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Games today:
Cronulla Sharks vs Gold Coast Titans
Kickoff at 2pm AEST
Newcastle Knights vs Wests Tigers
Kickoff at 4pm AEST
first for walkbro
Is there a Panthers JUST?
I feel bad for them. They deserve to be higher on the ladder than south shitney
Vonnie's looking chubs lads
Doctor of Petroleum
5th for WalkBro
>>66707693
She's been stacking it on for a while now
>>66707791
She's probably got a black bun in the oven.
every single reply to this thread so far has been terrible. where's tokenofhon when you need him? only he can save this "poomunity"
Sick of all the reddit in the threads lately 2bh
>freddy asking what JT is a doctor of
this community is dead
you now remember scott minto
>>66708194
Try Assists obviously
>>66708647
You now remember his cousin that Wayne Bennett played in the halves for the Knights (Matt?)
tokenofhon getting btfo lads
>>66709175
>>66709175
>>66709175
>>66709204
He does have a point about the fucking soccer threads though.
>>66709267
no he doesn't
>>66709267
Na m8
>>66709324
>>66709375
He does, soccer is a plague on this fucking board.
poo in it
>>66709400
>>66709204
It's not autosaged. It's just that the same person can't bump a thread so many times.
I just bumped his ARL thread, so he's just being a paranoid retard.
>>66709400
Fuck off.
Soccer is by far the most popular sport in the world, with many relevant leagues. Of course there's going to be lots of threads for it.
who's gonna win lads
>>66709517
There are multiple generals just for the EPL. It's excessive. I hide and filter every single soccer thread these days, but still.
>>66709537
Cronulla
Other game depends on if the rumours of Tedesco's injury are true or not
>>66709552
>I hide and filter
>>66709601
If there was a giant shit in your favourite room, would you leave it there or clean it up immediately?
>>66709517
trip on
>>66709627
I would pay someone $0.00 to clean it up
>>66709552
There is only one /epl/.
If you're referring to /arse/, well there are enough Arsenal fans here to warrant their own thread.
>>66709756
Based FrimpongPingpong
>Haha it was just a joke. Definitely don't want some of that delicious manmeat haha.
Tipped the Titans and the Tigers in a "close" one.
>>66709792
What?
>>66710038
Regarding the incident with Aiden Sezer
>>66710121
Who?
>>66710213
Aidan Sezer
Kevin Naiqama for the trivia question
discuss
>>66710296
>LE FUCKING CUNT
>>66710296
>Feldt fucking Coote got good
When did it get good?
Is Ivan Here?
>>66710463
Here m8
Who tips dead here after this week? Fuck. Was going to do a multi to, glad I dodged that bullet.
Which 4chan style is best?
Yotsuba
Yotsuba B
Futaba
Burichan
Tomorrow
Photon
>>66710591
Are you still a cabinet maker?
>>66710705
Tomorrow
>>66710707
Not anymore.
>>66709756
Us Bulldogs fans should start our own general, I feel like >we're the most well supported NRL team on /sp/.
think i might miss the game lads, dad is making me mow the lawn :(
>>66710998
is it a push mower?
>>66711183
Ride on.
Andrew Fifita needs to learn to enunciate.
Can't understand shit from his mumbling.
>>66711292
That statement is applicable to roughly 80% of the league. Especially in the case of brownskins. The only coherent coons I've heard in the NRL are JT, Jeremy Smith, Mbye and Segeyaro.
>>66711322
Jeremy Smith is mostly white
>>66711372
I know his family and he is >50% white
Reminder that Parramatta are unironically over the salary cap and any team who loses to them should be seething with fury.
>>66711434
they will also be stripped of points soon
>>66706795
>Knights vs Tigers
>Channel 9 in charge of scheduling
>>66711532
lmao, no we won't.
The NRL will slap us with a meaningless fine that our sponsors can easily cover for us.
We won't lose points because the NRL needs us to succeed for the league to succeed.
Stay furious that the Blue and Gold army will be winning the premiership this year.
>>66711759
yawn
changed my tip to titans at the last second lads
Parramatta will not lose points, or will lose a paltry amount of 4, which won't be enough to keep them out of the finals given how many shit teams there are.
>>66711920
I had them tipped since the beginning, and still won't change it.
Based Titans gonna expose the fuck out of grubnulla today.
any day grubnulla lose is a good day
Parra is losing 10 points you faggots
Its over
>>66711836
what does yawn stand for?
