Aus 9/559d
NZ 1/71
KANE OUT
>3 posts early
>#20
you're going to trigger him anon
>>63538827
1st for BANE is NZ's best ever batsman
we still in this
>>63538835
what do you mean? :^)
who /crowdpleaser/ here?
who /sending positive vibes france's way/ here?
rest in pieces abraham benjamin
let you're dreamses come true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12zUOGNanwA
>>63538827
ITS THREAD #22 YOU SPED. THIS WILL BE FIXED, MARK MY WORDS
Nth for MWNN is a kek
>>63538827
Include India vs South Africa in there you fucking faggot.
>leave the pee poolanders to me
:(
>>63538845
Right to bare le armes when?
![[Commie] Kamisama Hajimemashita - 01 [BD 720p AAC] [9F07665C].mkv_snapshot_12.07_[2015.10.28_15.41.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aYSeaUv.jpg "[Commie] Kamisama Hajimemashita - 01 [BD 720p AAC] [9F07665C].mkv snapshot 12.07 [2015.10.28 15.41.32]")
This is a good thread OP, except you don't need the commas and it should say "GAMETHREAD" rather than just "THREAD"
>>63538834
Let's get him
>>63538860
never heard of them
A bit worried desu senpai
>DE VILLIERS
>>63538838
Let Martin die before you take his legacy
>>63538867
we are just lucky we got Guptill early, we saw what he can do at the world cup
where were you when you realised starc is the best bowler of all time
New Zealand on pace for 700 phams
Poor AB :'(
Why can't white people play spin?
Did you notice this?
Both ball hitters looking comfetable at the pitch here, I forsee a lot more home runs in there future
So when are we gonna admit South Africa depend on one batsman at least as much as NZ do?
>>63538827
>FFICIAL
kys
>>63538876
>who is Michael Clarke
literally better than Tendulkar
Waiting for Nothin' Lying to show em
>>63538877
What am i supposed to notice?
What country is the french empire of cricket?
Anyone know a source to buy some weed in Coffs Harbour region?
>>63538881
amla
du plessis
>>63538877
oh wow how did they fuck that up
>>63538860
I am LITERALLY the only Australian OP who tries to encourage international contribution on /cric/ by including scores from other games in the OP and posting on topic and highly insightful comments about games being played by teams other than Australia in the thread.
It has all been to encourage a multicultural community in my beloved /cric/, but sometimes I feel like my fellow Australians are sabotaging me at every turn.
>FFICIAL, GRIGIT THRED, #20, XD
fucking state of you cunts
>>63538890
Origin Kebabs, ask for Talib
>>63538876
You realise India did the same thing first innings last test as SA's doing here and won?
When India is fielding it looks like one hand one bounce is an official rule...
>>63538890
Some cunt at the hoey would have some desu senpai
I realise that we have good batsmen on a literal road and this should be easy to ride out at least to 450 but I just have this nagging feeling that literally one wicket right now will bring the collapse
>>63538877
>good god it's spread to amsterdam
![Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.089.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_16.01_[2014.04.11_15.36.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mkHWLJ3.jpg "Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.089.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv snapshot 16.01 [2014.04.11 15.36.01]")
>>63538897
>>63538877
kek
KEK
>>63538904
>dean elgar
>4 wickets
why cant indians play spin?
>>63538897
You are the hero this poomunity deserves fampai.
>>63538909
latham and kane should both get 50s at the very least
kane should get a century
>>63538897
They're called "summer casuals" man, just ignore them
Fuck they're bad this year tb h, they weren't anywhere near this ignorant last summer
IM AT THE GROUND LADS, COVERS ARE COMING ON
time for high test gaz
M E R V
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRH4VIasS3Q
>>63538921
IM IN YOUR MUMS BED, PANTS ARE COMING OFF
>Lyon up
RIP poopeeland
>>63538909
I literally always feel that way with every single NZ game no matter what is happening
I'm like a victim of domestic abuse always flinching at the slightest thing
>Hazelshit pretending to be based Merv
end this meme
Lyon is fucking based
World class
>>63538909
HAHA
BASED GAZ
POO PEELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63538923
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>>63538931
this desu
>>63538909
Hopefully Taylor can finally show what he's capable of and bmac can play like the last innings
>>63538909
shouldn't have spoken m8
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here it comes
taylor you better fucking do something you muppet
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>Leave the pee poolanders to me
>taylor runs kane out
i can see it happening already
Nathan "Kiwi Buzzsaw" Lyon
>go for a walk at 1/40
>have a shower
>get out of shower
>first ball is a wicket
Time for yet another Williamson/Taylor 200 partnership
>>63538948
SPIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
>>63538964
Fucking water wasting sped. I shower once a week and im fresh as a daisy
Is Lyon the most likeable guy in the Aussie cricket team ever?
Shut up chappell
>>63538974
Best Marsh seems like a nice bloke
the best batsmen's meant to bat at three so why does mccullum bat all the way down at 6?
