>Main Card: (PPV) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am UK
5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
José Aldo(c) (25-1-0) vs. Conor McGregor (18-2-0)
5 Round Middleweight Title fight
Chris Weidman(c) (13-0-0) vs. Luke Rockhold (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-3-0) vs. Yoel Romero (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Demian Maia (21-6-0) vs. Gunnar Nelson (14-1-1)
Featherweight
Max Holloway (14-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-11-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Urijah Faber (32-8-0) vs. Frankie Saenz (10-2-0)
Women's Straweight
Tecia Torres (6-0-0) vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (6-1-0)
Welterweight
Warlley Alves (9-0-0) vs. Colby Covington (8-0-0)
Lightweight
Leonardo Santos (14-3-1) vs. Kevin Lee (11-1-0)
>Fight Pass Prelims: 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Lightweight
Joe Proctor (11-3-0) vs. Magomed Mustafaev (12-1-0)
Lightweight
John Makdessi (13-4-0) vs. Yancy Medeiros (11-3-0)
Welterweight
Court McGee (16-4-0) vs. Marcio Alexandre Jr. (12-2-0)
>>64180615
First for Rockhold
Would Schaub have been elite at 205?
HES HURT
Third for QT
It's happening
Both my streams just dead :(
>>64180639
i know i shouldn't but, streams?
mine too ;_;
Third for McGOAT
>>64180650
He should be fighting for the FW title tonight desu
Reminder that I could heem all you Irish fucks.
This is the best main card in UFC history
FUCK YOU DANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>there are people in this thread, right now, who made a bet on Kekhold
POST UR F WHEN STREAM CUTS OUT DURING MAIN EVENT
>>64180615
>Weidman fight isn't even main card
Is he not a popular fighter for some reason? He's pretty talented.
>>64180639
Luke "Cali-Boy Bitch" Rockhold is scared of Chris "All-American" Weidman!
having a crisis of conscience right now as I realize that in mma the fighters are doing irreversible brain damage to each other and that by watching I am supporting and helping to enable this behavior
HEY DAYNAHHHHHHHHHHH
SIXTY GEEES
DAYNAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>mfw Mcgregor beats Aldo in round 1
>trash talking karate in taima chat
do they not know why mcgregor is even fighting tonight?
FRIENDLY HEEMINDER: if you don't either pay for ppvs, have fight pass, or support the UFC through purchasing product then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant. You are not a customer of the UFC. You do not contribute anything to the product but still try to reap all of the benefits (and often have the audacity to expect a company, you don't even pay, to cater to your preferences). If you want things to improve and complain about it, yet you illegally steal UFC content then you are the scum of the earth. You are leeches on the company and on the sport as a whole. All of you criminal slime will get what's coming to you one day.
>tfw have to watch manhug so I can converse with my coworkers and so my wife's son will stop calling me a pussy
I sure hope the main fight is good.
>tfw god-tier stream
>tfw want to share with the heembros but they might spread it and lag my shit up
nah, i'll pass.
>>64180691
Threads are going quick I don't have time to shitpost like normal
>>64180699
They are adults who choose to do this
>>64180691
>>64180700
F O T N
O
T
N
>>64180660
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/ufc-194-fight-pass-live-streaming
>>64180719
It's okay, Americans are shit at shitposting anyway.
>>64180706
b-but i donate to mighty mouse's twitch streams
>>64180719
don't think I've posted during a main card of a ppv for 2 years now. Not comfy at all
>>64180691
that was the main reason i bought this card
>>64180615
who /teampotato/ here
Threadly reminder to fuck ISIS and practice mewvment twelve times a day.
Reminder that this is what will be happening to Conor
FUGGING GASUALS
BUY FIDEBASS
BE A REAL FIDE FAN
>>64180752
>(you)
29-28 McGee
How many bongs until Conor v Jose lads?
what are you
EATAN
DRINKAN
PLAYAN
who /noreasontolive/ here?
>>64180696
he isnt a funny meme master like mcnagger despite being more fun to watch
29-28 McGee I'd say.
>>64180757
1 bong
>>64180754
>(you)
Court one that won
Solid fight
>>64180757
about 6 bongs
>>64180756
seems most likely.
round 2 was swing.
WOW CONGRATS COURT, YOU ALWAYS FIGHT TO DECISION AND WILL NEVER BE TOP 15. COOL MAN, COOL. YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO FANS
>>64180711
you are no true bro
Will he win or choke /sp/?
Who /Irish/ here
>>64180706
so do you got a free stream?
