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SO many shit threads lately
Sixth formers making threads bang on 500 posts is grating also
First for Big_Al, king of TT
>>66650870
Good image
Shit thread
>>66650901
>>66650870
Same fag
>>66650926
How was your women's studies lecture today, Carl? Had your estrogen pills yet too?
Can't even attract people. Euan thread when?
>>66650891
This desu. Trump has nothing to do with /bet/. Just fishing for nibs. Cant wait to schools are back.
> you got it sorted yet? if you sign up now ill give her a free smashing tomorrow
>>66650926
GREASY
LEFTIST
MONGS
>>66650954
Euan make a thread. We all follow you
>>66650954
I include your #lifegoals threads at 500 posts in my shit threads comment.
>>66650954
>can't wait to schools are back.
Think you need to get back to one lad.
GOFFY LARGE ON ABERDEEN
3/10 UNITS
>>66650974
It was page 4 desu. Either I made it or you got a shit American OP.
>>66650971
Two /bet/ threads on the frant page makes the jani lose his nut.
>>66650954
When do you go back?
>>66650987
pmsl
>>66651009
He'll delete this anyway for the politics. The earlier the better
Reminder that this is Euan's #hairgoal
Fowler absolute DOG. Spieth surreal.
>>66651031
Yes let's have our sanitised #safespace
*jazzhands* in your direction
>>66651041
Wanted to smash Spieth e/w last night at 11.0 figuring he'd be certain for top 5 so small profit guaranteed but just felt like he might be shit this year and I'd be flushing money away.
Who's German for the night?
>>66651086
in TOO deep on Dortmund
>>66651029
Fuck off Borris
ADDICTS OUT edition
>>66651102
Need the Money mate, 50 quid wont cut it, you'll be seeing big bets on here if i get a good streak going
>>66651032
Reminder that girls love curly hair
>>66651086
klopp may know how to beat them tho i dont know if you heard but he used to work there
>>66651139
That's some groundbreaking news lad
>>66651139
>he used to work there
Going to need a source on that
>>66651139
>hurrr i didnt think of that
Yeh course i know, i hope he has a stroke mid game and they have to ring Rodgers up for 2nd half advice
Have trouble breathing
Is this a sign of lack of vitamin D? xx
>>66651139
>may know how to beat them
hope this is nibs
HELSINGBBORGS
>Estonia
>>66651153
>>66651162
suddenly after i bring it up you all know
stick to sports you know shit about lads
He won't be getting another (You) out of me pmsl
any thurs nite long shot wankas in this thread?
Rossy BTFO of the worms on TT
>>66650891
It's /brit/tards from /int/
>>66651241
Saturdays the longshot day
>The Chiefs still didn't win
>>66651268
meant more like starting today and then hopefully continuing over the next 2/3 months
TIPS2WIN BTFO
Euan give us a tip
>>66650904
>>66651174
Probably some postural issue.
State of the rball guy in the Austria slag match
>>66651305
There are no games up?
>>66651344
it is funny get it
EUAN ON A TWO TIP LOSING STREAK LMFAO
>1.002
>1/10
National picks
>Boston bob
>Le Reve
What you lot doin?
>most popular tip ever
The most superfluous comment in horse racing is "I hope they all come home safely." Don't waste your breath. No one hopes they die.
>>66650954
>euan genuinely implying /bet/ hasn't always been right wing
top fucking kek. wish you'd fuck off back to twitter with the rest of the /wcbet/ mongs
>>66651557
praying holland women score again
>>66651573
Thanks Nick
Anyone else feel bad when they calculate roll and it's always much lower than you thought it would be? Certain I'm going wrong somewhere.
wtb on OFC tonight?
Is Euan taking the piss?
Hello, /bet/ meetup when?
Fuck off Euan.
>>66651661
Fancy working for me?
>>66651698
D-doing what?
>>66651697
>>66651728
I need someone I can trust to control some money and Mexicans
>>66651752
What's in it for me?
>>66651782
Mexicans, you get to keep one or two
>>66651813
But l could just grab a couple of those when l'm home
>>66651782
Valuable life experience
o1.5 dortmund goals
athletic bilbao
mignolet is a sieve, sevilla on the road is terribad
so mr. norway, will skeid win
Oh dear, oh dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MjTh5tFiZM
Has there ever being a fall from grace quite as bad as Ricky Gervais'
>>66651996
No need to get coarse in a film for the public. Don't think you'll win a BAFTA for filth..
>>66651996
Atheists btfo
who else ready for a comfy europe league simulcast evening?
pmsl lids
Should i go big on Dortmund?
should I include a win for shakthar?
>>66652495
sure, what could go wrong?
>>66652495
>>66652520
Should i keep asking stupid questions
Large staking Netherlands U19 W -0.75
Should I do meth with this drunk Somalian I found on my way home and suck his dick for 5 hours?
MACKERS WANTS 20K ON DORTMUND -1.5
>>66652616
before the match? MADMAN
>>66652597
sure, what could go wrong?
