Interpals Thread
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, and become happy normies.
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter
alternative python view script for testing
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
Old threads
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>>28705782
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>>28740391
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>>28751094
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>>28774236
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>>28786945
i haven't talked to a girl in about 5 years.
should i try this ?
>>28815174
It's good social practice regardless of motives ulterior or otherwise senpai
>People who post on your wall "Thanks for visiting"
What the fuck do you do with this?
>>28815174
I've heard many people in these threads say they start out with omegle text conversations to practice.
>>28815186
i dont know man.
IRC and its derivatives feel too awkward for me.
guess ill go back to lurking then.
>>28815156
what should i write in my profile anons?
>>28815260
this has nothing to do with IRC
>>28815261
your interests
>>28815287
what did you put on the introductions?
>>28815305
"I work at a bookstore and I really like to read and write. Going to be a teacher soon"
Very bare bones senpai. Out of the 14 or so hours I've had my profile, about 8 of the 12 QT's that have messaged me first commented on my profession.
I have 5 titles in each of the favorite books/movies/shows and that's about it on my profile
In the heyday of these threads on /int/ general consensus was to be minimalist
INFO FOR NEWFAGS
HOW TO USE SCRIPTS
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bloxarina
>>28815156
Which country has chicks that are most willing to casually get naked on skype?
>>28815445
I'd assume thailand
>girl from taipei views my profile
>messages me "You seem like a pretty decent guy."
>>28815156
Is this site worth using even if I just want to talk to random people all over the world and not stalk qts?
>>28815515
I'd assume so considering the fact that it was the original purpose for the website.
I said "sweet dreams" to end my last conversation. How do I restart.
>>28815673
Sweet awakenings
>>28815685
I said "Good morning ruskie the dolphin." since she wants to swim with dolphins
>>28815775
Thats more autistic than what i said you fucking sperg
It's been a few weeks, since i was in these threads, also should i lie about being neet or just post what's really going on and see what i get
>>28815798
>also should i lie about being neet
Yes. Make shit up that makes you sound interesting and make them want to message you
>>28815840
>makes you sound interesting and make them want to message you
But what if i want to continue it off site, they will just figure out i'm lying
>>28815860
>But what if i want to continue it off site, they will just figure out i'm lying
>giving your personal information away
>>28815881
But what's the point if i can't get a gf from the site, that's all i want senpai, and i'm not even that picky just not be a whore and be attractive enough that i want to fuck you ever now and again
Obviously i expect them to have the same demands and i'm not that unattractive
>>28815775
>>28815790
oh my god "ruskie the dolphin"
wew lad how autistic can someone be
How often do people in here end up talking to the same bitch?
>>28815912
*teleports behind you*
Wake up nee-san
How attractive do you have to be to make an account? All the guys i see are not too bad.
>exhausted qtcrawler
>messages drying up
>views dwindling
>Ukrainian harem of pale dolls likely annexed by Chadlosovich
>two flattering wall comments removed.
>considering unblocking SEA nations just for any human contact and quick ego boost.
Think I'm finally done lads.
>>28815515
Yes. Way too many non-qts are messaging me - it's easily solved by going full autist with them tho.
Fuck you, OP. Now I'm sitting here with a ton of qts messaging me. This shit is giving me anxiety.
>>28816064
It's all about presentation mate, /r/inging that profile pic tutorial image.
>>28816064
I am not very attractive and Russian girls want to be flirty. You should at least be interesting and not nag them for nudes and shit.
>>28815790
>>28815912
Fuck ok I followed it up by apologizing before she read it by saying I have tourettes
>>28816158
>>28816159
im a stereotypical robot though. Maybe i should post a pic here and have you guys judge.
>>28816206
>will let 4chain look at him
>won't let roasties on shit penpal site look at him.
bruh
>>28816261
You smelled me out. i was going to post the sad monkey man of r9k not an actual pic
>>28816158
Anyone have that image
>>28815156
I found a cute Japanese girl on intervals. Were into the same Japanese bands. Should I approach her on interpals?
>start getting really close to a 17 year old qt
>parents cut off her internet
>has to use her phone data which she pays for to talk to me every night on skype
WHY MUST THEY GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE
>>28816382
>which she pays for to talk to me every night on skype
She wants money from you dickhead
>>28816329
>>28816206
>>28815156
OP, please link these images next thread:
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1464043066191.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1464128615733.png
>>28816382
>not paying for your 3rd world QTs data.
Mine was like 3 bux a week.
what does the red box around messages mean?
>>28816810
means message is unread.
Post profiles
being an attention whore ill start/josh05
uh pretty sure im retarded but installed tampermonkey, copied the script and qtcrawler just shows this box + isnt doing what its supposed 2 be doing according to >>28815381
this... just has this box forever and isnt visiting profiles help
>>28816886
just werks with seamonkey and a ported greasemonkey here, step ur game up
>>28816406
>>28816461
She's a qt blonde German who lives in the suburbs. There's no money in this you fucks.
>>28816915
why did you delete the garden bit you huge faggot?
>>28816090
>Chadslovich
made me lel
How is this for profile pic. Should i just give up?
>>28817021
You look like a manlet, are you a manlet? make the angle lower and lower the phone dummy
>>28817047
Sitting in a chair. 5'10 is a manlet right? if so then yeah.
