Amerikeks BTFO
...if only
>>55655693
Truly pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlq2kcYQcLc
wew lad
>>55655693
You literally can't make this shit up HAHAHAHA.
>>55655693
>eagle that will cut your parachute off just because fuck you
God damn nature you scary
>>55655777
Eagles have always been a sign of imperialism; see the HRE, Napoleon, Nazi Germany, etc. I always liked the Buffalo personally as a national symbol.
>>55655777
We should have chosen the boar.
>>55655693
NZ > Australia
NZ has the Kea Parrot. It eats sheep while they are still alive.
>>55655802
>>55655794
Australia is a continent that breeds real life shitposting.
Go suck an abos knob ya cunt
>>55655939
boars aren't native to America.
>>55655777
An animal that is so stupid it can drown in rain is certainly a better representation of America.
>>55655693
>>55655693
Just look at the eyes of this gay eagle burgers have and you'll understand where all their problems come from
>>55655693
Why did burgerfats choose a bald eagle instead of golden eagle? Vibrating my cranium to be quite frank, comrades.
>>55656048
Neither are us Americans.
>aussies posting about birds when they lost a war to ones that can't even fly
>>55655693
Based
>>55656224
Btw what's your animal Nikita?
>>55656321
Bald Eagle looks better.
>>55655693
you do realize the US has harpy eagles?
Get the fuck out with that bitch as wedge tail
>>55655693
>:(
>>55655993
what the fuck. i never knew that
>>55655939
As our national bird?
>>55656363
THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED DUE TO THE AWESOME DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF AMERICAN BANTZ™
>>55655993
I move to nuke the entire general region of Australia, New Zealand, and all those tiny islands to the north of them.
>>55655993
Wtf, a carnivorous parrot?
>>55655777
Franklin knew the value of those delicious birds. They go so well with gravy and potatoes
>>55656112
canada you're literally the sassy sidekick following the MC around everywhere on his quest who mumbles "oh i couldve done that ya big dummy" after he kills an ogre
>>55656408
lol nah
>>55656363
Wikipedia does not lie.
>>55656112
That's a domestic turkey you faggot. WIld turkeys are highly intelligent birds.
>>55655993
>>55656363
Atleast aussies didn't elect them as presidents twice like burgers did
>>55656391
Either bear ot two-headed rooster
>>55656566
At least its not the flightless head fucker parrot
>>55655693
>A
>FUCKING
>GOOSE
>>55656453
Keas are cheeky little cunts.
They are the only alpine climate parrot.
They evolved to fill in the raptor niche in NZ.
They'll attack sheep, cars, and shiny things on people.
If I ever get the cash to spare. I want to get one in America and train it to do falconry.
>>55656188
>>55655693
9/10, one point taken off for not going with the title 'How can Americans even compete?"
Australia's finally worked up the courage to talk about birds again. I never thought I'd see the day.
>>55656512
Well as they say, when pigs fly.
>>55655993
That's Nightmare level.
>>55656321
would've gone with the bearded vulture desu. god of all birds
>>55655993
fucking hate them cunts, went to NZ on holiday and they tore apart my rental car.
>>55656621
gold eagles are all throughout africa and asian. confirmed shit tier.
>>55656813
Some African tribal shit right there
>>55656512
Lost
I lold
Ben Franklin was right.
>>55656768
This is made worse by seeing just how fucked up emus are, they are like walking breathing leaning towers of pisas
>>55655693
>be Australian
>parachute
>get killed by an eagle
>>55656188
Whenever I see the flag I can only associate their posts with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0
>>55656768
Underrated
>>55656673
Don't you be talking shit about Satoko, vodkanigger.
>>55656813
Seriously, this bird is fucking rad.
>>55656112
This is a myth you dumb fucker
>>55656813
>tfw our national bird isn't the one that looks like a fucking dinosaur
>>55656512
Yes.
>>55655777
He's right about them being robbers. A few live around my house and I've only seen them eat something they caught themselves a few times. They eat helpless baby crows a lot too.
Osprey bro is best. They catch a fish for baldy to steal, and then catch one for themselves no problem.