>>66652597
TipsterNor PLEASE
>>66652538
No but you should head back to PGA
>>66652616
>1.5
>mackers
pmsl
>>66652648
Liverpool are shite m8, it will be 3-0 or 4-1
never bet before yesterday here, trying to learn
bilbao-sevilla both teams to score
dortmund to win
vilarreal to win
and shakthar to win
whats the possibility of it happening?
>they're not on Liverpool +0.5
Tears.
>>66652784
less than the odds you got
>>66652833
>>66652839
fuck, ok which one is the weak link. I reckon dortmund and vilarreal are a sure bet.
>>66652839
ay up euan lad, what did you have for bet dinner mate
>>66652798
Imagine actually being on Liverpoop
>>66652586
Looks like the clog slags can't deal.
>>66652880
>sure bet
No such thing, friend.
Looking forward to QT tonight.
>>66652890
>he's not on
>>66652986
nah im gonna win, you guys are depressing.
Thanks, Peter.
>>66653048
welcome to /bet/ friendo
>>66653048
It's OT now, my cheesy tulip friend.
>>66653066
What am I looking at?
How are your #Masters2016 bets going /bet/?
Jason Day e/w - pretty respectable
>Adam Scott
Pic unrelated
>>66653048
I'm losing a cheesy 1-poon on it as well, toothpaste.
>>66653098
You're looking at the next big boy of betfair, pay respects
>>66653110
>Christain
blasphemy
>>66653140
>toothpaste
top kek, Morten
>>66653020
Who's on?
>>66653133
I placed a bet on Bello to win against Poulter and I don't even know how to check how it's doing
Someone spoonfeed me pls
>>66652586
Oh dear, oh dear
>>66653234
is this the new gimmick?
>>66653204
Not sure, just looking forward to Dave getting roasted.
>juventus goal disallowed
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>watching sex box
>a bunch of normies being whores
why are they allowed to do this
>>66653216
It's losing
Bello 2 UNDER par after 10 holes
Poulter 2 UNDER par after 9 holes.
A long, long way to go yet though.
>>66653216
Sorry, Bello 2 over par even, he's 4 shots behind Poulter
>>66653355
pmsl
>second goal disallowed
for fucks sake, seriously? is bet365 trolling me?
>>66653355
>>66653324
Fuck's sake
Where is bird? Need a bird chase so bad lads
>>66653355
Source pls
BOOOOOM 3-0 win for us. Nice result after a few tough loses.
LEGO
>>66653411
offside twice freund
>>66653622
painful. still think they can bring it back though.
Who /cantwaittosweatabirdtip/ tonight
>Dortmund
>German football
>slitherpool
how have they managed to rob a goal
Excellent, now I can reback Dirtmund
>they did not listen >>66652798
>/bet/
>Dirtmund
Follow BBC live updates
>Liverpool are shit
>Liverpool are in trouble
>Liverpool are playing like yr 9's
>Liverpool Score
Fuck off Beeb
>>66653987
are you even watching the game? all of that is true
Sweden sweating
What to do if odd fall? I was on match about 1 minute after I hear notification but odd was allready on 1,85. Should play such odd? I don't know how you guys make a bet so quick? Faster as I was today at bet I can't be. :S But was still not enough fast to play posted odd. :S
Just opened my ISA
Cheers Jenny
>>66654097
How much and what's your portfolio?
Is Dortmund +.5 THE mainstream bet of the day?
>>66654170
>Russian handicaps
>>66654143
I've put the full amount into a cash ISA with my bank.
>>66653703
What time do you reckon he'll post a tip? When does his leagues start?
>>66654220
pmsl
>>66654143
>>66654220
>pretending to be me
I've invested the lot in British Petroleum.
>>66654243
They're all at half time atm. Don't think there's gonna be any sweat today.
There goes my luck for the goddamn year. o1.5 FH in at 45+4 in the Villareal match. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have that much luck.
>>66654378
Hmm not that lucky when there was such an early goal really.
>>66654353
Ok scratch that, let the sweat commence.
B I R D
Officially too much on this bird tip
way WAY too much on this bird tip. Hope the little virgin is right.
>>66654428
Nigger it was literally the last touch of the ball in the first half, after a turn-over, a throw and a corner no less.
BIRD PLEASE
>>66654522
>>66654546
Where do you stake his tips?
>>66654378
last time i used up all my luck was when my team conceded for a draw near the 90th minute mark, then got the lead in 91', conceded a minute after, then scored again in 94' to win.
Bird threw me out of his follows? That wormy slug.
>>66654603
10bet skins
>>66654603
365
>>66654603
Pinnacle
Can't stop topping up on bird
>>66654631
Might start following then. Easy to get on or do they pull pretty quickly like when PGA tip?
>>66654478
>>66654522
>>66654546
>>66654595
>>66654694
Please spoon feed me the bird. I've got meth and dick-sucking lips.
