>Main Card: (PPV) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am UK
5 Round Featherweight Title Fight
José Aldo(c) (25-1-0) vs. Conor McGregor (18-2-0)
5 Round Middleweight Title fight
Chris Weidman(c) (13-0-0) vs. Luke Rockhold (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-3-0) vs. Yoel Romero (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Demian Maia (21-6-0) vs. Gunnar Nelson (14-1-1)
Featherweight
Max Holloway (14-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-11-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Urijah Faber (32-8-0) vs. Frankie Saenz (10-2-0)
Women's Straweight
Tecia Torres (6-0-0) vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (6-1-0)
Welterweight
Warlley Alves (9-0-0) vs. Colby Covington (8-0-0)
Lightweight
Leonardo Santos def Kevin Lee via rd 1 TKO
>Fight Pass Prelims: 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Lightweight
Magomed Mustafaev def Joe Proctor via rd 1 TKO
Lightweight
Yancy Medeiros def John Makdessi via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Welterweight
Court McGee def Marcio Alexandre Jr. via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,29-28)
1st for Aldo
3rd
soon lads, soon
>>64182820
2nd for aldo
9th for aldo
santos is 35? are you kidding me?
Gunnar #1
DEY DON'T MEWRVE LIKE I MEWVRE
YEHAAAAAAAAW
HEEM PENALIZE
Some write down somethihng that happens on stream.
I think my stream is 20 seconds behind fuck.
Tell me something that happens and ill count
>AN DEN A YUNG GURILLAH KILLS HEEM AND TAEKS EVERTIN HES GOH!
does /sp/ think that was an early stoppage?
Link for stream?
>>64182851
My man Ponzinibbio watching the fights with his opponent from last night
Why do people not like Rockhold?
Why does this seem so much less hype than 189?
Reminder that I could heem every one of you Irish fucks.
>>64182873
of course not
>>64182815
5th for Wii U smells like Pii U
>>64182873
we dont care because kevin lee is a dick and it was funny either way
>>64182873
not at all
>A hue that actually is nice and learned some english.
I like this guy, I don't usually care who wins if I don't know either of the fighters but I'm gonna go for him from now if he doesn't fight someone I like.
who /vagina-chin/ here?
>>64182815
Guys what's a heem?
>>64182876
Rojadirecta.me
I have a BT sports 2 stream, I dunno shit about UK TV. Do you guys get the whole event for free on it or does it end after the prelims?
>>64182884
CHAT SHIT
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT THICK ASIAN POSTED IN THE LAST THREAD
>>64182878
why are nordics so shit at mma?
>>64182873
he wasn't appropriately defending, but he wasn't ko'd either
>2 undefeated guys up next
>someone has to (almost surely) lose
The paddy will get it
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>64182876
>Dana.com/showmethemoney
>>64182873
it was what, 10 or more unanswered shots?
>>64182857
He does look young.
Why have faggots started doing this
"OH NO I HAVEN'T REALLY LOST LOOK I'M F..FINE"
shit? Clearly taking a beating, unanswered strikes but nah you're fine
>>64182886
The prelms literally just started and we had a knock out. Seems fine for me.
>>64182915
It's all free
>>64182891
how are those shorts allowed? hes wearing his traditional african tribal skirt
hope that mick get buried in potatoes
>>64182868
monthly budget for nicer car
Threadly reminder to fuck ISIS and practice movement twelve times a day.
>>64182891
lol holy FUCK
>>64182873
literally took 10 unanswered strikes after being dropped how could it be early
>>64182907
What the fuck is Conor's problem?
Has there ever been a double KO in the UFC? I've seen it in smaller organizations...how funny would it be if that's how the main event ended.
>>64182939
because they equate mma with street fights
>>64182876
r/mmastreams
>>64182884
He's a typical commiefornia surfer bro who's slowly becoming more and more media whorish and vapid.
>>64182927
FERTILE
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>>64182963
He really had to take a shit bro
>>64182955
>movement
I mean MEWVMENT of course.
>>64182927
I SWEAR ON ME MUM
i need to fuck a thick filipina
>the lazer pointers and tennis balls actually worked
>>64182927
I want her to crush my head with those thighs
>>64182909
heem sleepy means he is knocked out
>Someone gets rocked then bashed in the head lots of times
>Casuals call it an early stoppage
I certainly hope McMemer gets beaten decisively so we don't get people memeing about how he really wasn't out.