>>28817021
>that haircutt
>>28817081
5'10 is not too bad tb.h, maybe don't sit down and also run your fingers through your hair wildly and show us how that looks
>>28817097
Havent had a haircut in 8 months. Thats how it grows m8
being anything but white will not get you shit
>tfw 5 views...a week
>tfw they never message even if you do it first
at this point I'm just "teaching" this guy who I think is homosexual because he keeps asking for a skype even though he can't speak spanish yet
>>28817097
I thought it was one of those Russian winter hats.
>>28809694
You must have been using qtcrawler for a while and not opened many messages.
>>28810186
>he takes time and effort to make a script easier than the one you currently use, with better features
>you make a shit post like that
kys
>>28810457
>>28810553
>tfw we form a group of "trusted members" and pool our qts to ensure that none of us trespass on each other's turf
>>28811520
They ignore most of them, and only message up to 20 people themselves. And only then there's probably only about 5-6 that they put any effort in to. It's purely speculation on my part, but probably true.
>>28811896
>>28811914
I'm honest, and just say that I don't give it out to people that I haven't met. If they can't deal with that, then fuck 'em.
>>28812114
worry.png
>>28812393
Block the biggest-offending countries.
>>28814937
Surprised it took the Thai girl 2 views to respond.
>>28815257
It means that they want you to start a conversation with them. Girls get loads of views, they probably view back the ones that are potentially good looking with that sorta shit to open the door for a convo.
>>28815860
I find it's worth being honest for this reason. Even if you're not planning to take it off-site at the start, you never know what's gonna happen so you don't want to back yourself in a corner.
>>28816428
>not using hand-picked candid photos only
>>28816849
no Guenter
>>28816886
Hmmm, I dunno. Are you sure you pasted the entirety of the code, into a completely blank Tampermonkey?
>>28816936
This. Explain yo'self faggot
Gonna make an account for the first time to night, anything special I should know about going in anons?
>>28817021
eggman-tier. you might appeal to a certain niche of girl though
>>28817162
Thai girls are thirsty
>>28817191
What niche is that? Been compared to eggman before so no suprise.
>>28817225
Girls who are into the "emo" look maybe? You're not bad looking, the hair is just not my kind of style
>>28817225
Younger weeaboo girls. American girls. There's always exceptions though.
>>28817253
Can't do anything with my hair. its really thick and nice, but due to the shape of my head and my forehead short hair looks terrible
>>28817021
>chinese/japanese tshirt
>under a hoodie
>under a leather jacket
any self respecting asian girl will avoid you for that clothing choice and for better or worse they make up the majority of the population
also you need to make sure the photo looks good when small because that's what they're gonna see first. so even though your face looks ok in the fullsize photo, you look like a 13 year old who is into 'real music' in the thumbnail size which will be their first impression
>>28817337
>tfw you see yourself in the who's online
Taking photos is hard. This is a once a year thing for me. How do i fix these things. First step is changing the shirt right? Also i like the jacket. Whats wrong with it?
>>28817414
>>28817337
Forgot the (you) my friend.
>>28817021
you arent ugly but that hairstyle is terrible
>>28817439
Not a style. Thats how it naturally sits.
>>28817436
the jacket is fine it's just too much with the hoodie, but that's not a big problem, just wear a different tshirt because even if you're not a weeb, japanese/korean/chinese will be scared off by it in the same way i'm scared off when i see an asian girl has a photo with a white guy.
if you just smiled a bit and had different lighting that made you look less pale then i think you'd look pretty good
also if possible take a photo wearing headphones which cover your side hair because they're the main thing letting you down
>>28817216
Please water Thai girl she will wilt.
>>28817115
That's utterly amazing if true. You are unique and special person.
>>28817598
Thanks for the tips. Problem is i am that pale and the only "headphones" i have is a gaming headset. Also i just shaved the bit of neckbeard i had going.
>>28817654
Whats so amazing about it?
How does everyone feel about girls who are brand new to IP? Are you more keen or less keen to talk to them? Why?
For me, it puts me off that she is still naive, and hasn't yet had the onslaught or Turks and other thirsty fucks asking her for sex right off the bat, so she doesn't appreciate how good it is when talking to someone like us.
>>28817908
Yeah i wait or blatant ignore roastie looking americans/russians/europes
>make profile
>view a bunch of girls pages
>leave because bored and nothings happening
>come back an hour later
>all the girls I viewed, viewed me back
Seriously!? I thought you guys were joking about the girls actually paying attention to you. Guess it's time to start messaging some of them.
>tfw may finally experience having a conversation with a women for the first time
I guess my problem all this time was that American girls were just shit.
>>28817021
your head is so perfectly round holy shit
>get a message from an American
>it's more confusing and annoying than even the most thai of south east asians
>>28818064
Yeah, seriously. I think American women are garbage. Or perhaps the site attracts intelligent women to begin with because of the "language learning" aspect
>>28818470
nigger/10
bloxx
>>28818235
is that a bad thing? probably is
Tried and failed. Lowered the angle and changed shirts. Shaved the neck beard too. My only hope is that someone on there likes the shitty emo look. Fuck taking photos.