>>66654701
Only ever had once when it was pulled and it was back 2 min later with same odds
Bird is free right?
sky simulcast a fucking disgrace
braga game running since 3 minutes and they still on commercials
>bird
hahahahaha PML, sure the bet would look this shit when I go L A R G E
MuhammadAli I cashed out so this is half void and half win for me, hope all you lads did the same.
actually pmsl
>>66654727
Dece, what's your roi following him?
hoping for that sparta miracle. sparta & btts @ 17
>this bird tip
Worst one yet by an absolute MILE
>>66654770
35.7% including rebacks
>lt's a short corner actually works episode
This Bird bet is going far too well for my liking
It hurts me to say this but is gambling profitable anymore?
Accounts getting chinned after a few bets
Prices getting cunted in seconds
Shrewdies smacking any value in Asia pre
Finding it so hard to profit last couple of months
I feel like im competing in the yoyo world championships
>>66655054
Up 20k this year so I think it's still fairly profitable.
>>66655068
up £24k here
was £27k yesterday
>>66655053
This, it's a polar opposite of his normal bet. Expect it to lose at the last second.
>>66655054
It is profitable.. as long.. as you... don't follow Euan xD pmsl lol ;)
>>66655093
>>66655068
Up 36k here
>>66655068
>>66655093
>>66655136
One of you is bt and one one you is dino
Could really do with a FH Hafnarfjordur slags goal any time soon.
>>66655203
This tbqhwy
>>66655136
>>66655093
>>66655068
>>66655054
Only up £16k this year zzzz
>>66655203
this desu
>>66653484
Flash score has live scores and it's on sky sports 1 right now
>>66655068
>>66655093
>>66655136
>implying your no filthy liars on the internet
what's your bankroll?
>>66655186
joe here tbqh
Big_Al is up 50k today
Anyone watching Braga? Those cunts gonna score at any time?
>>66655258
>Impersonating me
>Parlay $1.00 $14.63
>Soccer - 20510 Villarreal -204 for Game
>Soccer - 20508 Shakhtar Donetsk +174 for Game
>Soccer - 20504 Borussia Dortmund -149 for Game
>Soccer - 20501 Athletic Bilbao +129 for Game
Did I make a mistake, /bet/?
>>66655273
>Impersonating me
Here we go, the bird sweat is coming back.
Finnie here tbqhafwy
>>66655186
None of those were me but one of the figures is the same as my profit for the year
>>66655284
Yes. Posting here.
STILL no FH goal
STILL no large from Albania
STILL not sweat on this bird tip
STILL no Eurovision post from BT
>>66655284
Yes, namely for using American odds
Gambling is a funny world isn't it. If I made as much as I did today, every day for a year I would make 200k yet I'm really annoyed with how I bet today and feel like I've made many mistakes and feel pretty dejected all in all.
Fuck off Lowry you literally who, stay in your lane.
>>66655331
Which one lid
FH PLEASE, have no idea why I overstaked this so bad. Absolutely S H A K I N G
>tfw on dortmund & bilbao 2:1 CS double
sweating tbqh
>>66655337
Only got my last essay in today and there's not much point posting a writeup when esctips post covered pretty much everything I wanted to say.
>>66655375
Miscalculated actually, up 35k not 36k
>>66655346
It's natural for your opinion on your betting performance to not directly correlate with your p/l.
Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar sluts goal WHEN?
Aylesbury FC v Barton Rovers
Barton Rovers 0 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (3-1) @ 2.05
12 min ago.
ALBANIA
SHOW YOUR MUG
>>66655418
Unreal, surely you're considering doing this full time if you're on track to earn 6 figures?
Knew you would bottle the write up, everyone has been asking for it so much it will never live up to expectations.
>bird tip coming in comfortably andnot sweating as fuck
what sorcery is this
>>66655370
>Still 18/1
>Not having a cheeky e/w
need braga goal tbqh
Smashing the flat up lads.
NEED singbet empathy void
done life changing sums
BIRD
I
R
D
>>66655535
what was the tip?
please FH... fucking PLEASE
bird SURREAL
>>66655510
dis dis dis
Is bird pay2follow?
Just stuck about 2k on u0.5 going to walk the dog, shaking, FH lose this and I'll probably take a week off.
>>66655474
I'm just hating cause all three of my cheeky e/w lads have scored zero.
>>66655565
they could even go on and win the match
BIRD UNREAL
I
R
D
U
N
R
E
A
L
>>66655571
>absolute madman
Which game?
Down life changing sums if Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar don't win tbqh
>>66655460
Considering it but struggling with accounts lately, probably end up doing it for a year then seeing how much I can make while working full time as the gaps in the CV will be too much
>>66655620
Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar
would make profit if braga, bilbao, dortmund, liverpool or sevilla score. can already see that none of that is happening because i jinx it every time.
STILL no Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar goal.
>>66655571
on for 1/40th of what you bet
up 7€ today desu lads
>>66652784
>>66652839
>>66652833
>>66653048
told you, just need dortmund to win now.
>>66655636
Asia v beatable desu
>>66655700
Goal coming surely. IBT wouldnt tip a loser
BIRD SURREAL
>>66655596
I'm small e/w on a couple of virtual no names who are up there but surely have no chance of winning. Doubt they will even cling on for top 5.
Got another couple of bets that are basically already kill bar a miraculous comeback.
