Autism Pals Thread # 6
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, and become happy normies.
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter
alternative python view script for testing
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
>>28835503
Is this worth it dude? I made a profile, but I can't seem to be fucked to do much else
>>28835517
I consider myself a below average manlet with social anxiety, and like 20 thai girls + some other nationalities have contacted /me/, I've had pulled in two LINE accs as well.
post confirmed robot accounts
>>28835765
not cool man.
blax
>>28835765
Yep, that's not cool.
We're here for a single reason, to find qts, not to make fun of each other.
>>28835765
rude
This comment is unoriginal.
>>28835856
>>28835964
>>28835983
fuck off fags, i'm going to find you all and post your profiles here
going to make a collage
>>28836008
Suck my dick, massive fag.
How is your acne today?
>creating threads 88 posts too early
>not including the useful pastebin
enjoy ur "how do i script" fags
>>28836008
Guenter is that you?
>>28836032
>>28836061
n-no.psssssssssshhh
>>28836008
Why? What do you gain from doing that?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP REAL GOOD SENPAI
>>28836087
Always fear that type of messages.
>>28833447
Skip formality with the first message. Don't introduce yourself; just come up with a short, playful joke/comment/question loosely based on her profile and give her the chance to show wit or playfulness in her reply. It should then be easy to move smoothly on to comfy conversation about mutual interests or whatever else without any kind of introductory tension.
>>28836087
nothing compared to what I had yesterday, she asked my how many relations I had before, how may girls I kissed, and if I'm popular with the ladies, I sperged out hard, but I think i survived.
Her exact message:
>Have you ever kissed a girl? :D Sorry to ask!
thingken of making an interpals
what benefits do I get?
I still have the sperg list from the int threads.
Viewer discretion is advised
>>28836071
holy shit I fucking exploded at the end
>>28836133
>sounding so virgin-y that girls actually ask you that
lel
>>28836172
y-yeah thanks
>>28836145
Let me get my telescope so I can read this shit
>tfw a comment from a cute girl
>>28836209
>using Utorrent
Why don't you download LimeWire while you're at it
>Your profile has been viewed 247 time(s) today.
>>28836226
these people are retararded, utorrent has LITERALLY been bought by the MPAA, moreover it's closed source and has fucking ads build in/
Has any robot been able to get cured from their virginity via interpals?
>>28836276
Found 3 girlfriends on interpals, sexed 2 of them
>Go to college
>Come back to 15 messages
This is too much effort
>>28836209
>thailand
she has a dick m8
>>28836209
Just checked mine and i have 3 comments. Has the playing field been flipped on interpals ? Do girls chase guys ?
>>28836343
Interpals is like easy mode.
Not sure how much you guys know about the interpals algorithm, but if you update you profile (in any way) it bumps you up in the search listings, meaning more cuties will message you first (Y)
>>28836392
Just for you to see who's from here, right?
>>28836392
>Implying we need any more messages
>>28836413
hehe.... i'm a girl (shh xx)
>>28836392
Hey that's great to know, thanks! Do you have any other advice?
>>28836456
Search for newly created profiles to send messages to cuties before they get deluged by (other) betamax males
>And even send messages to non-profile pictured profiles - sometimes the girl turns out to be cute
>>28836413
no, not at all
i have no intention of doing that
gay dudes all over me
Who viewed my profile?
Viewed 1 times today
>>28836585
Probably Ylboy. The man is a legend at finding robots
>>28836561
How do they try to pick you up, can you give some examples? Did you try and copy their behaviour with girls?
>>28836602
What if he's just using the crawler? :^)
>>28836602
I haven't been found yet
>>28836607
guys are always more forward than girls, they usually just straight up say im hot. i dont actually message girls i just let them come ot me
>Exchange 3 lines with a cute girl
>She is not replying back after 10 minutes
>Keep reloading the page in hopes that she replies back
>>28835517
qtcreeper works well. I'm talking to 10 girls at once.
everyone post wall comments, should i delete this shit?
I swear this one girl has been on interpals for like 4 years and has used the same picture all that time and has been online constantly
>"So Anon, how many girls have you had sex with?"
H-heh, i-it's kind of a n-nice w-weather outside t-today...
