How are Americans treated in Australia for vacation?
Aussies love americans, way back when during WWII millions of Aussies gals accepted American Marine Corps cock into their pussehs. They still do today.
i think i'd get along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVdDh6YIGl4
No problem unless you're a shit cunt, but that applies to any tourist. There seems to be a stereotype that Americans are loud and obnoxious tourists, but I've drank with Americans before and they're sick cunts.
Just dont come to my town
>>55657072
HELLO MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN PLEASE COME TO OUR COUNTRY :)
They're actually really friendly. My people infest that country, yet I've been there 3 times and not 1 aussie has ever been hostile to me in any way. Even when we're all shitfaced.
>>55657678
This t b h my Big Strong American friend
We don't care what you do as long as you aren't an insufferable touristy cunt.
>>55657072
Stay away from Melbourne and you'll be fine
Also, seppo is a term of endearment
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORTS WHILE YOU ARE HERE AND TAKE THE KNOWLEDGE BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY
Just say "G'day, ya fuckin' cunts" everywhere you go. You'll fit right in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9NA9JmQqk4
Vid semi related.
>>55657883
>this map just makes the British Empire look even more almighty
>>55657678
ill come there and fuck your shit up Austrian shit poster
I would imagine they are really friendly because without the companionship of other humans all they have is mineral wealth and a hellscape.
YOu guys are just are the only ones who drink and well as us and love a bit of banter. Married one of your ginger cunts for this sole reason
Spend your stay in Queensland.
We actually really don't mind Americans. Better than all the rude as fuck Chinese.
>>55658147
fat cheeky cunt
>out on a saturday night
>bunch of americans ask me where is darling harbour
>point them down towards broadway
I hope they not mad at me 2bh
They're great ;) always here
They're just cunts in Europe.
American accents are nice when they're talking to you, but horrible when you hear them shouting at some stupid shit.
Also, do you have any drinking games other than fucking beerpong?
We don't fucking care.
You won't be robbed or beaten but prepare for banter
>>55658371
When I hear american accents in public, it sounds so surreal to me.
It's like I just stepped into a movie or a tv show or something
>>55658271
when i get over there, i am going to shit in your mouth, you will pay for all the shit posting of all Austrians
Learn their lingo before you go. It will save you a lot of hassle.
>>55658092
lmao
>>55657678
If I said I was from Alaska would they know I was from the USA?
>>55659001
what would be the best city for an American to go to? (the safest, where I am likely to get less shit at a bar. not trying to get arrested in australia)
>>55657072
>Be from Texas
>Go to Australia
>"Howdy partna"
>"Good day mate"
>Mutual cock sucking session ensues
>>55657072
Fine. Bogans might ask you if you've heard of dropbears but that's about it.
>>55658107
How did you just get a "europe" flag?
I recommend you watch this doco before you come
>>55658107
that was racist, Muhammad
Now will your big strong Aussie women protect me from the giant Emus and bloodthirsty spiders right?
A lot of Aussies have a sort of deranged hatred of Americans even though we basically ape your entire culture
>>55659144
>where I am likely to get less shit at a bar. not trying to get arrested in australia
honestly you will probably get some cheeky banter wherever you go
no actual aggression though
>>55659496
unless its the cross
>>55659404
Spiders wont bite unless you man-handle them.
Emus will fuck you up just because they can though.
A lot of American's I've met have been sort of loudmouth big shots. Its not that bad, but the way they speak is like they are the foremost authority on everything and we should be grateful for their wise commentary on every subject.
So Australians tend to take the piss out of them a bit. Most Americans fall into the category of "bit of a wanker but tolerable".
>>55659711
I would be more worried about a wild Steve Irwin attack.
>>55659767
How do we not become "wankers".