>>66712046
You are winning nothing
>parra
>losing points
lmao, will never happen
BASEDBA
A
S
E
D
B
A
>>66712127
No try
No try
Maloney a shit
LMFAO
NO TRY
>>66712136
Never mind.
KEK
what a terrible decision
he obviously was dragging that ball forward from behind him
Barba has totally lost so much pace btw, in 2012 nobody would be within 10 metres of him
Is there anything comfier than Sunday Footy?
refball
someone post that raiders supporter from reddit
his face makes me kek
>>66712194
I don't think he was ever that fast over 100, obviously not a slouch. But it was more his acceleration that was so great.
>>66712250
nah he was quick, scored plenty of full length tries in 2012
Kevin Walters is a shit commentator.
>>66712199
having a gf i imagine
>>66712263
not as good as it sounds lad
when you are with her you will be wishing you were alone 90% of the time
Refs have already decided Cronulla will win.
Nice
>/rug/
kek
What a fucking diving bitch.
I hope he gets Alex McKinnoned.
who /roosters/ here?
>>66712273
Can confirm. When i had one i had to keep coming up with excuses not to drive to her house and not to sleep over.
>>66712328
>can confirm
LITERAL redditor detected, fucking kys
>>66712343
stop this
>be manlet
>get high shot
>>66712421
>get penalty
That should be 10
>>66712416
kys cuckenofcuck
Fucking idiots. Never grub against a shit team because it fires them up
Ennis punched.
Clear closed fist.
Watch him not get sent off.
Bird is a fucking legend
Officer Gallen
sharks getting all the refball
how do we fix the Dragons?
I think they need to sign Napa or someone just as good and a halfback and they will be able to compete
>>66712657
>nappy
>good
>>66712559
small dicked angry manlet
is paul gallen "matt"???
>>66712676
who is a similar age prop that is better?
Klemmer maybe but nobody else
>>66712723
Reagan Campbell-Gillard
>>66712723
>gayvid clanger
>good
>>66712480
I would laugh so hard if one day Ennis went too far and got punched in the face so hard he became a vegetable
>>66712759
He gets monstered every time
>>66712723
Paul Vaughan, Campbell-Gillard, Shannon Boyd
>>66712759
I rate him but he isn't at the same level
Ben Barba is so fucking slow.
>>66712776
If you could take only one of these guys (or Napa) who would you take?
>>66712796
Napa
>>66712796
Napa for sure.
>>66712796
Boyd because Manly need a dominant prop that can bend the line.
>>66712796
RCG
>>66712771
no he doesn't
>>66712796
This reads like a rhetorical question.
>>66712833
Penrith fan spotted
Picking RCG is completely delusional
who /filthy grub/ here
>>66712827
Boyd is a fatty who spends a lot less time on the field and has a shit defensive workrate.
Jake Trbojevic should be up there too, he is pretty good.
Not a real prop though, see him more as a le tackle man lock in the future
>>66712865
this, can't believe so many people rate him
>>66712874
He already is a le tackle man lock
>>66712865
>>66712881
I don't rate Vaughn or Boyd that highly
All hype and have done nothing to deserve it yet
>>66712846
Why? He's easily one of the better young props in the league.
>>66712865
Manly don't need a prop who's a tackle machine.
KEK this is what happens when you rile up shitters.
kys Michael Ennis
Who has been the best prop in the NRL this year?
Kane Evans is the shittest of all the young props
>>66712925
Ben Hannant
>>66712925
Andrew Fifita
>>66712925
Napa imo
Paulo from Parra has been very good.
>>66712930
Nah, Korbin Sims
>>66712943
Last 3 weeks he has been, but he was a shiiter the first 3 weeks
>>66712925
ur mum
>>66712925
Jarrod Wallace
>>66712954
He was man of the match in week 2. But yeah he was shit in week 1.
>>66712954
Evans offers literally nothing
He is also good for penalties and dropped ball
>>66712925
Mcguire and Matulino have both been really good
>>66712949
nappy did nothing in the first 5 rounds
>>66712925
Jack Wighton
>>66712976
I would have said Matulino but he was poo vs Manly
>>66712976
Matulino was terrible yesterday
>>66712976
>Mcguire
'no', he's done fuck all all year
>>66712925
Andrew Johns
>>66712972
He was also an agro cunt and gave away 9001 penalties, though he does that in a lot of games.
>>66712980
he was the only forward putting in, look at how much his stats have increased from last year.
>>66712976
McGuire was huge in the game against the Cowboys, but has been garbage in every other game.
Can't believe this scrub is on 400k a year.
