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fuck euan for not making a new thread sub-edition
Old thread: >>66663027
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>No /bet/ in the title
Fuck sake boys
who /BigAl/ here
>>66674083
Good thread
>dutch tips
Every Single Time
>>66674125
there is a /bet/ in the title you dense pmsl
>>66674152
heh you know why
>tfw your team scores in the first five minutes
it literally takes an hour or so for the outcome of your tip to update on tt. why do people use that site again?
>>66674125
Using mugs as glasses, ya slug?
>>66673731
I meant the >beastiality with reindeers part.
How many monitors do you guys use?
>>66674256
I just use my laptop.
>>66674256
I use this
>>66674241
I thought russ jenter was some kinky shit
and you guys love them reindeers, so i thought that was some kinky shit with reindeers, unitl i searched it
>>66674256
I call in all of my bets on my Motorolla Clamshell
>>66674256
Two monitors and laptop, three
ABERDEEN
/bet/ IS TT
>>66674256
2 monitors + tv and Ipad strictly used as a digital spreedshet
AbsolutelyRektPmsl SURREAL
Is Mackers on Slovenia + because someone is offering up a gift on Scotland -
>>66674372
#JUDGE
anybody want some free money?
>Telstar
pmsl
Need Zwolle beyond
>>66674529
Every fucking tip Uni.
Been following you for years and I must be down incredible sums cause of these dutch tips.
>BIG_AL
>>66674529
what's your bankroll Uni? just curious
>Fylkir win or dnb is a value here. Pálmi from KR off injured and replaced by youngster. Similar teams imo
DOWN SO MUCH
BIG FUCKING AL
HOW
HOW
HOW
post yer weekend long shot
>>66674528
>1.3
>1.3
Thats fucking low
Need Honduras or Flatanon Grand National punts like air tbqh
>>66674567
so just bet bigger stakes on it
>>66674529
Your tips are shite.
>>66674539
Zwolle equalizer :^)
>>66674551
Thousands upon thousands
Dont think Ive known a man to lose money as well as big_al can.
>>66674590
I dont think that is how it works
venlo was @2.45 at some point, still havent figured out why the bookies had them at these odds. were there any news on their lineup or something? theyre now up 2:0
>>66674605
beautiful
>>66674580
Why can't people grasp that FLATanon tips FLAT racing?
He won't be tipping a steeplechase.
DOWN SO FUCKING MUCH BIG AL YOU FUCKING CUNT
LOST ALL MY WINNINGS FROM YESTERDAY
> people arent on Real Madrid -3 vs Wolfsburg
lmfao
>>66674644
Not sure I like your tone here friendo.
you forgot to mention that Bjarni Guðjons is coaching KR and he is a AIDS coach
>>66674600
Where are yours lad?
I got on a Big_Al """""""""shout"""""""""
I deserve to lose.
Need a fucking bird tip like desperate housewives need airtime, like the wind beneath my wings, like the shadow of the cross, someone please save me from this hell.
Thoughts on Hearts-Aberdeen? I've got a bit resting on Aberdeen scoring by the end of the half and then nothing else afterward.
>>66674742
I don't post fucking garbage just to let people know I'm present.
>>66674600
>being rude to Uni
You must be new here
>>66674810
There is no Icelandic basketball on today
>>66674846
>I don't post fucking garbage
We'll be the judge of that but you probably do.
>>66674863
when is it on?
>>66674863
the women's team are playing
p-pls
Euan? Bets pls
What's this refund I keep seeing talk about? The same as stake returned/voided or what?
>>66674915
Give me your account details you utter utter worm
ZWOLLE
W
O
L
L
E
UNI
N
I
BWIN
W
I
N
Zwolle unreal
sry for doubting Uni, it'll never happen again
ANAL SEX
N
A
L
S
E
X
>>66674936
No, seriously, is this asking for a refund? Please don't bully, explain like I'm retarded, because I might just be.
>>66675038
me too
>+195 on more than 1.5 runs scored in the inning
>bases are loaded, one out, and the pitcher responsible is still at the mound
And 3 runs have scored since I began typing this.
Thank you Walker
Thank you Conforto
>>66674590
>so just bet bigger
Give me money, money me, money now, me a money needing a lot now
>>66675083
nice blog
ZWOLLE
uni you fucking JUDGE, Ajax winning too.
>>66675094
waiting for your next tip friendo
>>66675079
333333
A few people have asked so Ballycasey* is my tentative, personal selection. Nothing much stands out this year. Best race quality-wise for years, compressed handicap, classier horses well in, prices just don't appeal.
