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How you holding out lads?
Shocking that Memeford played better in those 5 minutes than the rest of the squad
************ENGLAND POSTERS ONLY.************
please respond
Why did Sterling start?
What happened to Lallana who had played well so far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
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>>69021695
>>69021755
>>69021812
Please leave this thread.
You are not English
Much enjoyed Ian Wright trash them after kek
can i be honorary english for tonight? we lost just as bad
>>69021605
I just wanted to come here to shitpost a reminder that Hitler killed himself in his bunker :^)
hire ranieri
>>69021846
Completely deserve it. Did they say anything about Rashfords performance?
Welsh National Team's reaction:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHLJuO6BTth/?taken-by=todos0brefutbol
>>69021605
Wales got further than you.
You thought after beating us, you were going to win the damn thing. the arrogance you have is surreal.
Go fuck yourselves. Have a nice day.
Feels nice in here lad. feel safe.
Who else has given up on England?
Thats me done I think . Can't ever recover from this tbqh
/sp/ built us up as favourites for the match, just so they could shitpost harder against us, feels bad
>>69021721
>Why did Sterling start?
No idea, he's been a bit down lately...
:^)
>>69021943
>england is one person with one opinion
ok buddy
>>69021981
It's always the same.
Are England dare I say it, a truly second tier national side?
>>69021943
>you were going to win the damn thing
>he fell for the it's coming home meme
Wew lad, sure we thought we could beat Iceland, but let's face it we would probably always have gotten dicked by France or italy/Germany
>>69021928
They said he was the only player that was positive, but why they brought him on so late was baffling.
>>69021943
fuck off, you cunts were saying how you were going to smash up before our match, got beaten and english fans hardly cared and moved on, you are unbelievably obsessed
>>69021943
Forgot your proxy m8. 'Spoons wifi blocked hide my ass?
>>69022010
no better than the USA in terms of national soccer prestige
>not only does the rest of the world obsess over sports your country invented, they also obsess over your country's performance in them.
feels pretty good tbqh famalama
>>69022010
We have been since 2004
England have won ONLY 6 GAMES in the knockout stages since 1966
>>69021836
Neither are you, Ahmed
I don't care anymore, I've seen too much.
>>69022010
We are till proven otherwise I'd say
Just not enough good English players, and irrespective of that there's a national choking gene that emerges every tournament
Too much national identity in it I guess to just play compact like the icelands etc. Though I'd far rather play boring 4-4-2 and not get beat for a change
>>69021981
>England
>A nation of around 55 million with great football clubs and a lot of great players
>Against Iceland
>A nation of 300k with 80 professional players
Yeah, it's hard to see why people would think England has this one in the bag.
>>69021964
>tfw England got as far as both Ireland's
We (NI and ROI) should've gotten further desu
>ENGLEL
Just had some Ben & Jerry's so feeling better.
>>69021981
Engel were 1/2 favs
>>69022057
England have a world cup. England are also consistently ranked higher than the USA, and have more relevant individuals on the roster. More relevant, lad.
>>69022131
well i mean if you had ever watched football before you'd know we are utter shit in tournaments and hardly ever play well as a team
Why was Kane so bad?
I'm done lads. I think future tournaments I'm just going to enjoy rather than shit myself watching england and have them shit all over me.
Shit all over my face and eye balls.
Stab me right in the heart.
We're doing alright in the rugby lads lol ausfailia
>>69021877
as long as you swear allegiance to the crown
Iceland get
>>69022171
Iceland has never been in any big tournaments in the first place. If there was ever a team England could beat, it should have been them.
Not a football fan and laughing all the way.
>>69022212
>We're doing alright in the rugby lads lol ausfailia
Is why.
Haha at least we have a strong stable economy right guise?
>>69022131
i think the mood here wasn't what you might think especially after the slovakia performance, a lot of people were worried about this because of iceland's ridiculously efficient shot conversion but the consensus is that we should win purely because we are england against iceland. in a happy i'm happy to see that be proved wrong so i can hope and hope that something might be changed in the setup
Why do any of us even support England?
G-get t-the brews in haha
>>69022253
It's literally fine, fuck off Scotland.
>>69022237
what does it matter if they haven't been in tournaments before? it doesn't matter a damn bit, they were performing much, much better all tournament and it was obvious to see who would have the edge, england are constantly overrated by people from outside england, its fucking unreal
>IN A THREAD i DON'T BELONG
\absolute mad man
>>69022253
Why do johnnys use Brexit as an insult? Don't they realise the majority of people voted for it? I'm chuffed to bits we're out of the EU
>>69022283
I don't anymore, at least not in Football.
I was willing to give them another chance after the World Cup, this is too much.
Never again.
>>69022297
>tea at midnight
MAD MAN
trust me guys, its better to not qualify
then you cant choke
we are going to start doing this
https://discordapp.com/channels/197121134880096256
get in here and cry boys
>>69022297
>Gun-hand
Put it down lad everything will be ok
Trashford should never have been in the squad.
Drinkwater would have brought it home.
>>69022283
Habit, but I'm old enough to have almost lost it. This side were young enough to give some hope, not good enough as it turned out.
>>69021605
Brexit stole your future, Iceland your hopes and dreams, I'll steal your wallets and watches and phones you cunts.
>>69022283
>>69022348
I'm done lads. Just can't do it anymore.
Don't care that we don't win, but that......I don't know lads. Fuck them all.
Play well and lose fine
Play shit and lose to 300k... unrecoverable
SAGE POR SER PU7OS
hey guys,
i'd love to bully you and talk about those world wars but i think you have enough to endure for the rest of the year
t. hans
>>69022320
Literally not reading the news. Stay in your basement.
>>69022126
players are not the problem, what we need is a good manager that can inspire the players to lose the chocking mentality. no english manager has ever won the PL which is a serious problem
>>69022413
Romania bringing the bants.
Can someone put together a starting 11 of English players, derived from the Championship, and foreign leagues (if there are any good englers over seas), and then tell me how they would fare in this Euros.
>>69022330
Get out
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeee
>Start Sterling... again
>Stick with 4-3-3... again
>Instructions are to play outside the box and get it to Danny Rose/Walker for a cross
>Keep possession at all costs. Even if you're on the counter at the 80th minute and need to equalize
>When you do get it to the final third, create no movement and pass the ball to feet only to backpass or attempt to win a corner
Fuck Roy. You have a young, fearless team and instead of playing encouranging attacking football you tell them to constantly pass back maybe in fear of getting shit in the media. Then when said shit hits the fan because you tried to play like Spain-lite (who's also been exposed since tika died) you fucking bail the minute after the game and not even accept the sack, running off with your 5mil.
Fuck people who have been defending him since the WC. "Oh he's experimenting," "Oh he got a 100% qualify" "Oh he was great with the Swiss"
Whenever I think we've hit rock bottom we find a new low. Do you think it'll ever get better? Do you foresee us ever not playing like shit?
Haha, you guys are even more JUST than Argentina
Fucking England. You suck. You little pussy ass faggots. Get destroyed. You're a disgrace.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Jack Wilshere: the inadequate answer to a question nobody asked.
>>69022481
No, new manger same chocking mentality, that's why I give up.
At least in cricket and rugby we have some success
>>69022283
I basically just forget they exist deliberately every 2 years, after several failures you kind of get numb to the pain
>>69022504
Is this hatred spilling from us leaving the EU?
>>69022517
Cricket is next for Iceland.
>>69022513
If Kane could finish a completely free header, or just let it come down to his foot and tap it in, then Wilshere would've gotten a 9/10 match rating.
>>69022513
I want that little cunt who kept banging on about Wilshit's MotM performances against Slovenia in the qualifiers to show his face.
>>69022010
I think second tier is being incredibly generous desu
Why wasn't the cunt fired after dropping out in group stages of the world cup?
>>69022529
I hate us for that. Really, fuck us.
>tfw during that Wales game Wot actually made some decent subs, and we won
>next game goes straight back to his retard tactics and players picks
I actually felt a glimmer of hope. Fuck you you owl-faced cunt.
Lost for words, glad that useless cunt Hodgson has gone hope Wayne hangs up his international boots and Sterling and Hart never get picked to play ever again.
Fucking end it
>>69022562
nowhere near a 9, but far better than rooney who was fucking abysmal
>>69022596
We would but you're just so fucking ugly. No offense lad.
>>69021982
kek kek kek kek
>DENTIST
>E
>N
>T
>I
>S
>T
>>69022321
>england are constantly overrated by people from outside england, its fucking unreal
The entire population of their country would be like the 22nd biggest city in your country. Quit being such a mong.
So hear me out. What you do is, you get given the strongest-striking England side that there's been in years. Then right, check this, we don't start with a squad that exploits that. Let's not start Vardy or Rashford.
Then right, what happens is, we'll concede 2 goals to Iceland. This will obviously lead to them parking the bus, as any team in that situation would.
Then... get this... hold the fuck on guys, I got this....
what I'm gonna do is...
no guys shut the fuck up...
What I'm gonna do is, play a striker that has made his career in getting behind teams that are attacking us in order to force a counter. Against a team that's parking the bus because they have put 2 goals away against the England international football team.
Yep.