>>28818613
Much better clothes this time around, try moving the angle a bit down, getting the effect that the viewer looks up
>>28818613
Seriously get a fucking haircut and you could possibly look like a chad
>>28818470
She sounds hella black
Also, there's a lot of black girls on here that look for white guys. Fucking concerning desu
>>28818613
I remember the good old days when nobody posted their photos and 4chan was anonymous. I understand that those days are long gone, but seeing all these 20 year old faggots posting their stupid faces still leaves a sour taste
>>28818495
>tfw you can't filter out certain ethnicities or those girls who have Big Bang Theory or Sherlock as their favourite shows
>>28818613
you look more approachable here, maybe after you upload it and realise that it's really not that bad you'll be more confident and take better photos next time
>>28818613
what color eyes are those?
>>28818613
>>28817021
Get a haircut, man. You'd look 10 times better without that shit, my brother has pretty much that exact cut.
>>28818740
An emerald green i believe
>>28818730
Atleast im not a tripfag.
What should one reply if he is asked if he has a job? But this person does not have a job and is a neet?
>Russian qt wants to skype with me
Which way can this end
>>28818730
There is no fear for the internet hate machine. Hold me we are washed up.
>>28818760
I have the same eyes and I didn't know what color they were.
>>28818737
iktfb
>scripted south africa once before
>not a single qt white south african messaged me
>loads of niggers asking if i want to know about SA
>>28818758
>>28818652
What would you recommend. As a wee lad i had short hair and hated it.
>>28818813
Short back and sides. Keep the top longish and push it back
>>28818847
dude no that is gay he will look retarded
>>28818847
why would you recommend him the tryhard haircut
>>28818906
How are you supposed to be chad without looking like him ?
is there a way to see all women/men from each country that are registerd on the site?
>>28818884
He has a pretty round head shape, I think shaved off sides witll definitely help with that.
>>28818847
Actually a great haircut for guys with round faces if you do it right and you've got a good hairline
>>28818906
Nah m8, this isn't a bad haircut. I've preferred keeping it a bit longer than that though
>>28818813
>>28818847
>>28818884
>>28818906
>it's a hair inspo thread
he just needs to cut off the earmuffs and he'll be fine.
I think we need some sort of sign to show if you're from /r9k/. A suspicious number of guys are messaging me recently and if i knew who you are i'd be more likely to chat
>>28818963
what about "the narwhal bacons at midnight"?
>>28817785
>Whats so amazing about it?
it's just got crazy volume my man.
it's pretty unique
>>28818963
I just kept my favorite quote as
"Just do it"
>>28818777
You just gotta find out man. Do it
>>28818972
Great we can pull the reddit pussy.
>>28819067
If i get any pu-c i will record and share
GONNA CHECK MY MESSAGES LADS
wish me luck, I'm legit terrified.
>12 messages and a wall comment
>6 of those messages are from one qt according to email notifications
fugg
also the script seems to have a long tail effect, still have increased views today since running it over 24 hours ago
![229b3695e8b92240abd7fc22b7cee589[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p33YVts.jpg "229b3695e8b92240abd7fc22b7cee589[1]")
>>28818813
i think with your current hair length you could achieve something like this
People don't see that I've viewed their page multiple times right? I'm talking to a qt, and need to go to her profile multiple times to bring up topics.
Wouldn't want to seem creepy.
>>28819262
Yes you go to the most recent view instead of 2nd or 3rd
>>28819262
>People don't see that I've viewed their page multiple times right?
Yeah they do. Every time you view it
>>28819123
i'll save you the time
>hi im apple, i'm a sweet girl from thailand, nice to meet you, i hope to practise speaking english with you :)
>how are you?
>can you reply me please?
>hey
> if you don't want talk just tell me
>i hate u
Take so much time trying to take a nice photo. Update profile start attracting multiple men. Get scared and delete profile. This wasn't what i wanted.
>>28819262
That's why I have a second fake Indian account I open in another web browser
I shouldn't worry though if you actually are talking to them, it shows interest
>>28819277
>>28819285
Uh oh. Time to keep their page tabbed, or try to remember their interests.
>>28819361
Also a good idea
>>28819361
>tfw when your indian alt gets more messages than your real profile.
>>28819312
I get pretty much no thais. Maybe it's a timezone thing? I feel I'm missing out
it was mostly some american girl talking in multiple lines.
>le quirky XD hahahah
how the fuck do I respond, my sense of humour and fun is currently not working
>>28819285
How, I wanna know which qts (if any) stalks me
>>28816936
>>28817154
I fucked up the references like an idiot and had to delete the post to do them again, but I couldn't post the same thing because it wasn't original anymore, so I just rewrote it differently, you utter fucking mongoloids.
>>28819428
I am aware of these no Thai feels.
>>28819440
*put tinfoil fedora way*
>>28819428
>I get pretty much no thais
I have at least 10 thais right now
>>28819474
I only get fucking thais, like wtf, I swear 90% of the girls who contact me are thai
>>28819504
>>28819505
May I have one? I'll trade you a Russian or two Chileans.
As a non white, can I expect any thais at all?
>>28817458
>Not a style. Thats how it naturally sits.
We can tell.Now do something with it.
>>28819530
Set your qt crawler to asia and then view all
You'll get them all messaging you after that
What is the end game for these Thai-bots?
