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Upcoming MMA events:
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor (TODAY)
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
UFC 194 Fight Pass early prelims start in 1 BONG
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
Extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://youtu.be/ZujfTiYQqd4
Heem threads have really gone to shit this last week. So glad it ends tonight ;-)
Quads and Aldo goes sleepy
1 bong 30 bings until the fights start?
Strike
Evade
Strike
Press
>tfw 1 whole hour until the fights
/heem/speak when?
FREE MONEY
how many bongs until start?
>>64177789
Just 1 bong
No matter what happens in the coming hours, I want you to know that I love you, /heem/.
>>64177721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yatS6fVnUGQ
bro just order it from youtube it worked for norway yesterday
JOE SAY AL DOUGH
>>64177808
MONEY MONEY GERMANY WOOOO
first for cellulite asses
I ALMOST FEEL BAD THAT IM GONNA TAKE THAT GUYS BELT
ALMOST!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what snacks then lads?
y'all ever DM a UFC fighter before?
>>64177829
>NIPPLES
JOE ROGAN ESQUE
>>64177783
You are too tense. Keep it playful. Go with the flow. When the shitposting pressure is too much, just sit back and let them tire themselves out. Wait for your moment. Don't force it.
>>64177814
thanks m8
>>64177816
I don't even care who wins it's a win win either way
Aldo win memer's get btfo, Mcgregor wins we get more fights like this
>>64177849
jesus christ so much fedora
>>64177808
WASSUP!!
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
>>64177849
only mark hunt and i didn't understand half so
>>64177842
Corn-nuts, of course.
>>64177890
man i hope she has a cute little penis :X
So i'm new to Heem
Where do I go to watch the fight, Buffalo Wild Wings? I only have enough money for some wildin' wings.
McGregor is an embarrassment....That is all.
Balancing out all this high test with some low test
Also Romero will end Jacares career
ITT: Post things Joe Rogan and Goldie will say during Conor's walk-out.
>No one can possibly understand the pressure that's going through that man's head
>I agree Joe, it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar.
>>64177945
I'd heem that bitch, if you catch my drift.
>>64177884
I literally did nothing wrong
>>64177945
SPOOKY
P
O
O
K
Y
>>64177947
>He has the weight of a nation on his shoulders Mike
>Alright I'm here with the champion. What a SPECTACULAR performance. Take us through the finishing move here on the big screen.
>>64177938
http://bars.ufc.com/
>>64177945
balancing this grossness out with hightest swedish paint
What tine does it start ladz? Any good streams?
>>64177945
she a qt
>>64177849
why did you do this
>>64177891
gumonnnnnn
>>64177998
go away
Am I gonna make it m8s?
All you guys posting bunda, I almost feel bad for you that you're gonna get banned for the fights and won't get to meme post when it's over.
Almost!
>>64177849
When he said brother he meant "Allahu akhbar my brother Islam soon death to America!"
why didn't artem keep it nice and flowy?
>>64177131
do you still want the more flags things?
>>64178024
people were in his mentions being really mean and nasty about him being a muslim and I felt bad for him
>>64178041
easy money
>>64178041
Wew you got some shit odds for Frankie.
>>64178041
>Aldo
You fucked up
>>64178041
>Aldo
You did good.
Daily reminder to fuck ISIS and practice your MEWVMENT twelve times a day.
>>64178041
>Aldo
So close
>>64178058
yes please
>>64177819
>Dana twitching at 0:43
kek
>>64178041
>Aldo
you did maybe
>>64177849
no but a bunch of fighters follow me so I could
>>64178041
literally free money man
>tfw have a folder filled with GOD-TIER bundas
>tfw don't want to get banned for the epic bantz coming up so I don't post them
feels bad lads
AlDO JUST PULLED OUT
>>64178041
>Aldo
ALMOST!
/snacks&hoez/>>64178146
of youre mom
>>64178069
Sharia Law now says that you're a Muslim. gg. If you don't commit to jihad you'll be stoned to death.
>>64178058
absolutely not, I want to keep pretending to be English to disparage them
So is it acceptable to just post hot chicks now or something?
Who's this cunt Faber is fighting does he stand a chance?
>>64178041
well done. Easy money
is there a free stream for the undercards aswell?
>>64178116
there is a big caveat though other people have to have the greasemonkey extension installed to see the flags
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>64178146
Why is he having sex before a fight?
What time does it start in Australia? 2pm?
