Reminder I petitioned for Thread Counters inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood
1st innings
Australia 533/5 (126 ov)
New Zealand Yet to bat
>>63537692
m8 I played that first before FM, it's literally nowhere near in terms of quality
Reminder to post in the official schizophrenic OP's thread (this one)
>thread counter
real thread
>>63537689
>>63537689
>>63537689
This was made first so this
This one is better because of holly t bh
Reminder I petitioned for getting to 1000 while you summer of cricket casuals begged for a new thread
qt mum
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL FIRST THREAD LADS
>Craig 0/112
o i m laffn
>>63537687
Staying in this one for Holly desu
>>63537711
This was posted first, this has been the well established rule when there're two thread.
>>63537724
CONSISTENCY
>even bracewell has wickets and a better economy
when is craig getting dropped lads?
>bitch darsh
NO BALL
NO BALL
NO BALL
>>63537734
When Sodhi gits gud
>inb4 no ball
It's fucking hot lads
UMPBALL
BASEDWELL
Fuck off. That was a no ball. Great catch, though.
Reminder I was against Marsh's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his inclusion
LADS
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Why is this irrelevant shit allowed on /sp/ but not the best sport on the planet professional wrestling?
Benefit of the doubt goes to it being a legal delivery
>>63537746
>too cheap to have aircon on blast.
4 more hours
Not as bad as Warnie's though. How was that not called a no ball?
>>63537758
>le fair and balanced sports fan xD
>>63537760
>going to /pol/
>>63537757
>yfw boreball is considered more relevant than cricket
>>63537754
Sympathy umpball Tbh let us have this one
how shit is this umpire lads
>>63537768
>not going to /pol/ when there is a happening
kek
KEK
They should just meme it up now
Who /Battlefront/ here?
>>63537768
>he doesn't browse /pol/
>>63537781
wish they just remade 2 tbqh
Should we send Khawaja to France and Western Sydney so we can more le friendly arabs
>>63537777
underrated quads
>>63537767
It's true, though. It's a misconception that benefit of the doubt goes to the batsman. It goes towards the "default". Ergo, if there's a shout for LBW and the Umpire's not sure, there the benefit goes to batsman. Same if there's a shout for run out or stumping. But for things like no balls or wides benefit goes to the bowler
Bit late to be taking wickets now NZ
>>63537768
/pol/'s where the Paris happening is being discussed.
>>63537793
being discussed by /pol/tards, which instantly makes it not worth seeing
Fuck sake Johnshit what is that shot?
>>63537800
Cause the level of debate on /cric/ is so much better, right
>>63537800
>LE FUG LE /POL/ XD
Don't think for a second you're better than them
>>63537800
>LEE FUGG LEE /BOL/ XDXD
HAHAHAHAHAHA Wicket Keeper got stumped
fucking declare
> Poovill
>>63537805
yes tbqh
/cric/ is full of aussie shitposting but /pol/ is full of retardedness
shitposting =/= retardation
CONSISTENCY!
>you now remember when we had good keeper/batsmen
>>63537807
>>63537810
>LE FUG LE FUG LE /POL/ XDXD
literally the worst board on this site
>giving Craig a wicket
who /muslimandscaredtogooutinpublic/ here
>>63537800
>aww poor little marxist gits triggurd
>>63537816
This tbhonest.
Last two digits are the partnership Mitch and Bitch will put together
>>63537819
#i'llridewithyou
>>63537819
#illridewithu
>>63537800
>being discussed by /pol/tards
No, most people there will be from other boards who just wanna see the happening.Just like big events on /sp/ are generally full of casuals.
>>63537815
He did the team thing, going out swinging before we declare instead of trying to pad his average.
>>63537687
is there any pics of her from behind while she is doing this?
>tfw can't see her panty lines
>>63537768
Are you even aware of what happened in the last 8 hours?
Anyone got the Bracewell wicket?
CRAIG THE DESTROYER OF AUSTRALIA
>>63537819
#Illriotwithyou
>>63537828
Yeah no shit, but he's still no Haddin.
