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Autism Pals Thread # 6 Come talk about your qts, advise oth
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Autism Pals Thread # 6

Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, and become happy normies.

https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter

alternative python view script for testing
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
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>>28835503
Is this worth it dude? I made a profile, but I can't seem to be fucked to do much else
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>>28835517
I consider myself a below average manlet with social anxiety, and like 20 thai girls + some other nationalities have contacted /me/, I've had pulled in two LINE accs as well.
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post confirmed robot accounts
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>>28835765
not cool man.

blax
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>>28835765
Yep, that's not cool.
We're here for a single reason, to find qts, not to make fun of each other.
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>>28835765
rude

This comment is unoriginal.
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>>28835856
>>28835964
>>28835983
fuck off fags, i'm going to find you all and post your profiles here
going to make a collage
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>>28836008
Suck my dick, massive fag.
How is your acne today?
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>creating threads 88 posts too early
>not including the useful pastebin

enjoy ur "how do i script" fags
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>>28836008
Guenter is that you?
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>>28836032
>>28836061
n-no. psssssssssshhh
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>>28836008
Why? What do you gain from doing that?
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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP REAL GOOD SENPAI
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>>28836087
Always fear that type of messages.
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>>28833447
Skip formality with the first message. Don't introduce yourself; just come up with a short, playful joke/comment/question loosely based on her profile and give her the chance to show wit or playfulness in her reply. It should then be easy to move smoothly on to comfy conversation about mutual interests or whatever else without any kind of introductory tension.
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>>28836087
nothing compared to what I had yesterday, she asked my how many relations I had before, how may girls I kissed, and if I'm popular with the ladies, I sperged out hard, but I think i survived.

Her exact message:
>Have you ever kissed a girl? :D Sorry to ask!
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thingken of making an interpals

what benefits do I get?
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I still have the sperg list from the int threads.

Viewer discretion is advised
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>>28836071
holy shit I fucking exploded at the end
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>>28836133
>sounding so virgin-y that girls actually ask you that

lel
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>>28836172
y-yeah thanks
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>>28836145
Let me get my telescope so I can read this shit
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>tfw a comment from a cute girl
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>>28836209
>using Utorrent

Why don't you download LimeWire while you're at it
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>Your profile has been viewed 247 time(s) today.
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>>28836226
these people are retararded, utorrent has LITERALLY been bought by the MPAA, moreover it's closed source and has fucking ads build in/
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Has any robot been able to get cured from their virginity via interpals?
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>>28836276
Found 3 girlfriends on interpals, sexed 2 of them
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>Go to college
>Come back to 15 messages
This is too much effort
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>>28836209
>thailand
she has a dick m8
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>>28836209
Just checked mine and i have 3 comments. Has the playing field been flipped on interpals ? Do girls chase guys ?
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>>28836343
Interpals is like easy mode.
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Not sure how much you guys know about the interpals algorithm, but if you update you profile (in any way) it bumps you up in the search listings, meaning more cuties will message you first (Y)
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>>28836392
Just for you to see who's from here, right?
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>>28836392
>Implying we need any more messages
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>>28836413
hehe.... i'm a girl (shh xx)
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>>28836392
Hey that's great to know, thanks! Do you have any other advice?
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>>28836456
Search for newly created profiles to send messages to cuties before they get deluged by (other) betamax males

>And even send messages to non-profile pictured profiles - sometimes the girl turns out to be cute
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>>28836413
no, not at all
i have no intention of doing that
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gay dudes all over me
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Who viewed my profile?
Viewed 1 times today
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>>28836585
Probably Ylboy. The man is a legend at finding robots
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>>28836561
How do they try to pick you up, can you give some examples? Did you try and copy their behaviour with girls?
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>>28836602
What if he's just using the crawler? :^)
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>>28836602
I haven't been found yet
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>>28836607
guys are always more forward than girls, they usually just straight up say im hot. i dont actually message girls i just let them come ot me
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>Exchange 3 lines with a cute girl
>She is not replying back after 10 minutes
>Keep reloading the page in hopes that she replies back
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>>28835517

qtcreeper works well. I'm talking to 10 girls at once.
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everyone post wall comments, should i delete this shit?
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I swear this one girl has been on interpals for like 4 years and has used the same picture all that time and has been online constantly
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>"So Anon, how many girls have you had sex with?"