>>63538973
I don't even turn the hot tap on at all anymore
once you go cold shower you never go back
>>63538974
unequivocally yes
>came from the middle of nowhere
>no one gave a shit about him
>worked full time as a pitch curator
>makes it into shield cricket and eventually test games
>shit
>becomes great through sheer force of will
what a guy
>>63538973
>I shower once a week
Sounds like 4chan
>>63538974
>cheeky groundsman who became a reliable spinner
yes
>>63538982
cold shower is terrible for your skin
hot water opens your pores and allows the dirt/grime to escape
>>63538981
Our best batsman bats at 3
McCullum is fourth best, being generous.
Is Ross Taylor related to Mark Taylor?
If it wasn't for SA based Lyon would never of been discovered
>>63538990
finishing your hot shower with a blast of cold is the way to go m7
I love this ugly balding fuck so much
how many deliveries till Ross gets underway?
what's for dinner lads? I just chucked some party pies and sausage rolls in the oven because I'm a lazy cunt
UMPBALL
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>>63538990
pretty sure it's the opposite of that
>>63539003
got a bit of butter chicken in the freezer that I'm going to heat up tbqh
>>63539002
He'll miss a couple of deliveries, put that stupid look on his face, then get out
What's the 87 meme that the meme commentators are on about?
>>63539001
this is true
it's pretty shit that he just ditched them once he cemented himself in the australian side too
>>63539003
Hungry howies m8. I went H.A.M.
>>63539005
only in a country where the humidity is equivalent to a hot shower
>>63539003
Just banged some frozen chicken snitty's in the oven, add egg, bread and cheese and I've got a meal. Might order pizza later. Bout 11 beers in so far.
Can you cook pasta from kettle boiling water? My stove is broken
>>63539003
Cup of 2 min noodles followed by half a pack of cheesy doritos
Desert will be a few rows of Dairy Milk
>>63539005
>dirtiest people in the world giving advice on cleanliness
>>63539015
>snitty
normalfag detected
bet you say shit like, parma, schooey and 'cheeky' slap. Normal scum
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
>>63539016
you need to keep the pasta simmering to cook, a kettle isn't going to give you enough water in one go will cool too quickly
>>63539023
>shit on the street to save money bowl cleaner
>>63539016
Do you not have a microwave? Just add a 3 or 4 extra minutes to the recommended prep time
>>63539016
Not reliably, but you could give it a shot. Might need to keep refreshing hot water or something as it gets cold
>>63539023
go to /pol/ m8, the french need advice on getting shot
>>63539025
To be honest, I only said it because I fucking hate it when other people say it.
I say Parmy I guess, and Schooey is what dickhead WA and SA people say I would imagine.
Daniel you here mate?
>>63539016
yeah, just cook it in your pasta sauce
>>63539016
chuck the pasta in the kettle and keep boiling the fucker
>>63539025
>not going to the pub for a few schooeys on schnitty night and then having a cheeky slap
>>63539003
2 of pic related with half a kilo of mash spuds for the veg
>>63539038
yes m8, what do you want?
>>63539035
Too far...
>LE FUGG LE NORMALGUNDS XDXD
>>63539030
I know a family who doesn't have a microwave due to radiation concerns
Goosey you here mate?
has Steam Smith ever not sperged out after taking a catch?
>>63539025
>not referring to this big guy as clive chicken parma
Poor Kane.
He's so good and the rest of his meme team are so shit.
You've got to feel for him.
>>63539037
>>63539025
Wait, what's a cheeky slap? Is it a bet on horses?
I fucking hate when anyone uses the word "cheeky" especially when it's used to describe food.
"Gonna have a cheeky slice of cake :^) teehee"
Who's looking forward to the comfy day/night tests?
Matt, you here lad?
>>63539057
CLEOPATRA
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Milky you here mate?
reminder that lyon bowled the best ball of all time
>>63539057
Its a bet on the poker machines that normal fags use
>>63539057
having a fucking slap on the pokies you fucking wog
>>63539035
Russia,China and India should team up together and remove kebab. USA is too kek cause of the libtards
>>63539058
Actually yeah desu. Good time for pub going over here
Anyone up for /TheFox/? I'll bring the banter
>>63539059
I actually am.
Want to hear my elite handegg opinions?
>>63539058
>ruining the game
>comfy
'no'
>>63538852
>>63538852
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/bombings-shootings-in-paris.1117446/page-21
MWNN getting BTFO
Walkbro you here senpai(family)?
>>63539070
I'll be back home by then :(
>>63539071
What do you think of Jarryd "Big Guy" Hayne?
>>63539065
>>63539066
Don't mind the pokies but I've never heard of it being called a cheeky slap.
>>63539072
Bed time gramps
>>63539038
Yeah m8 just about to put my dick in an 8/10 jap slag, should be tight
>>63539025
Agreed
If you call it anything else than a Chicken Parmigiana you're a disgusting pleb and you should get out and take your anti intellectual slang with you.
