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Tahitian football supporters club edition
>corner race betting sub-edition
Old thread: >>66650870
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>not posting webm as OP image
Euan, PLEASE
Euan surreal sub edition
Im up so much but it should be more.
Every fucking time.
Best bet of the year and I am still disappointed.
>>66663066
That is fucking Tahiti lad. Have some fucking respect
>>66663066
Do you not remember last time Euan tried to make a webm? It didn't go well
Best bet Euan has EVER posted sub edition
>>66663029
>>66663029
>>66663029
Reminder this could happen
>>66663102
Same
Literally max staking on 365 wasn't enough
Also pretty sure I can kiss this fresh account goodbye.
>>66663126
>Posting reminders to your own subconscious
I did not get too much on, but have to say, despite the haters, the nibs and all the shit, thanks for at least sharing that Euan and having the faith in /bet/.
Was a good match to watch at night with a god tier own goal.
UP £600
did you guys all remember to take your fish oil supplement today?
Up 1.3k from that game
>tfw should be more
>>66663200
Not sure I could NOT share a tip in a game of a terrible quality that was streamed at a ridiculous time. It should be what /bet/ is for
>>66663148
devilish
>>66663266
Well said.
>pricing this at -5
That means this ends 15 - 0 right?
>>66663266
> It should be what /bet/ is for
This
>>66663340
any info for this one as well?
>>66663346
Yeah but you have the shitposters in the day ruining it. If people just ignored them then /bet/ could be like this all the time.
bubblegum babbies celebrating their tenners zzzzzzzzz
so dull
>>66663385
>didn't get on the RT9 bet
>>66663340
The full info is that Kiwi have players on duel contract with New Zealand clubs. They played the Prelim games (which they smashed) but now the NZ clubs wont release the players to them so Kiwi is made up of all local players now. So should be tez.
>>66663402
Lotto shite
Best bet of the year so far. Anyone disagree?
>>66663367
Magenta about the same level as Tefana
Kiwi way worse than Nadi
Ends 9-0 desu family
>>66663367
i'm just a lttl rat slug, just going off the WORLD previous bet.
>>66663385
Was getting 1200 AUD max stakes on a fresh 365
Stay perma DAC
>>66663385
I wish /bet/ rules specified that everyone must include their current Bet365 balance as an image in every post, and that tips must include bet slip.
Sick of some babbybux coming along with a tip, you stick a few grand on, and find out later he's had £2.50 each way
>>66663423
Couple of the Filipino college football matches at the very start of the year were absolutely world, one in particular but skybet perma-suspended so fast I think only 2 or 3 of us in the thread actually got on the -3 they had at like 17/1 or something ridiculous so yeah probably this trumps that just because it was so widely carried.
>>66663483
>£2.50 e/w
not
>10p e/w
must be minted
>>66663484
Thought they were end of last year desu.
All I remember is jan and feb being utter shit.
can't IMAGINE the faces on those spotty stoke traders tomorrow when they see how much they lost on that game.
Everyone put on Radio 1. Going to get us a shout out
>>66663605
Did you the prestake the magenta game? The -5 odds have dropped already, I got on but they'll probably increase again in play
>>66663586
Literally the last 4 matches were into this year by a couple of weeks but one wasn't carried at all and another had no value but yeah most of them were in late November-mid December then they took a break for Christmas.
>>66663605
???
Go on Euan
EUAN, GIVE UZ A SHOUT, EUAN EUAN GIVE UZ A SHOUT.
>>66663643
I dont have a 365 lid
>>66663605
listening.
Zara Larsson goddess tbqh
>Adele
Best give us a decent shout Euan, Adele is tez.
> tfw missed the bet mafia tip
at least I got on golden state
are these odds still good for the wolves tho?
>this guy pre staking his greasy tenners
who the FUCK is backing +5
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/watchlive/radio1
i-is this modern reggae? shit sucks
>>66663791
sounds good senpai.
Go with da flow mon
>Chatting shit instead of going to Euan
>Kano
>Pitbull
Disgusting.
Can you call up Radio 4 instead Euan? you're 10x better than this drivel.
fucking hell
WE WANT EUAN
zzzz
2 min to ko anyway lads.
What's the magenta tip?
>Daughter
not
>my wifes daughter
Euan, please interrupt. Game's almost about to start. stream?
>>66663866
>>66663883
i-it was only a text
>>66663912
watch the game lid. Minus maybe depending on level of rape
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
same link
>>66663936
fuck sake thought they had you on the line m8
>>66663936
hope it involves the words "pissing myself laughing" and "world"
>>66663967
You're going to be disappointed desu
>going to slip up
Normies talking about sports, PLEASE
>The 1975
EUAN, PLEASE
/bet/ ISN'T Radio 1
>>66663987
>not telling her.
"Shoutout to my secret betting syndicate, pissing myself laughing at that world bet, tears if you wernt on slugs."
She's a /lifelong/ and likes The 1975. J West's dream bird
Why wont the stream play?
>>66664030
Works for me
This is a CHOON lads
Liked the 1975 song too for the first 2 minutes
>>66664040
nvm working now
>>66664049
worm
>>66664049
>you'll never be big enough for Zara
>that GK
PMSL
Why are we listening to this pop drivel?
