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UFC 194 Fight Pass early prelims start in 1 BONG
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
Extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://youtu.be/ZujfTiYQqd4
Heem threads have really gone to shit this last week. So glad it ends tonight ;-)
Quads and Aldo goes sleepy
1 bong 30 bings until the fights start?
Strike
Evade
Strike
Press
>tfw 1 whole hour until the fights
/heem/speak when?
FREE MONEY
how many bongs until start?
>>64177789
Just 1 bong
No matter what happens in the coming hours, I want you to know that I love you, /heem/.
>>64177721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yatS6fVnUGQ
bro just order it from youtube it worked for norway yesterday
JOE SAY AL DOUGH
>>64177808
MONEY MONEY GERMANY WOOOO
first for cellulite asses
I ALMOST FEEL BAD THAT IM GONNA TAKE THAT GUYS BELT
ALMOST!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what snacks then lads?
y'all ever DM a UFC fighter before?
>>64177829
>NIPPLES
JOE ROGAN ESQUE
>>64177783
You are too tense. Keep it playful. Go with the flow. When the shitposting pressure is too much, just sit back and let them tire themselves out. Wait for your moment. Don't force it.
>>64177814
thanks m8
>>64177816
I don't even care who wins it's a win win either way
Aldo win memer's get btfo, Mcgregor wins we get more fights like this
>>64177849
jesus christ so much fedora
>>64177808
WASSUP!!
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
>>64177849
only mark hunt and i didn't understand half so
>>64177842
Corn-nuts, of course.
>>64177890
man i hope she has a cute little penis :X
So i'm new to Heem
Where do I go to watch the fight, Buffalo Wild Wings? I only have enough money for some wildin' wings.
McGregor is an embarrassment....That is all.
Balancing out all this high test with some low test
Also Romero will end Jacares career
ITT: Post things Joe Rogan and Goldie will say during Conor's walk-out.
>No one can possibly understand the pressure that's going through that man's head
>I agree Joe, it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar.
>>64177945
I'd heem that bitch, if you catch my drift.
>>64177884
I literally did nothing wrong
>>64177945
SPOOKY
P
O
O
K
Y
>>64177947
>He has the weight of a nation on his shoulders Mike
>Alright I'm here with the champion. What a SPECTACULAR performance. Take us through the finishing move here on the big screen.
>>64177938
http://bars.ufc.com/
>>64177945
balancing this grossness out with hightest swedish paint
What tine does it start ladz? Any good streams?
>>64177945
she a qt
>>64177849
why did you do this
>>64177891
gumonnnnnn
>>64177998
go away
Am I gonna make it m8s?
All you guys posting bunda, I almost feel bad for you that you're gonna get banned for the fights and won't get to meme post when it's over.
Almost!
>>64177849
When he said brother he meant "Allahu akhbar my brother Islam soon death to America!"
why didn't artem keep it nice and flowy?
![screenshot2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7PcLDRk.png "screenshot2[1].png")
>>64177131
do you still want the more flags things?
>>64178024
people were in his mentions being really mean and nasty about him being a muslim and I felt bad for him
>>64178041
easy money
>>64178041
Wew you got some shit odds for Frankie.
>>64178041
>Aldo
You fucked up
>>64178041
>Aldo
You did good.
Daily reminder to fuck ISIS and practice your MEWVMENT twelve times a day.
>>64178041
>Aldo
So close
>>64178058
yes please
>>64177819
>Dana twitching at 0:43
kek
>>64178041
>Aldo
you did maybe
>>64177849
no but a bunch of fighters follow me so I could
>>64178041
literally free money man
>tfw have a folder filled with GOD-TIER bundas
>tfw don't want to get banned for the epic bantz coming up so I don't post them
feels bad lads
AlDO JUST PULLED OUT
>>64178041
>Aldo
ALMOST!