YOU LADS WANNA HEAD TO THE LOCAL FOR PARMA NIGHT AND A FEW SCHOOEYS? MAYBE HAVE A CHEEKY SLAP AS WELL. LETS INVITE PETE, HE'S GOOD VALUE
>>63539078
because you are a fucking wog
>>63539086
I'm white as fuck.
>>63539077
I want him to return to the NRL and sign with the Basedogs.
>tfw rich upper class family and rich upper class friends
>don't understand any of the australian vernacular
Red 6, you copy m8?
>>63539084
>not calling it a snitty and asking the qt3.14 at the pub for a snitty and chips
>>63539096
>yet on 4chan
Reality Check, you ITT m8?
which one of you cunts is this
Josh Reynolds, you here lad?
>>63539104
I think he got triggered into oblivion yesterday
Check your reddit inbox
>>63539099
People saying snitty in real life triggers the shit out of me. I say the proper fucking name. I'm not a bogan 3 year old sped
Meme Aussie cricketer, you in here yet?
Will-iamson score a century?
Is Ian Smith considered an all time great in New Zealand?
Statsautist, where you at lad?
>>63539112
Will Iamson is an actor m8
>>63539110
Get back on your boat m8
Check your steam inbox
>>63539093
>*tips raider scum sack hood*
>>63539105
Lel was considering posting this
>someone to punish Craig
Based PJ Hughes, you here m8?
>>63539105
Fuck it, bring in Maxlel for the memes
I'm starting to think my gf is cheating on me with this Kenyan guy she tutors, 2 surprise exams in a row? On the weekend? Fuck off
>>63539112
>family friend literally called William Williams
>first born son of three
>his parents both seemed pretty sane
Still don't get it Tbh
Here's the great part, he recently made his FC debut as well
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/player/590913.html
Memewell you here man?
Don't think >we are going to make 200 lads
>>63539113
lolno
I can hear my parents having sex from the other room lads
Daily reminder that I defended Daniel from summer of cricket casuals
>>63539124
never left lad
>>63539121
I actually installed gyprock at Maxwells place a couple years ago. Pretty nice bloke and his eyes look stunning in person
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
>>63539123
yeah I don't get how that even happens. One of my friend's dad's at school was called Philip Phillips
>>63539127
when
>>63539113
A better, less arrogant version of Ian Healy. Decent keeper for his time, because back then keepers weren't really expected to bat
>>63539127
defended from what lad? He was doxxed and partially BTFO
>>63539134
>friend's dad's
yeah ok that must be wrong but i've just finished a night shift fuck you
>>63539112
Give back god's luggage you dirty rotten poms?
Shiggies, you here m8?
>>63539134
My cousin is unironically called Tayleur Taylor
>>63539123
Imagine the memes if he gets in
Good figures for a start so could be
>Will Will Williams get a wicket
>>63539136
Casual detected.
Even all the bowlers have to bat.
Of course he wicket keeper bats. He's part of the fucking team
>>63539149
Daniel EXPOSED
BANE?
CANT CONTAIN THE KANE
williamson looks too good a cricketer to be playing for new zealand
Don, you here in spirit m8?
>>63539144
Thats a pretty rare sounding name. Someone could figure out who you are mate
>>63539105
If Sehwag and Gayle can be good test players why not Maxlel?
>>63539153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_Of_Cricket
>daniel vettori is the 7th highest run scorer of all time for nz
wew, kek, etc
GOAT
>>63539160
Lol nuffin to hide nuffin to fear m8
>>63539144
inb4 this anon gets doxxed
BANE GOAT
>>63539149
shit m8 you got me
gonna go pooicide
>>63539161
There's a difference between being aggressive and reverse sweeps when attempting to bat out a draw
Is Kane related to Hayne?
>>63539160
>>63539167
Nah, I have literally no traceable connection to him, I haven't seen that side of the family for two decades.
You have NO IDEA who I am or what my end game is
>>63539163
based low order 4 machine senpai
>>63539163
>18 year career
>unironically batted at 6 for a bit
Hard not to
>>63539163
>check england's 7th highest
>Michael Atherton
>>63538985
you forgot
>didn't sign with a state team til they offered him a job as a groundsman
>>63539163
not surprised desu
he had been playing forever.
>New Zealand have been playing international test cricket since 1930 and their highest run scorer only has 7172
how?
The fucking pasta won't cook, now i dropped it on the floor. T...thanks guys
>tfw no Root x Williamson sex tape
>>63539185
BIG
brayshaw could have played for australia if he was around in this era
>>63539189
FAT
So is the Cricket All """"Stars"""" a confirmed flop?
>Brett Lee, Ian Healy and Mark Nicholas
>>63539194
Lets not go that far. FFS m8
>>63539196
POO
>>63539185
because we're shit at cricket
>>63539200
FAIRY
>>63539187
Put it in a ziplock bag then fold it up in an American flag and bury it in front of gamestop.