>>66664089
Dont get it tbqh
Sorry Euan, had to turn Radio One off.
Want the BBC to just collapse to be honest with you.
Sound of the summer this.
Pennies on +5 desu
>>66664193
>took -5
>>66664163
I'm sure their turnover will drop because of you not listening to one of their radio show's on an early Friday morning
>>66664193
>>66664210
both look utter shit
Gonna pass on Kiwi while I sweat Twolves
>>66664210
They dont even lose by 3 desu
OMG HHOLY FUCKKKKKK MASSIVE LIVE TIP
Kings in MASSIVE foul trouble
just fucking murdered the timberwolves ML
>>66664241
+4.5 still worth a punt?
>bovada now "limiting" me to $500 per bet
Ok.
>>66664287
tiny though. They look good now but could change v quickly
>>66664241
>>66664237
Serves me right for being a prestaking mug
Put a large/medium on -5 magenta and now cash out is at 50% of my stake
Gonna wait for the to score and then cash out
>Shouting out everyone except Euan
I'm out.
>>66664311
Kiwi are literally going to score first.
>>66664306
Already dropped to +4,+4.5 on 365. I'll leave it for now
When is Euan going to chime in?
Kiwi GK so bad pmsl
So many tears
> tfw only put 4 digits on the timberwolves game
tears
>>66664411
Should be 2-0 tbf
dac in omaha, game is fucking disgusting sometime
Might get cheeky on Kiwi SW
>>66664538
They're getting dominated
>>66664538
No point. their GK makes far too many mistakes for them to have a change
>>66664536
>Not hi/lo
Doing it wrong
Could be floodgates open now, lucky not to be further behind desu
>>66664536
> playing online poker
might as well just give away your money tbqh. I can give you my account info if you want to make a transfer
Euan calling now
>>66664656
Nah, there is still money to be had. Few years ago it was hugely profitable. Just gotta have some decent understanding of the game and pot odds
>>66664668
???
Going to bed. Line has stabilised about 3.25 which doesnt make me want to be on either side with this Kiwi GK. Getting sleep and praying for defence.
Weekend could be HUGE tbqh.
>>66664698
Fraud. The call show is just beginning? Where is our shout out?
>>66664698
Thankyou for the tip tonight. Sleep well angel. I love you.
>>66664650
that post
>>66664738
Lel
Cashing out of +. For small profit. Cba with this.
>>66664816
Like 3 or 4 off the post now.
NEED a Flatanon tip for the Grand National
>>66665065
Bankroll Katenko @67
>>66665080
Why?
>>66665119
because
>>66665119
I like the name, odds are solid. It's horse racing aka lotto.
Is this right lids, surely the winning jockey will have sex afterwards. Or are they talking about a woman riding the horse after.
>>66665206
PLEASE go on livechat and ask them
What's your TT lads? Need to follow some of you
Can we get the 66666666 GET for /bet/ please lads.
>>66665354
rollin
>>66665065
>flatanon
>tipping a jump race
Get on Wonderful Charm e/w. Probably doesn't have the stamina to win but the best hurdler in the race so should be able to make top 5 and his odds are great.
>>66665354
let's make predictions and we get it we all bankroll the get.
>tfw /bet/ mugs just waited until I went to bed before breaking out the WORLD LARGE.
Why u do dis?
Ok so if this is the get we all bankroll Go Ahead Eaegles.
>Jason Day
>Jason Day
>Jason Day
>Jason Day
YOU WERE 5 UNDER PAR WHEN I FELL ASLEEP YOU GOOK TWAT
>>66666666
Get
Nothing better than waking up to a winner
just woke up
fuck you Euan for not calling me up for this worldie 6 hours ago
>>66656925
le funny write up also came in
kill me
>>66667211
>waking up at 4pm
shift work, mate?
>>66667445
Nah, had drinks after work
Also >perth
>>66667464
Nice blog
>>66667479
Thanks familia, what did you get up to last night lad?
>>66667062
What was it?
>>66667299
Yes, I'm seething at the muggy rats as well.
>>66667434
Was in large on that. :) Sorry Niemcy.
>>66667483
Not much, just stayed inside all evening.
Inside your father, that is.
AINTREE
1.40 // STARCHITECT E/W
2.15 // LIMINI
2.50 // UN TEMPS POUR TOUT
3.25 // VATOUR
4.05 // DROMNEA E/W
4.40 // BAOULET DELAROQUE
>>66667595
>Vautour
My nigga
>>66667434
yeah fuck this shit. 1 night i decide to go to bed "early" and then end up missing out on all the good shit.
australians, what do you think of the melbourne city game?
>>66667595
What's your reasoning, good sir.
>>66667660
never bet on A-League
ever.
>>66667684
You serious?
My reasoning is that I believe these horses have a better chance of winning than the odds represent.
>>66667660
>>66667686
but if you're a degenerate and have to make a -ev bet
Melbourne City -0.25
These games weren't in Asia were they? And if they were it was hard to get anything decent on at a good price, right?
>>66663825
Pmsl
>>66667722
No they weren't in Asia. Bubblegums only.
>>66667706
degenerate yes, but i can live without placing a muggy bet right now.
>>66667750
fair enough
if you're interested in an rball bet, Ferrymead Bays 0 asian might be for you.
line has come in from +1 due to rball backers (including myself).