As an experiment, I've proposed marriage and committed to letting a few of them stay at my place, all expenses paid for as long as their travel visas allow, like seriously lay it out all for them and pitch them a real softball.
Yet, they always seem reluctant and back off and stop messaging when shit gets too serious. People are always saying they just want green cards or easy access to a country's citizenship and here I am giving them what they supposedly want or at least a good opportunity to get it.
WHAT THE HELL DO THEY WANT?
>>28819505
>>28819504
Maybe we have some gene the thai grill like?
>>28819530
Yes please, I want one russian, if she's qt I'll even give you 3 thais.
how to get feet pics from asian girls if you're not chad?
>>28819546
if you're a 9/10 korean you'll get a handful of russians
Why do these qt russians keep screenshotting my snapchat messages
>>28819602
so they can laugh at it with their friends later
>>28819553
I have done this with a few filipinas. Everybody wants to go to America til its time to start getting visas.
>>28819625
But the send "wow" and then the fire emoji after it as well
>>28819553
going to your country is effort, much easier for you to come to thailand for two weeks which is plenty of time for her to milk you dry
>my mother is very sick
>i'm pregnant
>we need help for our son
>please pay so i can visit you next time
>love you so much but i need money otherwise i got to find a guy who can look after me
then you go home and she rinses and repeats
>>28819662
All of these things are on you if you submit. Don't let a Thai gril disrespect you with that shit.
everytime i see a god girl they are from ukraine or poland sometimes a little russia
i should go to ukraine or poland.
>>28819546
Yes. Actually, you can expect all kinds of girls. I'm non-white as well, and this is the most attention I've gotten on a friend making/dating site ever.
Took me a week on a friend making site to finally get someone to have a conversation with. Here I've only been signed up for a few hours and am in conversations with 3 people.
I'm this anon >>28818064 btw
>>28819560
QT stock exchange when?
I have a huge backlog of Koreans I'll never be able to work through
FINALLY GOT A THAI
Hello!
How do you do?
May I introduce myself
My name is ****
I from Thailand.
I think we can be friends
A bit old and not really a qt though
>>28819709
What ethnicity are you? There is varying degrees of nonwhite
What's the secret to getting a non fat russian or ukrainian qt?
be a rich looking chad or something?
>now resorting to "thank you for visiting my profile" as an icebreaker.
bottom of the barrel, lads. I got nothing.
>>28819762
Official non white power tiers
Russians(and other slavs)
Japanese
Koreans
Various Chinamen
South East Asians
Indians
Brazilians
Arabs
Blacker than night Africans
>>28819762
Black. Not sure on their popularity on this site though?
Do you check the bottom two? Or does it make you look desperate?
>>28819889
How black are you senpai?
>>28819893
I don't because I'm scared people ikr will find my profile, without it I can use the "it's for language exchange" excuse (yes I know 'm autistic).
Though i do want to know if it improves qt results....
>>28819864
>slavs are not white
nice meme you got there
>>28819893
Its probably safer not to check but at the end of the day it doesn't matter.
>>28819440
I j-just wanted to know, m-m8
>>28819572
post replies to feet pic requests
>>28819893
>tfw i checked it off
>tfw i obtained a gf 4 days into the website
dont hold back from what you want son
>>28819983
>>tfw i checked it off
i don't undestand that phrasing, you mean you did check that box ?? for both relationship and flirting?
congrats man
>what do you do?
she asks
I'm not even a NEET but I feel annoyed on the behalf of neets.
>>28820005
ya i have both of them selected. now i have a loving gf that calls me babe
feels good man
Goddammit I hate making serious conversation with these normies. I just want a nutter to talk nonsense with.
>>28820066
NOICE, maybe I better select it
>>28819983
Good job, man
Is the whole long distance thing that bad? I'm desperate for anything at this point but I'm curious
>>28820139
At worst you get someone to masturbate with on skype... In my experience
First message
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>28820182
spam, I got it yestarday as well.
>ay, new message
>oh fucking spam
>>28819864
best flags represent.
>Hello!
>Can you help me with English? :)
is this even worth replying too?
>>28819759
>yfw her name is a random english noun
>>28815156
What country has the movies clingy possesive qts?
>>28820250
>movies
Fuck i meant most
>>28820234
You got the time? See if she is capable of learning.
>>28819709
Curious, are you black? Cause if you are, I'm not sure how well they do on this site. But so far, i got a message from one Viet and one Thai. Both are decent looking
>>28820250
thailand by a long shot, fat bitch i was ego boosting found my facebook so now i have to play it cool and scale it back
>>28815381
Updated for use in next OP
http://pastebin.com/AGZEMxFs
>>28820414
Add some guides section: >>28816428
>>28820414
I never get what the message pastas are for in that. Are they just for trolling foreigners?
I thought you guys were just being autistic but QTcrawler really turns things up a notch. I have to keep deleting wall comments so they don't work out my dark scripting secret.
>>28820562
Pretty much the American come to Europe one is the best.
>>28820585
She is french isn't she?
>>28820585
did she say that just ins response to viewing her?
>>28816428
Done. New link http://pastebin.com/EAMEYfQS
If I'm not the next OP, someone else put this in.