>>28836750
No way dude, it makes you seem like a popular/cool guy and makes more people open to talking to you (herd theory).
>>28836750
fucking thai girls keep spamming my wall, I disabled wall comments because it make me seem like some yellow fever maniac. Even though I qtcrawl everyone
tfw they start flirting
>>28836750
That girl at the top messaged me as well
>>28836750
Delete the weird ones, keep the normie ones
>>28836008
You'll never find me, motherfucker.
hmmmmmm seems legit? Yes I think so
>Tfw all the asians are asleep
>Tfw no 10/10 taiwanese waifu
I don't understand why would any of you be on IP. It's like you seriously believe some bitch from the other side of the world will find you attractive and come live with you in your basement.
>>28837074
>I don't understand why would any of you be on IP. It's like you seriously believe some bitch from the other side of the world will find you attractive and come live with you in your basement.
>Current year
>Not trying to get international nudes
>>28837074
To actually have a conversation with someone out of this board.
>>28837081
>Not trying to get international nudes
there's this thing called the internet that has those already
>>28837111
not that guy but i get off on the chase, not the nudes themselves
>>28837074
I lost my virginity to a chinese girl who came to my city on holiday who I met on interpals
so THERE
>>28837081
What's the point of fapping to some girl you'll never meet? You might as well watch porn in that case.
>>28837096
Yeah right. IP is a dating website in disguise. You won't have any deep meaningful conversations there.
>>28836113
Any examples?
I cant think of anything like thay
>>28837129
>What's the point of fapping to some girl you'll never meet? You might as well watch porn in that case.
>Whats the point in getting a russian qt to fap with you on skype
Sounds a lot better than porn to me
Do you ever get messages from white girls? Asian girls do nothing for me.
>>28837146
Yeah she called me a stalker then i got her snapchat
>>28837146
Even though I have yellow fever, the longest and most flirtatious convo I've had was with some north american girl.
>>28837142
>Having virtual "sex"
That's worse than watching porn.
>>28835448
Why? Because this is /r9k/ not /int/.
>>28835765
Dude has a pretty good profile t b h
>>28836046
agreed
>>28836143
depends who you are, but the last week my depression has literally lifted a little since having normie girls trying to talk to me. it's quite amazing.
>>28837074
It's like you didn't even read the OP and rather regurgitated bile mixed with chad's semen into the post form. It's great conversation practise.
>>28837129
>You won't have any deep meaningful conversations there.
Speak for yourself.
>>28837129
>You won't have any deep meaningful conversations there.
At least I get to talk to someone.
Also, let's say that you are right, and it's a dating website. Still, let's say that there is a 1% chance of having a nice conversation with someone on that page. If you talk to 20 people on 1 day, then you'll at least have a nice conversation with someone once a week. And you get the chance to keep talking to that person another day. Sounds good to me.
>>28837173
>Calling it virtual sex
Thats autistic
>>28837173
k, go to another thread instead of shitting up this one then
>>28837212
It's like omegle text, but with qts instead of old men, also no constant anxiety of the person you are talking too suddenly disconnecting.
>>28837171
>just wanna get a qt american gf who will get me a greencard
It's asking for my hobbies. Should I put vidya and sound like a fag? I only like History and Vidya.
>>28837204
>It's great conversation practise.
So you're so autistic that you need "conversation practice"? That's just sad.
>>28837256
this is r9k mate
>>28837256
Justbas sad as posting anime in every post.
>>28836308
That's only like 5 a year you scrub.
>>28837269
Only in name, in actuality this is /b/ lite.
>>28837287
Welcome to 4chan.
>>28837254
yeah just be urself (for real), I've seen a lot of grill listing anime or manga as their hobbies for example.
However try listing a lot of shit you like, that way they can easier start a conversation with you
>>28837305
I feel so nervous messaging a girl. That's what low self confidence does. Plus it's impossible to hide you're out there to get a gf when you message her first.
>>28837318
>I feel so nervous messaging a girl.
That's the thing, if you use qtcrawler they will literally message you, it's like opposite world.
>>28837318
>He fell for the LDR meme
Kek.
>>28837295
underrated comment
didn't know /ap/ had it in them
>>28837325
What on earth's qtcrawler?
