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woeful weekend edition
lump it all on West Ham sub-edition
Old thread: >>66674083
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who else /up/ this month?
I know you are out there value.
I will find you.
>tfw the league you thought was a gem proves to be lotto shite
Perth SC please
took out another mortgage and going to put it all on the grand national
>>66685498
making about 5€ profit several days in a row, just can't lose lads
also
>tfw you had a good nights sleep while other people lost millions on ofc matches
Who you got In the national lads
>>66685587
The last samur(a)i and Katenko
>>66685606
>The last samuri
Jumps almost TOO well.
>>66685587
Morning assembly
If your not putting ur life savings on The Last Samuri your an idiot.
literally FREE MONEY
>he doesnt have a pot on Martin via MD
BEARS
>>66685741
>putting your money on a Kim Bailey horse
there's a reason he won nothing for 16 years
>>66685587
cheeky £50 on goonyella to win
ballycasey each way
>>66679406
>mfw when i forgot i placed this bet and germany won by 48
>>66685587
I'm on Rule the World e/w and Hadrian's Approach e/w
>>66685557
Love Aussie football ;)
>woeful weekend edition
pmsl
>>66685587
Holywell
Sir des champs
Many clouds
stick some money on them lads
>>66686325
Just put money against newcastle jets each week, free money
>>66686436
they came back and won lad
I usually stay away from the A league unless it's a guaranteed o2.5
2. Bundesliga in 2 hours
Odds for Bochum dropped from ~1.6 to 1.44, no value there, but -1AH @ 1.825 seems alright. Their opponent FSV Frankfurt has the worst defence in the league and concedes at least 2 goals in their games. -1.25AH @2.1 or Bochum & O2.5 @ 2.05 seem good too albeit a little riskier.
The other game is Sandhausen vs Bielefeld, two teams that just can't get their shit together. Could easily see a draw here, I'll wait with any bets until we are in-play.
Nothing too good today im afraid.
>>66686478
1 1/2h now* Got distracted before submitting my post.
Reminder that if you're not pissing clear, you need to drink more water
>>66686644
Talking big sense pal
>2nd place team btfos 10th place team game 1
>start messing around game 2 because it has no impact on standings
>the city of me betting on a meaningless match
>>66685587
Goonyella and The Romford Pele are my darts for the day.
Bit of a gamble on Dell Arca in the last, went in at 10s, only 7s left now
HSC - HBS btts @ 2.1 tomorrow @ 14:00 CEST
Dropped from 2.5. HBS played 4-2 at home. Whole topklasse is a gold mine regarding btts and overs. Take a look at past results. HBS's best striker Tsjeerd Westerdijk also back from a suspension. Fair odd should be 1.7.
Anthony Joshua going for the 6th round knockout
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=anthony+joshua+sixth+round&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=ldEIV9j7C8ucsgHMkIiIDg
>You'll never have a £50 haircut
Based edg
On Many Clouds, The Romford Pele and Ballycasey lads
>>66686761
>The 2012 Olympic gold medalist says he will 'feed off' the crowd's energy at the 02 arena
So he's going to make rash decision because he is hyped up by Stormzy and tire himself out. Lump on Prince.
is tt getting too much traffic for their servers? haven't been able to use the site properly for days.
If you have 1-2e to spare, try this
Aston Vila-Bournhampton 1-x
Crystal Palace-Norwich x
Southampton-Newcastle gg
Checking the Melbourne -Brisbane game to check on my free overs money. Pitch is full of birds.
>Australia
>>66686985
wat
>>66686997
Holy shit!
>>66687038
What wat?
>Paul Moloney has been placed in the last seven Nationals.
BUYWISE
E/W
FREE MONEY
>>66686985
will follow up on that m80
had some good prediction before
>norwich @4.33
yes please
>>66687062
You are just pressuring me
Cant work like this
>>66687099
as always no worries m8
it's an le anonymous image board after all
>>66685498
can brisbane score already holy shit
>>66687132
really curious this time though
because I can't imagine that all three predictions on the premiere league can be right, but whatever
>>66687048
>Aston Vila-Bournhampton 1-x
>Crystal Palace-Norwich x
Is that AH/EH 1 for Villa and a draw in the other game? I don't understand your notation.
>>66687140
Pokey bum wanks for everyone when roar score
>>66687154
Yeah!
These are just my tips, try to mix them with some of yours or something
But dont blame me if you lose hehe
>>66687166
AV-BOU
First half "1"; Second half 'x'
>>66685459
What an utterly utterly dreadful OP and on Grand National day of all days, we really need just one designated thread maker
>>66687179
will do, thanks for the effort m8
>acronyms
super secret /bet/ing club.