Watch Kevin Falters pick him for origin as well.
>implying there's been a standout prop so far
>>66713008
McGuire is top 5 in running metres so far this year m8
>>66713044
Running metres are a shit stat, metres after contact for props is better.
'''''''''''''''no'''''''''''''''
>>66712657
They're signing Shaun Lane m8.
>Napa and JWH front row
just give them the premiership
>>66713062
Are you still getting cucked if you are watching a man fuck his own wife?
Also, yeah I'd love being pegged by vonnie
>>66713078
Warriors have already signed him.
>>66713062
I would pay for vonny to peg me
>>66713097
He's off contract at the end of the year though
Dragons are signing Coote, Cronk and McGuire.
>>66713097
Just for this year.
>>66713089
Does being pegged mean getting hung on the hills hoist?
>>66713062
yes
>>66713108
Coote WILL go to the Knights
>>66713108
why didn't they just keep Hastings? That would literally have solved most of their problems and then they could have avoided the Benji saga
got a 14 day ban for posting a fake facebook link, how newcunt can these mods get
>>66713127
no he won't
>>66713108
>tfw they end up signing Gerard Beale, Sam Williams and someone from prison
>>66713132
Was it this link?
https://fb.com/profile.php?=73322367
>>66713127
No, he is certain to go to the Dragons.
>>66713132
Mods are recruited for the "job" on Reddit
>>66713131
Think it was more Hastings just wanted to play for the same club as his dad. Wasn't a matter of money.
>>66713131
Because Hastings never wanted to stay.
>muh dad
>muh Roosters legacy
>>66713145
Based ShigGODs
>>66713108
Post source on McGuire.
>>66713182
>>66713185
they would have been better off doubling their offer to him with what they eventually gave Benji in a hope to get him to stay
>>66713166
yeah, 14 day ban from all boards for "doxing"
>>66713108
Those three signings plus Geoff Toovey as coach would definitely have them win the premiership next year.
McGuire was the rat
Where's Ivan Cleary coaching next year lads?
>>66713213
Kek.
>>66713205
Peter Badel and others from the Courier Mail are saying the club wants to dump him for leaking info to journalists, and one of his suitors are the Dragons because they have a shit pack.
It's all speculation at this stage, and I expect Bennett will eventually forgive him.
>>66713274
Dragons' halves are a bigger problem than their pack.
>>66713274
Heard the Dragons were chasing Matt Gillett because the Broncos won't be able to afford him.
>>66713265
roosters
>>66713274
I don't think its bennett but the rest of hthe playing group
>>66713213
Do these mods genuinely not realise that links to your own facebook profile?
Show us the ban message.
Knights or Dragons for the Spoon?
>>66713302
Gillett is going to the Roosters if they can't get SBW
>>66713314
Dragons
>>66713302
Gillet will accept a lower offer from the club, and get a big third party deal to keep him at Brisbane.
All totally "above the board" and definitely not breaching the salary cap.
>>66713327
trip on buckerz
>>66713314
The NRL should make the bottom 2 teams have a 3 game playoff series, for the spoon.
>>66713341
Literally whom?
>>66706795
Lol you have stupider names than American sports, I didn't think that was possible.
>>66713367
Lol
>>66713349
The pioneer of Kiwi /nrl/posting.
>>66713367
PLS WATCH OUR SPORT
Psh what kind of a "community" can you call these "regular" threads?
>>66713407
kill yourself, you autistic passive aggressive little cunt.
Dragons are signing Albert Kelly, lads.
>>66713427
PLS KILL YOURSELF
>>66713441
joj
>>66713367
Please watch out sport.
>literally losing to THIS
knead your sourdough
>>66713473
leave the cunt alone
hate that normie passive aggressive bullying where they pretend to be friends with people while secretly laughing at them
>tfw I tipped the Titans, but I'm only 2/5 so far this round
>>66713564
Toppy posts his pictures regularly. He WANTS people to save them and repost them.
>>66710976
Fuck of u leb cunt
>>66712263
Uncomfy as fuck. Me and my gf are currently fighting which means she's in our room with the door closed and sulking and I'm sipping great northerns on this fine Sunday watching the footy and now THIS is comfy.
>>66713621
matt
Based Joshy
Ivan
Basedogs
Who else on /nrl/ is a doggies fan?
All of those guys are white btw, and quite muscular.