H-heh, i-it's kind of a n-nice w-weather outside t-today...
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>>28836750
No way dude, it makes you seem like a popular/cool guy and makes more people open to talking to you (herd theory).
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>>28836750
fucking thai girls keep spamming my wall, I disabled wall comments because it make me seem like some yellow fever maniac. Even though I qtcrawl everyone
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tfw they start flirting
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>>28836750
That girl at the top messaged me as well
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>>28836750
Delete the weird ones, keep the normie ones
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>>28836008

You'll never find me, motherfucker.
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hmmmmmm seems legit? Yes I think so
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>Tfw all the asians are asleep
>Tfw no 10/10 taiwanese waifu
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I don't understand why would any of you be on IP. It's like you seriously believe some bitch from the other side of the world will find you attractive and come live with you in your basement.
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>>28837074
>I don't understand why would any of you be on IP. It's like you seriously believe some bitch from the other side of the world will find you attractive and come live with you in your basement.
>Current year
>Not trying to get international nudes
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>>28837074
To actually have a conversation with someone out of this board.
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>>28837081
>Not trying to get international nudes

there's this thing called the internet that has those already
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>>28837111
not that guy but i get off on the chase, not the nudes themselves
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>>28837074
I lost my virginity to a chinese girl who came to my city on holiday who I met on interpals

so THERE
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>>28837081
What's the point of fapping to some girl you'll never meet? You might as well watch porn in that case.

>>28837096
Yeah right. IP is a dating website in disguise. You won't have any deep meaningful conversations there.
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>>28836113
Any examples?
I cant think of anything like thay
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>>28837129
>What's the point of fapping to some girl you'll never meet? You might as well watch porn in that case.
>Whats the point in getting a russian qt to fap with you on skype

Sounds a lot better than porn to me
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Do you ever get messages from white girls? Asian girls do nothing for me.
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>>28837146
Yeah she called me a stalker then i got her snapchat
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>>28837146
Even though I have yellow fever, the longest and most flirtatious convo I've had was with some north american girl.
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>>28837142
>Having virtual "sex"
That's worse than watching porn.
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>>28835448
Why? Because this is /r9k/ not /int/.

>>28835765
Dude has a pretty good profile t b h

>>28836046
agreed

>>28836143
depends who you are, but the last week my depression has literally lifted a little since having normie girls trying to talk to me. it's quite amazing.

>>28837074
It's like you didn't even read the OP and rather regurgitated bile mixed with chad's semen into the post form. It's great conversation practise.

>>28837129
>You won't have any deep meaningful conversations there.
Speak for yourself.
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>>28837129
>You won't have any deep meaningful conversations there.
At least I get to talk to someone.

Also, let's say that you are right, and it's a dating website. Still, let's say that there is a 1% chance of having a nice conversation with someone on that page. If you talk to 20 people on 1 day, then you'll at least have a nice conversation with someone once a week. And you get the chance to keep talking to that person another day. Sounds good to me.
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>>28837173
>Calling it virtual sex
Thats autistic
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>>28837173
k, go to another thread instead of shitting up this one then
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>>28837212
It's like omegle text, but with qts instead of old men, also no constant anxiety of the person you are talking too suddenly disconnecting.
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>>28837171
>just wanna get a qt american gf who will get me a greencard

It's asking for my hobbies. Should I put vidya and sound like a fag? I only like History and Vidya.
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>>28837204
>It's great conversation practise.
So you're so autistic that you need "conversation practice"? That's just sad.
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>>28837256
this is r9k mate
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>>28837256
Justbas sad as posting anime in every post.
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>>28836308
That's only like 5 a year you scrub.
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>>28837269
Only in name, in actuality this is /b/ lite.

>>28837287
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>28837254
yeah just be urself (for real), I've seen a lot of grill listing anime or manga as their hobbies for example.

However try listing a lot of shit you like, that way they can easier start a conversation with you
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>>28837305
I feel so nervous messaging a girl. That's what low self confidence does. Plus it's impossible to hide you're out there to get a gf when you message her first.
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>>28837318
>I feel so nervous messaging a girl.