In every single business I've consulted for, they all said: dont use fucking acronyms to customers, they wont know them even if they are in their own language, and they absolutely wont know them if they are foreign acronyms
FML PSML YFW AGH SYR PRO
meaningless
>>66687195
I made the last one bro, how did you like it?
Grand National when?
>>66687195
Where is Uni
>>66687209
Newsflash: We're not a fucking consultancy firm or trying to sell a product. Acronyms are a barrier to entry, like you said. Keep the muck like yourself out of the thread.
tears!
>>66687209
Yea, pretty much you can fuck off lid.
>>66687195
>muh special edition
fuck off you nonce
>>66687246
10th division norway tips pls
come on brisbane holy,shit
>>66687281
Just back Skedsmo every week lid. Mostue back, could have won league last year without him. He is UNREAL at this level. Left in 2013 to play for Elverum but they never played him for some reason, despite scoring just about every time he started. Scored 5 goals in 2 cup games upon returning pmsl
>>66687195
Last time I won anything on the national was 5 years ago.
Wont stop me spunking £100+ away again today though. I'm feeling Holywell E/W @ 16/1.
what a miss by Brisbane
>>66687240
5:15 BST
they're never going to score aren't they
fucking 5 misses already holy fuck
tears!
>>66687376
>1.15 SW
Tears.
German poster fraud
Reback Bochum?
absolutely sh-sh-SHAKING for NorwayFootball to post a tip
feel like a kid at christmas looking at the skedge
>>66687598
I'd give it some time
>>66687618
>skedge
>>66687618
Who?
>>66687618
Who? Where? Why don't I know about this?
how the fuck did the brisbane shitters 5-0 them barely a month ago when melbourne didnt even have injured players
>>66687652
>>66687670
only the shrewdest twitter account on the whole of the internet (assuming big_al doesnt have one pmsl)
>>66687618
>>66687652
>>66687670
https://twitter.com/NorwayFotball
there we go, bochum back on track
thanks for shitting the bed brisbane
>>66687618
>>66687761
>>66687770
You absolute wankers. You made me sad. I had forgotten about that.
>tfw NorwayFootball will never tweet again in your lifetime
>>66687870
pmsl hey "Winston Smith"
West Ham +1 is literally free money
sweet, sweet header goal by bochum
>>66688016
Explain.
S h a k i n g
o
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>there's a team called the Cougar Cockburns
Just had a punt on them for the name alone. Shrewd.
>>66687983
Hello "Mohammad".
state of this thread proves how Euan runs /bet/
mugs love to lick his arse when he's around pmsl
>>66687376
>Left in 2013 to play for Elverum but they never played him for some reason
Wow what a surprise Elverum fotball made a shitty decision. That club's a fucking disgrace to my hometown.
>>66687246
pmsl good to have you posting jenny x
FIXED HORSE RACE
17:15 Aintree
Shutthefrontdoor
State of this thread. Genuine gambling addicts sitting on Tipstertube all day and waiting for Euan to post. Embarrassing. Instead of shitposting in here whilst you wait to be spoonfed why don't you start researching and find your own edge. Euan isn't going to be around forever to mollycoddle.
Another potential for OFC Champions League is on next Tuesday - Lossi, the team we layed against last night are playing the runners up last year of the competition.
Just gotta hope the bookies misprice this again.
>>66688340
talking big sense pal
>>66688340
>implying i dont just wait for birds tips
Werder Bremen II are going to get big dog dicked today. Terrible team already, horrendous away record, but they've got 5 first teasers out with food poisoning also.
Large bet on Erzgebirge with smaller stakes -1, -2 and -3
>>66688016
Pmsl
OZIL AGS
UTTER TEARS IF YOU WERENT ON LOL
>>66688513
>He didn't have a special on FGS
tears
>>66687983
Holy shit, did I summon the Master back from the eternal void?
https://twitter.com/NorwayFotball/status/718765819514241024
>tfw want to follow the Grand National with /bet/ but don't want mugs talking about their shitty accumulators to ruin Match of the Day for me tonight
>>66688578
pmsl what are the chances
Hello Mr Market, today I'm going to whip your arse :)
>>66688671
>watching motd with no knowledge of the results
pmsl
>>66688493
They just a goal disallowed.
t. bet mafia
Reminder that TipsterNor is JWest
epl fix is in lads
>>66689004
I'm Harrison Worley and I can't speak Norwegian
holy crap lel
jheeeeze man like West Ham
WH unreal. Got on DNB at 11.