>>69022283
have no other heritage to bandwagon
>>69022644
Well that was uncalled for, and didn't quite make sense.
We can change the manager, the players, the coaches, the therapist, the shin pads.
We will still choke, it's the mentality. England have already lost these games before they have been played.
Nothing will ever change this.
>>69022504
wow rude
>>69022481
I know it gets said a lot after every tournament failure, but it seems the problems run so deep the whole league and club and youth system needs to be dragged up to help produce english players.
Not only that, but coaches. Look at the bookies favourites to replace Hodgson, it's pretty woeful.
However, the premier league is too financially powerful to agree to anything more than little measures, far short of the drastic changes that are needed.
The current squad lacked depth of any significance, but there was talent in there. It will take a very special manager, probably with a separate team of psychologists, to get this lot to see out knockout level games
>>69022596
Because the BBC told you to?
>>69022691
>fuck us
I've been to and I had a better time wanking than going for your slags. You lads are fine tho.
>>69021605
what did he meant by that?
https://video-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.1790-2/13567809_154023478348550_152176783_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjQwMSwicmxhIjo1MTIsInZlbmNvZGVfdGFnIjoic3ZlX3NkIn0%3D&rl=401&vabr=223&oh=8d1c404a32a512755dc78addfd94320b&oe=5771E63C
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>It's a little bit funny
>This feeling inside
>I'm not one of those who can
>Easily hide
>I know it's not much
>But it's the best I can do
>Lose to 300.000
>And get sacked for you
>It's sad
>(so sad)
>It's sad
>(so sad)
>It's a sad sad situation
>And I can't figure out the cause
>It's sad
>(so sad)
>It's sad
>(so sad)
>Oh it seems to me
>Iceland seems to be the hardest loss
>>69022596
>I hate us for that. Really, fuck us.
Fuck off out the country if you hate it that much. You ain't getting your second referendum so you either live with it and watch us grow stronger or fuck off.
>>69022464
It's not players, I'm tired of lists of players.
Give ranieri that team for two months and they do something. Lester would thrash Iceland. It's about shape, drilling and then you get belief.
>>69022162
Japan's making the next WC right? I cant imagine them not being there, they make it so comfy
>>69022683
Iceland got more chance for 3-1 than England for 2-2, you just played like young boys, unironically best england player was 18 yo Rashford, played 5 minutes, driblled 3 icelanders, 3 more than the entire englel squad in 90 mins
>>69022664
population doesn't equal better football
>M-maybe if we keep selecting players who fuck up, they'll eventually have a good game
>Woy actually thought this
Kane and Sterling shouldn't have played another match. Hart too.
>tfw your countries existence is purely comedic
>>69022481
I don't know how we regressed from 2014. Yeah, we got >1 point but we created quite a few chances against Italy and Uruguay and on another day could've got a draw.
I'm 24 and tonight is the worst I've ever seen England play.
>>69022752
>grow stronger
I've never met anyone who lost a good chunk of their currency, 2 of their territories and a century old alliance become stronger for it.
>>69022594
because it was against italy who are better than us and uruguay too
>>69022481
No because the new cycle begins for the new generation
>Have a young squad with shit tons of potential
>All doing well in the domestic leauge
>Hype is rising after qualfiers, looks to be one of the favourites or a dark horse
>Pressure hits, start making misplaced passes or shots
>Dislike begins to spread, people start losing faith
>Get knocked out over an embrassing scenario
>Media rips a new into the team, calling them cowards/shit/rubbish/underachivers
>Go back to club football after a horrible exeperince, players stop caring about their national team after said media meltdown
The only player I've ever seen bounce back from this was Beckham.
>>69022729
Oh wow that's fucking class.
Thanks Mr. Pepe
>>69022729
Fucking shteve
>>69022781
Yep you're right. We sat back and defended badly when we should have been attacking. Then we conceded and played a half-arsed attacking side with a manager that decided too late to play an actual attacking squad.
Just cuck my country up desu, I'm not even annoyed I've just given up, this is a bridge too far even for us
>>69022813
As a rugger fan, how the fuck has Roy managed to stay in his position for so long? I don't even follow football, but as far as I know, he did mediocre with Liverpool and mediocre with West Brom? Somehow landed the England job and sucked shit at two major tournaments before this one.
A piss poor record prior to the job and two major failures before this year. He should have been sacked in 2014.
>>69022714
They're reporting facts. You believe in a wishy-wash fairytale about a reign of fire that rids Britain of every foreigner, then God Save the Queen plays, oh and then England wins a tournament.
>>69022752
The country is going to fall apart. I will gladly leave, but not because I don't like my country.
------------Rashford
Grealish-----Alli-----Sterling
---------Loftus----Hughes
Ake---Stones-----?--------Chambers
---------------Pickford
What would you put for our revamped euros / WC squad?
Why so blacked
>>69022815
>I've never met anyone who lost a good chunk of their currency, 2 of their territories and a century old alliance become stronger for it.
The £ was bound to drop when it shows uncertainty. We've got no trade deals right now.
Scotland and London are just cucks. If Scotland ever fucked off, they'd soon come crawling back when we get back on our feet.
>>69022824
it was actually against Costar ica mate
So the reason Sterling plays is so he can run in to the box and get fouled right? No one picks him because he's good do they?
>>69022729
Sums up exactly why he never achieved anything either. What a moron.
>>69022829
Beckham fucked off overseas and it helped him.
The england team are in a EPL bubble in which they get heaps of praise when surrounded by better younger foreign players generally.
>>69022695
I don't wanna be all "le smug german" but I think there is some truth to it. If I remember correctly, when asked about his weirdest experience during the 2010 WC, Thomas Müller said something like: "It was weird to see the english players before our game. We all expected them to 'have a knife between their teeth' but they looked like they were shitting their pants."
>>69022871
Probably the fact that we had >le group of death did him a favour
He must have some real good boardroom chat, maybe they thought that would translate into dressing room chat
>"I wasn't tired in the 2nd half, the calves were trembling a little bit, but luckily it didn't affect the sprint with Vardy. I thought he was a little bit quicker to be honest."
>>69022872
>The country is going to fall apart.
Pessimism from the Remainiac at its finest. Like the other anon said, did the BBC or the Remain camp tell you to feel that way?
>>69022890
>If Scotland ever fucked off
They'd join the EU. And you will lose N Irl. And Gibraltar. You are little more than a US satellite at this point. A poorer Canada if you will. But sure, keep with the Nige maymay, I'm sure that will rebuild your economy after everyone leaves and you realize you need those foreign workers to keep it up and running.
>>69022882
>Sterling
Get out.
>>69022464
i can't see any players who would have worked under roy's tactics
>>69022872
I don't care that about immigrants really, the damage is done with the non-whites who are already here who are rapidly breeding faster than us.
I care our economy is so intrinsically linked with the EU. The federation's going tits up sharpish. It's better to get out now.
>>69021605
Give Malvinas back and we'll send you HiguaÃn, Agüero and maybe Di MarÃa
>>69022091
But you still made 3 new documentarys every 2 years about Lineker and Gascoigne
>>69022908
That seems the logical explanation. I still don't understand why he let Rooney play though. Should have switched him for Rashford in the beginning of second half.
>>69022965
That's post Pep and after a few years of development, I'm not saying he deserves to be in the team right now but he's definitely an investment, he is only 21 after all
>>69022481
we won't qualify for the next wc
>>69022950
>They'd join the EU
You really think they'd let Scotcucks join? They'd be worse off.
>keep with the Nige maymay
The same mayme that got us the referendum. It's just getting started.
>>69022872
To be fair, as somebody who really dislikes the BBC for their general liberal bias, they've been pretty neutral with regards to the referendum.
It's fucking funny listening to all the mongs that think that there's going to be an exodus of non-whites in the UK by working-class jobless who voted because of one issue that bugged them (muh immigrants simultanously taking jobs and benefits from not working). I don't think there's going to be a huge change, in the long run. Things have a way of balancing out and we'll be back to the way we are/were before too long.
Fucking lol at all the remain campaign complaining about the result too. All the 18-34s that didn't vote are to blame for not exercising their democratic right to vote.
>>69022950
How salty are you that we'll be removing you parasites?
>>69023019
tbqh if any England fans go to the next WC they'll all get stabbed by russians anyway
Are we better at soccer now?
>>69021605
Bong humor is art. Prove me wrong.
>>69022795
Once an athlete is physically shot, they don't come back. Kane was shot, maybe woy went against the trainer's, they would know from the data.
>>69023031
>All the 18-34s that didn't vote are to blame for not exercising their democratic right to vote.
Exactly. All that will happen is we'll just vote Leave again to spite the pricks.
Even so, they certainly didn't care enough to vote :^)
>>69022972
Call me a faggot but if someone is racing towards an abyss you are not the smart guy for trying to get ahead.
>>69021755
Vanilla Icesson is my favorite
Who would even take the Managers job right now?
>>69022332
Same, I expected England to be shit at the Euros but not Brexit.
Reminder
>England have only won 6 knockout games since 1966
>>69023084
wait, only 36% of 18-24 voted? wtf
sturridge was the teams only saving grace
Ciao ragazzi
>>69023114
Yep. Just shows how much they really care about wanting to stay in the EU :^)
>>69023106
Gary Lineker
You heard it here first.