>>64182907
>>64182963
manlet was overstepping his bounds, i don't even like conor much but he was in the right there
>>64182903
Yeah that and him being so excited he ran off into the crowd before he realized what he was doing made me like him a lot.
>>64182884
He seems like a douche
>>>64182907
Is it me or any time people actually banter McGregor he starts getting emotional? First this, then Aldo.
>>64182965
hughes vs newton sorta kinda. they were both unconscious at least
>>64182907
Fabers cheeky little smile at the end always makes me laugh
>>64182891
NUOHMYGOD
>>64182873
No, fuck off
>>64182909
Your mums muff after me dong
All these sexy ads. Has TV basically become softcore porn? Not that I mind.
Need rose pvz webms family
>>64182965
I like some of his podcasts.
He shamelessly sucks his bosses flayed dick though.
>>64182996
Ido is planning to work it into Conor's next camp right now.
>>64182965
It would be be insane desu
Can you imagine it?
>>64182907
>Start shit
>Get mad when the guy respond
>>64182907
>I'll break your jaw
>>64182963
Hes a europeen nigger. Thats typical behavior for them.
>>64183005
The lack of confusion on Faber's face implies he was just trying to pal around with Conor, not being a cunt.
>>64182993
>lives in asia
>doesn't fuck asians
lad...
>>64182891
holy fuck I am laffin
anyone have the webm of paige crying or trying not to cry
>>64183006
Post more
>PLEASE DO NOT POST LINKS TO THIS SITE ON LE REDDIT, TWITTER, 4CHAN, ETC.
>>64182950
>hope that mick get buried in potatoes
I with you pal, i dont like him too but what i do love is the tears he causes you anglos to shed
Portugese doesn't even sound european, it's disgusting.
POR QUE POR QUE
Only thing that sounds anything like a European SPRACHE
>>64182891
>literally just wildly flailed his arm and got lucky
Is this meant to be impressive?
This is the thing with UFC. A lot of the TKO's are just pure luck. You landed a lucky shot right on the button. Doesnt make you any better than your opponent.
>>64182919
Its illigal in our country
>>64182949
>Americans
They're gladiator garbs, they're fairly common in independent circuits.
>>64182884
What's there to like?
>>64182907
omfg did this shit piss me off, disrespecting a dude like that and being pissed off on him afterwards
i will be so fucking happy when he gets heemd piece of fucking shit, stroking a dudes head when hes a manlet too
>>64182955
based nig
is this a "point out hundreds of examples of why MMA is a joke but watch it anyway because we're all secretly casuals" thread?
I bet you all watch capeshit because mma is the capeshit of the combat world.
You know remember Chang Sung Jung
>>64182950
>>64183061
I'm mostly Irish and /pol/ enough to cheer for the white guy by default, but I still can't bring myself to back McGregor in this one.
He's just too much of a cunt.
>>64183061
>american
>anglo
Steady on lad.
>>64183076
Who the hell said it was impressive? Stop strawmanning, you faggot.
>>64182884
He insulted Weidman
>>64183072
Is it Latin derived or did they pick up a lot of kebab when islam raped them?
>>64182939
Competitive people only accept defeat if they tapped out or were temporarily ded. Otherwise they always think they still had a chance somehow.
>>64183072
Real portuguese sounds very different from brazilian portuguese.
Almost slavic.
>>64183044
>canada
>asia
>>64182907
is mcgregor really gay ?
>>64183010
He's a mental midget, he talks a lot of shit because he knows if he lets the other guy talk too much he'll end up crying into his blanky.
He couldn't deal with Faber joking with him and he totally spazzed out like some autistic child last night at the weigh ins, I bet he's glad there's no massive shit talker like chael in his division or he'd end a nervous wreck.
>Britbong mocking Latin based languages for not sounding European
How does it feel to be literally retarded?
>>64182927
Instaboner
>>64183096
He's coming back next year I think. Everyone loves KZ.
What are we eating lads?
I'm thinking about a cheeky pizza pie.
Does Also have a chance, lads?
>>64182907
>patronize shorter guy by rubbing his hair
>responds with a playful grab
>get mad as fuck
>guy thinks you are just playing
>nope your mad as fuck
>guys totally confused and probably spends the next 3 hours wondering what the fuck just happened
>>64183101
They are practically friends
>>64183125
Nothing but I feel like I should
WWE vs UFC...WWE fans knows its not real and UFC fans don't realize its fake
>>64183115
m8 everyone here is speaking English
Let that sink in
>>64183092
>tfw Klitschko got Klitchko'd by Fury
The ultimate justice.
