down millions edition
fuck euan for not making a new thread sub-edition
Old thread: >>66663027
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Fuck sake boys
who /BigAl/ here
>>66674083
Good thread
>dutch tips
Every Single Time
>>66674125
there is a /bet/ in the title you dense pmsl
>>66674152
heh you know why
>tfw your team scores in the first five minutes
it literally takes an hour or so for the outcome of your tip to update on tt. why do people use that site again?
>>66674125
Using mugs as glasses, ya slug?
>>66673731
I meant the >beastiality with reindeers part.
How many monitors do you guys use?
>>66674256
I just use my laptop.
![Nile-Monitor-Lizard-33[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X66CqC0.jpg "Nile-Monitor-Lizard-33[1].jpg")
>>66674256
I use this
>>66674241
I thought russ jenter was some kinky shit
and you guys love them reindeers, so i thought that was some kinky shit with reindeers, unitl i searched it
>>66674256
I call in all of my bets on my Motorolla Clamshell
>>66674256
Two monitors and laptop, three
ABERDEEN
/bet/ IS TT
>>66674256
2 monitors + tv and Ipad strictly used as a digital spreedshet
AbsolutelyRektPmsl SURREAL
Is Mackers on Slovenia + because someone is offering up a gift on Scotland -
>>66674372
#JUDGE
anybody want some free money?
>Telstar
pmsl
Need Zwolle beyond
>>66674529
Every fucking tip Uni.
Been following you for years and I must be down incredible sums cause of these dutch tips.
>BIG_AL
>>66674529
what's your bankroll Uni? just curious
>Fylkir win or dnb is a value here. Pálmi from KR off injured and replaced by youngster. Similar teams imo
DOWN SO MUCH
BIG FUCKING AL
HOW
HOW
HOW
post yer weekend long shot
>>66674528
>1.3
>1.3
Thats fucking low
Need Honduras or Flatanon Grand National punts like air tbqh
>>66674567
so just bet bigger stakes on it
>>66674529
Your tips are shite.
>>66674539
Zwolle equalizer :^)
>>66674551
Thousands upon thousands
Dont think Ive known a man to lose money as well as big_al can.
>>66674590
I dont think that is how it works
venlo was @2.45 at some point, still havent figured out why the bookies had them at these odds. were there any news on their lineup or something? theyre now up 2:0
>>66674605
beautiful
>>66674580
Why can't people grasp that FLATanon tips FLAT racing?
He won't be tipping a steeplechase.
DOWN SO FUCKING MUCH BIG AL YOU FUCKING CUNT
LOST ALL MY WINNINGS FROM YESTERDAY
> people arent on Real Madrid -3 vs Wolfsburg
lmfao
>>66674644
Not sure I like your tone here friendo.
you forgot to mention that Bjarni Guðjons is coaching KR and he is a AIDS coach
>>66674600
Where are yours lad?
I got on a Big_Al """""""""shout"""""""""
I deserve to lose.
Need a fucking bird tip like desperate housewives need airtime, like the wind beneath my wings, like the shadow of the cross, someone please save me from this hell.
Thoughts on Hearts-Aberdeen? I've got a bit resting on Aberdeen scoring by the end of the half and then nothing else afterward.
>>66674742
I don't post fucking garbage just to let people know I'm present.
>>66674600
>being rude to Uni
You must be new here
>>66674810
There is no Icelandic basketball on today
>>66674846
>I don't post fucking garbage
We'll be the judge of that but you probably do.
>>66674863
when is it on?
>>66674863
the women's team are playing
p-pls
Euan? Bets pls
What's this refund I keep seeing talk about? The same as stake returned/voided or what?
>>66674915
Give me your account details you utter utter worm
ZWOLLE
W
O
L
L
E
UNI
N
I
BWIN
W
I
N
Zwolle unreal
sry for doubting Uni, it'll never happen again
ANAL SEX
N
A
L
S
E
X
>>66674936
No, seriously, is this asking for a refund? Please don't bully, explain like I'm retarded, because I might just be.
>>66675038
me too
>+195 on more than 1.5 runs scored in the inning
>bases are loaded, one out, and the pitcher responsible is still at the mound
And 3 runs have scored since I began typing this.
Thank you Walker
Thank you Conforto
>>66674590
>so just bet bigger
Give me money, money me, money now, me a money needing a lot now
>>66675083
nice blog
ZWOLLE
uni you fucking JUDGE, Ajax winning too.
>>66675094
waiting for your next tip friendo
>>66675079
333333
A few people have asked so Ballycasey* is my tentative, personal selection. Nothing much stands out this year. Best race quality-wise for years, compressed handicap, classier horses well in, prices just don't appeal.
