ITT: Tips on taking good nudes, all genders are welcome.
Natural sunlight, ice those nips up, don't drink water so your veins start sticking out n shit
i take the best nudes and here's my advice
1. have a sense of aesthetic. seriously. some people just do not know what looks good.
2. play w angles/lighting/poses until you find what looks good.
3. don't be afraid to spend a long time getting the perfect shot. don't be afraid to hurt yourself for the perfect pose.
4. keep it fresh, try new poses, do a strip sequence. etc. getting nudes should be exciting, don't make it boring by sending the same shit all the time
5. know your audience. for example, boys go ape shit over simple stuff like a video of you sucking on your own finger, whereas ladies prefer not to get straight dick right away
6. teasing is always tops
>>23001859
For Men:
>Trim your pubes
>DO NOT USE FLASH EVER
>Natural lighting only, ideally in the morning because the light will be a lot nicer
>High res but set the camera down and use a timer, don't get insanely close
>Bulge photos are better to send first, before a fully nude shot to test the waters and tease. Often, a bulge photo is more attractive than your actual dick.
>Don't put your face in the shot ever especially from downward angles your faces look derpy
>Don't send dick pics to people that haven't asked for them
>Don't put your hand on your dick if you have gross fucking finger nails and peeling skin all over your fucking hands
For Ladies:
>Take photos of yourselves naked
Hit me on kik if you want Sexy real pic tell me What you want to me --JennMandame
>>23001557
The trap is real.
>>23001557
This looks like a fake ad you'd see on craigslist.
>>23001557
Time stamp
I'm so FUCKING pissed at my mom right now. Bitch washed my fleshlight collection! I had some rare collectibles in there which you can't buy anymore. Worst day ever.
Dude. The worst
>>23001539
This one fucking sucks stop
>>23001539
david here: 4/10, poor setup to punchline.
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>>23001454
Add me I'm kauaigangshit
WOW.....
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Stop fucking posting these, you goddamn spamming dingus
>mfw I thought I could actually meet normal chicks on okcupid
>the only decent looking ones are all mentally ill
I lost all hope. Okcupid is worse than I thought.
you're posting here AND you can't find a girl outside of okcupid. you are mentally ill too.
>>23000070
Yep. OP needs to realize he's part of the crazy dating pool and just roll with it.
If you can find a metal chick or something, go for that - aggression is better than borderline/instability.
Hi, is this a pic to masturbate??
no this is
>>23000246
but it's Rihanna naked ass
>>23000246
HHHnnnggg!!!
Might as well try and see what happens.
Finland thread gais?
England here. It's a longstanding fantasy of mine to fuck a beautiful Finnish girl. One day....
>>22999823
Westcoast swedo here
Bump?
anyone wanna tap this?
>>22999374
No.
Maybe
Post more so I can decide
Add me on SNAPCHAT (for obvious reasons) @JSCHAEFERCEO
;)
>>22999097
>for obvious reasons
You're going to give us all your money via snapcash because you're too much of a faggot to know what to do with it? Okay then!
Hmmm the obvious reason is your a faggot who wants guys to add cream too your coffee! sorry I'm not into that.
What horrendous dross is /soc/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUbxEVzA-oI
>>22998754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbRCD540BiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfb79vnpcxk
all day erryday
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Im high as fuck. Send me some shit. Fellow stoners, get high with
Using my mflb but no snap
georgia hook up thread, everyone home for the holidays
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22/M/Augusta
We'll bang, Okay?
Any college aged girls into married men? 30/m that's looking.
>>22999471
stop cheating on your wife, you piece of shit.
Horny male looking for sissy, traps, crossdressers, femboys, twinks
Kik me jackdan699769
22/m kik me tarekliou, send me your dick please, I love vids as well
Hymen rate thread
10
2,5
>>22999464
That's not op