>>69023106
I will.
Couple questions: does it pay, and do you need to know about soccer?
>>69023039
Idgaf, you'll be the one suffering /pol/ack. I am lucky enough to speak 3 foreign languages so the fact that Englel is closed for me from now on is irrelevant. Just like your country will be in 10 years' time.
>>69023026
>scotcucks
They'll join and they'll get the EURO as a currency. You're going to be more isolated politically than in '41
>>69022375
True but you miss on so many emotions. Being part of a cheering crowd, hugging total strangers, partying with people from other countries... At this point if we do get eliminated I won't me mad. I'll be disappointed for a bit but then I'll mostly remember all the good times, and all the great bitter sweet banter in here with you guys
Did leaving the EU cause this?
>>69021605
>yfw you and your world class mates eric, kyle, danny and harry are let down by the rest of the squad
>>69022882
If we're talking youth
--Armstrong --- Rashford
-----------------Alli
Gray-------------------Watmore
--------Loftus-Cheek
? - Stones - Lascelles - Chambers
------------Pickford
>>69023070
i think english people have been decent in defeat, i'm seeing more >uk (i know it's not england) flags here than i'd have though who are obviously english and not shitflinging and whatnot, actually having discussion about what was wrong
>>69023115
Sturridge should never play for England again. He's a selfish little golly.
>>69023015
Like walcott was and lennon and wright phillips.
Pacyblackman meme never works.
>>69023143
I don't think you would be prepared for this poisoned chalice. Hodgson must feel like utter shit right now
Ive noticed around here yall have names for posters for each country-
Germay its Hans
Mexico is Pedro
Sweden is Sven
Englad is Nigel
Is there a name for us Ameribros? Or are there so much of us that it doesn't constitute giving us a name
>>69023114
Laziness and arrogrance.
Laziness in that they didn't vote when there were plenty of ways to vote. I literally didn't watch a single debate or watch more than 2-3 news reports on the referendum and I had my postal vote in days before the voting day.
Arrogrance in thinking that remain was a sure thing, and not voting because of it.
>>69023147
It's going to be funny when all the poor working-class inbreds don't have a boogeyman to blame for their laziness in a few years time.
>>69023195
As long as it pays I'm up for it.
>>69023223
Pedro
>>69022882
ake is dutch isn't he?
>>69023223
Chad
>>69022099
buuuurrrnned !
>>69023115
>Invisible for 90 minutes
>Up to his usual tricks of not passing into space and running straight into defenders trying to look like a flashy cunt
He was shit, they were all shit Vardy was the only player in the team who seemed to put any effort in when he actually got the chance to play.
>>69023223
something ridiculous like Carter or Dustin
as a spurs fan i can assure you, change the manager, all the players, the backroom staff, the fucking commentator, it won't change a thing. supporting england is exactly like supporting spurs. ask yourself before a game, what's the most embarrassing outcome? it can even be winning the next match only to choke the one after. if it makes you feel like a cunt, if it gets the memes going, then that's what will happen. it's fucking ingrained. we're the international spurs.
>>69023226
>my postal vote in days before the voting day
wait you can also postal vote? this is even worse
>>69023223
Ameriblob (personal favorite)
Americlap
Amerifat
Ameriburger
Just to name a few. No given names, as far as I know.
>>69023108
>England have only won 6 knockout games since 1966
had to google this and was shocked to find out that you're right.
>>69023195
>Hodgson must feel like utter shit right now
...Good?
Am I supposed to feel sorry for that fuckwit?
>>69023226
They'll find a boogeyman. Muslims, Indians, Sikhs, Scots, Jamaicans, something. Shit, you might actually go full Mosley this time and become antisemitic.
>he calls me a parasite
Your country has been parasiting off the EU for years now, somehow I'm glad you're out. Too bad for you few non-retards there.
>>69023223
I've heard Brandon or Josh a lot.
Why the fuck was Hart goalkeeper? He's proven himself to be shit and today was another fumble.
And why the fuck was rashford never bought out apart from 5 mins?
Britbong in DC. Each time Iceland scored they all chanted "brexit". Cunts.
>>69023223
Goober
>>69023223
it's hank, hank
>>69023223
Jamal.
>>69023223
Jamal
Hang in there lads, greece back then and iceland now?
>>69023223
Burger for the insulting name
Chad for the normal name
>>69023108
>>69022332
You will not get out of EU before at least 5 6 years, a lot will happen till then in EU so calm the fok down m8. Yer in big truble
>>69023306
>Your country has been parasiting off the EU for years now
Lad, let's not get silly now.
>>69022941
This
True lad, too fucking true
>>69023359
>>69023360
Jamal-mind
>And why the fuck was rashford never bought out apart from 5 mins?
Probably because he doesn't earn loads to play football but yet he was willing to show what he's capable of.
>>69023306
The UK was the second largest net contributor. I'll let you guess which end of the chart your country is on.
>>69023223
It used to be Cleetus, but neospee don't use it much now
>>69023223
John
>>69023292
>we're the international spurs
We doubled down this year by taking plenty of spurs players too
Walker and Dier were alright, Alli gets a pass because he's a baby, Kane was pretty awful given his last 2 seasons
>>69023294
Yeah. Postal votes came in about 2-3 weeks before the day. There's literally no excuse for not voting here, other than pure laziness.
>>69023306
It's going to be funny, regardless. Things won't change much and the same poor plebs will cry about the same things again.
>>69023402
>best deals
>blocked every project
>especially talks of EU army/police
>still held the EU hostage whenever you felt like it
>bitched about EE joining
>sided with the Amerifats in all their chimpouts
You have been nothing but trouble since Blair, maybe even Major.
>>69023359
Calm down Sayid.
official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWjsVHDGhIk
>>69023299
And people are surprised when we get knocked out by Iceland kek. We're statistically awful at tournament football.
>>69023292
This
England are just a meme generator now, and it's never in a good way
>>69023223
It ranges from Chad to DeQuan, depending on the hostility of the situation. Just like I could be Pierre or Archmed
how the fuck could you twats actually do this, jesus christ i mean every time i think you couldn't possibly, you actually do it
>>69022941
and you're absolutely correct and the pundits this evening were going on about the pressure the england players are put under by the media. but pressure can't excuse tonight's fucking disaster
>>69023470
>the same poor plebs will cry
And they'll still get ignored, but at least they got one over the ruling class.
>>69023223
Carlos
>>69023432
Sure, we contributed with absolute shit. We also didn't get a lot of shit from it, believe or not. Our economy actually went down when we joined.
And you were 3rd largest, behind France(even though you had a larger economy) and just ahead of Italy(even though you had a massively larger economy). Let's not kid ourselves.
>>69022481
Niggers.
Nigger mercenaries and kane are the problem with england
>>69023471
>best deals
>What is France with the CAP
>blocked every project
We voted, is our right to.
>>especially talks of EU army/police
Because we didn't want it, that's how a union works.
Not even going to bother addressing the rest, you're painfully stupid.
reminder that if you hire two foreigners and they don't work out it's proven that foreigners are crap forever
>>69023555
I think Pierre is a fantastic sounding name if i'm honest
>>69022948
Scotland want to secede and I don't think they'll fuck it up this time. That's falling apart.
>>69022972
I care about the political ramifications and who the UK are going to have to buddy-up with. Do you think the UK is going to lead some power bloc? A collection of third world countries who buddy up because of the commonwealth and "ooh we love Britain more than we love money that we desperately need, we'll definitely help you with protest joke against Germany". The UK will be the lapdog of America, again, because you don't make a deal with the devil without giving something up. We'll do their bidding, because now we're the 2nd favourite child. We just voted for the right to sell our arses for 50p instead of a pound. I much prefer being with France and Germany because they think like us, they have similar circumstances, a shared history and a mutual interest in helping each other.
I don't know what the model is going forward. Japan? Island nation, separate politically from its continent. Difference is Japan actually makes things. What do we have to offer that is so special that people will be inclined to listen to us? Aeroplane parts and disappointment?
And whatever you feel, the main issue is immigration, these are the people on your side. The trouble is that the people are alllrreeeaadddy heeere, you can't forcibly remove them. They can choose and they'll probably find a way to still come and go. And they didn't even go after the right people. The real racists hate pakis and blacks. This vote is against Europeans. At least Hitler went after the people he wanted, at least he achieved something.
>>69023535
of course, because as I said earlier in the thread, people from everywhere but england overrated us like fuck only so they can just shit on us harder
>we tried the foreign manager approach and it didn't work. I just don't know what to do
yes, because sven and capello are the only two types of foreign manager . very good.
Who else /Not even mad because this was entirely expected/ here?
/sp/ can have a good laugh and think that we've been BTFO all they like, but I honestly think a good percentage of people could see the writing on the wall after the Slovakia game.
Well, except for Roy. And that was the problem.
>>69023223
Lemarkus Rashford
>>69023471
We joined the EU for the trade, not to be taken over by Germany.
We even tried to make a deal with them prior to Brexit, keeping our membership but being able to govern our own rules for our own country. They refused and billed us 2bn instead.
