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orioles tbqh
>>69013426
>just about to make a FUCK DIVEGRASS edition
Well done lad
Indians tbf
>thread dies 5 minutes after the last post
Just give soccer its own board ffs
>suckher
Emergency bumping to save /mlb/ holy shit.
>>69013990
Thats stupid
What do you expect to happen when probably the most popular sport on the board has a major happening during a major tournament?
Post your hottest memes, brehs
Don't let /mlb/ die
>>69013990
I expect the lazyass mod to do his job and delete half these shitty threads
Royals
>>69014737
Who cares just make another thread if it gets bumped off
Go Barves.
>>69015311
meant for >>69015007
>>69015007
The mod to do his job and sticky a containment thread so it doesn't clog up the entire board
>page 7 again
I hope this shit dies down before 7. No way does the Giants gamethread live through this deluge
>>69013426
NYM@WSH- 7
TEX@NYY- 7
BOS@TBR- 7
CHC@CIN- 7
CLE@ATL- 7
STL@KC- 8 (MLB.TV Free Game)
TOR@COL- 8:40
PHI@ARI- 9:40
HOU@LAA- 10
OAK@SFG- 10
LAD@PIT- Doyers win 5-4
Place your bets gents
>>69013426
>this much salt edition
>boreball
>>69016229
From the top:
Mest over Nats, because that would be funny
Fuck the Arcade League
Fuck the Arcade League
Cubbies over reds because duh
The Tribe ez
I hope the Cards because it would be funny
I have no idea
Dbags
Fuck the Arcade League
Jints
>>69016229
Mets
Rags
Sox
Cubs
Injuns
Cards
Rockies
Dbacks
Astros
Giants
>>69015311
There's no reason to delete the threads just because you don't like them
>>69015469
That's stupid too, there's a lot to discuss
tfw afraid of trap game/series
>cusb exposed
>nats are garbage
I hope you boys are ready for a doyers/jints NLCS
I went to my first baseball game a few weeks ago and I LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY fell asleep
awful awful sport, couldn't think of something more boring to go and watch.
>>69016955
the dodgers may be leading for the wild card but i feel like there's still the possibility of a skid, losing 3 to the ass pirates is not a good look
>>69017078
>L
>E
>A
>F
>>69016909
>a lot to discuss
It's nothing but shitposts
>>69017078
You're supposed to get drunk and heckle for three hours leafman
>>69016956
>>69017078
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>69017078
This is your average Blue Jays fan until August
>>69016229
Nats
Rands
BoSox
Reds
Indians
Cards
Rockies
D-Backs
Astros
Jints
>>69017286
I'm not a fan of anyone or the sport at all
Went in blind not knowing what to expect from a MLB atmosphere, was completely underwhelmed and shocked by how fucking BORING this sport is
>>69017286
>implying it's not a hoc shitposter
>>69017539
I just went to /hoc/ and some dipshit said hockey was gay. I wonder if it's the same person lol.
bump
>>69018324
Australians love their baseball, eh?
>>69016229
Mets
Rangers
Red Sox
Cubs
Indians
Cards
Jays
Phils
Astros
Giants
Royl's
>>69019038
>Boils
Baseball
>Michael Morse is now a MLB Tonight analyst
Well then.
>>69017107
Nah, the Dodgers always go on a crazy run. They're just underperforming right now. They'll win about 90-93 games and win the wild card and the Giants will about 94-97 games and win the division. Whichever of these teams doesn't win the division will win the wild card though
>>69019760
How the mighty have fallen
I will always remember you Morse
>>69019834
They'll get 1 of the 2 wild card spots I mean
Another day, another possible injury to a mats pitcher
>>69021261
>doormats
>2nd place in division
>NL wild card leaders
>>69018324
what
Bumping a sport invented by the English.
My team has an off day today
Why even live
>being triggered by people enjoying other sports
insecure much?
for the FUTURE
>>69022712
To laugh at the English and jerk off
>>69022595
basedball is an AMERICAN FUCK YEAH invention purely, Brexits need not apply
Indians @ Braves
>>69022949
>>69022949
>>69022949
>>69022816
Invented by the English. I know we as Americans have all the money but we didn't invent shit except the McRib and the fleshlight.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rounders
>>69023063
>we as Americans
>t. Nigel vacationing in Miami
>>69023063
Rounders is no more baseball than Cricket is
Mets v Nats thread?
>>69023063
Baseball is American. It was inspired by a British game
>>69023102
Nigel vacations in the Hamptons
Pablo vacations in Miami
I vacation at your mom's house.
Get it right
>>69013426
People unironucally like this bore fest?
LET'S GO SNAKES!
>>69023298
Spotted the Twinks fan
>>69023298
Not only do we like it, we can spell it.
>indians get to play the braves now
this isn't fair
>>69023298
>you will never dinger
>>69023354
Cute snek
>>69015469
Yeah because that's what happens when the super bowl is on
>BOMBSTON
>>69023784
>check score
>it's 5-0 in the 1st inning
>the city of Rodriguez
>PILATES
The Age of Arrieta has certainly come crashing down.