/snacks&hoez/>>64178146
of youre mom
>>64178069
Sharia Law now says that you're a Muslim. gg. If you don't commit to jihad you'll be stoned to death.
>>64178058
absolutely not, I want to keep pretending to be English to disparage them
So is it acceptable to just post hot chicks now or something?
Who's this cunt Faber is fighting does he stand a chance?
>>64178041
well done. Easy money
is there a free stream for the undercards aswell?
>>64178116
there is a big caveat though other people have to have the greasemonkey extension installed to see the flags
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>64178146
Why is he having sex before a fight?
What time does it start in Australia? 2pm?
>>64178175
pretty cut and dry rnc/guillotine for Faber
>>64177849
So we can safely say this fight is 50/50 lads?
Anything can happen tonight.
Vegas needs to make money somehow
Weidman or Aldo will lose
THE JOSE ALDO FIGHT IS BEYOOONDDDDD
IMAGINATION!
Wait a minute.
Is the fight in 4 hours and 20 mins or so?
That'd be 4 AM here.
>>64178126
Bunda is not the problem. Off-Topic posting is the problem. You can post bunda as long as you discuss mma. Now dump your folder.
>>64178185
Yes
>>64178175
Not at all. Although TAM has hit a rough patch, so maybe Faber will get heemed by some miracle.
>>64178210
more like 65/35 for aldo
>>64178126
Do it for me anon, do it for me.
is tbqhwyf censored
>>64178210
65/35 Aldo because BJJ isn't a meme
>>64178041
>Aldo
"That's when you lost" - KRS-One
Why did conor get a title shot without facing edgar and mendes? The one where aldo pulled out he just got fed bums.
>>64178242
where at my man
>>64178228
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448937476803.webm
>>64178242
How many people are gonna be watching tonight on Kenya's only pc?
>>64178285
because of his superior mewvement
THE TERMINAL MOMENT APPROACHES
FINAL REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTYQXBRWKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6-OQePMf4
What if Conor wins because of mewvement?
What then? Is every UFC fighter going to get a yoga coach?
>>64178289
Why does he do things like this?
>>64178242
I bet kenya is full of beautiful /hightest/ women..
is there something wrong with ufc fightpass? having trouble ordering the ppv? maybe high traffic?
>>64178289
rogan says conor summoned the "best aldo"
can't wait to see rogan BTFO lol he's sucking off aldo just like ronda
>>64178318
aldo is gonna meme kick him to death
mark my word lads
OOOO VAHHH MOHERRRR
>>64178041
You made it, bro! Safe bets.
>>64178289
Jesus christ, Joe. Calm down.
>>64178286
On the internet, probably
>>64178290
kek'd
Thank you for some original bantz, rather than the usual
>u guise hav elektricity??!!??!? xDDD
>>64178333
nah kenya is east africa so they are like tall skinny alien types.
Where are all the Irish shitposting images so I can post online when McGregor wins?
>>64178330
Its all the DMT bro
>>64178342
I dont know but I tried watching some old fights and it was skipping all over the place.
I am streaming some boxing right now and its fine
>>64178126
Bunda is allowed during game threads (no exposed pussy), nippon moot said so himself. Just start posting them in about an hour
>people don't realize the real Joe Rogan died years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71-hQMxSLNA
>>64178363
are you black or a white deployed over there as part of some sort of uplift program?
Where can I find "Thrill and Agony UFC 193"?
>>64178289
>tfw going to work right now
>>64178242
>>64178250
>>64178402
if you say so lads
fuck this shit, I'm sick of waiting
nobody cares about all these goofs on the prelims anyway, just start the show with Maia vs Gunni and go from there
just have the bums fight in a back room somewhere and we can look up the results on sherdog later
I hope we will get Dana and Joe screaming at each other again just before the PPV starts like here:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26us4j_dana-white-and-joe-rogan-screaming-at-each-other_fun
come the fuck on, mcgregor is just a salesman
Is there going to a sticky for the MuhGregor fans suicide watch? It's going to be bigger than 193.