>>64180774
>>64180779
Who do I trust?
>>64180786
Neither. He will be outclassed.
Reminder that if Conor looses the Irish will be memed to death whenever they dare show their faces for at least a few months, maybe longer.
>>64180790
me, my great grandparent was irish
30-27 for Court, what.
>>64180781
this fuck court
what a fagget
Courtney is a girls name. Deserved it though.
>30-27
Oh god we got a retard judge again.
>>64180794
3.5 bongs friendo.
this guy is super excited
>interviewing fightpass scrubs
Fuck you nigger dragging out this shit even longer than is needed.
BEYOND IMAGINATION
Decent start I think, alright fight for the early prelims
>>64180787
No worries britbro, here's hoping the HD stream goes back up.
>>64180802
GOOD LUCK ALDO
What the fuck why did you have to remind me of my functional alcoholism Court
>thank God I'm sober!
ROGAN BTFO
>>64180762
you have /heem/
Think of the happiness you have when a fighter you like win a big fight in strong fashion. This is a good reason to live
Holy shit Yancy vs Makdessi is going to be a fugging war
>>64180699
Flash vs Health
http://combatsportslaw.com/2014/06/29/gloves-in-mma-increase-knockout-rate-tenfold/
>>64180790
Fucking Irish
>>64180819
Found the casual
>>64180819
you'd rather watch ads?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>>64180781
it's his birthday tho
>>64180787
hnnnggggg
>'thank god im sober'
>nearly forgets his fucking sons name
Yancy was the guy who megachoked that fella recently
Acestream link please?
this fight should be good
Court seems like a decent guy, good that he won
At what tiem does aldo vs potato start?
>>64180682
heh heh
you mean since you became a fan, last year.
>>64180787
oh my sweet fuck
so round and shiny
>>64180847
This desu
>giving a shout out to a one year old
Makdessi is a little midget of fury. Dude always brings it.
>>64180857
When all the other fights end
>>64180857
100 oclock
>>64180851
He's used his time off from fighting to speak to and help recovering drug addicts. He's a real human bean.
My palm reader astrologist told me McGregor will win tonight
>>64180851
|Ex drug addict and shit. Yea fair played of him.
When does the actual event start?
>>64180787
brits are mostly butterfaces.
HE STOLE BJ PENN'S THEME
>>64180857
the actual fight will probably start around midnight, EST
>>64180836
>tfw from Derry
who is this old guy?
>>64180838
>I'm a casual for not giving a flying fuck about what curtain jerkers have to say
BUY A UFC FIGHT PASS YOU GOOFS!
Is a wonky eye an advantage when your striking?
>>64180802
Good luck Aldo
>>64180765
this and also housey
heem for this one incoming?
>>64180836
I'm in England lad
>nordies
>>64180655
I think I'm in love with her. My actual gf is hotter yet I'm in love with Joanna.
What the fuck mane.
>>64180682
i will never get tired of those jiggling titties
>>64180881
3 hours. McGregor v Aldo in 5
>>64180860
I've been watching every UFC card since Shogun v Jones and this is imo one of the best main cards ever.
who is ready to party in a few hours when MCgee fucks up Aldo
>>64180720
So are NFL players, but that sure as fuck didn't mean they were immune from a billion-dollar concussion lawsuit.
UFC is going to go under when their's comes.
>>64180911
Yes both bangers
lads im so afraid my gf will break up with me, can't even joy the fight
>Deadmau5
Please get KTFO
>>64180908
lel
>nova scotia
get ready for spinning shit
>>64180886
We made you.
Christmas tree up yet fucknuts?
>>64180857
It already ended
>>64180802
GOOD LUCK ALDO
remember when Ronda Rousey got knocked out by Holly Holm?
haha good times am i right gang?
>>64180908
It makes your opponent drop their defences from laughing
>>64180908
confuses the opponent. Don't know if you're looking right or left
>>64180919
fuck off dickhead
>>64180930
S T R O B E
T
R
O
B
E
>>64180926
Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes
I want Aldo to win, the irish are niggers turned inside out.
>if this gets dubs McGregor and Kekhold will get heemed in the 1st
>>64180908
One eye on each fist.
>>64180615
>bantamweight
>middleweight
>middleweight
>welterweight
>featherweight
Why is every fucking UFC card this garbage now. There isnt even a single LHW fight on the whole undercard.
Combat sports fucking blow these days god damn.
>deadmou5 strobe
>spinning shit
>>64180699
Who gives a fuck. Society as we know it is collapsing in less than 10 years
>>64180802
GOOD LUCK ALDO
>>64180955
oh shit...