>>64178175
pretty cut and dry rnc/guillotine for Faber
So we can safely say this fight is 50/50 lads?
Anything can happen tonight.
Vegas needs to make money somehow
Weidman or Aldo will lose
THE JOSE ALDO FIGHT IS BEYOOONDDDDD
IMAGINATION!
Wait a minute.
Is the fight in 4 hours and 20 mins or so?
That'd be 4 AM here.
>>64178126
Bunda is not the problem. Off-Topic posting is the problem. You can post bunda as long as you discuss mma. Now dump your folder.
>>64178185
Yes
>>64178175
Not at all. Although TAM has hit a rough patch, so maybe Faber will get heemed by some miracle.
>>64178210
more like 65/35 for aldo
>>64178126
Do it for me anon, do it for me.
is tbqhwyf censored
>>64178210
65/35 Aldo because BJJ isn't a meme
>>64178041
>Aldo
"That's when you lost" - KRS-One
Why did conor get a title shot without facing edgar and mendes? The one where aldo pulled out he just got fed bums.
>>64178242
where at my man
>>64178242
How many people are gonna be watching tonight on Kenya's only pc?
>>64178285
because of his superior mewvement
THE TERMINAL MOMENT APPROACHES
FINAL REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTYQXBRWKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6-OQePMf4
What if Conor wins because of mewvement?
What then? Is every UFC fighter going to get a yoga coach?
>>64178289
Why does he do things like this?
>>64178242
I bet kenya is full of beautiful /hightest/ women..
is there something wrong with ufc fightpass? having trouble ordering the ppv? maybe high traffic?
>>64178289
rogan says conor summoned the "best aldo"
can't wait to see rogan BTFO lol he's sucking off aldo just like ronda
>>64178318
aldo is gonna meme kick him to death
mark my word lads
OOOO VAHHH MOHERRRR
>>64178041
You made it, bro! Safe bets.
>>64178289
Jesus christ, Joe. Calm down.
>>64178286
On the internet, probably
>>64178290
kek'd
Thank you for some original bantz, rather than the usual
>u guise hav elektricity??!!??!? xDDD
>>64178333
nah kenya is east africa so they are like tall skinny alien types.
Where are all the Irish shitposting images so I can post online when McGregor wins?
>>64178330
Its all the DMT bro
>>64178342
I dont know but I tried watching some old fights and it was skipping all over the place.
I am streaming some boxing right now and its fine
>>64178126
Bunda is allowed during game threads (no exposed pussy), nippon moot said so himself. Just start posting them in about an hour
>people don't realize the real Joe Rogan died years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71-hQMxSLNA
>>64178363
are you black or a white deployed over there as part of some sort of uplift program?
Where can I find "Thrill and Agony UFC 193"?
>tfw going to work right now
>>64178242
>>64178250
>>64178402
if you say so lads
fuck this shit, I'm sick of waiting
nobody cares about all these goofs on the prelims anyway, just start the show with Maia vs Gunni and go from there
just have the bums fight in a back room somewhere and we can look up the results on sherdog later
I hope we will get Dana and Joe screaming at each other again just before the PPV starts like here:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26us4j_dana-white-and-joe-rogan-screaming-at-each-other_fun
come the fuck on, mcgregor is just a salesman
Is there going to a sticky for the MuhGregor fans suicide watch? It's going to be bigger than 193.
>>64178484
>thinking Maia vs Nelson will be more entertaining than based Max beating up some hipster chump
>>64178508
he not going to lose though
>>64178484
relax bro, you know up and comers fight harder on bigger cards, it's their chance for recognition. It's a nice foreplay
>>64178508
Mfw mewvment ends today.
>>64178508
not really
ronda > mcgoober + aldo + weidman + rockhold
sadly
>>64178502
Selling knockouts, they're very popular, even aldo's put a deposit down for one
>>64178474
>tfw 10am sunday morning and just woke up
Pretty comfy watching american sports over here desu/senpai
How is Gunnar Nelson the underdog?
>>64178566
Sucks being a neurosurgeon in America tbqh hours are shit
>>64178580
Because he's facing Damien fucking Maia?
>>64178408
black
is the McGregor nightmare going to end here in a few hours, or is it just getting started?
>>64178565
keep telling youself that friend
>>64178580
Last loss against rick fucking horror story
>tfw you fucked a girl with 10/10 bunda
Reminder that Conor Blasphemed against Jesus and therefore will lose tonight
>tfw youve been saving a gram of the most epic, potent weed on the planet until tonight
The strain is called Shangri La
This stuff is like a borderline hallucinogen. I'm getting heemed harder than Howard off of one bong rip.