>>66689085
pmsl
>Arse
>>66688505
awwww tears!
>>66688493
reminder that this loses
TIPSTERNOR LARGE
>>66688493
they've hit the post twice already but can't fucking score....why do I follow anon tips?
TipsterNor lord. 4 bets posted
lotto hrose edition
Murrayana e/w
Yorkhill
Douvan
Thistlecrack
Band of Blood e/w
Just a Par e/w
damn, couldve been 5 goals for bochum by now. still lookin aight though
Kings Palace ew now
>>66689429
Literally have no idea what team is the "Large"
>>66689456
>he's not on the Shutthefrontdoor fix at 17:15 Aintree
>>66689458
yes!
>>66689483
Skedsmo m8
>>66689483
>how does twitter work
>>66689492
wouldn't put it past jp mcmanus and barry geraghty desu. Both of them are crooked.
BT here. KuPS -0.25 and Zhetysu +0.25 are smalls later on, both in Asia.
>>66689004
Pmsl I think he is
S k e d s m oooo
>>66689474
What race m8?
Bubblegum babbies absolutely overjoyed. Shame your £20 stake isnt going to go far on 1.25 PMSL.
>>66689552
literally got 3x special stake on it so I will make as much from it as I would a large
f-free money
>>66689515
Shutthefrontdoor was 25s yesterday its now 8-1 favorite LOL
>>66689492
just put a cheeky 2.5 on it lad.
>>66689551
Sigh, pulled up! Fucking hope hardly anyone followed that.
clear foul
>>66689456
lol boom first one in
>i didnt get on WH
WEST HAMMMMM
TEARS if you ignored OP
>>66689657
shit apology m80
>>66689159
Shaking for you liddo
>>66689779
It's my entire weekly allowance of 2 euros!
Reddit surreal tip with Motherwell. up mums
>>66688340
pmsl
Requesting /bet/ be formerly changed to /euan/
put 80 on west ham when they were 2-0 down. Fucking 36 odds. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ufkckckckckckckc
>>66689779
Ok Henny
>>66689900
Post slip
>>66689903
:)
Will I be UAC placing my entire roll on Nor's tips?
>>66689900
post slip
>>66689880
>betting against thumbhead fc in non European games
Reminder that betting on BTTS in Fulham vs Cardiff @ 1.8 is the type of thing a profitable person would do.
>>66690008
>implying Cardiff will concede
How much is everyone putting on Skedsmo?
First tipsternor bet.
>>66690048
probably nothing
not worth dangering my 365 for 1.25
>>66690048
0
at least on SW
>>66690048
nothing.
>prestaking
>>66690048
Managed £5k over my unibet skins. Traders much be shaking.
I went all-in on Arsenal when they were 2-0.
On Arsenal/draw
going to b UP SUMS
>>66690091
on SW?
>>66690078
Was not referring to prestaking.
>>66690067
Probably true.
Might go large myself on AH if it comes in play
>>66690117
oh, carry on then
>>66690091
Skins? Like in golf?
>>66689548
How much on?
>>66690099
UP INSANE
>>66690030
Fulham have probably the best strike force in the league but they also have the most inept defence.
I've won 7 out of 10 BTTS bets with Fulham in the last few months and its won the last 6 games in a row - just do it.
>>66690333
trips of arsenal sw
PMSL at the punters in here. Imagine how green Peter or Caan's books are off this whilst you mongs sweat your balls off £20 punts on vulnerable markets.
>>66690370
>the bookies can't see goals for and against
only on the 0-2 eh, better come in or i'll bring the noose
>>66688493
1-0 finally
Hit the bar 3 teams already ffs. How is that possible...
>>66690401
stopped caring about the odds, just riding the money train desu
>tfw should have waited until in-play with my tip
kinda embarrassing. also dropped a good pick for a losing one ; ;
>>66690393
>Professional gamblers are better at gambling
are you sure?
>>66690505
Traders make money regardless of outcome
HUGE respect for Andy Carroll.
Bagging hat-tricks @ 2pm
Running Grand Nationals at @ 5pm
>>66690560
nice blog
I'M FUCKING BROKE, MAN. I'M BROKE. FUUUCK ARSENAL.
>>66690606
why would you pick that game for a large bet?
>>66690621
THEY WERE 2-0 UP.
>>66690633
surely the odds were shit then?
>>66690606
worm
>>66690633
>he went all in on a 10% profit stake
Sweden NO!
Can someone explain the tipsterNorse hype to me? Why should I put any more stake on his word over Big Al's?
