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>July 1st
Free Agency
>July 2nd
Summer League
1st for Knicks winning the ECF
>No Curry
parker/murray/mills
leonard/ginobili/simmons
durant/anderson
aldridge/horford/p gasol/bertans
whiteside/m gasol/duncan/marjanovic
>>69028544
I'm surprised Green kept his legs down through that entire photo shoot.
Here’s the bottom line: When Draymond Green kicks Steven Adams in the nuts like a full karate chop and doesn’t get suspended, it’s because (the Warriors) were down 3-1 and they needed him on the floor,” said Donaghy. “Then he gets in a little altercation with LeBron. He grazes him, and he gets suspended.”
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/18/are-the-nba-finals-rigged.html
>>69028583
>autism
>>69028590
>I'm surprised Green kept his legs down through that entire photo shoot.
what did draymond mean by this?
“When (the league office) says to the referees—get (or punish) the first act; don’t get second act, and they don’t do that themselves? As a man and an NBA player, you have to let him react. They let LeBron bitchslap him, and Draymond gets suspended. And it’s because (the Cavs) were up 3-1. That’s the reason why.”
Game 6 presented even more controversy when NBA MVP Steph Curry fouled out for the first time all season. Warriors coach Steve Kerr called three of the six foul calls “absolutely ridiculous.” Both he and Curry were fined $25,000 by the league for criticizing officiating.
why am I so addicted to getting (You)'s? I find myself losing my shit when I get a good (You)
1st for the most dominant PF in the league today.
Donaghy says it’s clearest on the sixth and final foul where “LeBron ran him over” but a reaching foul was called on Curry. The MVP was then subsequently ejected for throwing his mouthguard in frustration.
That call was made by Jason Phillips, who Donaghy notes “blatantly missed the take foul in the OKC series.” Phillips was roundly criticized for bungling Game 5 of the San Antonio Spurs-Oklahoma City Thunder Western Conference Semifinals, after he failed to call an intentional foul Kawhi Leonard attempted to commit on Russell Westbrook, potentially costing the Spurs the game and eventually the series. The NBA’s Last Two Minute officiating report even noted that the call was incorrect.
“You find me a job in America where you can just totally screw up what you do and you still get a promotion. It’s the only one where that happens,” said Donaghy. “How does he get into the Finals?
Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>69028637
Thats not Henry Ellenson
Reminder Kevin Love is fucking this.
>>69028544
Lowry is jacked
>>69028654
dont @ me, we all know that webm was photoshopped.
>>69028661
>look he fucks a hot girl he's cool xDDDDDD
this is how gay you sound
Guess who I met at the YMCA
>>69028583
Let's have 16 players on a team so we can say Pop lost on purpose
>spurs logic
>>69028701
t. Lonely autist virgin sexually frustrated with himself
>>69028705
I bet those qt3. 14s got the pipe
>3-4
>advanced stats
>>69028544
>Paul "fuck everything with a hole" George is on the team
>yfw he is going to Brazil where Zika is mostly being passed from person to person via sex
>yfw he makes a dozen zika babies
>>69028661
She could do better
>>69028734
Harry kys for real
>>69028734
>34
>3-4
>>69028742
>She could do better
>harry's attempt to fake his death was a failure
>spam about how it was rigged
>>69028544
Is it racist that I cant tell the differnce between Paul George, Harrison Barnes, Dreymond Green, Kyle Lowry, and Demarcus cousins?
I literally just looked up all their faces and still couldnt pick them out from that webm
>>69028743
>43
is 3-4 backwards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69028765
I think he was trying to play the 7kt drove me to suicide angle
His "proof" was obviously fake, mods should permaban him
>>69028756
Are you really telling me you don't think someone THAT. hot could do better than motherfucking love? Dudes an oversized clown
>>69028805
love is really fucking handsome lol
Rate my 2k mix
https://youtu.be/ITnUFvs4RUU
>>69028768
I don't think they look very differnt from each other either, but I can tell the differnce
>>69028805
>Dudes an oversized clown
>>69028805
Love is a handsome guy, if he wasn't a basketball player he could definitely be a model. I'm pretty sure you're a jealous manlet probably a chink or nigger
>>69028840
He also grew up rich
>>69028848
>He also grew up rich
we're talking about his looks not his upbringing. don't fucking turn MY /nba/ into muh struggle hour
>>69028840
>he could definitely be a model
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we found the gays on /nba/
>>69028840
>>69028822
Is this a new meme? He is not "handsome" at all, if he were 5'10 he's be the typical white male looks wise
Get off his dick for gods sake
should he have went to Chicago in 2011 like he was supposed to?
what would have happen?
>>69028880
not him but he legitimately COULD be a model. he's gorgeous. nothing gay about admiring other men's looks
>>69028867
Hes a spoiled white boy just like you swagfag, go listen to 21 pilots and fuck off
>>69028893
Literally the same exact thing that happened in that time frame
Except with melo
>>69028901
>nothing gay about admiring other men's looks
holy fuck this board turned into FB 2.0
>>69028629
dopamine hit
>>69028924
>muh struggle
>>69028901
>gorgeous
if you think average joes are >gorgeous, then ya might be a redneck
>>69028924
>go listen to 21 pilots and fuck off
best post of the day imho
kinda feeling kinda down bro's...since we;re talking bout you's can i get some you's please? i justl ost my gf....she cheated on me.
>>69028637
>those t-rex arms
What did he mean by this?
>>69028924
Top kek, got em
>>69028931
>no socks
that shits unsanitar
>>69028966
I'm responding to the guy below you.
No
>>69028901
No you're just literal gay
Hes pretty average if we're being honest here
>>69028972
here you go friend. (You) for a (You)?
>>69028976
BTFO
>>69029000
nigga looks like 7 foot bill simmons
gross
>>69028892
>typical white male looks wise
Which is 9/10 looks wise compared to the rest of the world.
