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I love Messi. But his attitude is shite. A sore fucking lower. I'm not a fan girl of either, but the double standards is retarded.
What's the point of having amazing skill but a shitty attitude? Can't wait for him to leave Barcelona as they go a season trophyless
Both squads are about equally terrible, mang.
>>69037420
>equally terrible
>equally
Sure thing Hans
He hasn't carried shit
His best game for Portugal included a better game from Moutinho
Press F to pay respects
I loved her on Around the Horn
>>69034185
Made me laugh out loud
Good night sweet princess
>they're literally fueled by their nation's meme power as shown in this satanic ritual
>99% of rich and famous footballers would never care to celebrate with their fans like this
Is the love of money truly the root of all evil?
weren't they shouting tsuuuuuuuuu
absolutely pagan
H-Help pls
doesn't seem like you'll need it
>>69029808
It's like 2012 all over again.
>Germany were heavy favourites to win against Italy
>don't
It's telling that Italy's competitive wins over Germany have all been Italy scoring first. Germany will want to avoid that, but can they?
With that said, this is their first ever quarter-final clash, so things MIGHT turn out a bit differently this time.
>>69029607
Since Bud Spencer and Terence Hill were so popular in both Italy and Germany, I want a minute of silence before the match to honor his memory ;_;
The best modern football player is still Zidane. We had the confirmation.
Video to remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7mXGMcpA0g
Best playmaker ever
>>69025978
That's not Thiago Motta
> le do a couple of nice flicks at key moments of the game to fool the casuals and commentators bad temper arab lad
Yeah, a maestro.
>>69026066
Underage spotted.
the fans begging Messi to stay
>tfw looking at the news site every 20 minutes to see if he says something about it
I don't want this feel
messi please ;_;
We don't deserve Messi. Argentinian fans are so win-dependent
Memes aside why England team is so shit? They have everything to be good: rich, big population, sport number one, high % of population is playing football for fun etc. Even we have more medals than them. How the fuck is it possible? Its hard to imagine for example Italians not winning anything for 50 years. This cant be just bad luck.
>invent sport
>suck at it
>>69023608
playing rooney in the midfield was a mistake
Hart and kane underperformed
Shit managers. Too many foreigners in the domestic league.
>July 1st
Free Agency
>July 2nd
Summer League
1st for Knicks winning the ECF
>No Curry
parker/murray/mills
leonard/ginobili/simmons
durant/anderson
aldridge/horford/p gasol/bertans
whiteside/m gasol/duncan/marjanovic
Get in here
Dubs and we get no hit by this literally who Chi Chi Gonzales
What happened to the Yankees?
>>69022566
Good question
How you holding out lads?
Shocking that Memeford played better in those 5 minutes than the rest of the squad
************ENGLAND POSTERS ONLY.************
please respond
Why did Sterling start?
What happened to Lallana who had played well so far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
Thread's theme
"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
>>69020587
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
kek
top kek
>part-time volcanoes
>>69016803
England also has more volcanoes than good players.
Fuck soccer edition
http://mlb.mlb.com/home
http://www.baseball-reference.com/
http://www.fangraphs.com/
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
orioles tbqh
>>69013426
>just about to make a FUCK DIVEGRASS edition
Well done lad
Indians tbf
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BREXIT WAS A MISTAKE
GET FUCKED ENGLEL
>Based Iceland stumping a tiny island nation
>woy
>Sterlel starting again
Literally can't remember the last time we won a knock out round lads
>>68997998
>Shrek
If sterling scores does the value of the pound go up?