>1 of 3 in UFC history with spinning backfist KO
Quick /heem/ name the other two
>>64180955
decided
>>64180955
Checked
>>64180955
OH SHIT
>>64180955
You owe me money Denmark
>>64180940
kek.
i'm not white, not abo, not subcontinental.
xmas is up m8y.
thanks for asking.
>>64180908
he can focus on two things at once, its brilliant
>>64180955
Confirmed and checked
>>64180955
I picked Aldo and Weidman but shit
>>64180955
B A S E D
it's still not too late to abandon the team
>>64180955
And there it is
>>64180955
trips says MC GEE GEE FUCKS SHIT UP
>>64180926
Worrying about it like that is basically guaranteeing that she will
Get this through your head Hans:
BITCHES
AINT
SHIT
>>64180969
shonie carter
and who gives a fuck
>>64180955
Fugging Dutch.
>>64180903
Who won that engagement?
>>64180961
>There isnt even a single LHW fight on the whole undercard
Because LHW who aren't in the top 10 suck balls casual
>>64180961
Damn bro, you missed a real banger last night when Gonzaga fought this jacked up Russian guy
Cracking open a [spoiler]canned[/spoiler]Guinness lads.
What we drinking?
>>64180969
Felder was one
>>64180615
/pol/ here.
Even the Donald is tuning in!
>>64180969
The Terra Serra getting it from Shonie
Felder vs Castillo?
>>64180908
One eye on his opponent, one eye on da streets.
>>64180699
do you also not eat bananas because you feel bad for workers in third-world nations who risk getting killed by coconut-sized spiders every day?
>>64180969
that's beckham?
he looks homeless, ffs
time is a cruel master
So are we the best in the world at this gay sport or what? Not that anybody gives a fuck about it here
>>64181009
>its real
the fuck
>>64181009
can't stop the trump
>>64181003
Dana.
>>64181009
Fuck off
>>64180955
confirmed
>>64181009
i wonder if i could heem trump
>>64181005
two literal nobody LHWs would be better than any of these tinyman fights
>>64181003
That's Igor Araujo vs Danny "The Cheesecacke Assassin" Mitchell.
Igor won via superior flailing techniques
>>64181009
We're all a little every board lad.
Cept /lgbt/ obviously
>>64181020
But I thought McGregor was the biggest sports star in Ireland according to Dana.
>All 3 spinning back fists happened in the same weight class
155 comfirmed for GOAT
>>64180955
uh oh
>>64181020
Why are the Irish such casuals?
LOL WE ACTUALLY GOT A STICKY
HEY PUSSY, ARE YOU STILL THERE?
How did this vanilla midget make it into the card
WHO'S GONNA WIN?
http://strawpoll.me/6250524
>want to watch fights
>have to study for exams
FUCK
are Hawaiians really American?
>>64181037
No they wouldn't my casual friend.
>>64180955
Oh boy
just woke up, ohh fuck yes im hyped
>>64181050
There is literally nothing wrong with being a casual
>>64181042
O'Connell or O'Driscoll
Those rugby lads.
rip
>>64180691
Wont happen for me
Bought a sat box a few weeks back that gets around the encryption on pay channels
This (pic related) is what i pay nothing for
>>64181013
laughed way too hard at this
Reminder, Chris Weidman supports Trump. Conor doesn't.
If you root for Conor you are against Trump and therefore low energy.
fuck heem, my sleep schedule is fucked and I'm so god damned tired right now... i'm not gonna make it
>McGoat
>Rockhold
>Jacare
>Gunnar
>Max
McGregor
Romero
Weidman
Nelson
Holloway
my picks
How are you even supposed to fight someone whos arms are twice as long as yours.
>>64181064
Do they have exams on Sunday in Canada? I don't fucking think so. Be a Fight Fan and watch the fights, and then study tomorrow
>>64181064
cram all the info tomorrow. watch fights tonight. you have all winter break afterwards to sleep.
What is Paige's ethnic background?
guys
i am so fucking hype for maia vs gunnar
fugg
I'm meant to stay up until 5am? Fuck that, torrent it in the morning, I'll try stay up for the Faber fight though.
>>64181085
>Rossi
>>64181009
>tfw I could heem Donald Trump
>>64181009
Trump is just a big fight fan in general. Mma, boxing, even pro wrestling.