>>66690633
reback them at 10's now lad
/bet/ magic is coming
>>66690370
>Cairney injured
Imagine thinking a 20 year old yank can provide any kind of service
>>66690691
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rdCbGZSjC5WgC0U8cmukrkpROsdDXy46LEcK0y4Ysmw/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
Hey TipsterNor why don't you try out TipsterTube?
>>66690723
what is the current he is recommending?
>>66690691
Who is Big al?
>>66690723
This is his first ever large? Gonna bankroll this game
SHAKING
ez $140 thx you based andy
>>66690763
He had some in April but didn't spreadsheet it for some reason
>>66690723
>spoonfeeding worms to mugs
JK, here you go bong:
https://twitter.com/NorwayFotball/
>>66687376
J West = NorwayFootball??
which league are Skedsmo in? do they have another name
>>66690956
norway 3rd div group 3
>>66690920
Nah but I am pretty sure they talk outside of /bet/. I think TipsterNor is Oil. As he obviously posts on 4chan and there was never any other shrewd Norwegian iirc.
>>66690956
Norway Division 3 Group 2.
>>66690956
Norwegian 3rd division, group 3.
going FAT on chelski
win 2nd half @ 3.10
Race to 2 goals @ 2.87
come at me wonga
How are your Masters bets going lads?
Hoping everyone else fucks up Els style and we get a Day, Scott, Stenson, Cabrera-Bello 1-2-3-4 tbqh
>>66691003
Oops. Group 3* was Group 2 last year.
>>66691003
>I think TipsterNor is Oil.
tasking big sense pal
>TipsterNor tip
Finally I can feed my 5 starving kids.
>>66691003
J West is Oil m8
>>66691103
We see right through your tricks oil
>>66691103
omg
>>66691103
>complimenting yourself
Wtb
>>66691103
pmsl
>>66691125
>>66691149
>>66691154
Trapani DC @ 1.82
>tfw no Nordic Bet account
which betting site should I sign up for?
>>66691233
I'll sell you mine.
>>66691238
All of them
>>66691241
How much m8?
>>66691233
Godawful site and markeds, great bonuses and bretty guud odds though.
>>66691241
If I send you PayPal - or bank transfer etc whatever is best for you - can you place my bet and send me back the winnings if there are any? I'll give you 5%.
Wonder how Euan feels seeing old trips come back, he clearly feels /bet/ is "his" now, but these guys are bigger personalities than him. It seems as if he begrudgingly takes a back seat.
Do you guys think watford are going to beat poverton?
>>66691284
Great post, noticing this too. /bet/ in an interesting state of flux right now with Euan proving his shrewdness but still unable to compete with the personality of the old guard.
>>66691284
Love it that Oil and J West are back tbqh; really feels like home again. It kinda felt like mum and dad were on holiday and we were staying at grandma's (Euan's) house for a few months.
>WORLD OFC games
followed by
>Norway
This weekend is ________
>>66691255
£10k, transferred via a private fund of my choosing.
>>66691275
35% of profit + £200 a week
>>66691352
The best in recent memory
Can't find the game inplay lads
>>66691401
>game
pmsl he isn't on all 4 bets
>>66691324
>>66691343
Make no mistake Euan is our future. I would like to see him give some pushback against J West and Oil. His stock has never been higher, he needs to capitalise on this moment and truly take over.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
>>66691431
The lad just needs guidance. He was thrown in at the deep end and wasn't quite mature enough to hold the thread up on his own bless him.
every other trip lucky BT isn't here. He's literally the godfather of /bet/
What happened to Beetris?
wtfb euan?
>>66691474
But I am here
>>66691495
>J West and Oil are in the house
>Asking Euan for a bet
pmsl
>Newcastle
>>66691502
trying to impersonate BT, watch it m8
>>66691512
Cringe
Anyone got a twitter account for Norway updates?
>>66691495
>>66691512
>3pm on a Saturday
>asking for a bet
>>66691512
fuck off they're just lurking.
Euan IS /bet/ right now
>>66691555
THIS
Euan is the BAE of /bet/
So very very large on Zhetysu DC, Aktobe such a bunch of wetwipes
WHERE DO I PUT ON THE BET LADS
SKEDSMORE PLS
>>66691541
Just search the teams name in twitter. There isnt one account covering every single game in Norway afaik.
Douvan is love
Douvan is life
>>66691594
Thought Oil or Henny might have connection but oh well.
Makes it even more sweaty now.