>>55655693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV3ajQRniNg
>>55656112
LEAF
check out this bad boy, it's a wandering albatross. biggest wingspan of any bird, which automatically means it's the best bird.
Trying to think which country has the most retarted national animal.
>america
>bird with distinct white feathers
>australia
>glorified vulture
>>55657140
DUDE WEED LMAO
one of these cunts could punch on with an americunt eagle
>>55656660
This a wild turkey you fuck you up. Hence we name whiskey after it
>>55655934
I'm more of a Diamond back guy
>Snekisdabest.jpg
We'd wipe you off the face of the earth in a matter of seconds if we actually thought you were any sort of actual threat to us. There's no way you could step to us in any sort of warfare scenario.
Cool bird tho
>>55657143
New Zealand
>>55655693
>attacks Parachutes & Paragliders
Is that something to be proud of? Your eagle is a nigger. Also, in memory to the brave Aussies and abos, lest we not forget the great Emu war where they LOST.
>>55655777
>wild animals
>moral
I
>>55655993
New Zealand used to be alot cooler until the Maori fucked it up.
>>55657143
Not us. The loon and the beaver are great animals
>>55657172
>america
>"eagle" which is literally a vulture
>australia
>actual eagle
>>55656952
An emu broke my testicles.
Another emu poked a hole through my hand
Ans emu tried to rape me.
Source: I worked on an emu farm for 8 months.
>>55656813
In full agreement burgerbro
>>55657143
New Zealand.
>>55656512
post of all years
>>55655693
>attacks parachutes and paragliders
Fucking Australia. Even their birds are master trolls.
>>55657327
Before the Maoris. NZ had the Haast Eagle.
Imagine if such a large flying bird was still around.
>>55656408
I always hated that our national bird was so shitty looking. Bald Eagles look stupid as fuck. I've always thought the Golden Eagle was way better looking, but I would have chosen something like a Heron instead.
Everyone knows the true American National Bird is the Turkey
>big and meaty
>delicious
Australians aint got no turkey
The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.
~A quote from the great emu war
>>55655777
You guys do realize he wasn't talking about actual birds, right?
Right?
>>55657338
>hissss
>>55657323
>humans
>not wild animals
posting best bird
>>55656019
Amerifat shit posting for once.
>>55655693
Guess you keks should have trained some of those to win the Emu War for you. Faggot lol.
>>55657323
Eagles are dicks, the turkey bit is more to piss on the eagle
Ben liked the rattle snake as it only barred it's fang's when threatened
>>55655993
Just another hole for kiwis to root desu
>>55657403
emus attacking cyclists.
it doesn't matter because our eagles have the taste of freedom, which makes them limit break vs all outsiders
>North Korea
>mythical
Wut
>>55657578
That's not our national bird, our national bird is the Loon.
An animal as delicious as it is fucking annoying
>>55657590
literally called Balaeniceps rex
>>55655693
>hanging out on the internet having fun with your australian friends
>they jump kick you out of nowhere
>their claws disembowel you
>they screech and run off, leaving you to die
cassowary should have been the aussie national bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-xvBsaZex4
>>55657035
>be satoko
>nii-nii
>get stabbed
>>55657665
>>55656957
>Sharks in the sea
>Massive snakes and spiders on land
>Eagles that attack you in the sky
>Shitposters on the internet
Man why do so many people want to go to this country
>>55656793
You know what they say
Love is blind
>>55657482
The ultimate bird for falconry.
>>55657684
they have a phoenix for their national bird IIRC
>>55657482
I havent heard of these, what did they get extincted by the Maoris?
>>55657803
>dropbears in the forest and 80% of them have STDs
>abos in the roads
>magpies
>>55656566
many parrots will eat an insect that has the misfortune of crossing their path. Sheep are not native and the clever kea figured out they are bags of meat
>>55657967
introduction of mammals and other things that eat eggs.
>>55657256
>not picking the frog
>>55655693
American eagle looks kuked.
Aus eagle looks like a troll.
>>55657879
don't underestimate the dropbears
birb
>>55657590
>>55657744
Shameful post. This is a sad day in Russian history.