>>66655752
T-this...... Seems to be a lot of FH pressure atm. Hands and knees time for this goal now.
Nothing on Bird bet, 1k on IBT zzz betting such a chore atm
>>66655694
smallest profit if sevilla score and thats what happened. well better than nothing i guess.
IDax surreal
/bet/ surreal
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
literallly no sweat
absolute mastermind
>shot off target
zzzzzzzz
BRAGA
R
A
G
A
Well it happened guys. I lost it all. What do I do now?
liverpool goal would be the icing on the cake
Another woodwork :)
Eyes well and truly leaking, nothing on bird. SUMS on FH. Can't believe this shit tbqhwy
>shot off target
>tfw no bortdussia goal
S H W A E K A I T N I G N G
>Adam Scott
>Phil Mickelson
>Henrik Stenson
Charl Schwartzel MIGHT come in under par today.
Jason Day is the only chance of making money now.
>>66655955
sign out and leave it be m8
>>66655955
wait until your next pay check, deposit, lose it all again
Of course IBT lose the only tip which was easy to get s u m s on, love life
>>66655975
>>Phil Mickelson
iktfb
Could be worse, you could've been on Else and seen your money disappear by the end of the first hole.
Anyone bet on an hoerses? Any tips?
think i need to polish off the old cv
>>66656046
*Els
HAHAHAHA down insane. Absolutely fucking sick of it.
>>66655983
>>66655993
Well I've already emptied my bank account trying to climb back up. I'm at the bottom of the well known as despair right now. That hollow feeling deep inside has started expanding. I barely get anything per month as I don't work. I'm considering selling stuff...
Who /graduatedinSeptember/ here?
>>66656088
sell your body
don't think i can do this for a "job" anymore, i've become so numb
>>66656088
stop gambling m8
and if you don't, then at last only follow some shrewdies
zzzz IBT such frauds.
thanks in advance for the (You)s
>>66656088
Just give up you utter imbecile
>>66656047
Grand National on Saturday lid so horsie tips will be overflowing tomorrow and Saturday.
I've started looking and will finish my research later, might tip a couple of horses then.
>>66656088
Do meth and sell your mouth hole to Somalians.
>>66656125
The way I'm feeling at the moment I think I'm gonna agree with you. Fuck big_al, utter bellshaft.
dafc
please respond:
http://strawpoll.me/7308250
>>66656088
Could quickly sell your arse to one of the muzzies and be back betting by midnight.
Down catastrophic
Tears bvb backers
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>66656140
Thanks broseph
Still got hope for our lad Phil. He was a little unlucky with with the breeze while putting.
>>66656267
What's white and slides down bathroom walls?
>>66655571
air
>>66656267
Nah meng.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhugZ0qWhuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfGiCjzz8TE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNmyxV2Ncw
>>66656101
>>66656123
>>66656125
>>66656148
>>66656208
Thanks guys, really appreciate the support. I knew I could count on you. I guess all the furniture I really need is a chair and a mattress. I could sell and downgrade my computer as well, I guess. Only need 2 sets of clothes. Yeah, I could get back in, just need a few days to sell stuff.
>>66656267
zzz
We all know this is the official thread song until may
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GTdelXRlA4
>>66656373
Told you yesterday to fuck off pal.
>>66656366
pmsl
>>66656366
Sweden NO!
Brorsan, get help if it's that bad. Seriously. And stop betting.
>>66656366
Are you the Swede with the big roll?
>>66656415
He's not a brown slime, so no big bucks free of charge from the gooberment.
Whats the NBA for tonight lids?
been out for the past few hours, what did I miss apart from winning Bird tip?
>>66656388
Do you know who I am?
Never betting mainstream again. Fucking tears
>>66656467
No pakis allowed
>>66656467
Nba bet*
>>66656478
Dirtmound choked against Uefapool, ref was a cunt, ssshh no profit only tears now.
>>66656513
You colour blind m8?
>>66656513
Roaches aren't pakis, but I guess it takes one to know one?
>>66656567
GAMBLING HARAM ÖZIL
Evening lids
>>66656549
yeah I dont bet on mainstream shite, any shrewdie bets lose? looks like I dodged a bullet on Hafnarfjordur
>>66656091
Yeah, /graduatedinseptember5yearsago/
>>66656567
>>66656582
thanks for the nibs lads
>>66656584
>>66656582
>>66656513
Is this general always filled with such obnoxious cunts?
>>66656593
bird looks dece
>>66656615
We're all gonna make it brah
>>66656593
Looks a lot like a bird I once banged pmsl
>>66656638
>>66656673
which one is bird?
>>66656593
Where did you get this?
>>66656626
Yes. fuck off, we're full
>>66656716
>we
>>66656626
yes give us tips or fuck off
Hate the bookies at times honestly. Was sat here with 2-1 Liverpool and 2-1 Sevilla. Scores were 1-1 and 2-1 with 10 minutes to go but no cash out option in sight
>>66656771
is that brit turk?
>>66656835
it's a turk turk
>>66656567
betfair don't really always check teamsheets for NBA - well so it seems to me, I barely know the rules for apehoop - so just look at the team you wanna back and see if anyone important is out.