>>64178653
wtf when did he do that
Brehs, it's happening.
We made it.
>>64178580
>>64178528
you two are fucking idiots
>>64178621
heem is a sundown thread. dont be here once the Fox prelims start.
>>64178684
He said he could beat Jesus in a fight.
>>64178684
He said he would whoop Jesus ass in a fight
>>64178645
no I didnt
>>64177816
what's the context of this
I love serginho, we support the same club as well ;3
wheres dat stream at bros
Anthony Joshua fighting RIGHT NOW lads
nice warm up for UFC heems
http://www.thefeed2all.eu/watch/395011/1/watch-anthony-joshua-vs-dillian-whyte.html
shit stream right here
>Michelle Waterson was the only casualty for this card.
I'm actually shaking. This is unreal.
Jesus' card has Aldo and Weidman. Anyone here gonna disagree with Motherfuckin' JESUS?
http://realfightstories.com/2015/12/02/real-ali-abdel-aziz/
isn't dana buddy buddy with those dynamite sheiks?
>>64178713
>>64178724
that's really bad karma for McGoober
Did the card start?
jesus didn't train MMA and was a human... speaking the truth isn't "blasphemy"
jesus is a fight fan and he will be cheering for mcgregor.
>>64178880
starts in a half hour
>>64178860
Not really. Jesus would turn the other cheek. Jesus can handle the banter.
>>64178779
kinda sad about that desu. but it was a worthy sacrifice
>>64178901
thanks bruh
remainder to only share ur shit stream and don't share ur good ones
If Connor wins (which he will) that will be good for the sport right? I mean, whos this fucking current champ? Some no charisma boring fucktard. Fuck it, Connor will bring lots to the sport in general and thus objectively the best champ.
>>64178918
that sacrifice meme comes from reddit, fuck off now pls
>>64178924
>jew logic
>>64178897
Jesus was the embodiment of god a carpenter. He would carve up McGregor and flip him up like the money tables in the Temple
Lads I need a "bluffers guide to MMA". Give me some choice vocab to get through the fight.
>>64178919
I'm not your bruh, ese
>>64178938
It's not good for the sport. It just makes the UFC more money of casuals. For the sport it's terrible.
>Tfw after tonight there's no big card to look forward to till July when Honda gets blown out again.
>>64178938
yes it would be great for the sport, it's getting way more people interested and involved in mma
>>64178992
ignore this clown
>>64178975
i'm not your esse, amigo
>>64179009
next week's FOX card is pretty good
>>64178992
>a young, charismatic champion
>bad for the sport
wut
>>64178966
For shitposting or for real life?
>>64178938
Literally just good for the UFC, the actual fighters will still be payed like shit
I want to travel time and see the outcome of both Conor and Aldo winning
>>64178966
>"Ref is paid"
>"Rigged"
>"HEEM SLEEPY" (When someone gets knocked out)
>claim x will beat y because his striking/ground game is poor
>>64179009
Lawler v Condit
WW is and always will be the best division
also, Jonny Bones will be returning to literally kill DC soon
>>64178992
How many kids do you think take up MMA because they want to be like Jose Aldo?
my oh my
>>64178966
Look that oblique kick again
>>64179055
>>64179097
I'm not talking about title fights, talking about cards where each fight could literally be a main event on its own.
>>64179009
That's absolutely false though. RDA v Cerrone, Dillashit v Cruz and Blood Orc v Condit
>>64179061
>>64179112
I just see the negative of all the shitty people that Conor is attracting. I'm being biased. Holly's q&a just enforced the negative opinion that I already had.
>>64178743
He just RNC'd Rene Forte and was feeling the love
>>64179076
I will grant this wish. You may travel through time at a rate of 1 second per second.
Anyone else watching the WWE TLC tomorrow lads? Should be good too.
post yfw Aldo's face is bouncing off the canvas
>>64179068
Real life.
>Octagon dominance
>Posture discipline
>>64179150
>muh special secret exclusive hipster fighting sport
fuck off m8
>>64179194
LMAO
CLASH OF
L
A
N
S
w-what's weidman's c-clan name senpais?
>>64179194
>Should be good too
Delusional.
Reminder to always share HD streams with /heem/ bros
dont be a jew
>>64179150
>attracting literally the most passionate fans in the world
>negative
Ok.