>2 best pitchers in the league lit up back to back days
1. Syndegaard
2. Cueto
3. Bumgarner
4. Fernandez
5. Wright
>tfw no A's fans exist to trade bantz with this series
>>69024123
dumb leafposter
royals cardinals
>>69024230
>>69024230
>>69024230
>>69024217
Das raycis
>Anon, will the Astros make the wild card round this season?
>>69024290
Cueto also got lit up yesterday dummy. 6 runs in 6 innings
>>69024332
I'm not the same leaf desu
>>69024316
>arcade babby league
Who cares slut
>>69024359
AL won last year moron. Got anything else brilliant to say piece of shit?
>>69024352
My bad, meant to reply to the other post
>>69024332
>>69024123
>>69024217
>puts cuetshit as the 2nd best pitcher in the league
>think hes authentic leaf
>People in charge of understanding a simple "joke"
>>69024404
>fat benchwarmer league
>tfw I’m the only one here watching your sports
>tfw I absolutely fucking hate soccer
what do /sp/
>>69024499
High 5
Where do you watch baseball in France? Just online or what?
>>69024583
Sometimes french channels may broadcast (with delay tho) some matches but I usually prefer to get an online stream.
>>69024468
>free outs league
Im going to estimate over the course of a season the NL teams on average play 15 or more less games than the superior American League due to all the free outs they get against Pitcher hitters
>>69024172
fuck outta here
Half the jints fans on /sp/ don't know who to root for this meme series
>>69024678
>actually responding
forget it jake, its NL town
>>69024678
>muh pitcher's safety!! league
For the record though, I like both leagues and like that they each have their own twists
>bombston
>>69024741
Yeah they do retard
I'll never understand how the Giants cause you guys such asspain that you need to lie about shit
>>69024860
There's literally at least 2 Giants faggots who unironically "hope Oakland does good."
Buncha cucks and fags in SF, which are you?
>>69024909
Yeah, I'm one of those who'd rather see the A's win the AL west over anyone else. Doesn't effect my team at all. When they're playing >my team, the Giants, it's obviously a completely different story and they're just another team we need to beat. I've explained all of this before and you've obviously read it. Losing this series to the , A's would be worse than anything, good thing it won't happen
>>69025027
So a faggot cuck.
:^)
>>69025086
Nah. Are you an A's fan?
Nope. They don't exist
>Fake Arrieta
>ottomans
Great thread, guys.
For a while I thought things were gonna get.....
Messi
>>69025118
>>69025086
Also I'm not from San Francisco
>>69025182
>jints faggot
>not from SF
who could have guessed?
>>69024669
Old world baseball fans are like unicorns to most people here. We can't even imagine how someone over there gets into it.
T-tell me more about your ways
>>69025210
I'm from San Jose and was raised a Giants fan
Should the millions of people who don't live in a city with a pro baseball team not root for an MLB team?
Who's your team and what city are you from?
>>69025283
Forgot pic
How the fuck did MUH MEDIA all predict Bombston to win that division?
>>69025353
Holy shit it's already 9-0 and it's only the 3rd
>>69025353
they will come back watch, their offense actually cares and tries they will at least get back to within 2 or 3 runs of the rays
>>69025353
The media doesn't predict who will win stuff. They predict who they want to win stuff
>synderbust
>Syndegaard
>Kershaw
>Arrieta
>Verlander
>Cueto
What the fugg is happening
>>69025586
Who is next?
>>69025533
>snyderbuust's velocity falling faster than the British Pound
lel
>5 stolen bases in 1 inning
jesus synderbust exposed hard
>>69025625
>mestfags actually think his elbow injury isn't a concern
absolutely delusional lmao
>>69025688
>exposed
he leads the majors in SBs allowed, nothing new has been exposed
Jesus Coors field is the biggest fucking meme ballpark. Lazy fly balls go out to straight away center.
>>69025586
>23.2 IP
>35 H
>26 ER
>13 BB
>>69025819
it sucks jose is still on the DL, he would have feasted this series
>>69025596
Clearly established #ace Euardo Rodriguez
A R R I E T TA
R
R
I
E
T
A
D I N G E R
I
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E
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pitchers' HRD when?
>arenado is better than bryant
>>69026018
>better defender
>better hitter
Yep he is.
>>69026043
>it's a leaf post
opinion instantly disregarded
>NL Fags about to come crawling out of the basement
>>69026087
Still doesn't change the fact that arenado > bryant
>>69026043
>worse numbers while playing in colorado half his games
Does anyone actually think memechanics pitchers like Syndergaard, Matz, deGrom, and Harvey aren't all going to blow out their elbows (again in some cases)?
>tardinals
>methinals
>hackinals
>>69026087
All his stats are better and coors meme isn't even a defense bc Wrigley is a little league park.
How do you blackball a guy who can change the game with one swing of a bat?
>>69026374
>Coors ranked #1
>Wrigley ranked #25
>>69026359
>hackinals
what even happend with that are they going to get any punishment or anything?
What are your opinions on the Giants.
What are were your opinions on the Giants when they won 3 titles in >5 years
>>69026497
oh yeah, source
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/parkfactor
LOL, the roid sux announcer said "I wouldn't have expected the rays to get 10 runs in three GAMES"
has he SEEN the fucking pitching staff on his shit team?
>>69026497
>>69026528
>2016
>using an incomplete season's stats that don't have the hot-humid months of Chicago included
Wrigley is league-average over a whole season. Not a "little league park" but not #25 either.