>>64181042
Its almost like he would say that to earn PPV buys or promote his company or something
>>64181064
>waiting til the last minute to study
Youre fucked m8 :DDD
>>64181094
it will be ~7am when the Euros will sleep so cry us a river you prick
fuckin lanklet doing the jones fingers in your face bullshit
>>64181093
only low test beta nu-males don't support trump
>>64181093
Donald trump is the key to getting mma legal in NY
If you don't vote trump, you ain't a fight fan
>>64180991
he's tapped this shit.
i fucking hate him.
>>64181103
Dutch-American I'd guess based on her last name.
10-9 Makdessi
>>64181108
Casuals gonna casual
So many non-fight fans
>>64181103
probably has dutch ancestors
>VAN ZANT
Yancy fights like a nancy.
>>64181080
There's nothing wrong with it yeah but posting on /heem/ whilst being a total casual? Not on my watch, family.
>>64181117
we're gonna make it
>>64181107
Will go to the decision. Maia is too position oriented nowadays.
>>64181103
monkeys
>>64181103
looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>64181009
You mean the guy who had Dana host UFC events in his casinos supports Dana White? Woah well color me surprised fampai!
Bewd wall xD
>tfw accidentally buying a rising crust pizza
>>64181122
Oh man I forgot about this. Rockhold is too based.
>>64181064
>want to watch fights
>have to mark my student's homework
bull-fucking-shit!
>>64181140
based
fucking numbers are back
>mfw I realize how hard Trump is gonna go on Connor tonight if he loses
>>64180655
oh my god she has feet
Why did this make me so hard?
Nice and flowy Yancy
This undercard is shit. What a letdown this week has been.
>>64181135
Please stop mentioning it here
>>64181103
Alien
>>64181162
>Lance
shit name m8
oh yeah, we get another Diaz fight soon
>>64181138
>tfw woke up at 3pm today so feel really guilty for not being tired and sharing the struggle with Eurobros
>>64181162
hey Lance
>>64181165
holy fuck when did this happen
>>64181165
Cause you're a Muslim
>>64181172
Start a company for sex toys.
>>64181068
>i watch UFC for the elite fight technique *tip*
pretend harder clown
this rewind feature is pretty nice
>>64181050
Because this "sport" is just wwf tier gayness and nobody in their right mind would admit liking ufc anymore than they would admit liking pro wrestling
who /1080p/ here
>>64181162
Those are for anti-piracy. I'm reporting it to Zuffa now, enjoy your lawsuit.
>get kicked in the face
>touch gloves
lol
WHERE DO I EVEN BUY THE PPV???
>>64181064
>not having done so well that you have a significant margin on the finals to get an A for the class
>>64181172
get a job, start going to the gym
the fights have been pretty lame so far.
>>64181172
become a mma fighter
>>64181172
I'm on the same boat m8. Just watch anime and fap it's too late now.
Then exit bag when you innevitably end up in the streets.
>>64181162
>the numbers
>lance
we will back trace you
>>64181200
>I'm a casual therefore everyone is a casual like me
Go back to the shit general you came from. I suspect you're from /hoc/
>>64181208
Send me the money via paypal and I'll make sure you get a link to the PPV
>>64181208
ufc.tv
>>64181103
I'm so happy she got scratched
>>64181172
Go for a run, doesn't matter how far or how fast. You're in the middle of nowhere so anxiety shouldn't stop you. It's a start at least
shit tier fights so far, most are gonna be like that except the last four
nice sparring sessions so far
>>64181162
i'll stick me lance up yer poopshoot, laddie.
what is dana going to do if his biggest meme irish man loses, is he finished?
lel
>>64181190
i woke up at like 1pm and my sleep schedules so fucked up i usually dont pass out till 4am anyway so im good. got plenty of coffee and cigs to keep me up til next week. Besides like 80% of the fights tonight are good so I wont have to wait to long watching shitfests like i usually have to with these super fight cards.
Oh god, Meideros pooped himself
>>64181172
Write a novel then commit suicide.
>>64181172
>mfw I could definitely heem you
>>64181214
it's because yancy keeps extending his fingers towards makdessi's eyes
>tfw spending another weekend trolling for nudes on skout
For some reason I thought Aldo was older than 29. Seems like he should be 35 or something.
It's like neither of them want to win
>>64181208
TV4 Sport
y'all gonna dox me with those numbers and my name now :(
>>64181239
Germoney
Rugby when?
>>64181231
This. Get off your fatass and just DO IT!
>>64181172
Read this. you can get through it in one afternoon
https://kat.cr/mike-cernovich-gorilla-mindset-epub-t10894007.html
You're welcome Britbro. The world is getting fucking insane but dont give up, the night is always darkest before the dawn.