>>63539196
COCKS
>>63539198
>LE FUG LE LEE
>>63539187
dw i cooked some pasta for you lmao
>>63539199
he unironically has a better first-class average than burns and khawaja
>>63539207
STILL POO
>>63539187
Cook it in the sauce you idiot
That Stuart Binny catch though.
>>63539217
is Binny LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY still in the team?
>>63539216
Well its all over the floor now numb nuts
>>63539207
the big fat poo fairy is still you pahjeet, my son
>>63539219
Yeah, not sure why he was chosen today when Bhuvaneshwar kumar is fit and in the squad.
POOPITY SCOOPITY!!!!
>>63539221
5 second rule
>>63539219
mishra got dropped for him
on the plus side still no rohit sharma for now
>he leaves poo under ur pillow if you're naughty
When is the next All Stars game on?
>>63539200
>>63539224
>I just saw le poo in loo comic and thought it was funny: the posts
Test 2, Day 2
3
>>63539238
Proxy off
>>63539238
Indian expat detected
>>63539238
DESIGNATED
DUDE POO LMAO
>>63539207
had some of these bad boys today and thought of you lad
>The Islam sympathy is already starting
Who is the best spinner lads and why is it Amai Liu?
Chris Cairns has done nothing wrong and Brendon McCullum is a confirmed snitch
>tfw we're only one and a half months into the off season
>tfw there's still 3 and a half months until the season starts
thank fuck for handegg amirite bros?
>>63539249
Australians are fucking retarded.
>>63539252
Is Chris Cairns from Cairns?
>>63539249
>muslims are the real victims here
This Intel ad is so fucking shit that next time I'm buying AMD
>>63539248
Looks good but not sure I would've wanted that on birthdays instead of cake.
>>63539249
#illridewithyou
WHY ARE CUSTARD TARTS SO EXPENSIVE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63539258
>AMD cpu
>>63539256
that I can actually agree with
I work with and have a lot of Muslim friends. They will be targetted on the streets, social media and will generally feel unsafe because of something they had NOTHING to do with on the other side of the world.
how the fuck is that fair?
#NOTALLMUSLIMS
>>63539263
I knew it was all obongo's fault
>>63539256
>the media needs to stop blaming muslims
or my favourite
>what about Christians and the KKK
neville is an ugly mofo lads
>>63539260
>instead of
holy shit just how poor are you?
>>63539269
The same way white australians are 'responsible' for the shit we did to the abos?
>>63539249
I will literally and unironically defend islam, but anyone who thinks Europe's border policies are a good idea is retarded
>>63539269
tbf the people who got shot were the primary victims, though you are right
based ump
>>63539275
But he knows no gravity
Red flags for girls
>gets short leg and bat pad mixed up
>doesn't know the duckworth lewis formula
>asks who's winning midway through day one
Seriously how do i stop drinking? It, cost me jobs, my licence twice and a heap of trouble with the police. I can stop for 3 days at the most then i can't take it and drink a shitload. Is there any easy way. Iv'e had to go to counselors and shit but it doesn't help
>>63539268
Exactly, that's just how much the ad is giving me the shits
>>63539286
Rehab m8
>>63539269
They should leave Islam then
>>63539286
Here's what I did
>take up weed
>spin weed with tobacco
>become massive stoner
>quit weed but keep smoking tobacco
Hey presto, you've got a socially acceptable addiction
>>63539284
>can't name the exact distance each slip position is from middle stump
>doesn't have an opinion on who the premier umpire of the 1989 ashes was (John Holder)
>doesn't bring a notebook along to each game to manually record stats and averages in
>homepage is not cricinfo
>>63539286
take shrooms
not even joking
Is Mitchell Starc related Arya Stark?
>>63539290
wew
>>63539279
>actually believing this
if this isn't you rage you lose then off yourself
>>63539299
No but he's related to Tony Stark
>>63539284
>can't avoid a bouncer to the head
>>63539296
>>doesn't bring a notebook along to each game to manually record stats and averages in
I went to a shield game once and there was a guy there actually doing that
>>63539289
because 8 idiots in Paris went on a rampage?
Would you stop watching cricket if a handful of cricket players went on a killing spree after a game?
>>63539296
>implying it wasn't Dickie Bird
opinion discarded
>>63539310
shield cricket; not even once
that's where daniel will be in 40 years time, living his days out in durham
>>63539313
Yes. I would realise cricket is a sport that breeds violent extremism.
>tfw want to wear a speedo the the local pool just to show off my tiny bulge and hope some women notice and laugh
should i do it bros?
>>63539313
reminder this literally happened
Dale Steyn reminds of Gary Oldman from the fifth element starring Bruce Willis
>>63539313
Cricket doesn't have a base doctrine that all people who don't watch Cricket don't deserve to be alive and people that stop watching Cricket should be killed though.