Personally I voted remain as I tend to travel alot across Europe, but the EU kind of brought this on themselves after refusing to give up any kind of power. We've never had a good record of having other countries tell us what to do.
>>69023613
It translates to "rock" in english, if you were ever interested in knowing
>>69023623
We make a surprising amount of vehicle parts
>>69023535
Every pro gambler uses the England reversion to le mean tournament trick, and it always works.
>>69022099
#shotsfired
>>69023461
>Walker
Shame he's absolute shite defensively he should be a winger instead of a full back tonights game shows it.
>>69023650
I'll reiterate :
Reminder
>England have only won 6 knockout games since 1966
>>69022099
>underrated
kek
>>69023685
"rock" is a name only americans would give their kids though thankfully
>>69023633
I, and I think a lot of other german football fans too really wanted England to do well tßh.
>>69022099
dubs confirms GOAT post ITT
i blame the blacks and fun pubs meself
>>69023751
you dont have to pretend, how people act on /sp/ is just how people act about england in reality, the amount of threads on here after the match shitting on us, i could go to any of our newspapers' websites and look at the comments sections to see people from different countries doing the exact same thing
>>69023595
I believe you paid the least amount of shekels to the EU out of the major 10 economies, as a percentage when compared to your own.
>we voted, it is our right to
Of course it is. And you pushed for your own military agenda in becoming US's lapdog. Brava.
truth is your politicians(Blair especially) thought that the UK could become a major world power again and retain its sovereignty 100% inside the EU, while saying yes and drooling like a St Bernard when America goes on another pointless war. You can't. You just lost everything you had, and more is to come. You fucked up lads.
>>69023735
We've also never a Euros knockout game in normal time. Our one win coming against Spain in 96 on pens.
It's sad as fuck.
>>69023751
i've got a german mate in NRW who thought we could win the whole thing, it's really eye-opening how overhyped we are outside of the uk because the whole meme revolves around english people thinking we're up there with the best of the best which just isn't true
>>69023685
Pierre is the same as Peter/Petrus which comes from petram (latin) or petra (greek) which literally means rock. Germans just came up with a different word and anglos came up with another word for rock.
>>69023680
Your diplomacy dropped the ball hard, you could have literally played France or Italy against Germany and kept the status quo but for 20 years you forgot the EU was a thing and thus Germany became the hegemonic state it is now. Their bond with France and Italy's rise means they don't need you anymore.
You could make an argument that Hart was an fault for all 4 goals conceded in the tournament
>being lobbed by a header from 20+ yards
>letting in a free kick from 30+ yards
>not coming out to catch a ball in your own 6 yard box
>letting a daisy cutter roll under you from distance
That said, Hodgson was fucking terrible, picked the wrong squad, the wrong team, no tactics, substitutions were awful and generally looked like he had no idea what he was doing!
Why don't bongs start supporting the US? At least you'll see a team that always has heart play, and who occassionally wins.
>>69022297
Do you have a licence for that, sir?
>>69023888
it's such a great feeling to pay greek pensions, can't believe the english want to take this from us.
>>69023805
The English nt has always been very popular here, but definitely seen a change in attitude on social media after the referendum, of course also doubled with support for the underdogs.
Personally it feels like double joy to be honest.
I'm sure we'll go back to generally liking England soon
>>69023461
>Walker and Dier were alright, Alli gets a pass because he's a baby, Kane was pretty awful given his last 2 seasons
>Walker and alli to blame for first goal
>what is marking
>danny "IM DEFENDING" rose
>harry "couldnt buy a goal" kane
>dier
Dumb cunt, they are meant to be professional footballers yet you give half of them a pass because they're from tottenham or young?
You need a reality check, you dont earn browny points for bringing young lads
You don't earn them either for playing overrated nobodies who choked the league and second place
>the rashford meme
Exactly what you need in the last 5 minutes an opverrated 18 year old who can't hold a conversation let alone the ball
>>69023888
Wait your blaming us for Germany's rise within the EU?
>>69023940
Would you rather pay for Greek pensions or refugee falafel?
>>69022297
who's holding the camera?
>>69023926
the iceland throw in was a defensive failure completely
>>69022332
>Why do johnnys use Brexit as an insult? Don't they realise the majority of people voted for it? I'm chuffed to bits we're out of the EU
That is because you are delusional idiot. I've been enjoying watching England crash and burn both politically and economically. I've literally never heard a good argument against EU that is based on truth and hard cold facts.
Brexit and anti-EU populists play with lies and emotions. It only works because average person is a drooling twat.
>>69023974
I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just telling you how the situation we nowadays have in the EU came to be. It is beyond me why you decided to fuck with France or straight up ignore them to the point they're closer o their enemy of two WWs than the ally of the same wars.
---------------------hart
-------------cahill - smalling
--------------wilshire - rppney
rose - kane - alli --vardy- sturridge - walker
epic/10 would watch again
>wanting nothing to do with the 4th Reich is a bad thing
what a time to be alive
>>69024017
Truth.
>>69024065
The Euros are conditioned well to be slaves apparently.
>>69024017
I don't give a shit. I voted out because the vast majority of the politicians wanted to stay in. London can suck my cock.
>>69022573
Holy fuck this
He wouldn't stop going on about it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69024113
>>69024065
Nice arguments. I like how even on a Scottish Independence Party Puking House Brexit arguments are either strawmen or muh feels.
Its ok lads all anglo nationa are shit at soccer.
Cricket and rugby is where its at. Leave povertyball to the continentals
>>69024113
And what does that mean? Just chuck out any synonym of cuck you can and get people on your side.
>>69024126
Finally some honesty.
>>69024113
Europe is the origin is debt slavery, so yeah they're well conditioned
>>69024065
>>69024113
Apparently anglos are the only ones who get this.
Some Polish guy at my work today was saying how down the Brits are and I asked him how he would feel if 60% of our laws were made in Havana by people we didn't elect. Shut him up pretty quick.
>>69022448
Literally reading the news instead of the markets. Fuck right off spastic.
Honestly, it's always been an issue of England hiring spineless managers who pander to big teams and big names irregardless of form or ability. Until England has a manager who will say "no, Lampard, Scholes and Gerard in midfield doesn't work, one or two of them has to sit out", they'll always struggle. Can you imagine Woy making that decision?
Me either.
>>69024180
>Havana by people we didn't elect
>shut him up
He probably went on about what an idiot you are and how that's one of the dumbest analogies he ever heard.
>>69023946
We deserve it, we are fucked now, and I say that as someone that loves this place. I feel like killing some memeing little faragefag cunt, literally strangling them. God help me, I think I need to get out of here.
>>69024180
>down
*dumb
>RedNev want's to be England;s next manager
>Neville wrote in his autobiography that, at times, he had reflected on his international career and thought sometimes that it was "a massive waste of time", and that success with United was "always the most important thing".
>>69024201
The fuck are you talking about? Britain is being hammered in the markets. FTSE 250 down 13%, pound down 14% against the dollar. You are fucked mate.
>>69022091
2001-2006 you also had a Swedish coach and you reached quarterfinal in both world cup and the euros
>>69024180
And (let's say) 80% of your laws are made in Washington, yet you're one of some 30mil Texans who can only send x amount of delegates/senators. That's what a political union is.
>>69024167
Why would I bother typing up a full argument on why I voted to leave on some random borad on the internet when it'll be forgotten about 10 minutes from now?
I voted to leave because I wanted to. That's absolutely all that matters.
>>69024239
Based Sven. I miss him
>>69024221
>belgium and cuba aren't both tiny irrelevant countries to the south
>the EU commision is elected
It's a perfectly accurate analogy.
>>69024126
So you are retarded tool who is being used by your hated twats for their own gain and you personal loss.
You sir, should remove yourself from gene pool because you are literally cancer.
>>69024260
They aren't though. The majority of the laws US citizens are subject to are passed by their states.
Also no one gets to vote for the EU commision.
>>69024282
The EU commission has secretary roles, meaning they are executive not legislative. Wouldn't expect an amerilard to understand.
>belgium is in the south
Add retarded to that
>>69024264
Of course. And you got fucked and so did your kids. Unless you wanted to somehow break the Union and take off with Ulster in which case, sly play there Patrick.
>>69024353
Bulshit, the EU Parliament is nothing more than a rubberstamp Parliament for the Commision. It functions as a defacto politburo.
>>69024126
Do you have any joker posters in your bedroom?
>>69024319
>the majority of the laws US citizens are subject to are passed by their states.
Sorry I don't know the ins-and-outs of state and federal laws in the US. But do you think the majority of laws in the UK were implemented by the EU? That's the analogy i'm trying to make.
>>69024319
EU commission is just one third of the Unions decision making infastructure with Parliament and Council.
Every nation can elect one commissioner who "minister" and boss of their respective byrocrat field.
Jesus do your fucking research.
>>69024264
it's because you're an easily-swayed tabloid-reading fact-disregarding expert-ignoring mongoloid that takes memes seriously. and you know you are.
>>69024353
>And you got fucked
Prove it. There's no fucking evidence because nothing has even happened yet.
In a couple of years, then your argument might have merit. Probably won't. Either way you're a fucking moron.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12016/10326988/england-captain-wayne-rooney-says-he-will-not-retire-from-international-football
At least Rooney is not pulling a Messi.