Or do what I do and wait to be spoonfed
>>66656835
Aren't brits mostly pakis? Oh god sorry, ASIANS.
Just pulling your leg, friend. God save the queen and all that.
>>66656849
*bookies
>>66656870
Your country is literally a worm on the global sphere
do some bookies care when you bet from different IPs?
Please explain why on earth you're not dumping your entire balance on the Minnesota Timbereolves to beat the Kaangzzz tonight.
Please explain why you're not pawning your possessions and selling your body in order to invest even more on the sweet, sweet profit of their certain win.
TWolves best young team in the league, off the back of beating the Warriors, oozing with confidence. Crazy athletic team against the Kings old, slow legs.
Oh wait a minute, did I mention that the Kings have TWO GOOD PLAYERS and they're both FUCKING RESTING TONIGHT!!!
Towns will go to Towns on old man Koufos - one of the quickest bigs in the league versus the slowest. Wiggins will torch Seth over and over and over.
It's literally the best bet of the year, without exaggeration. The price is unbelievable. It won't even be a close game. Betting on them is basically clicking a 'Yes, I would like to double my money' button.
>>66656925
shaking
A vote for Euan is a vote to make /bet/ great again
>>66656890
Us and Sweden look like a cut benis with testes, bretty funny.
I'm in a shrewd mood, what's the bet you infestation of writhing slugs
>>66656925
Smells like /bet/ mafia ...
>>66657233
You don't really understand that meme do you?
Might have a WORLD chase bet desu lads
>>66657292
TWolves has already been posted m8 :^)
>>66657292
When I get my betting supplements from onnit I need to make sure I enter the code 'EUAN' at the check out for 10% right?
BT not tempted by Armenia at 20s? Don't understand this France move
>>66657273
It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure that one out, meng. It's a doggy dog world out there, this can't all be die men in the ruffs.
>>66657365
tyres
>>66657292
shaking
>>66656925
post it on the /bet/ TT lad
>>66657292
S H A K I N G
wtb
>>66657292
Euan, give us the bet, euan euan give us the bet.
come on Euan post the bet, my wife's son needs to use the laptop to do his homework
There is no bet is there Euan pal :(
boca is the bet
The thing that excites me is that you just know Euan is making his next (real) TT bet a WORLDIE. After that embarrassment the other day, had a little joke tip earlier and I am very confident in his next bet.
He is just waiting for a genuine LARGE, so be patient and dont pressure him lads. When the time is right he will lead us all to riches :)
>>66657839
I can't be patient, Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar have left me in a hole. Need a Euan tip to be my ladder out of it tbqh
>>66657839
bender alert
bender alert
bender alert
cringe
Who is Euan, and where can I see his bets?
>>66658061
Euan is t4tw (the trip) and also you can see them on TipsterTube @t4tw
here is a pic of him
>>66658061
Ola, you're drunk. Go home.
Anyone else ever find themselves reading through days and days worth of Nick's replies to try and educate yourself to be even half the man he is?
>>66658061
inply2g on tt.
Is >awwwww a dead gimmick?
James Mckeown
12 mins · Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Wake up. Cash out of a £5k bet to win £55k at 12/1, go to bed with the same selection at 2/1, need aids.
JUst £25 a month lids
>>66658077
such a handsome lad back in his pre-perm days
>>66658142
what
>>66658142
more or less
rballdb making me do impossible capatacha's about to punch my cat so stressed wow
>>66658142
Tears made it big without awww
>>66658148
He was on Speith?
pmsl
Need a Britain at the Bookies S2 like AIR
>>66658556
talking BIG sense pal
>>66658526
Emphasis on was pmsl
>>66658556
NEED a penny punting eastern euro gf like air
>>66658556
Quality programming that
>>66658588
What DID she see in HIM?
>>66658665
Foreign women adore British men.
If Euan is just being an attention seeking meff again and doesn't have a bet for us I am going to be PISSED.
>>66658585
He cant win a bet feel sorry for thead desu
>>66658588
Would wife desu.
>>66658689
Would I ever do that?
>>66658716
the lad*
Hate posting from the phone
>>66658751
What phone you got lid
>>66658730
Well when is it lad, tonight? Tomorrow, need a win like AIR
>>66658813
Galaxy 6
Bretty good but dislike typing on phones in general buttons too small
Imagine tipping a bet which is only available on 'Tipico'
Genuienly cringing here.
Lel what's your reasoning Euan? Why would they win in Fiji?
>think old virgin click player is a good coach
>currently down 0-2 to a bottom feeding team
>straya anon is right about gooks being useless
>the city of me
>>66659005
It's on 365
>>66659005
It's on Willy HIlls too mate
What's the info Euan lad?
>>66659005
>only
are you dumb or just so lazy that you claim something so obviously false without even checking
tldr its available everywhere at similar odds you idiot
>>66659005
http://www.oddsportal.com/soccer/australia-oceania/ofc-champions-league/nadi-tefana-K6fGmRuA/#1X2;2
>>66659016
It isnt in Fiji. Can you imagine the logistics of trying to play OFC game home and away?