>>63539280
>I will literally and unironically defend islam, but anyone who thinks Europe's border policies are a good idea is retarded
this desu
>>63539321
but does watching cricket make you a violent extremist in this scenario?
>>63539319
they can dish it out but cant take it
>>63539325
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time
>>63539328
no but I would question my association with the sport.
>>63539313
>anti-islam sentiment is because of only one attack
>Islam has never EVER been invoked in the name of terrorism
I hope this is b8
>>63539303
Rest of the world should nuke the US, England, Canada, New Zealand, Australia and Israel instead. Because then all the worlds problems would be fixed. These places I mentioned are the strongholds of Anglo-zionist power. If they are taken out, then the rest of the world will be free from the jewish shackles.
I've never worn Speedos to the beach or the pool.
I'm too self conscious about my pecker
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY FOR YOU AND ME
is hazelwood the worst australian fast bowler in the past 5-10years?
>>63539313
>yfw you realise paris was more peaceful when it was occupied by nazi germany
MUH RELIGION OF PEACE
>>63539134
FOR YOOOOOUUUU
FOR YOUUUUUUUU
>>63539338
Free to shit in the street and regress to the middle ages
>>63539332
Bruce Willis was a demon
>>63539348
that is just blatantly wrong
>>63539346
>LEEEEEEEEE FUGG LE HAZLEBAD XDDD
>rich muslim family down the road
>know them
>grew up with their cousin
>nice and normal
>the women don't even cover up
>everytime a terrorist attack happens i am conflicted because i know at least one family of muslims aren't bad
running out of patience with this shit though
What is the 18-1 of cricket?
>>63539324
story?
>>63539348
Oh what could have been
>>63539284
>won't give me some left arm medium pace around off stump
>>63539234
Fuck sake I only just now realised that was Cook. What a handsome man.
>>63539338
>someone from a country still on alert against Muslim terror attacks thinks killing Christians and Jews will rid the world of conflict
no wonder you can't operate toilets
>>63539346
Tait
>>63539346
he's up there
>>63539346
just overrated because of the mcgrath comparisons
>>63539358
In recent times 60 all out
>>63539355
It's not, though. Before the war starter, nazi occupied paris was extremely peaceful.
>>63539359
two head injures pushed him off the deep end and he set the Zimbabwe cricket academy on fire
>>63539358
NZ 2015 WC
>>63539365
Tait is fuckin GOAT m8
>>63539357
there are just as many bad "white" families as their are terrorists
look at the corrupt politicians of the world and the top 1% who control everything, all white and
>>63539365
he was the peak of australia's obsession with pace over any kind of accuracy
>160kph
>any control whatsoever
pick one and only one
>>63539338
So you want to team up Pakistan and do that? Oh that's right they hate your shitskin ass too
>>63539365
>LEEEEE FUG LE SHAUN TAIT XD XD
>unironically making flatter tracks than India
How can Australia defend this?
>>63539348
are you the /pol/tard who keeps crosslinking threads here?
You're literally and completely wrong
>>63539379
It actually works well because the batsman gets so shit scared that any ball on the stumps is out most of the time
>>63539338
3edgy5me
>>63539373
living under an oppressive regime is not my definition of peaceful
>>63539388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV77flXUQ5U
if it works against ab, it works
>>63539385
1, 2, 3
Day went a lot better than I expected desu lads
>>63539357
then stop being an idiot and making a false dichotomy
Islam (like all religions) is a machination of the human mind. There are violent and extremist interpretations of it and there are interpretations of it which combine with Western values. There's no need to conflate the former and ignorantly assume that all Muslims accept that interpretation of the faith.
What French movie are you going to watch tonight lads?
Un Prophete here
>>63539399
les intouchables, the goat french film
>>63539395
Had a glimpse of the threads from yesterday and I couldn't believe you were unironically crying about the toss Daniel. It works both ways, get over it.
If Poo Peelia cried about the toss after >60 we'd all be laughing at them. There's no reason for that to change just because >We're getting BTFO
>>63539385
i dont browse /pol/. but yeah youre right this placed looked like a fucking hellhole during the nazi occupation.
>>63539392
>oppressive
in what way? unless you were jewish of course, but it had little effect on the average french person who went about their daily lives like nothing fucking happened
>>63539280
Yeah people don't seem to realise that these refugees are escaping from their fucking retarded countrymen, which is why I don't understand the whole bringing terrorist attitudes over here argument.
>>63539399
La Haine
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63539405
Not Daniel lad
>>63539407
you can't say that Nazi occupied Paris was better when certain groups were being rounded up and killed
>>63539319
Sums up the cricket bogan attitude right there.
>>63539409
but lots of them have been shown to be terrorists / ex-terrorists themselves...
>>63539319
plebbit game threads are channel 9 tier
>>63539409
it's more that there are legitimate terrorists mixed in with the refugees
>>63539313
What's the time in Melbourne right now?
>>63539357
Love them hijabs on girls. Most of the time they're hot as well.