>>69024017
Slavic truth bombs
>>69024401
Sure it is. Sure it is lad.
>>69024430
And the commissioner must be approved by parliamentary vote in each country.
>expecting an amerifat to do research
He probably think federal tax is theft.
>>69024449
Take a hint, Wayne.
>>69024272
Kindof the same for us, we kicked out Lars Lagerbäck as the Swedish coach, he brought Sweden further than group stage 5 times in a row. I guess he found a new role as the coach of Iceland
>>69024430
Not who you are talking to, but the Commission makes legal policy which then becomes law. If the Commission doesn't want to take on a policy, then it doesn't become law. Until recently the Parliament and Council only had the rights of veto.
It seems like you need to do some research on the law making process within the EU.
>>69024449
Can't wait to see him benched at ManU, there's just no way will Mou play him in midfield.
>>69024423
>But do you think the majority of laws in the UK were implemented by the EU?
They were. In 2015 ~60% of the UKs laws and regulations were passed in Brussels, and I got that figure from Ryan Cooper one of tbe biggest internationalist lefties you're likely to find so I don't doubt the figure.
>>69024430
In theory. In practice it's a politburo.
>>69024446
>prove it
Wait until Scotland and Ulster leave. And Spain grabs Gibraltar. And there's no one to fix your sink. And no nurses in hospitals. Then you'll have some fun
>>69024401
Yeah, nope. Parliament can amend and reject legislation and it do that all the time.
>>69024517
There's no one named Ryan Cooper I can find.
>lefty
So... /pol/ack with a hint of lolbertarianism I'd guess?
>>69024522
So a drop in pound that it is already bouncing back and some vague predictions.
Shit, I guess I really did fuck up. Thanks for correcting me.
>>69022091
Damn, what happened?
>>69024560
He writes for the Week and is a political contributor to both CNN and MSNBC. Maybe you should get better at google.
>>69024488
Rooney was fine in this tournament in midfield. He might still be able to go for the World Cup, but I think that's when he'll probably have to call it.
>>69024522
>kicks out all of the Polish and Romanian dishwashers and day laborers
>Airbus, JP Morgan et al. relocate to the continent
Congrats to the English for replacing lots of good English engineering and banking jobs with dishwashing and janitorial jobs. Fucking brilliant.
>>69024618
Post your sauce or STFU anyway.
>>69024611
Keep living the dream lad.
>>69024522
>Northern Ireland
Why do you think we'd care? Northern Ireland is heavily subsidised by us, it'd be beneficial.
>Scotland leaving
Very minor loss, but it's unlikely they'd leave when their previous was predicated on oil which has lowered in price, plus Spain and Belgium have said they'd veto their accession.
>>69024530
Interestingly enough they amend or reject from the commision statistically less frequently than our Senate does from our House, which are controlled by the exact same party.
Sounds like a rubberstamp to me.
>>69024511
Yes, I'm fucking well aware how our political system works in after Lissabon Treaty EU.
I also actually have studied TEU and TFEU, unlike you.
Basically it needs the approval of all the Parliament, Council and Commission.
Commission just draft it like government does it in your country.
hahahaha
>>69024522
>And Spain grabs Gibraltar.
This is the bit I hate the most about all this. Gibraltar do NOT want to be part of Spain. They've made this clear over and over again. Spain just need to take the fucking hint (From both them and Catalonia).
>>69024449
Why won't he just fuck off lads?
>>69023461
Walker was entirely responsible for the first Iceland goal and then he allowed the second shot, even if Hart showed 0 handling competence Walker had some responsibility for it.
>>69024644
Hmm apparently he writes for the Washinton Post and Washington Monthly too.
And no, I'm not going to spoonfeed you. The article appeared in The Week sometime in the last three weeks, go read.
>unelectable commission
>europe only stagnating economic area in the world
>can't negotiate independent trade deals
>semi automatic toasters banned
>bloated bureaucratic nightmare that is not only undemocratic, but anti democratic. Junker on when the French had their own referendum "If it's a Yes, we will say 'on we go', and if it's a No we will say 'we continue."
>EU have literally ignored past referendums or forced countries to just do it again until they get what they want
>assault vacuums banned
>various EU representatives have actually lost elections in their own nations, after which they joined the EU bureaucracy and not legislate for 500 mil citizens
but remember, if you're a brexit supporter you are racist and a privileged white male because you believe in the importance of democracy and sovereignty.
WENGER IN
>>69024657
>Spain and Belgium have said they'd veto their accession.
Actually they did not said it after Brexit, but it is made aware that it would basically be reversed Greenland precedent.
>>69024730
He had a bad day, but a decent tournament.
Hart's the one who needs to fuck off.
>>69024700
>Commission just draft it like government does it in your country.
Wrong. Only Congress (Parliament) drafts our laws.
>>69024771
>dat amount of memes
Welcome to real world, I hope you are not serious.
>>69024812
not an argument
>>69024516
mou benched terry when he had an absolute shit start to the season, he wears the pants in that lockerroom i guarantee it.
>>69024657
>Spain and Belgium have said they'd veto their accession.
This is literally only because they're both scared of the same happening to them. (Spain losing Catalonia, Belgium being split into Flanders and Wallonia). The scenario may be different now as it's a place now outside the EU potentially splitting than one inside, so they may be more lenient towards it.
>>69024798
Well then my mistake, at least in here and in Scandinavia legislation is drafted by government + ministry bureaucrats.
Then it is send down to parliament where they debate about it and have vote.
>>69024793
>a decent tournament
A decent game (against Russia)
Literally all he did in othe games was slow down play (like every other player actually) and make 20 years passes sideways.
Shot of voddy for every lofted pass sideways.
>>69024611
Stop this pound bounce meme. GBP is heading for 1.25 at best, every bank in the world is short.
>>69024875
Well it isn't here and it isn't in the UK so maybe that's why we find it unacceptably undemocratic and why the brits (in my opinion) deservedly told the rest of you to get fucked.
>>69022882
Butland in goal
Tom Davies midfield (Everton) shift Alli out wide, drop Grealish the thick mick
>>69024793
They both do, Wayne has had his chances to provide and delivered fuck all it's time for him to make way for someone else. Hopefully Forster gets more chances to prove himself he's a decent keeper.
>>69024887
He was fine against Wales too.
The whole team was shit against Slovakia, and Iceland speaks for itself.
I still think blaming Rooney this time round is harsh though, if you want a bad tournament look at the last WC.
this is what happen when you vote to leave the EUro haha
>>69024745
spurs here. this is exactly how walker gets you. he performs well, gets up and down, puts some slightly above average crosses in, fucks up defensively but uses his pace to get him out of trouble. and then BAM. one mistake, and you watch going 'surely not, i know he makes fatal mistakes a lot but he's been good in this game, surely for once this one won't-' and that's as far as you get cos the other team have scored. never seen a player with such a fatal touch when it comes to a mistake. i'd love to see the stats on it compared to other defenders, cos it almost always ends in a goal when he fucks something up. i like him but he's got the death touch desu.
Should he stay or should he go?
>>69025105
that new hair transplant, waxed eyebrows and botox injected forehead may go.
as a footballer, he's already turned into carrick.
safe short sideways passes but nothing else.
>>69024839
>unelectable commission
Do you elect your ministry bureucrats? Also the commissars are voted for it.
>europe only stagnating economic area in the world
Proofs, not all of Europe are stagnating. Only countries that are fixing their economy such as Greece, Italy and Finland. Most have great economic growth.
>can't negotiate independent trade deals
Yeah no need because internal(single) market, nations can negotiate trade deals outside EU.
>semi automatic toasters banned
Link
>bloated bureaucratic nightmare that is not only undemocratic, but anti democratic. Junker on when the French had their own referendum "If it's a Yes, we will say 'on we go', and if it's a No we will say 'we continue."
That is not an argument that is opinion, EU has less bureucrats than UK.
>EU have literally ignored past referendums or forced countries to just do it again until they get what they want
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Referendums_related_to_the_European_Union
Cherry picking without and blatant lies.
>assault vacuums banned
What the fuck is assault vacuum and link
>various EU representatives have actually lost elections in their own nations, after which they joined the EU bureaucracy and not legislate for 500 mil citizens
If you lose election it must mean you lose expertise and cannot be a competent as bureaucrat?
>>69025105
I would have him stick around for one more World Cup Qualifiers. If nobody can step up to his level, he can stick around for the tournament. Next Euros though, it's probably time to go.
Time for Hart to step aside for sure though.
A new manager will hopefully trim some of the Hodgson favourites which nobody else could explain his love for.
>>69024920
>Not doing it as I want
>undemocratic
Go fuck yourself, your system is not the only one and perfect democratic system. Actually your bi-party system is undemocratic as it actually does not give people possibility to change nations policy by electing different parties to power.
You are truly an amerifat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBvoCCbQR48
Sad- especially as half of Wales' squad are actually Englishmen.
>>69025217
kek
Based Wales.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69025148
>What the fuck is assault vacuum and link
He means your land is noguns. Which of course isn't entirely true either.