Euan struggling to cope, can't handle the pressure pmsl
>>66691541
>>66691594
https://www.norsk-tipping.no/sport/langoddsen#resultater
https://www.norsk-tipping.no/sport/langoddsen#resultater
Skedsmo one up
reminder there is a fixed horse race in 2 hours
17:15 Aintree
Shutthefrontdoor
>tfw no Oviedo to send you £4k
>>66691651
reminder you are a useless cunt
15:14 UK
Shutthefuckup
>>66691594
Maybe www.vglive.no covers 3rd div.
>he hasn't out £100 on a 34/1 horse
>>66691703
>>66691641
>>66691639
Thanks guys :-)
>>66691034
>not getting skybet's 8-place e/w
>not going big on Rory
I'm on Stenson too
RIP King's Palace
>Bubba CutSoon
>>66691641
Did anyone get on? Apart from prestakers?
need kolmonen like AIR
>>66691786
>1.25
GoffySURREAL
Do any of you bet on Goalscorers? My method says Fernando Torres to score first x
>>66691786
It wasn't/isn't in play anywhere, so no.
Luckily I prestaked.
>>66691676
is the fiver epl acca down already lid?
>Ardal 1-0 down
DAC
Is /bet/ kill? Mugs are getting excited about a 1.25 bet just because some shrewd tripfag posted it
What is that irks people about doing their own research in an age where you can find value by just clicking a few links.
This spoon-feeding epidemic is rather shameful and ruins the diversity of this board
>>66691798
haven't seen kolmonen discussed here since that legirus match
>>66691905
TipsterNor such a FRAUD
>>66691962
>Årdal 1-1
>>66691953
zzzzzzzzzz leave the board politics out m8. it's a sunny saturday, go out and have a pint
>>66691985
TipsterNor such a JUDGE
>>66691985
AIRdal
>Skjetten 1-0
>Drobak 0-0
>Årdal 1-1
>S K E D S M O 1-0
>>66691612
Sorry lid, I was at the store getting beer for tonight.
https://www.norsk-tipping.no/sport/langoddsen#resultater is pretty much the only place, as other anons said.
>>66691953
>What is that irks people about doing their own research in an age where you can find value by just clicking a few links.
We click the link to /bet/
>>66692025
>Actually replying to the obvious troll
Please just ignore him
>>66687376
Mostue 1-0 pmsl
>>66692071
MostUAC
>>66692017
SO hung up in the games that I FORGOT TO PICK UP BUNS FOR THE BURGERS RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Really embarrassing stuff in this thread. You do realise the bookies don't give a fuck about pricing up these games? All they care about is having somewhat tight opening odds on mainstream and then balancing their books when the money comes in, grinding out profit on chasers and mugs.
Norway, bird, Estonia, who live in these respective countries are obviously going to be able to beat these after thought lines with penny limits. It isn't something to be celebrated. It doesn't make you a good gambler and you wont profit long term being spoonfed off them and sucking off tramps for new accounts so you can get a few £100 bets on before repeating the cycle because you can't profit in Asia.
>>66692090
Pmsl Euan getting mad now that he isn't the centre of attention
so MUCH nibs in this thread.
>>66692090
calm down friend :^)
>>66691960
Can you go to futisforum and translate the insider info for us please mate.
STOP replying to this Mark wannabe you morons.
>>66692129
>"Didrik however missed friends, acquaintances and the environment in SPK besides that he greatly wished to be involved in Skedsmo A-team men's continued commitment towards 2.divisjon."
Wew lad, Saint Are's chances getting slimmer with all this rain
>>66692163
Fit x
the guy, not her
Classic 1/2 fix incoming in the Aktobe match, there's a fair few Turks in Astana lids ;)
pmsl Newcastle are so bad
>>66692163
He could do way better.
>>66692163
Fine specimen
>still 1-0
>>66692145
tbf his (You) count clearly isn't satisfying him so maybe thats why he keeps posting
>>66688189
>>66688340
>>66689552
>>66690393
>>66691953
>>66692090
>>66692163
Imagining this skinny Arab crying into his piles of cash cos he'll never look like this PMSL.
ArDAC
BOURNEMOUTH
HUP
D R O B A K
my new laptop arrives tomorrow
>>66692443
what you gone for?
>>66692372
this desu brilliant odds
need a tip lad
Do Skedsmo get two more second half?
>>66692491
chelsea -0.25
Disgraceful how Euan has become a punchbag for the unknown cowards that frequent here.
Guy is nice enough to share his tips with us - even though they're shrewd at times - yet you have cunts giving him unwarranted hate
>>66692503
at least
>>66692460
not sure, something from pc world
>>66692503
Where did you get on the handi?
>>66692555
Laptops are -EV nowadays lad
>>66692555
it'll die in two years
>>66692606
just like your hopes and dreams
>>66692603
What do you suggest instead?