Santa Claus in 10 years' time.
The SECOND the time machine is invented, I am impregnating Leni Riefenstahl
>>63539427
nice one daniel
no need to turn your hate of Ajay into a hatred of islam
SA on suicide watch
>>63539436
they're going to slide in the rankings pretty hard
3 years ago they were a very good, but since then they have lost Kallis & Smith and replaced them with nobody. Steyn, Morkel etc are also getting old.
>>63539435
>implying I'm not based elite, muscular Hindu Ajay upholding the righteous views of Shiv Sena
stay mad Iqbal
Are the students in colleges in Australia and New Zealand as retarded as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlB7Vy-lZZ8
>>63539393
>Hussey the only one to offer any concern at all
Sounds about right.
>>63539346
>you now remember Dorey
>>63539440
>Someone else has a different taste to me! I'd better shit on them!
>>63539446
only in melbourne and sydney uni desu
>>63539443
>steyn getting old
this is in india though, so you can hardly expect him to dominate
Has Steve Smith been found out?
>>63539440
>not wanting a girl who only dresses for you and respects her body in front of strange men
Why do you want a slut lad?
Islam does it right with respect to women desu.
>tfw average size dick
>tfw sph fetish
kill me
>>63539393
the GOAT meme dismissal desu
>>63539446
what's >mental english?
>>63539456
nothing to do with the current series but his pace has been down over the last year
Steyn at his peak was bowling searing 145 kp/h accurate outswingers. he's now doing it at 135-140 kp/h which while still good isnt as lethal as it was
>>63539379
>that one test where Johnson, Tait and Lee unironically played together
>>63539457
why, was he lost in?
Alistair Cook literally looks like a bishounen. Can't wait for the cricket anime to feature him.
>>63539454
he didn't play any internationals did he? serviceable bowler for WA
>>63539475
played a few one dayers
>>63539458
muslim women are allowed to take off their jihabs at home?
>>63539469
he's bowled 155 before, not even kidding
>>63539471
australians are obsessed by pace over anything, its why everyone is making fun of southee and boult the second they fall under 130
>>63539476
huh there you go
gonna watch dis lad
>>63539475
I remember him from 2005ish when he went for 11 an over in an ODI
I think it was that same series where Steyn got walloped by Phil Jaques. Whatever happened to him btw?
>you now remember Mick Lewis
>>63539495
everyone remembers him because of the 438 game
and when I say 'everyone' I mean that I remember so everyone else must too
>>63539501
yeah thats literally the reason I remember him aswell
>>63539495
>>63539501
>you now remember colin miller
Will Kane ever get a century in South Africa, Zimbabwe and Pakistan so he can match Dravid's record?
>>63539163
Averaged like 40 in his last few years la. New Zealand cricket was in a dark dark phase where it was literally just le glasses man: the team
>>63539509
I can't remember his natural hair colour tbqh
wew lads just got back from a gig
>went to talk to the guitarist who I kinda know afterward
>"hey man great to finally see you guys live, I really liked it" etc
>"oh yeah thanks for coming" etc
>"I see you're a cricket fan too, I see you arguing with people on cricinfo articles all the time"
god dammit I keep forgetting jewbook shows people that shit
>>63539513
Got a 100 in England this year m8. If he gets a 100 in Perth he's completed the full set.
>Usman would you comment on the Paris attack?
>>63539513
>Pakistan
don't think cricket will be played in Pakistan again in our lifetimes desu
certainly not the next 20 years anyway
>>63539522
>>63539522
were you in shadz today?
>>63539522
Nice blog post m8
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR YOU AND ME
>>63539531
>shadz
I told you this m8 I literally have been there twice in my life, once was when my band played there, and the other for the RWC final
This was Te Kooti Brotherhood at Lucha. Free gig too. They sounded mean as fuck, and I don't normally like shit like that. Crowd was really strange though, I counted 15 (of like 35) wearing snapbacks inside.
>>63539532
hey man at least this one had cricket in it
>>63539522
>arguing with people on cricinfo
>>63539522
haha (you) come up in my newsfeed all the time commenting on cricinfo
also
>those behemoth womans tight pants
fucking wew am I right Daniel?
>>63539509
See why can't cricket be in this good fun any more? Just abusing the opposition and literally screaming in their face, it's just disgusting to watch. Really ugly cricket.
>>63539526
"Their attack looked good today, it was nice to see them take wickets and take the game back from the home side. Seeing more teams with aggressive intent like that is nice and you hope that you get to play a side like that in the future"
>>63539528
Zimbabwe played an ODI series there recently, though there was a bomb threat in one of the matches. Real shame that a few shitheads fuck it up for the rest of them.