>>69026604
Was it eck who said it?
>Jake "5 innings" Arrieta
>>69026650
no it was their play-by-play guy, the one who replaced don orsillo
>>69026641
Wrigley is neutral and either a hitter's park or pitcher's park depending on the winds
>>69026641
Wrigley was 14th last year, and 23rd the year before
Coors as #1 both those years, so yeah the Coorsbaby argument is legitimate
>>69025283
Yes.
>>69026516
I honestly just imagine raging autists who incoherently hate the Giants when I imagine non Giants fan /sp/ posters. They want the Giants to fail so bad that they unapologetically lie and grasp at straws to insult them
It's honestly pretty sad how angry they make some people
>>69026860
I personally don't mind you guys. Just as long as you don't wipe out my hometown team. (A's)
>>69026745
And then #2 the year before that. I wish we could see the run environment as compared to the temperature/humidity/wind. The weather does some really stupid shit in Chicago's parks.
>>69026897
>Just as long as you don't wipe out my hometown team. (A's)
Heh, nothing personal kid. Better strap in
>>69026965
was it a really high fly ball homer?
>>69026965
>And then #2 the year before that
behind... wait for it... Coors Field
Mandate
Steroids
>runners on 1st and 2nd with no outs
>don't score
Shocking.
>rags
Kris Bryant with 3 dingers and 2 doubles for the first time in major league history, 16 total bases
also captcha related
>>69027675
And he's still not the best 3B
OAK Athletics vs SF Giants
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>69027668
>>69027668
>>69027668
>>69027675
That also skyrockets him to #1 in position player WAR in the NL
>Ameriniggers triggered this easily
Dont get a stroke when passing out asleep again at your boreball games, lardos mcfatties
>can hardly score runs in the friendliest hitters park in the league
just end us so we can firesale at the deadline already, i dont want to deal with another season of false hope and choking
>>69027798
Quit your whining it's 4-0
The Angels and Astros are playing. Come entertain me
>>69027857
>>69027857
>>69027857
>>69027847
i posted when it was 2-0 and gray is still gonna end up with double digit Ks
>>69027758
thanks for your concern, Jesus
>>69027706
as of now
Bryant's wRC+ 147
Arenado's wRC+ 135
>>69027889
I doubt it. He has 7 and 2 were against a guy who isn't swinging.
>>69027915
>>69027706
Beltre is the best 3rd baseman
>>69027959
This
>>69027758
Don't tell me what I can and can't do ya mook
>>69027959
Agreed
>>69027959
he's a future HOF, but even if he once was the best 3B, he's not in 2016
>>69028022
Not this
Better 2B: Pedroia or Kinsler?
JOIN THE OFFICIAL /MLB/ BEAT THE STREAK GROUP
if you put "4chan" in the search bar it'll be the only one that shows up
pls join
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/fantasy/bts/y2016/#t=groups
>>69028118
Odor
>>69028118
Altuve > Cano > Kinsler > 5'0 manlet
>>69028118
Schoop
>>69028147
>Listing Altuve twice
>>69028147
Altuve literally just struck out against atrocious Anaslime pitching. Fuck that overrated manlet. Odor is superior
>>69027959
Beltre is Hall of Fame and top-10 GOAT of the modern era 3B
lists related are for players from 1920-present
>>69028147
I didn't ask for a list, you retarded leaf
SOMEONE STOP THEM
>>69028132
JOIN IT MEMELORDS
Trout just hit into a double play. Tell me why he's better than Mazara, again?
>>69028265
>Ichidoge
aww
windians!
>FIVE SEPARATE RAYS EACH HAVE 3 HITS
>BOMBSTON
kekekekek
>>69028178
>Altuve literally just struck out against atrocious Anaslime pitching
yeah that totally invalidates his .340 average and .420 OBP
I already know the answer but I need serious opinions here...
How hung is Bryant, over/under 7 inches?
I say over
go angels
>>69028229
Not my fault you asked the wrong question
>>69028297
Pretty easy when your strike zone is 5 inches from his manlet torso lol also he's never knocked out Jose Bautista either, Odor has
>>69028311
I think we can confidently agree he's a solid 7, if you know what i mean
>>69028273
He hasn't blown a no-hitter yet
>>69028296
not even watching anymore.
>it's another Red Sox pitching gets fuckin rekt episode
>late in the episode
>bringing in Kimbrel in a blowout because there is no one else
>>69028328
Not my fault you have no reading comprehension
>>69028311
Under. All those steroids have shortened his dick to the size of a thimble, I'm sure.
Another Odor homer lol Altuve who???
>>69028401
Oh I can read I just chose to educate you on how the 2B rank.
>>69028396
Yea he did he couldn't run down a easy fly out when CJ wilson was hitless through 5 back in 2013
>>69028462
>hitless through 5 is comparable to the top of 9th
@69028445
(You)
>score 7 runs
>lose
>samardJUST
Chapman is going to blow this
>>69028548
a 7-inch cock?
