>Main Card: (PPV) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am UK
5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
José Aldo(c) (25-1-0) vs. Conor McGregor (18-2-0)
5 Round Middleweight Title fight
Chris Weidman(c) (13-0-0) vs. Luke Rockhold (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-3-0) vs. Yoel Romero (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Demian Maia (21-6-0) vs. Gunnar Nelson (14-1-1)
Featherweight
Max Holloway (14-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-11-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Urijah Faber (32-8-0) vs. Frankie Saenz (10-2-0)
Women's Straweight
Tecia Torres (6-0-0) vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (6-1-0)
Welterweight
Warlley Alves (9-0-0) vs. Colby Covington (8-0-0)
Lightweight
Leonardo Santos (14-3-1) vs. Kevin Lee (11-1-0)
>Fight Pass Prelims: 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Lightweight
Joe Proctor (11-3-0) vs. Magomed Mustafaev (12-1-0)
Lightweight
Yancy Medeiros def John Makdessi via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Welterweight
Court McGee def Marcio Alexandre Jr. via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,29-28)
1st for pls no sticky
SECOND FOR STICK WHERE?
Was GSP right all along?
> ATTENTION CASUALS
UFC lurks these threads
Giving away streams WILL get them shut down
Find a stream and keep it to yourself
> But I don't have a stream
GO FUCK YOURSELF
>Linkin Park
They let middle schoolers do MMA?
I need a minute to myself.
I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
CRAWLING IN MY SKEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
José Aldo(c) (25-1-0) vs. Conor McGregor (18-2-0)
>Bantamweight
>>64181707
geez man. why would he do dis to himself?
>>64181701
my fucking sides
Threadly reminder to fuck ISIS and practice mewvment twelve times a day.
>>64181706
or just go to r/mmastreams and get good streams
I just started coming to this thread from /mlb/ and came here for the McGregor fight. Is this all a joke? I mean honestly you guys go on about Joe Rogan who isn't even a fighter. He's a commentator. Some stupid podcasts with some comedian and Schaub (I remember watching him on TUF when MMA was on fire). An MMA journalist people dislike for whatever reason. When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck. No one in /NFL/ does that. Then you go on about their personalities and diets and how you are stronger and tougher than them.Posters threatening other posters with assault. Why you should be on whoever's team and how you aren't invited because there aren't any invitations. Now I see people discussing which ring girls are hotter. It's bizarre.
Russian wrestlefuck incoming
THREAD RULES
>don't ask for a stream
>don't ask when a particular fight or part of the card starts
>don't ask what heem means
>>64181706
But i need a stream
>Tfw Machida isn't fighting tonight so we don't get to hear another Linkin Park song
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64181719
Ohh fuck, you got me
>>64181421
Ive been watching MMA for about 8 years now.
UFC 194 will be the first PPV Ive ever ordered.
I will be watching the PPV all alone.
Thanks Dana.
:(
>>64181736
At least you changed it from last time
How do you rate Holly Holm?
nth for chico
>post your face if connor submits hosay
>>64181750
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
Aldo humiliates McMeme btwr
>>64181753
you're never alone my friend
>>64181738
good etiquette in my humble opinion
RUSSIAN HEEM
>>64181770
WEIDMAN?
>>64181736
Woman detected. Let us be men!
HEEM SLEEPY
>>64181757
>amy schumer's successful older sister/10
>>64181764
CAN'T STOP THE RUSSIA
HEEM STOPPY
>Tfw Chris Weidman used to be a NEET who lived in his parent's basement and he's now an undefeated MW champion.
It's not too late for you bros. Not too late to change your lives around and to join the team.
WE STICKY NAO
BTFO THE FUCK OUT
HEEM STOPPY
HEEM SLEEPY
Who did Luke Thomas pick?
DAGESTAN
HEEM
HEEM STOPPY
>"Free admission with winning first round KO betting slip"
How fucking based can one man be?
HEEM
>>64181780
Russian has good hair.
Hair wins
>>64181781
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
DAT RUSSIAN THO
Manlet Russians ares just SICK in MMA
KHABIB
H
A
B
I
B
What the hell was wrong with Proctor? He was cowering like crazy
WHY IS DAGESTAN SO BASED BROS?