DUCKED
COLLAPSE
Should have declared at 500 tbqh, now the Pee Poolanders are feeling better about themselves
please don't give this pos spinner a hattrick
>>63537819
#i'llrideurwifewithu
>>63537819
Sorry muslim bro.
Can we be more focused on the victims and not who the perpetrators could be?
Jumping to conclusions does nobody any good, especially when it vilifies a certain segment of our community, I mean it's almost 2016, come on!
C O L L A P S E
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HAT TRICK
>>63537819
Why? Will your father beat you for talking to a boy?
>>63537832
>Suddenly New Zealand's best bowler this innings
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>letting craig get all these undeserved wickets
>>63537830
>that video produced by /pol/ now has 1.2 million views
>been retweeted by michelle bachman
noice
HATRICK
AUSSIES BTFO
Now this will be the worst hat trick if Smith doesn't declare.
>>63537819
#i'llbombwithu
>>63537819
>>63537850
what video?
>>63537850
link senpai
Smith is literally retarded
>>63537850
What vid la?
Fuck sake, they won't drop Craig now
>>63537861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=44vzMNG2fZc
>>63537861
Youtube took it down
>>63537816
/pol/ is people acting like morons and assholes and knowing they're acting like morons and assholes, as opposed to half the boards on this site which are morons and assholes who think they're intellectual and witty
Smith desperately wanting 550
>sweeping a hattrick ball for 4
alpha as fuck
BASED GAZ
>>63537870
where the fuck did the music go?
So shit Craig gets a hat trick
>>63537875
>and knowing they're acting like morons and assholes
it hasn't been that case for a good few years
>>63537875
then how come pol is always right?
>>63537866
>johnson/neville/starc tactically getting themselves out to craig so he wont get dropped
fucking genius to be honest family
BASED LYON
>Mark Nicholas unaware that Johnson isnt even out there
He is a fucking horrific commentator, dont even start with that 'le fug le marg nigolas' shit. He is terrible and you know it
7/135
>Australian lower order
>>63537870
the irony is, isn't bullshit sharia stuff like
>death for homosexuality
isn't that the kind of shit /pol/tards would agree with?
>>63537881
Copyright claims by one of those automated companies that remove videos. The vid itself was down for awhile so I guess they compromised and took off the audio
>>63537881
It was so much harder hitting with the music
>>63537891
>LE FUG LE MARG NIGOLAS XDXD
>>63537892
> still trying to talk shit
>>63537901
>LE I MAYG IRONIG SHIDPOSDS TO GED REBLIES XD
>>63537892
still better than the poo peelander top order tbf
>not letting them finish
Smoth why?
>>63537891
The Nicholmeister is unironically the only bearable commentator on 9
>>63537908
>LE FUG LE IRONIG SHIDBOSDING XDXD
Lyon has a strike rate of 400 this series at an average of infinity
>Lyon yet to be dimissed this series
>Strike rate of 400
BASE
A
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Last digit is the score NZ get all out for
>winviz got it wrong
TECHNOLOGY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63537919
>>63537920
samefag
are they taking tea now?
>>63537893
Beliefs overlap on differing sides all the time. They just want a post-war America with a national socialist twist
just tuned in /cric/. wow Warnkek 253 (286). thought he always memes out before he gets to 200
>>63537920
lel, this happened in england too I think.
>>63537931
/pol/ is just memes and shitposting, there is no want there
ofcourse there are people who take it seriously though
>>63537920
>>63537931
>with a national socialist twist
does that actually have any meaning or tangible definition other than antisemitism?
>>63537930
I think Smith declared when he did because if he left it a couple more overs they would have gone to tea. Now he gets five of six overs at them whilst they're tired, then a break
>>63537931
>>63537931
>They just want a post-war America with a national socialist twist
literally utopia
>>63537917
>LE FUGG PSEUDO IRONIG SHIDPOSDING XD XD
LALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALA
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw don't know this video/kids meme
is it the new badger badger?