Reasons
Pros:
>Carries a featherweight
>Neat jumper, for the most part
>Stamina on Dam's side of family (Dam's sire produced Hedgehunter and Monty's Pass)
Cons:
>Not won for a year and a half
>Never won over 3 miles
>Might look good for a circuit but in all likelihood won't stay
>Isn't very good
*not a tip
>>66675083
Drinking is for schmucks
bookies underestimate arouca @ 3.2
>>66675135
do you always lurk friend?
>>66675116
You are pressuring me gerbro. I dont work very well under the pressuer
>>66675135
on special
>>66675230
No, there is very little worth reading so I usually just scroll back through the thread in the evening and lurk a bit whilst I research the next day's horses.
>>66675333
do you bet full time?
>>66675257
take your time m8
>>66675135
on tbqh
Any NBA tips tonight like the WORLD timberwolves bet yesterday?
>>66675351
Nope, I'd go mad staring at a screen all day, couldn't do it. I work part-time / self-employed, then bet and research when I'm not working. I like the variety but would look to work full time when I have a bit more experience in my field, would mean scaling back on the horses slightly but beneficial in the long run. Until horses are traded in asia a career has to be the priority.
>>66675428
yea look here >>66674528
>>66675478
just taking them in a double? Any info?
>didn't take 3-1 CS
ill
>>66675135
on insane
>>66675135
Put a wonga loan on this
English slags WILL score
>tfw get on losing bets instead of winning ones
>>66675942
Yeah but do you want to risk that they won't concede again when this was the first goal?
>>66675995
kekerino not arsed with that m8 on England O.5 goals
>>66675995
is this really from that game?
>>66676029
Yes
>>66676035
holy fuck and youre betting money on games like that?
and jesus christ i had no idea how fucking terrible they are
>>66675494
I think they both will win
>>66676074
You ain't got a clue the crazy shit we bet on son.
WEBM DUMP INCOMING
/bet/ has literally bet on all of the following games these webms came from.
Lets start with this instant classic from last night
>>66676022
hup
Daily reminder of the worst goal of all time.
>>66676116
>>66676133
KEK Didnt even see this post.
BIRD TIP
>>66675995
But a professional footballer just missed the ball
BIRD TIP BIRD TIP
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>66676074
5
>>66676074
6
>BIRD
BEYOND DOWN
>>66676074
7
>>66676216
>>66676235
kinda feels bad that these women get paid for this shit. probably make more than me too
this bird bet is going to be fun
0 (zero) points
>>66676074
9
>>66675947
iktf
>>66676074
10
>>66676289
Dump them later, lid. More important things on atm.
>>66676074
>even Peru
>>66676309
Creasing at this post kek
The whole of /bet/ has to come to a standstill when a bird tip is posted
>tfw didnt get on
>>66676074
13
>>66676074
14
>>66676074
15
>>66676216
Good finishing from the Guatemalan qt
>>66676259
If I recall, that particular Grenada team had a 10 year old in their starting XI. I don't think they got paid
Amazing, can't believe he hasn't gone paid. Doesn't feel right winning money so easily.
HAVE to lay next Bird tip tbqh
What was FT?
>>66676475
They won by 11 I think.
>>66676482
what happened to her here? did she get cramps or something?
>>66676475
won by too much
>>66676358
>>66676373
>>66676388
fuck did they get done for this?
Finchy here??
Any boxing tips for tomorrow?
>>66676373
that more looks like the player knew the penalty was utter dogshit so fluffed it on purpose, but I ofc could be wrong
>>66676482
pmsl, my favourite ever
>>66676482
If i remember rightly, this game was utter utter rape, everyone had sums on and this was the only goal? What a way to win it.
>>66676516
It was probably fixed
does anyone trust BookieBashir anymore?
Take back what I said the other day.
new snapchat update is WORLD, they have like doubled the amount of text you can write on a pic
>>66676618
Just another rball warrior
calling it now, Stokkseyri will score 2 more and draw with Arborg
Euan lad, is it worth staying up for any of the OFC Champions league games later?
>>66676720
I will be staying for the 2nd game for sure
>>66676737
Got any ideas? :)
>>66674528
Conversely, there's this. 2 team parlay, and neither team is even last in their division.
>>66676768
overs desu
For any wrestling historians in this thread.
I really feel that Euan's bet last night is akin to Steve Austin vs. Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 13 in terms of what it did/will do for Austin/Euan's career.
>>66676841
Fancy trying to put that in less autistic terms?
>>66676855
Basically it has made you a huge star and over as fuck with all the fans (the rest of /bet/).
>>66676855
Hassan here, I'm gonna have to grow my hair out a bit before I can deliver on the perm lads.
I did donate the RT9 corners winnings to Cancer Research though
>>66676885
>I did donate the RT9 corners winnings to Cancer Research though
Why the fuck would you waste your winnings like that?
