>Main Card: (PPV) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am UK
5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
José Aldo(c) (25-1-0) vs. Conor McGregor (18-2-0)
5 Round Middleweight Title fight
Chris Weidman(c) (13-0-0) vs. Luke Rockhold (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-3-0) vs. Yoel Romero (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Demian Maia (21-6-0) vs. Gunnar Nelson (14-1-1)
Featherweight
Max Holloway (14-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-11-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Urijah Faber (32-8-0) vs. Frankie Saenz (10-2-0)
Women's Straweight
Tecia Torres (6-0-0) vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (6-1-0)
Welterweight
Warlley Alves (9-0-0) vs. Colby Covington (8-0-0)
Lightweight
Leonardo Santos (14-3-1) vs. Kevin Lee (11-1-0)
>Fight Pass Prelims: 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Lightweight
Joe Proctor (11-3-0) vs. Magomed Mustafaev (12-1-0)
Lightweight
Yancy Medeiros def John Makdessi via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Welterweight
Court McGee def Marcio Alexandre Jr. via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,29-28)
1st for pls no sticky
SECOND FOR STICK WHERE?
Was GSP right all along?
> ATTENTION CASUALS
UFC lurks these threads
Giving away streams WILL get them shut down
Find a stream and keep it to yourself
> But I don't have a stream
GO FUCK YOURSELF
>Linkin Park
They let middle schoolers do MMA?
I need a minute to myself.
I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
CRAWLING IN MY SKEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
José Aldo(c) (25-1-0) vs. Conor McGregor (18-2-0)
>Bantamweight
>>64181707
geez man. why would he do dis to himself?
>>64181701
my fucking sides
Threadly reminder to fuck ISIS and practice mewvment twelve times a day.
>>64181706
or just go to r/mmastreams and get good streams
I just started coming to this thread from /mlb/ and came here for the McGregor fight. Is this all a joke? I mean honestly you guys go on about Joe Rogan who isn't even a fighter. He's a commentator. Some stupid podcasts with some comedian and Schaub (I remember watching him on TUF when MMA was on fire). An MMA journalist people dislike for whatever reason. When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck. No one in /NFL/ does that. Then you go on about their personalities and diets and how you are stronger and tougher than them.Posters threatening other posters with assault. Why you should be on whoever's team and how you aren't invited because there aren't any invitations. Now I see people discussing which ring girls are hotter. It's bizarre.
Russian wrestlefuck incoming
THREAD RULES
>don't ask for a stream
>don't ask when a particular fight or part of the card starts
>don't ask what heem means
>>64181706
But i need a stream
>Tfw Machida isn't fighting tonight so we don't get to hear another Linkin Park song
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64181719
Ohh fuck, you got me
>>64181421
Ive been watching MMA for about 8 years now.
UFC 194 will be the first PPV Ive ever ordered.
I will be watching the PPV all alone.
Thanks Dana.
:(
>>64181736
At least you changed it from last time
How do you rate Holly Holm?
nth for chico
>post your face if connor submits hosay
>>64181750
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
Aldo humiliates McMeme btwr
>>64181753
you're never alone my friend
>>64181738
good etiquette in my humble opinion
RUSSIAN HEEM
>>64181770
WEIDMAN?
>>64181736
Woman detected. Let us be men!
HEEM SLEEPY
>>64181757
>amy schumer's successful older sister/10
CAN'T STOP THE RUSSIA
HEEM STOPPY
>Tfw Chris Weidman used to be a NEET who lived in his parent's basement and he's now an undefeated MW champion.
It's not too late for you bros. Not too late to change your lives around and to join the team.
WE STICKY NAO
BTFO THE FUCK OUT
HEEM STOPPY
HEEM SLEEPY
Who did Luke Thomas pick?
DAGESTAN
HEEM
HEEM STOPPY
>"Free admission with winning first round KO betting slip"
How fucking based can one man be?
HEEM
>>64181780
Russian has good hair.
Hair wins
>>64181781
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
DAT RUSSIAN THO
Manlet Russians ares just SICK in MMA
KHABIB
H
A
B
I
B
What the hell was wrong with Proctor? He was cowering like crazy
WHY IS DAGESTAN SO BASED BROS?
LITERALLY THE PUERTO RICO OF MMA
>>64181757
Gods favourite girl
>One king gets old and a young gorilla comes and takes everything he owns
>What's a god to a none believer
These new promos are the bees knees
DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN
Finally a good fight.