>girardi convinces the umps to delay the game because crapman is shit
blue jays bullpen yet again going to lose a game
sigh can we at least get a new episode once in a while
>when texas btfo
>>69028588
>doubting drew storen
He's literally GOAT
>>69028586
>signing an NL-babby closer who sucks
Kimbrel >>>>> muh 106-mph fastball man
>>69028606
Keep going
>>69028606
>hits back to back batters
top kek you retard how new are you hes been shit all year
>>69028617
LOL, kimbrel is shit too
What the hell is delaying the Yankees-Rangers game?
>>69028634
You're a fucking idiot
>>69028606
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
>>69028646
Rangers were doing too well against the league's favorite team so MLB had to call it off
>>69028646
it's been raining since like the 5th, but NOW they decide to delay it
>>69028541
Literally fucking why. He's complete shit
>>69028653
>0 outs
>loads the bases
>gives up 2 earned runs
>gets pulled
real elite reliever right there
>>69028690
Wanting Chapman to hit a player in the head with 100
>>69028733
Talking shit?
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>>69028606
ANYTHING ELSE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?
>>69028785
didn't even know the rays were capable of scoring 13 in a game. Well done, red memes
>giving up 3 runs in an inning with 0 outs recorded
>about to use a 3rd reliever for the one inning with still not an out recorded by the bullpen
a work of art
>>69028606
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER
>>69028785
haeving porblems bombston?
>jasy "bullpen"
lel
>>69028816
FIVE RUNS IN ONE INNING WITHOUT A SINGLE OUT RECORDED
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS BULLPEN MY FUCKING SIDES ARE DISAPPEARING
CANADA BTFO'D
Windians m8s
>>69028606
Well memed my friend
>>69028643
oh yeah?
>muh one more blown save (16/18)
>better ERA
>more Ks
>fewer hits given up
>better H/9 and HR/9
>better ERA+ and WHIP despite having 11 walks to Chapman's 4
yep, Kimbrel > Chapman this year
> every attractive woman i meet is a space case
> every intelligent woman i meet is a cunt
> every slutty woman i meet gets tired of me
who /baseballistheonlyreasontolive/ here
>>69028878
they're both objectively shit
we are going to take the giants record for getting btfo in one inning by the rockies
>the fucking state of the al east rn
Tfw giants left their pitching in shitsburg
>>69028883
if every time you meet a woman ends badly, maybe it's you who embodies the descriptors you used
>>69028909
how do you figure?
>disastros
>>69028959
chapman is like the yankees third best reliever so congratz
>>69028937
>brony fans making fun of other teams
kek
jesus christ canada
>>69028971
oh, I thought we were comparing closers here. apparently I was wrong.
>>69028989
now do you fags understand why we always complain?
keep in mind storen and chavez are the 4th and 5th best relievers we have
>>69029010
miller is the best closer on the yankees, he's just working as a set up man because chapman is a big baby
the yankees are shit this year though so being better than them isnt even impressive
>>69029025
>the 2nd best reliever we have is a giants reject that couldnt even move up to triple A by the time he was 25
>the 3rd best reliever is a 40 year old career 4.0 ERA grilli
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THIS BULLPEN AND PITCHING STAFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST TRADE LITERALLY EVERYONE UNDER CONTROL FOR 2 YEARS OR LESS FOR ANY YOUNG ARMS, LITERALLY ANYONE THAT CAN THROW OVER 90
>>69028623
>>69028634
>>69028672
>>69028807
>>69028845
All these yous from such obvious bait. Fucking new fags get the fuck off my board.
>>69029140
(you)
:^)
And just like that the god damn ASStros break my heart again. After 20 years of ONE notable season, you would think I'd learn by now. But nope, somehow, I have made it possible to believe in an Astros team with a best player that's shorter than my 13 year old sister. Am I stupid? Am I a masochist? Altuve and Correa are all flash, no cash. Pretty numbers until you dive into he important stuff, and realize that they always leave RISP. Stupid fucking beaners can't even pronounce Minute Maid Park right (Mee-neet made pur-k) are you kidding me?!?!? Of course, the non beaner players are just as responsible to blame. That white trash piece of shit Kuechel (TOP 5 IN HIGHEST ERA INCREASE FROM LAST SEASON BTW) can't hit a corner if I promised him as much crystal meth as possible. Of course our resident moon cricket Sipp still lives up to his nickname Tony "Automatic 3 walks nigger" Sipp. This fucking team is a disaster, and is doing everything in their power to eradicate reasons to live and not kill myself. BUT DON'T WORRY, we have a great farm system, just bring up one of the stars in AAA, RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, let's take a look at this "next stud" AJ Reed. His fat ass doesn't have a major league hit in his 3 MLB games. Maybe if I grabbed him by the fucking double chin and promised him a donut his fat ass would run out an infield single. Fuck this team, I'm done.
>>69029033
>anything under a .600 win %age = shit
yankees "fans" are such spoiled whiny babies
Only 11 teams have stadium music for Wins listed on their music page.
Can people help me fill in the rest if they know them or if any of these are incorrect? thnk u
>>69027847
can we whine now its 9-4
>>69029169
>one notable season in the past 20 years
stopped reading there, the casual is overflowing
>>69029237
why would we whine about a .500 team overachieving by being 3 games over .500?