>>55657972
>being scared of abos and magpies
Dropbears on the other hand...
>>55655777
Should've been the Rattlesnake. "Don't tread on me" was great. Plus, we could have been hipsters and been one of the few countries with a reptile animal representing us.
cool an American animal thread.
>>55657879
>comparing a bear to a marsupial.
>>55657879
Drop bears, the only thing that keep out hoop snakes under control.
>>55658089
>http://web.archive.org/web/20130511181210/http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drop-bears-prefer-travellers-says-study.htm
ayyyy
>>55657590
>>55657879
>>55658030
Rats and things?
What a pity, looks awsome.
>>55657928
It's not a phoenix, it's a goddamn pegasus. How the fuck is a winged horse a bird?
This should have been our burb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEISiCmjwH8
>>55656363
Topkek
>>55657535
As someone who hunts turkeys I have a lot of respect for them
They are very smart and quite wonderful to just watch the toms strut about
I would prefer them to be our national bird desu senpai
at least we can all agree that speed > strength
Come and play with me kids, look at my pretty colours..
http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm
Species:
There are two species of blue-ringed octopus:
1. Hapalochlaena lunulata, which is the larger and grows up to 20cm (8 in) across its stretched tentacles.
2. Hapalochlaena maculosa, is small and more common, weighing a mere 28 grams (1 oz). They are found in the shallow coral and rock pools of Australia.
While resting, the Blue Ring Octopus is a pale brown to yellow colour. The blue rings on its body only "light up" as a warning when the animal feels threatened.
Don't pick one up - by the time you see the electric-blue rings, it's too late!
Description:
It starts life the size of a pea and is fully grown at about the size of a golf ball.
They have a life span of approx. 2 years.
Carry enough poison to kill 26 adults within minutes.
>>55658173
vultures a cool
>>55658140
Even Oishi is better than Satoko
And he is an old fat faggot
>not having this bird as your national bird
>>55655693
I thought the Emu was your national bird???
Can we all reflect on how awful of a continent Australia is? Like, holy shit.
>>55658490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM
>>55658588
You probably like Takikeno, or maybe even that slut Shion, don't you?
>>55655939
now that is a real threat. no a poofta bird
>>55657241
>tfw watching magpies and plovers send exchange students of all nationalities screaming and running across campus.
>>55658574
Even better, it lets you be conscious while you die horribly..
General Information:
With a beak that can penetrate a wet-suit, they are one little cute creature to definitely look at BUT Don't touch.
>The bite might be painless, but this octopus injects a neuromuscular paralysing venom. The venom contains some maculotoxin, a poison more violent than any found on land animals. The nerve conduction is blocked and neuromuscular paralysis is followed by death. The victim might be saved if artificial respiration starts before marked cyanosis and hypotension develops. The blue-ringed octopus is the size of a golf ball but its poison is powerful enough to kill an adult human in minutes. There's no known antidote. The only treatment is hours of heart massage and artificial respiration until the poison has worked its way out of your system.
The venom contains tetrodotoxin, which blocks sodium channels and causes motor paralysis and occasionally respiratory failure. Though with fixed dilated pupils, the senses of the patients are often intact. The victims are aware but unable to respond.
Although the painless bite can kill an adult, injuries have only occurred when an octopus has been picked out of its pool and provoked or stepped on.
>>55658571
I have those things in the my backyard. Keeps the squirrel population down.
>>55655993
Didn't NZ also have a war against Emus and the Emus won? I thought I saw that somewhere on /pol/. Yeah fuck those birds.
>>55656555
>TRIPS
But yeah don't forgot about Tasmania, where the fucking creatures are called "devils".
>>55657634
senpai no!
>>55658571
STR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DEX
Kill yourself for thinking otherwise.
I'm all for patriotism but how does having wildlife that wants to and is more capable of killing us than anyone else's something to brag about?
>>55658660
>can we all reflect on how awful Australia is
That's all 4chan does these days.