>>66676855
I do feel as if that was your defining moment. Was a lot of hostility toward you in the previous months (and well deserved) but the last couple of weeks have been world desu and then you deliver a genuine, no nonsense LARGE stake for us with good limits- very modest in victory too.
I feel you are slowly taking to the head trip role that BT and J West had before and I eagerly await the future x
>>66676954
this
>>66676917
delete this
>>66676885
Good proper lad.
>>66676954
Hassan's the guy who was saying he couldn't afford his Vodafone phone bill in the other thread so I doubt its true anyway tbqh.
>>66676885
I gave 1000 tokens to a slag on chaturbate
If Trouville wins tonight they'll be in the finals
>>66676995
TRIGGERED
>>66676995
Lads what are we backing for the grand national? I'm finding hard to see past many clouds. Maybe Conti.
I'm sorry I didn't get to post tips lately, I've been travelling a lot -in fact I'm going to Chile on sunday- and had to catch up with other stuff. I didn't get to watch many matches either, and the tournaments I've covered had sports I don't understand enough to tip (volleyball and beach, handball)
Also sad that I missed Euan's sick tips
>>66677037
Just back any horse at odds of circa 30/1
>>66677045
What was his tip? I missed it too
>>66677045
>>66677073
>going to bed before 2am
PMSL
non ironically bet of the year so far
Grand National horses are numbered 1-40. Just back the horse your post ends in. If it is over 40, do (post no. - 40), if your post is over 80, chose the one with the nicest name.
http://www.oddschecker.com/horse-racing/2016-04-09-aintree/17:15/winner?dcmp=twt22
sort by Card Number on top left of grid
>>66677104
#in
>>66677073
Tefana last night
Opened at 9.0
Down to 3.0 by kick off and on a 0.0 all game even though they won 6-1.
Everyone was up sums
>>66676737
up to 4:30? Pretty late desu, might have to have a 5 hour rest now and set my alarm for it
>>66676670
I LOVE YOU
won 66 quid off a fiver.
still got a bit left on the win
>>66677104
rollin
>>66677123
I'm considering a nap until 2 myself.
>>66677104
rollin rollin rollin
>>66677104
ROLLING
>>66677140
im with you, see you guys in a couple hours
And dont you dare fucking ban me for posting a roll thingy, janitor. It was just a suggestion you fat mess.
>>66677104
roll
will put a cheeky 20 on whoever I get
do i void it when a bet was a push on tt or what do i do?
>>66677116
cheeky fiver
>>66677119
Fucking hell. I'm here all night.
>>66677104
>>66677144
>>66665604
Wonderful Charm confirmed for being the bet
>>66677104
#IN
>>66677104
ok then
>>66677104
lets get this started
>>66675995
The worst part isn't the pure incompetence and lack of control over her body by the goalie, but the utter fucking lack of any coordination and communication between the players. What the fuck is the goalie doing out there? What the fuck are those two slags doing just gallivanting around? I'm steaming mad just watching that.
>>66677341
Exactly, two defenders and a gk right by the ball and they just watch it bouncing and let some opposition player steam in.
You literally would not see defending that bad in like the 10th tier of men's football and this is supposed to be the best women we have.
>>66676235
>all those team mates & staff sick of this shit
>almost starts fucking crying on the pitch
BURN IT
BURN IT ALL TO ASHES
>>66677104
ayyy
>>66677184
void
SURELY TipsterNor pulls a worldy out tomorrow
>>66676328
>reverse Irland
Let me guess, they're drowning in potatoes.
>>66676344
>tfw didn't get on inplay2g tips
>tfw bird won't let me follow
>tfw sums down from fucking Berlin shitting the lawn
JUST
>>66676116
after seeing this first one I think I must just save the rest for when I really need a good laugh
The T4tW money train will be on a weekend long journey to Profitville. Dont worry if you missed the first stop last night, jump aboard tonight! Choo choo!
SOMEONE PULL THE EMERGENCY BRAKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
> The T4tW money train will be on a weekend long journey to Profitville. Dont worry if you missed the first stop last night, jump aboard tonight! Choo choo!
>>66677589
pls don't tip it there PLS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66677589
I shat on Al on TT and he liked my posts. What a jolly nice man.
>>66677589
>Big_Al on
fug
>>66677589
How much is it for a suite at t4tw towers for a weekend?
>>66677703
A kebab if it is before dinner time or a loaf and a pack of bacon if it is after.
Wasn't around but read through the thread and Euan tipped the bet a 3/10 then some anon did a writeup or posted a writeup and Euan then tipped it 5/10, shouldn't the anon get credit instead or am I missing something?