>>69029197
the yankees literally have the worst team in the league, 3 of the starters have eras over 5, the line up is arguably the worst in the league and the bullpen is about to give up a lead to the fucking rags
they are dog poop, they aren't even above .500
>>69029224
Red Sox = Dirty Water by The Standells
also
>avicii
>>69029169
tl;dr
and this >>69029239
>what is '05
>getting swept by Chiraq
There it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damn Lastros!!!!!!!!! FUCK
@PeteAbe 16s16 seconds ago
The #RedSox optioned Eduardo Rodriguez to Triple A after the game.
>>69029224
the reds win to unstoppable by foxy shazam
...i know.
who /10inarow/ here?
>>69029224
For the Windians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSeULiElrc
Cleveland Rocks - Presidents of the United States of America
>>69029303
But wasn't he their 3rd best pitcher?
>Faggraphs finally calling Puig the sequel to Frenchy
I remember calling that shit on here in 2013 and doyers fans being mad butthurt about it.
Syndergaard and Matz have bone spurs, supposedly are "fine" besides that
http://www.throwinginjuries.com/elbow/bone-spurs/
>However, like the ulnar nerve problems, sometimes the root of the problem is looseness of the UCL. If the looseness of the UCL causes more play in the elbow joint, the bones collide more forcefully and the bone spurs grow rapidly. It is almost as if the body is trying to stabilize the elbow by growing more bone! So, if a pitcher has bone spurs in the elbow, the UCL must be evaluated. If the problem is stemming from the UCL, it must be reconstructed and the spurs removed. If the ligament is okay, then the spurs can be removed with a much faster recovery. Note that if a pitcher has bone spurs in the elbow this is sometimes a warning sign that problems with the UCL may be coming.
>>69029224
im pretty sure the indians use the "cleveland rocks!" song
>>69029239
>what is the epic NLCS from the year before that
>what is winning 102 games in a season
>what is watching Bags tear the NL to shreds for the entirety of the 90s and have a stalwart top-5 second baseman for 20 years in Biggio
>>69029332
The Dodgers effectively have ruined him in every way, top to bottom in that organization, they are the most poorly run franchise in the majors considering their wealth and talent at hand
>>69029268
>avicii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCawU6BE8P8
>>69029303
that'll get the team on track!
>>69029268
>>69029314
>>69029327
>>69029343
thanks fellas
thanks rays
thanks rox
Tribe fans pay your respects to based LeBron who started the winning streak
>>69029224
CHW - Sweet Home Chicago
>tfw lost 6 of last 8 games
based, all we need now is to lose the series against the rockies and indians and we could be in line to firesale at the deadline instead of shell out more prospects for false hope
>>69029332
as long as he can hit he's better than Frenchy, same with Cespedes. Francoeur and Ankiel were fucking amazing to watch but neither could hit worth a damn.
That's also the reason why I'm so pumped about Christian Vazquez. Before TJ he was the best defensive catcher since I-Rod. (Get at me, Cards fans. I like Yadi too but c'mon, I have to root for my own team here.) And also why I was disappointed that he still can't hit much.
>you will never see another elite defensive and offensive catcher last long enough to be eligible for HOF status
>>69029327
>using the Drew Carey Show theme as your home-win exit music
based Indians and TMBG
>>69029418
TY LeGoat
>his team has lost in the past 12 days
kek
>getting shutout by Matt fucking Shoemaker
Blow up this fucking team already. Send Carlos Shitmez back to the Dominican, send Castro back to faggot land, and FIRE THE HITTING COACHES THEY FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69029445
I would kinda feel sorry for you if it wasn't for your obnoxious bandwagon.
Win or lose I still love the Braves.
>>69029463
you really think any bandwagoners would have gone through this horrible chokfest of a season? Seriously? You think no other team has bandwagoners? Our shit fans are no different than any other teams shit fans but you feel triggered because our flag and team is easier to identify, you're literally allowing yourself to get triggered by a flag on a chinese cartoon sports chat room, get it together already
>tag 5 on Arrieta
>he still wins
How is this even fair anymore? Manfred can go fuck himself.
I don't know how anyone could ever respect the Yankees. Every victory bought, and every loss inexcusable.
>>69029419
those fucking shoes lel
>>69029489
>choke fest of a season
Nice meme
>>69029489
Relax man, I'm not hating on you. I'm sure the bandwagon is gone now.
>>69029489
Jays fans were shitting up every game thread last season. Games they weren't even playing in.
fucking leaf
>>69029358
>they are the most poorly run franchise
Doyers might not win the whole thing despite their payroll but they are far from
being the most poorly run franchise considering the ocean of talent they have and their yearly contentions. Hate them as much as you want but their FO is probably the best in baseball.
This isn't even getting into their injuries and anemic offence.
This is Bryce Harper, the 2nd best player from Las Vegas in the major leagues
>>69029328
Not really. That'd actually be Porcello alarmingly enough.
Rodriguez is basically an oriole starter that isn't Tillman in a Red Sox uniform. And apparently he cries.
WC:
Houston/KC: Houston wins
ALDS:
Houston/Texas: Texas wins of course
O's/Indians: O's win
ALCS:
Texas wins
Thoughts?
>>69029544
I was meming desu
>>69029358
>most poorly run franchise
But that's not the whos
Do good A's!
>>69029489
>horrible chokefest of a season
>0.5 games out of a playoff spot
>it's not even half way through the season
Fucking histrionic Jays fans at it again. Just because you started watching baseball slightly earlier than the September bandwagoners doesn't make you a real fan, leaf.