>>55658695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY436JiiCjg
>>55655693
dance, ausie, dance!
you exist, here on /pol/, to entertain everyone with your obvious shitposts.
brazil national animal...
nuff said
The kingfisher family were my favorite birds as a kid. I desperately wanted to see one in action making divebombs into the water.
I thought I did once, but I wasn't sure.
I still want to see it someday.
>belted kingfisher
Leave it up to Australia to shit post about who has the best eagle.
What a pretty shell daddy, Ill put it in my pocket and take it home...
>Seeping along the bottom of the ocean is the venomous, predatory snail, colloquially known as the cone snail. This unique snail hunts fish by extending its proboscis, shaped like a harpoon when viewed under a microscope, to temp its prey. When the fish come close enough, the snail strikes them with venom 1000 times stronger than morphine, causing paralyses. It then extends its mouth and consumes its prey.
>Cone snail venom is now used in a drug called Ziconotide to relieve chronic pain. In a single sting from one of these molluscs there is enough venom to kill 15 healthy adults.
>>55655693
>>55655779
Your birds are jokes, just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55VjkSWcMQ
>>55658804
mmk fatty
>>55658710
I liked Keiichi in Kira
No homo
>>55658660
It's awful we all know but it's so inhospitable you amerikeks wouldn't last 10 minutes here without dying to the elements or some fucking backpacker murderer so clearly we're the superior people
>>55658804
actually a high speed can also produce lots of strenght
It hurts more having a marble rock being thrown at at you with a slingshot than with someones hand. Since the slingshot will always have more speed and therefore the response to the crash will be harder
Only an Australian would be proud of their dangerous wildlife.
>>55657684
NZ A FUCKING FRUIT!
>>55658571
Peregrine falcon the best nigga out
should be the worlds bird
>>55659082
Niggers know how to survive in Detroit and Africa. Doesn't make them superior, m8.
Jus' sayin'. A cassowary would fuck us both up either way.
new american animal is humpback whale
deal with it
>>55659082
Whatever. Just remember the moment we meet intelligent extraterrestrial life we will try to pawn your shitty continent away before they realize how shit Australia is.
>>55659038
Forgot pic..
Bloke i used to shear with had a pet wegetail, it had a buggered wing and he had raised it from a chick.
The bastards always look at you like you are their next meal, and they have explosive and high velocity stinky shits...
>>55658939
this is very accurate.
>>55656768
>Part of the Great Depression
Every time.
>>55657103
>He's right about them being robbers
>Implying its not your patriotic duty to give food stamps to bald eagles
The Red Tailed Hawks are a better bird.
https://youtu.be/uiN_-AEhTpk?t=3m23s
>>55659263
>whatever
i forgot for a second 4chan was made up of 13 year olds
>>55659209
This i can agree on though
Large birds fuck everything and anything up
spawns of satan
>>55656606
fuck me I can't stop chuckling
>nobody posting this beaut.
>>55659258
No thats just a picture of the average american female at the beach.
>Arrr but the hour be late, and her blowhole be wet..
>>55659095
Australians take great pride in perpetuating any stereotype about ourselves, negative or positive.
Moot fucked up when he named us the worst shitpost offenders, now we see it as an civic duty to uphold that reputution.
>>55656768
>Decisive Emu Victory
Sides evaporated.
>>55659388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPCfW76uQfE
>>55659070
Kira has Rika in the Angel Mort outfit, as a magical girl, and as a younger loli, and you pick Keiichi as the best? Quite homo, I'd say.
>>55655693
But can it beat up a grizzly bear?
>>55659538
D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS
>>55657967
Indirect. The Maori hunted Moa to extinction, and Moa were the primary food source of Haast eagles.
guys
guys
what if
guys
what if we made
guys
what if we made the nigger
our national animal?
>>55659538
I was on a farm once gocarting and a fucking emu hopped out of the bush and i had to fucking take a swing at the cunt before it gored me
turns out the farm was known for being an emu nest area and it was mating season
that fuckers eyes though, i could see the hatred
the only thing i can compare it with is like Xenomorphs, emus are born with an innate hatred of anything not avian i wager
>>55656363
REAPER 1-1 COMING IN HOT
ADJUST SWEEP ANGLE
SWITCHING TO 105 MM HELLBANTZ
AUSSIES HAVE BEEN MARKED WITH IR STROBES
YOU ARE CLEARED TO ENGAGE DESIGNATED TARGETS
>>55656813
Thjat looks like a lgbt mascot, it`ll fit america perfectly.