>>64178658
>someone saved my webm
>yfw 194 is a complete borefest of decisions
>>64179194
Conor McGregor would BTFO Bork Lensnar and Hulk Hogan at the same time
>>64179244
thank you.
>>64179031
I'm not your amigo, consorte
>>64179150
>Holly's q&a
that was one of the few good Q & As the UFC has ever had. This is a fringe pseudo sport, its supposed to be fun.
Lads, what are some good streaming sites?
>>64179244
i would dump my streams if there weren't any zuffa agents lurking here
>>64179209
Octagon control, not dominance, the person moving forward the most is showing octagon control.
Look up the basic submissions (rear naked choke, triangle choke, guillitine choke) so you can recognize them and point it out when someone goes for one.
Look up the basic guards for on the ground (half guard, side control, etc)
that will do.
>>64179277
ufc.tv is the best one
I WILL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
>>64178959
nah m8
A skinny malnourished peasant who is famous for being a pacifist?
He'd get heemed by Paige van zant
anyone gonna watch Pancrase directly after 194?
>>64179277
firstrow
>>64179267
it's kind of weird when you think about it, but aldo, mcgregor etc. would get stomped by the average middleweight
Dana White is going to be on suicide watch after McGregor get's submitted in the first round tonight.
First Rousey, Now McGregor....he's not going to have any over hyped shit talkers left to sell his fights.
>>64179274
If drunk Irish fans and "lol will you fuk me holly" questions are what you consider good then you're demented in the head.
The only good part about it was that guy who was singing and the guys dressed up in suits, everyone else was a sperg asking retarded intrusive questions.
>>64179279
sure you would bro, sure you would
>>64179315
Permaheeming myself after so no
>>64179315
p sure we're all going to bed
>>64179218
>implying that's the problem
>>64179249
>don't give a fuck about any champion bar Conor
>drunkenly shit on the most likeable champions q&a
>"lel it's passion m8"
>>64179274
I thought it was complete shit. We hold different opinions
>>64179315
I'll put it on in the background but I'm anticipating high hype levels making it hard to focus and the post fight presser will take priority.
>>64179340
>aldo
>TKO
>submission
Care to point out the last time he did either of those things?
>>64179209
Look for the person with the knocky outy face and wait for them to get rekt. Works every time.
>>64179342
Nothing wrong with drunks fans or people treating WMMA like the joke that it is.
>>64179344
>>64179244
What is it with you and 44 lad?
>>64179342
The douche drunk bald guy in the green hat was an American "Irish".
The rest of the sperg questions were from foreigners or brazilian monkey niggers.
>>64179342
Is that your first time watching a Q&A?
There all full of spergs and people asking for photos
>>64179346
>>64179348
>>64179355
Guess your just not real fight fans
>>64178966
World class Jiu Jitsu whenever someone is laying on top of someone else
>mcgregor will win with superior mevment
>>64179157
thanks for the info, appreciated, thanks, thank you
>>64179354
>have passion to support your fellow countryman
>isnt passion
I didnt say for the sport I said for the person.
>>64179354
Holly loved it m8
I bet she even got a little wet, reluctantly
>>64179361
The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
>>64179361
3 Fights ago August 3, 2013
Also, he has been fighting complete fighters.
McGregor is a one dimension striker that almost of lost that last fight against Mendes and wont being getting lucky twice.
>>64179361
KO'ed Chad Mendes on UFC 142, and that's about it idk
>>64179402
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxeFBVh9jc0
>>64179266
Unlikely. McGregor, Weidman and Jacare have never had a boring fight in the UFC
>>64179361
People don't realize that once you're the champ, you're only fighting guys who are ranked top 3 in the weight class (usually). So of course he's not gonna have as many finishes when he's only facing the best competition. And if Aldo does win the fight, he's most likely gonna be sitting on top of Conor for most of it and probably wont finish. Just my two cents
Why does basic boxing footwork dominate MMA so badly?
Rip Prediction bro, gone to soon
>>64179209
It takes a lot of energy to be a rock star.
>>64179313
>malnourished
No way. He fasted for 40 days just to detox but the rest of the time he was buff as fuck. He carried a massive cross for miles, Malnourished cant do that, most people who work out cant do that
>peasant
literally god
>pacifist
He slapped some bitches and recked the jews money lending business and no one challenged him because they know he would smack them the fuck up. JC would win UFC easy
>>64179465
He is such a fucking asshole. Every word that he utters is so unbelievably condescending.