>>66677104
R O L L I N
>>66677804
Euan was on with that info. I copied the info from some guy on TT itt and everyone and their dog got on (mackers etc). So Euan topped up with a 5. Don't blame him desu
>>66677828
could you post the source of the info? I tried googling the pasta but no luck
Don't mind me lads just grabbing my post number
So what's the tip tonight boys? Or are we still waiting
>>66677939
http://oceaniafootball.com/ofc/News/ViewArticle/tabid/125/Article/bb7dab14-45de-42d1-b39b-582cec838af7/language/en-US/Default.aspx
>>66677104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
>>66677993
Double down
>>66677589
What is that?
>>66677804
I prestaked small then topped up to large once I saw how rapey it was as was my intention from the start.
Just been speaking to Joe and he said Daniel Gould paid BT not to post his Eurovision write-up
>>66678220
Just been speaking to J West and he says Joe was told to spread that misinformation by Lux and he did so for free.
>>66677104
roll
>>66677104
Rolling, better be Ballycasey
>>66678287
>87
zzz, reroll
>>66678332
leggo
>>66677939
https://tipstertube.com/post/41965
>>66678386
pmsl biggest stake i've seen you ever make
>>66678393
Long way of saying Nadi are shit and been fucked by cyclones and the price is just totally wrong desu
>>66678386
B I G
O
Y
>>66678428
Yeah I guess it is. But I'd sooner get on a well written tip like that than "Nadi are shit and been fucked by cyclones".
Presentation is everything lid.
>>66678537
I agree with you but how often have you read some massive write up and its basically been
>soccerway shit + gut feeling + muh in form players + other shit the bookies absolutely know
Sometimes a summary is nice.
Whats the word on dem hoersies tommorow UKbro?
>>66678537
PMSL. Imagine being spoonfed a legit LARGE stake and taking issue because it wasn't in the format you wanted.
>>66678560
Yeah but I can deduce that from the write up and decide if I want to get on it or not. Whereas I've got no idea what's going through Euan's mind when he says something's value with 1 sentence.
>>66678537
>>66678560
This. There are only so many ways you can type out soccerway. Would rather follow an experienced bettor who can just sum up why it is a bet rather than past 3 news articles and explain the soccerway page, personally.
>>66678593
Guess it's all personal preference. But I quite like having literally all the info in front of me so I can make my mind up.
>inb4 wah wah
>>66678615
Get the info yourself then.
pmsl @ slugs on TT mad at Euan
>>66678639
Not sure I can get every scrap of info on every game lid
>>66678567
Bump for profits la
Has the TIP been posted by Euan yet lads?
this was posted from my rock
>>66678567
Bet large on several random horses and put money on the favourite which is many clouds(9.0)
>>66678678
>>66677104
>>66678686
No and I'm not posting anything early since that mong prestaked -5 last night
philedelphia union SW still @ 1.45, clearly the better team
>>66678728
Yeah that was me kek
>>66678728
Does this bet warrant a bigger stake than the one last night, in your opinion?
>>66678751
I havent a clue desu.
USL anons want to tell my why LA II have drifted so much and why they arent value now?
>>66678774
Was literally just looking at the games now and was about to examine that closer.
Do like Portland for a bet though.
>>66678728
It was Hassan
Mackers gearing up for a big night.
Get the energy drinks in LADS
>>66678730
t. bet mafia
stake for euan's tip gone
>>66678826
PAKIS OUT
>>66678826
studying anyway desk so im gonna be up, so this is a bonus
>>66678827
relax, plenty of chances for the hometeam. Surely they will fix it in 2nd half
>>66678730
Were you actually watching?
>>66678858
>desk
did you actually type out desu?
>>66678888
Genuinely pmsl.
Nice repeating digits
>>66678878
yes,only a couple of corners by kaka for orlando but other than that they didnt bring much offensively. Philadelphia's defense and keeper seemed solid except for the one goal
>>66678888
Fucking lol
>>66678907
SLAMMING horse number 8
>>66678888
laffed
>>66678888
PMSL
>>66678888
>Checked those trips
I did, is it not usual? Ive been awake for like 18 hours forgive me
LORD
>>66678946
No its normal m8
>>66678957
James has just messaged me to give your final warning. Desist
>>66678981
top gimmick desu
Can't believe the refs in this celtics game might actually fuck my parlay
>>66678957
>Big_Al AND Mackers will be on
jesus christ
BIG STRONG AMERICAN JOHN ISNER DOES IT!
Nearly gave me a heart attack the fucking anklet
Anybody familiar with Rugby Union?
Papua New Guinea is playing against Mexico and Mexico isn't good in rugby union as far as I know... The handicap for New Guinea is at -5.