Reasons
Pros:
>Carries a featherweight
>Neat jumper, for the most part
>Stamina on Dam's side of family (Dam's sire produced Hedgehunter and Monty's Pass)
Cons:
>Not won for a year and a half
>Never won over 3 miles
>Might look good for a circuit but in all likelihood won't stay
>Isn't very good
*not a tip
>>66675083
Drinking is for schmucks
bookies underestimate arouca @ 3.2
>>66675135
do you always lurk friend?
>>66675116
You are pressuring me gerbro. I dont work very well under the pressuer
>>66675135
on special
>>66675230
No, there is very little worth reading so I usually just scroll back through the thread in the evening and lurk a bit whilst I research the next day's horses.
>>66675333
do you bet full time?
>>66675257
take your time m8
>>66675135
on tbqh
Any NBA tips tonight like the WORLD timberwolves bet yesterday?
>>66675351
Nope, I'd go mad staring at a screen all day, couldn't do it. I work part-time / self-employed, then bet and research when I'm not working. I like the variety but would look to work full time when I have a bit more experience in my field, would mean scaling back on the horses slightly but beneficial in the long run. Until horses are traded in asia a career has to be the priority.
>>66675428
yea look here >>66674528
>>66675478
just taking them in a double? Any info?
>didn't take 3-1 CS
ill
>>66675135
on insane
>>66675135
Put a wonga loan on this
English slags WILL score
>tfw get on losing bets instead of winning ones
>>66675942
Yeah but do you want to risk that they won't concede again when this was the first goal?
>>66675995
kekerino not arsed with that m8 on England O.5 goals
>>66675995
is this really from that game?
>>66676029
Yes
>>66676035
holy fuck and youre betting money on games like that?
and jesus christ i had no idea how fucking terrible they are
>>66675494
I think they both will win
>>66676074
You ain't got a clue the crazy shit we bet on son.
WEBM DUMP INCOMING
/bet/ has literally bet on all of the following games these webms came from.
Lets start with this instant classic from last night
>>66676022
hup
Daily reminder of the worst goal of all time.
>>66676116
>>66676133
KEK Didnt even see this post.
>>66676074
2
BIRD TIP
>>66675995
But a professional footballer just missed the ball
BIRD TIP BIRD TIP
>>66676074
3
>>66676074
4
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>66676074
5
>>66676074
6
>BIRD
BEYOND DOWN
>>66676074
7
>>66676216
>>66676235
kinda feels bad that these women get paid for this shit. probably make more than me too
this bird bet is going to be fun
0 (zero) points
>>66676074
8
>>66676074
9
>>66675947
iktf
>>66676074
10
>>66676289
Dump them later, lid. More important things on atm.
>>66676074
>even Peru
>>66676074
11
>>66676309
Creasing at this post kek
The whole of /bet/ has to come to a standstill when a bird tip is posted
>>66676074
12
>tfw didnt get on
>>66676074
13
>>66676074
14
>>66676074
15
>>66676216
Good finishing from the Guatemalan qt
>>66676259
If I recall, that particular Grenada team had a 10 year old in their starting XI. I don't think they got paid
>>66676074
16
>>66676074
17
Amazing, can't believe he hasn't gone paid. Doesn't feel right winning money so easily.
>>66676074
18
>>66676074
19
HAVE to lay next Bird tip tbqh
What was FT?
>>66676074
20
>>66676475
They won by 11 I think.
>>66676482
what happened to her here? did she get cramps or something?
>>66676475
won by too much
>>66676358
>>66676373
>>66676388
fuck did they get done for this?
Finchy here??
Any boxing tips for tomorrow?
>>66676373
that more looks like the player knew the penalty was utter dogshit so fluffed it on purpose, but I ofc could be wrong
>>66676482
pmsl, my favourite ever
>>66676482
If i remember rightly, this game was utter utter rape, everyone had sums on and this was the only goal? What a way to win it.
>>66676516
It was probably fixed
does anyone trust BookieBashir anymore?
Take back what I said the other day.
new snapchat update is WORLD, they have like doubled the amount of text you can write on a pic
>>66676618
Just another rball warrior
calling it now, Stokkseyri will score 2 more and draw with Arborg
Euan lad, is it worth staying up for any of the OFC Champions league games later?
>>66676720
I will be staying for the 2nd game for sure
>>66676737
Got any ideas? :)
>>66674528
Conversely, there's this. 2 team parlay, and neither team is even last in their division.
>>66676768
overs desu
For any wrestling historians in this thread.