>>28837338
I didn't understand it the first time I read that.
Almost choked laughting because I was drinking water.
>just made account
>go to look at women
>all fatties or sluts
>>28837128
Why are you here if you became normie?
>>28837430
robots never leave
>>28837430
This was an eternal thread on /int/ for literally years.
It died a few weeks/months ago and it was resurrected by /r9k/. A lot of us are from /int/.
>>28837340
check the op
Thanks qtcrawler
should i talk about my cat, bros?
>>28837606
>She likes cats
talk about them
>She dislikes cats
don't talk about them
>tfw got a qt russian stalker who asks for pictures of me and views my profile a lot
Good to be on the other side for once
>>28837511
>tfw you have so many messages, yet you can't be bothered to go through all of them
I feel so bad for ignoring people, but I just can't talk to everyone.
>>28837634
i mean in my profile
considering putting 'proud cat dad' but i think girls kinda prefer dog guys
>>28837673
Girls like cats and it's a good idea to put that in your profile. But you want to avoid the girls who really like cats.
>>28837673
>proud cat dad
please...
>>28837673
Don't, just put animal lover or something if you are really adamant about it.
I he cute? Is this what girls find cute? How do I look more like him?
>>28837727
I think she is referring to the money.
If you really want to look like him, run hard into a wall.
>>28837727
He's not physically cute but he seems like he could be cool to hang out with.
>>28837727
bitch looks SEAshit
dude is white and with lots of money
make your own conclusions
>>28837727
The person commenting in the photo looks like him in drag with the exposure turned up. I think he may be crazy.
>>28837673
>mfw a girl says "furbaby"
Disgust.jpg
>>28837300
>talks down to someone for needing conversation practice on r9k
>says welcome to 4chan and avatarfags
lol
>>28837889
>lots of money
it just looks like he converted his neetbux and birthday money into yen for his pilgrimage to akihabara. If you're gonna flaunt your wealth it has to be a more impressive sum than that.
it's like those guys who have a profile photo of them standing next to a random lambo on the street.
10/10 facial aesthetics though, obviously
>>28838246
Yeah the one time I flashed cash it was 10k usd
Step up
>>28824144
Dude that was such an easy one to act alpha with, yet you showed your beta. Also, never say sorry for taking too long to reply. You're in charge on here.
>>28836143
The chance to talk to some qts, at the very least.
>>28836761
I've never been asked that. You've done well to steer the conversation onto a sexual topic. Unless she is one of those straight-up horny ones that should be avoided.
so this QT christian Syrian messaged me, how do i explain to her that i think she's nice but i don't want to talk to her that much because then i'll be sad when ISIS or the drones get her?
>>28838329
>Dude that was such an easy one to act alpha with, yet you showed your beta. Also, never say sorry for taking too long to reply. You're in charge on here.
I'm not good at lying though, and building and entire online conversations isn't really fun for me desu. I went with the just b urself route and it turned out kinda nice I suppose?
>into Turkish girls
>say on my profile that I'm into Turkish guys
>Turkish girls hit on me because of reverse psychology
It's as easy as Genocide denial
>>28838368
*and building and entire online conversation on lies
>>28838362
If she's a Christian she's already safe.
The only Christians in or near ISIS-land are dead Christians.
>>28838362
You gaylord give your greencard.
>>28838362
wowwww what a qt
>>28838362
rescue her
>Set my filter to Asia female only.
>Ran qtcrawler, grand total of 4 messages after one day
>Not even from the good Asians, 1 Viet, 1 decent Thai, 2 Indonesians.
Not being white sucks...
Can't me being American be good enough
>>28836145
>tfw you're not on the list
>>28836209
CHARGE YOUR CRAPTOP BATTERY YOU FUCKING MESS
messaging 16 y/o qt. she is being really flirty always tells me to have a nice day.
today i ask if shes only online in the morning?
>"the morning is when everyone is asleep and I can finger my pussy chatting with strangers =)
after lunch it's not the right time for that lol ^^"
this is a trap right
>>28838783
GTFO as soon as you can.