Brasilfags, where can I watch this besides /combate/?
I'm so conflicted. Whoever wins, there will still be shitposting.
>all these casuals saying McGOAT is going to lose
what's up? saw his withering putdowns of Donald Trump and Jesus on TMZ and decided to hoist your fat ass on the ABMcG bandwagon?
>>64179476
Conor is 1 dimensional fighter, he has no ground game. If he is on his back for half the fight he will be submitted. He really shouldnt have gotten as far as he has without picking up some more skills to round out his game.
there are people who ACTUALLY prefer aldo for whatever reason
>>64179448
>almost
>>64179446
Did you just use a fucking boondocks line? Top kek Miguel
>>64179427
Yeah, it's passionate. It's good for making the UFC money through the casuals that Conor appeals to. But for mma itself it doesn't seem beneficial.
>>64179537
He has been training movement fampai, he'll slide through Aldo's submissions.
>>64179340
and then it turns out Sage Northcutt pissed hot.
>tfw I have 2 monitors and can shitpost all night long and watch the fights simultaneously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8chBGjXIZo
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179564
god luk alde
>>64179506
what weight class would Jesus be?
I'm trembling in excitement. My impatience is killing me. HURRY UP
UFC
194
THE RECKONING
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179506
His mental game isn't there, he's an avowed pacifist. Even if he had the talent, he doesn't have the mindset to be a champion
Just like Luke rockhold
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179564
Good luck Aldo! Not that you need it.
>>64179573
he definitely has the build and physique of someone who uses steroids
>>64179519
It boggles my mind people watch him. But then again it boggles my mind even harder that fucking Bryan "Dude I'm 50" Callen and Schaub have an audience.
>>64179537
>1 dimensional fighter
>no ground game
>needs to round out his game
oh you were giving examples of bluffing being a fan like >>64178966 asked
>>64179584
iktf bro, but ill probably be downstairs watching on bt sport eating pizza and drinking beer (alone). At least I can heempost on my phone.
>>64179599
objectively, straw tb h
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179599
the historical Jesus probably would actually fight in the featherweight division
>>64179551
Who has McGregor beat was worth a damn other than Mendes and that was close. He is a striker that has no ground game, that dosent work in MMA for long. Watch and learn. All the casuals will tune in and bitch that Aldo kept Mcgregor on his back the whole fight and when McGregor gets tired he will get submitted. All the casuals will bitch that MMA is gay because of the ground game and retreat until the next shit talking striker makes a run.
>>64179599
Deep bruh
>>64179537
Against Chad, he looked good enough on the ground to avoid getting demolished, but looked like he doesn't know how to get up. I think he'll move and squirm around enough to prevent getting stopped. But we'll see in a few hours
>>64179541
>not wanting the division to stay stagnated and boring
>>64179584
>tfw people do this and complain when they miss heems
not true fight fans tbqh
>>64179564
get ye gone goblin
I'll be taking my break during the Proctor vs Mustafaev and Santos vs Lee fights
GOOD LUCK ALDO
where is the prediction guy?
>>64179564
good luck aldooo
>>64179589
That's one of my favorite highlight videos. The music fits so well.
>>64179589
chillingly brutal highlight, great music too, fits perfectly. Ruined somewhat by the fedora tier scarface clip though.
>>64179564
good luck aldo
>>64179599
What is the weight of having humanities sins on your shoulders?
>>64179610
Mental game is strong as fuck. Willingly got crucified then decided not to be dead anymore
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
GOOD LUCK ALDO, CHRIS, JACARE, GUNNI, AND MAX
30 MINUTES LEFT FOR THE BIG FIGHT FELLOWS
>>64179589
Why do all MMA highlight videos suck?
>>64179564
good luck aldo
>tfw 5 bongs until Rockhold is champ
>>64179661
Yeah, I think he was lucky to squirm out. But squirming isn't a solid game plan. I cant to watch this guy get embarrassed and watch him cry and make excuses afterwards.
>>64179564
>GOOD LUCK ALDO
Stream just started broadcasting with test card and hype music.
EXCITED LADS
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>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179709
I hope Gunni provides some lightning quick moves again.
>>64179726
What will you do when he gets heem'd my britgay friend?
Who /WONTBACKDOWN/ here?