>>64181208
Check your local listings
Close round, I'd give the edge to Makdessi
20-18
>>64181172
how old are you?
>tfw you remember Facebook prelims
>>64181194
Thursday night.
It was a savage, bloody rape.
>>64181251
>mfw I could heem you and then benchpress your unconscious ass for reps
>>64181246
>an Irishman saying gold motivates him
He loves setting himself up for jokes doesn't he? Little pube faced skeleton that he is.
anyone have the heemspeak link?
>>64181236
Should have cut your hair you stupid slut.
>>64181103
Half human, half troll doll.
>>64181251
Ive never been in a fight in my life. Ive been a literal pushover my whole life. Im scared that the first time anyone genuinly gets into a physical altercation with me I will probably unleash all my assburger rage on them. Either they knock me out or I honestly think I would kill the person. I think I would aim to rip the throat with my teeth,
>>64181291
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>64181265
is this the redpill bible/quran?
>>64181172
go to the doctor
>>64181261
don't worry lance, it's going to be alright
>>64181230
I was cheering against her, but it was tough to watch her trying to hold back the tears, plus she was all humble and giving credit after the fight
>>64181162
wtf
is that some anti-piracy shit?
>>64181100
Go see the Daniel cormier vs gustfasson fight. Or povetkin vs wach (for boxing).
>>64181244
Coffee is gud , but really cigarettes in 2015?
>>64181103
Van Zant
So one parent from Lynyrd, one parent from Skynyrd.
>want to watch fight
>have a 20 word essay due tomorrow
Fuuuuuuuuuuck someone save me
>>64181100
>Stefan Struve
>>64181303
What is this
>>64181300
cat mode lives
>>64181223
>true patricians enjoy lightweight fights
oh sorry I forgot you were just here to watch to sweaty men roll around on the floor....to appreciate the nuance of their technique...of course
>>64181324
What's the topic?
>>64181287
Jesus. I bet the dykes were happy with that fight.
>>64181165
Rose is hot as f
ufc 194 theme song
https://youtu.be/ASAvvzcUFdA?t=44
>>64181315
its a shitty habit i know but itll keep me up.
>>64181324
solid meme m9.
get out of here.
feggit.
How long till main card?
>>64181304
It's a short read that will give you concrete steps to improving your life, unlike 99% of the all-talk, no action bullshit like most self help stuff.
It's written by and for the modern man trying to stay sane in this insane society.
>>64181332
Representation of women in video games.
>>64181288
I WOULD HEEM YOU INTO A LIVING DEATH
anyone interested in starting a tinychat room to chat
who /cheekyweewhisky/ here?
>>64181348
Another 6 fights
>>64181324
>20 word
last two digits of my post is the number of leg kicks mcgregor will receive tonight
if another nigga asks when the main card starts, I swear to god
>>64181300
>throat
>teeth
to much movies m8. punch in the neck and kick in the balls if you are such a pussy and that's it. but i would knock you out before you do that.
>>64181324
I knew Americans were a bit lacking in education , but really 20 word essay? You sure it's not a poem or something?
>>64181165
Is it just me or does anyone else think Rose got molested as a kid?
>>64181260
Verkligen?
Får man svenska kommentatorer då?
Vill ha Meme Rogan favä.
>>64181324
>doing a shit essay instead of watching the best card in years
I took the bait
>>64181287
>rose whispering "im gonna fuck you to death, you little slut"
>>64181331
kys
Would Ronda beat Makdessi?
>mfw found hd stream
feelsgood
>>64181340
this song gave me aids
How come crowds at UFC fights don't start fighting or start riots?
That's one of the more entertaining aspects of some boxing fights.
Yancy literally shat himself. UFC 194 is delivering.
>>64181365
When does the prelims start?
What a shit fight
>>64181362
>>64181368
jesus hownew.ru or is this some next level bait dont even answer i dont wanna know.
>>64181360
Jameson is a whiskey brother.
I'm with you though.
Sure they can fight in a cage, but not one of these boys would last 1 week as a single mother. They're the real warriors.
>>64181354
inychat dot com gsvd1p
in case someone is interested but dont want to bother making one
>>64181100
Mewvment and clinch striking.
>>64181324
20 word? what? lel
>>64181381
The crowd tonight will
>>64181370
http://mmanytt.se/galor/ufc/guide-sahar-ser-du-pa-ufc-galor/
>>64181377
dont worry, this card is about to bore me to death, fucknuts
enjoy your jerk-sesh
>>64181378
yes, under the right circumstances
Should be 30-27 Makdessi, unless we see some Diego Sanchez-tier scoring here.