>>69028924
Hahahahahahahha take this L
If you can't post pics of yourself don't @ me.
>>69029024
My point is there is nothing about him that stands out you fucking autist
>>69029021
>nigga looks like 7 foot bill simmons
Does /nba/ really talk like this? wtf? Because you watch basketball everyone starts talking like a rapper?
>>69028544
Henry Ellenson will average a double double in the summer league, and many anylists will compare him to every great white tall lengthy player imaginable.
What it all pan out
>he's so ugly, I can pull way better chicks
>>69029036
I already posted my face last thread, stay off my timeline
>>69029069
>dresses like freddie kruger
>/fa/
the edgeloards of /nba/
>>69029005
t-thanks for the you..im just soo depressed, idk why i cam here, people told me /nba/ was filled with cool people and would give me some you's to help me cheer up..but ig uess i was wrong...people only are about basketball here, no loyalty, i just want some you's
>kevin love is ugly bro trust me
>>69029059
Literally the next Chris Kaman
>>69028924
BURN
If kevin love is so ugly why is he dating a swimsuit model?
>>69029093
No one here cared about ball it's all about qbp and (you)s
11:15 lads, time to smoke a cheeky 2 bowls
>>69028976
Who's that fat sack of shit standing next to him?
>>69029059
Literally the next Kevin Love
>>69029142
AY MY DUDE
I thought you killed yourself hahahahaha
>>69029141
>mfw
>>69029141
post something written on a piece of paper otherwise I'm gonna think you're some creep posting a qt girl's insta photos
Lakers?
>>69029126
are gay/s accepted on /nba/? because i know there are gay basketball players, and now that you guys are posting pics of kevin love, im fantasizing him taking my ass. taking it for the land.
og god kevin love, take it, take my ass for cleveland.
>>69029059
Literally the next Shawn Bradley
>>69029142
>>69029159
harry LITERALLY posts every minute HHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
>>69029168
We don't discriminate based on sexual preference or skin color
No Muslims allowed, though
I'm gay and kevin love is sexy. Gay men have better taste in men than whores
>>69029129
>warriors comeback from 3-1
>ohhhhhhh BTFO'd choked you fuckin choke BTFO'd
>warriors piss away 3-1 lead
>lose
>*puts on fedora*
>*teleport behind you*
>"pfffshhhh nothing personal kid but its rigged."
>>69028608
Repressed homosexuality
>>69029183
>No Muslims allowed, though
agreed desu
canadian taqiya practitioners pls go and stay go
Look what I made.
>>69029181
Ah dude why did you delete your post? I really miss you dude, love all the saved screenshots you have of me. Were you sad when the warriors lost? I would be, especially if I put in all that time shitposting and stalking people and stuff.
>>69029189
gay men give better physique compliments. girls don't know anything about working out
>>69028544
>Harrison Barnes
that's pretty fucking sad.
he'll probably never get playing time unless it's a total blowout.
>>69029059
Literally the next Christian Laettner
>>69029242
Hes a good player, we just rattled him in the finals. Curry didnt play well either.
>>69029189
>Gay men have better taste in men than whores
>>69028544
>Harrision Barnes got selected for the team
>>69028972
here
>>69029059
Literally the next Dirk Nawinski
>>69029217
>Were you sad when the warriors lost?
im a pelsfag by the way
>>69028823
PS4?
>Hes a good player
Hey curryfag
Post some of your screencaps of me
Come on, do it
>>69029189
>Gay men have better taste in men than whores
..ehh ok I'd believe that.
>>69029254
they do. girls are kinda holistic about guys but men are persistently vain
>>69029254
Let faggots believe what they want
It helps them feel better about being faggots
>>69029059
Literally the next Kyle Singler
>>69029253
Curry didn't have a stretch where he missed like 18 straight shots.
What's sad is Barnes is also probably the worst ball handler on that USA team.
>Kevin Durant now has free-agent meetings with six teams -- Warriors, Spurs, Thunder, Celtics, Heat, Clippers
JUST
>>69029255
Everyone else literally said no lol
>>69029059
Literally the next Brad Miller
>>69029312
He's probably just doing it for the free food and trips to the strip club
Then again he's probably too beta to say no
>>69029141
harry up to his tricks once again
>harry pretending to be a girl to make everyone forget he tried to fake his own death and failed after getting btfo by lebron
Hey curryfag Post the picture of the pill with basketball inside
Get me every time
>>69029339
This Brad Miller?
>>69029130
Your mom
>>69029401
Dont forget that he faked a nba meet up to try and sue people
>>69029411
No, the one that braided his hair like black people, rustling jimmies throughout the NBA, and nearly getting clocked in the back of the head by shaq for his blatant hair style racist hate crime
>>69029281
Xbox One
>>69029440
>Dont forget that he faked a nba meet up to try and sue people
yoooooooooooooo, was he behind the whole "lets meet up and ball in LA" thing? LOLOLOLO haryy, thats pathetic
>>69029490
Yep he lied and said all the trips were coming
Scummy bastard desu
>The city of King's Landing
>>69028641
Im honestly surprised donaghy hasnt been assassinated yet 2bh
>>69029563
cersei did nothing wrong and tommen is bitch made.
>>69029563
Happy as fuck this weak little shit is dead
>NBA_news 21s ago
>REPORT: Kevin Durant is reportedly having dinner with Chris Paul and Los Angeles Forward Blake Griffin at a prestigious restaurant in Santa Monica tonight June 27th, according to sources his meeting was supposed to be secret but was leaked by a third party.
>>69029612
It's buffet time!
He's pulling a Lamarcus Aldridge lmao
>>69029612
What are they eating /SP/?