I really feel that Euan's bet last night is akin to Steve Austin vs. Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 13 in terms of what it did/will do for Austin/Euan's career.
>>66676841
Fancy trying to put that in less autistic terms?
>>66676855
Basically it has made you a huge star and over as fuck with all the fans (the rest of /bet/).
>>66676855
Hassan here, I'm gonna have to grow my hair out a bit before I can deliver on the perm lads.
I did donate the RT9 corners winnings to Cancer Research though
>>66676885
>I did donate the RT9 corners winnings to Cancer Research though
Why the fuck would you waste your winnings like that?
>>66676855
I do feel as if that was your defining moment. Was a lot of hostility toward you in the previous months (and well deserved) but the last couple of weeks have been world desu and then you deliver a genuine, no nonsense LARGE stake for us with good limits- very modest in victory too.
I feel you are slowly taking to the head trip role that BT and J West had before and I eagerly await the future x
>>66676954
this
>>66676917
delete this
>>66676885
Good proper lad.
>>66676954
Hassan's the guy who was saying he couldn't afford his Vodafone phone bill in the other thread so I doubt its true anyway tbqh.
>>66676885
I gave 1000 tokens to a slag on chaturbate
If Trouville wins tonight they'll be in the finals
>>66676995
TRIGGERED
>>66676995
Lads what are we backing for the grand national? I'm finding hard to see past many clouds. Maybe Conti.
I'm sorry I didn't get to post tips lately, I've been travelling a lot -in fact I'm going to Chile on sunday- and had to catch up with other stuff. I didn't get to watch many matches either, and the tournaments I've covered had sports I don't understand enough to tip (volleyball and beach, handball)
Also sad that I missed Euan's sick tips
>>66677037
Just back any horse at odds of circa 30/1
>>66677045
What was his tip? I missed it too
>>66677045
>>66677073
>going to bed before 2am
PMSL
non ironically bet of the year so far
Grand National horses are numbered 1-40. Just back the horse your post ends in. If it is over 40, do (post no. - 40), if your post is over 80, chose the one with the nicest name.
http://www.oddschecker.com/horse-racing/2016-04-09-aintree/17:15/winner?dcmp=twt22
sort by Card Number on top left of grid
>>66677104
#in
>>66677073
Tefana last night
Opened at 9.0
Down to 3.0 by kick off and on a 0.0 all game even though they won 6-1.
Everyone was up sums
>>66676737
up to 4:30? Pretty late desu, might have to have a 5 hour rest now and set my alarm for it
>>66676670
I LOVE YOU
won 66 quid off a fiver.
still got a bit left on the win
>>66677104
rollin
>>66677123
I'm considering a nap until 2 myself.
>>66677104
rollin rollin rollin
>>66677104
ROLLING
>>66677140
im with you, see you guys in a couple hours
And dont you dare fucking ban me for posting a roll thingy, janitor. It was just a suggestion you fat mess.
>>66677104
roll
will put a cheeky 20 on whoever I get
do i void it when a bet was a push on tt or what do i do?
>>66677116
cheeky fiver
>>66677119
Fucking hell. I'm here all night.
>>66677104
>>66677144
>>66665604
Wonderful Charm confirmed for being the bet
>>66677104
#IN
>>66677104
>>66677135
shaking
>>66677104
ok then
>>66677104
lets get this started
>>66675995
The worst part isn't the pure incompetence and lack of control over her body by the goalie, but the utter fucking lack of any coordination and communication between the players. What the fuck is the goalie doing out there? What the fuck are those two slags doing just gallivanting around? I'm steaming mad just watching that.
>>66677341
Exactly, two defenders and a gk right by the ball and they just watch it bouncing and let some opposition player steam in.
You literally would not see defending that bad in like the 10th tier of men's football and this is supposed to be the best women we have.
>>66676235
>all those team mates & staff sick of this shit
>almost starts fucking crying on the pitch
BURN IT
BURN IT ALL TO ASHES
>>66677104
ayyy
>>66677184
void
SURELY TipsterNor pulls a worldy out tomorrow
>>66677467
>>66676328
>reverse Irland
Let me guess, they're drowning in potatoes.
>>66676344
>tfw didn't get on inplay2g tips
>tfw bird won't let me follow
>tfw sums down from fucking Berlin shitting the lawn
JUST
>>66676116
after seeing this first one I think I must just save the rest for when I really need a good laugh
The T4tW money train will be on a weekend long journey to Profitville. Dont worry if you missed the first stop last night, jump aboard tonight! Choo choo!
SOMEONE PULL THE EMERGENCY BRAKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
> The T4tW money train will be on a weekend long journey to Profitville. Dont worry if you missed the first stop last night, jump aboard tonight! Choo choo!