>>69029442
thanks
>Jints
>>69029541
Reminder that Ken Griffey Jr. is the 2nd best player from Donora, PA
>>69029564
listen i would put in the effort and show you how we are incapable of scoring after the 7th inning or how many losses are directly attributable to our bullpen, or how many times our pitchers have gotten NDs or losses despite giving us a QS but im simply too depressed to even try it, maybe some other time.
>>69029581
Shut up faggot nobody wants to see you get depressed over nothing.
>>69029541
walking Harper 7 times is honestly the most pussy shit to have happened this season. The half blind LA kid struck him out 3 times.
>best team in baseball
>took afraid to face the MVP
>7BB
No
>>69029574
Reminder that Ken Griffey Jr. is the 2nd best player from Donora, PA born on November 21
>>69029581
Breaking news: Every team in baseball has it's own set of problems that need addressing. No team is great at every aspect.
Jesus Christ, just log off /sp/ forever.
>>69029581
You won a game recently when your opponent hit 8 home runs and it was all over the highlights and shit. Shut the fuck up already.
>>69029647
>you're bullpen gave up a run in every single inning and you barely won a game you scored 10 runs you should should be happy
kys
Reds Record Watch update:
Cincy gave up 5 (FIVE) HR to the Cubs today, bringing their season total to 129 HR allowed in 76 games.
The record for most given up in a season is 241, by the '96 Tigers.
>>69029626
>within the rules
>worked perfectly
I fail to see a problem, other than the Nats' problem providing him lineup protection
>>69029629
>every team
Do you know who the Rangers are, or?
Original version of is best version.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-IEMlJyak
>>69029661
>you're
lol you fucking leaf faggot.
>>69029647
>when your opponent hit 8 home runs and it was all over the highlights and shit
Built to win
>>69029661
>you're
>the city of me
>>69029661
Please stop. You're ruining it for us non retarded fans.
Fuck your even year lel.
>>69029673
kys
>>69029683
why are you such a faggot you think the people here arent going to laugh at us and shitpost endlessly once we drop out of the playoff race? you actually care what some assholes on a chinese cartoon imageboard think?
>>69029661
Reminder your life sucks and your favorite team fails to give you any amount of vicarious happiness.
>>69029666
Oh fuck you're right
I should apologize
>Arrieta's ERA
>Arrieta's Walk rate
And just when I thought Kershaw wouldnt win another Cy Young
>>69029693
You're a literal broken record saying "kys" so fucking much. Do not reply to me I cannot contain my laughter.
>>69029722
i already knew that though
>>69029666
Rangers have multiple starting pitchers on the DL, no real closer, not enough good relievers, and a designated hitter with one of the biggest contracts in baseball that has been terrible this season.
>>69029741
If it makes you feel better, I guarantee you my team and life are shittier than yours
How good would Kershaw be if he took the same PED's Jake takes?
Sub 1 ERA with 400K's?
>>69029767
I actually think he would be worse with pilates. I'd imagine roid rage would drive him to go OJ on someone instead of helping his career.
>>69029746
Anything else?
http://www.todaysknuckleball.com/new-york-mets/heyman-matz-knew-spur-since-may-cortisone-shot/
>has had the bone spurs sine MID-MAY
>took a fucking cortisone shot
>BUT HE'S COMPLETELY FINE
Is everyone remotely associated with the Mets just a completely delusional fuck?
>>69029795
Athletics are fucking gunning for you lol.
>>69029795
I was listing the problems the Rangers have that need addressing, I wasn't disputing the fact that they have the best record in the AL.
> Reddick
>>69029818
Anything else?
>>69029852
well they're down a run in a game that's about to be called
![enhanced-buzz-1381-1371742191-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rPVjHWX.jpg "enhanced-buzz-1381-1371742191-7[1]")
Gee Jake, thanks for those pilates, they sure helped me a lot!
>>69029872
You fucked up. Where's the goddamn pun?
>Arrieta
>Cy Young
Kek
>>69029852
yes, this
>>69029872
Shit tier Carlos, lad
>>69029796
>cortisone
my 94 year old grany gets those for her BTFO knees lmao mest
>>69029900
>bumshit
>cy young
double kek
>>69029902
>White Sox, Tigers, Rays, Braves
well no wonder
>>69029915
Maddy wont get a cy young but he will get another ring
>that trout altuve interaction
C U T E
U
T
E
>>69029940
Why even bother going for the Cy Young, when you can get multiple rings?
>>69029916
Hey, I'll still take it.
>>69028486
he broke it up nonetheless
>>69029906
Anything else?
>>69029969
yes, this
>>69029953
both look like qt's
under what circumstances would you ever swing at a 3-0 pitch
>>69029959
He'll never make the hall of fame without a cy young.
Would you let Lester in the hall of fame just because he has the third lowest WS ERA?
Don't be mad bro just stating facts.
>>69030003
A real low velocity pitch going right over the plate. If I'm ahead of the count, I'd swing just once.
>>69030003
runner on third, less than 2 outs
>>69030003
2 outs, runner in scoring position, your BA is significantly higher than the next guy in the order
>>69030003
avoiding an intentional walk. though in that case the better move is to swing at the 1-0 pitch
>>69030003
When you're down by a lot in the late innings and you need big hits to get back in the game
>>69029996
Anything else?
