love of heems transcends all carnal desires. She'll understand.
>>64176873
>not inviting her to the party
>>64176894
She keeps it nice and playful, artem, no doubt.
>>64176893
>Really only college to prolong the inevitable
i did this. feelsbadman
>>64176881
It starts at 3am dear Jonathan, just before your step dad comes into your room and puts up your bum.
>>64176864
>"lmao he married my sister just to be connected to me. He's such a freak"
>>64176685
Fuck. I'd help with the Law (FE1s completed) but you're sorted by the looks of it and shit at maths too. Good luck with em.
>>64176833
Ok that's fine. Here is $15. Thank you for delivering me pizza.
>>64176881
how_to_spot_a_casual.webm
So /sp/, should I buy this card on ufc.tv and watch it tomorrow morning or just check the wikipedia page for event results and come here for the webm's?
>>64176929
haha jon's getting bummed
im gonna tell the boys
>>64176928
What is the inevitable? Being a NEET?
>>64176873
>not inviting her over
>>64176621
broad smirk/10, good effort
>>64176873
Tell her you like Ronda. She's fucking rowdy.
>>64176893
You should have picked something like nursing and gone into the management side of it. Plenty of jobs and doesn't require much intelligence. You can even get the NHS to fund large parts of your degree.
>>64176848
It's working isn't it? You're here, you're a casual and you're going to be watching his PPV.
Are any of the other fights expected to be good?
>>64176873
girls come and go, ufc 194 is once ever in human history, now you know there is interesst, just say you can't and do it another time
>I'd pay good money to give Dana a crack across the fucking face, fat bald bully that he is.
>He has to hang around fighters because he's a failed one with gammy ears, fucker should be shining their shoes but instead he's making more money than the people with talent.
>I hope he ends up with cancer and dies slowly.
number 8
>>64176957
pretty much. NEET into freeter
Who is going to the bar to watch the fight with friends instead of spending the Saturday night posting on 4chan here?
Because I am not
I'm going to study in Ireland next year and I'm gonna be the most belligerent tourist possible.
>>64176995
The amazon please...
>>64176930
wouldn't be surprised if that's what she thinks. she fried her brain on ecstasy and is retarded/alone now
>>64176988
Actually I'm just here to shipost, I don't even know what MMA stands for.
>tfw Conor wins and a whole nation decides to name its new born sons Conor.
It's happened in the past with musicians and other famous people.
>>64176931
Thanks anyway Bro. Yeah the only exam next week is Law of Torts so its a relative doddle. Congrats on the FE1s
>>64176957
Nein fraulein, putting a shotgun to my temple
>>64177010
>tfw friends at school aren't real fight fans and want to go out and party instead of watching movement pseudo-technique get BTFO
Anybody know of a working stream of this? Like, that actually works instead of not working?
>>64177011
you'll get fucking jockeyed kid
>>64175520
Jesus christ
How many bongs left lads?
>>64176955
You clearly don't give enough of a shit about the fights or you wouldn't be asking this question, so I say save your money and read the results on wiki like the casual you are.
>>64176995
>8,7,3,4,2,6,5,1
>>64176672
Jose just had a violent flashback to being bullied in the Favelas growing up. He's gonna snap mid fight and pummel the Irishman to red mush.
>>64176952
>yfw every fighter on this boat is going to lose
>>64177040
Manly Male Arses
>>64177059
>sandy ass
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>64177044
I'm already naming my daughter Holly so...
>>64176796
Calm down Muhammed
>>64177010
I'm going to my school's bar. We have a couple of guys into BJJ and Boxing at our school so the bantz will be glorious m8
>>64177044
Which nation is this? Because Conor is already in the top 5 in Ireland.
>only a few more hours of the mcgregor hype train
bad feel
>>64177010
Sitting on a hard, wooden chair with your neck cranked at an awkward angle trying to listen to interviews and commentary over the drunken yelling.
Nah
>>64177076
Sage
>>64177083
you fucking fag
>>64176672
That triggered Aldo for real
How many hours til the main show lads?
does anybody have a way to buy the ppv on your laptop or ps4?
>>64177068
Well it's not like GSP is on the card. Hard to justify staying up all night and forking out money for it.
Will Sage lose to some random scrub?
>>64177044
Thats spot on, theres a load of 10 year old Bono's galavanting around the place where im from
>>64177099
wow she is beautiful
more pics?
>>64177090
hey mester, har du et stream til Patrick og Rudy?
>>64177064
I'm actually not bothered, in fact, it simply narrows the women down and tells which to avoid.