>>28820562
Me neither. I've just copied it over from /int/ and we can gradually evolve it to keep it relevant and cut out the shit. Have you seen the last section? Pretty weird.
>qt wants a skype call and cam
>>28820640
Ukrainian
>>28820654
yeah, and i'm older than her, but she's trying at least
>>28820733
how long have you been on the site before you get qts like that?
how long did you talk to that qt?
>>28820733
What country?
Origami
qt thai is going for the kill, how do I repsond to this
>>28820849
I may look gentle but my dick is rough and rock hard
>>28820849
Are you a gril? Pls be in london
>>28820849
she just thinks you're not a creep so wants to talk to you but joke's on her because you're posting your conversation on 4chan
>>28820909
yeah I am
blaxx
>People who endlessly visit my profile will be sent to the black list!
they're catching on guys
>>28815156
Did you get banned from /int/ or something?
Fuck off back to your containment board
fuck you autistic pieces of shit
https://www.interpals.net/gongorist
>>28820762
I've been on the site for nearly 2 weeks. Talked to qt 2-3 evenings on IP, and this is the second day on skype.
>>28820789
Me: UK
Her: Germany
>>28821025
>people spend time creating gradient text
at least I'm not this autistic
Why is it always thai girls that are the only ones who send me a message first
>>28821090
hey, she messaged me as well
>>28821114
Shiiite, did she get your kikebook too?
late 20s here, what's the youngest age it's worth viewing with the script?
>qtamericanmessages me this
>must have viewed her more than once using qtcrawler
Damn if i wasn't so defensive all the time
okay, which one of you guys is this: https://www.interpals.net/ItsMunnooHere
>>28821160
nah, I didn't even respond lol
>>28821186
well she's a passive aggressive cunt m8
>>2882118513goddangolebloxman
>>28821229
Lemme see how badly i can take this
>>28821236
I would go as low as 16 if I thought it wasn't wasted views :^)
>>28821250
Are you European, if so please post the European paste and post results, she's a bitch not worth conversing with anyways.
>>28821186
what did you honestly expect from an American girl?
>>28821267
I've had a couple of messages from 16s. They've got nothing to say for themselves.
>>28821186
What exactly is qtcrawler?
>>28821354
It view profiles in a parameter. Usually people view back. So you get more attention than regular browse and click.
>>28821279
>>28821289
HahahahahahaI almost didn't black out her snapchat name
>>28821339
meh, I may as well try it, it's not like I'm having great conversations with anyone older
Anyone else getting a lot of Indonesians?
>>28821532
Most common Asian for me since blocking Thais,
i wish i could see the statistics on which countries visit which type of people so I can tailor my profile to attract my preferred QT style
>>28821633
Same, i set my preferences to only Asia and so far the messages I got aren't from the good Asians except a "decent" looking Thai. Maybe its my color.
Reminder to change your message to something along the lines of "You should message first" to use minimum effort
Guys, how do I stop the onslaught of gay men. This is a concerning trend.
>>28821836
>Guys, how do I stop the onslaught of gay men
Stop visiting male profiles? I've not had any guys message me
>>28821836
Brazilians are the worst for it. They also like friend requesting more than anyone else.
So I made an account last night and went to bed and have 30ish views and like 10 messages. Is this what it feels like to be a Chad?
Step it up brad
>>28822116
fucking how?
DId you put a fucking Brad Pitt there or something?
>>28822145
Just a regular picture of me
>>28821836
>>28821872
>>28821993
Why...noblox1
If I'm 22 how high and low in age should I go? What ages has the most QTs? I'm more into Asians more than anything so should I just set my preference to nippon and asia?
>tfw a Ukrainian qt is now teaching me Russian
I've never felt so slavic
>>28822253
>well, bi then!
>>28822338
Oh shit thank you.
>>28822253
that rascal messaged me too, let me know what you say so i can copy
>>28818470
I bet 50 bucks that she's fat, black, has dyed hair or a combination of those.
>>28822539
Robot hunter or are we QT?
I found this qt ecuadorian girl, we've been debating catholicism vs protestantism and i'm pretty sure she's trolling as hard as I am
>tfw no qt ecuadorian gf
How the fuck do I insta qtcrawer w/ tampermonkey on firefox
>>28822665
Congratulations, claim your prize
>>28822891
The most disgusting thing is the LG phone
>>28822891
goddammit man even your black girls are more attractive than mine
>>28822891
actually kinda cute desu
So what did you guys do about your bio
I don't wanna just put that I'm an autistic weaboo fuck looking for qt girls but I don't wanna lie either
What do
Should I put up my real picture?
>>28822979
Looks half white imo.
>>28823031
>I don't wanna just put that I'm an autistic weaboo fuck looking for qt girls but I don't wanna lie either
Do it for an experiment, see if it works. take one for the /r9k/ team
>>28823037
I think the vast majority of the thread does, once you get over the initial insecurity it's okay.
>>28823037
yeah, whats to lose?
>>28822891
I usually don't think black girls are qt but she's a solid 8/10
>28823054
I may actually do this, maybe someone will feel sorry for me. Will post results later
>>28823159
I WAS REPLYING TO >>28823054 GOD DAMN IT
>tfw already got a message from a girl from Indonesia
holy shit interpals is on /r9k/ now and not /int/ where have i been the last year and a half
>>28823206
normies are not welcome however unless you have some top tier advice to offer :^)
>>28823241
i know how to catfish real good with fake profiles
qt just called me a unicorn
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
What is this whatsapp bullshit people seem to be keen about?