>>69029612
hopefully he doesnt get punched and a broken bone
>>69029612
As I said here
>>69029344
Free food and strippers
>>69029594
its pretty easy to know why, he has no proof and just says what conspiracy theorists want to hear.
I think the league is rigged as a hunch but i dont blab and blame everything when i dont have evidence
>>69029612
Hopefully they don't block the exit with a chair
>>69029637
Turnovers and passovers obviously
which NBA player would fuck with my 3x3 the most?
>>69029637
>NBA_news 11s ago
>REPORT: Chris Paul and Los Angeles Forward Blake Griffin made it all the way past the main meal, but choked on dessert.
>Kevin Durant was seen thanking his mom for the ride.
>>69029634
>>69029637
>>69029639
>>69029653
>>69029672
ahah GOTEEEMMMM
thanks for the you's faggots ahahahah, we are THAT much closer to gettin one for da land.
>>69029739
Chandler Parsons
>>69029563
>being cucked to a feminist show for 6 seasons
Has Hinkie taught us nothing?
>>69029754
Kek fuck you lebron
>>69029754
bandwagon /nba/: the post
>>69029815
Hmm i wonder who this is?
Did harry really fake his death
>>69029946
He tried to but SPC caught him with the help of 7KT
Is mark cuban beta enough to give chandler parsons the max? I think he is
night bros
>>69029946
Nah. I think he is dead. The one posting like him is an imposter.
>>69029961
source
ctrl-f - harry=10
>>69029961
Only oldfags will get this reference
question: who the fuck is harry? and why does he control your lives?
While /sp/ was busy celebrating "da land," obviously you all forgot the simple fact that this championship is tainted by the fact that the NBA draft lottery was rigged in their favor.
The Cleveland Cavaliers, improbably, managed to win 3 out of 4 recent NBA draft lotteries, one of them even despite having less than 2% chances of getting the top pick. The odds of the Cavaliers winning the 2011, 2013, and 2014 lotteries were 13,467-to-1.
Yet, they JUST HAPPENED to win all three of those draft lotteries. Those "lucky" top draft selections were what made it possible for them to draft Kyrie, trade for Love, and then sign LeBron in free agency. There is NO fucking way this happened just by chance. NONE. This was a blatant rig job by the fucking NBA.
Remember that next time you celebrate "da land," you fucking tards.
>>69030021
casual anime beta jeremy lin fan detected.
Who?
does /nba/ literally think a win for Lebron is a win for themand their team?
top fucking kek
this board grows more delusional by the minute
In 2006, I saw a video. Or at least I think I saw a video - it might have been a nightmare. These were the early, early days of YouTube before uploads were carefully screened for copyright and content decency. So a ton of videos that got through were things that'd be deleted algorithmically if they were posted today. Well, the video I saw made it through screening but even back then was quickly deleted. It featured Doug Christie and his wife Jackie ruining my childhood.
Doug was infamously attached to his wife and seemed to embrace the fact that people thought he was whipped. But this video took it too far. Vietnam-esque flashes of it remain in my memory, one of which was Doug Christie, one of my childhood heroes, completely naked except for a leather jock strap, being straddled doggy style by his wife. Jackie, whip in hand, was having her way with my former favorite player, who would look back at her and tell her he was her bitch and encourage her to say emasculating shit to him. I'll never forget the groans he made as he begged for more. It was like that noise Anthony Davis made in that spanking video but with much more enthusiasm and twisted pleasure. He seemed to think it was quality entertainment as well, as he really hammed it up for the camera.
>>69030067
ask lebron's mom
>>69030070
The whole thing was basically a montage of debauchery. There were other relatively tame scenes as well, like Jackie literally keeping Doug's testicles in a labeled paper bag above the fireplace. It was kinda like that video from The Ring in that after just one watch, the content takes hold of your soul and leaks into your actual life. This video was all I thought about for at least seven days, and I've never told anyone about it.
I eventually convinced myself I didn't see what I saw, which is why I'm hesitant to ask if any of you guys has seen it. There is no evidence I can find online that this video ever existed, but it's the one thing I think about whenever I see Doug Christie on TV (He does NBA commentary for Comcast.) or hear his name. I don't think of his lockdown defense and corner threes; I think of him making donkey noises. And despite its disappearance from the Internet, this was clearly something he meant for the world to see at the time. It wasn't some grainy leaked sex tape. It was a well edited, relatively high quality production with music and an edgy title I can't remember. It seemed like an attempt at a reality TV pilot that was never picked up. I'm not sure what the point of this thread is. It's ten years later, and I've lived a pretty well adjusted life, but I think about this video at least 3-4 times a year. I guess I want to know whether I made the whole thing up or if anyone else has been affected by this video. I'm about 60% sure this really happened to me.
Has anyone else seen this video?
>tfw tired and kinda hungry, but if I get up to go to bed I won't be able to fall asleep
>>69030021
Read the lore scrolls pleb. Can Canada please direct this pleb to them? He must learn of our people
>>69030067
????
>>69028595
>>69028616
>>69028641
>tfw a dirty ref is the only voice of truth
>>69030000
>no one has checked this sick digits
my god /nba/
>>69028544
Pretty scrub team considering the talent available
i challenge any "real cavsfag" to go in the archive and show me a post they made during the regular season!
ill wait...
jeopardy music plays in the background.......
>tfw bought ice so I wouldn't have to chill my diet rite
>tfw i'm out of diet rite
fuck this shit i gotta drink water
>>69030121
crickets
>>69030121
>real cavsfag
wtf is a real cavsfag. they're all bandwagon cucks.
>>69030147
thats because its summer dumbass
>>69030143
am i the only non fat on /nba/?
>>69030168
i would ball you the fuck up faggot.
>>69030157
>because Cavs fans don't exist in the summer
lmao
>people think Rose will stay healthy for another full season
>>69030185
id ball your mother up faggot
>>69030121
bruh how tf is anyone gonna find a post they made months ago unless they're a tripfag. kys.