I haven't researched this at all so make your own decision.
>>66667734
Air
>>66667809
were you even implying Euan could tip a large in Asia pmsl
jk Euan up thousands on this tip
>>66667776
nah dont think they can score
Blaklion in the 14:50 at Aintree @ 3.2 ew
Was up mad sums backing at 11/1 during Cheltenham and should very well see more of the same today.
>>66667705
Well, just wanted to know if you'd put some thought into it or if you were just drawing names from a hat.
>>66667595
Starting price or current?
>tfw theres no site in germany that offers horse racing
could be wrong, but i havent found one yet.
>>66667953
Germoney can't use bet365?
>>66668116
they only offer us greyhounds, no horses. betfair doesnt offer horse racing to germans either
>>66667722
They were on ISN only, had a shit line first half but perfectly backable -0.25 in the 2nd half. Low max stakes but price barely moved so could just smash them
>>66668128
What. That sounds strange. Is horse betting verboten?
>>66668221
ffs, couldn't you have just lied to be nice. Down insane yesterday and went to sleep minutes before ko
Surely Bradley Mousley has to be the in-running tennis bet of the century?
Wow, the odds are so appetising.
He's playing somebody who must be tired - having just came through a tough game at 7:45 on Wednesday night.
Even despite that, as a professional tennis player, he should be beating a Swiss left-back despite any fatigue bonus.
>>66667684
when you know, you know, you know?
>>66668391
That's just silly lad, Euan had been hyping this game since about midnight
>>66668400
Good post btw
>>66668522
thx m8
I bottled it and cashed out at 1/33. Bet too much and it scurred me
need moneytrain like that u19 spain slags match like air
>>66668601
Slags qualifier games tonight I think.
>>66668601
Shortish odds, but Samper-Montana in running tennis. 8/15. Started the match at 1/12.
Ranked nearly 1000 places ahead of his opponent. Routined him recently.
>>66668722
Lay him then? He's behind badly.
Cannot see past Morning Assembly for the Grand National, on form alone.
Before it go injured it beat Don Cossack, twice lmao. Has slowly been eased back after two years and got a decent 4th at Cheltenham. It's a proper Grade 1 horse, if it stays out of trouble it should cruise.
>>66668983
On huge
>>66666666
Comon Gold slags, gimme one more!
>>66668391
Unlucky Dino lid x
Could do with a horseytips appearance desu
>>66668983
The Last Samuri for me, jumps superbly
Al Nasar-Yarmouk 2-x
Viborg-Midttjiladand gg
Alanyaspor-Gaziantep BB 2-1
Bet 1-2$$$$
>>66669612
"no"
tip = trip
Ive been tracking bets posted in /bet/ for 5 days now. protip THEY LOSE
>>66669612
doesn't make any sense, please improve on your format writing
are these good bets or is GoBobby just insane? Hes done me really well so far but not too sure about these ones desu, know nothing about horses tho
No chance Netherlands qualify being 6th in the semi, BT gobbling me up.
need a goal in this A league game
>>66664241
Pmsl so shrewd.
>>66669635
1st half "2"; second half "x"
both teams must score 1 goal
1st half "2"; second half "1"
>>66669645
He's a retard who tips favs. What do you think?
>>66669654
JUST
>>66669671
some lotto shite that is. Don't know why the allow internet access to Serbs
>>66669673
pmsl still more profitable than you
>>66669685
Better than "over 0.5 goals"
>0.5
>you can score 0.5 goals
KEKEKE
>>66669691
Pml yeah
>>66669654
Cba, was asleep during the OFC games and now I see this
>make nice calculated bets
>win
>get stressed at uni
>make retarded bet
>lose
REEEEE REEEEEEEEEE
>>66669703
VERY familiar feel
>>66669703
why couldn't Melbourne city score? they surely had a shot at the title
>>66669697
Afternoon :)
>>66669618
This is the guy who didn't want to bet on anything lower than 2 odds. To be fair, one of his tips came through, the other failed spectacularly.
>>66669685
For removings of kebab. Are you kebab?
>>66669694
That means 0 goals or 1 goal, mr. Remover.
>>66669728
think we should assign them to removing penny punting slugs like you pmsl
>>66669728
>That means 0 goals or 1 goal, mr. Remover.
Oh. Thanks mr.Andres.
>>66669699
Just had to lay Russia again. Huge liability now, ends in tears zzz
Drake - one dance
is goat
>>66669772
Can't stop laying Russia, can't stop backing Sweden
>>66669791
What's your total liability now, friend?
I've been betting like an absolute madman the last couple of days. £3k accys and shit. I've slept about 6 hours in 3 days.
The crazy thing is I'm winning. Sleeping feels like I'm missing my opportunity.
Up to 11 grand, with unsettled bets totalling 6 grand. Eg £2k on Speith at 10/1.
I'm going to lose it all then hang myself, right? Misery always follows fortune. This is the way it ends.
dedi surreal
>>66669870
Why are you lying on the internet?
Are you trying to impress us?
muh laying
>>66669881
I'm not lying. I posted my bet slips yesterday. People advised I seek help and said I had a pea brain.