So what is the deal with qtcrawler? I installed it on tampermonkey, enabled it, set filters, buth when I click "View all on one page" it isn't letting me, it just loads and keeps it at 1 out of 4 pages
>>28823262
Ask her if she wants a ride.Don't do this
>>28823263
Its a cellphone app that uses your number as an id I think.
>>28823263
texting but you don't have to pay international rates. More anonymous than Facebook messenger.
>>28823334
Should I make an account if a QT gave me her # for it or is it a spam bot?
>>28823283
you have to view all on one page then view all in the right upper corner, one is to load them the other is to actually execute the script
it's not rocket science man
>>28823334
>Ask her if she wants a ride.
I kind of want to tell her she looks like Jessica Rabbit.
Damn, her face is qt, but I can't tell if she's fat or not. Just a shoulder photo.
How do I tell how fat somebody is from their shoulders?
>>28823263
I export all my asians to Line messenger, you can video call and there's better stickers which are actually fun to use and it doesn't show when you were last online
>>28823417
it's not exactly an 'account' if you have the app then people in your contact list show up there, so you can probably see her profile and work out if she's real before messaging her
only hispanic girls message me... I mean everyone is nice but literally only hispanic girls.
Why don't I get messages from other asians or white girls
How do I change my profile picture help I am retarded
>>28823588
this is so weird, I only get thai girls, I know other people who only get thai girls, or russian girls.
>>28823698
been running the script and another hispanic girl just msg : (
So will they know if I bookmark them?
All I want is some qt russians. I've even tried crawling just russians. No luck. Maybe i'm just ugly to them.
>>28823796
>>28823752
>>28823698
I swear, there must be something about profile pics or flags that only attracts a single country
>>28823820
to be fair it is prime Latina time right about now
>use qtcrawler
>34 views
>23 messages mostly from asian and american girls
>tfw im a blackbot
contorting my countenance in confusion here, maybe the autism/anxiety was all in my head after all
how the fuck do I respond to this
sadkashkda
>>28824006
Flirt with her. Ask her what she thinks.
>>28824006
ask if you look like you would be
>>28824006
'idk, there's just one girl i want to be popular with ;)'
Small update, doing okay(?) so far.
>>28824089
Hmm that would've been a better anwers probablyt
>tfw random BR milf hitting on me
guys i cant might be retarded but i cant get to the "view all profiles" button. i copied the script into tampermonkey and it says it is running. pls help?
>>28824210
its at the bottom left of the picture icons.
60 views after viewing 2000+ people and not a single fucking message. What's up with these vapid whores? They have the audacity to visit my profile but not drop a simple hello or other cordial response? Fucking women, dude.
>>28824144
>Telling girls you're average and shy
This is your problem
>>28824321
Just have to wait... Or you could message them
>>28824299
nothing there. is it correct i just copy the script in and save it as a new script?
Who else getting annoyed with the amount of annoying roasties that message them ?
>>28824399
tfw non-white
can't even get a single roastie or thai whore. just fuck my shit up family
Decided to be take one for the team and be open about being a weeaboo robot and see what happens. Just ran qtcrawler, will update later.
>>28824470
>A clockwork orange
>Reee
Take that out famalam
>>28824470
Don't out me you fuck.
>>28824470
ive been pretty open about myself in a self deprecating way and it's actually working with qts
but you have to play ittoo much and you slip away
>tfw your interpal gf sends you feet pics while studying for her finals
ive made it
>>28824470
>favourite quotes
>reeeeeeee
good stuff dude, keep us updated
>>28824701
hahahaha donut doggos
Further proof that /r9k/ is shit. /int/ abandoned the eternal thread because IP became such a piece of shit. Now /r9k/ uses it.
I have awakened the fujoshi, send help.
I'm removing anime from my interests because of this.
>>28824782
this guy was actually kicked off because his script is malware but who cares about that xD
>>28824791
Is she hot?
Original comment
>>28824830
I rate her a 2/10
>>28824815
really? What does it do?
>>28824815
>malware
u wot m8
How do I actually install qtcrawler? When I click add script on tampermonkey it just brings up a window to code a script. I tried copying the stuff into that and saving it but it doesn't work
I got +122 messages which is pretty low but holy fuck this is way too time consuming and hard to manage after a while. I can't message all these girls without getting burnt out. How does Chad do it?
I pretty much just gave up on this site, half the girls don't even speak English and it's impossible to have an engaging conversation.
>>28824791
>Not wanting 2/10 qt rotten-girl
N O R M I E
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>>28825033
Chad has a select circle to manage so it's much easier and when he sees girls falling out he can easily replace them
>>28824470
Okay, I'm quoted guy help me out robots
>Looking through people who viewed me
>Mostly normies and Muslims
>One girl messages me so far
>qt weeb girl, pic related
>Chat back and forth a few times
>Convo at a standstill
>Talking about qt My Hero Acedemia girls
Where do I go from here
>>28825074
post her username so i can cuck you
I've had my account here for 24 hours and have received a grand total of two (2) messages, only one from a qt. My profile has a 'quirky' picture of myself and the interests section is filled with normie shit. What have I done wrong?