>>55657535
criminals and leftover species made from spare parts. no one cares, bruce
>>55657143
New zealand
>>55659951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHNAeyw_av0
pretty based bird here
>>55656813
Bearded vulture is indeed my favorite bird, but I don't like that one as much.
This has been my favorite I've seen so far, but I mainly love the bird for their crazy eyes.
best bird coming through
>shits everywhere
>annoying caw
>literally does nothing
who is in charge of Canadian animals wow
>>55656768
>Casualties
>20,000 rounds of ammo
>12 birds
>Dignity
My sides just bumped into your DirecTV satellite
>>55659935
looks much more elegant than the amerifat one
>>55657535
>Everyone knows the true American National Bird is the Turkey
No it isn't. Stop cultural appropriation plz
>>55659645
I was really fucking tired with magical lolis since F/SN novel and all this Ilya shit they have in it
If being serious i'll take Mion over other girls in Higurashi because she isn't either annoying or moe
It's a shame they have almost zero interesting adult characters,
>>55659729
Listen to this shit, this is the noise they make when they are trying to rape you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlRZYNBnG14
Yeah well i know whats worse, one sneaking up on you with the look of lust in its eyes
>Be 17
>Be on emu farm
>checking mating pairs, this involves kneeling down and rolling the sitting emu (female while they are laying) over a bit and counting the eggs.
>Ignore male emu, hes doing neck "drumming" around the female.
Be counting eggs, male emu has dropped down behind me and shuffed up to my back..
>EMU HEAD OVER MY SHOULDER>>>EMU BODY PRESSED AGAINST MY BACK>>>EMU TRYING TO HUMP ME...
the horror, the horror.
>>55660182
pretty tasty though
>>55660125
Did your national bird just fail to kill an animal whose natural defense mechanism is to play dead?
ffs nz just nuke yourselves
Australia put so much effort on their shitposting none of them say are world about their coolest bird.
>>55655777
Based Bibi
>tfw no country has a shark as their national animal
>Antigua and Barbuda
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnificent_frigatebird
>>55660295
try shooting one in the face with a crossbow and have it still fucking chase you with the fletching buried in its nostril
most terrified ive ever been in my life
American wildlife are ugly just like the people
>>55660125
The possum even looks ashamed at getting a flogging from the kiwi.
>>55656813
Popular with the furries.
>>55660336
>Did your national bird just fail to kill an animal whose natural defense mechanism is to play dead?
You're thinking of opossums.
The possum is a completely unrelated species that was named after the nickname for opossums because creativity is for shitcunts.
>>55660461
I pulled another emus shiny long dead skull out of a living emus throat doing "vet" work on the emu farm once.
They are brainless fucktards.
>>55660589
I can see why. It's pretty dreamy.
>mfw seeing this thread
>>55660636
fuck emus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsZr8Y5y6ug
>>55659039
>eagle of death metal.jpg
>>55658984
c-c-check out my channel friend
Kingfisher fishing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2NRQO3dkmc
ITT: Traumatized Emu War veterans.
>Literally living on a prison island
>>55660176
Its feathers look so perfectly designed. His beak look like varnished wood. 10/10
Is Steven Irwin and the uranium worth the shitposting, /pol/?
>>55660769
Losing a war to giant lunatic birds is probably less embarrassing than losing to gook farmers tbqhwyf
>>55660294
And now you hate on Illya. How can one man be so bitter? (Just kidding, Prisma Illya is dumb shit.)
Also, Mion is just tomboy-moe. If you want interesting adult characters, Umineko is a better story than Higurashi for that.
Don't make me hurt you....
