Thin guys thread
Are some girls into this? More twigfags are gay as I know.
bumpen
tryan
yes. aren't thin guy threads enough affirmation?
what's your nationality thread
post pic of you and others try to guess where are you from.
that's not rate thread so merry christmas and let's play
>>23027950
French
Hi /soc/ britfag here. Its been five long horrible years since Ive gotten laid and I want that to change right now. Hell, its not even getting laid that I miss the most, but eating a girl out. I LOVE the taste of a girls pussy straight out of the shower and the way they move as they are approaching orgasm etc. I used to be a master of the art (could make my ex squirt within 10 minutes), and pretty sure I still know how to do it.
In case your wondering why its been so long, Its not that Im ugly or anything, Im a straight 7/10 at least. But I had a slight breakdown after my gf of 10 years left me for someone else and ended up developing agoraphobia.
Ive decided the dry spell is going to end in 2016 though, which brings us down to business: If any girl in the south east of england wants me to come to their place and eat them out for hours on end, send me an email at [email protected]. Include a photo of your face and your puss and I will get back to you.
Not posting my picture on a thread like this on a place so public, but will email to applicants. Honestly I swear im not an ugmo :)
This is a serious offer. Look forward to hearing from people.
Fuck off, seriously
>that entire post
merry christmas, holy shit
Bulgarian here. Honest rate pls. FYI not my best photo.
I'm considered one of the ugliest people(2/10 at most) among my friends due to my body(I'm skinny while almost everyone in Bulgaria is a ripped MMA or mafia type ) and my hair(In my country it's considered more attractive and hygienic to have very short hair or be completely shaven). I guess they're right because almost every girl I know has showed utter disinterest in me.
I'm curious for you guys to rate me because I'm interested in knowing if my ugliness is universal or for Bulgaria only.
Anyway if you're curious about my genetics i mainly have: Thracian, south Slavic some east Slavic(Russian and Belarussian), and a little Baltic(Latvian) and Greek blood.
You listed your genetic makeup so your problems lie not in your looks (you're 6/10) but in your obvious autism
Show cock?
>>23027261
I think he's 8/10
Do I have girlish eyelashes /soc/?
1/3
>tfw no one replies
Maybe I made this thread a bit too early, if it gets archived I'll just repost it in the evening
We should start up a thread like this.
Here's a blank one.
Crush thread.
post your /soc/ crushes this xmas!
Me
Em... sadly.
gingy forever
cute t girl looking for dommey waifu. would actuslly marry but waifu sounds cute.
im an intellectual, good sense of humour, with a massive submissive streak.
amazing at foot massages and licking ass or pussy, need breaking in and training at sucking girl cock but very willing to learn and get trained as i fantasize about it daily, i love giving full body tongue baths - especially if my lover is very sweaty and unwashed then - and sleeping with my nose in myownwrs anus, crotch or at their feet under the blankets. exceptions madefor girls whowantmy nose in their armpits or their divk in their ass as i drift off to sleep.
very much into consentual nonconsent. if i wake up withyour cum on my face or myface smelling like your ass or wjatever.... cool. keep it up if you like. i love it. golden showers are cool to, along with anything else you wish to mark me as your property, which i am or would be.
take me? take me hard?
kik and fetlife are spookygirl420 and my skype is perkygoth420 and i smoke up all mygirlfriends good if stoners and for the rest i dont pressure. my gmail is [email protected]
>>23027107
I hope this isn;t a copypasta, or you dont have an s/o
>>23027159
Because you may be my type
>>23027159
its not copypasta but imsorry tosee youre not my type. too boy. im sorry
Merry Christmas you fucking degenerates.
you too
Its cold, i hate christmas
Canada Christmas
any singles want to get together for some
Christmas fun and keep each other company?
>A / S / L
>A / S / L
32 / Male / Calgary
>>23026975
anyone?
this rarely works for me but submissive trans girl in alberta looking for dommey cis or trans girl ( translation: girl, living that way or or transsexual. both are beautiful in my eyes ) .
i have an active mind to the point of being brilliant in many ways, good sense of humour ( very snarky without being mean ) , very kind and moral, and amazing in the sack to the point where you have to ask if ive been in porn ( at which point the answer becomes complicated , but with the unspoken messagethatim yours at thatpoint regardless )
Tattoo thread. Rate, critique etc.
I'll start, my first (sorry for fresh picture, looks red, can't be bothered to take a new one since it has healed.)
>>23026801
Looks good OP. I have traditional tattoos myself.
Can anyone explain to me why I can't get a gf after 27 goddamn years?
I'm convinced that it must be my looks because women display blatant disinterest before I even open my mouth. Am I really that unattractive?
And no, I'm not fishing for compliments. I'm genuinely curious if I have some sort of reverse body dysmorphic disorder / Elliot Rodger's syndrome.
>>23026800
you look fine
you either arent trying hard enough or you're saying some ridiculously cringey shit
give me an example conversation where you hit on a girl (include the setting)
Become a gay, then I would be your bf :D
>>23026800
Fem here, you look great. Would date if you have confidence.
This is the only picture I can produce. Rate me /soc/ I've been out of the dating game so long and this is an old pic. Do I have a chance?
>>23026764
not really your expression is stupid and you need an actual style for your hair
>>23026764
you look sad, angry and bored
>>23026766
Well... you are the expert it appears to be anyway?
Lesbian thread? Les thread
post contact deets, camwhore with timestamps, whatever.
Women who love women
>>23026735
cool pic.awesome idea. last one allowed lesbian trans girls. are we in or outfor this onecuz i liked that one and it turned out well. only one guy came in and we just carried on
very passable trans girl on hormones for almost eight years now who doesnt think that should matter as much as it does
>>23026757
tgirls are still girls, anon, youre more than welcome!
Pic is "The Three Graces" by Peter Paul Rubens
>>23026786
im a hellenist and rennaissance girl. i recognize it and that is whyi gave compliments onthe choice ^_^
trap looking to cam for a group of guys. add me at mysocaltaccount. i dont have toys or outfits because its my first time doing something like this but i can improvise.
>>23026656
the username is for skype btw
>>23026656
Are you white. and how big is your penis?
>>23026656
seems fake
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