>>28825143
I fucking hate you mate.
>>28825143
Get rid of the photo and put one with you looking into the distance with the camera at a perpendicular angle in grayscale
>>28825143
you haven't been yourself. It's a common mistake. Just message people with normie-sounding shit until you get positive responses.
>>28825074
holy shit i've been talking with her too
she's cool man
goodluck
>>28825221
ay dawg whats her username. im finna cuckold a nigga
>tfw want to sign up to see what happens but too anxious to do so
help
>>28825192
I have been myself. I shared all my normie hobbies and left out the robot ones. I did talk in (not autistic levels of) detail about the books I like. Could it be that?
>>28825304
>>28825221
god_jpg is her name
go for it senpais
>>28825313
Nothing to worry about. They're all foreigners and other people like you. What are you anxious about in particular?
>>28825313
just do it, make a fake profile at first and if you feel good enough use your own picture on a brand new profile
>>28825313
most of us go through this, ask yourself what you have to lose
you only have to win
see it as a playground
just finished talking with a qt all night, was fun but exhausting, thanks interpal thread ;-:
>>28825367
I dunno I get really paranoid about stuff and doubt any one would talk to me. I'm awful at starting the conversation with others too
I know this isn't a dating site but I used to just convince myself I was worthless and never message any one. I'm worried I'm just going to make myself feel shit again
>>28825313
I was too, but really these are people from the other side of the Earth. No need to be anxious
>>28825482
qts literally message you, I've never initiated the convo. Try practicing holding conversations on omegle text if you want.
>>28825579
M or F?
is omegle ever not shit?
>>28825482
just learn as you get along, keep it lighthearted most of the times
>all these people that list bring me the horizon and asking alexandria as favourite music
holy shit is there a bigger turn off than this and its literally everywhere
>>28825579
I doubt it dude, also Omegle is shit, I used to go on it when I felt exceedingly lonely and I'd just spend an hour replying to "M/F" then having the other person DC instantly
>>28825671
>im interested in asian culture :)
Had a really indepth conversation with a qt from Paris a couple of days ago. It was the most research intensive conversation I've ever hadpic related
>>28825736
lol you're just mean
>>28825712
>interested in japan, korea, china, and all the asain countries
>This user doesnt accept messages from india
>>28825790
>has sleep listed in hobbies/interests
do people think this is amusing or quirky?
>>28825819
Tfw sleeping is my favorite hobby after sitting behind a computer.
Thanks to whoever did this. I just created an account. I guess now at least I'll say hi to someone from time to time.
>tfw all the russian qts are a sleep
are any of you guys learning a language? How do you guys get people to talk in the language you're learning?
>>28826841JapaneseTagalog
I don't have the stones to embarrass myself speaking like an idiot.
>>28826473
you dont even have to start conversations, most of the time they will message you. just have IP up in a tab and once a week make a small update to your profile
t. culture pals expert
>take alright-looking picture on your photo
>it flips it and makes it look like shit
why
>>28826871
the way I see it if they can talk to us in their broken english why can't I practice the language I want to learn
>>28826898
Lens angle?
>>28826875
Thanks. Any other advice? What's the best speed to run the script?
Question: I ran the qt bot and I'm getting a wall post every couple minutes.
Is it a red flag for women if there's a lot of other girls posting on your wall? Should I just delete wall posts / restrict my wall?
>>28827075
Tbh I never ran the script and I was a part of the deployables over at /int/ for years.
So I instaleld tampermonkey and installed the script but it says no script is running on interpals. Should I see something on the screen?
>>28827174
Ok, thanks anyway!
502 PANIC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How long does it take your qts to respond?
>>28828374
depends on how much they like me
>responds immediately
Brazilian
German
Egyptian
>responds in less than 5 min
British Paki
>responds sporadically
Korean
Turkish
>>28828374
I don't have a steady QT yet.
I was just want a QT japanese waifu dudes
I keep pressing "view all in one page" and it just refreshes the page.
>>28828640
Its probably possible. I wonder how many nerds are gunning for them.
>>28828714
Should cut that age range down a bit senpai.
Christmas cakes are a bit much past a point.
>>28828778
S'cool Japanese woman over 35 don't really know how to internet.
WHERE ARE THE MILFS
i just qtcrawled like 300 chicks how long until im drowning in it
Should i just say screw and throw in every country before i run the qtcrawler? I singled out Asia and di not get many results, but this was expected.
>>28828904
Its like early morning in Asia they are industrious people they are probably working.
>>28828930
so does that mean my asian qt will work for me as well as provide sexual services
Asked a european girl about the economy and taxes. Am i doing it right guys?
>>28828714
>putting down romance/relationship
whatever you do, do not do this. untick that shit right now
t. culture pals expert
>>28828860
>only 300
>putting any filters at all
>not getting over 1k
>>28829076
He is right that filter had like 14 results
>>28829069
Tell her that the Laffer curve doesn't exist and von Mises is the only good economist.