>>64181366
I dont know man,
Yoiu know how mothers gain super human strength to lift cars off their fucking babies when they are in trouble?
I think that would happen me. I would get FULL sperg retard strength. I literally bite your ears and go evil dead on your eyeballs. I wouldnt stop until your pulp.
>>64181385
Lance we're gonna find you and we're gonna murder you
why yancy
gotta be a decision for Milkbag
>>64181393
>>64181352
Talk about Ronda making the cover of the new UFC game. First woman in history to do so. Hope that helps bro. Enjoy the fights!
>>64181103
Similar to Brazil - some sort of brown.
Decent fight, enjoyable last round in particular
10-9 Yancy
29-28 Makdessi DEC
>>64181360
Jameson and ginger ale
>>64181391
genuinely hadn't seen this before and it made me laugh.
makdessi 2-1?
>>64181140
>Trump
>Judging peoples character
topkek
why do Hawaiians look so different from mainlanders?
>>64181327
the heemspeak link, what else
DRAW
who /nervous/ here
is there a stream that doesn't have a shit ton of popups and crap everywhere
reminder that holloway is fighting on this card
what a shit week of fights this has been, literally nothing interesting on this undercard either
Is his giant dong a weakness or strength in this fight?
>>64181421
hehehe I watch it for free dana.
>>64181421
We poorupe lad, we hate company
>>64181392
>I like stout, dislike whiskey
>friend likes whiskey, dislikes stout
>Jamesons new christmas product is a whiskey/stout thats been sitting in a barrel together and matured
Gonna try this shit out
>>64181445
ufc.tv
>>64181421
My father does 2bh
>ref just holding their hands for 10 minutes
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys.
ROBBERY
29-28 MEDEIROS
29-28 MAKDESSI
29-28 YANCY
>>64181349
man I miss prime Gomi
>>64180691
Not going to happen to me.
what a fucking disgrace
>>64181440
Because they're nowhere near the main land and come from an entirely different stock of people?
WHAT THE FUCK
Yancy wins
ahahahhaha manlets go home
WHAT THE FUCK
>Medeiros wins
hahahahahah I love it
HEEM SPLITY
How the fuck did Yancy win that fight? He threw fucking nothing at all that fight.
it was close anyway
>>64181434
>not Famous Grouse and Irn Bru
Why do you hate freedom? Buy Scotch next time
>>64181455
? main cards this week so far have been decent
Wow what a joke
>>64181421
ROBBERY
BULLSHIT
wtf???
Daylight robbery.
>>64180908
>mom said it's my turn to play
Anyone know a decent stream for a poorfag like me?
>>64181287
Rose was far more aerodynamic, won her the fight.
(I remember seeing her get her blue belt. She looked really cute with her little gi and ponytail)
>>64181421
Fuck you Dana i have no friends you inconsiderate fuck
>>64181448
>dat ass
holloway is a beast, better with every fight. he will soon attack the belt.
>>64180728
Underrated post
HOFSTRA
>>64181414
You won't be doing shit, you'll get dropped with a swift combo.
2nd fight kills my acca cause of some fucking stupid judge
Great we have terrible judges tonight. Time for Conor to get gifted a decision.
underwhelming fight 2bqf
>>64181461
Nah
>>64181489
dropping your opponent once wins you a whole fight apparently
DIEGO SANCHEZ'D
>>64181493
because I'm cheap and a booze pleb
GUYS PLEASE CAN YOU LINK A WORKING STREAM? IN RETURN NOTHING I'M JUST PRAYING YOU CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS. SERIOUSLY THOUGH PLEASE
>>64181409
Broderligt.
Normalt laddar jag bara ner dagen efter eller fulströmmar.
Makdessi just got his trousers pulled down and fucked in the ass in front of the whole world.
>tfw the other delivery guy called in sick plus I have my Ohio State University Alumni dinner tonight so I can't watch the main event
anyone know of good streams?
The best fight from this thursday-saturday ufc card was a women fight.
Pathetic tbqhwy. This last fight was garbage and a robbery to boot.
JUST
>>64181527
>PRAYING
No stream for you, funDIE!
>>64181448
>>64181510
she has ass implants you virgins
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64181527
sure you can lag up my stream
>>64181527
http://www.p2pfree.net/view-live-stream/ufc-194:-early-prelims/142405.html
Here you go fellow bong
FUCKING HELL HOW DID MAKDEESI LOSE THAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>64181539
I'm sorry, but is Tony Ferguson a female?