Whose next in line? I read article listing Southgate, Neville, howe, Brendan and Pardew.
Imo they should try and pry Rafa away from Newcastle, he's a tournament master and likely the best manager they could get
>>69025217
This is what /sp/ was like at full time and pretty much all of Europe.
>>69025204
The Brits, as you might have noticed, agreed with me which is is why you were told to take your soviet tier "democracy" and shove it.
Your opinion is irrelevant when confronted with the will of the people.
People blaming Rooney for this are being way too harsh but I hope you guys won't fall for that "Rooney is a world class midfielder" meme. 90% of the time he just pings slow diagonal balls to full backs that do nothing to challenge the defence and slow the play down. He's also completely unable to link up with the front 3 or make late runs into the box so he poses no direct goal threat. He still has no dribbling ability so he's not going to draw double teams and create numerical advantage and defensively he's average at best.
Literally the only things he's good for are diagonal balls to the flanks and set piece deliveries.
>in football and finance Sterling has to perform better
based Guy Mowbroy MOTD commentary
>>69025285
Southgate is the safe and predicable bet, so they'll probably go with him.
Just make promising young players go on Erasmus style programs abroad.
That way they won't be surprised by non english football when they face it.
>>69025430
His management record is worse than Woys. Suspect record with Boro, won nothing with the U21's. Rafa is proven, he's managing in the championship, wants to stay in England. Imo perfect fit.
>singing "one-nul and we fucked it up" with the guys in the fan zone in Paris
>>69025547
Neville is equally internationally unsuccessful though, so I wouldn't count him out.
>>69022162
>2016
>USA first of its group with two teams gone to the quarters in 2014 and fourth of the tournament just losing versus the first and the third in FIFA rankings
>England second with two inexperimented teams and a Russia who hasn't won a game in big tournaments since 2008
>2014
>USA in the RO16
>England last of its group
>2010
>RO16 for the two
>2008
>no England in the Euro
Recently, the US have been as good as the English.
>>69025893
literally the only way to say x team is better than y is by having them play against each other. i do reckon usa could give us a good game though
>>69024017
EU is a piece of crap to be honest. Way more corrupted than any countries institution.
If you deposit too much trust and get too involved with politics you'll always end disappointed
>>69025997
More than our government ?
>>69025966
I think last time they've player each other, it was a draw
>>69021915
>hire ranieri
fuck no, he belongs to Leicester.
>>69026143
yeah 6 years ago
vastly different teams then
>>69022206
>Why was Kane so bad?
that fucker is a fancy boy
Outta Europe - Twice!!!
Marcus blackford ruined the team. The whitest team won
>>69026439
Adolf plz
>>69025262
I know, right?
>tfw england will never, EVER be as based as us
>>69023223
Cletus
>>69023291
>Carter
>ridiculous
fuck you nigel you dumb cunt you lost to iceland go to the dentist faggot cuck
How could they fuck up this bad? Wales have made it further than England, when was the last time that happened?
>>69028084
Wales haven't qualified for a tournament for 60 years so probably never.
>>69028040
Carter's a gay name tubs, get shot.
couldnt have done worse by getting as many leicester players in the squad as pos and built the rest of the team around that goal machine
instead we had a group of players with no synergy
even the spurs players didnt know what they were supposed to be doing
how did woy actually get those players to play so badly?
ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-DAaWu3gTk
>>69024180
Look, I'm all in favor on criticizing the EU but it barely has any relevancy in terms of how a country runs itself. It's one of the major criticism of those who want a more federal Europe.
The only things the it regulates are rules concerning trade, a few common rules for development/programs for research/environment/agriculture/etc. Any law that the EU puts in place has to be authorised by ALL its members. There is no so called law threatening the "soverignity"(way to be vague) that britcucks are complaining about.
In fact the lads obtained a SHITLOAD of concessions and special treatment from the EU time and time again, (the fact they kept the money is the more blatant example). And furthemore the UK was one of the founding member and a major economic power, the influence of the country in the EU is immense, nothing is done without the approval of the UK.
This vote essentially put their place at the head of the table in question. Either they leave and they get rid of these pesky EU laws and suffer the consequences of not acessing the free market Because if you think that Brussels will let them leave without making it as difficult as possible for the brits you're wrong. What would be the point for any remaining country to stay in the EU if the punks get to have their cake and eat it too ?
Or they remain but any negociations will be far more difficult for every future dealings with the EU. Because they threatened its stability, and diplomatically it was a dick move spitting on all the benefits that they made with the EU while still bitching incessantly for decades.
It's jus a fascinating mess that the brits provoked.
>>69022055
>don't get hurt, bin that shirt
>>69022214
You own a bit of his country anyway and mine for that matter just take that without us having to pledge allegiance
>>69025217
christ this is sad. That is a New Zealand-tier inferiority complex on display right there
I mean fuck i am as happy as anyone that Englel have been humiliated, but that is just pathetic
Who else /stillcrying/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1attmFPd0VA
sing with me, lads
>>69029648
>Because if you think that Brussels will let them leave without making it as difficult as possible for the brits you're wrong. What would be the point for any remaining country to stay in the EU if the punks get to have their cake and eat it too ?
yes, Brexiters are the 'isolationists' for wanting to pursue their own trade deals with the rest of the world, not the EU and its desire to strongarm euro states into its (((free market))) thereby preventing any trade partnerships with other nations
>>69021605
JUST (JUST).
>>69022882
no wonder why you guys fucked up
THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT
JUST ONE TROPHY GLEAMING
50 YEARS OF HURT
50 YEARS OF DREAMING
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S HAVING A BAD DREAM!
>>69022055
>Carlos Figuerra
multiculturalism works and is not bad
>>69022787
>population doesn't equal better football
from the same guys that say Germany is only successful because they are 90 million.
And yeah, will leave the thread, was just looking for that quote.
I think the problem is that England managers are only limiting themselves to just a few teams in the premiership. There's plenty of decent clubs in the championship with a higher percentage of English players as well.
This is for the Brexit you inbred chavs
Literally just get all the players from some division 1 side in England to replace the England team and they'd have done a better job against Iceland.
>>69032589
youre going to waste your golden generation too mate
>>69032622
>switzerland
You already wasted yours, at least we're still in the competition
>>69032608
>>69032576
Or just hire a fucking competent manager who can take a random selection of players and turn them into a functioning team.
Pulis or Big Sam in right now.
>>69022332
>majority of people voted for it?
you got cucked by fucking pensioners, Rakesh.
>vote to leave EU
>economy completely tanks
>end up joining the EEA
>lose all power you currently have in the EU and get nothing in return while paying MORE
>It's literally a worse version of what you have now in every single way.
HAHAHAHAHAH
>britcucks
>>69032653
>Big Sam will never bestow his team-fixing managerial skills upon the England team
Actually hurts to live right now
>>69022206
Because Tottenham will always be shit
>>69032673
I'm beginning to think Israel did this on purpose so they can just buy the whole island later for pennies in the dollar. It's a complete wasteland and the economy is Venezuela-tier now.
How bad is this for Neville?
>>69023108
>>69022332
How can you be happy? You will pay at least as much as you previously paid for EU for the access to the single market, only now you have all the terms dictated to you like Norway. Not only that but your economy will still suffer because of it and with Scotland leaving the UK, you will finally be utterly irrelevant.
I really don't get how this makes you happy, but I'm fine with it.
https://twitter.com/FootballFunnys/status/747527035887689728
>>69032749
Not who you're replying to but I feel great. Brexit has caused political destruction.
Dodgy Dave resigned
Remain scaremongering facts all shown to be a bunch of lies
Labour breaking up
Comerade Corbyn is a secret brexiter
It's glorious
>>69032772
>Remain scaremongering facts all shown to be a bunch of lies
>>69032772
>Remain scaremongering facts all shown to be a bunch of lies
You switched it up
Leave """""facts"""""" all shown to be a bunch of lies
>>69032790
What's happened to Osborne's "emergency budget" :^)?
>>69032800
Which ones?
can ANYONE come out of this tournament and say they played okay?
maybe walker?
i guess rooney did better than most people hoped considering he was questioned even being in the squad
Fucking EU shills out in force I see. Your experiment has failed.
>>69032810
>350million£ to NHS
>Johnson's entire column in the telegraph
>english people will have no problem to travel to the EU while restricting vice versa and being able to define our own immigration policy
D E L U S I O N
You'll pay more for access to the single market while having no say in any policies and having to take over any legislation from the EU. Good job!
>>69021605
I found the reason England are shit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3510864/Tottenham-players-heart-soul-England-team-Things-learned-superb-comeback-win-Germany.html
>>69032841
>le £350 million meme
Let's be clear that was NEVER a promise. It was a SUGGESTION. Also Farage had NOTHING to do with it.