Thank you based Russia
>>64181802
We're all gonna make it brah
that kick
that is what mcgregor will be getting, only 10 times harder
>>64181781
WEIDMAN!
HEEM STOPPYYYY
These dagenstani are so fucking vicious
One impressive Russian, god damn
>>64181812
Is the party still on if he loses?
Why is the Aldo fight getting more media attention than Weidman?
>>64181831
>Stomp over cowering pussy
Wasnt a good fight. But if going to be shit it might as well be short and shit.
hhahaha Proctor got fucking tooled
that was like man vs boy
>>64181808
Magomed
Lee
Covington
Torres
Faber
Holloway
Nelson
Jacare
Weidman
Aldo
Based rusky
>>64181830
Known for lads getting their throats cut and, that's it.
TANK ME
Do all Jackson Dagestani fighters get their hair cut at the same place as the downsyndrome kids?
I've always wondered, what happens if Bruce chokes before announcing the winner? Is the win no longer official?
>>64181802
I'm 25 pham. Way too late.
KICK TO THE BODY WITH BAD INTENTIONS
Prodigy in the making?
spasiba baljshoe
>watched every single fight the last two days
>beginning to yawn slightly for the first time
>main card isn't on for hours
> I-I-I'll make it right?
>>64181853
mcgregor
>>64181864
>McGregor, Weidman and Nelson
>>64181864
>mcgregor
Good lad. 27? fuck
What's your UFC record? I'm undefeated.
>>64181879
iktf. I have an exam on monday im supposed to be studying for too
WEBM PLS!
>>64181855
>Cowering
So you missed the fact Proctor was completely done after the first kick to the body? The guy was done in that moment.
Proctor looked so fucking lost, he couldn't deal with the range and footwork of buff Wolowitz at all.
>>64181889
weidman is solid m8.
>>64181889
>>64181890
We'll see m8's
>>64181820
that russian kebab looked insane, rogan wouldn't even make eye contact with him lmao
>>64181738
what does heem mean?
I'M GONNA WOOP HIS ASS
HIS GONNA HIT THE CAMPUS HARD
I'M GONNA WOOP HIM SWIFT
>>64181897
Same bud, 0 losses. If we ever meet you are getting one
WHATCH YOU LOOKING AT?
OOO VAHHH MOHERRRR
who draftkings here?
I'm gonna rip his head off
>empornium has been down all day
Conor being cheeky and grabbing the belt was the GOAT promo moment
>>64181914
>CAMPUS
canvas
>>64181904
As I said it was a stomp from the first second. That isnt what I call a good fight.
>>64181889
>>64181890
>muh meme kicks
>muh meme cock
To be fair Maia could beat Nelson. That'll be a iu-Jitsu showcase.
>>64181914
>CAMPUS
is this a meme, or are you just fucking stupid you white trash.
if you're going to watch the ppv at buffalo wild wings at mission valley in san diego, i'll be wearing a black RVCA shirt and some jeans. tap me on the shoulder and say HEEM SLEEPY and i'll buy you a drink.
later, homies.
>>64181867
that looks fucking tasty im trying that
>hurr durr im gunna be top 15 in 2016
guys like Proctor need to keep their mouths shut and just fight
>>64181706
>But I don't have a stream
Seriously, have any of you fucks not even heard of acestream?
>>64181914
>HIS GONNA HIT THE CAMPUS HARD
>CAMPUS
>>64181908
Rockhold is going to school him
>have work after event
>probably gonna shoot on a customer if they annoy me
is it worth lads?
>>64181879
You'll make it just think of this amazing win win fight to come \o/
>>64181931
how do you make this webm so fast?
>"Russia"
>>64181932
>he fell for the bait
>>64181931
OHHHHH
>>64181921
It's been blocking my gps spoofer lately.
>Frankie
>19-4-1
He's 20-4-1 the fuck Dana
>>64181914
I hope he fucking trained. I mean, I'm Irish but he won sloppy. Bit arrogant too.
I don't care. Best man wins.
>Cain Velazsqueeze got rematches despite only defending the belt twice
>Aldo wont get a rematch despite defending the belt for years
>All because of Dana EggWhite
Who /snaekindagrehs/ here?
HOESAY'S GON' RUNNING
HIS TIME WILL COME
>>64181946
weidman weidman weidman
>>64181921
>tfw I live in NY
>>64181950
austrailias python script
>>64181931
this is the look of a killer
>>64181879
we will all make it, you gigantic faggot.