Your race has no achievements, I get it, fucking white wimminz allows you to get back at the white man, who has always been your superior throughout history, and will continue to be.
I wish Moot would segregate the Brit flags so we could know who's from Wales, Scotland and England. I feel that would change a lot of things.
>>64177103
You can stand...
>>64177104
His daddy's training won't help him forever. He'll get caught juicing or in the octagon
How many bing bongs?
>>64177131
States too desu
>>64177131
You would see how unfunny the English actually are
>>64177123
https://www.instagram.com/p/8qu96SuqoM/?taken-by=wessyboo
her insta
would love to impregnate the little slag
>>64177128
Hvaaaaaa... hvor skal vi hen du?
>>64177061
If an Irishkek even comes close to me I'll fucking scream
>>64177131
>moot
i got bad news about moot bro...
>Tfw if Conor gets heem'd we lose 10 years of potential memes and funny embedded videos show-casing mewvment
>>64177162
cheers
>>64177011
Good luck with that. You'll have junkies chewing your carcass in O'Connell St.
And you've no guns to help you either.
>>64177115
This is easily the greatest card put together since ufc 100 which was 6 years ago. Some people even say it's the greatest card of all time. But like I said, if you gave a shit about the sport then you wouldn't even debate buying the card. Save your money and get some rest.
>>64177099
the world is a scary place
I like both Rockhold and Weidman and dont know who to root for. It's not fair having Americans fight each other like this
>>64177099
i'd suck her dick no homo
>>64177152
90 minutes
>>64177176
Conor is only 27. He'll be fed scrubs at 155 and then get another title shot soon
>>64177131
And Northern Ireland too fuck sake.
>>64177152
under 2 bong remaining
Post yfw they announce for Khabib's return they will give him Sage
>>64177183
>He thinks Dublin is a big, bad city
Well, it's probably quite impressive compared to the caravan park you grew up on I guess.
just set my alarm for 6am
bad feel
Why do the Irish pride themselves in painting their country as if it's some apocalyptic wasteland?
>>64177223
>>64177209
Thank you eurobros
>>64176464
>pass time
>>64177239
>matching up their golden boy with a good wrestler
Won't happen for a while, not after their golden girl got knocked the fuck out.
>>64177242
>tfw had a white gf with that /hightest/ body
always came boatloads senpai
>>64177239
Sage isn't fighting anyone ranked for at least 5 years.
>>64177239
>Khabib's return
>>64177242
>thighs
>>64177223
It start at 12 uk time?? I thought it was 3am.
>>64177242
THICK
>>64177281
early prelims start in like 80 bings
>>64177130
Lol I knew it. One of those who holds on to others' accomplishments as their own because of their race all the while doing nothing to contribute.
+5 bants for you, you earned it.
>>64177274
why did you break up?
>>64177183
Is Dublin the Detroit of Ireland?
>>64176652
holy shit someone saved that
>>64177162
>would love to impregnate the little slag
>mtf transgender
God loves a trier, but not a chancer.
>>64177242
PAWG
>>64177239
>post yfw hell freezes over
>post yfw the cowboys win the NFC East
>post yfw a meteor destroys Las Vegas
>>64177242
is this happening?
>>64177130
Jesus bro... be more insecure why dont you
>>64176744
this has already been revealed ages ago m8, he had a similar offer from Bellator so UFC had to match it
>>64177302
was fucking around with another chick and got too cocky with the /hightest/. dumped her but then realized she was worth more squeezes.
you live and you learn, family
>>64177242
why not get up at 5 and watch the fight?
>>64177176
He has many years left in his career.
With little momentum, he has to meme more to get attention. If someone brings the fact he got heem's he can just go EIRE.
>>64177131
What the fuck is a moot?
>>64177296
hahahahahahaha top kek
>mfw
I'm genuinely worried that Weidman will damage Rockhold's pretty face in the fight
>>64177332
I'd let her do my homework if you catch my boner
>>64177076
Conor will probably start losing in his 30's. He takes Aldo's head back home to Ireland in a few hours, though.
>>64177332
fucking revolting
>>64177281
stop being such a dumb cunt
>>64177305
No, it's a city full of faggots. It's the only city in Ireland that people know though, so they've gotta try and make it look like it's more than the inbred, HIV ridden town that it really is.
>>64177375
Don't worry, Dana has some world class plastic surgeons back stage who will sew him up pretty good.
>>64177349
it won't be on til 6
>>64177332
Is what happening?