>>64183108
B.C'er here, we're pretty much Asia.
>>64183072
Europe is the legacy of Rome. Portuguese comes from latin, and is thus is a trve roman langvage for trve evropeans.
Unlike the uncivilized germanic barbarians who destroyed Rome and then had the gall of claiming its legacy.
>>64183125
your moms vagigi
>>64183128
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>64183091
YO FUCK ISIS #vegaslife
>>64183125
Chicken breast with rice and peas.
>>64183102
Latin. There's very few words coming from Arabic, mostly names of places. It sounds very much like Romanian.
>>64183125
Made some oreo pie earlier get hype
>>64183061
Aren't Irish Anglo Saxon?
>now watch me WHIP (whip)
>watch me MAYMAY (watch me maymay)
>>64182884
He's an immense douche
>>64183125
pizza and a pie later
>tfw taima alt shitting itself
>>64182996
>"babe, can you come at my house?"
>"I can't, I'm fighting right now"
>"but I'm home alooone..."
Guillotine is such a nice submission
Friendly reminder we're off to a great start to the prelims so far, we got a finish
>>64183151
croatia when did you get the internet
>>64183108
>Canadian "humor"
>post yfw Kevin Lee actually gets the Sage fight now
>>64183125
fasted all day so i could gorge on some chips and pico de gallo guilt free
Post >yfw you are not Anthony Burch
>>64183098
I'm Irish and I kinda secretly want him to win but yeah, he's a cunt too and I want the best man to win.
If he's not the best he shouldn't be there.
>>64183107
How does Angolan Portuguese sound like?
WHAT'S A GOD TO A NON-BELIEVER WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYFIN?
>>64183165
Seriously, poo peeland?
>>64183165
>Irish
>anglo
Top kek
>>64183166
watch me now
tfw you make a frozen pizza but have run out of tomato ketchup
>>64183168
Do Californians typically act like Rockhold?
>>64183091
sauce? I heard about some feminist making a scene but haven't seen the vid.
I'm getting too tired, not even the coffee is keeping me awake
Help me out lads, I've waiting too long to just doze off and miss the fights
>>64183091
F U C K I S I S
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>>64183159
>sounds very much like Romanian.
I think it sounds a lot like Italian.
>>64183159
>tfw Scottish and given an arabic/jewish name
>>64183136
she sounded like a nice person in the post fight presser, also the whole camera focusing on her trying to hold back the tears just made me feel bad
>mfw Kevin Lee was the biggest favorite on the whole card
>>64183209
Totino's.
>>64183204
Why does this guy never put out improve? Its 90% Sam and then this guy gets the odd scrap skit every 6 months,
>>64183125
spicy wings spicy cheetos and fireball
gonna be rough tomorrow lads
>>64183125
velveeta chicken casserole topped with bread crumbs
>>64183220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3jMcwOGBI
>>64183130
Rockhold and Weidman aren't friends
>>64183198
Like a mix between italian and shit
KO in first minute for Alves
cap it
>>64183232
I think she's pretty qtp2t
>>64183237
Uriah was the biggest favorite
>>64183230
Scoti
Wasn't that Roman?
>>64183192
>Sweden
>Not burch
Does not compute.
>>64183216
Depends on where you go. But there certainly people who do.
>>64183232
pvz gave her heart and stole mine
>>64182923
the mind of a fucking scientist , arm like fucking canon and a cock like a burmese python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGWmYU_zcGY&feature=youtu.be
>>64183235
saved
>>64183259
Have you watched the embeddeds? They like each other
Someone is getting heem'd
>>64183192
>mfw I can never know for certain I am not Anthony Burch
>>64183221
wash your face with cold water, helps allways
Warlley by /HEEM/
>>64183246
>never put out improv
Excuse me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlmfFDhcs1c
>>64183220
She asked how did Holly feel being in a male dominantated sport and if people really respect her accomplishments because a lot of them just hit on her and made comments about her appearance. Typical feminist shit. We obviously respect her.
Then some nigger interrupted by grabbing the mic and screamed YO FUCK ISIS. So funny.
Going to go sleep and wake up just a bit before 5. Will I make it in time fellas?
UFC IS GAY...REAL MEN DONT FUKKEN HOLD HANDS WHEN FIGHTING
What percentage of men involved in MMA are bald?