You talk shit about your eagles but when a couple rabbits get dropped in your could try your ecosystem gets fucked up
>Wales has a dragon as their national animal
>Scotland has a unicorn
I know the dragon is on the flag, but it's still hilarious. Most of the other countries have actual, real animals, and then you have these two chucklefucks with a dragon and a unicorn.
>>55656422
No it doesn't. Harpy Eagle is native to Central & South America.
>>55660880
at least emus can fight back effectively
>>55660715
Nice, anon. They really are amazing at what they do.
Is he trying to knock it unconscious/kill it before swallowing it? I'm so used to seeing birds swallow them right away that it seems strange to me. It really is quite huge in relation to his own size, though, so I guess it could be harmful if it struggled inside.
>>55660182
His wings looks really glorious though.
>>55660832
And then the color scheme of its eyes even has the same color as its feathers. It's like the master race of birds.
>>55660294
>>55660884
>all this shit taste
Gotta fuck off back, this shit is making me want to vomit.
Cool birds tho.
>>55660454
This shit looks so fragile, how can they even exist in nature?
There little fuckers are cool.
Fly without a single sound.
Camo so good unless one opens its eyes you wont see it in a tree.
And as a bonus, never tries to kill you.
>>55660840
Enjoying WiFi?
>>55659729
This is the second most Australian post ive ever read.
Hey throwing this out there, is there somewhere i can watch a shirtless Australian fighting an emu in a boxing ring?
Ive seen a guy fight a kangaroo, but i feel an emu would be more entertaining.
Like a grudge match.
>>55661054
dont you just wanna pop it? I assume it heals
>>55655693
>white
>shitskin
ayyyy
keep your shitty eagle australia
>>55661094
Nah because emus can actually kill you
i mean kanga's can too but like if you piss off an emu theyll slice your belly open
just imagine the opening scene to jurrasic park its pretty much the exact same principle
>>55661094
I'd be surprised if such a video didn't exist.
>>55660977
Yeah it has to be completely dead before they can swallow it. Sculpin are covered in spines. I've seen a seagull with spines sticking out of its neck before.
>>55660949
Brazil national animal perfectly fits our flag colors.
>>55655777
thank goodness nobody listened to this fat autist
>>55661220
Surely some brave inebriated australian scientist could put gloves on their feet.
>>55655693
heh heh
sea eagles are mad too... but not the ones from manly! fuckin grubs
>>55657535
Wild turkeys are like little raptors man. They'll hide out of sight, crossing between tree tops keeping eye on hunters. They're also known to charge at you.
Domesticated Turkeys are dumb because they were bred to be dumb.
>>55655993
>The kea parrot has been filmed using its sharp beak to rip through the wool and skin of sheep to eat the fat off their back
Ahahahahah you can't make this stuff up
>>55661106
>dont you just wanna pop it
So hard.
>I assume it heals
Their male fights must take less than a minute. Thats for sure.
>>55661260
Colorblind nigger
>>55661046
Well Illya isn't bad, but her anime is awful. I'd go into why, but the videos freeze my computer so I've never watched anything except this webm where the niggerloli kiss-rapes someone.
>>55660715
I wish /an/ was as good as this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuxVmZ79EdY
>>55659935
No, the American Turkey is a magnificent looking, tasty bird. The bush turkey is a disgusting pest. I'd like to kill one and eat one, but its illegalz
So I just run them over
HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE
RENA BEST GIRL
NO OTHER OPINIONS WILL BE TOLERATED
RENA RYUUGU CONFIRMED FOR NATIONAL GIRL
>>55655693
>the australian eagle has lips
>>55656621
poo in the loo...
>>55658939
this is the funniest thing ive seen all day hahahahahahaha
>>55661322
The best we manage is lying down and letting them have their way with us
the fuckers are vicious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOe2ODjLeU4
>>55655777
>tips fedora
>>55658160
This desu. Those early US flags were awesome.
fuck birds
>>55660884
Didn't watch anything except for Zero, and in novel all this magical loli with giant ass Berserker started to be not interesting, to say the least, somewhere in the middle of first route
>Mion is just tomboy-moe
That's why i like her i guess, it's a simple character with nothing on Nostradamus shit Rika have