What's the info lad?
>>66659038
What's the info, lid?
>>66659074
>>66659068
looks good value only. wait and see what 'euan' says but im sure its just 'value'
avoid.
>>66659038
got on earlier @6 lol
ON
>>66659107
why?
Is daily fantasy /bet/?
>>66659132
info
>>66659132
are you gonna say why this is a bet or not???
>>66659155
Think they might win
>>66659074
priced wrong, odds should be around 1.80
massive value
>>66659181
What have I done
>tfw consistently start winning apehoop and ice lotto bets just when the regular season is over
classic episode that. Guess i'll have to wait another 6 months to make that sweet dough
>https://tipstertube.com/post/41961
kek
Why: cyclones, semi-mutuals, just wins
do bookies ever lose? in the long or short term? why shouldn't I just become a bookie? its almost unregulated in the UK
>>66659353
pmsl
>>66659389
>its almost unregulated in the UK
'no'
And how are you going to get punters to bet with you and not b365 and Willy Hill?
>>66659353
>Betty v. Euan
I can see it in now desu
With Euan losing pmsl
>>66659414
old school methods, i.e in person at the event itself. didnt (mr) Coral start as a bookie at the dags? start @ the bottom
also lad it is unregulated as shit now. check it out. They blew the doors open to promote competiion and increase tax revenues a couple of years ago. anyone can get involved
>>66659504
Arsed taking money from guys at dog tracks though. They know more than me and probably you.
Bingo and casino with massive sign up bonus and a few late night TV ads is where it is at these days.
kek
>>66659504
Think you can start at the dogs and make it big? pmsl
>>66659668
hows he been doing lately?
>>66659540
muh cyclones
Down insane off boca
Got a treat for anyone who is still up later
>>66659961
SHAKING
>>66659961
awwwwww
>>66659961
eyes are a bit weary pal, should i take a quick nap?
>>66659961
How much attention do you need to actually post it
>>66659961
How much later, a bit tired desu.
>>66660037
Not sure you will have time bud
>>66660061
I'll have an expresso instead
>>66660105
>expresso
>>66660061
first ofc game or second?
>>66660125
First. Note sure if the line is too big in second one even with the news.
>>66660146
You've already tipped the first one tho?
>>66660146
Double dipping on the first one, good lad.
>>66660158
Yeah? It's going inplay though
>>66660134
new
>>66660190
Guessing you're just gonna tip the Tefana AH but with a larger stake (depending on early rball) right?
>>66660219
what?
Thank god it's not Aussie / USA bet yet.
Livestream for the ofc game lids:
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
Its that time of the year again... OFC Champions league! Starts at 2am.
Last year was insanely profitable, and for backing the underdogs.
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Its being held over in NZ.
Fancy backing the underdogs again here, with Tefana +0.5 at 1.8 and dabbling on the win at 3.5s.
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Tefana won their league in Tahti unbeaten with 19 wins and 2 draws. In the OFC last year, they smashed it, only lost 2-1 to Team Wellington, who are one of the best teams in New Zealand. Drew 1-1 vs Tafea. And lost 3-2 to Hekari United.
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Compare that to Nadi who lost 3-0 to Auckland 2 years back, 6-0 to Amicale and 5-0 to Dragon.
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Anyway Tefana are very strong this year, adding the likes of Nicholas Vallar, 2012 Tahiti captain, to reinforce the group. After missing out through injury in 2015, goalkeeper Xavier Samin is back and hoping to secure a starting spot but will have stiff competition from up-and-coming keeper Stevens Hiriga, as well as national goalkeeper Mikael Roche. They have a strong partnership with St Etienne.
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Then Nadi:
Team director Javed Ahmed says the tropical cyclones which have been wreaking havoc in Fiji over the past few months has made preparations difficult.
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“With the recent natural hitting Fiji, the cyclone and floods we’ve had have disrupted preparation, it’s less than ideal but it’s not an excuse.
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“We will go into the match with the aim of winning it, but we wouldn’t be too disappointed with a draw.”
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When the Nadi coach says he's happy with a draw, that to me suggests they are a long way off where they should be this year, and Tefana should definitely have a chance.
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Napolioni Qasevakatini is a huge threat for Nadi, Tefana just need to keep him quiet.
Not a single player in the Nadi squad has ever scored a goal in the OFC Champions League, and just six players have made more than one previous appearance.
>>66660376
>DACast
Pottery
>>66660383
Nadi said regarding Tefana:
We haven’t seen much of Tefana for the last couple of years, we have seen some videos from their last campaign in 2012. That doesn’t give us any indication of how good they are, but we expect them to be very strong, the strongest team in our group. Like all French Polynesian teams we expect them to be technically very good, but we think we can match them in the physical department.”
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For me there is no way Tefana should be on a +0.5 here, should be much more even, with what I've read suggesting that Tefana should possibly be even slight favourites here.
>>66660376
zzzz ruining my treat
>>66660391
pmsl didn't even notice.