>>64181828
Somebody got some help from his old uncle Roy...........d
>>64181931
>>64181954
HE HURT HIM
HE HURT HIM
can't wait for ireland to fuck off and become irrelevent again when aldo kills mcgregor
>>64181812
>mfw being this fucking confident
>>64181921
NOT ME
>>64181972
I live in NY too but you can still make money phampai
Did Conor seriously get a tatoo with his own surname on his stomach?
>>64181914
I'LL BASHE EASE EAD EEN M8
odds on rogan saying "oh...my...goodness" if the connor/hosey fight ends in a KO while goldy is yelling
The fight at the weigh in thing is so fucking cliche. and shit. Nobody buys it and it builds no hype.
>13 minutes of promos before the prelims
jesus christ
Conor is such a pro at looking like he's being held back. The little fake kick at the end really sells it.
>>64181972
>danas face
>>64181995
yeah, fucking retard. that's enaugh reason to root for aldo
>>64181995
yep, he's that much of a shitter
>>64182006
what would you do?
>>64181812
If he loses does he have to give his party hat and cake to Aldo?
>>64181995
He's Irish m8, he might forget it otherwise.
>all settled in for some great fights
>sudden craving for grilled cheese
>can't make any because my microwave isn't working
It's really ruining my comfy.
>>64181985
you taking the night off my man?
>>64181995
I thought only dirty Mexicans did that. Are the Irish the dirty Mexicans of the UK?
Mcmewvement looks so bad in the weight-wins. It's so unhealthy, can this guy just move divisions once and for all? I've seen fatter skeletons.
>>64182006
Aldo mocking Conors little kung fu stance was hilarious though. Aldo is usually so laid back and not up for taking the piss.
I feel bad for all the streaming sites tonight..its going to be bigger than the Ronda fight
GUYS IM REALLY EXCITED
GUYS
HELP
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64181995
He wanted "mewvment" instead but the tattoo artist refused
>tfw going to fail a final because I'm watching UFC instead of studying
>>64182007
Third fight finished early. They need to wait till the top of the hour when Fox picks it up. Theres nothing that can be done about this.
>>64182007
people watching on meme tv still watching free view, gotta frontload that shit
>>64182031
Poland is Mexico of Europe
>>64182035
Mine's working fine so far, m8
>>64182025
>he makes a grilled cheese in the microwave
The fuck man?
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64181931
Fucking powerful hits
He's a Weide guy
do gay men like mma?
>>64182025
Microwave isn't working?
Mods confirmed for Rockhold fans
QUICK POST YFW IT'S HAPPENING
>>64182025
>grilled cheese
>microwave
how dumb are you?
>>64182025
Use your stove and grill it over a flame or in a frying pan just spread a thin layer of butter on t the pan and pepper the cheese
>>64182043
>Have to practice collar-chokes for my Gi Jiu-Jitsu college exam tomorrow
>Watching UFC instead
>>64182040
Ido seems like the most pretentious motherfucker on the planet
>14 tall cans of craft beer, all different kinds
>multiple orders of wings from Wild Wing
>80" TV
Can you comprehend my comfy level right now?
Who do you actually want to win? McGregor or Aldo? I think I just want Aldo to win so Dana can go on suicide watch.
>>64182021
Have McGregor kill Aldos daughter, dress her as a potato and eat her.
>>64182025
disgusting.
>da murican diet
>>64182043
>tfw going to lose my job because im going to be late due to watching UFC
deal with mate
>>64182035
The only time I had trouble with streams was Mayweather vs. Floyd.
>>64182062
I don't think there are more than 2 straight people on /heem/ on any given time
>>64182025
>grilled cheese
>microwave
This fucking bait right? You fucking foosty faggot.
>>64182025
the clue is in the name nigga
"grill"
Not gonna lie I just had some grilled cheese to test my new steamer
>>64182070
Maybe he only has a microwave.. Did you consider that??
>>64182063
>>64182070
>>64182069
>>64182053
>>64182085
>How to spot a newfaggot casual: 101
I could heem you all.
ahahahaha WTF was that
DC always knows when there is a camera on him
american gonna woop this brazilian shitter
>>64182062
I'm bi and love it
>>64182106
the balls? im crying holy shit, he only dodged like 2
>>64182082
I like both fighters, I want to see the fight, the only person I'm rooting for is luke rockhold
wat was that?
>chasing laser pens and dodging foam balls
FUCKING KEK
>>64182105
>fucks up
>'i..i only wanted to b8 you'
k 5chin.