>>66713578
>he tipped souths
>>66713654
Basedogs is matt
>>66713654
they're all the same person
>>66713666
>>66713669
à° _à°
>>66713680
based joshy is still here m8
Gary Ablett Jr. would fucking dominate thugby league
>>66713654
also that cunt that used to have a name that posted around the 2012 grand final and 2013 season
>>66713697
no shit faggot
Baloney's poor goal kicking will be the difference.
Gold Coast are good for another try to get back in front.
Fifita is pig disgusting
>>66713697
he'd probably make a good halfback
>>66713734
Is he the ugliest player in the NRL, or is it Blowjob Gaypooa?
Remember when Andrew Fifita literally tried to kill himself because he wasn't playing that well
>>66712857
Don't quite understand why you Welshmen carry on about grubbery from plainly ungrubby players purely on the basis of being from QLD.
I can look at players like Greg Inglis and say that yes, he's plainly a grub. I'm happy to admit this. Then we look at Nate Miles and the same applies.
But we can look at James Maloney and you know what even fuckin Paul Gallen, he whinges and praps plays rough but he's by no means a grub.
What I'm getting at is that grubbery is easily identified and I cannot fathom how anyone can consider Thurston a grub, never seen him play up on field at all.
>>66713757
I vote for Leilua
Hate his weird square shaped body and his shit head
Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Petroleum
>>66713765
>gallel
>rubs arm in faces
>pulls out stitches
>twists legs
>grabs players balls
>not a grub
>>66713757
Only because Matt Groat went to superleague.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
FATFITA YOU DUMB SHIT
KYS
"grub" is the shittest meme of all time and any cunt who uses it should kill themselves
BASED BIRD
Fuck off Barba you pansy
BARBA BTFO
Based Greg Bird.
Bullshit penalty.
Grant Atkins sounds like Cooper Cronk and looks a bit like him too
>>66713855
Actually, good call.
I thought Bird was getting penalised.
>>66713855
penalty is against the sharks for accidental offside
Reminder that William Zillman is the Titans captain and Greg Bird is not
>>66713877
He got put on report, but Barbie was technically touching the ground, so it wasn't worth reversing
Perfect timing by Bird
>that butthurt sharkies fan in the crowd yelling shit
Shark Park is going off
Barba field goal to win this game.
I wouldn't want FIfita in my team. Cunt is that unreliable
That stripped call was some serious bullshit.
>old toast shiteans
>call a knock on
>overturn it and rule a strip
dont call one then change your mind
>>66713934
He does so many good things but he is ridiculously error prone
Conversion will be missed, and Titans will score a converted try to win by 1.
Is Bird an actual bird?
>>66713953
Happens all the time m8
the barba meme has run it's course and i'm ready to trade him out lads
>>66713954
Thanks walkcunt.
Brilliant insight.
I really appreciate it.
Keep it up.
Cheers.
>>66713973
Get on that based Corey Norman POD shit. RTS is fucking trash and Norman is available at FB
>curving the kick
when will this meme end just kick it straight
Sharks will lose this
>>66714025
Wade Graham to throw an INT to Nene
What was the name of that really bad Tigers winger/fullback?
Don't call it a comeback
>>66714045
The one who got death threats for further clarification.
>>66714045
Jordan Rankin?
>>66714062
No, he played in the early/mid 2000s. Was one of the worst defensive players ever and a massive fall of the line man.
>>66714072
Nevermind, found out. Daniel Fizthenry.
>>66714045
Lote Tuquiri
Kek. Anti Grubnulla plebs on suicide watch
>>66711920
regretting my decision lads
>>66714100
Show some fucking respect m8
I hate Cronulla's song
Ash Taylor is so fucking elite. where are all those plebs still trying to push the "le lack of playmakers" meme? reminder there isn't a shortage of quality playmakers anymore, and we are entering the next great era of halves
>>66714143
>le
FUCK OFF
>>66714143
Hastings is pretty great too, that kick he does to the winger is so good to watch
Pretty annoyed with myself for trading out Taylor instead of Carter.
>>66714143
There was never a lack of playmakers. It was just that none of them were eligible for the blues
>>66714171
literally this year's alby kelly, should've kept him
Literally spewing that I didn't pick Taylor as a reserve, and instead went with Kyle fucking Turner.
Won 370 bucks betting on titans +10. Thank you based Sharkies.
>>66714215
I traded out Merrin this week for Fensom. Merrin went ahead and had his biggest score of the season this week.
I hate the constant pandering to trades in the nrl. This uniform is disgusting
Hate this hi vis jersey.
>Error on the first set
That's my team
Is Hunter Stadium a "suburban" ground?
Wasted opportunity. Knights will score first now, and will go on to win.