I'm the NBA Accys anon
>>66669870
slips or fuck off big goy
Pml Mackers on Yianbin Funde, awful bet
>>66669898
Post your open bets and not the ones in my account where you can use inspect element
>>66669898
Seek help. Use the money to buy a hooker and have sex
>>66668983
At $26 I'll have a go
>>66669917
How much did you make last night?
>>66669906
I'm on my iPad this time ffs. Slips are a real hassle.
>>66669940
Legend!
>>66669935
Not enough
>>66669870
who the fuck was giving 10/1 on spieth
>>66669962
I actually got him at 12s after a couple of holes. Only for babby money.
Think 10s was his general pre-tournie price. Day was fav at 13/2 and McIlroy at 8/1
I'm quitting betting if West Adelaide slags don't win
>>66669987
he was 8/1 anywhere i looked
>>66669940
Did a few more /bets/.
I think if I drop to £5k or below I'm going to withdraw so that losing it all doesn't haunt me in my sleep.
>>66670022
A lot of time for this. BOL.
>>66670022
Good luck lid
>>66670022
How did you even get so much? Do you work? Why are you throwing away £500? Do you realise what that can buy you in the real world?
>>66670022
Why don't you just play roulette or blackjack?
>>66670022
Start a TT
Mackers wants 30k on Guangzhou SW
>>66670046
>>66670047
thanks m8s
>>66670050
just went on a crazy streak with a £50 deposit. landed a couple of big NBA accys for most of it. my usual bet is about a £20. if I actually had to hand over the money in cash I'd probably shit myself but right now it 'feels virtual' and I feel like I'm going to keep winning but the more I'm typing this sentence the more I realise how fucking stupid I'm being and now I've lost my bottle a bit by actually stopping to think about it instead of just betting ....ffs
>>66670022
pmsl utter pillock
>>66670094
Hope you lose it all pal.
>>66670094
You should maybe withdraw a chunk and still leave a decent amount as your betting roll. In a good position where you can easily spend some and keep the rest for betting, good streaks come to an end and that but up to you, best of luck for your current bets.
>>66670097
this.
what a plonker
>>66669870
This is what /bet/ is all about.
P.S withdraw at least 5000, have a proper sleep, realise it's real money and hope your unsettled bets win....and if they do, withdraw them too.
>>66670122
A plonker and a pillock who has a good chance of being up over £30,000 if Spieth comes in - which he probably will - and whatever other host of crazy bets he has running.
>>66670097
>>66670104
>>66670122
Jealous nerds, live a little. So much more interesting being the maverick who goes on a great run and lives life in the fast lane for a few weeks rather than being a little nerd grinding out a 6.41% roi in asia in his bedroom in his parents house pmsl
>>66669995
Oh dear, oh dear
>>66670161
I like where this is going
>>66670022
I'm feeling a serious pang of nausea just looking at that slip. Good luck and godspeed to you, mr Bong.
dat Cumberland women heart
>>66670104
Rude.
>>66670022
I'm watching these bets more closely than my own. Babos on top but didn't get the break. About to start the tiebreak.
Any reason not to bankroll Guangzhou?
>>66670161
At least try and sound like the guy you're impersonating
>>66670245
No, Mackers is on the plus so they should win.
/bet/ has so many unique posters recently
>>66670245
Mackers is on them apparently
>>66670256
Who am I meant to be impersonating?
Babos is kill. And Sergio obviously won't win so you're down to 1
>>66670022
Awwwwwww
>>66670271
tears
Starchitect getting smashed into favourite
Reminder that Goff is a grand national judge and backed Mon Mome at 125/1 in 2009
what personality disorder is it that makes me want this guy to lose all his bets so much? he seems like a good enough dude but every part of my body so bad,y wants him to lose
i feel like this with pretty much every big betslip posted on here. but why?
>>66670289
obviously jealousy
limini worldy value
Just emailed Ladbrokes about the greek fix. Shaking for a reply.
>>66670289
Jealousy, being a prick
>>66670289
Ktfb, after being up as much as that guy TWICE and now DAC as fuck I feel the same way
>>66670293
but I don't feel jealous. I don't feel like I wish it was my bet slip instead. I just want him to lose, not me to win
I literally feel happiness and my mood is better generally for a little while when a big bet slip loses
>>66670308
envy
>>66670271
He has 2K on Spieth as well @11's as numerous other golf bets. Stop being such a jealous little nerd because he's made more than you have hopping on Mackers' stale lines all year.
>>66670289
Definitely narcissistic personality disorder, actually most people here have this to some degree, I do, Euan defo does, it's a common trait among people who gamble a lot.
Plus I want him to lose too cause he's a Reddit tier mug.
I dont want big bets to lose for people of they're on actual good bets though.
>>66670293
>jealousy is a personality disorder
>>66670308
You're in a bad situation and want to keep everyone else in one too. Even relative strangers. It has a name, but it's been way too long since I did my psych class.
>>66670289
It's more like low self-esteem rather than a personality disorder. Taking pleasure in others' misfortune makes you feel better about yourself. People with healthy self-esteem have a more positive view of other people and focus on their own situations.
>>66670321
He posted slips, lets see your last five bets. I guarantee they are either £50 copies of Mackers/Kurt or equally as lotto as this guy.
>Curious Carlos in the lead
>>66670336
>Mackers/Kurt
>lotto
hmm
>>66670352
Is that what I said, learn to read.