>>64182125
>>64182123
mewvement
As someone from England I want to say I hope Aldo wins. Fuck the Irish.
>>64182082
I want Aldo to win and immediately retire so we can see Frankie vs Conor for the title because Frankie will win.
>>64182123
>>64182125
>this year
>not training mewvement
I could heem every here
>>64182112
top, top kek
>>64182048
You have to admit, we are border hoppers also by nature.
>>64182025
>microwave
>>64182094
But I don't have any propane or propane accessories for my BBQ grill to cook the sandwich.
>>64182125
It's called training movement which you should do at least 5 times a week MINIMUM.
>>64182136
Fuck you paki
Who's your money on /sp/? Mcgregor an interesting fighter but my money's on Aldo.
>>64182130
Come on man even my wifes son knows that was bait.
>>64182090
idk why, but rockhold reminds me of Chris Keller from Oz. sexy mada faka
>>64182040
>Rockhold and Villante laughing their asses off at his mewvment shite.
He's gonne destroy his knees with this memery.
starts stagnaetn
I've streamed before but I always get my shit taken down, anyone have a suggestion on where to host it?
>>64182136
>conquered 80% of the world
>was held off by a tiny neigbor country consisting of potato farmers with rocks and pitchforks
TOP KEK. Just admit you are upset its one of few nations that fought back.
STARTS STAGNAETN
HAVE I BRING WRONG YE?
>>64182130
It's older than the hills on your slut mother's chest copypasta you abo subhuman.
>>64182156
Irish are niggers turned inside out you wog.
ONE KING GETS OLD
AND A YOUNG GORILLA COMES UP AND KEELS HIM
LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
>>64182090
Luke looks a bit scared
>>64182159
>he's not your son
topfuckingkuck
gonna need a webm of that elite ball avoiding mewvment
>>64182167
you post this every fucking time and i always laugh
>the movement meme is already catching on
>>64182048
Poland and Ireland are the last bastions of pure Europe.
Lithuania, you can come too lad.
>>64182125
I need a webm of that moment so bad.
>>64182090
I am very aroused. I'm not the only one, r-right?
>>64182153
I dodge my cum like 5 times a day when I shoot straight up when lying in bed
>>64182177
> t.Paki
>>64182185
RARE
A
R
E
Got fucking shit to do tomorrow, but I'm tempted to stay up and see if this paddy gets leathered.
>>64182186
oh kek
Who is the second toughest person in here?
let's get closer
>>64182190
I appreciate the gesture
>>64182186
You laugh but his mewvement is purrfect
>>64182185
Are you black?
Are you under 90 pounds? Are you posting this from a hut built from charity money from U2?
>>64182218
the mods
who /nervouspee/ here
>>64182218
Probably serbia he heem'd a horse once
What's this position called?
>>64182186
Conor started a revolution. He truly changed this fight game.
anybody else don't really care if Aldo or McGregor wins because either way it's epic?
>tfw casual bro keeps telling me how good Boxing was
>mfw no interest in Boxing at all
>mfw he keeps insisting it was great
>>64182211
do it you fuckin goof
>>64182235
The slippery slope
Do you think Dana will have this reaction when his other chosen one gets wrecked by Jose?
>>64182186
quality work as usual Britbong
>>64182149
doesnt your oven have a grill part to it?
>>64182243
Right here senpai tho i'm cheering for aldo
>>64182222
fuck yeah quads
How come there is a Brazilian in every fight. Isnt this american sport? I dont really ever watch this 'sport'
>>64182235
Jewcifix.
POST YFW MCGREGOR SLIPS DURING HIS WALKOUT AND BREAKS HIS LEG AND THE FIGHT GETS CANCELLED LAST MINUTE
>>64182243
i would be better for the sport if conor wins. then we will probably have conor vs RDA or cowboy. but
>>64182235
The Consensual Missionary
Decent early prelims
>>64182186
Surprised no one throwed a wrench during that
>>64182233
lmao not a chance
>>64182235
behind the back wrist lock half rubber crucific
>>64182211
When are we changing this Christian cross on the flag then? We doing a moon lad?
We're no longer a Christian country apparently.. Well, England at least. You ruined yourselves.
I want Conor to win cause Aldo might get his rematch and we can get more memes again.
>>64182255
I don't have an oven, I'm not some Nazi.
>>64182026
I might try to webm some memes as they happen but can't guarantee it with my internet's current quality :(
>>64182258
cause BJJ is one of the main core fundamentals the sport revolves around and Brazil happens to be the best at it?