>>69030143
>bought ice
are you homeless?
>>69030210
funny how /nba/ cannot work the archive when it matters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69030121
Lol there are no cavs fans here. Just people who are glad warriors got cucked
This is my entire life right now
>>69030228
why you stealing other peoples memes? not the first time ive seen you do it homosex
Top 3 winning teams post draft
1.Okc
2. Phoenix
3. Philly
Worst teams off after draft
1. Sacramento
2. Orlando
3. Brooklyn
>hurr durr Cavs will repeat
I'm hyped to see how Lebron plays with 0 pressure on him
>>69030211
no i live in socal and my ice maker in my fridge died
>>69030225
pls give me at least five posts from the regular season of you talking about your team.
>>69030185
as a 6ft 4in 265lbs semi fatty I'd bullyball your bitch ass.
>>69030168
>drinking diet soda means you are fat
maybe i just enjoy the taste
>>69030247
yo shutup
>>69030227
Ohioan here, I root for the Cavs by default.
>>69030252
>Philly
>Winning anything except lotteries ever
kek
>>69030267
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/lakers/
>>69030267
>not buying something to drink while at the store
I always buy diet soda while I'm there even if I don't need it. I'll eventually drink it
>>69028544
I wonder if Draymond Green has a secret desire to kick all the beanbags of the world
>>69030143
good water is better for you anyway.
>>69030281
you sound like "that" fat chick right now
>>69030291
Ohhh, you're just salty cause you're forced to be a Lakers fan lol.
Fair is fair, here's mine too: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/cavs/
>>69030274
5'7" and 271, i would bacj you down then do an up and under for an easy lay in...then id fuck your mom
>>69030311
>5'7 and 271
>>69030309
im a little different you might of heard of me, im kinda famous
whoever wrote "I think the Lakers will be at least contending for an 8 seed if they get Whiteside" i like you...
>>69030338
nah
>>69030307
i'd post a picture of my body but you'd probably harass me Harry, just like you are harassing emory
2017 it's happening
>>69029739
easy, Cherokee Parks
>>69030311
you stop lying right now. we all know you'd stand behind the 3 point line and chuck 3s the whole time.
>>69030353
>i'd post a picture of my body
>>69030363
i'm WT Snacks
banned
>>69030374
90% of my shots are from PnR and mid range pull ups faggot. some have compared me to brandon ingram
>posts on /nba/
>doesn't know who ayy81 is
there should be newfag lore test to be allowed to post on /nba/
>>69030406
>some have compared me to brandon ingram
Lol so the Cockshits drafted a dumber DeAndre Jordan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcr6MkmZE_M
I'm too optimistic for this team, something is gonna get fucked up
>5'7" and 271, i would bacj you down then do an up and under for an easy lay in...then id fuck your mom
>>69030455
what's wrong with his eye?
Lmao Cavaliers and Indians still trolling Ayesha Curry. Poor soul
>>69030478
i nutted on it
>>69030494
>>69030466
>retards posing for selfies
/nba/ in a nutshell
15 dollars to make an all time team:
Point Guard
5: Magic Johnson
4: Stockton
3: Oscar Robertson
2: Chris Paul
1: Kidd
Shooting Guard:
5: Jordan
4: Kobe
3: Wade
2: Clyde
1: Iverson
Small Forward:
5: Lebron
4: Bird
3: Erving
2: Durant
1: Wilkins
Power forward:
5: Duncan
4: Karl Malone
3: Garnett
2: Dirk
1: Barkley
Center:
5: Kareem
4: Hakeem
3: Wilt
2: Shaq
1: Robinson
>>69030494
oh god, DELETE THIS FFS
>>69029739
Dougy mcbuckets
>>69030494
AHAHHHAHAHAH
>>69030521
Chris Paul
MJ
LeBron
Dirk
Robinson
give me my rings
>>69030521
Kidd
Jordan
LeBron
Dirk
Shaq
>>69030494
nice purse homo
>>69030521
Kidd 1
Jordan 5
Lebron 5
Barkley 1
Shaq 2
14
>>69030521
Kidd
Jordan
Bird
Garnett
Shaw
>>69030494
nigga has a birthmark in the shape of a goldfish on his stomach
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fish jerky eatin mother fucker
What are the chances of Whiteside to Blazers f a m
>>69030521
Curry (0)
Kobe (4)
Lebron (5)
Barkley (1)
Shaq (2)
I only picked from players I knew so I had to choose my own for PG.
>>69030629
He's going to the Lakers faggot.
You'll be lucky if you get Biyombo. Nobody wants to live in the meth head capital of the world. Lillard and Mccollum aren't stars, they're chuckers.
>>69030521
CP3
Jordan
Kobe
Durant
barkley
robinson
>>69030635
out of shape black guy
>>69030635
someone repost
>>69030635
i think it was go piss fat ass selfie
>>69030629
Either you or LA.
Depends if he wants to actually win games or not.
>>69030635
an anon shirtless, had chocolate gum drop nipples and 5 day old coffee skin color
>>69030629
>>69030646
Both of you guys are morons. He's going to a team that doesn't have a state tax aka Mavericks, Rockets, Spurs, Magic, or staying with the Heat. Fuck off
>>69030674
wew lads
So i enjoyed the anti warrior memery as much as anyone but now its time to admit that klay and draymond are still elite as fuck. steph barnes and ezeli were the main chokers 2bh
>>69030674
lay off the burritos manuel
jesus christ dude
>>69030674
yo those piknik snacks are pretty tight i used to grub on them as a wee lad
>>69030674
looks like it smells like feet and ass in that room. why are his pants open? wtf i thought this was a blue board?