>>64181135
this would be better if Paige's face was drenched in blood at the end
>>64181490
but close on the side of the Milkbag
>>64181548
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64181539
But Barboza and Ferguson are men
>>64181527
why are you such a lazy cunt? Surely this isn't your first time watching? Go to where you watched before, literally use google, buy bt sport IDC just fuck off.
Pretty close overall, could see how that drop at the end could've given Madeiros the fight, but I thought Makdessi won overall
>>64181523
lel.
judges can't seem to read the direction the fight well. just pass the eye test with a few big punches, damage to the other person eg blood, and be more lively. you'll get the decision.
>>64181520
that was defintiely the best shot of the fight, Makdessi almost got KO'd. I can see the judges giving yancy round 3 and one other mystery round , there wasnt alot of action really
>>64181445
>tfw the way you watch ufc here is you pay 18 dollars for a cable tv channel that shows all the ufc events
weidman is truly an inspiration to fight fans around the world
>>64181493
>Not Grangestone 18 and a splash of water
plens
>>64181520
Makdessi's fights usually are 2bqf
>>64181539
Did you miss the Tony Ferguson - Barboza fight Santos?
>>64181546
show me proof
>>64181556
almost getting tko'd in the last 10 seconds
Can we all agree that the main card is 2 and a half hours from now, right?
>>64181561
agreed.
>>64181527
Are you just googling UFC 194 streams like a retard?
>>64181546
I will implant my dick in your ass.
>>64181586
yes
>>64181583
That doesn't mean he won shit
How do we deal with the streamfags?
>>64181562
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64180691
>yfw someone blames the poor quality of the stream on the amount of people in the stream and to stop telling people about it
>imfuckingplying if McGregor Aldo goes the distance the judges dont have it rigged for Conor to win
>implying ref isnt rigged for early stoppage if Conor gets the upper hand
Conor brings in too much money to not put the belt on him. Aldo just stagnates the title and hasnt even TKO anyone in fucking years.
>>64181586
Thank god, I'm not home yet.
>>64181527
/r/mmastreams
Or whatever it is m8
>>64181527
y0up0rnhub.com
AND THE WORLDS GONNA KNOW YOUR NAME
>>64181593
dont spoonfeed, keep the good ones as clean as possible pls
>>64181576
I was expecting Yancy to drag him into a slugger for some reason
>>64181558
>>64181563
>>64181580
Yeah forgot to mention their fight. Still a pretty shit weekend so far.
kek wtf is that song
>>64180691
>Not buying this card or at least going out with friends to watch it
>>64181620
That's how streams turn to shit
fuck these captchas. THEY'RE ALL STREET SIGNS!
can someone please include r/mmastreams in the next OP?
this dude looks like Lomachenko's twin brother
>>64181641
The official song of dagestani prospects
kek.
>the script
anyway, wondering if any fighters have walked out to classical music. would be alpha as fuck if that dude just dominated his division.
DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN
>>64181641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk48xRzuNvA
>streams
>Ron Perlman on the voiceover
/Heem/, /Heem/ never changes
>11-0
who /russia/ here?
There is a working link for stream in the thread that I'm using right now...
Who can tell me how long until the Connor Mgregor fight I want to see him win.
Also anyone can tell me what heem means?
DAGESTANI OH FUCK
>>64181634
>Still a pretty shit weekend so far.
I disagree with you. The Thursday card was pretty good and there were some nice heems.
why are there so many fighters from that dagestan shithole?
DAILY REMINDER
Frankie Edgar raped Chad Mendez when you casuals thought Mendez was gonna walk through him
>Chad is a better Frankie BROOOOOOOO
>he's old BROOOOOOO
>who has he even fought BROOOOO
>>64181655
>who is sexyama
jesus christ i hate all these newfag mma fans i prefer the tapout/affliction fags to this.
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64181673
>>64181673
>>64181673
>>64181673
>>64181673
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64181647
I have to do it twice everytime on the street signs, the captchas are all fucked up
This Russian guy is the only one that has beaten Khabib's younger brother. Should be a good one.
I see a lot of stiffnesses in these fighters. They look so average and uncreative.
When is Conor going to teach them some mewvoment?
Who /linkin park/ here?