>>66692622
okay lad. speaking from experience here. consumer laptops are shit - especially hp and acer. and toshiba have pulled out of the market.
Euan, save us from this shit please.
We like to bet with Euan, cause Euan is our mate
>>66692606
my current laptop doesnt work properly when its charging, which is 90% of the time since the battery is so shit
imagine your internet not working because you plugged in the charging cable
and it says "plugged in, not charging" - something i didnt even know was possible
you know, just incase you ever felt like putting the charging cable in but dont want it to charge your laptop
i ordered a ASUS - EeeBook E403 14"
£230
>>66692657
Where do you reccomended getting one from?
Pissing down at the grand national lads.
Worst rain in over a decade.
>>66692703
>and it says "plugged in, not charging" - something i didnt even know was possible
It usually means the battery is not capable of holding a charge anymore. Same issues when you take out the battery and just run on AC?
zzzzz didn't know I was in /g/
Mods do your work
>>66692785
still a laggy suttering piece of shit when the charger cable is in
even more so when the battery is out
>>66690700
>>66690401
Hope you are enjoying your free money
>>66692811
Please have sex
>>66692703
when you are near a plug outlet, take the laptop battery out and keep the charger in. keeping it on mains power preserves the actual battery.
>asus
oh boy. if something goes wrong, it gets sent to the czech republic, and you will have more chance of a jackpot win than getting a status update. they had my laptop for a month and i had no update. emailed the md to get on the case.
>>66692776
the only good laptops are dell's business lattitude line and hp's elitebooks. i prefer dell - they have good price to spec ratio on their business outlet website.
I've had a HP laptop for 5.5 years that is still going strong desu... Think I got it in a January sale at Argos.
>>66692854
>HP Elitebooks
This, they are indestructible great laptops and have good after sales support.
>>66692896
>>66692854
>>66692820
>>66692785
>>66692703
>>66692657
>>66692555
>>66692443
>They don't have macbook pros
DAC laptops for DAC lifestyles
Done talking about your budget laptops?
Need a 2nd from Skedsmo like air.
>>66692931
>Spending 3x as much money as you need to on a laptop instead of a investing in a bigger roll
>>66692985
Need a 2nd from Skedsmo
Need a 2nd from Drobak
Need a 2nd from Skjetten
Need a 2nd and 3rd from Ardal
Ingolstadt with yet another home win. Love them oh so much
Got a dual core laptop and an octa core phone desu
Kazakh fix is happening
>>66693029
D R (TW)O B A K
Bet Mafia got a coup picking up Tipster Nor. PMSL those that fell for it.
>>66693085
they can't keep getting away with this!
>>66693029
>Skedsmo
What's the score atm?
>>66693121
1-1 kek.
>FraudNor
Need a time machine to undo the Arsenal result LIKE AIR
>>66693128
Thank god I didn't get on then, I would have put too much on.
fuck.
Now that oil is proven to be a bookie shill, are you ready to accept Euan as your Lord and saviour?
Euan give us a bet
Euan Euan give us a bet
Are Skedsmo seriously not winning?
how long left of the Skedsmo game? Went special at 1.25 odds p m s l
>>66693256
about 25 mins
still plenty of time
25 mins left 1-1. Imagine losing a 1.25 shot on one of THE most bubblegum leagues. Euan can barely hide his stiffy here. Got the whole thread on hands and knees for a chase bet.
Tipster Nor is fucking dropped if this LARGE doesn't come in.
Yet another /bet/ meltdown. Was right in not follow the e-sports lotto shite, and even more smarter not to follow a tripfag by lumping a good sum of my roll on a 3 division team in Norway pmsl
>>66693299
ill just wait for the next Bird tip desu
>win a Bird tip
>lose it on shite tips
>repeat
some day I wont have Bird to fall back on
>>66693372
this desu senpai
>>66693372
>>66693394
Icelandic cup basketball is in the Semi final stages lids only a few games left ;)
>>66693372
Who is bird? Is he paid?
chelsea +1
Reminder that if you put £1 on every single horse in the national you're guaranteed profit
>>66693499
yeah, only £40 a month though
Skedsmo 2-1
Tipster Nor so so lucky.
>>66692820
Some Dells come with some shitware that throttles everything whenever it's not happy about the charger wattage or the battery. Might be that. Check the power options (should be set to Balanced/High Perf and not Dell or whatever) and whatever branded software you have installed on it.
>>66693430
crying
inb4 a late goal in the poverton match
>>66693541
JENNY
Thank FUCK it's 2 - 1
I don't even care about the sweaty 3 figures I have on, Euan must be absolutely sweating in the shower right now.