>>66677589
pls don't tip it there PLS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66677589
I shat on Al on TT and he liked my posts. What a jolly nice man.
>>66677589
>Big_Al on
fug
>>66677589
How much is it for a suite at t4tw towers for a weekend?
>>66677703
A kebab if it is before dinner time or a loaf and a pack of bacon if it is after.
Wasn't around but read through the thread and Euan tipped the bet a 3/10 then some anon did a writeup or posted a writeup and Euan then tipped it 5/10, shouldn't the anon get credit instead or am I missing something?
>>66677104
R O L L I N
>>66677804
Euan was on with that info. I copied the info from some guy on TT itt and everyone and their dog got on (mackers etc). So Euan topped up with a 5. Don't blame him desu
>>66677828
could you post the source of the info? I tried googling the pasta but no luck
Don't mind me lads just grabbing my post number
So what's the tip tonight boys? Or are we still waiting
>>66677939
http://oceaniafootball.com/ofc/News/ViewArticle/tabid/125/Article/bb7dab14-45de-42d1-b39b-582cec838af7/language/en-US/Default.aspx
>>66677104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
>>66677993
Double down
>>66677589
What is that?
>>66677804
I prestaked small then topped up to large once I saw how rapey it was as was my intention from the start.
Just been speaking to Joe and he said Daniel Gould paid BT not to post his Eurovision write-up
>>66678220
Just been speaking to J West and he says Joe was told to spread that misinformation by Lux and he did so for free.
>>66677104
roll
>>66677104
Rolling, better be Ballycasey
>>66678287
>87
zzz, reroll
>>66678332
leggo
>>66677939
https://tipstertube.com/post/41965
>>66678386
pmsl biggest stake i've seen you ever make
>>66678393
Long way of saying Nadi are shit and been fucked by cyclones and the price is just totally wrong desu
>>66678386
B I G
O
Y
>>66678428
Yeah I guess it is. But I'd sooner get on a well written tip like that than "Nadi are shit and been fucked by cyclones".
Presentation is everything lid.
>>66678537
I agree with you but how often have you read some massive write up and its basically been
>soccerway shit + gut feeling + muh in form players + other shit the bookies absolutely know
Sometimes a summary is nice.
Whats the word on dem hoersies tommorow UKbro?
>>66678537
PMSL. Imagine being spoonfed a legit LARGE stake and taking issue because it wasn't in the format you wanted.
>>66678560
Yeah but I can deduce that from the write up and decide if I want to get on it or not. Whereas I've got no idea what's going through Euan's mind when he says something's value with 1 sentence.
>>66678537
>>66678560
This. There are only so many ways you can type out soccerway. Would rather follow an experienced bettor who can just sum up why it is a bet rather than past 3 news articles and explain the soccerway page, personally.
>>66678593
Guess it's all personal preference. But I quite like having literally all the info in front of me so I can make my mind up.
>inb4 wah wah
>>66678615
Get the info yourself then.
pmsl @ slugs on TT mad at Euan
>>66678639
Not sure I can get every scrap of info on every game lid
>>66678567
Bump for profits la
Has the TIP been posted by Euan yet lads?
this was posted from my rock
>>66678567
Bet large on several random horses and put money on the favourite which is many clouds(9.0)
>>66678678
>>66677104
>>66678686
No and I'm not posting anything early since that mong prestaked -5 last night
philedelphia union SW still @ 1.45, clearly the better team
>>66678728
Yeah that was me kek
>>66678728
Does this bet warrant a bigger stake than the one last night, in your opinion?
>>66678751
I havent a clue desu.
USL anons want to tell my why LA II have drifted so much and why they arent value now?
>>66678774
Was literally just looking at the games now and was about to examine that closer.
Do like Portland for a bet though.
>>66678728
It was Hassan
Mackers gearing up for a big night.
Get the energy drinks in LADS
>>66678730
t. bet mafia
stake for euan's tip gone
>>66678826
PAKIS OUT
>>66678826
studying anyway desk so im gonna be up, so this is a bonus
>>66678827
relax, plenty of chances for the hometeam. Surely they will fix it in 2nd half
>>66678730
Were you actually watching?
>>66678858
>desk
did you actually type out desu?
>>66678888
Genuinely pmsl.
Nice repeating digits
>>66678878
yes,only a couple of corners by kaka for orlando but other than that they didnt bring much offensively. Philadelphia's defense and keeper seemed solid except for the one goal
>>66678888
Fucking lol
>>66678907
SLAMMING horse number 8