>>69023265
This. In 2nd ht only watched last 15min. Vardy was the only one who wanted to win while rest continued their Monty python sketch.
i'm doing okay, lads.
this was inevitable with hodgson at the helm. the man doesn't have a fucking clue what he is doing. the only downside to this loss is that the youth in the squad are going to be tarred with england's worst ever defeat. they probably won't bounce back very well considering how couldn't really deal with the pressure in the first place
watching england's first 3 games, they were absolutely dreadful against teams that sat back with men behind the ball. we could not break a defense down and we lack creativity/leadership in those situations. the players were a lot more comfortable retaining possession than trying to play a killer ball and you can't really say for sure who is at fault because everyone is
roy is a shit manager, the players don't want to try and then if they do try and fuck up, the media will hound them
i hope that people will realise that hiring shit manager after shit manager does nothing except to destroy the morale of the squad and our chances. not one player out there looked like they thought we could win. the unfortunate thing is that because we are english, it will only get worse and we will hire some random fuckhead. i understand that there isn't a lot of choice for english managers or even foreign managers but come on, any man with half a brain cell would see that taking jack wilshere is a terrible idea
anyone* could see that harry kane cannot deal with the big stage and is literally shaking on the pitch out of nerves. anyone* would try to bring on a more attack minded players asap when you're trailing instead of leaving it to the 86th minute. rashford was the most dangerous player yesterday and he was on for 4 minutes.
*anyone except woy that is
being english is just fucking embarrassing. we are fucking shit at everything and then we also shoot ourselves in the foot to make it even worse. woy, brexit, gareth southgate odds on replacement. just die in my sleep already
>>69032810
>The campaign claim: Immigration levels could be controlled if the UK left the EU. This would relieve pressure on public services.
The current claim: Immigration levels can't be radically reduced by leaving the EU. Fears about immigration did not influence the way people voted.
>The campaign claim: We send £350m a week to Brussels, which could be spent on the NHS instead.
The current claim: The claim was a mistake, and we will not be able to spend that much extra on the NHS.
>The campaign claim: The UK does not need preferential access to the single market.
The current claim: The UK should get preferential access to the single market but will not have to accept freedom of movement to get it (an idea that will get laughed out of Brussels once we begin negotiations).
That's without even going into the ridiculous shit about Turkey's supposedly imminent accession when they've closed 1 chapter out of 35 in 40 odd years of accession talks.
Last time England was allowed to take part at the European Championship- absolutely hopeless
>>69032858
Kill yourself, but it's merely a suggestion :^)
>>69032864
>When you spot yourself on the big screen and want people to think you've got a plan.
>>69023471
>best deals
>Romania in EU
Pick one and only one. Making deals is part of democracy if you don't understand go.
>>69023223
Cletus, Jamal or Pedro
So, anybody has a youtube clip or whateverthefuck of the England ESPN commentators just giving shit to the team as it was obvious they were going to lose? I was listening to the ones over here and sure, they were fun... but you know, not "FUCKING TWATS!" fun.
>>69032871
Cute!
Send your players to la liga they need to know how to play real fútbol
>The last 8 posts in a English bunker thread have been disgusting JFs
just leave me alone to grieve in peace
>Englel
>win meaningless international friendlies
>WHO CAN STOP US?
>tfw you will never be a german poster during a 'england loses' episode
they just seem so genuinely happy
I despise the English and this Island team has brought so much joy today and forever
>FULLTIME
>FULLTILT
>LIFETIME
>PLUMBER
>>69033061
England got drilled so hard I started rooting for them.
can anyone name ONE football manager less inspiring than roy hodgson
This thread is just sad desu. Romania and estonia displaying levels of english language AND politics superior to those of britards themselves, on the other hand we have a bunch of steretypical pro-leave brits spewing racist shit, once again proving the average intellect of tge anti-EU electorate to be below the mental impairment treshold.
>>69022882
This team would've lost 4-0 probably
>>69033073
Arsene Wegner
>>69033073
louis van gaal
he gets plaudits for giving youth a chance but that's only because he upsets every experienced player and no one wants to play in his shitty system except for kids desperate to get a shot
why did people we pay so much look like they didn't even want to win?
why can sterling do nothing except run run down, do a retard foot dance, then lose the ball?
why is rashford on for 4 minutes and does more than any other player?
why was our only goal against iceland a penalty we didn't even deserve?
WHY DO OUR PLAYERS FUCKING BACK PASS EVERY SINGLE TIME WE GET THE BALL
>>69033073
Danny Blind
>>69033124
LVG is miles better than woy
SUP LADS,
GENUINE BRITISH LAD FROM WEST HAMBAMBALAM 'ERE
MISSED THE GAME YESTERDAY, HOW 'ARD DID WE KICK THOSE ICE FISHERS OUTTA THE TOURNEY M8S?
ITS COMING HOME, INNIT?
>>69022413
F
A great loss for martial arts
>>69033177
>WHY DO OUR PLAYERS FUCKING BACK PASS EVERY SINGLE TIME WE GET THE BALL
looks like shirking responsibility to me desu, combined with a complete lack of movement giving them options to pass to.
>>69023039
I for one I think you did good that you left. Fuck the EU. Plus Spain will collapse in the next ten years and will bring us all down with it. The canary in the goldmine will be V4 countries suddenly getting asked en-masse to adopt the euro.
If I had any spare I would buy some british pounds tbqh
Still this is sp and you lost to a team of amateurs in a world event.
>>69033061
Yep, it's funny how England losing make me feel better than Germany winning.
And with England losing to Iceland, I don't even care that we are going to lose for billionth time against Italy on Saturday.
>>69033236
>>69033177
They pass the ball back because there is no one to pass it to.
Take this, who should the fullback pass it to?
>>69033290
PLAY IT BACK TO ROONEY LADS
>>69033297
Rooney is closed, is walking forward, and is not even looking. You either pass it back to the defence or try to go down the wing hoping Iceland's 8 will let you cross.
>>69033317
yeah there's no movement. also we lack a player with a bit of genius. sad that studge is the closest we have to a magician who can get through a packed defence and create something.
>>69033290
obviously you lay the ball off to sturridge and let him do 100 stepovers before losing the ball then rinse and repeat
I wish to salute the integrity of the England football team. It would have been hypocritical of them to remain in Euro '16 after Brexit. I am sure it broke their hearts to deliberately play that badly, but it was what strong moral character demanded.
>>69033052
Who is this semen demon? I need to know!
>>69033073
Arsene Wegner
>>69033079
Being fair, Romania already went trough ceausescu. England has yet to go trough Boris.
>>69033348
Desu it's worse than lack of a genius. For example if Alli simply stays deeper and so does Rooney, you can immediately see an improvement in space for easy passes.
Obviously Iceland would answer so it's not that easy, but still.
>>69033371
Hestia from DanMachi.
>>69022010
Holly and Benji were really good players
>>69022283
i dont i hate the team desu
>>69033422
Ok, I laffed.
>>69033290
Look I'm no professional but I'd just boot it into the box to vardy.
>>69022283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
We know we've been shit for 50 years but we have hope that one day we'll somehow do it with a rag team of shitters.
>>69033290
Rppny actually believes he's a top midfielder and will play there next season under Mou.
Haha lads.
So who will succeed >royes?
Shearer? Brenny?
>>69033522
those comments lol
In 2014. England did not take any wingers to the World Cup. Everybody commented on it being a major problem. Even Italy vs Spain, the commentators were talking about Spain lacking pace which can change things up (this was yesterday).
In 2016, England once again take no fast wingers. Once again, same shit happens. All wide play goes through full backs.
This is unacceptable. Going "Well all the wingers are shit!" is not an excuse. You need something to CHANGE THE PLAN. There are several wingers out there which could be used. Lennon, Walcott, Townsend and Young for example. Yet Woy, once again, refused to take them.
This is utter bullshit. The fact England are shit is irrelevant, lots of teams are '''''''''''''''shit''''''''''''''''' and can manage to win games simply because they have a game plan and if the game plan doesn't work they switch it up. Hungary did it. Iceland did it. Wales did it. Etc.
>>69033501
You'd have to a great passer to do so because 8 and 23 prevent you from kicking it low., and 6 is going to close Vardy easily.
>>69022461
He's trolling in another thread about Brexit, it's kinda funny. He's doing the "these sources don't count because X" and the "fuck off back to /pol/" stuff. It's classic stuff, but funny all the same.
>>69022573
>>69024144
Wilshere was pretty good before he got injured. He shouldn't have gone, thou. But then Woy didn't even take any wingers, so I seriously doubt he realised what he was doing ANYWAY.
>you were alive when the uk pissed it's future down the drain and the English national side is the biggest joke in the world.
can this week get any worse lads.
Tqbh, England didn't take Iceland (or any underdog for that matter) ever seriously.
Have you watched their games?
Every game it looks like they strut in there like peacockks, then they get shit on by the repair crew of some ice fishing boat and end up crying on the pitch because "how could that 'ave 'appened m8os, we're Inglund fa christs sake!".
Stop thinking other teams are joke teams because their managers don't make 5 million a year like yours does and you might be saved humiliations like 1-1 vs USA or being kicked out by Iceland.
>>69033609
terrorist attack
>>69022573
>>69024144
England would have won if the "best striker in Europe" had scored the chances Wellshit had provided. Not defending him, but he was good in the qualifiers and friendlies prior, he got injured, shouldn't have gone, but it's not like he didn't give chances on a plate against Iceland.
If Kane, Vardy, Sterling and Sturridge can't score goals, then what good is there in having midfielders? You could have had 2008 Iniesta and Xavi, Rivaldo and Zidane and it wouldn't have made a difference if the forwards can't score free headers and sky a shot from 10 yards out.