LITERALLY THE PUERTO RICO OF MMA
>>64181757
Gods favourite girl
>One king gets old and a young gorilla comes and takes everything he owns
>What's a god to a none believer
These new promos are the bees knees
DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN DAGESTAN
Finally a good fight.
Thank you based Russia
>>64181802
We're all gonna make it brah
>>64181764
that kick
that is what mcgregor will be getting, only 10 times harder
>>64181781
WEIDMAN!
HEEM STOPPYYYY
These dagenstani are so fucking vicious
One impressive Russian, god damn
>>64181812
Is the party still on if he loses?
Why is the Aldo fight getting more media attention than Weidman?
>>64181831
>Stomp over cowering pussy
Wasnt a good fight. But if going to be shit it might as well be short and shit.
hhahaha Proctor got fucking tooled
that was like man vs boy
>>64181808
Magomed
Lee
Covington
Torres
Faber
Holloway
Nelson
Jacare
Weidman
Aldo
Based rusky
>>64181830
Known for lads getting their throats cut and, that's it.
TANK ME
Do all Jackson Dagestani fighters get their hair cut at the same place as the downsyndrome kids?
I've always wondered, what happens if Bruce chokes before announcing the winner? Is the win no longer official?
>>64181802
I'm 25 pham. Way too late.
KICK TO THE BODY WITH BAD INTENTIONS
Prodigy in the making?
spasiba baljshoe
>watched every single fight the last two days
>beginning to yawn slightly for the first time
>main card isn't on for hours
> I-I-I'll make it right?
>>64181853
mcgregor
>>64181864
>McGregor, Weidman and Nelson
>>64181864
>mcgregor
Good lad. 27? fuck
What's your UFC record? I'm undefeated.
>>64181879
iktf. I have an exam on monday im supposed to be studying for too
WEBM PLS!
>>64181855
>Cowering
So you missed the fact Proctor was completely done after the first kick to the body? The guy was done in that moment.
Proctor looked so fucking lost, he couldn't deal with the range and footwork of buff Wolowitz at all.
>>64181889
weidman is solid m8.
>>64181889
>>64181890
We'll see m8's
>>64181820
that russian kebab looked insane, rogan wouldn't even make eye contact with him lmao
>>64181738
what does heem mean?
I'M GONNA WOOP HIS ASS
HIS GONNA HIT THE CAMPUS HARD
I'M GONNA WOOP HIM SWIFT
>>64181897
Same bud, 0 losses. If we ever meet you are getting one
WHATCH YOU LOOKING AT?
OOO VAHHH MOHERRRR
who draftkings here?
I'm gonna rip his head off
>empornium has been down all day
Conor being cheeky and grabbing the belt was the GOAT promo moment
>>64181914
>CAMPUS
canvas
>>64181904
As I said it was a stomp from the first second. That isnt what I call a good fight.
>>64181889
>>64181890
>muh meme kicks
>muh meme cock
To be fair Maia could beat Nelson. That'll be a iu-Jitsu showcase.
>>64181914
>CAMPUS
is this a meme, or are you just fucking stupid you white trash.
if you're going to watch the ppv at buffalo wild wings at mission valley in san diego, i'll be wearing a black RVCA shirt and some jeans. tap me on the shoulder and say HEEM SLEEPY and i'll buy you a drink.
later, homies.
>>64181867
that looks fucking tasty im trying that
>hurr durr im gunna be top 15 in 2016
guys like Proctor need to keep their mouths shut and just fight
>>64181706
>But I don't have a stream
Seriously, have any of you fucks not even heard of acestream?
>>64181914
>HIS GONNA HIT THE CAMPUS HARD
>CAMPUS
>>64181908
Rockhold is going to school him
>have work after event
>probably gonna shoot on a customer if they annoy me
is it worth lads?
>>64181879
You'll make it just think of this amazing win win fight to come \o/
>>64181931
how do you make this webm so fast?
>"Russia"
>>64181932
>he fell for the bait
>>64181931
OHHHHH
>>64181921
It's been blocking my gps spoofer lately.
>Frankie
>19-4-1
He's 20-4-1 the fuck Dana
>>64181914
I hope he fucking trained. I mean, I'm Irish but he won sloppy. Bit arrogant too.