>>55657072
Two incidents stick out in my mind whenever I've encountered Americans in the wild:
>at Sydney Central train station waiting for train
>Aboriginal guy is going around begging for a dollardoo for "the bus"
>he goes up to an American couple obviously on first holiday
>American couple get excited by the guy, with the wife saying directly to the guy "Oh my god, I didn't know Australia had African-Americans as well!"
>begger goes off at them in some kind of unintelligible slurring fit and stumbles away
>neighbour has a couple Americans staying at their place in Sydney
>come out early in the morning for the newspaper to find the couple packing a picnic in their car
>ask where they're going
>"we're going for a day trip to the Great Barrier Reef for a picnic! Tell your neighbour we'll be back tonight."
>can't reply, just go "oh, okay", and walk back inside to laugh my ass off
>>55657072
Don't be fucking soft or show that you're offended by anything, unless you're in Melbourne.
Never refuse an offered drink.
Explore the versatility of the word cunt and reflect on what it means to you, personally.
>>55659404
Nope, you're gonna have to fend for yourselves so have a handy chart.
>>55658371
yeah. We got some card games. Up the River Down the River, Kings, Fuck the Dealer.
>>55660123
i dont g4et it
whats so funny about going to a reef?
is it gone or something
Aussie banter in person is not the same thing as online
If some Aussie comes up to you and calls you a cunt, you need to quickly assess how he looks. If he looks like a bogan, he's not just having fun with you
I have good friends in Melbourne and Brisbane. Melbourne is overrun by hipsters and feminists. Brisbane has shit all to do, one tiny little strip downtown a few gay ass clubs and pubs.
>>55660859
Hulk Bogan?
>>55660748
>Sydney
>driving to the Great Barrier Reef
>day trip
C'mon, Yankee Doodle. I know you guys are bad at geography, but seriously?
>>55660408
seems fairdinkum
>>55660748
its all underwater you stupid asshole
>>55660378
This. Basically don't be a soft cunt and get sensitive about banter, no matter how racist or sexist or whatever-ist and you'll do fine.
And don't start up with the patriotism shit, you're not in Kansas.
>>55661027
your country is irrelevant
i actually have a degree in geography kek
>>55661478
You're a liar on both of those things.
>>55661578
whatever you say, kaffir
>>55660408
We really need to import some scary animals like bears, lions, elephants and shit. Though they'd all probably get fucked up by poison, but I still want some cuddly large animals, we severely lack them.
>>55661270
When the UFC went to your country you guys lost every single fight, even that Samoan dude. It's not like if we give you any shit you could do anything about it.
>>55659127
Yeah probably. You might get some dumb cunt that thinks you're Canadian.
>>55661730
you guys should build the worlds largest zoo in the middle of Australia. Create massive lakes and pipes for water for the town and tourist airport needed to support the zoo. Would be neat.
>>55657072
You're welcome mate. We love our tourists. Only a nation of idiots would be against tourism.
BIG
STRONG
>>55657072
>be me
>decide to study abroad for a semester
>become a engineering student at South Queensland Uni in Tawoomba
>every student wanted to hang out with me
>most students and citizens were very polite
>qt aussie girls say they like my accent
>travel between the Sunshine Coast and Sydney
>don't have to fucking tip
>food is great except for vegimite
>fuckvegimite.jpeg
fucking beautiful country. It's definitely my first choice of places to live if US becomes shit. The only thing I disliked was dealing with abbo dindus. Holy shit if you think americans have a problem with nigs you should look at fucking abbos.
AMERICANS
>>55661478
And yet you couldn't work out that people can't drive underwater.
>>55661730
We got those phantom cats already. Wish we still had the mega fauna though.
>>55658107
1:49 was exactly my experience in cairns.
>>55662038
>US goes to shit
>Moving to nanny state central
On that note, how's Abbot doing?
>>55662085
>not having one of these
>>55662038
vegemite is great, fuck you
>>55659127
probably. We know Alaska and Hawaii are USA.