Woy was senile, he should have taken wingers, should have taken DM's and should have had a back up plan. He didn't. Therefore it sucked. The fact he took Sterling off after half-time showed how clueless he was. You need attackers on the pitch. He was losing, he should have removed a midfielder or pushed Rooney up. Fuck knows.
>>69033562
top lel.
>>69033609
Yeah, you could be falseflagging and shitposting on a Burmese Shadow Puppet Theatre Animation BBS.
Oh shit, you are!
>>69033649
it broke my heart and then i couldn't stop laughing
>3 likes
>>69033658
what do you mean falseflagging you knob.
this is going down as one of my worse weeks ever.
>>69033643
Sterling is shit. He's been so bad his agent has been writing fcuking articles about his confidence in the Guardian.
If he's lucky Pep will sell him to Arsenal with the rest of the shitters there
>50 million
If we'd have won we could've shitposted about how England left the EU and is going to win the Euro.
Now we just get shitposted on about how
>BREXIT
>ENGEXIT
>XDDDD
can't take itlads
i hope iceland blow france the fuck out now desu, but we did play shit so I know they'll probably lose
>>69033680
Are you LITERALLY shaking over Brexit? Are you feeling sick? Poor babby.
>>69033682
Oh good it's the Irish ABA. What a wonderfully original post he's made.
>Wenger
>Spending £50m
TOP FUCKING KEK.
>>69033568
>You need something to CHANGE THE PLAN
Being fair, last time England tried to "CHANGE THE PLAN", they left the EU.
AVB
it's happening
>>69021605
I'm so glad my grandfather stole bread so we wouldn't be associated with this sort of shame.
>>69033694
>Apparently London and the business class don't understand economics but the folks in Cornwall and Nottingham do. Incredible.
britain has had enough of experts lad. that weird looking chap with the big head and small body said so.
it doesn't really matter anyway cos nothing will actually change. we'll still pay the EU the same amount of money so we can be in the single market, we'll still have free movement of EU citizens and the same level of immigration for the same reason. but we'll all get new passports and driving licences that don't say EU on them.
>>69033728
1 Arsenal player in the Engalnd squad and it was Wilshire. And he's utterly useless.
>>69033770
Sanchez just won the Copa for the 2nd time
Ozil won a World Cup and could win the Eurobowl
Ramsey is pretty good
>>69033770
Apart from the Iceland game where Kane fucked up 3 (THREE) chances, he was useless. Yes.
But that's not my point. Wenger won't spend £50m on one of the worst players of the tournament AND who is at a ''''''''''''''''rival''''''''''''''' (a team couldn't even get into *snicker* Europa) who is ALSO English.
That's just fucking stupid and he won't do that. He won't buy anybody else, especially with Xhaka coming in.
Regardless, the might of Liverpool's Clyne, Sterling and Henderson REALLY helped England progress, huh?
Hey guys, isnt faggotry a pretty strong word to put on the cover of a paper? I see trown around easily here but i tought it was too homophobic for normies
>>69033836
Looks like an edit.
But faggot means "bundle of sticks". In the UK, it's also a type of meatball, called a 'faggot'.
So, probably, but even if this was legit, that would be the defence. They'd call England 'stiff like a bundle of sticks; faggots'.
>>69033825
Ramsey is showing what Arselel fans have wanted since his GOAT season a couple of years ago. He's scoring, he's assisting and he's helping with defence. It's quite outstanding how players can rape for NT, but not for club, or rape for club, but not for NT.
Xhaka was also at Euros, but, he's not a good example. Giroud has 1 goal, 1 assist, this Euros, so he's doing well. Koscienly is doing well as well.
That's it.
>>69033770
Everyone knows that in all the English Clubs the main players are foreigners, the others are just overrated quota filler that gets hyped to death.
>>69033899
That poster is a Liverpool fan. So he's just bitter his amazing players didn't do anything, which is why Liverpool finished 8th.
>>69033895
I don't think you can argue that Arsenal have some very good players. They are nothing if not consistent at what they do.
Their problem is that they have the exact same issues every season (no good striker since RVP, midfield is full of fairy manlets who get bullied the fuck out) and their senile managers steadfast refusal to either acknowledge or solve those problem year on year.
>>69033916
Well Wenger is leaving at the end of the season, no matter what. If he wins something, he retires on a high. If he doesn't, he doesn't sign a contract extension and sees it out.
There is a reason he splashed £30m within a week of the window opening and why he offered £20m for Vardy.
He won't sign Sterling, not for £50m. £25m? Maybe.
Coq and Elmemey or whatever aren't fairies, but they're not Viera/Keane tier.
>>69033836
Fake, the real Sun headline is here:
http://suttonnick.tumblr.com/
>>69033954
Daily Star one is brilliant. Though I doubt the article writer was alive during the Cod Wars.
I said, before the game, on /sp/ it'd end 2-1 to Iceland. I should have bet. I would have made mad bank.
I can't find my post or the odds at that time...
>>69033986
Is Icelandic football the superior way to play?
Where they don't hog possession, play very defensively but counterattack every chance they get, etc
>>69032824
Walker was at fault for the first Iceland goal
>>69034003
The horrible thing is? It would have worked if we had done the same. Vardy up front. Two fast wingers, it doesn't matter about crossing or scoring, just to make runs. With Wilshere as DM (I'm using Woy's choices here btw, of course Delph or Drinkwater would be better) doing long balls (he did it against Slovakia and I see no reason he couldn't have against Iceland) it would have been a tactic Iceland wouldn't have expected.
But that would have required:
1. Wingers
2. Woy to teach hoofball
The goals conceded were due to Walker being a shit defender, good attacker, and Hart making YET ANOTHER mistake.
Drop Hart. Make him No.2. There has to be better GK's out there.
>>69032749
Reminder that a lot of us are being paid to shill for the EU, especially right now. Nobody was prepared for the Brexit, everyone thought it was in the bag for the EU, especially after the Cox incident, so basically nobody was assigned to this topic. There's been total panic since Friday, everyone was "called in" and assigned to the Brexit to shill everywhere about the economy and whatever doomsday scenario we can come up with. Just disregard it, lads, you gonna be fine.
>>69029790
We own a bit of your country too, paddy
>>69034068
>Drop Hart. Make him No.2. There has to be better GK's out there.
this. 2 big fuckups in the space of 3 games. can't see him lasting at shitty with pep on board. think he's more stoke/everton sort of level tbph
>>69034088
Haha fucking Eurocunts.
>>69034088
Nobody seriously thinks that paying billions into the EU with it's huge inefficiencies and massive salaries for nameless bureaucrats was a good idea. It's just banter when people pretend they are remain to fuck with us.
The
>BREXIT
>ENGEXIT XD
shit posting triggers me still tho
>>69033073
Maradona
>>69021605
Next time don't have near half the 11 be Spurs players
>>69032802
>FULLTIME LIFETIME PLUMBERS
>>69034608
Maradroga doesn't count. He is a living meme
>>69034161
>implying you won't pay more now that you are out though
>>69023223
Tyrone Gomez
>>69023223
cuck
>Europeans take personal offence the UK left the EU
Why is this? If we want to govern ourselves, I don't understand why that would make you furious.
Is the EU a cult?
>>69034948
Because you helped hurt their economies as well as tanking your own.
The English are a shower of wankers
I'm actually incredibly pissed. If we had lost against Germany or France, it would have been sad but entirely expected. Losing against Iceland however has made me realise what an absolute joke football is. These are the supposed best players of our entire country; a bunch of complacent, overpampered morons who couldn't make it in anything else and yet they get an easy life getting to be completely shit at their profession while others slave away to survive.
I used to think that "give soldiers footballers wages" thing was pretty hyperbolic, but now I understand their sentiment. At least soldiers contribute something to their country.
>>69034948
media indoctrination. nobody seems to hate switzerland or norway.
>>69034948
>Is the EU a cult?
Pretty much, yes. It's some Charles Manson shit right now, but even quite a few of Manson's followers eventually wised up and got the fuck out of there. If we follow the natural self-destruction of cults, the EU will lose a few more member states, and then completely implode.
>>69034985
Like Scotland tried to with the UK 2 years prior.
Let me guess, it disnae coont cos we're scortlan aye
>>69034948
It's a caliphate
>get told day in, day out by JFs en masse that England are shit and will never win anything
>England play shit and prove this
>said JFs go nuts as if they're surprised
Lads why does this happen?
>>69035095
People just enjoy being right. It provides a false sense of victory to themselves that they were able to be right about something painfully obvious to anyone who wasn't deluded.
Sometimes it's just bants and pessimism, innately looking for any reason to target us because it's the cool and hip thing to hate ingurland for some reason. They get this mad about it though because they have nothing else in their life to feel proud of, except this one obvious prediction.
>>69034678
Or
>ARSECHOKE
>>69033079
What do you expect? An alliance of chavs, pensioners and pol spergs spouting hot 24/7 memes did this.
>>69023223
Chad
>>69026143
Actually, it has been proven many times that USA won 1-1
>>69035447
So why didn't you go and rally more for people to remain if you feel like that?