>>64182218
>>64182280
there is only one correct answer
>>64182031
>UK
how quickly do fights get posted on torrent sites after the event is over? asking for a friend
>Mfw have an hd quality stream
>>64182301
*grunts*
>>64182305
30 mins
>dat 60fps taima stream
Damn son
>>64182296
Thats nice I guess
>>64182305
about 19
>>64182305
like an hour at most
Will Mcrgegor vs Aldo be even half as exciting as Joshua vs Whyte was earlier today?
>>64182319
WHERE
H
E
R
E
I wish Conor's hair was longer so it would look funny when he gets heemed
>>64182209
>>64182185
He is not rare, he is a real fight fan
>>64182305
I don't know, sorry man
Hey Reddit,
My stream just has and image of the main card and some music in the background. Is this normal?
Thanks
>>64182308
>>64182319
Criminal scum
>>64182319
>mfw I'm watching on TV but the stream is of equal quality
>>64182294
the kicker is my bt sports sub has ended so your elite level webms will be needed for the main card
>>64182319
>people that brag about streams and dont post links
Ok so i'm not going to try sound like some tough guy , but i have lifted about 120 KG bench press some time ago , what are the chances Paige Vanzant would have a chance against me?
>>64182186
That quick as fuck snatch and post
#notorious
>>64182331
was a great fight, UFC is far more exciting though
can you image how nervous aldo and mcgregor are right now?
i'm about to have a panic attack just waiting for this
Dafuq is on Aldos face
>>64182354
>people brag about their link
>their link gets shut down
>>64182319
ssssshhhhhhh keep it to yourself faggot
>>64182332
shiiiieeettt that makes me feel old
god bless acestream
>>64182363
I can't imagine Aldo being nervous
>>64182341
I've never seen a Kenyan flag before.
Good luck Brazil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU
Hope Weidman HEEMS the fuck out of kekhold
Who else here is buying the card and not being a criminal goof?
>>64182354
youtube.com
anyway, aldo better win.
>>64182366
mcgregors hopes and dreams
>>64182373
It's not much of a secret. There's like 600 people using it
>>64182352
>tfw never met an asian that wasn't some old lady in a chinese food joint
MOTOWN PHENOM
Is that olaa that claimed he was gonna DDoS all streams here or was he just shit talking with no substance?
>Aldo wins in brutal fashion
>after the fight he says fuck Reebok and retires
What would Dana's reaction be?
>>64182379
then you weren't here the past two nights
>>64182377
God bless Bootcamp on Apple Macbooks so i can actually run Acestream on Windows 7 while still having beautiful laptop
![132_chris_weidman_vs_anderson_silva_gallery_post.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tqD5Vnb.jpg "132 chris weidman vs anderson silva gallery post.0[1]")
You now remember Silva got KOed while taunt-dodging Weidman's shots
whites>hues>blacks>whites
>>64182186
Theres literally nnothing wrong with this.
Vasyl Lomachenko is p4p the best boxer in terms of footwork and accuracy aside from Gonzalez and he does a lot of stuff like this in his training.
>>64182379
That's because you are a casual that only comes here when fights are going on.
Don't post anymore links lads, the feds are in this thread.
>>64182356
She's a warrior with heart
>>64182378
he's never had this much hype built up for a fight before and he's never been insulted this much before
>>64182290
enjoy your standard not grilled cheese fagit
>UFC will be dead in under 6 hours
>>64182385
>drinks some water
>becomes 20lbs heavier
How?
>detroit
>>64182419
Dr. Mohammed, I'm CIA.
>>64182419
http://taima.tv/r/mma
>not wearing studio-edition beats
confirmed poor man
Why do mods on Taima get so angry?
>>64182377
baš skidam ovog trenutka acestream. dakle valja to a? ne krepavaju strimovi?
>>64182372
i swear someone is either reporting the links or dana white is lurking, fuck them
>>64182385
wew
>>64182363
>implying this guy gets nervous
>>64182372
doesn't happen.
>>64182419
Not true at all.
>>64182433
>some
>>64182433
2.5 gallons of course
Does Dana kill himself on the way home if Conor gets anally devastated tonight?
>>64182428
he hasn't lost a fight in ages, he isn't nervous you dummy
>>64182413
I bet you dont even train. fag
>>64182405
wemb for memories plz
>>64182405
>burger king
>>64182413
Lucas going in. How /comfy/ are you right now? Ready for the GOAT card?
>Pride theme
>tfw it will never be the same in HEEM after tonight
i guess now is a good time to thaw out the cherry cheese cake?