3-1, Mostue again.
He WANTS THREE
>>66693526
Pmsl counting on you lids to leak em when he does tip
>>66693541
BREATHING
>>66693523
Is this the same if you also put £10000 on? Why doesnt a rich guy do this?
3-1 PMSL.
>>66693588
YES
ARDAL SCORE LADS?
>>66693353
pmsl pmsl pmsl
Daily reminder that games are NOT 60 minutes long
>>66693523
How many horses are there and what's the one with the least value?
On hands and knees for the Mostue hattrick. Gonna be down off the game if not.
>>66693607
2-1 down still, the only tip that's losing
>State of this thread
I go out to enjoy a local sporting event and come back to this.
NEED MORE SKEDSMO GOALS
>>66693607
theyre losing 2-1
>>66693629
39 horses Many Clouds fav at 9/1 lel
4-1 MOSTUE HATTRICK P M S L
>>66693631
>>66693645
where did you get on the Skedsmo handi PLEASE respond
DIDRIK FUCKING MOSTUE
44444444444444444444444
>>66693654
>>66693644
>losing
Fuck off Tipster Nor
4-1 SKEDSMO UNREAAAAAAL
>>66693679
Unibet had 0-2 eh and o4,5
>>66693679
sent ;)
Glad I got Last Samuri at 12/1 before.
>>66693679
Bespoke bookie. I could give you his email but he wont accept penny punting slugs
Need 1 chelsea goal
cheers
>>66693693
Cheers mate.
Need norwich equaliser and chelsea-goal badly.
/bet/ magic PLEASE
>>66693714
When is the train to Profitville resuming?
>>66693714
Dont be mean mate. I didnt have time to check everywhere just got on the SW.
Look forward to your tips later :)
>>66693541
Thanks flashscore weird how you didn't mention when it was 1-1
>>66693693
Unibet had £8 lays on the -2eh pmsl
Is this a good grand national offer?
>>66693777
doesn't matter to me, I'm a penny punting student slug anyways pml
>>66693777
If you account is limited, got 100 across unibet fine
>>66693820
Best you're gonna get now.
Shrewd thingt o do was load up before midday with 365 and get your e/w bet free.
>>66693820
>no battery percent
>low battery
>12 hour digital clock
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>66693843
Probably the most pathetic post in the last few threads.
BOSTON BOB
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>>66686985
1 bet came in m80
didn't expect too much of pre-game tips to epl anyway
>Ballycasey shortened to 51
Flatanon SO SO shrewd
>>66693868
Why?
Why are all the animal rights cunts moaning about horse racing?
They wouldn't have a purpose and therefore wouldn't exist if we didn't have racing.
Skjetten 3-0 up. TipsterNor SURREAL.
nothing disgusts me more than seeing pardew happy
MLB picks for today
3-1 yesterday, 20-12 on the season
Pirates ML -132
White Sox ML -162
Dodgers ML -135
Astros ML -142
>Albania posting 2 losers today already
pmsl
>>66694032
why isn't Albania showing up here recently anyway?
>>66693980
Calm down BT
>tfw poverton cause poverty
>>66694058
Cause Euan DESTROYED him.
Based
Rolling for Grand National winner
>>66694076
Fucking moron. Go to reddit.
Lads....
Im never going to see my money again am I
>>66694089
pmsl looks like he shares a cell with Breivik
>>66691719
>Double bogey
RIP Stenson
>>66694100
PMSL
>>66694100
pmsl
>>66694100
No one wins. Everyone dies. Hope bookies refund the bets.
Who is this pmsl person that keeps being mentioned?
>>66694115
Be lucky to break even desu
>>66694115
Conti wins
>>66694140
H-he can st-still come ei-eighth
>>66694113
>disliking big stake, big risk, big ball bettors
Nice 2015 meme.
Enjoy spending 14 hours a day studying the Algerian Second Division Handball League, in order to grind out the equivalent to a £1.40 hourly wage.
>>66693709
Same, he's down to 8/1 now.
>>66694181
Rate my winnings from today lad.
And recommend me an overnight accy to put all the winnings on.
Stuck £125 E/W on Boston Bob. Didn't take one look at the form. I just watch Survivor and like Boston Rob. #babbymoney
>>66694181
You are just stupid not "big balled", taking dumb risks doesnt make you brave.
inb4 nibs
Tears if you arent on Double Ross desu
What the fuck is going on with CSKA? Fixed game or something? They shrekt Metallursk 5-1 the othe rday.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>Paki singing the national anthem
Top top top kek.