Oh and sound quality is terrible lol
Already too deep ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2oazVdk0wk&feature=youtu.be
Here is a stream from Tahiti so the commentary will be supporting Tefana like us
>>66660468
>commentary will be in french
>line down to +.25
Shaking
Had to unfollow Michael Caley after that RT.
>>66660497
Polly voo frawnsay
>>66660497
pmsl
>>66660514
it's taken you this long?
>>66660549
His xG maps arent bad. He is just too reddit, y'all.
>>66660505
No it isn't
French speaker here, I'll translate lads
>It's an eastconnect vs T4TW bet
>>66660505
I put 50 quid on +0.5
is that enough to move lines?
>>66660565
Nice bubblegum m8
>>66660573
where has eastconnect posted it?
any (addict) NBA bets?
>>66660633
Pick any game and get on the unders line
Guaranteed fun
excited
>>66660564
He's honestly the most limp-wristed person on the Internet. Even a chin test from that lanklet Jamie would probably put him to sleep.
>>66660659
Always fun to lose together
pmsl this production quality
>you can hear me right?
>this countdown
The stream anon posted is about 1 min ahread of the YT one I posted.
Tefana passing SO slick
dominating possession so far lids
why does it sound like the announcers are in a booth with gravel being poured on top of it
what a save
>not scoring that
Kurt's just tipped it.
Need a Tefana goal like AIR
Mackers has just tipped it.
Euan's just tipped it.
>That almost 1 on 1
>That shot
The state of this game already, could end 5 - 6
Topping up
Skybet suspending
Tefrana don't look that much better tbqh
Rossy's just tipped it.
365 REFUSING to lower odds
>>66660913
t. Villa fan.
>8 units
sweating a little
Cant stop topping up. This is either going to be one of the best bets in a while or a terrible nightmare.
>all these hospital passes at the back
ffs
never seen euan so angry
>>66660981
Have to say, they look very good at finding space in the final third so far. I'm surprised.
If anything is to go off then the + handi should be a good large.
>That corner routine
Almost a Scholes stunner there.
line is dropping like a rock
>>66660981
This, I'm on them every way imaginable. Even had a cheeky max stake on rt9 @15
Topped up to a weeks pay on this.
Shaking
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>>66661087
fuck sake lids
pmsl
NO
NO
NO
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NO
Terrible offside decision, payer wasn't even on the pitch ffs
>That Nadi miss
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G O A L
VERY good goal, thank you Euan, worth staying up.
Euan mate, this has certainly made up for that tez bet the other day... inb4 matches are 20 mins long
reback is in
Topping up again on 0 asian from here
In too deep
rebacking the 0.0 from here huge tbqh
>tip it as 3/10
>act like its UCD 2.0
pmsl
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not enough on
Rebacjk 0.0 again?
How is the stream looking? All Tefana?
Oh my days... SUMS AND SUMS
>>66661264
Mountains upon Mountains
Three months of mortgage payments covered if they hold
>>66657839
Reminder i predicted this would happen.
Based Euan desu.
Hope >>66657900 is on.
Reminder that Fijian teams absolutely cannot score. 0.0 safe as houses.
>>66661340
I feel like they'll make a dumb mistake and get a penalty but they are a much better team
>>66661340
Yes, defo worth a reback Nadi playing a suicidal high line.
>tfw one Nadi goal ruins everything
in SO deep
>>66661374
Yes lad I did get on, got out of this hole and far far beyond with this.
If this ends 5-0 or higher then Euan has surpassed J West.
PRAYING big_al had an early night
>>66661448
kek, this.
Keeper ded smash 0-0
>>66661381
overs is the bet here imo, Tefana hospital passes will bite them soon I think
NADI KEEPER INJURED
KEEEK
>the trader who originally priced this @10
sacked in the morning pmsl
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>>66661470
was he subbed or is he playing on? wasnt watching
WHOLE ROLL ON 0.0 FH
>>66661516
Playing on, hes fine really just took a boot to the head
Who's rebacked from 2-0 then?
pmsl @ that limping
>>66661570
Got a £100 on
I have never staked this high and I might just cash out
Tefana race to 5 corners @1.9
only need 2 more PMSL
>>66661602
dont cash out
this is the day where you decide "do i wanna be a big boy? or do i wanna be a bitch?"
>>66661648
Really happy with Euan so far.
I'm in. If this goes bad I'm taking a year off.
I've got Sufjan Stevens playing already so the TEARS can start early
>Just ran out of real estate
>>66661680
Dont take a whole year off. A month or so is fine. I did this too during January-February as Jan was awful.
Things looking better last few weeks.
>>66661680
Thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaY9zlArvQI
Dread to think how much Euan has on this. He isnt even posting, must be insane sums.
>>66661761
He's probs sitting in the shower with the amount of sweating he's doing.
Albania SEETHING right now.
If Tefana get a few more then Euan has eternal dominance over him. Albania couldnt DREAM of tipping something this good.
>>66661778
Busy looking for stream for next game desu. Being UAC never stops
>>66661788
>Implying he was ever close
>>66661816
Played at the same stadium so I'm 99% sure it'll be the same stream, was last year iirc
>>66661734
Was thinking Decatur, or Round of Applause for Euan was a better fitting song
>>66661889
Got one anyway.