>>66678981
Mackers said I could post that here
>>66679117
Probably a trap. PNG play Rugby League as their national sport and barely have a local competition for union and are fairly shit compared to their counters parts like Tonga etc at Rugby Union.
In saying that they probably smash Mexico as i doubt mexico are even any good? Where's it at?
>>66679117
>>66679136
although I dont know either team well, I do know a ton about rugby as a sport so I'll watch the game if I can get a stream and tell you who looks stronger
does sound like a bet but idk
Why does Albania think hes an El Salvador JUDGE?
>>66679158
On the main page, you select Rugby Union and you should find it there.
>>66679117
>>66679158
>>66679211
oh it's 7s, 7s can be a raffle mate.
I just checked and I wouldn't of picked Chile to beat PNG but they beat them by 20 odd today/yesterday apparently. seems like a trap desu, don't know enough about it to bet it.
>>66679211
i think hes asking where the game is being played m8
>>66679172
>>66679158
Its 7s qualifying in Hong Kong: http://www.worldrugby.org/sevens-series/where-can-i-watch
EASTCONNECT SURREAL
>>66679223
>7s can be a raffle mate
This.
Seen teams blow tiny sides out by a ridiculous amount and then when the tiny side play what should be a similar strength side in the next match its a much tighter affair.
Still sw at 1.5ish is tempting but I'd duck the handi to play it safe.
>>66679223
>>66679224
>>66679261
I see, I'm not familiar with the sport and since it's pretty much unknown in Mexico then I thought there could be something good here.
Nevermind then.
>>66679230
>>66679223
7s is literally just 'who has the fastest winger'
the USA is shit at it but they have Carlin Isles, and thats all they need
>>66679286
Well we're not saying there can't be value in fact I'd say there is probably loads of value but you'll be best knowing a bit about the sport so you can judge it well and watching it inplay before betting rather than prestaking.
Where's this bet Euan, Euan?
>>66679318
scared Mackers is gonna tip the same thing first and destroy the line
>>66679338
THIS desu
>>66674083
Antone else watching the Union match?
Crowd is taking the piss out of Kaka by making bird noises
CACAW CACAW
kek
>>66679286
Strength of schedule suggests this is a fairly even contest.
>If i was going to bet something
it would be Germany-28 against Cayman Islands
>tfw 63.3% on my MLB picks this season
Why aren't you betting on baseball? If you take the time to look at sabermetrics and simple matchups it is literally free money.
Euan is ABOUT TO TIP. I Can FEEL it.
>>66679386
freaks
>>66679428
Course you are.
Start a TT and track your bets then. Show us if you are actually profitable.
So many people come to this thread claiming they profit then start tipping and suddenly start losing (looking at you eSports tipsters).
>>66679431
EUAN CHILL FOR 10 MINUTES. GETTING SOME MONEY FROM ISNER
>>66679428
Why don't you tip then you cunt
Warm up pixel punt on CD FAS -0.25 @1.8
What was the decimal for the tip last night?
>>66679428
Trip up, tip up or shut up.
>>66679499
what
EUAN PLEASE
Mackers stop smacking Wellington ffs
arsenal lay of the day
>>66679558
Its Hassan
>>66679608
Was going to try doxxing him but it turns out there are quite a few Hassans in London.
>ALBANIA
PMSL
>>66679643
got a tip la?
>>66679648
whats he on?
>>66679666
The phone at the call centre probably
>>66679650
Yellow snow can be a tasty and fresh alternative to white snow
>>66679666
Veracruz u20 +0.5 from 1-0 down.
ALBANIA SO SO SHREWD
>CD Fas will never score in your lifetime
Got a stream euan lad?
How is bookie basher so shrewd?
has it been posted?
>Albania STILL only has 6 followers
Pmsl
>>66679804
In the telegram group yes.
philtydelphia finally scores
horrible tip nonetheless
>>66679804
>he has not recieved it via morse code yet
pmsl
>>66679827
blogabet so tez
shaking for a bet
just had a shot of expresso to keep me going
>>66679827
Mind telling us here?
EUAN HURRY MACKERS WILL TIP ANY SECOND NOW
Need a stream like AIR
BEGGING Albania to come out the woodwork.
His vpn is probably banned pml
Its clearly Team Wellington handi you idiots. Gone from -2.5 to -3 in the last 30 or so mins.
Albania is lurking right now PMSL.
Why has he stopped posting? Is he seething that badly about Euan's tip?