That's the thing, if you use qtcrawler they will literally message you, it's like opposite world.
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>>28837318
>He fell for the LDR meme
Kek.
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>>28837295
underrated comment
didn't know /ap/ had it in them
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>>28837325
What on earth's qtcrawler?
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>>28837338
I didn't understand it the first time I read that.
Almost choked laughting because I was drinking water.
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>just made account
>go to look at women
>all fatties or sluts
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>>28837128
Why are you here if you became normie?
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>>28837430
robots never leave
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>>28837430
This was an eternal thread on /int/ for literally years.
It died a few weeks/months ago and it was resurrected by /r9k/. A lot of us are from /int/.
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>>28837340
check the op
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Thanks qtcrawler
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should i talk about my cat, bros?
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>>28837606
>She likes cats
talk about them

>She dislikes cats
don't talk about them
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>tfw got a qt russian stalker who asks for pictures of me and views my profile a lot

Good to be on the other side for once
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>>28837511
>tfw you have so many messages, yet you can't be bothered to go through all of them
I feel so bad for ignoring people, but I just can't talk to everyone.
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>>28837634
i mean in my profile

considering putting 'proud cat dad' but i think girls kinda prefer dog guys
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>>28837673
Girls like cats and it's a good idea to put that in your profile. But you want to avoid the girls who really like cats.
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>>28837673
>proud cat dad
please...
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>>28837673
Don't, just put animal lover or something if you are really adamant about it.
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I he cute? Is this what girls find cute? How do I look more like him?
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>>28837727
I think she is referring to the money.

If you really want to look like him, run hard into a wall.
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>>28837727
He's not physically cute but he seems like he could be cool to hang out with.
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>>28837727
bitch looks SEAshit
dude is white and with lots of money
make your own conclusions
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>>28837727
The person commenting in the photo looks like him in drag with the exposure turned up. I think he may be crazy.
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>>28837673
>mfw a girl says "furbaby"
Disgust.jpg
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>>28837300
>talks down to someone for needing conversation practice on r9k
>says welcome to 4chan and avatarfags
lol
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>>28837889
>lots of money
it just looks like he converted his neetbux and birthday money into yen for his pilgrimage to akihabara. If you're gonna flaunt your wealth it has to be a more impressive sum than that.
it's like those guys who have a profile photo of them standing next to a random lambo on the street.

10/10 facial aesthetics though, obviously
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>>28838246
Yeah the one time I flashed cash it was 10k usd
Step up
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>>28824144
Dude that was such an easy one to act alpha with, yet you showed your beta. Also, never say sorry for taking too long to reply. You're in charge on here.

>>28836143
The chance to talk to some qts, at the very least.

>>28836761
I've never been asked that. You've done well to steer the conversation onto a sexual topic. Unless she is one of those straight-up horny ones that should be avoided.
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so this QT christian Syrian messaged me, how do i explain to her that i think she's nice but i don't want to talk to her that much because then i'll be sad when ISIS or the drones get her?
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>>28838329
>Dude that was such an easy one to act alpha with, yet you showed your beta. Also, never say sorry for taking too long to reply. You're in charge on here.

I'm not good at lying though, and building and entire online conversations isn't really fun for me desu. I went with the just b urself route and it turned out kinda nice I suppose?
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>into Turkish girls
>say on my profile that I'm into Turkish guys
>Turkish girls hit on me because of reverse psychology
It's as easy as Genocide denial
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>>28838368
*and building and entire online conversation on lies
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>>28838362
If she's a Christian she's already safe.
The only Christians in or near ISIS-land are dead Christians.
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>>28838362
You gaylord give your greencard.
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>>28838362
wowwww what a qt
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>>28838362
rescue her
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>Set my filter to Asia female only.
>Ran qtcrawler, grand total of 4 messages after one day
>Not even from the good Asians, 1 Viet, 1 decent Thai, 2 Indonesians.

Not being white sucks...
Can't me being American be good enough
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>>28836145
>tfw you're not on the list
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>>28836209
CHARGE YOUR CRAPTOP BATTERY YOU FUCKING MESS
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messaging 16 y/o qt. she is being really flirty always tells me to have a nice day.
today i ask if shes only online in the morning?
>"the morning is when everyone is asleep and I can finger my pussy chatting with strangers =)
after lunch it's not the right time for that lol ^^"

this is a trap right
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>>28838783
GTFO as soon as you can.
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>>28838783
weird that she would come out with that. verify identity then get noodz tho
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>younger, pure, innocent, super qt
>never had a boyfriend
>thinks I'm too good for her
>talks to me every day and hangs on my every word
>could easily meet up in the summer

BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M A MANLET AND THAT SHE'S FUCKING TALLER THAN ME
FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>28838889
>>28838929
i asked for a pic and they said "nah, I'd hate 2 make u cum in ur pants =)"

300% fake right?
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>>28839096
>he denies himself happiness based off of memes
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>>28839096
hint at it, see what her opinion is of manlets. you might make it yet bro
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>>28839113
I'd drop it there, fake or not.
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Got retail interview in 20 minutes. In parkibg lot trying to contain my autism.

