It's cozy at the bottom edition
>both teams terrible
>news
>tanking
>memes
Puck drop at 7 PST
GET IN HERE
>Columbus won
>now literally cannot draft lower than 3rd
TYB CBJ
Got a game thread already
>>66708901
>>66708901
>>66708901
>>66709098
doesn't look very official
Jets (34-39-8)
Nikolaj Ehlers - Mark Scheifele - Blake Wheeler
Marko Dano - Alexander Burmistrov - Drew Stafford
Brandon Tanev - Adam Lowry - Chris Thorburn
Nicolas Petan - Andrew Copp - Joel Armia
Ben Chiarot - Dustin Byfuglien
Mark Stuart - Jacob Trouba
Julian Melchiori - Paul Postma
Michael Hutchinson
Ondrej Pavelec
Injured: Grant Clitsome (upper body), Tyler Myers (knee), Bryan Little (back), Toby Enstrom (knee), Anthony Peluso (shoulder), Mathieu Perreault (concussion), JC Lipon (upper body)
Scratched: Brenden Kichton
Kings (48-28-5)
Milan Lucic - Anze Kopitar - Tanner Pearson
Dustin Brown - Jeff Carter - Tyler Toffoli
Dwight King - Vincent Lecavalier - Trevor Lewis
Kyle Clifford - Andy Andreoff - Kris Versteeg
Brayden McNabb - Drew Doughty
Jake Muzzin - Luke Schenn
Jamie McBain - Rob Scuderi
Jonathan Quick
Jhonas Enroth
Injured: Marian Gaborik (knee), Alec Martinez (undisclosed), Matt Greene (shoulder)
Scratched: Kevin Gravel, Nic Dowd, Nick Shore
Jets: Wheeler on career high 10 game point streak and is looking to tie Marian Hossa's franchise record. Scheifele on 9 game point streak
Kings: Lucic has 3 goals in last 2 games, Kopitar has 3 assists in last 2QUick to get the start. Ducks won their game vs the avalanche so kings need a win to guarantee the pacific division cuck banner in their rafter
Keep it cozy lads
I hope the beaners lose
Last game of the regular season?
GO KINGS GO!!!
Post the greatest trash talking by any athlete of any sport
>>66708090
>>>/reddit/
>>66708090
delonte west saying he's lebron's dad
rip in pieces
http://www.marca.com/futbol/copa-rey/2016/01/13/5696d5a2ca4741f2628b466c.html
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6:10 Start time
Hill (L) v Karns (R)
Texas anon here. Go M's. Try not to be too sleepy today.
Shooty Babbitt is literally the worst sports commentator ever.
Also, Hill please no bad.
stream:
http://videoclubdirector.com/oakland-athletics-vs-seattle-mariners-live-2/
trying to find an Ms one
What is love
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
How much?
>>66714602
Too much
Games today:
Cronulla Sharks vs Gold Coast Titans
Kickoff at 2pm AEST
Newcastle Knights vs Wests Tigers
Kickoff at 4pm AEST
first for walkbro
Is there a Panthers JUST?
I feel bad for them. They deserve to be higher on the ladder than south shitney
Vonnie's looking chubs lads
Starts in 30 minutes on ABC and ESPN
>Bulls fans on suicide watch
>LeGod avg. highest ever PPG @shitcago
>LeGod has knocked the bulce out of the playoffs 5 out of the last *6 years. *one year they didn't make the playoffs
>Bulls need to win to stay in
>Cavs get 1st seed with 1 more win
Get in here to discuss why Playoff LeBron is the greatest player of all time.
>>66706717
Is LeLORD even playing?
>>66706740
https://twitter.com/MrCraw4D/status/718833720946515968
hes suiting up to once again destroy the bulls. and knock them out of the playoffs.
How is Jalen Rose on TV?
>Spieth maintains lead despite bogey/double finish
>Masters debutant Kaufman gets into the final pairing with a 69
>58-year old Bernhard Langer in contention at -1
>Day, Johnson, Westwood lurking
>Rory fades with a +5
>better scoring conditions expected tomorrow
http://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/index.html
>>66706638
BASED WATSON
A
S
E
D
>Sunday pairings and tee times
http://www.masters.com/en_US/players/pairings/index.html
Kyle Hendricks, RHP (3.95 ERA, 3.25 xFIP) vs Zack Greinke, RHP (15.75 ERA, 6.49 xFIP)
Cubs Lineup:
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Ben Zobrist (2B)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Kris Bryant (3B)
6. Miguel Montero (C)
7. Jorge Soler (LF)
8. Addison Russell (SS)
9. Kyle Hendricks (P)
Dbacks Lineup:
1. Jean Segura (2B)
2. Chris Owings (CF)
3. Paul Goldschmidt (1B)
4. David Peralta (RF)
5. Welington Castillo (C)
6. Yasmany Tomas (LF)
7. Brandon Drury (3B)
8. Zack Greinke (P)
9. Nick Ahmed (SS)
First pitch at 5:10 AZ time from Chase Field in Phoenix
>>66706544
note, Hendricks' numbers are from 2015, Greinke's 2016 (1 start)
hope le mercenary man gets btfo again
Twins
1. Brian Dozier (R) 2B
2. Danny Santana (S) CF
3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B
4. Trevor Plouffe (R) 3B
5. Oswaldo Arcia (L) RF
6. Byung Ho Park (R) DH
7. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS
8. Eddie Rosario (L) LF
9. Kurt Suzuki (R) C
P. Tommy Milone (L)
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
6. Alex Gordon (L) LF
7. Salvador Perez (R) C
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Paulo Orlando (R) RF
P. Ian Kennedy (R)
Is the Kennedy our new cueto?
R O Y A L S
Twinks
four in a row incoming
here we go
Maybe our bullpen wont be awful thia time...
Right...
>>66705420
Ayy huddy is back
>Yankees
>Rangers
>Spieth
>Swansea
>white sox
>>66705052
>yankees and rangers
Yer' one of 'dem faggots ain't ya'.
You best be careful 'round 'ere.
> resd
> watching my new USL team's home opener
>#1 at Boxing
>#1 at Formula 1
>#1 at Rugby
>#1 at Football
>#1 at Olympics per capita
>#1 at Darts
>#2 at Cricket
>#2 at Tennis
>#3 at Golf
Is 2016 England the greatest sporting nation to have ever existed? There's not a single relevant sport that we aren't in the top 3.
>>66705051
Were number #1 at Tennis m8
THE WORLD ENVY US
>>66705051
Darts World Cup
Every Golf Major
Rugby World Cup
Football World Cup
Cricket World Cup (T20)
Every Tennis Grand Slam
The Tour de France
Snooker World Cup
Ryder Cup Winners
The Commonwealth Games
Boxing World Champions (Every weight)
UFC TUF World Championship
The Olympic Games
Davis Cup Winners
Moto GP World Championship
Baseball World Cup
Indy Car World Championship
Squash World Champions
Formula One World Championship
Had 6 Different Clubs To Win The European Cup
Had 3 players to win the super bowl
Ice Hockey World Cup
Taekwondo World Champions
Judo World Champions
Touring Car World Champions
World Rally Champions
World Table Tennis Champions
what went wrong?
>>66700617
>17
Please give me yous
>FARCELONA
decime que se siente
>>66700617
Panama papers
le hattrick man edition
late nights, large bets sub-edition
Old thread: >>66685459
>Helpful links
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>/bet/ wiki
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
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Reminder that horse racing is cruel and should be banned.
Euan building fake hype sub sub-edition
>>66695898
Life is cruel m8. Would you ban it?