>>63539526
kek
>>63539549
if anything, cricket was worse in terms of sledging back then
>>63539548
Bit worried about this desu, I don't want people to see my obsession with triggering indians
The Behemoth post is kinda a joke because Behemoth are famous for making merch out of literally anything to the point where their merch is more famous than they are, and the guy I tagged unironically buys their shit
>>63539545
cheap and easy ruses m8, nothing better than 500 (You)s from buttmad curries
>>63539549
>abusing the opposition and literally screaming in their face
Do you unironically think bowlers are more aggressive now than before? I think it's the other way round desu.
>>63539555
I meant real countries
And in the case of Pakistan, it isn't a "few shitheads" fucking it up, it is the entire state apparatus. ISI (Paki version of FBI) is almost certainly in bed with elements of the Taliban who control parts of the FATA.
>>63539560
Well, post some wins here.
>>63539563
>be Starc
>literally weep on the boundary like a woman after sconing Morgan
>throw your ball at the batsman for smacking your shit bowling
bowlers arent aggressive these days, they're just bitch niqqas
>>63539558
It was actual banter though. Today it's a combination of being really nice and respectful and being really really edgy and mean on purpose to try and counter that.
Like you just look at Johnson bowling. Every fucking ball he just HAS to say something. I'd wager 99% of it is unwitty garbage.
>>63539567
I personally enjoyed his withering put down of Joe Root's new book about winning the Ashes
>white guy wearing Kohli shirt
didnt realize daniel was in india
>>63539570
BUT MUH HUGHES
IT'S ONLY FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT GOES TO FAR RIP PJ HUS WE CRY EVERY TIME
>>63539572
no it wasn't, that's just the stuff people remember. Guys like Gilchrest, Border, Merv and Lilee would be constantly insulting them
>>63539576
Joe Root (aged what, 24?) has a book?
kek
KEK
>>63539581
this >>63539319 is the perfect example
>>63539585
It's 4 pm m8
>>63539576
It's literally garbage. Almost makes me change my mind about the guy being cool as.
I mean he announced it like a day after the Oval test, being all "a detailed account of the legendary 2015 ashes"
...
You don't need me to point out why that's dumb as fuck.
>>63539587
it's called "Bringing Home the Ashes", I shit you not. Because beating Australia in England is so fucking hard and has never been done before.
Daniel literally and unironically argued with me on cricinfo once
>>63539522
>cricinfo
i shall research your hemispherical shitposting ways and smite you so powerfully that you will not recover
>>63539587
If its not called Deeply Rooted I won't bother
>>63539596
>luckswinged his way to a 100 in Cardiff
>hit literally the biggest fairweatherbabby 100 in existence in TB
>thinks he's fit to write a book about it
i hate root so goddamn much
but i bet its ghostwritten
>>63539316
I literally and unironically bring my laptop to domestic games here
It's for doing work not note-taking thouhg
>>63539587
its literally about one series as well
>>63539379
Shoaib Akhtar and Brett Lee actually had control though
>>63539596
kek
KEK
K E K
I mean for fucks sake he didn't even have a good series. He got one lucky as fuck century in the first test then virtually did shit all.
This really affirms the stereotype of Englel cricketers being self-indulgent as fuck.
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
>Broadside: How We Regained the Ashes Hardcover – 5 Nov 2015
>by Stuart Broad (Author)
"The photograph was splashed all over the front pages of the newspapers: Stuart Broad's astonished face after a brilliant catch in the slips helped him towards a remarkable spell of eight for 15 that as good as won the Ashes for England. Once more, England were playing an exciting brand of cricket and giving their fans plenty to cheer about.
Now, in How We Regained the Ashes, Broad explains how the side bounced back from a very disappointing World Cup to rediscover the form and passion that led them to an unexpected Ashes triumph. Only a few weeks before, there had been calls for captain Alastair Cook to step down, and for Kevin Pietersen to be recalled to the side, while Broad himself appeared to be struggling to regain his pace after an injury lay-off. After a moderate series in the Caribbean, England began to find a new approach against New Zealand, which they carried through to devastating effect to win the Ashes.
Fiery and combative on the pitch, Broad is highly eloquent off it. His insights into the game and the key moments that spurred England to Ashes success will delight cricket fans everywhere, and provide a revealng portrait of the life of a modern international cricketer."
Can't wait to see Lyth's account 2bh
>>63539610
people won't seriously pay money for it will they? Cricket isn't even popular in Englel
It's not exactly Frank Lampard trying to cash in after bombing out of the 2006 WC
>>63539618
YOU should have been in Lindt cafe
>>63539623
this is actually pathetic. Even though Englel won, the series was really just an embarrassment for all parties involved.
>>63539610
does he even mention the punch?
>>63539631
Not him but did your dad die in the earthquake? (I think I remember you saying at some point that your dad was dead)
>>63539623
Fuck didn't know about this one
I mean come on
I could understand it in 10 years time if this series is considered like the start of some big new era (very unlikely), but this is literally so fucking dumb.
>>63539641
not me lad, and no he didn't. About a year after. Three year anniversary tomorrow actually, RIP dad.