>>64178484
>thinking Maia vs Nelson will be more entertaining than based Max beating up some hipster chump
>>64178508
he not going to lose though
>>64178484
relax bro, you know up and comers fight harder on bigger cards, it's their chance for recognition. It's a nice foreplay
>>64178508
Mfw mewvment ends today.
>>64178508
not really
ronda > mcgoober + aldo + weidman + rockhold
sadly
>>64178502
Selling knockouts, they're very popular, even aldo's put a deposit down for one
>>64178474
>tfw 10am sunday morning and just woke up
Pretty comfy watching american sports over here desu/senpai
How is Gunnar Nelson the underdog?
>>64178566
Sucks being a neurosurgeon in America tbqh hours are shit
>>64178580
Because he's facing Damien fucking Maia?
>>64178408
black
is the McGregor nightmare going to end here in a few hours, or is it just getting started?
>>64178565
keep telling youself that friend
>>64178580
Last loss against rick fucking horror story
>tfw you fucked a girl with 10/10 bunda
Reminder that Conor Blasphemed against Jesus and therefore will lose tonight
>tfw youve been saving a gram of the most epic, potent weed on the planet until tonight
The strain is called Shangri La
This stuff is like a borderline hallucinogen. I'm getting heemed harder than Howard off of one bong rip.
>>64178653
wtf when did he do that
Brehs, it's happening.
We made it.
>>64178580
>>64178528
you two are fucking idiots
>>64178621
heem is a sundown thread. dont be here once the Fox prelims start.
>>64178684
He said he could beat Jesus in a fight.
>>64178684
He said he would whoop Jesus ass in a fight
>>64178645
no I didnt
>>64177816
what's the context of this
I love serginho, we support the same club as well ;3
wheres dat stream at bros
Anthony Joshua fighting RIGHT NOW lads
nice warm up for UFC heems
http://www.thefeed2all.eu/watch/395011/1/watch-anthony-joshua-vs-dillian-whyte.html
shit stream right here
>Michelle Waterson was the only casualty for this card.
I'm actually shaking. This is unreal.
Jesus' card has Aldo and Weidman. Anyone here gonna disagree with Motherfuckin' JESUS?
http://realfightstories.com/2015/12/02/real-ali-abdel-aziz/
isn't dana buddy buddy with those dynamite sheiks?
>>64178713
>>64178724
that's really bad karma for McGoober
Did the card start?
jesus didn't train MMA and was a human... speaking the truth isn't "blasphemy"
jesus is a fight fan and he will be cheering for mcgregor.
>>64178880
starts in a half hour
>>64178860
Not really. Jesus would turn the other cheek. Jesus can handle the banter.
>>64178779
kinda sad about that desu. but it was a worthy sacrifice
>>64178901
thanks bruh
remainder to only share ur shit stream and don't share ur good ones
If Connor wins (which he will) that will be good for the sport right? I mean, whos this fucking current champ? Some no charisma boring fucktard. Fuck it, Connor will bring lots to the sport in general and thus objectively the best champ.
>>64178918
that sacrifice meme comes from reddit, fuck off now pls
>>64178924
>jew logic
>>64178897
Jesus was the embodiment of god a carpenter. He would carve up McGregor and flip him up like the money tables in the Temple
Lads I need a "bluffers guide to MMA". Give me some choice vocab to get through the fight.
>>64178919
I'm not your bruh, ese
>>64178938
It's not good for the sport. It just makes the UFC more money of casuals. For the sport it's terrible.
>Tfw after tonight there's no big card to look forward to till July when Honda gets blown out again.
>>64178938
yes it would be great for the sport, it's getting way more people interested and involved in mma
>>64178992
ignore this clown
>>64178975
i'm not your esse, amigo
>>64179009
next week's FOX card is pretty good
>>64178992
>a young, charismatic champion
>bad for the sport
wut
>>64178966
For shitposting or for real life?