This hue looks so much bigger
>He isnt watching Joey Diaz on Periscope
It's like you cocksuckas don't want to watch Uncle Joey smoke weed and do a solo fight companion
UFC ring girls look pretty hot.
Do they only hire the good looking women?
>>64183221
Coffee grounds, warm wet paper towel, up your ass go.
>>64183279
is this guy autistic or something jesus christ
HEEM
>>64183265
check the odds you fuckin goof
COME ON CHAEL'S PROTEGE ALVES
>>64183125
buccal nandos tƅh
HEEM TAPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM TAPPPY
HEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
>>64183310
no you know your gonna sleep right through dont do it
DDT
>>64183310
wow talk about uncanny valley
would smash fake butt but would feel like cyborg after
HEEM CHOKEY
HEEM TAPPY
JUST LIKE THAT
>>64183263
boom
JESUS
>>64183248
your butthole gonna be burning tomorrow morning
BRASHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>64183224
Brazilian Portuguese does I guess, but European is a lot more monotonic in my opinion
>>64183136
At least she showed up to the presser unlike Ronda.
I gained respect for her tbqh.
Also:
Brazilians are 3/3 so far. Uh oh.
>>64183192
his sister is really pretty
B R U T A L
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WHITEY BTFO
>>64183310
I'd stay up and then sleep from 6am till 13pm m8.
>>64183173
damn nice
>>64183328
No your Mum was one of them last time.
>Jesus
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT GUILLOTINE DDT CHOKE JESUS FUCK
>>64183257
>why do all these men like find her so beautiful and not me omg this is so sexist holy shit like omg :(((
>>64183310
DAT BOOTY IS JUICY
Brazil is coming to bang, mcgregor is finished
>>64183318
alot arnt. hair just gets in the way.
HEEM
HOLY SHIT WE'RE IN FOR A GREAT NIGHT LADS
>2 fights
>2 finishes
>>64183318
people around dana just try to look like him as much as they can so he likes them more without even realizing why
>>64183266
>Scoti
Thats not my name but the Romans called one of our tribes that. They refered to north of Hadrians wall as Caledonia
>>64183328
Their job is to look good, why would they hire ugly ones?
HEEM TAPPY
>jesus on flag
HEEM TAPPY HEEM TAPPY
You couldn't even give me one lousy round Moe
>>64183356
eh, TKO and 5 seconds late
I'll take it
so is that 2 brazilian wins so far?
not a good sign
>>64183371
in a very 'ugly as fuck' sort of way
>>64183384
You are welcome
>>64183328
you could be a ring girl 2bh
>>64183385
>Both Brazilians
>>64183257
>people can't respect you if they think you're attractive
That actually explain why feminists look so disgusting if they think that's true.
Post your face when Brazil wins it all today.
>Slamming himself into the mat
m8 that seemed a bit dumb
Noice guillotine though
COMBAT SPORTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>jesus
>>64183335
I did. I just lost money on Kevin Lee cause I put him on my accy like a retard.
>Tecia next
>>64183407
close enough
lads its fucking happening.
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>64183394
fuck off obama
Where's Canadabro with the snacks/bunda? did he get banned early???
This triple card weekend has been so damn comfy so far. What a time to be a fight fan.
>Desecrating you're on national flag
faggot desu senpai
>>64183408
That's a glorious sign, anon
>>64183403
I DONT NEEDJA STINKIN MONEY
Jesus loves subs baby
>>64183328
the two brunettes are fake titted the blonde is god tier. Wtf alves fight over in 20 seconds
>>64183257
lmfao
>Stronk womyn tries to make some feminist statement
>Based nigga walks up in the middle of it and instantly trashes her statement and ends terrorism forever
USA USA USA
I made popcorn for that shit
>>64183428
>Slamming himself into the mat
Looked like Colby's last ditch attempt to get out of it to me.
tecia decision incoming
guys relax
>>64183449
>Desecrating you're on national flag
>you're on
Pooto reeko strikes again.
>>64183428
In the position he was in he didn't have much else to do.
He couldn't keep standing while supporting the other guys weight while getting choked.
It was either try to pin him to the cage or try and slam him off.
BRAZIUUU
>>64183465
This. It was in tight, he was hoping for a KO or to shake him enough to break the hold.
>>64183450
Hey brother, don't read this yanks bullying you.
You a real fight fan.
>>64183458
People are getting really over that crybaby bullshit, the pendulum is swinging the other way
Reminder that Brazilians are the best grapplers in the world and that Conor "0 ground game" McMemer is in a lot of trouble.