Will post results.
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>>28839138
i basically said pic or you are real. the response

"and a picture would do the trick? =|
why would I lie about me? I was just trying to be funny, naughty and dunno... like it would have been cool to chat together -.-
but thanks for the consideration, I speak like a guy would speak so hell there must be something wrong about me -.- "

thats for sure some beta male acting like a girl
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>Thanks for stopping by! :)

What now robots?
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>>28839302
check profile -> is she cute (stop here if no) -> Hi whatsup? -> I see you like X, something about X

Is what i use mostly
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>>28839336
Pretty much what I did. Asked her about game of thrones
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>>28839277
or a crazy bitch with more issues than a Time magazine
either way, gtfo
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>>28839302
They're attentionfags or being passive-aggressive because of the qtcrawler.
They may be into you, but remember that the girls who message "thanks for stopping by" message that to most guys who visit their profile.
They're less serious than girls who just open your profile and don't write anything.
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>>28839277
It isn't definitely, but there's no way of knowing until you get a pic. So I wouldn't do shit without being sure.
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I'm just scared that if I post my picture then someone I know will see my profile. It's the same reason I haven't made a online dating account. Am I being too paranoid?
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>>28839397
well yea, but I have/had the same paranoia, I first searched for all regged people from my country if I knew anyone lol. I also didn't use my real birthday our home city or a nick I commonly use to make it not show up on google. Also there is plausible deniability of "Oh I use this for language exchange, if anyone ever recognizes you (very very unlikely)
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>>28839397
I'm friends with normie girls, they don't care if they see your Tinder. They may post your photo in a groupchat but they don't really care. And that's with online dating, where you should be the most paranoid.
For Interpals you shouldn't be paranoid, it's not popular enough in the West plus you have a good excuse - you're interested in the rest of the world and languages.
Just do regular opsec: make sure that your profile pic can't be reverse-look up'd from either your social media to your interpals or your interpals to social media. And use a unique username. I also change my first name on Interpals but that's because my actual name's unique.
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>tfw messaged by at least 20 gook girls already
Why is that? I just can understand
I mean,im a fucking ugly spic,but still,asian pussy is falling after me
Do they have any hispanic fetish or something?
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>>28839397
can whoever makes these threads put in the OP why you shouldn't be scared of this, as I see it, it basically goes like this
1)it's a friendship/language learning app, completely innocent, and the fact that some people use it to flirt is just incidental
2)it's got quite a small userbase, i've never come across anybody i've known in 6 months of use
3)they'd only find your profile if they were also on interpals in which case you're equal anyway
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>>28839579
I've added it to the Pastebin for the next thread, which hopefully I will be around to OP. The last couple have fallen short of the mark.
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>>28839561
yes, they also really like Egyptian guys
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>>28839202
I think I got the job boys.

Autism successfully contained.
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>>28839940
that's what you are thinking, but acutally you are posting in the interpal thread m8, not the autism thread ;^)

congrats though
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>>28840006
I was thinking about this. Any other name suggestions if we're not having /cp/ any more?

Robot Pals?
Qt Hunters?
Creeper Pals? Though I guess that would still be /cp/
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>>28840045
Qt Hunters is nice, but it should portray the "improve your social skills" aspect as well somehow.

Oh and pal in the title somehow would still be nice (considering that's what many people search the catalog for)
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Didn't even use qtcrawler/creeper
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>>28840128
Gentle reminder that this is what every girl's profile is all the time.
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>>28840157
Yeah true..but I'm still happy with myself!

fuck..girls have it on easy mode
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>>28840128
None of the girls who messaged me are hot weither weeeeeeeew
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>>28840208
The Kazakh, Dasha, and Ozlle all look fine. View the profiles of 18-22s, they're almost all better looking than girls who just got out of puberty.
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>>28840104
lol how would we get that into a maximum of 3 words, the last one already being pals
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>>28840208
What did the Cypriot girl say? She messaged me as well but I dropped her because she was boring.
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>>28836145
>>28836145
Oh shit is that Rockerz right there? I wonder how he's doing in jail right now lel
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Girl wants to talk personally and I am the least interesting person on the planet, Help.
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>>28840472
Lick your lips. It sends out a subliminal sexual signal. Show the tongue, but be careful not to look like a lizard.
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>>28840452
Cypriot??
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>>28840548
The girl from Cyprus.
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>>28840560
Oh, I thought they were called Cyprusites. You sure about that?
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Good one Martin
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>>28840580
not sure if trolling

