Kik group chat. Didn't see any decent ones. CLEAN.
Post your kik, don't be a cuntnugget and wait for the magic to happen.
LtDannyBoy
sushiandshit
skinny boys post ITT
>>23011229
inb4 they don't cuz they're insecure about their bods ;_;
Am skinny
Should I post?
Auschwitz mode reporting in
Post yours uncut dicks!
yo hmu with yo kiks
>>23011010
holy phimosis batman
>>23011010
Great pic! You got one with foreskin back?
insomnia general?
what's keeping you awake tonight?
+ chosen background noise, if applicable
>>23008953
California?
>>23008953
I'm attempting to reset my sleep cycle. Gonna stick it out until 6pm today.
Background noise, Allman bros. -u-
>>23008953
Partly horny, partly browsing /soc
Mostly Cus my eyes are bright as you can see here
/dumb/
post your face ITT if you're not smart
>tfw wear glasses to not seem dumb
...This thread reeks of self loathing.
You can tell by my eyes that I'm a complete dope.
The overweight thing isn't doing me any favors either.
UK thread
Post A/S/L
Bonus objective: post kik/snapchat
20 / M / England, Silsden (between skipton and leeds)
kik: iimadamm
snapchat: adam_leo321
Not even 100 replies on other thread and you start a new one. Seriously?
>>23005318
searched for "uk" and no uk thread, searched "england" and no england thread
>>23005318
What other thread?
24/M/London
Get those charts out and meet some people.
I'll start.
merry christmas fellow hipster dolls
NY NEW YORK THREAD
I'll give another shot, poor NY thread
25/m/212[Manhattan/UES] bi, but just looking for a pal to enjoy museums/walks with, not be alone on holiday.
burner email related
[email protected]
23/M/518/Curious
Looking to jerk/suck
Don't be fat or more than a few years older.
Kik: Tacos4evar
>>23002353
Brooklyn, NYC
Like drinking in the park and playing your PS4.
Also looking for girls who like hallucinogens.
ORAL HOOKUP THREAD
You know the drill
M/29/702 kik: reply_guy
guys or girls
M/25/ 410
Kik: Wecanmakeacake
Looking for Sexy people
18/m/253 auburn/federal way area
Looking to give or receive
Kik meltbananass
21/m/561/kik: bigbazz22
Any Michigan anons here?
Yup 586/23/m sup brah
Yo 248/21/m straight as an arrow brah
616 here family
/boob/ - Boob General
>Post, critique, rate and discuss boobs
females only!
Are you new? Timestamp please!
from:>>22979231
Velma.
>>22993625
>taking care of horses
>>22993625
Preggo
KINK FANTASY WRITING THREAD?
Ladies of /soc/, tell me your fantasy, it's anonymous, so make it your darkest, filthiest fantasy and I will write you a short 2-3 post length smut scene based on your fantasy. Anything goes, if this thread gets popular I'll try to get to as many people as possible.
I write fetish smut fantasy for commission, but the commissions have been slow lately with the holidays, and the requests have been mostly from men. I miss writing things for women. That's all there is to it.
From a thread that has some fantasies in it. To start.
>I want to confess my whorish ways to a man that is religious then have him rape and torture me in the name of God. It will be scary since he is doing it for God it will make it seem as though he will have no mercy on me.
You walk into the towering door of the catholic church, legs shaking with each step toward the confession booth. The light above the door signaled the booth was in use, and for a moment you contemplated leaving, but needing to get things off your chest you took a seat in the pew, close to the booth, and waited patiently for what felt like hours for that light to turn off.
You hurriedly make your way to the booth before the other person had even stepped out and nearly bump into her as she leaves. You take her place in the booth, taking in your surroundings for a moment. A cushion in front of the window to kneel on, a metal hand rail on the wall, perhaps to assist the elderly, and almost no light, blocked by the thin wooden door and black curtain.
"Have you come to confess your sins?" an almost gentle voice whispers through the metal mesh screen, obscuring the face of the priest on the other side. Your breath hitches in your throat, you struggle to let the first word past your lips but as soon as it does you spill everything. You tell the priest about all of the nasty, sinful things you have done, about all of the men, women, and other things you've had sex with. Your confession continues, the priest sitting quietly as the first half hour passes and you finally slow down, running out of things to confess.