>>64183391
So you have an Arab/Hebraic name?
Jesus.. How?
Oh wait, haha
You're not one of those lost tribe Kalvinist types?
>>64183458
What's the sauce for that pic?
if jesus was real and loved brazillians why did he make brazil to be such a shit place?
check mate christfags
>>64183465
>>64183480
Actually watching the replay it does look like it was Worley pulling them down.
>>64183471
>>64183465
>>64183480
Good point actually, it just looked really stupid in motion but now you mention it it makes far more sense
>>64183440
>you will never be an overweight, white housewife and get roofied by Bill Cosby
>>64183470
sorry sempai, i slip up sometimes
>>64183487
lets get closer
All these finishes
>>64183490
I'm pretty sure it's from cops. The cop was pretty nice about it too.
>>64183447
is your sleep schedule a fucking wreck yet?
>>64183495
As if Canada is so much better eh? You might as well be living in the North Pole.
>>64183125
Fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, and sippin on some syrup.
I have never been blacker.
Good lad.
>>64183503
what the fuck is happen here?
>>64183510
BASED WEBM BRO
Guillotines might be my favourite sub
Who /a/ here?
this interpreter is a fucking pro
>>64183510
Fast and tight.
Okay nothing interesting for an hour and half now.
where is the prediction guy?
>>64183489
>Kalvinist types
no, thank fuck
>>64183525
enjoy your spics and niggers m8
>>64183525
Hue chale vala golaso bala hue chila golasa vola
>>64183546
/int/ is my home la
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64183533
Syrupbro please confirm that you were the guy that yelled FUCK ISIS.
What should I do between all these ads lads?
>>64183510
0 JITZ
>>64183447
this anon gets it
>>64183498
Nah, look: >>64183510
The momentum shows it was an attempted slam.
>>64183558
ded
>>64183510
that was pretty sick
Much respect for the translator.
Alves is full o shit.
Great fighter but full of shit.
>>64183510
Early stoppage desu senpai
>>64183495
So they could become the Ultimate Heem machines mate
>>64183503
wtf?? lol the fat bitch. what is she doing in the cage? she looks like a pissed off mom
Might hit the Casino with the lads for the fight...
>tfw early finishes result in 25 minutes of filler bullshit
kind of a not so good feel 2bh
>>64183505
Don't do it again or I'll make you sit next to Ireland and Lithuania.
Have a picture of hector lombard to ease the tension.
Anyone know if Schaub and Callen are doing a fight companion tonight?
Not trying to troll , but are UFC fighters mostly on poverty level? I mean compared to NBA players they must be
>>64183550
He's a beast, he gets it good everytime, even in other languages like spanish.
>>64183558
RIGHT HERE FAGGOT
>>64183562
MORE
>>64183349
>a future where women with fake bodies and gynoids with simulated personalities aren't discernible from one another
I'm disturbed and slightly aroused tƅh
>>64183568
shitpost so you don't get sleepy
>>64183562
>foodland
>feeling tired
>women fighting next
fuck
>>64183566
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>>64183427
Barbequ
>>64183562
Elevated test.
>>64183505
get this hothead outta 'ere
>>64183573
name of the chick?
>>64183553
wot? theres 2 more fights before the main card
>>64183545
same, especially tight ones like that. literally no escape
>>64183558
Waiting until before the Faber fight to post locked in picks m8
>>64183562
>cankles
>confirmed for being a fat bitch later in life
>>64183562
>tfw havnt felt like fapping in 3 days
>see this pic
>>64183615
Vanessa Hansen. She's also Lorenzo Fertitta's personal fuck toy.
will a titty come out?
will there be some nice crotch shots?
>>64183562
kreygasm
>>64182955
>Threadly reminder to fuck ISIS and practice movement twelve times a day
Fixed Version
>Threadly reminder to fuck the CIA and Mossad and practice movement twelve times a day
>>64183567
Yeah mane that was me. Errybody thinks I was making some sort of political statement but my ex gf's name is Isis.
LOVING THIS NIGHT OF FIGHTAN
>>64183574
Yeah should have stuck with my first instinct. The slo-mo replay from above confused me.
