We need a Washington meetup thread.
Couldn't find one in the catalog so here we go.
>Post age, gender and area code
>What you're looking for
I'll start
>20/m/425
>Girls and casino buddies
27 moving to 253 next month. Show me around, let's get coffee, let's get a drank.
Kik: cccholera
18/m/509
Rare pepes
21/m/253
non-autistic board game group, climbing group, volelleyball, and skydiving buudy
since there are no threads up to stroke my ego, i'll make one.
here I am, the illustrious David. giant dildo collector, homo supreme and supreme homo, etc etc.
sup bro #1 fan reporting in
>>23006713
This one fucking sucks Dave threads are about originality and a good wholesome laugh, not typical shitpost like this shit
2/10
>>23006717
you fucking dipshit I'm my number one fan
kik game thread
Rules
1. Post your username
2. Send a nude to the person above you
3. Wait for the next person to send one to you
DesklampRoboto to start.
ycmford
>>22995867
Southpawhustler
>>22995967
Enjoy
DesklampRoboto
Long haired thread!
We love long hair. Post ITT!
Bumpin with my hair, you can't really tell the length in this one but it's pretty recent!
>>22994836
Gorgeous hair.
However your eyes are fucking stunning
>>22994844
Aw thanks! :3
This pic shows the length of it better, bumpin in hopes of some beautiful long haired people *_*
Boys have you even been kicked in the balls by a girl or seen another boy getting kicked in the balls by a girl?
What happened before and after the kick?
>>23024875
Nope. I've been punched to the ground by a girl in one hit though, bloodying my nose.
>>23024882
Ouch :( sorry to hear
>>23024898
Nah, it was fair. I thought so even as I was lying there I was chasing and teasing her little brother see.
Are there women who prefer medium/average sized cocks (5"-6")?
And if so why isn't there some kind of online resource for those people to connect?
Or a small cock fetish site, not humiliation.
>>23024224
u like small dicks?
>>23024239
I like mine.
>>23024267
There's a fetish for 1" -2" but not for average I don't think.
Which posters /soc/?
Post them down below.
>inb4 me
>>23023578
The chinks and Mexicans mostly
>>23023606
But...chinks are adorable!
Anyone here molested as a child? Gay or straight, hot or horrifying. All greentext is good greentext.
Real preferred: However,
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”
I have some copypasta of mine from another thread.
I’ll start
>>23023541
>be me 10 or 11
>live in apartment complex with mom and little bro
>large courtyard surrounded by buildings.
>play there all the time
>one day see girl I went to elementary and part of middle school with
>Had a crush on her, major
>curly brown hair, cool as shit, tiny bit of a tomboy
>her parents are divorced, dad lives across the courtyard now
>she's over on the weekends, we spend time together outside all the time
>my mom and her dad meet since we are over at each other's places all the time
>Mom's cool with me spending time over there. Thinks her dad will be a good influence on me since my dad bailed (white, not a nigger)
>Her dad invites me over one day when the girl is not there
>asks me all kinds of strange questions about if I like her and liking girls and shit
>think I am in trouble
>he’s giving me the sex talk, I realize
>my mom asked him to, I find out
>embarrassed but he seems nice and cool
>talks about porn and then shows me some. long time ago, so VHS, no internet yet
>talks about masturbation
>long story short, he tells me I can watch porn when I want and he'll leave the room so I can spank it.
>go over occasionally and ask to watch porn. He’s always cool about it.
>Sometimes, after a while he walks into the room, passing through, or to get something. Sometimes he just sits over on the other side of the couch and watches porn too but not looking at me.
>sort of embarrassed but after a while not.
>Soon he’s jerking his cock at the same time. First in his boxers and then soon out in the open
>amazed at the size of his cock. Never seen an adult one IRL. Watching him cum blows my mind the first time. I still can’t jizz.
this shit be gay yo. Should I continue?
Go ahead
>>23023545
cool
time. I still can’t jizz.
>There is a video camera, which I know now, was on every time but didn't realize at first. I am a dumb kid
>this goes on for a while. Jerking to porn in the same room, but a lot of the time I am just watching him and how he does it, using lube sometimes etc. I’m just playing with my cock and watching him cum all over himself.
>occasionally we’d shower together, but he wouldn’t really touch me.
>Eventually he comes over while I am playing with mine and starts to suck me. Horrified and embarrassed and scared but oh god yes, that feels amazing, first real orgasm comes very soon after. Maybe like a few weeks.
> I think my first real jizz was in his mouth
>we do this for a while, we’d start jerking separately then he kneels in front of the couch and sucks me while jerking his cock.
>at first he just shot his cum on the carpet but after a while he stands up and shoots it on my body but he always waits until after I have cum
>showering together more now because I’m frequently covered in jizz,
>asks me if I want to touch his cock in the shower one day
>goaheadtasteit.png
> Soon, I'm sucking him at request
>for a while at first he always pulls away and cums into a towel but then one day “forgets” and I get it my mouth.
>Swallow some instinctively. Not a fan but it’s ok. Next time he asks me to swallow.
>surewhynot.avi
>hate to say this but I loved it. Didn't understand gay vs. straight, still knew I liked girls but it felt great
>Get to go over after school, get my dick sucked to completion and then suck him for a while. Not so bad. Start to really like the positive attention.
>He essentially coaches me on how to suck him off, learn how to get him off quickly and how to make noise and show enthusiasm. He’s always showering me with praise.
>this goes on for a LONG time. Maybe over a year. Then he shows me gay porn.
>maleonmalepenetration.exe
/SMA/
Skinny, medium and average men get in here!
Reporting for duty
>>23023468
d'aww you are a cutie :)
also nice background
any social day drinkers around
>>23023443
>aka alcoholics
yeah so what
>>23023443
Sup brother
So how much did christmas cost you /soc/
My total racked up to a nice £120
I love having a small and reasonable family. Someone better get me some fucking socks though, 2 years dry and I've had to go buy them myself. The struggle is real.
How the fuck does it feel like Christmas without socks. I remember when I hated getting socks as a greedy fucking kid.
>>23023314
Yep, clothes are the presents I look forward to nowadays. People just seem to pick nice comfy shit for me.
>>23023259
£20, It may not seem like much but it's a big part of the money I was saving up.
...Hopefully they like the gifts. :D
Words only
>>23022973
I like manbuns that don't have the faggot shave on the side so I like you / TEN
Crush thread.
Post your /soc/ crush.
I'm a girl btw
This guy
this
And she has a cat, so it's good
Old one died...
Here are a few links :
titillating : http://onesubmissiveact.com/doms/ae4d792274ede43712ea
explicit :
http://onesubmissiveact.com/doms/9efb512c41ab4190c424
explicit :
http://onesubmissiveact.com/doms/d38d91cf500a8082645d
explicit switch battle :
http://onesubmissiveact.com/switches/4968996b72961a2f948d
All for F ;)
>>23022865
What's that anon ? Didn't know about this website
>>23022885
That's a website where you ask people to take pics of theirselves, following your desires (a dom...)
http://onesubmissiveact.com/switches/3ce781da58856102c3d6
So what're you gayloard doing for christmas?
sad and shameless self bump
>>23022218
Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivP1qYG_tLw to drown out the sound of Donald Duck on Swedish television.
Goddamn weird cringey tradition.
>>23022363
the end of that sentence has piqued my curiosity, wtf is going on in sweden?