What did she say? Anything or just hi
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>>28840472
Well, I fucked up. killmenow.
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QtCrawler just got updated. You can now send messages to all users at once.

https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler

Happy testing
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>>28840930
This will work well. I can feel it.
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make sure to talk to anal acrobats only
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>>28840639
"Thanks for the visit"
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>>28840930
Hi, thanks for creating this. btw when installing it by clicking this popup appears, however if I install the script manually (copy paste) it just werks.
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>>28841065
Hi. What browser and userscript addon are you using?
The only environment I've tried all this on is chrome.
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>>28835503
Interpals is mostly for friendship and language exchange. If your goal is "qts" you'll be very disappointed.
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>>28841059
Yeah same. I then asked her about her studies, and she answered it in one line. That's when I dropped her.
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>>28840930
I feel that's an easy way to get banned from Interpals. They hate spammers.
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For anyone else who has problems with Qt Crawler, this is the first time I visit this thread and I didn't know about the existence of this or that you're using it. I figured out through the download statistics.

I'm not here often. I will take a look every now and then. If anything stops working or so, please do not hesitate to open up an issue on GitHub, so I will notice soon that something is broken.

https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler/issues

Have fun. Also I would like to tell that yellow fever is best fever.
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>>28840860
Never mind she unfucked it. Things are going well.
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>>28841025
fucking lel
post replies
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>>28841141
speak for yourself
i'm speaking to a 16 year old ukranian qt who's thirsty for my dick as we speak
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>>28841155
HELP AGAIN!
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someone make a fake account and use this script and send a message about nudes. POst replies here.
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>>28841162
You would be pretty disappointed.
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>>28841171
She's Ukrainian. She just wants the green card.
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>le strong indipendent feminist woman
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>>28841089
I send you a PR
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Anal acrobacy: crimea river edition
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>>28841241
But I live in Eastern Europe. There is no reason for her to come here unless she wants to escape war or something
>tfw no ukranian refugee gf
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>>28841260
>>28841284
That's hot.

>tfw you'll never fug an strong minded eastern european qt
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>>28841284
major kek.

12345
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>>28841219
Better to just write what's in the quotes. You probably sent already, though.
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>>28841260
Tell her you want to put it up her boyfriend's ass.
Since Europeans are fags anyways she'll agree.
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>>28841338
Too late, I pussied out, and she said it was getting late and said her goodbyes.

I think I'm gonna just put a bullet in my chest and think about my mistakes as I bleed out.
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>>28841150
can you please explain how this works? what does it exactly do, I don't want to message every girl on interpal my accident hehe
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>>28841390
>Download tampermonkey and install as userscript.
>Login to interpals
>go to "Online"
>set your filters
>scroll down and click on "View all on one page"
>click on "view all profiles"
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>>28841562
I'm talking about the new message all function
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>>28841630
you set your online filters, click on "message all", type in your message with placeholders (example: I want a girlfriend from {country} because I like fucking goats) and then you click message all.
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>>28841260
Fuck my sides ahahha
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>>28841372
Put the gun in your mouth m8. Take out the brain stem, much quicker death. If you put it in the chest, you will wish you hadn't.
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Has anyone tried the alternative python view script?

Is it working?
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>>28841760
I would be happy if the developer of the python script would join the javascript versions development. But I guess he wants to have his fanbase :^)

His script works, I tried it, but i like mine more.
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Right now I'm working on implementing qtcrawler into search view. But my time is limited, so I will probably put the current status online in another branch and would be really glad about people to join me. I want to make it possible to:

- use all special filters from search view
- make qtcralwer visit all result pages
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Is it autistic that I only use it to talk about books with other qts?
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>>28841946
>see nerds with 1984 as favorite book
>tell them its overrated shit brave new world is better
Why I have no friends?
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>>28840930

holy shit this is a secret weapon. i wish i could delete the post and hoard qts for myself. i just pressed fire and here is the instant result. its over 60 now by the time im pressing post
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>>28842074
definitely fun but eats up all my ram.

t. 2GB ram
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>>28842074
k I'm gonna try this shit, message overload incomming

>inb4 I get banned for spamming
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>>28842074
its over 80 now wtf i cant even humanly respond ayy lmao
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>>28842074
organically harvested qts will always been better.
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>>28839561
This is why we do it brah

In the whole world, there may be some race who likes you

>>28840006
IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?