I don't care. Best man wins.
>Cain Velazsqueeze got rematches despite only defending the belt twice
>Aldo wont get a rematch despite defending the belt for years
>All because of Dana EggWhite
Who /snaekindagrehs/ here?
HOESAY'S GON' RUNNING
HIS TIME WILL COME
>>64181946
weidman weidman weidman
>>64181921
>tfw I live in NY
>>64181950
austrailias python script
>>64181931
this is the look of a killer
>>64181879
we will all make it, you gigantic faggot.
>>64181828
Somebody got some help from his old uncle Roy...........d
>>64181931
>>64181954
HE HURT HIM
HE HURT HIM
can't wait for ireland to fuck off and become irrelevent again when aldo kills mcgregor
>>64181812
>mfw being this fucking confident
>>64181921
NOT ME
>>64181972
I live in NY too but you can still make money phampai
Did Conor seriously get a tatoo with his own surname on his stomach?
>>64181914
I'LL BASHE EASE EAD EEN M8
odds on rogan saying "oh...my...goodness" if the connor/hosey fight ends in a KO while goldy is yelling
The fight at the weigh in thing is so fucking cliche. and shit. Nobody buys it and it builds no hype.
>13 minutes of promos before the prelims
jesus christ
Conor is such a pro at looking like he's being held back. The little fake kick at the end really sells it.
>>64181972
>danas face
>>64181995
yeah, fucking retard. that's enaugh reason to root for aldo
>>64181995
yep, he's that much of a shitter
>>64182006
what would you do?
>>64181812
If he loses does he have to give his party hat and cake to Aldo?
>>64181995
He's Irish m8, he might forget it otherwise.
>all settled in for some great fights
>sudden craving for grilled cheese
>can't make any because my microwave isn't working
It's really ruining my comfy.
>>64181985
you taking the night off my man?
>>64181995
I thought only dirty Mexicans did that. Are the Irish the dirty Mexicans of the UK?
Mcmewvement looks so bad in the weight-wins. It's so unhealthy, can this guy just move divisions once and for all? I've seen fatter skeletons.
>>64182006
Aldo mocking Conors little kung fu stance was hilarious though. Aldo is usually so laid back and not up for taking the piss.
I feel bad for all the streaming sites tonight..its going to be bigger than the Ronda fight
GUYS IM REALLY EXCITED
GUYS
HELP
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64181995
He wanted "mewvment" instead but the tattoo artist refused
>tfw going to fail a final because I'm watching UFC instead of studying
>>64182007
Third fight finished early. They need to wait till the top of the hour when Fox picks it up. Theres nothing that can be done about this.
>>64182007
people watching on meme tv still watching free view, gotta frontload that shit
>>64182031
Poland is Mexico of Europe
>>64182035
Mine's working fine so far, m8
>>64182025
>he makes a grilled cheese in the microwave
The fuck man?
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64181931
Fucking powerful hits
He's a Weide guy
do gay men like mma?
>>64182025
Microwave isn't working?
Mods confirmed for Rockhold fans
QUICK POST YFW IT'S HAPPENING
>>64182025
>grilled cheese
>microwave
how dumb are you?
>>64182025
Use your stove and grill it over a flame or in a frying pan just spread a thin layer of butter on t the pan and pepper the cheese
>>64182068
>>64182043
>Have to practice collar-chokes for my Gi Jiu-Jitsu college exam tomorrow
>Watching UFC instead
>>64182068
>>64182040
Ido seems like the most pretentious motherfucker on the planet
>14 tall cans of craft beer, all different kinds
>multiple orders of wings from Wild Wing
>80" TV
Can you comprehend my comfy level right now?
Who do you actually want to win? McGregor or Aldo? I think I just want Aldo to win so Dana can go on suicide watch.
>>64182021
Have McGregor kill Aldos daughter, dress her as a potato and eat her.
>>64182025
disgusting.
>da murican diet
>>64182043
>tfw going to lose my job because im going to be late due to watching UFC
deal with mate
>>64182035
The only time I had trouble with streams was Mayweather vs. Floyd.
>>64182062
I don't think there are more than 2 straight people on /heem/ on any given time
>>64182025
>grilled cheese
>microwave
This fucking bait right? You fucking foosty faggot.