>>69030015
Nolan Ryan never won a Cy Young but he was elected to the hall of fame in his first year of eligibility with 98.79% of the vote.
Do they let pitchers in the hall of fame without cy youngs?
Starters anyway.
>>69030054
> i don't know anything about baseball but i still post in /mlb/
I thought Baseball was a white sport
but all these Dodgers and Angels fans around me are beaners
what gives
>>69030065
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
>>69030048
Nolan Ryan is the all-time strikeout king and won multiple strikeout titles that he got by himself.
Bumgarner has team accomplishments
>>69030076
Trump isn't President
>>69030076
Welcome to SoCal
DG wins. :-(
WHEN
>>69030094
>>69030086
im thinking that i should cheer for a different team, cant get into it with all these smelly stinky dumb beaner scum around me
who should it be?
>>69030113
Braves you bandwagon fuck.
>>69030110
Uguu :33
>>69030113
Brewers
>>69030113
IIRC bigots generally go for the cards
I legitimately shed tears whenever I see a rookie pitcher play in Coors. That makes me weep deeply.
Keep an eye on Mengden
How long are they gonna wait for the Rags to lose this game?
>>69030176
I like his mustache, reminds me of another A's player in history.
>>69030181
Does it make your pathetic life worth living to watch the most successful team lose a single game?
>>69030203
>(You), in under 2 minutes
Thanks :^)
>>69030203
Please.
>>69030246
Yeah, I knew it. Let me guess, Anaslime fan? Is life rough in the barrio, Jose?
>>69030257
>4-6 in your last 10
Are math and trends hard to comprehend and analyze in Chiraq, Ty'darius?
>>69030257
>mfw the rangers and cubs combine for 235 wins
>and 4 post season wins
>>69030290
so mad
>>69030290
let me know when you get back from the Klan rally Jethro, your team is a flash in the pan
If trips Mariners win their division
>>69030203
>(You)
>>69030302
Nope. Living life happy as can be in Plano and as a Rangers fan. Though pissed Altuve just got an RBI
>>69030323
Rodney is my favorite meme player
>>69030290
Nah, just bored and knew you were that easily baited.
>>69030302
You're confusing laughter with anger
>>69030319
>Klan rally
I'm Asian.
>>69030355
Woah you got me bro
Houston Astros up in this
>>69030142
HesRightYouKnow.png
>>69030393
then get the fuck to the west coast where you belong token chink. this isn't king of the hill
>>69030331
>Last 10
>10-0
What did they mean by this?
Dodgers win world series 2016 lmao
Can't make it up.
Gonna fucking rape the National League in the second half. Fuccxkkkkkkk
>>69030492
The Braves can stop you lol.
Dodgers got the:
Rookie of the Year.
Cy Young.
MVP.
>>69030480
>>69030481
can i join the tribe bandwagon please?
i always loved major league, wild thing is my favourite character
>>69030559
HOP ON FRIEND
>>69030559
>tfw the Tribe might have a bandwagon
>>69030600
thanks m8
roll tribe
Who /winningonanoffday/ here?
>>69030717
>mfw B2B chips
>>69030559
To be a true bandwagoner in baseball these days, you must dedicate your entire life to voting for some hr derby or something online
you only got a week now, better hop to it
>mest though their pitchers would stay healthy
>>69030761
>mfw it's september and only 2 of their opening day starters are still around; 85 year old 400 pound bartolo and harvey with his 13.227 ERA
>>69030761
>>69030832
seriously though they have to be doing something wrong when like 80% of their starters have had TJ surgery and/or experienced elbow problems in the last few years
>>69030853
Yeah it's called Pilates.
You need to go back
>>69030916
Are you angry?
>Jason Castro
>Castro
>plays for the Astros
Pottery
>>69030924
Nah, just disappointed
Fuckin Samardzija man
>>69030953
It's okay. Just remember you have three rings while the A's have nothing.
Do the Angels have the worst bullpen in the league?
>>69030990
Possibly.
>>69030977
checked
but actually thanks for reminding me that it's actually 8 compared to the A's 9
that's some lowkey salt in the wound man, but that's ok
>>69031009
They also swept >us in the '89 World Series lol
>Noah Syndergaard: "There's nothing structurally wrong with my elbow at all." No bone chips or spurs, no strains or tears, nothing. #Mets
Jake Arrieta as a hitter
>.294/.368/.500, 2 HR, 6 RBI, 5 runs, .373 wOBA, 135 wRC+
for comparison, reigning silver slugger, Madison Bumgarner, as a hitter
>.175/.261/.350, 2HR, 5 RBI, 4 runs, .266 wOBA, 69 wRC+
Per wRC+, Jake Arrieta's is a 35% better at hitting than the average position player
>>69031085
Kek
>>69031085
>retweet 1
>likes 3
Hi Anthony
>>69028785
I don't know how a team meeting is going to help them get 2 starting pitchers that aren't terrible.
>>69031110
He has a checkmark so it's cool
>>69017196
you dont belong here
>>69031132
YOU don't belong here, Peru
>>69031132
>posting without your leaf
fucking slut
>>69031118
>So, uhh, Xander, Mookie, back in the good old days Babe Ruth used to play in the field 3 or 4 days a week and pitch every 5th day, and it worked out pretty well for him.