>>66670336
All my last 5 bets are on the Euan tip last night.
>>66670357
They're not lotto
>>66670351
I thought Carlos was dead after the infamous incident in 2014
>>66670364
I didn't say they are, read my post again, but slowly. Did you fail KS2 English you mong?
>>66670366
This is his son.
>>66670351
E/W was advised :^)
>>66670308
Envy is what you feel.
>>66670321
>Your Total: 15
>Between 12 and 15 is average.
I suggest the guy who wants to know what is wtong with him takes this test
http://psychcentral.com/cgi-bin/narcissisticquiz.cgi
>>66670379
The legacy lives on then
>>66670368
Nibs
>>66670379
You mean his wife's son?
>>66670289
Schadenfreude, jealousy, envy, NPD.
Albania tip when
come on north hill harvey. don't fuck up again
Waking up to euans W O R L D tip last night
Based
>>66670433
thanks everyone for ID-ing me.
and ffs while I was doing that personality quiz Babos won the second set and suddenly he's got a chance again. at least coric lost from 6-2 up in the tiebreak.
I'm very in to other people's bets
>>66670321
euan's actually a decent gambler these days though
LIMINI
>>66670559
Piss off you autistic freak.
>>66670594
you sound jealous of him, you greasy student.
Do the big intimidate you?
>Limini
fucking awful
>>66670606
Jealous of who? Someone who thinks he's cool for seeking attention and shitting on someone who actually posts up slips?
Euan, give us another
Euan, Euan give uz a nohter lid.
Did your text ever get read out?
>>66670594
r-rude. especially when I verifiably don't have autism because I've asked my psych about it repeatedly and he always says no
>>66670614
my bad, actually thought that was the guy who posted the slips, not the seething hater
Slavers gona slave. Mackers gona get paid.
>>66670667
poor gimmick
Mackers such a chinky j u d g e
15 minutes to a Grade 1 Chase and I'm watching people having dinner ffs
Babos awwwwwwww
>>66670729
I've got on Blaikon
SHAKING
>>66670785
fav for me
>>66662070
Pic please senpai
un temps jumping brilliantly
>Blaklion
Fuck sake
Dont think un temps has got much in the tank natives gonna smash it
>>66670820
it was 6-1 you wanker
>>66670833
pissing it
>>66670785
>>66670808
awwwwwwwwww
>>66670847
Win? yes
over 5 goal? yes
Off to the barber lid
>dicky johnson winning a relevant race
wew lad
>>66670868
>Win with over 5 goals? Yes
There was 6 and they won.
Get to the PERM you spotty faced lttl rat Anon.
>>66670868
tears at me
thought it said win BY over 5 goals
Okay lads what's THE bet today
Euro slags qualifier starting. Kektastic odds on Roaches vs Germoney.
>>66670820
I've rescheduled for next week, Hari isn't in today after all :(
>>66670847
stop stealing my gimmick
>>66670907
wtb ya fucking melt.
>>66670921
>London
>Central London
>020
>Harry
>£50
>FIFTY
>>66670921
>50 quid
wew
>>66670921
Will be waiting outside to test your chin friendo
>>66670921
Must be bait
tfw you did some step overs and absolutely mugged a guy off last night and he took out your knee and it kills today.
>>66670938
this.
Already put a call in to the bet mafia for 24hr surveillence on this 'Ruffians' joint.
>>66670921
hehe... memes
>>66670947
>>66670938
Deleted pic cause I don't wanna get gobbled up by the /bet/ Ultras
/bet/ beachvolleyball meeting when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmfd9etbXGE
Are dogs -EV?
>>66670966
Theres plenty of turks in Covent Garden ;)
juicy odds in the 2. bundesliga today
>>66670985
u fukn wot u lttl rat fagot
>>66671002
>not being comfortable enough in your own skin and with your sexuality to be around other baby oil-lathered men just horsing around with the boys
a shame
>>66670966
What extra shit do you get for £50?
>>66670572
Euan is amazing. Having NPD doesn't mean he is a bad gambler.
>>66671066
a blowie
Have Turkey women touched the ball yet?
Need to see this pic desu
>>66671089
Still 0-0 though. Germoney slags afraid of being called rayciss?
>>66670921
pmsl
I get my haircut for £7 down my local hairdressers and girls tell me I have nice hair all the time. IMAGINE spending £50 on a haircut.
whats the bet for the Grand National?
Hardmode: Post good reasoning not 'I like the name'.
>>66671112
>using validation from women as a qualifier
PSML
please have sex
>>66670921
>Hassan
>>66671112
This, it's £8 now though.
>>66671048
You obviously have never met an English person.
>>66671155
Just seen this, fucking hell.
We're full fuck off.
>>66671155
kek
Kek
KEK
HAHAHAHAHA VAUTOUR DOWN INSANE
>>66671155
Hassan is a a good lad, he's the one who smashes it on tinder
vautour pls be ok
>>66671204
He won didn't he? Smashed it, got matched at 1000 pmsl
>>66671205
not funny you twat
>>66669645
>Max bet
>@ 1.25
>>66671214
Easy to say now you weapon
>>66671231
>>66669673
STILL no sign of Albania
Kraut slags one of the best rball's i've seen in a while
>>66671205
He fell mate, was a shoe-in desu, saw him stroll it Cheltenham, what a tragedy.