>Pre staking
Fucking hate this
>>66679881
>every bet that shortens pre-game wins
FUCKING POST THE TIP YOU CUNTS ITS NOT MY FAULT IM NEW
>>66679881
So did Kiwi -5
>>66679909
Rude
STREAM PLEASE
The bet is Suva. Euan knows this and also knows Mackers is on Team Wellington so is waiting so we get a better line.
literally shaking and frothing at the mouth for this bet
>>66679921
>implying that shouldn't have won
I stopped watching at HT and they literally hit the post about 4 times in the first half and still won 2-0
>>66679939
Potentially agree, though overheard the commentators giving Wellington the big un last night.
Euan so shrewd.
Nothing lined up desu. No idea why everyone is asking me to post something
LINK TO TELEGRAM THING?? I AM LITERALLY SEETHING ATM REEEEEEE
POST HERE OR IM GONNA OFF MYSELF
>>66679967
>The T4tW money train will be on a weekend long journey to Profitville. Dont worry if you missed the first stop last night, jump aboard
tonight! Choo choo!
>Weekend long
>tfw the money train didn't leave the station
>>66679979
>he thinks there's only 1 game this weekend
wew lad
>>66679967
ffs time for bed
>>66679979
He said earlier he was staying up for the 2nd game
>>66679979
Next game you bafoon.
>>66679967
I'm with you buddy.
Still, stream anyone?
>>66679979
>>66679983
tbf looking back he said the 2nd game is the one he was looking at betting on.
has Mackers tipped yet?
>>66679997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BX72pG9YuQ
>>66680002
not yet
>CD Fas
>28 shots
JUST
whoa lads
something weird just happened
an extra £8.72 just appeared in my 365 account
scared
>>66680008
>THAT GOALKEEPER
>>66680008
Thanks mate
>>66680008
>that crowd noise
what the fuck
>>66680030
Didn't see, wellington or Suva?
Suva look alright tbf
Welligton's dominence isn't showing yet
getting SO sleepy
>>66680094
talking big se
>>66680110
pmsl
>>66680008
Suva look like fat samoans
>>66680155
They'd probably rather be playing rugby
>>66680164
Was gonna say the same thing Hassan
Suva +3EH sportingbet is your best bet here. Im on +2.75 but Mackers ruined it
>CD Paz
>30 (thirty) shots
>0 - 0
>>66680189
tiny though
>>66680189
I'd lean towards Wellington soon.
Can't advance the ball enough and stationary in defence.
>>66680189
I stayed up 3 hours past bedtime for this?
>>66680223
2nd game you faggot
>>66680205
that's fine, the second game is the one to watch for right?
r-right
pmsl which one of you mongs is alphamale?
>>66680189
I took -2, these fat fucks are gonna get fatigued
>>66680239
Not sure it's as good as yesterday but it's got much more potential than this one m8
>>66680240
tips MLB so must be an american?
>>66680240
SP
>>66680278
I'll be on Welly at some point too
WHY ARE THEY NOT SCORING FUCKING INBREDS
Euan, Welly has to be THE bet now right.
Can't wait for this -1
My Prognostic Team Wellington 3 x 1 Suva
>>66680317
Are you not watching senpai
What is DACkers on?
Determines which way I bet.
>>66680371
Nah man making some food and heading 2 bed. What's happening?
>>66680407
>making some food
>heading 2 bed
Coco Pops does not constitute as """""food""""" son.
>>66680407
Suva looking pretty decent lad. Much better than the other Fiji side
>>66680427
Nah got some oats m8, carb loading for the gym tomorrow
>>66680454
>oats
Good luck in the national tomorrow m8
>>66680454
Who you riding la?
>>66680441
FAAAAAAK, not that bothered desu, grand national is literally money city
Being played in New Zealand, so the home country for Team Wellington! Last year I opposed the NZ teams because of a few factors, such as the huge difference in climate, which both NZ teams admitted to suffering in compared to what they were used to in NZ, and also having to play on very poor pitches, whereas this year, neither are a problem.
.
Suva competed last year, losing to Auckland losing 3-0, Amicale 3-2 and winning vs Western. This year have some problems, they are without their captain and midfielder Pita Rabo due to visa problems. Also they are without key striker Drudru after he picked up an ankle injury in their last game, and has been struggling with it since.
.
Team Welly made it to the final last year, and lost on pens to Auckland.
They won the league this year, after finishing 3rd making it through to the knockouts, and beat Auckland 4-2 in the final.
Strong squad here, all the names you'd want to see really. Only miss Bale and Peverely. Harris was in incredible form in the league. Fenderidis just runs that midfield so easily, ex Auckland player, very impressed when I saw him live.
BASALAJ (GK), GULLEY, HOBBS, ROBERTSON (C), VILLA, JACKSON, CORRALES, BARCIA, FENERIDIS, HARRIS, NEIL
.