>>69030681
t. deluded Mavericks fan
Portland is the best basketball situation for him. Having him on the team makes them a contender and they can offer him the best money. Lakers are shit, Mavericks/Rockets ceiling is 6th seed, can't make as much money with the Spurs, Magic/Heat are Celtics-tier at best.
>>69030700
>but now its time to admit that it was rigged
>>69030493
i don't get it
>>69030629
Hassan to the blazers makes the most basketball sense and i hope it happens. But then again hes a turbonigger who only cares sbout money/attention and will go to LA or new york
>>69030681
he's not going to the spurs or heat
he wants to get paid
>>69030738
>best basketball situation
Confirmed for either retarded or not reading anything about what Whiteside wants. He literally doesn't give a shit about winning, he just wants to get paid. Every team I listed can give him max money, in Oregon, he has to pay bullshit taxes.
>>69030753
oh, atlanta and toronto, i get it
very witty
if you're a child
>>69030753
curry's wife complained on twitter that NBA finals were rigged - now cleveland indian's fans are making references to that
>>69030646
Fuck no I don't want Biyombo or Dwight. If we're stuck with one of them this season is written off and Lillard will leave at the end of his contract. Neither are much better than Plumlee at this point.
>>69030753
it's just another diversion to act like it wasn't rigged. classic 7kt tactic
>>69030782
That's what you get for having one of the worst cities in the United States cuck.
No NBA player wants to live in Portland, the whitest city in America filed with nothing but hipsters/crackheads/tumblr feminist stereotypes come to life. Maybe Chandler Parsons but that's it. Your only stars are there because they're stuck there due to the draft. A free agent isn't going to willingly come to your dinky little shithole.
>>69030784
don't at me if you aren't gonna make sense
>>69028892
>He is not "handsome" at all
dude he is pretty damn attractive. especially in his current iteration: thinner than he used to be, nice beard instead of that goatee he used to rock, and a decent haircut instead of a shaved head (or super shaggy like he also had before). see pic related. that's more attractive than a normal man.
>if he were 5'10 he's be the typical white male
yeah and if his supermodel gf weighed 50 more pounds she wouldn't be a model. height is important to girls.
bottom line is that Love is 99.99 percentile for height and income, and he has above average looks. you really think she could "do better"?
>>69029961
>SPC caught him with the help of 7KT
It was the most transparent attempt ever. not a single person bought it for even a second. The fact that SPC and 7KT are acting like they did something here is only more evidence that their broships are crumbling and have resorted to grasping at straws. The basic idea that two broships need to work together for anything is hard to grasp, especially when dealing with low-level autistic trash like Harry. Pathetic really when you think about it. I guess I've never felt so week that I needed the help of other broships to make it through the day.
BTC TILL I DIE BITCHES
Looks like my insomnia is back full force wew
you guys don't know anything about basketball, all you do is spit shit memes and ridiculous "opinions" im 5'7" 271 punds of power in the paint, i know basketball, i've lived it, i was once considered in the conversation for MVP in my recreation league, it had 2 black guys and the rest were asians, shows you how good i was. please play the game before you speak on it.
>>69030782
>Biyombo and Dwight
>not infinitely better than Plumlee on defense
Do you watch your team?
This board contains some of the weirdest faggots I've ever seen. You all make r9k look normal /s4s/ almost bearable
>>69030806
you're right portland probably wouldn't appeal to someone like whiteside but it's not that bad of a city and lillard genuinely loves it there
i think having lillard and mccollum gives it some extra draw. if you want a ring portland's one of the best options rn due to their two stars, solid role players, and lots of cap space.
>>69030836
Got a job?
>>69030847
biyombo doesn't do shit on offense.
dwight is a shell of his former self and would be a cancer in the locker room and overpaid. blazer fans don't want him anywhere near this team.
>>69030850
not him I was the other guy he was replying to (Texas anon with insomnia) if he wants to get paid he's gonna do it in the great state. Portland is a good winning situation baskets Bro
>>69028661
yeah and he probably has to come home to it every night too and listen to it bitch and moan about stupid shit he doesn't care about
no thanks, I'll pass
>>69030824
>you really think she could "do better"
yes! get with Lebron! get blacked homo
>>69030521
>Oscar
>Wade
>LeBron
>Dirk
>Shaq
Too Ez
>>69030870
Enjoy giving up 109 points every game next season
>>69030870
Dwight puts up pretty good numbers still. Maybe not super good by his standards but still better than half the centers in the league and a massive upgrade over Plumlee/Leonard.
>>69030884
Id love to see the video where he relentlessly pounds her pristine tight pussy with his gigantic black cock and inseminates her royal womb with his superior black seed when she moans with ecstasy and afterwards that beta inbred on the left cleans her up and them gets lebron a glass of water
>>69030956
this desu. white pussy was made for black dick
>>69030956
>her royal womb
>>69030956
>Id love to see the video where he relentlessly pounds her pristine tight pussy with his gigantic black cock and inseminates her royal womb with his superior black seed when she moans with ecstasy and afterwards that beta inbred on the left cleans her up and them gets lebron a glass of water
think i might skip /nba/ fo a couple days...
>>69030372
glad you're ok bro, keep it up
>>69030956
>gigantic black cock
did you not watch last year's finals?
>>69031000
>he judges flaccid penis size has indicative of erect size
JUST
Alex Kennedy: NBA free agent who asks to be anonymous says his top 4 destinations, all things being equal, would be: 1. Spurs 2. Raptors 3. Cavs 4. Knicks
5 hours ago
Who's the most likely free agent is this?
>>69031018
>he judges flaccid penis
>>69031025
Sounds like Pau
>>69031018
hahahah u mad? My dick's bigger than lebron's is yours?
>>69031025
>all things being equal
the fuck that even mean?
>>69031025
PAU@? TO HE RAPS? LOL
>>69031059
Money
>>69031052
>My dick's bigger than lebron's
alpha as fuck
>>69030754
>hes a turbonigger
what did anon mean by this?