>Not Laying Vautor off mid race knowing he would be front-runner.
>>66671185
I'd hope so with £50 haircuts
2. Bundesliga:
Heidenheim SW @ 2.3
Union Berlin DNB @ 1.83 (dropping)
Greuther Fürth DNB @ 1.8
>>66671143
Well what other reason do you want to have nice hair for? Are you gay?
>>66671246
Know he fell but got back up and won didn't he? Just seen they've settled as a loser wtf
>>66671284
fuck off
>>66671155
R O A C H
O
A
C
H
>>66671246
Whoa we've got our very own little Caan Berry over here pmsl
>>66671284
>Got back up and won
>>66671245
Watch them just stroll through the second half.
>>66671155
;)
>>66671280
vanity mostly
(and for girls)
>>66671304
Apparently if the jockey isn't on the horse it doesn't count, could have made that clear on the website, not one mention. Not my fault the jockey fell off, I bet on the quickest horse and the quickest horse finished first. Not like jockey's weigh that much so he didn't have a big advantage.
EastConnect? More like.. LeastCorrect
pmsl!
>>66671234
this.
Euan, you smashed him last night.
>>66671334
ROFL LMAO
>>66671334
PMSL
>>66671234
Cant imagine the look on his face as he scrolled through the thread
>>66671334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es
He's posted on his blogabet.
Albania, it's ok.
>>66671234
He knows he will never tip anything close to last night.
He is just tipping on blogabet and avoiding /bet/ now pmsl
Euan tore Albania to shreds last night. Will he ever recover?
you guys are horrible people
no wonder most of the good trips like BT left /bet/ for good
would just like to say that I thought last nights bet more than redeemed that shambolic steinkjer bet
>>66671405
BT left cause he is travelling South East Asia
I did one >final bet and withdrew £9k.
Thanks for talking me down earlier friendos. I was going a bit stir crazy with adrenaline and no sleep.
Can't believe the run desu...now that I've seen reality. I'm way more nervous about all the unsettled bets than I was earlier...
>>66671419
Stick it all on Clinton to win Presidency la, might as well.
>>66671417
Definitely. Euan's stock has never been higher.
>>66671389
pmsl at his last tip
>>66671419
Good on you. Trip up and post your accys for lels though.
Why does BIRD not accept my follow request on TT? Is he paid?
>>66671419
you're an absolute madman but I would like to be able to risk that much money like you lid
>>66671419
>withdrawing 9k
just make 1 more and you can be on 10k
put it all on something at 1.1 that wont lose
nosing out a french footy fix tonight
>>66671419
I'm on salman too. for way less money. he JUST got the break...then went 40-15 up on his own serve and managed to get broken
I was absolutely seething so I'm sure you were too
>>66671438
>Albania
>>66671440
He doesnt accept Norwegians.
>>66671405
I'm still posting. Will post my write up before the semi finals also, not too fussed about the running order, have seen a few people concerned.
>>66671468
>impersonating me
>>66671452
point me in the right direction please lid
>>66671468
Thanks for that geoff.
>>66671440
lel
>>66671289
I'm white m8
Who else SHAKING for BookieBashir's next winning tip?
>>66671475
hehe
SALMAN BREAKS AGAIN
GTFI paki lid
now get a fucking hold
>>66671479
>5 mins
SHAKING
>>66671476
dont have the info yet
Large staking Albania Women -4.5
>>66671499
Meant + obviously
SMASHED
>>66669612
don't know how you come up with your "fixes" but the first one is down
>>66671324
It's a common mistake people who aren't into horses make, my friends and gf have all asked me this before, the horse is 70kg lighter if the jockey falls off - so pretty big advantage.
B O O K I E
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>>66671545
>70kg
I doubt jockeys weigh that much
60 max surely, arent they all tiny ?
>>66671419
Salman wins.
I'd shit mesen if I had £11,000 riding a couple of golf 3 balls
>>66671557
>mesen
pmsl smelly yorkshire lad detected
Surely SURELY some GREAT bets tonight.
>jp mcmanus wins the topham
disgusting
are other bookies as shit to navigate as bet365? I mean, how hard is it to include a search function??? Its almost as if they dont want us to bet on mispriced, obscure games.
cunts
>>66671605
Search functions are the future anon, only a matter of time.
>>66671605
Hilarious that you cant even ctrl f on the site
>>66671605
365 has the best interface by far you mong.
PEC Zwolle SW tonight lids
Roda without best player (Van Hyfte), Zwolle full team and going for European playoffs. Win 3-0 or 3-1 imo
Also small stakes on Telstar DNB and Jong Ajax -0.25
>>66671626
The best site for getting on bets was the old Mara site. This isnt even up for dispute. If they added rball stats, it would be the best site. Shame they limit you so easy though
>>66671605
pmsl just place your PL acca on another website then sluggo
>>66671605
use 365 mobile, then you can use ctrl+f
>>66671626
it has a good system but the navigation is dog ass. It needs a search. Dont be a b365 blind cocksucker m8,. it has flaws and no search is a glaring one.
also having to click 3 menus deep for a bet, then being kicked back to the long list of matches (i.e euro football games) - it should remember where I was! Its a ballache betting on multiple matches in smaller leagues - constant repetition of effort
>>66671639
Thanks senpai
>>66671680
>use 365 mobile, then you can use ctrl+f
best tip ITT thanks mate. Why though does mobile have it but the web version has no search and ctrl+f disable (all shortcuts disabled in fact, pain in the ass when i want to CtrlT or CtrlN
>>66671643
>old Mara site
Are you fucking joking? 365 is, and always will be king when it comes to usability.