Suva:
MATEINAQARA (GK), DRELOA, BAINIVALU, CHAND, TIVULU, NAISUA, MATAREREGA, GOUNDER, NAVUNIGASAU, BARAVILALA, HUGHES
.
.
Theres no way Wellington will take it easy here, they need to win if they want to top the group and have a chance of winning this competition which will give them entry to the FIFA club world cup, where they could play the best teams from around the world.
>>66680491
>>66680481
Silv Conti lads
>>66680512
Now heres the problem I have with backing Wellington, which forces us to wait for inplay. Basically they have to travel to Auckland where its being held every morning of their games instead of having time off to train and play, so I need to see if they are as sharp as they should be:
"It's going to be really difficult. We won't have the luxury of being together for two weeks to focus solely on winning a tournament like last year's team were able to do in Fiji.
"We'll face many challenges such as travelling up to Auckland on the morning of the games as well as players working full days in their respective professions outside of game days."
>>66680512
WEW LAD
>>66680512
>>66680530
>17 minutes ago
Been wondering why that minus line stopped falling.
>>66680603
Its not a bad assessment and I'd say it looks like he is right, they've certainly been getting better and better as it progresses, think in the 2nd half they'll start smashing it
Queretaro dnb senpaitachi
>39 watching now
How many of these are from /bet/ do you reckon?
>>66680721
10 ish
>>66680731
Not ONE "pmsl" in the chat.
Timbers 2 price has dropped pretty hard
What's the Wellington Olympic score?
How do I stop betting on unders
>>66680930
1-0
>>66680947
Why are they still @2.37?
>>66681010
tears at me
>>66679117
It looks like Mexico easily won, lmao.
We /rugbyunion/ nao
T4TW, got any texts sent in to any radio stations while we wait?
Time for Welly v Suva O1.25
My book has Leicester to win tomorrow at +120 (2.2 euro odds).
Is there any reason I shouldn't do it? It's fucking Sunderland.
>>66681281
Fuck off back to whatever shit thread you came from.
>>66681247
not advisable
>that free kick
>10 yards
Ref, please.
FUCKING FINALLY.
I'm cashing out on -1.5, there's no way they'll score another is there?
>>66676807
FUCK I knew I should've made a single moneyline wager on the clippers like I did with the nets
>>66681247
zzz Asia too easy. Just need Suva hold now
>>66681734
You wanna explain why you bet on the Nets?
>>66681767
>not 4:30am yet
zz
We like to bet with Euan,
cause Euan is our mate,
and when we bet with Euan
he gives a tip in 30..
>>66682053
29...
Listen, can we wait till this one goes in-play?
>>66681913
The +1363 moneyline seemed a bit extreme. Nets can't be THAT bad, can they?
WHAT'S THE TIP LADS
>>66682137
You to be an annoying cunt at 1.000001
>>66682146
Value
The "fans" at the LA II game need their hard drives checked ASAP
>>66682108
>4th worst record in the league
>lost 6 games in a row before today, now 7
>Shut down 2 of their best players last week
Outwitted me there good sir.
*TIP of the hat*
>>66682192
How many screens you got open lad.
Just the laptop in bed here.
I want to fucking die
went 0-4 this afternoon to be down $400 and tried to chase by putting $600 on the twins
the twins got a go ahead homerun in the 8th inning and the royals were ice cold at the plate
thought it was a sure thing. next thing I know they are down 1 in the 9th with the best closer in baseball on the plate
>>66682228
Just laptop and iPad. Had 2nd laptop ready but didnt need it
>>66674528
why didnt you guys follow this?
do people on here not like free money?
for you lads to follow do I need to tip an OFC game?
>>66682254
Looks like your DAG(down a grand) lid. You'll learn not to bet on utter shite next time.
>>66682255
Sweet, hope you've got some decent light so your eyes don't go square.
>>66682333
Yeah mate. Kept my light on. Kinda scared after the replies I got last time. Hope I dont go blind during this game.
>>66682347
It's important to stay safe while betting.
loving this intermission music
COUNTDOWN
>>66682575
can't contain the hype
>>66682617
Crowd are going wild.
>Fonzy
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>Early goal
fuck sake
fucking lol
WHATS THE BET
22222222
gk tez
Cba with this
pmsl
Can't tell, both look shit. Could be 8,9 - 0 if they just shoot at the goal.
>>66682750
got half a grand on this.
I spent 20 minutes before hand researching the game and it became incredibly clear that Hekari were the bet. AS Lossi are playing some old man in goal, their main keeper couldn't get a visa. Also, Lossi have never been in the OPC, whereas Hekari were champs in 2010.
>>66682794
>AFTERTIMING
>>66682794
Nice tip m8
>>66682803
By the time I got on the odds had fallen to 1.8
I literally placed my first bet (a small) seconds before the game started.