>tfw it's actually fucking habbening soon
>>64182461
Implying he cares who wins?
Are you like Jose Mourinho?
does Conor start this fight seriously? Or will there be shenanigans when big john says touch gloves?
as far as ufc and betting i guess this is it so i shouldnt be cheap with my bookie play monny: what are you betting and for how much?
i got aldo and weidman for, i'm thinking 30 but i should bet more
>>64182468
I'll heem you easily with an inverted triangle
THE PICKS ARE IN AND SCHAUB CANT SPELL ANYBODYS NAME
>>64182444
dosad su mi vec 2 streama pukla i instaliram acestream, nadjem link na redditu i evo savrseno ide , nemos nac bolju kvalitetu toplopreporucam
>>64181921
Is there any doubt Romero will heem Souza? It's literally free moneym
How many Bandwagoning casuals don't even know that Mcgregor has lost twice already?
>>64182460
lel what?
http://breakingmuscle.com/mma/science-examines-rehydration-after-weight-cutting
this says average of 3.4kg/7.5lb gained.
>>64182444
valja valja
>>64182505
About as relevant as Anderson's pride losses or Aldo's sub loss.
>>64182496
aldo doesnt even look at his opponents during the cage staredown so it would be quite pointless
how come weighing in at 156 pounds isn't considering missing weight?
How many more bongs until the paddy vs spic fight??
WHO NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND
IM SO HYPED
>>64182500
The good money was Fronkie and Namajunas. You missed the train buddy,
>>64182501
the poster says Australia but the flag says Argentina.
I wish the Junta wouldve killed all you fuckers
>>64182496
Despite all the shit talking he knows how serious this opportunity is. I imagine he will offer gloves. I dont know about Aldo though.
>fox sports showing one fight
>ufc.tv showing another
Fuck I'm confused and don't know what to watch.
>>64182505
He lost those when he was just a kid
Kevin "Black people can't be racist" Lee
>conor talks about rigid mentality and movement that prevails in MMA
>backs up his philosophy by HEEMing everyone he fights
>/sp/ turns it into a meme
you're all literal casuals who have never done martial arts.
>>64182523
you get a 1 pound margin of error unless it's a title fight then you have to be spot on
>>64182524
Starts at 5am mate.
1 pound allowance, cant do it for a title fight though
>>64182524
who is this sperm slurper?
>>64182524
22 bongs 17 bings friendo.
>>64182490
Of course he does, Conor is his other golden goose along with Ronda.
>>64182526
Post slip.
>>64182524
>thick filipina
OH MY SWEET FUCK
that is my fetish
where did you find that
>>64182352
>>64182395
is she asian? Maybe mixed.
>>64182528
>the current year
>he doesn't know that Argies are the australians of Africa
>>>/out/
>>64182533
kek, There have been world champions at 22 years old.
>>64182530
you think he'll run up to aldo with his hands down talking shit when the fight starts like he did against mendez?
>Robert Drysdale
You know how I know Lee is juicing?
>>64182545
Fug dat den nigguh. I'm going sleep.
>>64182526
i did , i was retarded on that one. i was betting with my dick but didnt even bothered to look closer to nanas furiosa: she got a sweet bootie too. shake my damn head ;_;
>Chad is 1-3 in his last 4
Will he move to 135 now?
>>64182558
>Argentina
>Africa
wut
VAMO HE
already tired of the stupid irish fans in the crowd
>>64182554
>post screenshot from a website that I can easily doctor
lmao should've hung out in /bet/ buddy
>>64182557
Eurasian, once against proving Eurasians are the hottest women on earth.
>>64182564
Post more
>taunting
>immediately gets double leg blasted
Oh my sweet god that was great.
>>64182557
I think she's a Jew, tbqh
>>64182395
I suppose there aren't many Asians in Puerto Rico? Sorry, friend
>>64182575
I think he could easily, and should
>>64182582
Better than "USAUSAUSA"
>>64182582
Just getting warmed up.
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY
Its over
HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM
HEEM PROTESTY
>BROWN PEOPLE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SANTOS WENT ROONIN
HIGH LEVEL CHESS GAME
HE GOT CAUGHT
BIG TROUBLE
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM
GODDAMN!!
HEEM STOPPY HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
HEEM SLEEPY
That boy got rekt
"I WAS GOOD!"
kek
FUCKING AWESOME TO SEE KEVIN LEE GET BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>stream works perfect until every finish where it completely lags
SLEEPY
L
E
E
P
Y
>>64182592
like 0.3% or some stat like that
STOPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>64182429
How does a person even get this meme'd on?