Mind you, Unibet's beta has A LOT of potential?
>>66671667
>PL
its easy as fuck to navigate to major matches. its when you want the romanian 2nd division that you have to go to "todays matches" and scroll down a mile long page just to have to do it all again if you wanna bet on a differnt match in the same league. time waste
>>66671722
Or tick the Romanian 2nd div box then tick the Finnish league box then Norway D2 Group 2 box then create coupon or whatever it is?
>>66671696
Open inplay, ctrl+f your game, open it, slam your tenners on. Best site.
>>66671722
>Today's matches
Are you too thick to scroll down to Europe, then click on Romanian 2nd Division?
Unless of course this is nibs
>>66671749
Euan, Euan, give us a wave
Euan, Euan, give us a wave
Can you call in a radio station lad?
>>66671749
>>66671753
maybe that league was a bad choice. Ive had many matches that were not covered in the leagues list, and were only visible in the "xday's matches" list.
I fucked up placing my bet.... Bet365 won't let me cash out right now, but what does this even mean?
3xdoubles? There's 3 selections
>>66671753
>>66671749
and as an addendum to this:>>66671767, you're not suggesting that b365 doesnt need a search are you?
>>66671776
pmsl
Three doubles of your 3 selections
1x2
1x3
2x3
>>66671776
3 selections = 3 possible doubles
>>66671776
You've place 3 separate doubles bets each at £25 each.
1st bet + 2nd
2nd + 3rd
1st + 3rd
GL lid
>>66671788
Obviously a search would be handy.
But I'm not lazy enough or stupid enough to struggle without one
>>66671795
Ffs
I only meant to put a tenner on.
I really hope Eindhoven win today or it's going to be absolute curtains for me
>>66671499
>>66671510
world tip m80
got on a ridiculous line for ht
>>66671810
You only meant to put a tenner on but ended up with 3x£25 stakes
How the fuck did you manage that?
>>66671816
nibs
>>66671810
I also bet on Eindhoven. You can already forget about it, I jinxed it.
>>66671824
No it wasn't
>>66671816
I mustve had 85 in the double's box - as I was gonna go large on abet, and then I thought better of it
Obviously forgot to remove it :(
>>66671830
FUCKING GREAT
>>66671837
pmsl
>>66671837
Actually laughing so hard at your predicament mate. Cheers.
>>66671888
Not only that, but it's also
>Dutch tips
>>66671888
I realised what I'd done as it was processing, turned on airplane mode, quit the app
and then when I logged back on I saw a big hole in my roll
Just in case you thought Goff was wrong when he said Rugby League was for massive dangers
>Tfw trade goes terrible wrong and you lose 2% of your bankroll
>3.5 -> 4.2 faster than I can cash out
>he's not on bel abbes o1.5 @ 1.64
tfw even though I'm placing the biggest mug bets ever I'm making 5€ profit every day
light weight baby
Euan, got a tip for us?
>>66671776
Is it summer already?
>>66672054
Can you IMAGINE all the nibs we're going to be getting when the half term babies come here for the Euros.
tears t b h
>>66672051
Dont mix your drinks
>>66672080
Euros will be immense
What happened to the Google+ group?
>>66672086
b-bird?
anzhi gonna win lads
>>66671810
Don't worry lad, I really see them winning this game
Also I'm just jinxing it more now
>>66672232
Can't WAIT for the >dutch tips later tonight.
I'm also on.
Is Bird going to post a tip tonight?
Oh and has anyone here ever done Camp America? Paid all my fees and just waiting to be placed now.
>>66671452
la havre
>>66672262
you're going to be swimming in posh energetic british pussy lad
>>66672262
Where abouts in America you going lid?
>>66671463
Seriously? P..please no bully.
>>66672302
nibs
>>66671626
It's great in just about every way, fast, intuitive, pretty, but would it kill them to include even a basic search function? Even letting use grep the page would be neat.
>>66672294
Haven't been placed yet... I did take ages to get my references in, but I really really don't think I'll get rejected.
I'll probably get placed at a camp for underprivilleged kids though, the posh ones won't take me as I don't have any sports experience apart from going for kickabouts in the park.
>>66672276
Can't wait, hope they like a bit of rough. 21 is the drinking age right?
I'm gonna buy alcohol for underage girls in return for sexual favours
>>66672380
It really depends who you're with. I highly doubt you'll get put with a multi group and end up with just a rat pack of black kids in the DC area or something.
The girls I know were all sweet Cambridgeshire, Fens style smart arses who all were studying teaching.
>>66672380
>I'm gonna buy alcohol for underage girls in return for sexual favours
DEVILISH
Spain -1.5
o3.5 Romania-France women
Three Lionesses -1.5
>>66672492
Disgusting
>>66672405
Sounds good, I just don't want to spend my summer stuck at my hometown cringing my way through the 12 or so weeks off.