>Pooate
>>66714315
There is still 2 grassed hills there, so yes
>It's a refs arbitarily call or ignore forward passes match
Will Tariq Sims give away any penalties today?
Also based Teddy.
>>66714380
>it's the nrl
>it's a Knights are on the wrong end of every 50/50 decision match
Will smiths dead lads
>>66714435
will smith is an actor mate
Trent GODkinson's goal kicking will give Newcastle the win.
>Aku defending competently
Is this real life?
Is Tariq sims even playing? Haven't noticed him once
>>66714461
wait for it m8
Ross is looking surprisingly decent today
how do I get my petroleum doctorate?
Do the knights have any plays other than a crash ball?
>>66714508
There it is. Saying that, it was probably feeney's fault
>>66711322
Thaiday is the GOAT eloquent boong
>tfw sniffing amal on friday night
Gives you the GOAT headache the next day
Korbin's mustache is fucking stupid
Based GODkinson
>worst matautia
>>66714697
Plays for the dragons
>didn't pick Taylor this week
>STILL no gf
worst weekend ever, lads
>>66714697
That's Peter
Sione>Chanel>Pat>Peter
ITT: players who have annoying voices
Corey Norman
Got kicked out of steelers for wearing a sons of anarchy shirt, kek
>Headbutt someone
>Don't get penalized
What
>good defensive set
>one of the sims gives away a penalty late in the count
>opposition scores off the ensuing set
>>66714831
that'll teach you for being a pleb
>>66714859
They didn't score.
>>66714871
just like you for the rest of your "life"
What a stupid decision. Would have got more metres from a kick.
>>66713132
Here or on reddit?
>Newcastle fans
We multiball now
>>66714831
I got denied from my local RSL with my family because I have a fucking word tattooed on my neck
Considering suing the cunts
BASED FUCKING KORBIN
Solid form by Korbin on that kick at speed though
Pretty cheeky from korbin tbqh
Hodkinson GOAT goal kicker
>>66714904
>Newcastle fans
>only true loyal fanbase
>>66714935
>true loyal
>doesn't even know the players
>>66714929
I like how he doesn't do any meme shit with his kicking technique. Just kicks it hard and straight and it's why he's so accurate
Can someone tell me what ""rule"" Sims broke there?
>>66714941
>implying
>>66714947
playing for new castle
>>66714918
>>66714918
You've got bigger problems lad, you literally flushed your employment prospects down the drain with that neck tat
Tigers being refballed hard.
Can someone please tell Uate there are other defensive options besides running up out of the line because it's not working for him
>Tedesco shouldn't be NSW fullback
Casuals actually believe this
>pooate rushing out of the line
>>66715002
Don't think there are any casuals who actually think that
Damn that kick was tasty
>poosters are going to be last on the ladder if knights win
kek
KEK
>>66714995
Not Uate's poor """"""defence"""""
>>66714993
Doing an apprenticeship now lad.
I don't regret it for a second
339th for walkbro
>>66714997
It looks fucking dumb like it's always 2v1 because they mark up retardedly. Almost has no other choice and if he intercepts it he's away for a try.
>>66715029
An apprenticeship in what?
Poor life decisions?
Tigers running sideways that entire set
Knights going to shit the bed at the end and let in easy points
Like always
Knights new uniform is shit desu
>>66715080
Hope so.
>>66715049
Elictirican. Probably the highest paying job you can get if you are good at it
>>66715107
KEK stay retarded
>How to blow two tries in two plays
poo in it
Horrible kick
kek
KEK
>Hodkinson WILL be picked for Origin because of this one game
Who obsessed with nazis here?
Name your favourite nazi - Reinhard Heydrich for me
>22 thousand people came to watch the fucking Knights
What on earth
It amazes me how Newcastle have such good attendance for an average to shit team in a small city
who 2/7 here ;_;
FINALLY Joey has had mercy upon us.
TYBJ
>>66715238
Can't go past the Fuhrer m8
>>66715250
nothing else to do
Roosters have a lot of fans, they just live in the Eastern Suburbs and have money so they would rather spend time doing something else
>>66715255
3/7
I'm ready for the rope 2bh
>>66715250
It's amazing what can happen when your city only has one team
>>66715256
mate, Hitler called Heydrich the 'Man with the iron heart'
If that isn't enough to win you over then nothing is
>>66715238
kys saxbitch
what the fuck were all those players doing?