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR YOU AND ME
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR ALL TO SEE
>>63537939
You...you...you haven't heard of the Third Reich?
>>63537948
I... I... I... have.... heard.... of.... it........ actually........
GRISBY DRIBS
CUND BEAD DAT DASDE XD
>>63537939
Mixed economy with social authoritarianism
If you solely identify it with anti-semitism you have a lot to learn
>>63537954
Well that's what they're talking about when they say National Socialist twist
The fuck is all of the KFC advertising on here? Sad they feel shitty fast food has to be viralled
>>63537956
>Mixed economy with social authoritarianism
so literal buzzwords
Oh what a moment lads.
>/pol/tards on MY /cric/
get out tbqh
>tfw all of /cric/ is on /pol/
I know eradicating mudslimes is an important thing but lets talk griget
Zerogoose here
AMA
so nz under over 250?
>>63537969
Edgy. Fuck off back to /pol/ Cory.
>>63537974
over desu
>>63537976
Mohammad detected
>>63537973
what's the best meal from KFC?
>>63537962
>so literally buzzwords
Not in the slightest.
>Straya bowling at the WACA
Haha, time for pies.
>burns at short leg
I fucking hate this le freshest player at short leg meme, Burns fucking sucks there
>>63537962
Mixed economy refers to a sizeable sector of the economy run by the public sector, and a sizeable sector through private industry. Social authoritarianism refers to strict laws upholding social conventions and expectations.
You don't have to like Nazis in any way to see there's clearly an ideology there
And Starc opens up with 6 absolute pies, releasing any pressure that built up
Pathetic junk time wicket taker
>>63537974
They'll make 300, but Kane will score half of them
>>63537985
Mate, their latest meal deal boasts about having an extra large wipe. If that's their selling point, I think all their meals will be about the same quality.
>>63537974
Taylor to score over 10?
Reminder I defended Brayshaw's inclusion in the commentary team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood
why not give Rutherford a go?
accidentally hit my balls with my hand
>>63538010
Have people's opinion on him changed or something?
>>63538016
pretty fucking gay tbqh
>>63538016
I ran into a wall with a boner and broke my nose yesterday
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Guptill can't play test cricket. We should fucking know this by now
POO PEELAND BTFO
>kucktill
>>63537999
>city of you
Reminder I defended Starc's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood
>>63538027
Chinese or Jewish/Italian?
JUST
STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR YOU AND MEME
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR ALL TO MEME
just got crazy dejavu desu
>It's a batting pitch
TOP KEK
le sigh
>>63538047
I was just listening to that
>>63538027
what was a wall doing with a boner?
>>63538048
>LE ONLY IF YOU WIN THE TOSS AND BAT FIRST
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>63538040
The entirety of NZ's lineup is junk time
Starc is gonna get pegged in the face soon by someone I reckon and he'll wholeheartedly deserve it.
>3 yards = 1 metre
>Brett Lee
Jesus Christ
Hazelwood is fucking trash
>>63538070
Brett Lee is fucking retarded
Thread die why
Dead thread and "sport" desu
>>63538099
>>63538100
/pol/ is killing it or sheep shaggers gave up on their team
>>63538099
Most of us have plans for this evening
Can't we just clone Kane a few times and finally have a decent team?
Literally just had KFC lads it was so good
>>63538087
Anyone remember Brett Lees band Six and Out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcH-unNO7L0
Richard Chee Quee on vocals lel
gf is away for the weekend lads
already wanked 4 times and planning a 5th
>>63538099
Paris has caused lots of traffic and attention to divert away from /cric/ from today.
I'd usually be on /cric/ quite a bit but I'm lurking /pol/ threads and reading articles and doing other stuff.
>borns
Is Tom Latham related to Mark Latham?
>burns
>>63538128
Have you reached that point in the relationship yet where you fantasise about good porn you saw whilst you're actually fucking your girl?
>>63538128
She off to get sheared?