>when you HEEM a nigga but you realise you left the oven on
KEVIN MEME
FIRST FS1 PRELIM IS A HEEM
CONFIRMED THIS CARD WILL BE GOAT
lel where did he go
Who got heeemed???
Maybe he'll fight Sage sooner rather than later
>so afraid of your drug test that you run out of the arena immediately after winning
>mfw Kevin Lee wanted to fight Sage Northmeme
HEEM SLEEPY
Where he running though?
where the fuck did he go
hahah dude run away
BOOOOM
It's gonna be a good night lads
topkek, Santos was already gne
>>64182635
Holy fuck
>>64182524
/who/
>penalize
Fuck this faggot
>>64182649
he went for a piss
>>64182644
KEK FAMILA
I guess you'll never fight Sage now Kevin.
why in the fuck do they keep stopping the fights....fake fake fake fake fake fake
SOMEONE THROW TOGETHER A WEBM
>talking about penalizing him
really
TOO COCKY KEVIN
Is that Eric Bischoff on commentary?
Marking out ťbh
they're gonna penalize him? srsly?
>tfw you get penalized and lose your entire $1,500 purse
>>64181706
If you're a true fight fan you weed out and report these streams ya goof
>Land of the free
>can't run and celebrate your victory without some old white guy telling you you may get fined/reprmanded
top kek muric()cks
Dat bellybutton tho
>>64182564
close thread
>>64182644
underrated
>have a chance to be penalized for doing that
For what purpose...
lmao kevin lee
remember when he was all pissy about sage?
>>64182635
sides absolutely obliterated
> fight is ruled no contest because he went into crowd
Did they just say they'd penalise him for running into the crowd
>might get penalised for running out
This sport lmfao.
>this piece of shit talking about penalizing for that
Fuck off
THAT NIGGA JUST LEFT THE OCTAGON
>he could fall on people
>>64182672
Because the guy was heemed and taking infinite shots to the head?
>>64182632
>be in grad school
>live in large college towns
>so many qt3.14 Asians
>tfw
>>64182674
This. They better fucking not.
>he thought he could shit talk the golden boy and get away with it
>>64182666
nice evil numbers
>When you heem a nigga and Shanequa text you that her parent's aren't home
Can you people stop saying HEEM SLEEPY for when a guy is knocked down but is still moving around and trying to fight? The dude was never knocked out but just stunned.
>Penalize him
I bet BJ didn't be shit when he left after the Uno KO
>>64182672
mate that was not a early stoppage, he was getting hammered for a good 4 seconds with no intelligent defense
>>64182686
Niggers always have the ugliest ones. Like Total Recall tier.
>>64182692
because you literally might kill somebody because you are so happy
>>64182524
HIGH TEST
>it's okay when Jose does it
>it's okay when Conor does it
>it's not okay when some guy barely making any money does it and we must penalize him
Take twenty unanswered shots but
"I'm good"
>Penalized
'Commissions' literally shouldn't exist, and if you disagree you shouldn't be allowed to breathe.
>Combat sport
>D..don't run into the c..crowd!
>>64182025
inside out grilled cheese is best.
http://youtu.be/BlTCkNkfmRY
>>64182635
>>64182714
aren't you late for your plastic surgery appointment?
>>64182031
how retarded are you?
>>64182724
Yeah that dude talking about penalizing him made me mad as hell
>>64182709
Based UK always got the webms. Thanks man.
>>64182714
we will when you stop shitposting in /pol/
>>64182709
>people would still complain that this was an early stoppage
What's Conor thinking right now in the locker room?
lads I just got back from work, what did I miss?
>>64182635
i dont get it
Bullshit stoppage. He was getting to his feet. Garbage
>>64182672
>why in the fuck do they keep stopping the fights..
Because a guy gets rocked as fucked then takes multiple shots to the head while hardly defending himself. It's not that hard to understand you stupid fucking faggot.
>>64182709
damn he got a good drubbing there
7 MOAR FIGHTS
>HEEMs le salty nigger man
>runs straight out of the cage because fun
kek I like this guy
>>64182755
>"Did I lock the front door?...................................Yes."
>>64182756
Kevin Lee got the Brandon Lee treatment
How can you penalize such a lovable hue?
>>64182752
If anything that was dangerously late
>>64182714
He's still HEEM SLEEPY for at least two seconds though.