>>69031037
>Tfw LeBron kicked Blatt off the team after seeing his superior Jewish Penis
>>69029612
IT'S FUCKING OGRE
CLIPPERS 2017 NBA CHAMPS
>>69031073
Thanks senpai
>>69031052
I have a boipucci so your post is literally meaningless
>>69030227
>Lol there are no cavs fans here. Just people who are glad warriors got cucked
so basically /nba/ is ridin anotha nigga's wave?
tell me more
meh probably been done before.
>>69031100
>I have a boipucci
pls stop posting shit like this /nba/
>>69031100
eww
>judging penis size from someone who just took an intense exercise which diverts all blood to the muscles
Kek skinnyfat manlets dont even know how their body works
>>69031100
bye faggot
>>69031100
>I have a boipucci
>>69031134
Haha looks like William is imagining Lebron fucking him in his boipucci. Haha. What do you think it would feel like. Just as a joke haha.
>>69031100
Kill all degenerates.
i want to eat boipucci wearing my warriors jersey
>>69031174
found the dicklet
point and laugh haahahhahahahahaah
>the b-blood is just going to my muscles
AHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>69031203
Moonman Moonman can't you see
>>69031218
H-hey.. w-which player?
>My /nba/
ENOUGH.
>>69031256
>Adam Sandler movie
Fucking disgusting. Don't ever post in my general again.
>>69031256
oh look it's canadian forced meme photoshop webm faggot dropping by
HAHAHAHA JOHN WALL HAHAHHAA SO EPIC XDDDDDD
HAAHAHAAHA PLS PHOTOSHOP THIS FOR ME HAHAHAAHA XDDDDDD
LOL LE SHAQ COP MAY MAY XDDDDD
>>69031100
>>69031218
this is the Lebron era /nba/
>>69031273
>>HAHAHAHA JOHN WALL HAHAHHAA SO EPIC XDDDDDD
i always hated that forced shit
>>69031273
What did you just say to me?
>>69031134
here you go senpai
>>69031289
is Canada and 7kt the same person?
>>69031025
>2. Raptors
must be a current raptor, no other fa would even consider that city and those taxes
Love
>Irving
Like
>Durant
>Jordan
>Melo
Tolerate
>Cousins
>Butler
>PG13
Dislike
>DeRozan (streaky and total shit)
>Lowry (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
>Barnes (Not even a top 100 player)
Hate
>Thompson (Whiny faggot)
>Green (Whiny faggot/dumb chimpout negroid)
Wish you were here
>LeGod (but he deserves the rest)
>Kobe
>Kawhi
>Timmy
>AD
>CP3
>Westbrook (At least hes fun to watch)
>Kevin Love
>Wade
>Another white guy like Hayward
>>69031322
Draymond Green is the most talented player on that roster and Kyrie is just as streaky as DeRozan. Please cry more.
>>69031346
>Draymond Green
>More talented than the best PG in the league
Umm
>the best PG in the league
I have to be up around 5 is it even worth going to sleep at this point? it's about to be 1
>>69031366
>the best PG in the league
>>69029130
dj screw
has anyone else recently outgrown /nba/? i just don't find these memes funny anymore. i mean how many times can you take gopiss posting his obese selfies without barfing?
>More talented than the best PG in the league
>>69031383
depends, up 4 what?
>>69031401
Same. I'll wait until next season. Gonna stick with /tv/
KyGOD Irving gonna rape the Olympics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH5RoDBF_7A
>>69031401
its cause we dont come up with new shit /nba/ used to be creative as fuck, especially during th summer of ships...the le-thief james is good but it needs help... lets be real, broships have been memed to death, i love them but no one like them anymore....WE NEED NEW MEMES.
>>69031401
blame the trip/namefags. they turned /nba/ into their pill blog and the mods allowed it. i got band for posting basketball related info at one point
>>69031461
Its because the warriors fags have sucked all the life out of other teams and their fans.
>>69031417
What meme are you trying to portray?
Kyrie is front and center in that picture?
>Team USA
>Best players in the country
>Harrison Barnes, Demar DeRozan, and Klay Thompson are on the team
Wut
>>69031495
Klay is the best two way guard in the game though
>>69031471
>i got band for posting basketball related info at one point
banned?! for on topic discussion..this is madness..
>>69031474
to be honest, the warrios AND cavaliers "fans" cancered this place up...we should shun all memes and cavs fans till next season...
>>69031515
Two way as in taking it in the mouth and boy pucci maybe
I'm glad /nba/ accepts us Canadians unlike those stupid fucks over at /mlb/.
Thank you bros.
>>69031461
>the le-thief james is good but it needs help
the subtle forcing of this meme
>>69031541
Fuck off fagghott
>>69031525
False flag from a Warriors faggot detected. We all know who the problem is
>>69031541
no thank you
>>69031527
You fucking wish. Klay is straight
>>69031495
they don't even need the best players to get a gold
Lebron knows this and is resting in the off season to get anotha fo da land
>>69031551
are you a CavsFag?
>>69031525
No ever since steph curry became good the warriors faggots decided to spam nonsense about him (without making any OC) just to piss people off. Atleast with lebrons prime there were many good keks and memes and discussions(3peat? Delonte west? Crybaby?) Warriors fans just post to spite people without effort. Find me one good curry OC
>>69031543
not the one who made it but so farr its top 5 new memes of the summer on /nba/, being currently @ #1
>>69031569
Nope, Cavs are fine, Warriors are the enemy
Westbrook
Curry
Kahwi
Durant
Lebron
as the starting 5 for team USA would literally be unfair. Need to give other countries a chance desu.