>>64177375
If Rockhold was on the team then this could have been prevented.
>>64177161
but that's widely known already.
it'd be surprising to know about how unfunny the surrounding irrelevancies are as well.
I know it depends on the fights, but approximately what time will Weidman/Rockhold start. Are we talking 4:30 and Aldo/McGregor about 5am?
>no friends
>no gf (lol obviously)
>just me a 4 pack of Guinness and a mobile stream
I hate my life lads.
>>64176833
9.99 for that pizza? Wow thats a good deal!
Heres 10 bucks, keep the change
>>64177241
Dublin is a hole, that is infested with junkies.
Growing up near unwashed pikeys on their reservations here or hearing Mudslimes knobbing underage girls in your house over there? I wonder which is worse?
>>64177404
The main card starts at 3, it'll almost certainly be over before 6. Sleep in if you want though mate im not going to stop you.
>>64177421
Pretty much
<blogpost>Just found out the girl I broke up with who I've been feeling like shit about for the past month and a half is a major fucking whore and basically I'm a kek. Hopefully that'll help me get over that bitch.</blogpot>
Real fired up right now, hope it won't negatively affect my enjoyment of 194
Mcgregor win by KO 2nd round...
Nelson win by submission...
Holloway win...
Fiver accumulator...
Pays out E168....Paddy Power.
I also had Laflare win but never backed it in time for the accumulator.
>>64177297
Nothing wrong with being proud of the achievements of your fellow countrymen. It's quite different from holding others accomplishments as my own. White men have created the greatest civilizations the planets have ever seen. I'm proud of that and do not want to see it destroyed.
I do contribute, by paying taxes and upholding the values of the country.
>>64177421
>I know it depends on the fights
It doesn't. All fights have a fixed start time.
>>64177428
BREHS
>>64177332
>pretending to be able to read
>>64177076
Everybody loses someday.
In other news, Sweden is giving its country away to muslims.
>>64177427
I've heard the worst you have to worry about are knackers, and we have an equivalent of those fucks (gangsters/"thugs") over here.
>>64177391
This right here.
>>64177451
you'll enjoy tonight m8, but word of advice, put something in your line of sight when you wake up so you immediately think of 194 and not the other thing
Will McGregor ever fight CM Punk?
>>64177391
belfast is in a shit ton of tvs and movies
>>64177428
BREH
R
E
H
>my pawg fb comes over for some dick yesterday
>she stays the night
>morning head for like 30 minutes but I dont nut and she gets in the shower
>planning on smashing all day until the fights start
>she finds a "womans soap" in the bathroom and throws a bitch fit, goes home
>go from thinking im going to creampie this ho all day to sitting here with blueballs
>Im literally on PEDs and my test is dangerously high
THERE BETTER BE SOME SERIOUS FUCKING BLOOD AND BRUTALITY TONIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64177505
i can feel my test levels rising.
>>64177506
This is where people start posting:
>Belfast
>Ireland
And probably a few NO SURRENDERs in there too. Also, I wouldn't say it's in "a shit ton" of movies or TV shows. It's in a few though.
>>64177506
Different Ireland Ameribro.
who /freedom/ here?
>>64177405
>those curves
>>64177470
I meant very soon, but Sage crushing a can kinda derailed that prediction. He's a nice guy.
Also you're lucky you have an ocean between your country and shitty war zones, or your government would act the same m8
>>64177506
belfast is part of the non country
>>64177484
>when you wake up
staying awake m8
also got this in my line of sight
>>64177546
it's a shoop newfriend
>>64177475
Ya, but over there the Police like to shoot/arrest thugs and over here the Gardaà give the pikeys a wide berth unless in numbers. The Fuckers.
>>64177451
>modern western woman
>not a whore
pick one. Youre living in the last era where life is somewhat decent before the lights go out, just enjoy yourself man, chicks are so interchangeable these days its sad
women exist to make your dick hard, not your life
Will there be streams for us new bloods? Never watched UFC before.
>>64177550
jesus christ that ass has to be shopped
no asian has an ass that huge
>>64177242
those thighs
>>64177550
Sage got taken down by Cody Pfister and the ref had to save him. It's safe to say his wrestling and BJJ is horrible and they won't be hot shotting him to fighting top guys in the most stacked division in the UFC.
@64177569
fuck off casual
>>64177506
Belfast isnt in Ireland, despite what you Americans might think and despite what the terrorists you funded here would like.