>>64182760
leave
thanks
>>64182714
As soon as you stop saying video games are a sport you greasy slope.
what a cute little hue
>>64182756
Brown lads getting rekt
>>64182724
This... wtf is this shit
brasilian without translator, what is this shit?! how do i understand whats he talking?
this guy is great
>>64182332
Mark hunt with jango fett?
>brazilians
Brasil banned from UFC when? At least learn the fucking language
>>64182760
Yeah, he wasn't quite dead yet
i love this guy
>>64182772
Kek this
At least he's funny when he chimps out
>SAY NOOOO NO CHOKE
I'm so happy that faggot got punched square in the fucking face head on then dropped like a bag of hammers
>>64182724
He literally ran OUT of the arena
>>64182796
Your accent probably isn't that good Modric
NOOO
NO CHOKE
>>64182635
kek'd
you can't penalize him he's a gent
>>64182776
>>64182791
good shit
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64182815
>>64182815
>>64182815
>>64182815
>>64182815
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64182714
HEEEM SMALL DICKY
This dude was great. He's so happy.
happy for this guy desu
this means he doesnt have to sell his body to survive in the favelas anymore
>>64182760
He took several shots to the head he wasnt trying to defend against. Trying to get to your feet isnt enough to avoid a stoppage
>>64182764
im got raped you in the asshole but im not gonna cum
>>64182806
If you weren't a literal retard you'd be able to understand Portuguese, you dirty Mexican fuck.
>happy hue
>speak english
>good finish
I'll be rooting for Leonardo provided he isn't fighting some one I like more.
>>64182760
Yeah no, he got halfway, but then he went back down on his knees and started sinking, and at that point the ref stopped it, rightly.
>>64182811
he seems like a sweetheart desu
Christ, having to forcibly drag him everywhere now is truly pathetic on their part
>>64182707
>see countless qts throughout the day
>tfw I'll never get with any of them
I'd rather not see them at all honestly
>>64182714
>south korea
literally who
>>64182764
your asshole belongs to me
>>64182760
He got more of a chance to recover than Mendes
>>64182870
same desu
dads name is Kevin
He said that all kevin's are the best
>mfw
>>64182801
Hunto and Jake tha muss, proper nz legends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZSv4HlyfIo&ab_channel=gorednaga
>You will never be in a bar fight with Jake tha muss and Hunto backing you up
feels bad family
>>64182456
No, but the servers do get overloaded. I've seen it happen. Just ask bananaman88
>>64182756
gregor won by knockout
wwe vs ufc...ufc believe its not fake and wwe is not real
>>64182819
twas a joke you fuck, every brasilian has a translator when he wins, this dude hasnt had one, i found it funny, hence the joke, my accent is bretty good i believe, people say i sound russian tho
STRANGE LOVE
>>64182967
>good
>sound russian
remember when firstrow was not actively trying to rape aids into your computer even if you were wearing 2 condoms? cool business model
Someone post the Dana Heem face
>>64182916
You can't say he doesn't look like an older temuera morrison.
>>64183023
first time firstrow didn't work today. it works now?
If you support McGregor you must be a meme casual sports fan.
Aldo is definately a real person , not some WWE keked out sell out
>>64182392
more people, more lag , just heeming yourself
>>64183070
i gave up on em a while ago, they were too risky for me
>>64183132
is Hendricks the nurgle to Lawler's khorne?
>>64183132
hendricks owns the division. fuck lawler
>>64183176
steroids is a hell of a drugs
Is anyone else's sound going in and out?
Fuck you fox sports.
>>64182843
Because his hands were on the mat pushing back up to his feet because the strikes were too weak to worry about. Pretty goddamn simple
>jesus
lel this was quick
they can advertize jesus but not their own sponsors , neat.
>>64181727
thank you sweetheart ;-; <3
>>64181859
oh god youre literally 0/3 right now
>tfw the ace link i found doesnt work
ETA of main event?
tfw no new thread
>>64183848
an hour
>>64181802
I'm 28 senpai there is no hope for me. I just accepted my fate and have learned to live with the cards I got dealt with. I am content now.
>>64183941
When you're 48 you'll think back about how young you actually were and you'll regret not making a change.
>I am metro
Sure you are ronda.
>>64183547
dont say that i put 60 bucks on the main and comain
>>64183941
lmao senpai, 28 is not old
you are just afraid to do shit and keep making excuses
DWARF FIGHTING! just like early 80s wrasling of my childhood
sticky thread-.