Would you rather play in the NBA or date Annie for 5 years at least?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEFzHLJrouA
>>69031461
>/nba/ used to be creative as fuck, especially during th summer of ships
the only fucking idiot who cared about the summer of retards is 7kt. lmao one summer and he thought he was an oldfag on /nba/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
glad Canada destroyed him
typing "LeGod" or "Da Land" should result in a ban
typing "broship" or one of the broship acronyms should result in a ban
typing forced nicknames that exhibit zero creativity like "D'snitch" should result in a ban
typing "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" should result in a ban and a letter home to your parents
>>69031471
>i got band for posting basketball related info
thats just not true though
>>69031631
Da Land is a good meme tbqh
>>69031631
Snitchy-D is good though
Swaggy-P and Snitchy-D
>>69031631
Why cant I type DA Land? Lebron literally says it everytime he speaks
>>69031631
you sound like a fun guy, wanna grab a drink?
>>69031515
That's not Jimmy Butler
Seriously, why do niggas sleep on Butler, Conley and Cousins? Easily the most underrated players in the league atm
>>69031620
>glad Canada destroyed him
is there an archive for this?
>>69031725
>cousins
oh you mean le can't lead his team to 40 wins man
Grizzlies are in hell. They will never be contenders or be bad enough to be a lottery teams. Thus fan expectations get fucked up
>>69031739
Put him on a good team and he's the best player at his position famm
>>69031735
fuck off newfag if you don't know back to rebbit
>>69031762
pau going home to the jizzlies cap it
>>69031663
>>69031688
it's boring and it's repetitive and at this point it's played out.
>>69031676
i agree, that's fine
>>69031722
can i sip perrier from your concave chest?
so let me get this straight? there's literally ZERO cavs fans on /nba/ yet /nba/ claims it as a victory for /nba/? can someone elaborate on this?
>>69031805
>/nba/ is one person
care to elaborate on this?
>>69031725
>Conley
he needs to get a stronger mid-rage game. He doesn't have the physical ability to crush off the dribble so defenders step back and clog the passing lanes more. If he can give the defender a reason to play honest he'll be more effective.
>>69031805
>pulling shit out of your ass
care to elaborate on this?
>>69031805
we weren't rooting FOR the cavs
we were rooting AGAINST the warriors
>>69031841
>>69031850
>>69031855
take the challenge! or shut up!
>>69030121
>>69031805
LeBron saved basketball. What is so hard to understand about that?
>>69031885
>take the challenge! or shut up!
care to elaborate on this?
Fuck me lads, tonight had so much lore. Harry confirmed for faking his own death and then getting BTFO, gay talkings about Love and Lebron, that random fat black guy.
I honestly preferred it when we had basketball on, I can't take this every night. At least we get a brief reprieve during the Olympics.
>>69031906
Magic and Larry saved basketball, Lebron saved Cleveland. That's a big difference.
>>69031774
Oh come on, I wanna see people get btfoed
>>69031906
>dat flag
>dat topic
>>69031805
Excuse me
>>69031950
>2 earrings
>not gay
>>69031805
Do you need us all to wear tripcodes? How about you tripfag and ill reply to you to let you know the cavsfags are here
>>69031935
>that random fat black guy
>>69032000
BRAD CHECKS ALL TRIPS!!!!!
>>69031855
>we
i was looking forward to the 2-5 lebron shitposting and continued cleveland pain, desu
>>69031935
>that random fat black guy.
care to elaborate on this?
>>69031981
>ywn be soo mad you literally want people to trip so you could reply to them
>>69031940
The Cavs didn't just end the championship drought in Cleveland. They spared us from any more Curry-Jordan comparisons, saved the 95-96 Bulls' legacy and BTFO of memechucking and smallball.
>>69032000
>Drake
>black
okay
>>69032032
and also the drama of lebron's last playoff run at like 37 or 38, still trying to fulfill his promise to cleveland. we lost all that with a memey final marred with league interference.
Official /sp/ Best Current SG Power Rankings
1. James Harden
2. Jimmy Butler
3. DeMar DeRozan
4. Klay Thompson
5. Andrew Wiggins
9000. OJ Mayo
>>69032069
>league interference
white people vernacular for fucking rigged the fuck out
>>69032058
>The Cavs didn't just end the championship drought in Cleveland. They spared us from any more Curry-Jordan comparisons, saved the 95-96 Bulls' legacy and BTFO of memechucking and smallball.
sure, but that didn't save basketball. basketball would be fine either way. Before Magic and Larry the nba playoff games were tape-delayed at night and nobody gave a shit about a dying league. Those two literally saved the game in America,
>>69032077
I'll take CJ Mccollum over any of those scrubs all day long
>>69032084
i don't think the results were rigged, but i do think the commish based his disciplinary action on extending series, or "doing what's best for the league." the dubs probably wouldn't have made the finals, and the cavs probably wouldn't have won the title. we'll never know.
>>69032134
thats how i do it too, good form right?
>>69030831
>I guess I've never felt so weak that I needed the help of other broships to make it through the day.
>>69032134
such perfect form. he's a god
>>69032134
when does this exercise come in handy?
>>69032186
jump attacks on ogres and wyverns
>>69032116
I understand, Magic and Bird saved basketball's relevance in the States by giving people something to be hyped about. I guess I may have exaggerated a bit, but I still feel like this season has done some good for the league.
Team USA needa more Christian Laettner
>>69032229
>I guess I may have exaggerated a bit
>I still feel like this season has done some good for the league
>rigging the /nba/ to /wwe/
levels
>good
filtered by flag
>>69032222
look who came out of his wooden cave to join us. enjoy eternity in irrelevancy with dick bender
>>69032255
>us
>>69032229
it was a good season Ukraine, we can agree on that.
white kid = /nba/ when Lebron won the title
>>69032310
>Confused
>Happy
>Having fun
Pretty much
>>69032320
>Confused
>Tfw can't stay sober from alcohol other than 3-4 days
>i'm probably going to have a drinking problem the rest of my life
at least i have nba to keep my company a few months out of the year while i slowly kill myself
>>69032364
just go to mosque a lol
>>69032364
make some muslim pals and they'll do non drinking things
>>69032380
im not a muslim friend, im orthodox
>>69028608
He was trying to get the pipe
>>69032404
oy vey
>>69032380
>>69032399
>>69032404
>this is bantz on /nba/ now
>>69032420
not hebrew either
orthodox christian
>watching YT hs fights
>arguing with homosexuals about basketball
>arguing with alcoholics about black people dribbling an orange ball
where did i go all wrong?