>>28840045
pls don't remove the Autism Pals bit. It's suitably self hating.
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ljxkfjabsdxkvcd
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>>28840930
>You can now send messages to all users at once.
>>28840993
This will not end well.
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>>28842148
"what's the biggest thing you have ever put inside yourself and why did you do that?"
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>>28841141
Confirmed for fembot funded anti robot psyops
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>>28842074
>>28842103
>>28842111

im over 120 now. my autism has been triggered im pacing back and forth in my room. i dont know how i can ever reply to half of these
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>>28835503
This post is just a "This." post for a good thread.
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>>28842219
>my autism has been triggered im pacing back and forth in my room.
kek I did this yesterday as well
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mass messaging is gonna bring attention to the admins GG RIP QTCRAWLER
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>>28842148
Should I put this in my profile, imagine all the perferted qts asking me shit... (or not)
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>>28842262
yeah seriously no one gives a fuck how many profiles you view but start messaging every gril online and its gonna be bad.
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>>28842262
this desu

antimute
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>>28841821
it's not a competition man

I just like something I can run in the background without a web browser, and also didn't wanna install Chrome.

maybe I'll take a look at yours sometime but my client side JS is pretty rusty
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>>28842330
>>28842313
developer here. I had a PHP script to message all for almost 6 years now. I've always scripted to find girls in my travel targets and never got banned.

pic related; but I'm sure no one will believe me anyway.
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>>28842262
Mass messaging is an idiotic idea. Interpals takes spammers very seriously, I never see them stay for more than a day. If you want to keep the good times going don't mass message. You'll be ruining QTCrawler for yourself and everyone else.
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>making your cutie fail her final exam because you ordered her to stay awake until you go to sleep eventhough she is a few hours ahead
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>>28842369
they ban spammers, yet they've never changed the system. I usually only auto-message 20-30 profiles at once and then I keep it low for a few days.

interpals is too retarded to fix their own bugs, they won't block qtcrawler.
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>>28840045
>>28840104
>>28842140
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318376
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318376
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318376
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>>28842348
>>28842365
*also we got a fucking chad over here ree
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>>28842365
you sir are a fucking racist.
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how to get feet pics if not chad
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>>28842348
alright, I misstook it. Anyway some other anon sent me a PR to make it work on Firefox, I didn't try it though. Just in case.
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>>28842365
Congrats on the Liechtenstein bro
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>>28842517
she was a total autist and had serious mental problems. I felt like a poorfag when visiting her though. This country is so ridiculously righ
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>>28835503
>>>>/soc/

MODS! I NEED MODS IN HERE! PLESAE USE YOUR SUPER POWERS TO BAN THEM BACK TO FAILEDNORMIEVILLE!
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>>28842646
What? this thread is about me and my pals with autism...
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>Thanks for the visit
Thanks for the message
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>>28842646
/soc/ is for socialising with other 4channers, this is nothing of the sort

this is an educational thread for learning conversation skills and sharing funny original content
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ONCE AGAIN I'M SCARED TO CHECK MY MESSAGES

does this ever go away?
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>>28842816
yeah, after every time 50% of the messages are from autistic thai girls
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>>28842816
no ;_; it never does
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>>28842816
Girl I wished Happy Elliot Rodger's day a few days ago replied with
>haha rip

I was hoping for more t b h
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its kinda sick how robots have to exploit third worlders just to try and get a gf
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>>28842961
Is germany third world?
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>>28843000
>he doesn't know what third world means
kek, obviously yes
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>>28842961
you're samefagging breddy hard there

my current qts are some euros and a 'murrican
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I have a girl who straight up told me that if I visited her country I have to come over and fuck her. How do I get nudes out of this?
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>>28843073
"hmm convince me ;)"
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>>28842219
ive been using all my mental brain power replying quick and theres stil +145 pile up left

fuuuuuck be carful what you wish for you, you just might get it and not know what to do with it
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>if you weren't black, I would marry you
Thanks
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>>28843087
damn, we have a chad thundercock helping us out
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>>28843108
im available for the next two hours if anyone needs my expert advice
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>>28843051
probably fake
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/esotericism

trap or not, what do you think lads?
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>tfw ignoring my qt in purpose, so it doesn't looks like I use the computer all fucking day.

it only shows up for them as "read" if you click the actual conversation right?
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