>>66715250
Newcastle is the biggest non capital city in Aus outside of Gold Coast
Plus it's way bigger when you include Lake Macquarie which is geographically connected to Newcastle but technically another city
>>66715261
>Roosters
>fans
Joe Flacco m8, I think you've edged me in the H2H. I'll need some tries from my players or some favourable updates to win.
I'll just call gg now.
>>66715270
>Gayders
>>66715107
>if you are good at it
Might have to learn to spell it correctly first.
>almost certain to win my matchup this week
>going to go to a mighty, but still under the rader 2-1 record
Feels good man.
TYBJ
>>66715302
ranked in the top 20 of my tafe class of over 50 people last year
a lot of those guys worked for big companies. i feel pretty happy with my ability and where I am going
>>66715255
5/7
made 3 last second changes this weekend and only one of them came off (cowboys)
>>66715238
Carl Schmitt lad
>>66715320
>I came second in the retarded olympics
Good luck tomorrow Rooster. I hope Holland saves you.
>>66715317
TYBJ
>>66715320
Sounds like you're riding high at the top of that bell curve m8. Good for you, you're going places. Just not the RSL.
>>66715320
>barely above average
>at tafe
sounds like you have a bright future friend
>>66715373
would you study to be a sparky at uni you dumb cunt?
Not to mention I was outscoring people that finished year 12, goes to show that smarts arenn't always shown in book smarts
>>66715398
Any spastic can finish year 12. Hell, i did.
>>66715398
>didn't even finish year 12
explains a lot
bit tired haha
>>66715404
exactly. And I'm probably smarter than you (maybe not but still you get my point)
Whether you finished school or go to uni doesnt mean you are smarter than somebody at tafe that does well
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
I hope the kid is crippled
>>66715412
>exactly. And I'm probably smarter than you
Not really an accomplishment mate. My life is literally going nowhere.
>>66715419
what?
>>66715398
People that finish year 12 either want to go to uni or are too dumb to get a job/apprenticeship/certs to leave
>>66715419
What kid?
>>66715255
7/7 lad
>>66715412
Yeah but maybe if you finished school you might be able to correctly spell the name of your profession.
>>66715432
>>66715436
Chris Heighington's kid got ran over by a maintenance vehicle when he ran on the field after the Sharks Titans game.
who /dominantsupercoach/ here?
>>66715452
He's fine. Reel it in mate
>>66715447
was a typo. i know how to spell it
thinking of doing another tafe course in accounting or something to make even more money
>>66715452
>with the club reporting that he had a cut inside his mouth but appeared to be otherwise unharmed.
>>66715465
redditor
>>66715455
Don't know that feel mate.
>>66715336
Here's hoping. Both our teams shit the bed, such bad scores.
I think i'm going to win my first H2H lads.
TYB Rankin
>>66715482
That cut is from chris' pin dick m8.
>>66715485
4channer
>>66715481
> thinking of doing another tafe course in accounting or something to make even more money
>these freshies still replying to based joshie
>>66715455
Gonna be 0-3 lol
Accounting is at university isn't it?
>Actually going to university
For what purpose would you do such a thing?
>>66715531
>le fug le bragueets xdxd
m8, i'm guaranteed a better look in for promotions in my comfy goverment desk job because I have 2 degrees
>>66715531
So they can spend can work a job that pays enough to repay their student debt and put their wife's kids through school.
>>66715528
actual accounting like CPA yes, if you do TAFE accounting you'll end up counting receipts at a firm if you're lucky.
Then you'll end up going to uni anyway to get qualified to be an actual accountant
>>66715540
>muh promotions
Kek
Compelling argument
>not being a EDM DJ earning $12,000 a gig
Feels good lads
>>66715549
>>66715549
doggy dog world m8, got to have the right paperwork to get ahead
>>66715549
stay mediocre, slick
>>66715566
>>66715568
Kek
Get ahead of whom? And why?
What will you have to show from getting ahead of people?
That's what I thought.
>>66715566
Sorry to be the baron of bad news but people with "the right paperwork" are a diamond dozen
>>66715578
Based elite NEET philosophy.
>>66715531
So i can work with athletes instead of training middle aged women.
>Which NRL coach recently kicked his CEO out of the sheds during his halftime address? The incident clearly shows who is really in charge of the club.
>>66715599
Taylor?
>>66715594
And what is the grand appeal in working with athletes?
>>66715586
gotta get a masters lad. easier than a bachelors, better on paper and automatically puts you ahead of the 21 yr old straight out of uni types
>>66715614
Ahead of them? What are you in a race for?
Nothing. Exactly, glad I could help you out.