Britain is dead
MAN CITY LARGE
if khruzilini or or unioniste win im buying a yacht
Romford Pele and Ballycasey
Want to shag that girl singing the anthem desu
>>66694320
Yachts are a horrible waste of money, better to rent
>ads where animals ```talk```
>the black farmer
:/
>>66694345
Same
The horse race fix is about to start
5.15 Aintree SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR
Ucello Conti and Ballcasey lids
>>66694377
Carmela would you please shut the doooooooor
Triolo D'Alene SW fix
>>66693523
Well this quite obviously depends on who wins it and whether their odds are over 40/1 or not.
goonyella loving this rain
I did Goonyella at 25/1 because I want to bang Zoella and now it's 10/1.
Pleasing.
Horse is really just for middle class tories that they think they're posh
Holywell, Many Clouds, Romford Pele and Ballycasey
Ballycasey and Unioniste
>>66694440
Flat racing yeah
National hunt is the working mans sport
>Hadrians Approach down at the first hurdle
HAHAHHAHA DOWN THOUSANDS
>Holywell fucks it on the first jump
There goes my biggest stake
>>66694501
Fence you mug
>when the horse keeps going without their jockey
ayy lmao
MANY CLODS is going to win this
>>66694320
>last and 2nd last
>>66685945
YESSSS
on for 3-3 exact score man city
hows it looking lads?
Down £350
fucking fuming i considered rule the word
RULE THE WOOOOOOOORLD
EUAN ROLL SURREAL
>tfw only had a fiver on e/w
Flatanon such a fraud
Cracking finish - almost lumped on the last samurai mid race.
A 19 yo just won the Grand National. What have you achieved?
Some lotto shite that was aye
>>66694705
Pmsl Walsh just gave up about 10 metres before the last fence, could see she wasn't fucked. Hate women
>>66694716
thats pretty old for a horse
The absolute state of Nasri's hair
Why do Irish people all sound like they're mentally handicapped? Every last one of them - other than those who are smart enough to tone down their accents.
>>66694743
pmsl
>>66694759
Proximity to the British
>>66694775
Vocaroo your accent
mouse morris shrewdie
>>66694757
haters gonna hate
>mrw i tried to bet £40 on memy clouds and the bookies website wouldnt let me
>Hart
>>66694819
Blimey
Certainly had those Ronaldinho teeth done, but that hair!
Why is that little kid crying
>>66694783
I'm on the phone lid
>>66694875
Because his brother has won the grand national
>>66694875
Potato famine
>Torres hits the post
>absolutely zero (0) TORRES TORRES TORRES
Who won the national @ what odds?
>>66694919
33/1
and now west brom are ruining my last remaining bet
what an awful day
rip in peace
>>66694919
50s this morning and sent off at 33s
>>66694897
He's gonna get bullied at school for that though
>>66694950
>Irish kid
>School
hahahahhahaahha
>The most important thing is that all of the horses came home safe.
Imagine watching a football match and celebrating that no-one got injured.
Why is it that people care so much when it comes to the safety of these genetically engineered 4 legged sperm pumps?
>>66694919
@51
seething even though I won because >babby stakes
>>66694943
>betting mainstream
>not betting on corner overs when west brom plays away
>>66694943
they win from here anyway pal, dont sweat it
>tfw did £20 free bet on gilgamboa and won £165
that'll do.
>>66695024
>aftertiming
Really hope this is bait
>>66695120
>>66695156
That's me m9. Just a little bit of mischief.
>Bello 2 under par this round.
Come on lad, get that cheeky E/w
>>66695234
Fair enough
>>66695003
They're all geldings m8. No sperm pumps there.
Great effort from Ballycasey, didn't stay the trip and unseated Katie when tired but ran well at the price.
>>66695003
Horse is delicious btw.
>>66695371
FRUAD
>>66695371
I'd 'unseat' Katie if you know what I mean
Man City are clinical divers
>>66695371
>I lost the bet but it was worth it
There is no between you fraud, you either win or fuck off
New thread please Euan
Make it count
>>66695539
make sure it's /EUAN/ not /BET/
>Betting on a blood sport
Scum
>>66695539
>>66695561
Team /JennyandOil/ here
No surprise that my thread can reach the limit within 10 hrs. Have fun with your life goals edition pmsl
>>66695588
Fuck off
>>66695619
Can spare a (You) for this tbqh
Dread to think how much BT has on MC Oran -0.25
pmsl at these worms not commenting and waiting on their snobby "leader" to make a new thread
new thread. Remembered /bet/ in the title and everything
>>66695870
>>66695870
>>66695870
>>66693896
fucking shite
sorry