I was just waiting on Euan lel
I'm just a worm but I was procrastinating
>>66682844
Dunno where Euan's got to. Must have gone blind.
>>66682844
Fuck off you aftertiming, prestaking cunt. You are the reason we cant have nice things.
>half a grand
>a small
>just a worm
Hope you die in a fucking house fire
>>66682855
EYES GONE
>>66682869
Not even him but line only shifted from a 0.0 to -0.5, was still plenty backable in play imo even after that early goal
>>66682874
kek pls post that PGA cap if you have it
>>66682869
It's still a bet lid, don't rise to him. This will be 4/5 - 1 at least.
Keeper looks about 50
>That isn't a yellow
>>66682869
mate i put £30 on, and then started to pile it all on in play.
I can post slips
>only 2 - 0
>>66682949
Hassan pls
Not even watching the stream, but surely -0.5 is still a bet?
>>66682985
I think so. Lossi not bad going forward but defence poor and gk looks absolutely atrocious. Hekari looking the better side in all departments except maybe midfield.
Not surprised Lossi have scored but fancy Hekari to grab 2 or 3 more.
>>66682884
Not sure how you bet but 0ah and -0.5 are the same to me.
zzzzzzzzzz down insane, going to bed
>ofc goalkeeping
>>66683054
I know what you're saying but for me Hekari should by a few so whilst yes you might downgrade from a special to a large at the line shifting it is still a bet in my book
333333333
Who else rebacking here?
Does anyone here bet on Nippon Pro Baseball? I was considering putting a bit down on the team with Sanic as their mascot.
>>66683155
Think Im out tbqh was only on O3.5 FH
>>66683155
taking a wonga loan right now
>>66683155
alredy on RT5 and RT9 corners but it's dried up a little for 9l
Also re-backs of -0.5 from 1 - 0, and 2 - 0
So need 4 - 1 to be happily up, 5-1+ and 9 corners very happy. Think i'll go to bet at HT though.
>44:50
>4 (four goals)
>Half time
Why the fuck do they do this, triggers me so much.
>This fucking half time ad
Did you manage to get on Euan buddy?
>>66682869
>Fuck off you aftertiming, prestaking cunt
I assumed you had the research already? Literally just googled Hekari FC and filtered results for this month.
I prestaked 30 quid when the SW had already gone down from 2.4 to 1.8.
Still hope you got on though, wouldn't even have bothered looking into the game if it weren't for you. Just got impatient waiting for the tip and decided to do some research for myself while I waited, then I saw that the line had fallen already so I put a reasonably small stake on in case you actually had a different bet in mind altogether.
>>66683528
So many nibs in one post. Amazing.
Hekari are definitely looking like they'll concede a few goals
444444444444444
WORLD
>>66683571
Ayyyyyyy
Can I sleep now?
>>66683528
>taking a picture of your screen
>>66683718
Now, why would someone take a photo of their screen instead of a screenshot?
Use some critical reasoning friendo
>>66683754
For nibs
LINE IS AT 0.25
THIS IS A SPECIAL
>>66683754
No one really uses inspect element, apart from LeastCorrect
You lot have fun bashing your bubblegums zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66683800
That is clearly from 0-0 and even if it wasn't there would be huge value in the +
Your bookie is every bit as bubblegum as ours.
theres a special stake in play, can you find it?
>>66683864
>clearly from 0-0
>>66683867
rt9?
>>66683894
What bookie
>>66683894
Are you actually this retarded or are you trolling?
>>66683905
Cloudbet
>>66683906
There appears to have been a misunderstanding friend
>>66683902
I'm on at 11.00
>>66683902
Yes
>>66683918
Yes. By you. As I said that line is from 0-0 hence the line is identical too ours. And also as I said if it isn't then there is HUGE value in the + making your bookie far more bubblegum.
>>66683919
same, had a double with the minus handicap before the 6th goal. This is icing on the cake.
>>66683959
Not coming in ;(
Special Stake is in, tears if you missed it.
>>66683881
Well I'll be damned
Corners betting is actually surreal.
>>66684226
Rt9 didn't come in?
I'm worried about Euan... Did he not get on? How's he bottled this?
>>66684268
It did in another game ;)
>>66684283
Think he just went to sleep. Bet wasn't as good as yesterday's. Much easier to reback a 0 than a -0.5.
>>66684317
I'm not having a go but I really think he has tipped much worse than that -0.5 would've been. Hekari were clearly the better side even though they weren't great.
>>66684356
I think he was going to watch rball for a bit and then tip? Idk
>cant sleep now
Thanks bet365
ded
>>66675135
Just cheeky enough to bet my giro on this tbqhwylilfttr
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