>>66715614
Im actually thinking of getting a masters if I cant get a job after graduation
It's only 18 months full time which is almost nothing compared to undergrad degrees
>>66715614
Lol no
My firm recently hired a chick with a masters degree as a reception/assistant
>>66715610
I just like sport and feel like it'd be something i'd enjoy doing
>>66715632
Good for you then m8.
>>66715625
they're in a race to not end up a fucking loser like you
What should I study it I want to be an NRL coach?
>>66715636
What makes him a loser though?
>>66715648
Studying anything at all makes you the most qualified person in the sport
>>66715653
being a NEET is the definition of a loser
Anyone that tries to put someone down for wanting to succeed in life is just a weak cunt trying to drag people down to feel better about their shit lives
>>66715657
Accounting at tafe?
>>66715629
half the time its just 2nd year subjects with a bonus essay or 2, super easy m8. If you get one after you get a job, look for degress with at least some focus on managment.
>>66715630
It depends m8, if her degree was some bullshit arts then yeah, thats all shes really qualified for
>>66715663
>being a NEET is the definition of a loser
How though? What if being a NEET makes a person happier than any alternative? Can you truly be a loser if you're happy?
>>66715667
Considering most people running the football clubs are former players, yes.
>>66715636
Kek. You're trapped in the philosophy that you are in a competition with your peers. That you need to worm your way up the corporate and social ladder.
You will struggle with this ideology for your entire life and never have the psychological and physical freedom that enlightened members of society [like myself] do.
Who is the real loser? (You)
>>66715676
Geoff Toovey is a chartered accountant
Which is the PHD of the accounting world
>>66715677
it has nothing to do with competition at all
It has to do with self improvement, something i wouldn't expect a NEET with social disorders to understand
>>66715675
If you want to live that lifestyle and can afford to do so without government handouts then feel free.
Most of these people are never happy though, they just say they are to save face
>>66715703
By being a NEET you literally have more time to improve yourself. You can read, work out, watch films etc and not feel any added pressure from work or other external pressures.
>>66715714
>watch films
sounds like a worthwhile endeavour m8. Why not throw video games in there if you are gonna go full meme
>>66715703
But you take it for granted that I am a NEET.
Just because I'm not employed, chained to a higher-up and forced to bootlick my way through life like you.
In fact, I have a steady income of roughly 190k a year, which fluctuates depending on my work. output and quality.
You don't know anything about me at all, but you like to pretend I am some loser so you can feel good about yourself.
But you are wrong, because I'm not actually a NEET at all.
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
>>66715677
Enlightened members of the Centrelink queue more like it.
>>66715719
>implying cinema isn't a patrician interest
>>66715714
Yes but you living a stress free life adds burden to someone else's life
Even if you live alone and rely solely on govt to survive your failure of a life leads to real mental anguish for your family and over time you will become more and more unhappy.
>>66715725
if this isn't pasta, i'm using it as pasta from now on.
expect to see this in the future
>>66715725
nice pasta m8 cheers
>>66715741
Quite sure it is a pasta
>>66715730
it's patrician but i would hardly call it self improvement. It's mostly just entertainment
>>66715747
ur a pasta
>>66715725
I don't like to use the fedora meme but you're pushing it m8
>>66715754
Improves your mind and can introduce you to concepts that you otherwise might not have thought about. Film theory is quite interesting too.
>>66715766
>tfw john is dead
>>66715768
It can do those things, but it does so at a lesser rate to other hobbies
>>66715768
also provides some dank memes like CIA and bane
My favourite film is Taxi Driver
I see a lot of myself in Travis Bickle. I just need a noble cause to carry out
>>66715782
My favourite film is The Face of Another.
>>66715741
>>66715743
>>66715759
>>66715766
I shatter your world views and all you can do is post memes and cry about noodles.
This is why you are the true losers, and no amount of employment will EVER change that.
Meanwhile I have already transcended beyond success, with my third novel (published under an alias of course) set to be released late this year.
I have been described as 'the voice of this generation' by several newspaper literary critics, and I have been shortlisted for a major Australasian book award for my works on solipsism and its presence in modern life.
Try not to get too jealous down there buddies.
>>66715801
>solipsism
read kant and then kys
>>66715801
tried a little too hard for this one m8
still pretty good pasta nonetheless
>>66715801
cool.
it was more interesting before when i thought you were an actual real person and not a meme spouter
>>66715816
>muh Italian noodle boogeyman
Stay pleb.
That goes for you too >>66715813
>>66715819
Exactly. You can't even comprehend that someone of your own age group and socioeconomic background has surpassed you by so much.