Who else Timberwolves and Tefana double here
>>66661903
- looking pretty dece in the next, hope it starts well.
>>66661957
Yep. Such a big line so need obvious dominance but a few min with no goals, Which of the 2 wont happen?
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>>66661979
Exactly it;ll be one of the two. All the pre match supports an absolute bloodbath especially kiwi losing half their team. Gotta be up at 8:30 so I'll probably have to miss it tbqh
Surreal
>>66662018
disallowed? what happened?
>>66662028
About 2 yards offside
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>>66662038
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>that defense
One last reback then that's it.
This is fucking hilarious
Euan surreal
IF THEY WIN WITH OVER 5 GOALS I WILL ASK FOR A PERM AT MY £50 BARBERS TOMORROW
REBACKING
Regretting not getting in on this earlier desu
Euan so so shrewd
CORNER YES
>>66662101
need 5 more for stupid sums
Comfiest large in a while.
Thanks Euan
who is injured now? not watching stream
Corners surreal
CHEERS TO THE RT5 CORNERS GUY
Timberwolves look like they're on fast-forward compared to the Kings.
Reback so tempting
Where do you guys bet on Bird's Icelandic league tips? I can't see it on pinny or on 365
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5th corner and 4th goal
holy shit
This could literally end 8+ pmsl a fitting tribute to Euan
>>66662205
UP SO FUCKING MUCH
pmsl at that 'defence'
Give me one more plz
RACE TO SEVEN
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TEFANA NO
NONONONONONO
WHAT THE FUCK
someone pls webm that
lolololololololololol
What the...
NEED webm of that
Top Keck
Is this fixed?? surely
ahahahahahaha WHAT
inb4 ends 7-1 when I had 7-0 CS standing to ein 1.5k
Holy fucking shit someone webm that now.
Are you kidding me.
>>66662365
pmsl this will actually happen
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Need uni to show up with the webm tbqhwy
>tfw didnt see the goal
was it realy that bad?
God this match is entertaining for all the wrong reasons
>>66662432
the worst goal youll ever see, not exagerating
>>66662432
The keeper kicked the ball laterally across goal for some reason and the ball bent back into the goal. It's the the dumbest own goal I've ever seen
CORNERS
>>66662450
need webm like AIR
seriously, post it
>>66662432
Yes.
>>66662450
Maybe in men's football. Nothing can top U17 CONCACAF slags
Who RT9 @ 15 here
Shaking
new thread with the webm as op [please
>>66662432
Yes, it was the worst own goal I've ever seen pmsl
>>66662510
ME
only @23
>>66662492
kekerino
RACE TO NINE
>tipped RT5
>considered RT7 but didnt get on
SEETHING
>>66662510
Yep
>>66662492
Jesus CHRIST.
le corners fix is in
RED CARD
>Red taking them off a 0.0
Kinda wish you hadn't done that desu
Whats the red for?
2 more corners for absolute SUMS lad.... SHAKING
CRYING FOR ANOTHER ONE
WASNT ON
>>66662655
UP INSANE SUMS
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Up insane and still mad about this.
>>66662365
>>66662492
imagine being asleep right now
If the race to 9 comes in, I will donate to cancer research
>>66662753
I got on RT9 + 7th goal double @9.5 or something lid.
>tfw dont want to be one more but just know theyll score it
>>66662736
pmsl
>J West is missing this so he can make tea for people in an office
> only up $200 today
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Euan? Thoughts on the next
>>66662777
pmsl
just done this too
heads gone
Euan is a god
Just got on over 7.5 for a medium
>he had made a bet in 2016 before this
>>66662816
Not him but they defintiely smash but do they cover 5? Tough to say, worth a small and top up if monster rape looks likely.
need FK to deflect off wall out of play, corner, corner then goal.
corner bet ded
ONE MORE
>>66662816
Posted further up. Need to watch and see.
>>66662845
ACTUALY HAPPENING HAHAHAHA
ONE MORE CORNER
>>66662854
ALIVE
SO FUCKING UP
EUAN LET ME SUCK YOU OFF
>>66662845
So close to being EXACTLY that
On my knees for a 9th corner
>>66662909
THIS
PLEASE ONE MORE CORNER
need 9th corner with a goal
will actually cry and suck Euans dick
>>66662909
pls
PLS
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OH MY GIOD
NEED A GOAL FOR INSANITY
IT HAPPENED
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>>66662963
WE DID IT
HOLY SHIT CORNER
>Only up 7.5k on this match
Zzzzz
what happened to the Timberwolves?
They were up 13. I went for a shit and played a Candy Crush on my phone. Now they're down 1.
I was away for 10 minutes tops
hahah didnt even IMAGINE that double coming in, holy shit.
>tfw you wake up and this was all a dream
inb4 no ET zzzzzzzzzz
RT9 @15 SURREAL
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>>66663027
Thread nearly as dead as Fijian hope.
>>66663064
>OP not webm
not going to contribute
These games weren't in Asia were they? And if they were it was hard to get anything decent on at a good price, right?
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