>>64182025
the clue is in the name nigga
"grill"
Not gonna lie I just had some grilled cheese to test my new steamer
>>64182070
Maybe he only has a microwave.. Did you consider that??
>>64182063
>>64182070
>>64182069
>>64182053
>>64182085
>How to spot a newfaggot casual: 101
I could heem you all.
ahahahaha WTF was that
>>64182068
DC always knows when there is a camera on him
>>64182068
american gonna woop this brazilian shitter
>>64182062
I'm bi and love it
>>64182106
the balls? im crying holy shit, he only dodged like 2
>>64182082
I like both fighters, I want to see the fight, the only person I'm rooting for is luke rockhold
wat was that?
>chasing laser pens and dodging foam balls
FUCKING KEK
>>64182105
>fucks up
>'i..i only wanted to b8 you'
k 5chin.
>>64182125
>>64182123
mewvement
As someone from England I want to say I hope Aldo wins. Fuck the Irish.
>>64182082
I want Aldo to win and immediately retire so we can see Frankie vs Conor for the title because Frankie will win.
>>64182123
>>64182125
>this year
>not training mewvement
I could heem every here
>>64182112
top, top kek
>>64182048
You have to admit, we are border hoppers also by nature.
>>64182025
>microwave
>>64182094
But I don't have any propane or propane accessories for my BBQ grill to cook the sandwich.
>>64182125
It's called training movement which you should do at least 5 times a week MINIMUM.
>>64182136
Fuck you paki
Who's your money on /sp/? Mcgregor an interesting fighter but my money's on Aldo.
>>64182130
Come on man even my wifes son knows that was bait.
>>64182090
idk why, but rockhold reminds me of Chris Keller from Oz. sexy mada faka
>>64182040
>Rockhold and Villante laughing their asses off at his mewvment shite.
He's gonne destroy his knees with this memery.
starts stagnaetn
I've streamed before but I always get my shit taken down, anyone have a suggestion on where to host it?
>>64182136
>conquered 80% of the world
>was held off by a tiny neigbor country consisting of potato farmers with rocks and pitchforks
TOP KEK. Just admit you are upset its one of few nations that fought back.
STARTS STAGNAETN
HAVE I BRING WRONG YE?
>>64182130
It's older than the hills on your slut mother's chest copypasta you abo subhuman.
>>64182156
Irish are niggers turned inside out you wog.
ONE KING GETS OLD
AND A YOUNG GORILLA COMES UP AND KEELS HIM
LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
>>64182090
Luke looks a bit scared
>>64182159
>he's not your son
topfuckingkuck
gonna need a webm of that elite ball avoiding mewvment
>>64182167
you post this every fucking time and i always laugh
>the movement meme is already catching on
>>64182048
Poland and Ireland are the last bastions of pure Europe.
Lithuania, you can come too lad.
>>64182125
I need a webm of that moment so bad.
>>64182090
I am very aroused. I'm not the only one, r-right?
>>64182153
I dodge my cum like 5 times a day when I shoot straight up when lying in bed
>>64182177
> t.Paki
>>64182178
>>64182185
RARE
A
R
E
Got fucking shit to do tomorrow, but I'm tempted to stay up and see if this paddy gets leathered.
>>64182186
oh kek
Who is the second toughest person in here?
let's get closer
>>64182190
I appreciate the gesture
>>64182186
You laugh but his mewvement is purrfect
>>64182185
Are you black?
Are you under 90 pounds? Are you posting this from a hut built from charity money from U2?
>>64182218
the mods
who /nervouspee/ here
>>64182218
Probably serbia he heem'd a horse once
What's this position called?
>>64182186
Conor started a revolution. He truly changed this fight game.
anybody else don't really care if Aldo or McGregor wins because either way it's epic?
>tfw casual bro keeps telling me how good Boxing was
>mfw no interest in Boxing at all
>mfw he keeps insisting it was great
>>64182211
do it you fuckin goof
>>64182235
The slippery slope
Do you think Dana will have this reaction when his other chosen one gets wrecked by Jose?
>>64182186
quality work as usual Britbong
>>64182149
doesnt your oven have a grill part to it?
>>64182243
Right here senpai tho i'm cheering for aldo
>>64182222
fuck yeah quads