>>69032404
don't think many muslims are arounf here
>>69032429
what the fuck is that even?
you know that by making more diverse groups up, this separates you further and further from God? I'm going to feel so sorry for the wrong groups that were misled to Hell.
>>69032455
the orthodox christians are the original ones
>>69032455
>orthodox christian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox_Church
it stems from a previous schism w/ the catholics, way before the Catholic/Protestant split
>>69032404
>not a muslim
Why even live bro? Join the best religion.
>submissive women
>murder of heretics is legal
>over a billion muslim bros
>>69032485
that's what they all say
>>69032494
citation needed
>>69032507
>>69032501
>>69032494
>>69032485
>>69032455
>>69032434
>>69032404
>>69032399
>>69032380
didnt mean to throw this thread off-topic
i apologize, was just feeling down
>>69032507
>le wiki bad meme
The information is readily available - but we both know you're not posting in good faith.
>>69032541
don't apologise, your posts have been more on topic that half of this thread
>>69032554
no. i'm trying to talk about basketball but you guys keep changing the topic.
>>69032563
thanks man
>>69032563
he's been talking about religion man. Rubio's boipucci is more relevant than that.
Will we ever see a white girl in the NBA?
>>69032658
steph curry
>>69032658
we won't ever see a girl in the NBA barring a team taking her on as a gimmick
Soon.
>>69032671
I bet there is a girl out there good enough to come off the bench as a pg
I can't wait til the US elections are over so Hillary can win already.
I want to see the butthurt trump supporters will have on /pol/
Do you think they'd have the same reactions like curryposters and harry?
>>69032700
i mean, we could see a transgender male to female play in the NBA if they didn't take too much estrogen
>>69032717
i imagine everything will chill out for a few years. trump has been the most incendiary and memeable candidate of our lifetimes (and most people's lifetimes), so a lot of the memeing will all but disappear in the months after his defeat.
assuming he doesn't raise an army.
>>69031855
>we
>not rooting for cavs
>rooting against warriors
Are you retarded?
SOON
>>69031631
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kiss your sister
Can the Bulls re-sign him? It will be a travesty if he doesnt get into the HoF
>>69033090
Hes low key gay right? Plucking eyebrows is highly suspect senpai, finna faggot bigger than this nigga, fuccboi nigga nah
https://mobile.twitter.com/_Jimbo_Slice_79/status/747252269863690241
Read this lads. Ayesha getting more butthurt and btfo
>>69028544
>australia's brave Kyrie Irving on team USA
>>69033119
Thats some gangster shit desu
>>69033119
Holy shit cavs fans are ruthless kek. I have to applaud ohio for their passion and hatred.
>>69033119
Ayesha has reached John Wall levels of shook.
>>69033119
no thanks
>>69033119
Holy shit thats so mean. That is worse than any picture anyone has sent
>>69031417
>>69031479
No Curry or Parker i guess
>>69033119
That is fucking ruthless
>>69033172
She's married to a multi millionaire and doesn't have to lift a finger. Who cares
>>69028544
>niggerball
>>69033224
Yeah thanks for reminding me she can cry into her millions of dollars.
Fuck that bitch, comes with the territory
>>69033119
Trolledddddddd , Ayesha shook up
>>69033225
Look at whos talking shit. Stop using black nationals then
>>69033264
That guy on the left looks like a straight up hardened criminal.
>>69033264
Our NT is still 80% white. Can't say the same for the /nba/ (nigger ball academy)
>>69033225
Niggerball > povertyball
why cant they just draft a shooter? why?
>>69033370
>basketball is played in all age groups, all ethnic types and backgrounds regardless of financial situations
>povertyball only played by pablos
>>69033370
From upper left, then lower left
OK
mehmet
mehmet
OK
jamal
OK
mehmet
OK
mehmet
mehmet and muslim
OK
>>69033119
shook
>>69028768
Not racist, autistic.
>>69033512
>Januzayyy
>ok
>>69033421
>povertyball only played by pablos
>im right because america
>>69028595
(You)
>>69032717
t. /nba/'s resident welfare king
ooga booga free shit
>>69034053
slavs are white, no?
>>69034307
Are Albanians even Slavs? I thought they were closer to you guys.
>>69030646
>Lillard
>chucker
Retard detected
>>69034794
yeah, I think they are geneticaly closer to Greeks.
Hes coming home, he's coming home, tell the world hes coming home
how can i farm vc quickly on 2k16 pc? got it on sale during the steam sale but i dont want to give those jews at 2k money for vc
>>69028544
They're really slipping on the token white guy, I don't think Thompson counts.
>>69032145
Lmfao that's koufus behind him
>>69028705
he put a shirt on
>>69033421
>>basketball is played in all age groups, all ethnic types and backgrounds regardless of financial situations
basketball is only played by niggers and Larry Bird
>>69031885
Who is Tristan Thompson's Muscles?
Who is fat-fuck poster?
What is going through Cavs gamethreads from reg season?
>>69032077
>PER
>Wiggins is an SG
>Draymond Green made the NBA 2nd team over Paul George
fucking meme players REEEEEEEEEEEEE
You now remember Carlos Boozer.
![Laugh-Meme-10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vZKoYsM.jpg "Laugh-Meme-10[1]")