>>64178938
Literally just good for the UFC, the actual fighters will still be payed like shit
I want to travel time and see the outcome of both Conor and Aldo winning
>>64178966
>"Ref is paid"
>"Rigged"
>"HEEM SLEEPY" (When someone gets knocked out)
>claim x will beat y because his striking/ground game is poor
>>64179009
Lawler v Condit
WW is and always will be the best division
also, Jonny Bones will be returning to literally kill DC soon
>>64178992
How many kids do you think take up MMA because they want to be like Jose Aldo?
my oh my
>>64178966
Look that oblique kick again
>>64179055
>>64179097
I'm not talking about title fights, talking about cards where each fight could literally be a main event on its own.
>>64179009
That's absolutely false though. RDA v Cerrone, Dillashit v Cruz and Blood Orc v Condit
>>64179061
>>64179112
I just see the negative of all the shitty people that Conor is attracting. I'm being biased. Holly's q&a just enforced the negative opinion that I already had.
>>64178743
He just RNC'd Rene Forte and was feeling the love
>>64179076
I will grant this wish. You may travel through time at a rate of 1 second per second.
Anyone else watching the WWE TLC tomorrow lads? Should be good too.
post yfw Aldo's face is bouncing off the canvas
>>64179068
Real life.
>Octagon dominance
>Posture discipline
>>64179150
>muh special secret exclusive hipster fighting sport
fuck off m8
>>64179194
LMAO
CLASH OF
L
A
N
S
w-what's weidman's c-clan name senpais?
>>64179194
>Should be good too
Delusional.
Reminder to always share HD streams with /heem/ bros
dont be a jew
>>64179150
>attracting literally the most passionate fans in the world
>negative
Ok.
>>64178658
>someone saved my webm
>yfw 194 is a complete borefest of decisions
>>64179194
Conor McGregor would BTFO Bork Lensnar and Hulk Hogan at the same time
>>64179244
thank you.
>>64179031
I'm not your amigo, consorte
>>64179150
>Holly's q&a
that was one of the few good Q & As the UFC has ever had. This is a fringe pseudo sport, its supposed to be fun.
Lads, what are some good streaming sites?
>>64179244
i would dump my streams if there weren't any zuffa agents lurking here
>>64179209
Octagon control, not dominance, the person moving forward the most is showing octagon control.
Look up the basic submissions (rear naked choke, triangle choke, guillitine choke) so you can recognize them and point it out when someone goes for one.
Look up the basic guards for on the ground (half guard, side control, etc)
that will do.
>>64179277
ufc.tv is the best one
I WILL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
>>64178959
nah m8
A skinny malnourished peasant who is famous for being a pacifist?
He'd get heemed by Paige van zant
anyone gonna watch Pancrase directly after 194?
>>64179277
firstrow
>>64179267
it's kind of weird when you think about it, but aldo, mcgregor etc. would get stomped by the average middleweight
Dana White is going to be on suicide watch after McGregor get's submitted in the first round tonight.
First Rousey, Now McGregor....he's not going to have any over hyped shit talkers left to sell his fights.
>>64179274
If drunk Irish fans and "lol will you fuk me holly" questions are what you consider good then you're demented in the head.
The only good part about it was that guy who was singing and the guys dressed up in suits, everyone else was a sperg asking retarded intrusive questions.
>>64179279
sure you would bro, sure you would
>>64179315
Permaheeming myself after so no
>>64179315
p sure we're all going to bed
>>64179218
>implying that's the problem
>>64179249
>don't give a fuck about any champion bar Conor
>drunkenly shit on the most likeable champions q&a
>"lel it's passion m8"
>>64179274
I thought it was complete shit. We hold different opinions
>>64179315
I'll put it on in the background but I'm anticipating high hype levels making it hard to focus and the post fight presser will take priority.