>>63538127
so much 90s
May as well replace Burns with a plank of wood at short leg.
>>63538137
I think so, because neither got a chance to destroy Australia
>>63538142
Naw just been ages since I need porn I forgot how much I like it
>>63538144
>unironically being from Tasmania
How was Warner's knock?
Saw him get to 100 yesterday but didn't see him reach 253
>>63538148
or put someone there who can field it
instead of "LE NEW GUY GOES UNDER LE LID XDXD"
>>63538157
solid, technical batting against shitty bowling, nothing extraordinary
>>63538165
that's a bit fucked lad
OH SHIT
ARE WE GOING TO WAR LADS?
GEM TIME LADS
>>63538178
FUCK
KILL THEM ALL
>>63538121
Idk, South Africa's considered a decent team, and lately AB carries them as much as Kane carries you
>>63538178
Nope, inb4 #illridewithyou part two.
Australia is KEKED
>>63538178
Nobody is going to war
Every time this happens people talk up like something will change but everything is too far gone for anything to change
The people making decisions have obviously known that things like this would start happening with more frequency, they aren't stupid
>neighbours dog wont stop barking
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/11/watch-anti-migrant-video-going-viral-across-europe/
>he doesn't browse /pol/
>he doesn't believe /pol/ is the saviour of Europe
>>63538178
>mfw Auskeks keep saying shit like "it wasnt muslims, dont spread hate"
Australia is such a shit country lel.
>>63538178
Are we sure they just didn't call out "Is anyone else injured?" and someone replied "Moi Aussi."
>>63538203
Jewtube deleted that video lel
>>63538206
>implying any of the bogans in this thread will understand this post
found goosey on /tv/ lads
>>63538178
Nothing for us yet sorry, but don't you fucking worry our good friends in the NZ Herald will headline tomorrow with
SIX KIWIS IN PARIS AT THE TIME OF ATTACKS
>Johnshit
>johnshit
>mfw being a brown guy with a white gf that browses /pol/
>>63538224
RICHIE MCCAW IS SAFE
>>63538222
only freshcunts weren't already aware goosey posts on /tv/
>>63538232
>lying on an anonymous imageboard
Makes our terrorist attack look amateurish in comparison. Pretty embarrassing for us, if we want to be considered a serious country our terrorists really need to step up their game. France and the US are laughing at us
>>63538216
This is ins't an AFL thread mate. We're a cultured lot in here.
>>63538222
>implying he's wrong
>>63538236
I'm not lying lad
>>63538233
Fuck are any of the french club rugby players in paris? They'll definitely break out a 3-pager on them
>>63538250
Yes you are.
>>63538250
I hope you are. I'm actually black and i'd be gutted if another shitcunt was stealing my shtick.
>>63538255
African or koori?
Half koori lad here
>Pretty embarrassing for us, if we want to be considered a serious country our terrorists really need to step up their game. France and the US are laughing at us
>>63538222
bart vs australia is funny because australian stereotypes are funny
As a white female I feel it's my duty to breed with big strong black Americans (BSBA).
>someone said Kane was better than Latham near me
NZ getting btfo'd so bad, I don't remember the last time I had seen scores like 410/2
>>63538271
>because australian stereotypes are funny
To Australians.
Because it (whether consciously or subconsciously) makes you feel warm and fuzzy knowing someone from a relevant country cares enough about your irrelevant country to make fun of you and point out stereotypes.
>>63538206
That's unusually witty for an /ausp/ post.
>>63538235
who does that change the fact that someone found a post by him on /tv/
why are such an angry little man, matt?
>>63538263
African senpai. Why is there no pretty koori girls alive?
>>63538254
Why would I lie on an anonymous imageboard?
>>63538283
Is Japan relevant? Because i like when anime mentions Australia
>>63538283
>someone from a relevant country cares enough about your irrelevant country
australians making fun of australians is just as funny as a relevant country doing it
>>63538294
Yes.
Official list of relevant countries:
>USA
>Great Britain
>France
>Germany
>Japan
>Russia