>>28838783
weird that she would come out with that. verify identity then get noodz tho
>younger, pure, innocent, super qt
>never had a boyfriend
>thinks I'm too good for her
>talks to me every day and hangs on my every word
>could easily meet up in the summer
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M A MANLET AND THAT SHE'S FUCKING TALLER THAN ME
FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>28838889
>>28838929
i asked for a pic and they said "nah, I'd hate 2 make u cum in ur pants =)"
300% fake right?
>>28839096
>he denies himself happiness based off of memes
>>28839096
hint at it, see what her opinion is of manlets. you might make it yet bro
>>28839113
I'd drop it there, fake or not.
Got retail interview in 20 minutes. In parkibg lot trying to contain my autism.
Will post results.
>>28839138
i basically said pic or you are real. the response
"and a picture would do the trick? =|
why would I lie about me? I was just trying to be funny, naughty and dunno... like it would have been cool to chat together -.-
but thanks for the consideration, I speak like a guy would speak so hell there must be something wrong about me -.- "
thats for sure some beta male acting like a girl
>Thanks for stopping by! :)
What now robots?
>>28839302
check profile -> is she cute (stop here if no) -> Hi whatsup? -> I see you like X, something about X
Is what i use mostly
>>28839336
Pretty much what I did. Asked her aboutgame of thrones
>>28839277
or a crazy bitch with more issues than a Time magazine
either way, gtfo
>>28839302
They're attentionfags or being passive-aggressive because of the qtcrawler.
They may be into you, but remember that the girls who message "thanks for stopping by" message that to most guys who visit their profile.
They're less serious than girls who just open your profile and don't write anything.
>>28839277
It isn't definitely, but there's no way of knowing until you get a pic. So I wouldn't do shit without being sure.
I'm just scared that if I post my picture then someone I know will see my profile. It's the same reason I haven't made a online dating account. Am I being too paranoid?
>>28839397
well yea, but I have/had the same paranoia, I first searched for all regged people from my country if I knew anyone lol. I also didn't use my real birthday our home city or a nick I commonly use to make it not show up on google. Also there is plausible deniability of "Oh I use this for language exchange, if anyone ever recognizes you (very very unlikely)
>>28839397
I'm friends with normie girls, they don't care if they see your Tinder. They may post your photo in a groupchat but they don't really care. And that's with online dating, where you should be the most paranoid.
For Interpals you shouldn't be paranoid, it's not popular enough in the West plus you have a good excuse - you're interested in the rest of the world and languages.
Just do regular opsec: make sure that your profile pic can't be reverse-look up'd from either your social media to your interpals or your interpals to social media. And use a unique username. I also change my first name on Interpals but that's because my actual name's unique.
>tfw messaged by at least 20 gook girls already
Why is that? I just can understand
I mean,im a fucking ugly spic,but still,asian pussy is falling after me
Do they have any hispanic fetish or something?
>>28839397
can whoever makes these threads put in the OP why you shouldn't be scared of this, as I see it, it basically goes like this
1)it's a friendship/language learning app, completely innocent, and the fact that some people use it to flirt is just incidental
2)it's got quite a small userbase, i've never come across anybody i've known in 6 months of use
3)they'd only find your profile if they were also on interpals in which case you're equal anyway
>>28839579
I've added it to the Pastebin for the next thread, which hopefully I will be around to OP. The last couple have fallen short of the mark.
>>28839561
yes, they also really like Egyptian guys
>>28839202
I think I got the job boys.
Autism successfully contained.
>>28839940
that's what you are thinking, but acutally you are posting in the interpal thread m8, not the autism thread ;^)
congrats though
>>28840006
I was thinking about this. Any other name suggestions if we're not having /cp/ any more?
Robot Pals?
Qt Hunters?
Creeper Pals? Though I guess that would still be /cp/
>>28840045
Qt Hunters is nice, but it should portray the "improve your social skills" aspect as well somehow.
Oh and pal in the title somehow would still be nice (considering that's what many people search the catalog for)
Didn't even use qtcrawler/creeper
>>28840128
Gentle reminder that this is what every girl's profile is all the time.