>>64177546
sorry to dissapoint
>>64177569
'no'
>>64177556
no I mean when you wake up after the card pham, those precious few moments when you're half asleep still and your thoughts are very vivid, make sure those thoughts are 194 related or it will be a shit Sunday for you my friend
>>64177560
is it wrong to like both?
>>64177477
Drop over to Tallaght and you'll see how many faggots are here....Yiz fucking mucksavage, slack-jawed, inbred, burden on Irish society degenerate bog munching pair of cunts.
Pointless culchies is all yous are.
>>64177602
nah, when I wake up I want to still be pissed off so I can go tell her to get fucked when I see her, since that's what she does best anyway
>>64177584
>It's safe to say his wrestling and BJJ is horrible
>got a takedown
>got a submission
>his wrestling and BJJ is horrible
Sounds like you underrated Pfister, like damn near everybody else.
>>64177506
Stupid, uneducated cunt.
>>64177626
>tfw girls treat me like shit I pretend it's my fault cause I don't want them to feel bad
>tfw work at 8am
>just not going to sleep
Am i a mad man lads?
>>64177629
He's super strong and fairly skilled, and he's young. I like him and he has high potential, but what matters is where he goes from here. Him leaving tristar because of his daddy's egoism doesn't help
>>64177550
so you wanna play a high test game
IF GOD DOESNT REAL THEN HOW IS IT ONLY 1 HOUR UNTIL 194?
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
>>64177663
just fucking sleep now and get up a little before the main card
>>64176466
They did, the winner of Aldo vs. McGregor. There are advertisements everywhere.
>>64177629
>his wrestling and BJJ is horrible
Yes it is. The way he got taken down is what they teach you on the first day of wrestling class. You seriously can't tell me you think he's a contender. That fight was an awful performance.
>>64177663
depends what you do and how long youll be there desu lad
>>64177663
ABSOLUTELY
fucking legend lad
>>64177663
Absolute
>>64177675
you already lost M8
thats medium test at mose
Anyone know of a free, decent VPN?
>>64177663
If you work in an office, no. If you operate an industrial threshing machine, yes.
>>64177663
I used to do it for UFCs back in the day but I cheated by hammering stimulants. Cant handle it anymore though.
>>64177564
It's okay, friend. Unless Ireland is actually hell it can't be much worse than I expect it to be. I'm just there to study your guys' books and culture n' shit.
>>64177706
is that right
>>64177626
Bitches aint shit
let it go man
>>64177721
apparently there's one called "zenmate" which works
or at least so they say
>>64177706
No, that's what an actual woman should look like instead of those doughballs you retards think is "high test".
High test is literally the worse meme on any board, I hope it gets a word filter like the retarded niggerspeak did.
>>64177620
Will I find them after I see all the junkies and young wans in pyjamas wandering around with 12 year old hard men hanging off them?
>>64177755
>>64177755
>>64177755
>>64177755
new one mates
>>64175745
is that artour?
Who /mewvment/ here?
>>64177727
RARE
A
R
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>>64177736
good shit serbia
>>64177777
check'd
>>64177685
>You seriously can't tell me you think he's a contender.
Good, because I wasn't.
>>64177736
much better
>>64177626
So you broke up with a girl, felt bad about it, and are now mad that she is fucking other people?
What are you, retarded or something?
>>64177727
RARE flag
>>64177131
I'm late to respond but there is an addon or something that changes the flags to more specific things like states and what you asked for for posters let me see if I can find it
>>64177781
I post in /HEEM/ threads now and again. I'm not that rare.
>>64177332
>tfwn high test chocolate gf to colonise
>>64176404
vegas has no pedestrian law
if they get run over illegally standing or crossing the street
its their fault
Everybody finally unleashing their best memes and jokes for this night of GOATness.
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>64177663
You are now a certified fight fan, you can mail this in for a free ufc hot dog brancer
>>64176922
>ufc personality Kenda Perez
who
>>64177428
>>64177505
>>64177550
>>64177560
>>64177600
>>64177673
>>64177675
>>64177736
>>64178068
>>64177505
pupper in the back looks comfy as fuck
also why is there a levitating chicken coop?
>>64177850
no, I found out she was fucking about while we were still fucking
but yes, i'm retarded, it makes no fucking sense
>>64175520
that guy has to be gay, right f4m?
>>64175520
the fuck???
>>64178273
This thread and some other experiences recently have made me an ass man.
when will this shit start, fucking hell.
Fucking 3am I have to wait til until the big fights on, any others in the run up worth watching?
>>64176404
Aldo wins in 3rd by TKO
So get ready for the Irish riots
>>64176507
Pathetic
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