>>69031058
Fuck that meme douchebag
baseball umpires are worse than soccer referees
astros are going to get walked off like right now
>loseton disastros
>>69031132
>el peruANO
>>69031345
>Bases loaded
>0 outs
They fucked up
>shitkees game still in a rain delay
lmso
>>69031329
>>69031345
>>69031361
Apologize.
>defensive SS that cant hit
why is this allowed?
>>69031361
Never mind
fucking mets REEEEEEE
>bottom 9th
>0 out
>bases loaded
>don't score
epic
>>69031392
no
>lastros
>>69030340
>happy as can be in Plano
Loving Every Laugh, Patel
http://www.strawpoll.me/10608334
http://www.strawpoll.me/10608334
http://www.strawpoll.me/10608334
>>69031424
Mad
Really hoping this Tex/NYY game comes back and goes into extras. I want some all night real nigga hours baseball.
>YES cameraman on that Latina ass
Nice
>Rangers - Yankees will resume at 2:15 AM ET - 5-6 game w/ tying run on first and a 3-1 count to Shin Soo Choo
here we go
![2d1f90578032e12bf29f15292f0b5d0c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QuRam74.jpg "2d1f90578032e12bf29f15292f0b5d0c[1]")
Arrieta is really struggling and looks tired. Maybe he should just.............
Take a walk
>>69031641
I don't get it...
jake arrieta has taken performance enhancing drugs
>>69031641
shut the fuck up Carlos
>>69031258
>>69031641
>>69031680
please refer to >>69030603
>marlins man still there
the absolute madman
Every cheats
Arrieta is just ahead of his time
>yfw the rags tie it up and the game goes to 18 innings
>that sparse crowd
Is baseball dying?
>>69031794
I would fucking love if that happened
OH LOOK THE YANKEES DECIDED TO FINALLY PLAY BASEBALL!
>rain delay ends
>strike out a guy
>1 out
>proceed to hit the next 2 batters to load the bases
This is gonna be good
>yankees
>SHITKEES
MY SIDES LEAVE THE PLANET AS I WITNESS THE HILARITY
>stankees
>yankeefags waited 3 and a half hours for this
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
absolutely JUST
incredible
>HE HITS ANOTHER ONE
>3 (THREE) HIT BATTERS BEHIND IN THE COUNT
>tfw you will never meet heidi watney by singular virtue of being obscenely rich
feels suicidal man
>several hour rain delay
>resume play
>rags take lead
>bottom of the ninth
>yankees win because the rags bullpen sucks ass
yfw this happens
>ywn travel with your father to new york city to watch him play against the yankees and cheer happily for him at 2 in the morning when he does well
>"No Runs" DMC
HEY MLB, LET'S PLAY A QUICK TRIVIA GAME!
CAN YOU NAME THIS ELITE PITCHER???
CLUE: HE HAS A WALK RATE OF 3.50 BATTERS EVERY NINE INNINGS BUT HE IS REALLY ELITE, HONESTLY
>>69031913
Is this actually happening in real life?
Am I reading this right? 3 of 4 batters were hit by a pitch?
>>69031951
>kirby yates
>>69031982
>miller gave up a run
>chapman gave up a run with his walked batter
>>69031964
L O L
>S H I T K E E S
>ask for a rain delay in the 9th knowing it will be the end of the night for your dominant closer and you only have shitty relievers left
MAD MAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>69031957
Nobody cares. Isn't even that bad honestly. All that matters is whether you give up runs, which he has been doing lately though. I'm saying this as a guy who can't stand that douche
you are just fucking useless, yanquis
>>69031999
What will Joe's binder think of next?
>>69032007
>memeiner fans think they actually, genuinely, literally have a shot at the division
WOO WEE IT SURE DOES STINK IN HERE
SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOOK A BIG OL' STANKEE
WHOA SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW IN HERE CAUSE IT STINKS! HAHA!
STINKS LIKE A GIANT SMELLY STANKEE LOL
The Yankees are such a fucking joke, being a fan of them is so tiring
Literally doesn't even matter when the old bum fucks fuck off in twenty whatever year, management will still overpay some other stupid fucks and draft a bunch of busts
for all that is good and holy please shitkees find a way to tie this game
I want to shitpost all night
>>69032007
The Mariners are at a fucking .500, perhaps you should worry about your own worthless piece of shit team
>in a knee jerk reaction the Yankees call up Theo Epstein offering to sell their entire farm for some Cubs reliever causing the whole baseball universe to say "wait what?"
>>69031957
i'm guessing Kershaw since you said elite pitcher?
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
safe
HAHA TIME FOR MEMES
game tying home run please
NEW THREAD WHERE
I WANNA POST DANK MEMES
>Aaron Missouri Residents
what a neat last name
hello where is the arod
>stinkees
>3 hours 43min delay
Gay
I wanted extras
thanks for the last night giggles, yanks
Don't fall asleep, next game's on in half an hour
>>69032198
A-God should have pinched hit for Hicks
>>69032207
>getting mad that other teams win when your team is too shitty for it to matter
lmao
![CmBKOToWAAEVw52[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VBhx62U.jpg "CmBKOToWAAEVw52[1]")