Is there any reason not to go large on Bird's tips now? The four eyes angel is at the game most the time, and idk what basketball rules are and how its different to netball or rounders, but I'm sure he can intervene when a tip is going the wrong way. Throw a banana peel onto the pitch
>>66669612
Explain yourself, Serbia
both of your ht/ft "fixes" are down pmsl
>>66672519
Good luck, you'll have fun either way.
heh, union berlin was @2.80 SW and theyre leading 4:0 since 36'
https://www.hopewiser.com/proximity-search/
what you got senpai
physically cannot stop laying russia
fucking heidenheim though, that tip is going up in flames
>>66672573
Well fuck. Im sorry if you bet more than 2eu.
vvv venlo odds have moved up like crazy, anyone know why that is?
Anybody else buy lottery tickets here ? Just set up a DD for euromillions £50 a month - £600 a year.
Am i wasting my money?
>>66672573
Muslims played X
And Nordics are playing GG
Tho, turks fuckd it up
We could see 'betting without Spieth' markets by tomorrow.
About to run away with this tournament.
>>66672967
no worries m80 but those tips really make no sense
>>66673002
no
yes
>>66673002
Lotto shite
>>66673005
yeah, final result in Nasar match came in but ht/ft not at all
>>66673013
W-why?
>>66673047
I know. :( But if someones give you tips like that, only play the 2nd half
>>66673069
why are you giving ht/ft tips if only ft comes in???
anyway, somehow all your tips come in ft. don't know how you do it, but I actually made some money with your tips so thank you
Kurt yet another bubblegum babby
>>66673100
God bless Serbia and its society. Im betting since age of 12. I have a lot of experience
>Algerian slags
>>66673190
>Kenya 1.4 with 5 mins to play
hmmmmm
>>66673178
>>66673100
>>66673178
My dad has been betting for like 10years now , when i turned 18 i made more then he ever won in just 1year of betting.
>>66673178
nice, don't stop then
>>66673207
how long did it take for you to find this image?
Was it possible to get on Mushroom's tip?
>>66673207
When you going paid lad? Sick of all these degenerates getting filthy rich off my boy without returning the flat 10%
>>66673205
dafc
>>66673231
That is really nice story ukbro
James Mckeown Rubin Kazan U21, Najran 0ah from 1-0 down, Amberg 0ah, Vautour, Algeria women -0.5 from 1-0... 5 bets. 5 losses.
James Mckeown Had £31k on Yanbian and I'm down a cunt pmsl
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>>66673261
That was my point, seemed fishy
>>66673276
MADMAN
>>66673280
Algeria had almost 30 shots mate
>>66673226
Jesus christ, what's wrong with those slags. They'll end up stoned if they keep that up.
>bet365 scores dont update in the bet tab again
fuck this is so annoying and happens all the time
>>66673280
pmsl
>>66673303
Can you post some norsk snaale jenter pls?
>>66673321
>snåle
Careful mr Remover, that word means different things in different parts of the country.
Search for russ jente for prime slags.
>>66673400
searched for russ jente
>>66673400
Emilie is so beautiful it's not even funny
large on Mushroom
FUCKING ALGERIAN SLAGS REEEEEEEEE
SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD TIP NOW OR I'M GONNA BLOW
>>66673420
That's from a movie named Fatso. Try frekke russejenter.
>>66673425
Blogger scum.
>>66673400
>snåle
I thought snaale means petty
>russ jente
i thought that was some beastiality with reindeers..but seems tipysk norsk
>>66673523
searched for frekke russejenter
>>66673248
your mum got on my mushroom tip PMSL
>>66673523
I know she's a attention whore but soooo lovely :)
>>66673559
oooo kill em
>>66673538
KEK.
>>66673531
>snåle
It means weird, cute, sweet, strange depending on where you are.
>beastiality with reindeers..but seems tipysk norsk
W...what?
>>66673679
>but seems tipysk norsk
>a guy with norsk hat
>and 2 girls wearing winter gear
oh well, 2/3 tips came in. only bet i placed as SW and not DNB ended in a draw.. meh
Use an exchange lids
>>66673847
Still hup cheers la
how long does it take for tt to update / show the results of your tips?
>>66673888
C A A N
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>>66673888
Caan v Peter. Who wins a trade off?
Euan Euan make a new thread!
Everyone tweet @BetfairCS asking them to carry USL on the exchange please. They said they wont because it wouldnt generate liquidity but if enough ask, they will know it will.
>>66673994
Not unless you suck me off x
>>66673994
I've seen them carry games where by half time there was literally £6 on the whole match. Dunno how they can decide not to carry some games because they "won't have liquidity" given some of the shit they carry and knowing that it isn't that hard to put them up.
>>66674024
I know. Just stupidity considering it is in asia so they would get bots putting money up
>>66674020
Wow
Lived with banter all my life but don't do vile
>>66673994
Why? It isn't hard to get on in Asia
>large on this big_al shout
what am I doing
>>66673888
How many monitors do people use? Using 2 at the moment tempted to get 3 so I look like a top trader
>>66674060
Pregame and so one £100 ISN stake doesnt ruin odds
>>66674083
>>66674083
>>66674083
New thread.
>>66674089
Can usually get about £400 on at a time pre-game
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66673888
no good bets on the exchange
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