>>55657678
>Tfw no aussiebro to call you a sick cunt and do burnouts in the parking lot in his Holden
Why live?
>>55662152
>he hasn't heard
>>55657072
Expect a little banter, but nothing worse.
>>55659351
I hear people say this movie makes them feel uneasy. I would fucking love a session at the Yabba.
>be a pommy cunt with no money
>every bloke constantly buys you beers
Sounds deece
>>55662262
One of those crashed a few weeks ago in seattle, a shitload of people died.
Stupid fucking things.
>>55660869
And I want it to stay that way. 2.5mil people is already too many. I've seen the suburbs nearby go from nice bush to shitty cramped town houses. Quit importing the immigrants ye fucks, I liked it the way it was.
Don't get me started on the shit about lowering the area size for subdivision, increased structure height or the desire to start throwing up more high rises outside of the CBD.
>>55662558
good
>>55662152
He got kicked out. Now Turnbull is PM.
>>55662038
Rate smell and behavior of Abbo's and Niggers on a scale of one to ten for research purposes please my big strong friend
>>55662444
>Anthony John "Tony" Abbott (born 4 November 1957) is an Australian politician who was the 28th Prime Minister of Australia from 18 September 2013 to 15 September 2015
>was
Medium kek, it seemed like yesterday my friend that was a Indonesian exchange student was complaining about him.
>>55662038
Let me guess, you spread Vegemite on your bread/toast like it was jam or butter?
Rookie mistake.
>>55662038
>Mfw a big strong American mentions my town (Sunshine Coast)
>>55659351
Personally, I prefer Razorback.
Or The Cars that Ate Paris, but you can only really enjoy that if you see it as a proto-Truman Show movie by the same director.
I go out of my way to give Americans bad service.
Fuck off seppo cunts.
Never had a bad experiences hanging out with Aussies abroad
Probably my favorite nationality along with Poles and Brits to get blasted drunk with and goof off with
Last time I got drunk at an Irish pub in Germany, I ended up at an Australian guy's apartment wearing one of those Aussie hats with corks hanging on strings and chasing everyone around with steak knives screaming "now thats a fokkin knoife m8" and smoking weed
great times. they also never let up on the fat american and gunz jokes but i thoroughly enjoyed the banter, especially messing with native Germans
A marine here in Darwin ended up in a maxi taxi with me after a big night. He had an Aussie chick with him. He got all butt flustered because I was calling him a yank because he was apparently from the south. The chick got out of the taxi alone at her place. I had a good chuckle.
>>55662934
You couldn't give good service if your life depended on it, you're deluded if you think any of your clients are fooled into thinking you're a real poof
>>55659001
i live in the deep south at an SEC school college and see a surprisingly large amount of native aussies who come stay with a friend for the weekend and party with us. i think we have really similar drinking culture down here with you guys. plus we still really hate minorities here so that helps.
>>55663258
I don't know if I give good service or not, but people ask for me by name to serve them when they come in so I take that as a good sign.
Fuck yankee pig dogs.
>>55660161
I think it is fun to be an American stereotype abroad. When I was in Spain for a summer, I got so sick of all the locals being enormous assholes to me ALL THE TIME immediately upon seeing me even though I speak Spanish well that I just resigned myself to the loud drunk American stereotype and starting enjoying myself at their expense and calling them pobrecitos. It was 10x more enjoyable than trying to be a respectful visitor because fuck the Spanish.
>>55661730
Here's a fun thought;
Saber tooth tigers went extinct because they were too efficient a predator. The apex predator to rule them all.
They literally hunted all their food sources to such scarce numbers that they didn't have enough left to survive.
Imagine if we brought them back to life and released them in the middle of Australia.
95% of Australians live near the coast, so build a massive wall along the nice coastal parts and turn the middle of Australia into a massive SaberTooth Tiger reserve.
If you pair them with Komodo fucking Dragons then you're not gonna see any other venomous wildlife or other annoying animals after a couple of years.