>>64179726
Cockholder will never EVER be champion as long as Weidman breathes
>>64179726
seriously, do you think we're gonna see the first gay kiss in the Octagon tonight?
>>64179564
Brutal leg kicks will come to me?
anyone else get shaky nervous right when the big fight is about to happen. Fuck man I dont know what my body would do if I was actually fighting like that lol
>>64179564
good luck aldo but i pass on the leg kicks
>>64179647
I think Aldo will win, but I dont think itll be one sided. Aldo hasnt submitted anyone in a long time so I really have no idea why youre suggesting that. Lets also remember that Aldo couldnt finish the likes of Florian and Hominick both of whom I'd say McGregor is better than. It'll be a decision for Aldo I think.
>>64179715
why does your mum suck m9?
>>64179621
He has the physique of someone who competed in bodybuilding competitions, which he did.
Sage is definitely roiding, but so is everyone in the UFC who isn't a total scrub. Physique isn't how you tell for the most part, you can look like a complete dyel and be using steroids.
If you look like a bodybuilder or fitness model in the UFC, it's because a) your training focuses on muscle mass and low body fat more than others, or has in the past and b) you have a genetically better response to steroids than most. It's not because you're the only guy using steroids.
Irish Anon currently drinking wit McGregor fans,....
Post MayMays for the lulz...
I hate that cunt McGregor...I want to laugh at these cunts with me getting annoyed....
Enlighten me with your best 'MayMays'.
fellow eurobros, how are you keeping up so far? im almost falling asleep already, watched edgar vs mendes yesterday, and paige vs rose the day before... got like 6 hours of sleep total in the last three days desu
>>64179837
BURN
T
F
O
>>64179817
>>64179793
small prize to pay to get rid of the Irish desu senpai
>>64179787
he has one of my favorite entrances
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179698
That doesn't count, the ref intervened
>>64179811
yea dude its so hype lol
>>64179846
>mewvment
>look into moi oyes liddle man
GET ON THE TEAM
>>64179787
i'm here familia
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
WE ARE LIVE
>tfw I have HD streams of the event
>tfw not sharing
>>64179848
>tfw being an American lets me have a normal schedule and still watch the fights
comfy as fuck desu desu
>people believe Kekhold has a chance
>people believe Aldo has a chance
can you imagine the shitposting if there was an australian champion
dear god
I'm not getting it, it's 2.5 hours till prelims, right?
>>64179610
>literally got crucified and forgave them as it happened.
>got so heemed he was already buried, then came back
>no mental game
u wot m8?!?
not to mension his mewvment is so advanced he can literally walk on water.
ITS TIME
>>64179934
>hd stream
>sub 1mb internet
nt m8
>>64179932
based
>>64179953
FIGHTPASS
when will this shit start?
Just woke up
Lads I literally can't believe it
THIS IS BEYOND IMAGINATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
reminder
>>64179932
What a time to be alive.
>>64179788
Yeah that's how chokes work champ
>>64179899
He is the ref and the competitor
LET'S FUCKIGN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 and a half bongs till main card, is that righ /sp/?
>>64179949
I want this to happen
UFC is gay as fuck tbph
>>64180020
yeah
Lyoto lol
>>64179972
already started few mins ago
IT TIME
>>64180020
yes
>>64179932
waited months to see that desu
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
join up, real fight fans only.
>implying it isn`t time
>>64179781
not happening lad, but will enjoy your damage control after the fight
>>64179788
did you change your trip or did I forget to filter you?
HOREY SHIT FIRST FIGHT
When does mcnuggets vs aldo start lads? I have to study as well.
>>64179848
I'm going to bed now, first thing tomorrow morning downloading a torrent of the event and watching the two main events before going on any other part of the internet tomorrow so it doesn't get spoiled for me.
>"and we start with a man who's nickname is Lyoto"
Goldie on top form tonight
>>64180020
correcto
>>64179968
nigger i got NBN
>>64179676
>sleeping on the MOTOWN PHENOM
>>64180031
>>64180039
Baseados anões
Is this fight in a garage or somethihg lmao
goldie and rogan ftw
the place is so empty
this niggers name is memes? the fuck?
>>64180052
hope you dont watch tv either
>>64179932
based
thanks for your efforts last couple of months
>>64179971
No, I'm ppv bro. I mean ppl posting 30MIN TILL HERE WE GO GUISE.
30min till what? the under-under card?