So I no longer exist. That's your coping mechanism and it is undeniably pathetic.
>watch video on youtube showing off some great tries
>realise I've wasted my life playing vidya and not being /fit/
I'm 23 turning 24 in July. Is it over for me bros?
>>66715801
didn't realise anyone read books in australia, surprised we have awards as well
the based greens want to eliminate gambling degeneracy from sports lads
why aren't YOU voting for them this year?
im off lads to dinner with gf's parents
based fedorakiwi deserves a better nickname and is a new contender for best new /nrl/ thread personality imho
>>66715845
>didn't realise anyone read books in australia
Was about to lay down a sick burn but then I remembered about 3 book stores closed down where I am recently forcing me to buy them online from now on so I'll keep quiet.
>>66715834
The only thing worse that living as a /v/irgin for twenty four of (Your) god given years is living as such for twenty five.
Start the journey now. It's never too late m8.
>>66715834
I'd say the ship has sailed as far as a sports career goes, but there is still plenty of time for you to find enlightenment and make something of yourself.
>>66715845
Australiasia. That means New Zealand too. And I stay in contact with a number of young Australian authors. Just quietly I don't rate any of them to be anything special but they are still there
>>66715833
you try too hard with this act.
If you toned it down like 20% people might actually think you were for real and your trolling would be much better
>tfw no tim tam gf
>>66715892
>not mint slice
GTFO you faggot
>>66715898
go away newcunt
>>66715873
I'm telling the truth, it might be hard for you to accept me as one of your own because you aren't familiar with people like me.
I'm dead serious though, I'm exaggerating but only a moderate amount because I'm fired up at the imbeciles who try to act above me when it's the other way around.
At first I was trying to help you all, but I recognize now that I started flinging the same shit that you are.
Still, I am very successful for a young man of my age and I am very well liked in my community. Not everyone on this website is a screwup and I guarantee that there will be many people on this site that have the same success as I do. Perhaps there is even one in this thread.
If you ever find another one like me, perhaps then you will realise I was real. I'll be back tomorrow, and I'll try not to flare up at the peons that poke the mighty lion with a stick.
>>66715850
but I am lad
>tfw watching the libfags cry when they get back balance of power in the senate
>>66715949
Read anthony greens blog about how the libs could be shooting themselves in the foot by going to a double dis election to help remove the crossbench.
The greens getting into bed with the libs over voting changes was absolutly disgusting, and I will now not be voting for them as they are now more concerned with playing politics then getting results.
>>66715911
might bump into you at centrelink m8
Night lads, got a full day of installing gyprock in the morning
>>66715993
Haha yeah good one.
I've cooled off so don't bother trying to bait me at this point. You missed the train
>>66715994
got a few more quick posts in you lad? only need 20 more to get to the 500
>>66715911
Based Reality Check
Glad to see you escaped the tax man
>>66715990
>The greens getting into bed with the libs over voting changes was absolutly disgusting, and I will now not be voting for them as they are now more concerned with playing politics then getting results.
Get the fuck out cunt its been greens policy for fucking ages. More concerned with Labor suddenly doing a 180 because they're the other main beneficiaries of the status quo.
I've read the article, agree that the obvious intention to clear the crossbench may end up gifting them votes out of spite with a halved quota.
>>66716066
>More concerned with Labor suddenly doing a 180 because they're the other main beneficiaries of the status quo.
My understanding is that the reforms will also help labour, however losing upto 25% of senate votes is a retarded system. The micro parties gaming the system is no different to the bigger parties doing preference deals.
The fact that the greens were about to vote AGAINST the marriage equality bills because they did a deal with the libs, shows how they have no principles anymore and are just another party.
Hath WalkGOD forsaken us?
Havent seen him for a couple days
>>66716311
He's a busy man, lots of super models to fuck and he's the best man for the job.
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
roosterGOD on cool guy watch
last for based bethany
walkcunt on suicide watch
last for based roosterGOD
last for based bethany
Sexy, charming and popular Bethany on FHM Sexiest Woman Alive watch
>>66718200
holy fuck this
Who does he think he's fooling?
kek, "bethany" identifies as a conservative and is supporting trump in the election
Hope you lads are /lifelong/.
>>66720678
poosterbitch
>>66720697
Close.
500 get
>>66720945
500th post, or 500th reply?
There's e "sports" on espn2 right now. wtf?
>>66721267
kek
obesitygoose on suicide watch
last for based bethany
bethcunt on suicide watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