>>63539641
he said his dad died, but not in the earthquake
pretty sad Tbh
>>63539649
i'll pour out some of my beer in 10 minutes la
>>63539650
pretty sad that Kuckiel didn't die in the earthquake, yes
Is this a nice girl?
>65 mandrama threads on /asp/
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63539649
that sucks lad, sorry to hear it. How did he die?
>>63539653
looks good from this end tbqh
who /unironicallyenjoyswatchingindiaplaytestcricket/ here?
They seem like a totally different team under Kohliflower.
>>63539668
I literally watch no cricket New Zealand is not involved in
>>63539674
pleb desu
>>63539668
yeah here. Feel bad for AB. It's good to watch matches on tough pitches once in a while but this series just feels like both teams are in the middle of a collapse, all the time.
>>63539674
kys casual
>>63539673
do you ever regret leaving him there?
>>63539668
Better contest that Aus vs NZ for sure. Also, threads generally have less casuals when Aus aren't involved.
>>63539698
Another reason to embrace Islam.
>>63539695
if you want a proper matchthread you should unironically go to >leddit because /cric/ is basically just au/sp/
>>63539698
>tfw sipping 4th beer reading this
o-o-only because my exams finished and im back to wagekucking next day fampai
>>63539701
m8 don't you worship an elephant with two cocks?
>>63539706
>leddit
>good
most of the people there are fucking morons m8
>>63539713
>I'm wary that alcohol may not be my poison, and mine is yet to come.
regret not having a fedora folder on this laptop tbqh
what should i watch on netflix lads
>>63539683
>>63539685
Thanks for the (you)s lads
>>63539698
>tfw don't drink often but when I do I go hard
thank god I'm a big lad and my body processes alcohol exceptionally well
>>63539720
Come on lad it's a good thought. Gonna write some shit about it eventually but I think I'll wait until my music is a bit better before tackling real topics like that.
>>63539727
Is Black Mirror on netflix? If so, that.
poopyland on pooicide watch
>>63539730
>tfw don't drink often but when I do I go hard
same here m8, only when interacting with normies
>>63539733
is it a show or a movie? think i'll just watch a cheeky movie tbqh
started watching Once Were Warriors the other day
when are we netting at auckland domain lads
>>63539654
>comfy skateboarding generals are kill
>>63539749
It's both. It's a TV series of individual episodes, which are basically like movies in themselves, and are totally unrelated with the exception of themes. IMO it's the best piece of cinema or TV of the 21st Century, although I will also admit that I have not seen as much TV or cinema as some people
>>63539755
I'm thinking of going to the pyjama cric tomorrow desu, could have a cheeky go in the kids zone
who /fewdrinksturnsintomdmaandcocaine/ here?
>>63539747
>I unironically enjoy going to parties and not drinking, but no one believes me so I don't get invited. Sucks sometimes, because I haven't been to one in nearly two years, and I kinda want to.
That sucks because you sound quite extroverted which would hurt if you're not getting invited to shit. I'm an introvert and the complete opposite. I'd unironically rather stay at home playing vidya than going out to a party. My idea of a good weekend is staying home and watching TV with the gf and playing squash with a couple of mates or something.
NEW THREAD
>>63539771
>>63539771
>>63539771
>>63539771
>>63539779
>16 posts early
>autism
>>63539779
way to kill the thread newcunt
>day over
>offtopic shitposting
>we need a new thread!
kys
>>63539787
he's literally that concerned about someone ruining his precious thread counter
>>63539801
we can just refuse to use his threads
>>63539801
I think the thread counter is unironically the only stable thing in his life
>>63539812
then he spams gore and ban evades
best just to go with it la
>>63539801
Does he not realize you can sort by date in descending order in the archive?
>>63539797
THERES STILL A GAME ON YOU CASUAL SPED
>>63539771
>>63539771
>>63539833
fucking newcunt
We're all staying here lads
Only go to the new fag thread if you actually want to watch the curry game
>>63539833
Yeah and you're not watching it, because you're a filthy summer casual who only shows up when Australia is playing
>>63539842
desu I'm watching it it just isn't really worth discussing.
India are batting okay
Collapse will come soon
REMINDER NEW THREAD WITH CORRECT THREAD COUNTER
>>63539771
>>63539771
Anyone else want Davey to be the captain instead of Slug Spoof
>>63539845
Okay. So. I have a few problems with your """"post""""
1. Rude
2. It's Autumn (colloquially referred to as 'fall' by your """"people"""") here
3. Everyone was new once
4. There is nothing wrong with only watching Australia (greatness)
>>63539874
The "POPE" has resigned What the!!!!
>>63539875
m8 it's literally this one cunt who's obsessed with thread numbers and you know he only shows up for ausfailian summer tests because those are the only ones that have numbered threads and/or autists complaining about it
And the ashes
And no, there's nothing really wrong with that, although it's annoying as fuck. There's everything wrong with calling the handful of non-causals in /cric/ casuals though.
>>63539896
this is my favourite one t bh