>>64180020
yep
>>64180053
>former ufc fighter thiago tavares
he tapped guida a month ago goldie
lads my stream is lagging can a few of you stop watching
thanks in advance
>>64179676
>not watching Sage's next victim
>>64180078
no shit, it's early prelims
>>64180078
Vegas cards always are empty for prelims
I hope Aldo wins, nobody likes people from Dublin
>>64179907
when holly started teeing off on honda i started shaking. Same every time mark hunt fights.
>>64180052
or listen to the radio
also, wake up halfway throught the nite and start the torrent so you can watch it when you wake up
>>64180083
UFC barely gets any TV coverage in the UK.
EMINEM CURSE
WHATS YOUR ENTRANCE MUSIC
time to fire up the oven
anyone link for streaming?
>>64180083
Nope.
I'm going to wake up tomorrow, start the torrent downloading, go back to bed for an hour or so, get up, eat breakfast and then watch. It's a watertight plan.
E M I N E M
stream pls
Marc Goddard spotted
>>64180110
I hope Aldo wins woulnd't mind mcmemer winning tho literally a win win
>>64180088
>not watching these pre-prelims
Heem yourself my man, these fights are as good as the normal prelims imo.
>>64180093
Does your stream have #entertainment in the top left? cause im watching that its lagging bad
>>64180146
http://livesoccerrg.net/watch/tv/ufc194-HD.html
>>64180143
the only correct choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egne2ZCMM_0
>>64180088
Fightpass prelims are starting right now, fs1 prelims start in 1.5 bongs, maincard (ppv) starts in 3.5 bongs. Check OP
>>64180146
http://streamendous.com/channel1.php
>>64180143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXNlY5tbQI
COURT McGEE BTFO
Holy shit, StreamUp is a piece of shit.
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64180187
It's inconsistent.
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
Already getting butterflies lads
>>64180020
we've got 1.5 hrs till prelims and 3.5 till main card, brudda
>>64180170
no lol pleb my stream is HD
>>64180187
Fight Pass ain't
My streams brings all the normies to the board,
And they're like, It's better than yours
(but I'm not sharing tho)
>that leg kick
HE HAS THAT WIDE STANCE
>>64180159
it's official lads
Is court McGee khabibs American cousin Cro. Utah?
>>64180187
yeah it is fucking awful
FACE THE PAIN
A
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T
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P
A
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>>64180234
holy fuck he's fatasfuck there
>>64180176
sweet, cheers, got it.
>>64180168
gotta get the house clean mate, guests coming over.
>>64179564
GOOD
LUCK
ALDO
>>64180234
post more cheeky Conor so I can shitpost on twitter when he wins
K A R A T E
A
R
A
T
E
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ET ALDO.
>>64180265
rich with moisture
First UFC i'm buying since UFC 166
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>ufc will never change their gloves
why
>>64180178
thanks jewbro
>>64180306
first one since GSP/Shields for me.
>>64180312
those other gloves like bellator uses make it harder to grapple
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>tfw the taima stream refuses to load
Why today of all days man
Shit already started??
Is this the first fight or what?
NUT SHOT
>mfw I've watched so much mma the last few days I couldn't even enjoy motd
>mfw the drunken Irish start booing WMMA
Fucking heem this amish cunt
>>64180312
champions should get gold gloves :3
>>64180353
yes first fight senpai
>Court
>the leg kick meme
Aldo and Faber fought 5 years ago.
His leg kicks haven't done shit since
daily reminder bjj is gay
>>64180172
>>64180178
thanx lads
no retaliation
i want australians to leave
GET REKT MCNIGGER
>>64180381
Kenny Florian would disagree. Shut the fuck up.
>>64180143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp0ZISBYidI
I would heem every single one of you from walking out to this entrance theme.
>>64180381
this is what casuals believe
10-9 Alexandre
>>64180369
If he was an atheist, he'd be the Supreme Court
why are there random numbers on the screen
>>64180178
Greatest ally
We gotta beat the system lads. We should all group up an buy the PPV and broadcast it on a private stream. Whos up for this?
>>64180403
Why are Canadians so ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS m8s?
Get off work 11. Am i missing the main event?
>>64180381
This gets BTFO everytime it is brought up. Just shut up or I'll beat the tar out of you, kid.
Why is Joe's definition of "HE'S OUT" so inconsistent?
>>64180429
brilliant
Fucking 3am I have to wait til until the big fight's on, any others in the run up worth watching?
>>64180381
>Mark Hominick
>Kenny Florian
>Chad Mendes
oooooookay bud
>>64180381
Agreed. Does he even throw them anymore?