This programme contains flashing images
>>64183503
DAT LAST PUNCH
>>64183591
nba players are gonna be the highest paid athletes by the end of the decade, worldwide basketball is growing
>>64183591
if you are fighting in the ufc and you are not conor mcgregor, you should just heem yourself
>>64183299
charles is fucking awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBP3gqHhvBA
>already drank about 13 full strength beers
>eyelids getting heavy
>it's barely 12am
should I take some dmaa enriched jack3d lads
>>64183044
>that ISIS gesture
>HOW ABOUT THE FOUR TO ONE UNDERDOG
BASED LE ODDS MAN! xD
>>64183628
that wad of spit
>>64183590
how.to.spot.a.shill.jpg
>>64183633
Thank god
>>64183632
Can I add in my picks?
>daily reminder if you're a referee and not named "big" you're a failure
>>64183647
Trigger warnings when?
Potato boy is gonna get his ass handed to him.
He shoulda learned from rousey that hype doesn't win fights. I fuckin hate hues, but aldo better fuck his shit up.
**SPOILERS**
>>64183654
>that shit technique on the rear naked
Beta confirmed
>>64183495
>North
NORTH NORTH NORTH NORTHCUTT!!!!
>Bisping's eye still looks fucked
Damn man. Injuries like that are fucking scary.
>>64183563
faget
>>64183654
if you're under 26 and in good shape I'd say go for it
>>64183615
welcome newfriend
Can't wait to see Conmeme McMaymay get BTFO
who /aldo/ here
>>64183655
>Argentinean
>Having anything to do with muslim scum
Lad...
Who you watching with tonight lads?
>>64183654
make some coffee australiafriend
>Dat hitspark
what the fuck? we Streetfighter now?
>>64183644
litteraly fucked isis
>>64183675
kys
>>64183693
fuark
>Brian Stann attempting to talk about the fight game
Wing punches and wing punches some more until you get heemed was the highlight of that goof's career, he should go back to removing kebab.
>>64183675
>weidmen
>>64183591
Cash cow champions in UFC make about as much money in a title fight as your average title eliminator in boxing.
Even a no hoper like Brandon RIos who is gatekeeper status and expected to lose vs any decent A level fighter makes 800k+ a fight.
>>64183639
oh right, she looks different in that pic. thanks.
>>64183688
i know who vanessa is you fucking cumstain.
this is shaping up to be insane, already entertained
If ya havent discovered Angela White and fapped urself dry I feel bad fer ya m8
just heem'ed my dick
>>64183675
>weidmen
CASUAL
A
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U
A
L
>>64183658
i bet dana has him banned from all UFC events since he quick.
TYBD
>>64183702
ur mum
>>64183702
Heem cutey
>>64183693
Verging on too thick, but I would still smash.
>>64183702
Goldie and Rogan ;_;
Someone post Aldo memeing McGoober at the weigh ins
anik with the witty bantz tonight
>>64183675
Same as me.
Where is prediction bro?
>>64183606
THE CHRIS
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>>64183714
>I only watch ppv
Stann is the best color commentator in UFC
>>64183732
Huh. I have the same computer case.
>>64183654
i don't think it's good to mix with alc, friend of mine passed out, one i knew overdosed 1
stay safe man
>>64183702
>tattoos
>cat
reddit hello
>tfw you never will be as Comfy as weightcut Aldo
Brazilbros, surely Jose is pronounced Hose isn't it?
>>64183702
>Tattoos
Ho boy
Who standing up at the gates of hell here?
>>64183702
>tfw the chihuahuas have already gone to bed
QUIT POSTING PICTURES OF MEATHOGS YOU CREEPS REEEEEEEE
>Everyone wanking over McGoober
>>64183198
like real portuguese but 'rounder'. the vowels are a lil better pronounced.
though you can't catch a thing of what they say if they speak fast.
>>64183723
>damage control
I cant handle this lads.
If Conor loses im never watching male UFC ever again
HE TRAINS WITH JABRONIS LIKE VILLANTE
I TRAIN WITH CHAMPIONS
>>64183727
I love bbw duh
>>64183780
I WONT BACK DOWN
>>64183775
Nope.
It's Giosé
>>64183742
ONLY 8 INCHES MIN FOR DAT BOOTY...STAY IN YOUR LANE FAGGOT
>>64183784
gotta do them PPV sales family
>>64183781
wake them up for the heems lad
mr. runnin mouth vs mr. quite storm.
classic
>>64183783
you seem upset
>>64183562
hhnnnng
>>64183801
If he loses he is going to move up a weight class and be even more entertaining
>Paper beats rock
>he didn't bet his bankroll on aldo
>WMMA
>dc will have to break down his butt buddy getting fucking reamed by Weidman.