>>64181660
>can't stop the internet baby
>coming out to Linkin Park
>>64181669
it's short for alisteroid overheem
>linkin park
I BLEED IT OUT
>>64181672
They have elite ISIS training centers
>>64181527
>http://giostreams.eu/hd30.html
>>64181644
>Friends
>>64180691
>shortpotheademmastone.jpg
ehehehe.targa
Seriously though, after watching an evening full of people bashing each others faces in, I will put on an episode of Suburgatory and cry myself to sleep.
>Coming out to Linkin Park
It's over for him.
How do you pronounce heem
USAUSAUSA
Other lad has good hair but
USAUSA
>>64181657
Wanna see something cool from dagestan ?
google Dagestan beheading massacre.
should young children be allowed to watch mma?
>>64181669
Roughly 4 and half hours Upsidedownistan bro
>>64181456
weakness. more dong means more non-fighting-functional weight.
>>64181677
To be fair akiyama comes out to bocelli who isn't really classical. I liked fedor and his chanting monks but nobody I've seen ever came out to like some Mozart or Beethoven or vivaldi
>>64181713
watch out with that edge, hue
>>64181677
isn't he like the japo anthem or some traditional japo music?
HIGH TEST BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBBqkH8cbU
>>64181748
>>64181746
I guess I've been spending too much time on /r9k/
>>64181674
Did Chad complain about the stoppage?
I can't decide if it's legitimate or not. Sure he was out and Frankie was about the gnp hard but he got up really fast
>>64180615
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
that russian looks scary
MUSTAFAEV
IT
IS
ALL
OVEEERRRR
>>64181717
I fucking hate you Canadians honestly let's go over the reasons why.
>Birthplace of third wave feminism
>Elected a kekold PM who is keking your country
>Do not have a union jack on your flag
You know everyone in NZ/AUS hates Canadians? Enjoy all your blacks Chinese and Indians flooding into your shit hole of a country LOL.
PUTIN EXTENDS HIS POWER TO THE UFC SCENE BOYS
>>64181769
He got up "hella fast" because the ref had stopped another human being from punching his skull some more.
He would not be getting up that fast if Frankie had been allowed to punch him while he was heemed.
Oh look, it's another Dagestani who winds up and telegraphs everything on the feet who will be fed cans to make us think he's good.
>>64181803
why did he stop it...fake fake fake fake fake fake
mustafa vs gregor next
>>64181817
Why is this boomerang chucker so cranky?
GLORIOUS SLAVIC VIOLENCE
>>64181784
even Joe Rogan is scared
That other guy was covering up massively... wtf? Cowering away.
Also that Russian translator is terrible
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/ufc-194-fight-pass-live-streaming
Sharing a stream for the streamless. The chatbox is filled with regulars. Be polite, or don't I will have satsifaction anyways
>>64181674
Yup, lol, I've said it fromthe start, Frankie should have fought McGregor before getting a title shot but who cares, this has been entertaining as all fuck.
Can't wait to see how tonight turns out so I can see who Frankie's going to fight.
Someone explain why UFC isnt shit and why I shouldnt just watch boxing highlights instead.
>>64181980
Because a 150lb ufc fighter could beat any boxer in a fight.
>>64181748
unf
>>64181980
Just go watch boxing, faggot.
>>64181980
go ahead and watch boxing highlights instead, no one here cares m8
>>64181360
awrite pal
>>64181847
>Back to back negro president
Trump is the last chance for you yankees otherwise it's all over for you.
Lol those cornrows
>>64180955
My trips negate anons dubs
>>64182010
Reminder that Many boxers have backgrounds in other martial arts.
>tfw got heemed by a lithuanian
How can i live with this...
stream please /b/ros
>>64182338
Scroll up clown it's in the thread like 10 times.
>>64182355
who the fuck you calling a clown you bozo
>>64182355
ill fucking hunt you down and slice open youre fukken throat
>>64181553
>http://www.p2pfree.net/view-live-stream/ufc-194:-early-prelims/142405.html
Thanks mate
>>64182406
What are you gonna use? I live in a knife free zone!
>>64181817
>Enjoy Chinese and indians flooding into your country.
Kek are you blind brother? Do we not live on the same island?
>>64182499
Y-yeah... this country is going to hell.
>>64181172
Read the KJV Bible and get saved by Jesus Christ. Get friends who are wise and learn to be grateful for life, sure you can lose, but when you win, it's the best feeling in the world
>>64183034
KJV Bible...
Entry level scriptura
>>64181593
Nah, I know to spam 4chan instead.
The elite hacking system always comes through for me
>>64181627
Thank you, i'll bookmark it.
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP FROM FIRST FIGHT
WHERE ARE WE