>>64180403
A FUCKING LEAF
>>64180390
No problem, least someone noticed my link.
>>64180432
MASON
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN
>>64180432
they use it to track down illegal streamers and their viewers
>>64180432
I dont have them. you are being traced. unplug
>>64180441
you'll make the last 2 fights as long as you dont have to drive far
Anyone have kingtigers acestream lads?
>>64180110
>I hope Aldo wins, nobody likes people from Dublin
People from all countries hate their capitals as they have that small town mentality and bitterness from being stuck living in a cow shed with a single sheep as they're friend
>>64180441
No you should be good to see Aldo vs McGregor depending on how long it takes you to get home
When does the main card begin central tome zone? I gotta go the heemnasium to lift
Court is such a faggot, wouldnt mind seeing him get cut
>>64180410
>>64180175
>>64180143
nah you's would get heem'd to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49B5f6awKOg
>>64180441
Probably not if you can get home in 15 minutes.
>>64180483
>they're
kys
>>64180482
Yeah, I do.
>>64180495
9pm
>>64180469
>>64180474
>>64180476
dont worry senpai we good now
>>64180403
Wow faggot desu senpai JUST KEK WAKE ME UP THE BEST THE BEST IS HORSE AN MESSI MESSI MESSI TSUUUU
>>64180495
would be 11pm CST, friend
>>64180437
>>64180460
tendulka>bradman
Where is you gf now anon?
>tfw 2 elite streams that will only be shared with /heemspeak/
HOW LONG UNTIL THE MAIN EVENT ?
What the hell happened to Court McGee's career? Wins TUF and now he's on fight pass prelims. Damn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk5WX3AMmlI
Holy shit I wish I saw this live. Fucking KEKKLES.
>>64180342
only makes it harder if you have shitty technique, trying to slide chokes in instead of snapping them on. also bellators has had less broken hands since switching gloves, that and less eyepokes outweighs the minor grappling advantage ufc gloves give
i want the irish to leave
>>64180523
link pls :(
>>64180533
he's been injured for like 2 years
>>64180478
>>64180493
Live 5 minutes out
stop posting so much please
the thread is moving to fast
thank you
What the fuck is StreamUp and why won't it load for me?
>>64180528
5 hours
>>64180534
There are people on this board that didnt like this.
Thats who we are sharing this hobby with. Literally no fun allowed.
>>64180505
>Irish man giving a shit about the englisch language
>>64180560
Okay Paraguay, I'll slow down for you
>>64180561
what web browser are you using?
can you guys please post more mcgregor/aldo memes
thanks in advance lads
>>64180538
We didnt come here to take part in the shitposting. We meme to takeover.
>>64180561
Click the play button, bro.
>Court never been heemed
someone needs to heem this faggot holy shit
>>64180581
Chrome. Is that the issue?
Man Court looks like shit
McGee won that round
19 all
>>64180441
Well it depends. Are you Est or West?
>>64180561
did you enable flash (I don't know if they use it, I have mine 'disabled' and it opened anyway)
did you try another browser
did you try a mobile user agent
?
which one of you fucks
That's the gayest sounding cornerman I've ever heard.
What the fuck does HEEM mean?
Ive seen the gif you faggots post of the dead nigger but what the fuck does it MEAN
>>64180534
sounds exactly like Chris Odowd
Give me a stream that doesn't lag. I don't care about the resolution.
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64180615
>>64180615
>>64180615
>>64180615
>>64180615
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
WHEN HOESAY'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>>64180598
Using chrome also but works fine, try >>64180589
fuck my stream just died
it was so gooooood
>>64180444
>>64180381
Yeah shut up or he will beat you up with words over the internet, kid
>>64180551
Happy for you young man
>>64179331
Probably just by grappling, clinch work.
>>64180623
they stole it from /wooo/ it's basically the swedish chef from the muppets saying "he's sleepy" when someone is dropped.
>>64177755
My Picks
Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman
Jacare Souza
Demian Maia
Max Holloway
>>64180666
>UFC fags stole their board culture from stoner wrestling nerds
O i am laffin m8
I don't feel like being the Jon Jones, so can some based anon make a fight thread? Thanks
>>64180538
then pray to the comfy hue >>64179564
Easy win for Court!
>THANK GO IM SOBER
JOE BTFO
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http://livesoccerrg.net/watch/stream1.html
xxx
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