>>64179340
>aldo
>TKO
>submission
Care to point out the last time he did either of those things?
>>64179209
Look for the person with the knocky outy face and wait for them to get rekt. Works every time.
>>64179342
Nothing wrong with drunks fans or people treating WMMA like the joke that it is.
>>64179344
>>64179244
What is it with you and 44 lad?
>>64179342
The douche drunk bald guy in the green hat was an American "Irish".
The rest of the sperg questions were from foreigners or brazilian monkey niggers.
>>64179342
Is that your first time watching a Q&A?
There all full of spergs and people asking for photos
>>64179346
>>64179348
>>64179355
Guess your just not real fight fans
>>64178966
World class Jiu Jitsu whenever someone is laying on top of someone else
>mcgregor will win with superior mevment
>>64179157
thanks for the info, appreciated, thanks, thank you
>>64179354
>have passion to support your fellow countryman
>isnt passion
I didnt say for the sport I said for the person.
>>64179354
Holly loved it m8
I bet she even got a little wet, reluctantly
>>64179361
The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
>>64179361
3 Fights ago August 3, 2013
Also, he has been fighting complete fighters.
McGregor is a one dimension striker that almost of lost that last fight against Mendes and wont being getting lucky twice.
>>64179361
KO'ed Chad Mendes on UFC 142, and that's about it idk
>>64179402
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxeFBVh9jc0
>>64179266
Unlikely. McGregor, Weidman and Jacare have never had a boring fight in the UFC
>>64179361
People don't realize that once you're the champ, you're only fighting guys who are ranked top 3 in the weight class (usually). So of course he's not gonna have as many finishes when he's only facing the best competition. And if Aldo does win the fight, he's most likely gonna be sitting on top of Conor for most of it and probably wont finish. Just my two cents
Why does basic boxing footwork dominate MMA so badly?
Rip Prediction bro, gone to soon
>>64179209
It takes a lot of energy to be a rock star.
>>64179313
>malnourished
No way. He fasted for 40 days just to detox but the rest of the time he was buff as fuck. He carried a massive cross for miles, Malnourished cant do that, most people who work out cant do that
>peasant
literally god
>pacifist
He slapped some bitches and recked the jews money lending business and no one challenged him because they know he would smack them the fuck up. JC would win UFC easy
>>64179465
He is such a fucking asshole. Every word that he utters is so unbelievably condescending.
Brasilfags, where can I watch this besides /combate/?
I'm so conflicted. Whoever wins, there will still be shitposting.
>all these casuals saying McGOAT is going to lose
what's up? saw his withering putdowns of Donald Trump and Jesus on TMZ and decided to hoist your fat ass on the ABMcG bandwagon?
>>64179476
Conor is 1 dimensional fighter, he has no ground game. If he is on his back for half the fight he will be submitted. He really shouldnt have gotten as far as he has without picking up some more skills to round out his game.
there are people who ACTUALLY prefer aldo for whatever reason
>>64179448
>almost
>>64179446
Did you just use a fucking boondocks line? Top kek Miguel
>>64179427
Yeah, it's passionate. It's good for making the UFC money through the casuals that Conor appeals to. But for mma itself it doesn't seem beneficial.
>>64179537
He has been training movement fampai, he'll slide through Aldo's submissions.
>>64179340
and then it turns out Sage Northcutt pissed hot.
>tfw I have 2 monitors and can shitpost all night long and watch the fights simultaneously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8chBGjXIZo
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179564
god luk alde
>>64179506
what weight class would Jesus be?
I'm trembling in excitement. My impatience is killing me. HURRY UP
UFC
194
THE RECKONING
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179506
His mental game isn't there, he's an avowed pacifist. Even if he had the talent, he doesn't have the mindset to be a champion
Just like Luke rockhold
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179564
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64179564
Good luck Aldo! Not that you need it.
>>64179573
he definitely has the build and physique of someone who uses steroids