>>64183801
why? its just mcgoober, hardly some loveable veteran or something.
>>64183822
You never see a weigh in before m8
>>64183822
I'm from a first world country i've never met anyone with aids you tell me britbro
who /Xenoblade Chronicles X/ here?
>>64183822
no, because we're not 12.
>>64183836
oh jesus
shut the fuck up bisping and DC. it's already 3 in the morning. how to stay awake for at least 2 more hours aaaa
>girls smiling and hug in the memedown
:3 cute
>>64183618
Torres is boring and Buttface is the most boring fighter in MMA history.
I hope McGregor gets knocked the fuck out in one punch. I want all the annoying manlets to shut the fuck up.
>>64183822
ads maybe FaM
These nasty slags man
Reminder that I have already claimed Tecia as my fightfu
>>64183838
>faggets
Who do I bet on heem? Poppa needs a new pair of shoes
> rousey commercial
fuck off she is garbage
what do you care about most /heem/?
Aldo
Wideman
ronaldo
nelson
stephens
>>64183809
I'LL STAND MY GROUND
>>64183836
>>64183836
good lord
>>64183873
then why did you post such a small pic?
>>64183822
you should have see cormier on last weigh in. looked like dead man
>>64183836
LETS SEE DAT PUSSY
>>64183873
ABBS
B
B
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>>64183836
dangerously high test desu
>>64183873
No you haven't
>>64183885
>someone saved another one of my webms
g-guys, im not sure i can make it
I think Connor McGreggor might be on to something with this 'movement' Bs Instead of going for a run for some cardio yesterday I just did some flips on a trampoline for an hour and that was pretty intense workout.
>>64183877
Uriah is a heavy favorite and could lose tonight
>>64183870
To be honest, I wanted goober to win but seeing him act like a cunt to Faber who was just playing around with him kind of annoyed me.
Then again, it shows how insecure he is and a loss against Aldo would absolute crush him, and I do like him.
>>64183885
the bar weighs 45 pounds bro
>tfw u will never toss an 89 lb tan brunette around the bedroom cuz ur bedroom is way too small for those sort of things
>>64183702
Other humans
>>64183811
how you say the e? is it like 'hay' or 'he'
STREM STREM WHERE IS STREM?
>>64182907
Typical irishman desu
Always trying to be cunts but suddenly they're the massive victims if anyone blows up their shopping centres in response
>>64183836
Fuck. Lost.
>>64183783
here have the best pic of Paige
>>64183836
sweet jesus
>>64183895
CROATIA YOU GOT INTERNET
based cara in COD commerical
>>64183836
>tfw dont have a bankroll because we subsidize french and germans electricity bills
>>64183902
This nigga knows
>>64183836
Eh, more of that
>>64183873
Enjoy your subhuman swine
>>64183533
how do i get that? do i need to be sick?
>>64183894
Is she planning on moving to HW in 6 months? I bet Travis gives her a little slap now and again.
>>64183856
Great taste anon, I'm sitting here with the limited edition art book on my coffee table. If the game wasn't borderline unplayable on the gamepad I'd be all over it right now, but the fights get the big screen tonight.
MODS MODS
>>64183912
you'll make it just fine
keep dancing
>>64183927
reddit is pretty good for streams desu
>>64183943
I wanna cum on her eyebrows
>>64183885
>Filename
Kek
>>64183932
That outfit is not very Christian.
HEEYYYYY BABY THERE AINT NO EASY WAY OUT
>>64183836
now thats a woman
>>64183943
based? no thanks
>>64183944
>tfw almost retweeted a pic of her
>tfw on the edge of a slippery slope
>>64183952
how did people ever survive when they had such crappy gifs?
>>64183944
thats a midget
Low test betas pls go away.
>>64183902
Por que no los dos?
Wake up Luke
It is all over
>>64183943
kevin would rekt that shit
>>64183909
you're too late faggot.
shes mine
Any links to where I can watch this?
>>64183983
>not wanting to fuck a midget
>>64183943
What does this girl even do besides eyebrows? I see her everywhere and have never even heard her talk.