>>55662709
I didn't have it as bad with niggers in the US as I did with Abbos in Aussie. If 10 is the worst I'd give 7/10 for nig nogs and 8/10 for abbos
>>55662724
kek I was actually tricked into eating it by my host family. they know tourists mostly hat the stuff. They had a good sense of humor.
>>55662846
probably the most scenic place I visited while there
>>55657072
American tourists are so fucking loud, what's the deal with that?
>>55663714
We have to shout to be heard over the school next door.
>>55663508
To expand on that
"Many of the saber-toothed cats' food sources were large mammals such as elephants, rhinos, and other colossal herbivores of the era"
Fucking elephants and rhino's lads.
I don't think Crocodiles, Dingo's and Kangaroos will pose any sort of problem to Diego.
>>55663714
we are constantly in competition to prove who is louder here, whether its school spirit, patriotism, or sports.
>>55660052
Hahaha, good one mate.
>>55661478
not from a good university in that case
I had no problems at all when I went to Australia.
It's weird, there are so many Ausfags in my town (in the US!) that my wife and I always joke that there must be a "Little Sydney" tucked away somewhere.
They're pretty great. Like British Texans or something.
>>55657866
Tell me your town so I can come to it and wave my American flag.
>>55664925
Where do you live
If there's a lot of Australians there might be an Australian bar or something, there are lot of Australian bars in London
>>55661270
About cunt - do you guys use cunt to refer to actual female genitalia - like would it come up during sex? Or is it just "you're a bit of a cunt"
>>55665445
The latter.
>>55657072
watch out m9, i went there and was subjected to days of bantz. you'd best be good at shitposting irl and have that game face on.
>>55665445
It's used the same way you might say "man" "guy" or "dude or the way a pom might use "fella" or "lad" my big strong friend
>>55658107
>meat pies, kangaroos and holocaust
fuckin lol
>>55665305
It's Annapolis, Maryland. Not even a big town but I wouldn't be shocked if there was an Australian bar. There is an Australian coffee shop.
>>55659351
Fantastic aussie film.
>>55660748
I'll explain it for you since others thought banter would be more hilarious than a legit answer.
Its 3hrs away by plane.
>>55657072
like cunts, hopefully
>>55665490
>>55665681
No I get that, but what word(s) do you use to refer to actual female naughty bits then?
>>55657072
americans and aussies get on fine
we love yas mate
just get ready for de banter :D:DD
>>55662846
Fuck off you cunt the Sunny Coast isn't a town. You probably live in Nambour or some shit.
>>55666126
The same ones everyone else does. Unless I'm blanking I can't think of any aussie slang off the top of my head for them.
Don't act like a fuck wit and you'll be fine, otherwise you'll be cut down jus as quick as every other dickhead
prepare for the bant
you'll be called more names then you know the meaning of
but that just means we like you
>>55657072
I've traveled a lot. There's nowhere in the world where people will care if you're American (excepting a few obvious places like Raqqa and so forth) unless you're an obnoxious cunt and play straight into their expectations of "the typical fat hamburger-muncher."
>>55661114
>europe
>a country
has this site finally reached american education?
If you're in a club and approach an Australian girl with something to the effect of "Hi, I'm American." she will probably have sex with you.
>>55666344
It's hardly a city either, It's a region where numerous towns have formed together in a blob of suburbs with no central business district, just numerous small business hubs where the separate towns used to exist
I live in Brightwater
avoid kings cross, for that matter avoid sydney and melbourne. they're basically just lebo gangs vs indian gangs and the crime rate is sudan high
Depend on you are while American or African American
>>55666863
>live in Melbourne for six years
>walk around Swanston/King/Flinders/Brunswick at 3am on Saturdays
>ohlookitsfuckingnothing.jpg
Although to be fair my qt Singaporean friend got her tits slapped by a couple of nogs when she was walking home once.