If she disagrees with anything tell her to prax it out until she gets the correct answer.
how far from your age range do you go
>>28829210
that too but you'll never find any decent qt who has those two things on their profile. also do not have those two things ticked on your profile as well
>>28829320
Jawbrah if this is you posting fuck off with your acne
>>28829379
nope, just your friendly culture pals expert
Brazil getting a little confrontational.
>>28829526
How long have you been on interpals? Do you remember sanders and his "amazing line"
>>28829320
FUCKING LOL
>>28829076
Also why should you untick it does it lessen the amount of people you get to see or will I deal with crazy fucks?
This Suun Li from Korea.
Stop sending me pictures of penis!
>>28829606
only a few years, i remember some of the old pals
>>28829621
most of them with that ticked are a little crazy either that or they will be swamped with tons of messages. you work your way up with the flirting and shit
>>28829948
>i remember some old pals
lad i've been on interpals for 7 years, you could probably find my profile if you looked hard enough, but i only discovered these threads 2-3 years ago
>>28829948
Such as Indianola, Etc?
>>28830106
indianola was a cunt. The only redeeming part of this thread is that indianola isn't part of it.
i-it's normal to only have 4 responses out of 800 qtcrawls right?
>>28830241
above average actually, congrats anon you're gonna make it
>>28830290
:)
uigutfyrdydkrdk
>>28830241
>scripting
you're not gonna make it
Is it normal to get tired of the harem? There's too many people to respond to and most of them either require long, high-effort messages or are boring as hell but qt as fuck.
>>28831291
Harem mode isn't worth it at all. Just find 3-5 that really interest you and ignore everyone else.
>>28831291
Are you getting any europeans? I'm just getting asians and south americans. I only have like 6 too. How many did you get?
>>28831340
Around 20, judging by the number of messages conversations I've had in the past 2 hours. I don't respond to south americans and only talk to westernized asians. The North American ones write too damn much and the Russians make me want to kill this emoticon: ))))
Regular Europeans are hard to talk to unless you're good looking. Otherwise they won't make an effort to cross the language barrier and will just be boring. I have a theory that the maternal instinct in Russian culture brings out an unconscious acknowledgement of GBPs.
>>28831291
it might seem like fun at first but it takes a fucking toll after a while especially if you end up writing paragraphs and shit to some of them
>use script
>start getting too many messages
fucking kill me
>>28832492
how many qts
I she views back does that mean she is interested? What do i message her?
>>28832760
If she views back she's fair game and at least interested in a cropped version of you. Message her something related to her profile. Test out various levels of confidence/politeness until you find something that qts respond to amicably.
>>28832760
It means she wasn't at once disgusted by your picture, enough so that she actually clicked it to see more.
How many pictures should i have? One selfie isn't enough right?
>>28832883
No one answer to that. I'd say at least make sure to have one showing your face well, and maybe one of you outside or doing something other than just existing
>>28832883
One great one is enough, but if it's too perfect you'll be seen as a fake account and if it's not great just add another solid photo.
If you have two, you should have one of them not be a selfie. It shows you can get along with other people. If it's an action shot it also demonstrates that you have hobbies and they don't just need to take your word for it in your "about me".
>>28832972
i dont have friends or hobbies
>>28832972
>tfw 100% loner
I need someone to take pictures of me god damn it.
>>28833048
>>28833041
In that case one is enough. If the second photo is artsy I could dig it.
>>28833048
> go outside the house
> find nice background
> set up phone on flat surface, with camera pointed towards your chosen background
> set camera on countdown
> pose
> repeat until satisfiedI have actually done this
But what should i say in my opening message? My autism is too strong.
>>28826841
I'm always practicing spanish and it works pretty well for me
>>28833447
Message girls using the info on their page.
AVOID:
"How are you?"
"How was your day?"
"Hi"
Those will all get you dropped. Immediately.
Pretend you know a bit about tumblr. Talk to her about something everyone enjoys, like Sherlock. Ask her about a specific quote she has or hobby she mentioned.
You can try with a near-limitless number of grills until you've become comfortable with coming up with a good introduction. It's trial and error. Practice makes perfect.
Reminder every time you send a girl a message you're competing with 1300 other guys for her attention.
>>28834226
Dont remind me please desu
How do I disable my wall, all these autistic thai girls keep posting on my wall blowing my qtcrawler cover
>>28834562
> settings
> privacy
> who can write on my wall
>>28822253
smell the catfish
>>28822665
no, it's a nigerian catfish scam
welcome back
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are all thai girls autistic?
>>28834613
Thanks m8
lADS DO we have a discord?
>>28834988
https://discordapp.com/channels/179568147140050944/179568147140050944
>>28824399
>I'm as British as the Falklands then :)
That's some top quality banter there lad. I wanna see the response.
>>28824470
you might score some weebs
>>28825143
that's pretty normal for not using the crawler. Hey, at least you got one qt.
>>28825313
gets better with practise man, you just have to go into it expecting nothing and tellin yourself it's just conversation practise
>>28830290
>above average actually
r-reaaaaaaaally?
WHOEVER CREATES THE NEXT THREAD:
Please call it Autism Pals or something, we need to differentiate this from the /int/ threads
>>28835266
Why? You do know most of the people that were in the /int/ threads are here now.
>>28835266
>>28835266
new thread here
>>28835503
>>28835503
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