The church bell rings nine times, signalling the time the church is meant to close to the public, yet the priest remains silent. You press your face against the mesh, realizing you can no longer see his silhouette on the other side. You sigh and stand to leave, but are suddenly assaulted by the bright light from the door as it opens then closes.
I have a dark horrible impossible fantasy of being eaten alive by a girl. It starts innocently enough with sex but then she ties me down and starts biting my fingers, my arms, and it goes from there.
I mean you said anything...
>>22984928
Part 2/2
You're momentarily dazed, hands still over your eyes while they try to readjust to the darkness and you feel cold metal wrap around your lifted wrist. Obviously a handcuff, it clicks into place and your arm is jerked back against the wall, this time you hear metal on metal and quickly realize the other end has been attached to that hand rail.
You try to call out, try to fight back, but with only one hand available you aren't able to force away the intruder who grabs your other arm and cuffs it as well. Your voice echoes in the booth, and through the empty church as nobody comes to your aid. Your eyes fully adjust to the darkness again and you see the same silhouette you had seen through the mesh.
Crying, you struggle against the cuffs as the priest speaks passages from the bible in his hand, his other hand tugs at your blouse, sending buttons flying and clacking against the wooden walls and floor. While trying to back away, your skirt rides up to your waist, just as the priest reads a passage about damning harlots for eternity, he grips the waist band of your panties, pulling them to your knees.
You see the glint of metal again, from the priest's pocket, as he sets the bible in your lap and continues reciting passages about whores and harlots from memory, you hear a splash, then the cold spray of water. The priest is dousing you in holy water, speaking of cleansing your body. He splashes down from your face, to your exposes breasts, to your belly, then finally you feel him press the cold, wet metal rod between your thighs as he speaks directly to you, "I will now cleanse your whorish holes as well, only then will you be forgiven for your sinful ways."
With that, the cold metal is pressed between your labia, roughly, in one motion, it's buried to the base inside your slutty pussy.
And with a rustle of fabric you feel flesh pressing against your lips, unconsciously parting them, allowing his holy cock to enter your mouth and violate you.
New Skype Thread
Tell something about you, username, orientation, interest and others. Lemme start 1st..
Kim,19m, Bi, Singapore, Skype : boomboombamsssss
Into muscular/fit guy. I'm bi but prefer more with guy. Wanna have some "fun" here and like to be controlled and sharing stuffs too ^^
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Relationship Status
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Vidya
>Interests
>What boards do you use?
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
>What are you NOT looking for?
>What are you looking for?
>Pic
>Contact Info
template for everyone
Well, I'm a guy, straight, and pretty old. I'm just here looking for some new chat friends. It's pretty early in the AM, and I'm bored.
Clean chats only please!
>A/S/L
18/guy/eastern US
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Text / Mic / Cam
yeah / sometimes / maybe
>Favorite Music
Atmospheric sludge metal/post-metal, atmos black metal, progressive rock, shoegaze, hard rock, post-rock, some neofolk
>Favorite Movies
No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Eyes Wide Shut
>Favorite TV Shows
True Detective (S1), Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny
>Favorite Books
The Alchemist, Siddhartha
>Favorite Vidya
Fallout NV and Dark Souls
>Interests
I have a huge interest in music, I also play the guitar. I'm beginning to paint, very amateurishly currently. Western esotericism, philosophy, politics (although I'd still consider myself impartial to most views), casual gaming
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Not really
>What languages do you speak?
English
>What are you NOT looking for?
Not really interested in anything sexual, romantic, or what have you
>What are you looking for?
Interesting conversation, people with similar interests
>Pic
have an album
>Contact Info
Skype: maldoror.is.dead
New discord thread!
Join us!
Maybe you'll stay for ten minutes and never return!
Maybe not!
>>23017996
maybe post your link? :^)
>>23017996
perma link
https://discord.gg/0e2SYDj0AO01PniF
>>23018046
sorry
fucked up
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
also, post beards if you got 'em.
cutty and domestic light all motherfucking night, you scumbags...get in here.
>miller fucking lite
>metrofaggy beard
>>23018008
>implying garbage
>with a garbage post
you shouldn't post your own house on the internet, friend, it's dangerous!
https://audioboom.com/boos/1057834-the-angels-share?t=0