Torres versus someone who looks like Torres
>>64183974
I'LL. STAND. MY. GROUND
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64184016
>>64184016
>>64184016
>>64184016
>>64184016
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64183993
i would tittyfuck until im raw
>>64183902
my guy
>>64183992
No idea why but that got an audible little giggle from me
>>64183932
>fingers and nails
gross
>storm came back
>power went out
Just fucking great. Goodnight all my /heem/ bros. Hope you all enjoy this amazing card. I'll torrent it tomorrow and then come here to discuss it with you guys. I don't want to spoil it for myself.
>>64183902
pleb
>>64184009
ufc.tv
>>64183993
probably get knocked out by those while in missionary
>>64183993
yes
>>64183987
>>64183962
LESNAR, SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL!
thanks guys that actually helped
>>64183989
See, this is real HIGHTEST. Everyone else just posts fat girls.
>josay aldo
i cring evertim
>>64184009
ufc.com
>>64184009
UFC.tv
>>64183987
So?
>>64182907
>someone shorter than McGregor
lol Muricans must be a nation of pygmies
>>64184009
ufc.tv
>>64183983
The hottest midget.
>>64184040
>perfectly round and glistening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc_8glIdPE
hope you like it boys
>>64184010
too stumpy
>>64184018
>William Wallace
>>64184100
what?
its like 90lbs of pussy and ass
TIME TO FAP
>>64183964
Now all the sports streams sites I use are down, I shamefully use this. I just google "[thing i want to watch] streams reddit" and the first result always has an acestream link.
I've got all these years without ever visiting leddit, it feels a bit dirty but it works.
>>64184083
Jesus Christ
Low test beta, pls.
>>64183894
I knew I'd seen that face before
>>64184133
na mate the legs bow outwards mad ting
>women's mma
>implying these are women
>implying this is mma
>>64183836
MOUNT EVERTEST
Im a 25 year old virgin but heres my "To smash before I die list"
>Nigger
>Asian
>Attractive midget
>Irish redhead
>Full goth (tattoo, piercings, black lipstick, makeup)
>FULL chav (like the greasiest filthiest most STD ridden chav you can imagine)
>A MILF/cougar in her 40's/50's
>big fat blob but do degrading as fuck shit
>A completely ripped athletic (not massive bodybuilder) woman
>A massive feminist but want to do really degrading shit with their permission like choking/spitting/pissing on them
>a massively tall chick that will beat me up and throw me around in bed
What do you guys think? Anything else to add?
>>64184312
Your mum to keep the bloodline pure
>>64184312
>latinas
>middle eastern
>indian/paki
>religious
>super basic bitch
jesus, are there really that many advertisements on the ppv people have to pay 45$ for?
>>64184312
>Nigger
ok
>Asian
low test detected
>Attractive midget
yes
>Irish redhead
prepare for literally months of coercion just to get a handjob or buttsex. irish girls are shite in bed. unless they from dublin, in which case you'll either be ticking the chav off your list or fucking a vulgar stuck up cunt
>Full goth (tattoo, piercings, black lipstick, makeup)
whatever
>FULL chav (like the greasiest filthiest most STD ridden chav you can imagine)
why STDs?
>A MILF/cougar in her 40's/50's
yes
>big fat blob but do degrading as fuck shit
absolute yes
>A completely ripped athletic (not massive bodybuilder) woman
as in "lol check out my instagram #fitfam #proteinmuffins #cardio #crossfit" or one that actually lifts? he former is disgusting. the latter is okay
>A massive feminist but want to do really degrading shit with their permission like choking/spitting/pissing on them
never happen
>a massively tall chick that will beat me up and throw me around in bed
tall =/= strong
>>64184634
>implying anyone buys it
Advertising is just as effective when someone pirates. Dana knows what he's doing
>>64184659
>A massive feminist but want to do really degrading shit with their permission like choking/spitting/pissing on them
>never happen
You'd be surprised, they tend to come hand in hand. The more outwardly proud and strong womynnn they are, the more likely they like men to just fuck their shit up in bed
>>64184668
not that i mind, but I would be pissed if I had paid for it
>>64184714
i dont dispute that this might be the case
but where are you gonna find one? how is a 25 year old kissless virgin gonna ever get this good at coercion? how are you gonna do this shit before you get too old to attract young women/the feminists in your age group grow out of feminism?
>>64184802
Well being older isn't that bad a thing for a guy, women like older men but yeah, of course you are right he's not going to succeed on any of these other than maybe the fat fucker.
>>64184312
>>64184312
>>Nigger
almost did a black english girl this summer, i was one various drugs so couldn't think/get it straight
>>64184157
It's how it starts.
>>64183702
that's a nice cat tbhfam
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