>>28840157
Yeah true..but I'm still happy with myself!
fuck..girls have it on easy mode
>>28840128
None of the girls who messaged me are hot weither weeeeeeeew
>>28840208
The Kazakh, Dasha, and Ozlle all look fine. View the profiles of 18-22s, they're almost all better looking than girls who just got out of puberty.
>>28840104
lol how would we get that into a maximum of 3 words, the last one already being pals
>>28840208
What did the Cypriot girl say? She messaged me as well but I dropped her because she was boring.
>>28836145
>>28836145
Oh shit is that Rockerz right there? I wonder how he's doing in jail right now lel
Girl wants to talk personally and I am the least interesting person on the planet, Help.
>>28840472
Lick your lips. It sends out a subliminal sexual signal. Show the tongue, but be careful not to look like a lizard.
>>28840452
Cypriot??
>>28840548
The girl from Cyprus.
>>28840560
Oh, I thought they were called Cyprusites. You sure about that?
Good one Martin
>>28840580
not sure if trolling
What did she say? Anything or just hi
>>28840472
Well, I fucked up. killmenow.
QtCrawler just got updated. You can now send messages to all users at once.
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
Happy testing
>>28840930
This will work well. I can feel it.
make sure to talk to anal acrobats only
>>28840639
"Thanks for the visit"
>>28840930
Hi, thanks for creating this. btw when installing it by clicking this popup appears, however if I install the script manually (copy paste) it just werks.
>>28841065
Hi. What browser and userscript addon are you using?
The only environment I've tried all this on is chrome.
>>28835503
Interpals is mostly for friendship and language exchange. If your goal is "qts" you'll be very disappointed.
>>28841059
Yeah same. I then asked her about her studies, and she answered it in one line. That's when I dropped her.
>>28840930
I feel that's an easy way to get banned from Interpals. They hate spammers.
For anyone else who has problems with Qt Crawler, this is the first time I visit this thread and I didn't know about the existence of this or that you're using it. I figured out through the download statistics.
I'm not here often. I will take a look every now and then. If anything stops working or so, please do not hesitate to open up an issue on GitHub, so I will notice soon that something is broken.
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler/issues
Have fun. Also I would like to tell that yellow fever is best fever.
>>28840860
Never mind she unfucked it. Things are going well.
>>28841025
fucking lel
post replies
>>28841141
speak for yourself
i'm speaking to a 16 year old ukranian qt who's thirsty for my dick as we speak
>>28841155
HELP AGAIN!
someone make a fake account and use this script and send a message about nudes. POst replies here.
>>28841162
You would be pretty disappointed.
>>28841171
She's Ukrainian. She just wants the green card.
>le strong indipendent feminist woman
>>28841089
I send you a PR
Anal acrobacy: crimea river edition
>>28841241
But I live in Eastern Europe. There is no reason for her to come here unless she wants to escape war or something
>tfw no ukranian refugee gf
>>28841260
>>28841284
That's hot.
>tfw you'll never fug an strong minded eastern european qt
>>28841284
major kek.
12345
>>28841219
Better to just write what's in the quotes. You probably sent already, though.
>>28841260
Tell her you want to put it up her boyfriend's ass.
Since Europeans are fags anyways she'll agree.
>>28841338
Too late, I pussied out, and she said it was getting late and said her goodbyes.
I think I'm gonna just put a bullet in my chest and think about my mistakes as I bleed out.
>>28841150
can you please explain how this works? what does it exactly do, I don't want to message every girl on interpal my accident hehe
>>28841390
>Download tampermonkey and install as userscript.
>Login to interpals
>go to "Online"
>set your filters
>scroll down and click on "View all on one page"
>click on "view all profiles"
>>28841562
I'm talking about the new message all function
>>28841630
you set your online filters, click on "message all", type in your message with placeholders (example: I want a girlfriend from {country} because I like fucking goats) and then you click message all.
>>28841260
Fuck my sides ahahha
>>28841372
Put the gun in your mouth m8. Take out the brain stem, much quicker death. If you put it in the chest, you will wish you hadn't.
Has anyone tried the alternative python view script?
Is it working?
>>28841760
I would be happy if the developer of the python script would join the javascript versions development. But I guess he wants to have his fanbase :^)
His script works, I tried it, but i like mine more.
Right now I'm working on implementing qtcrawler into search view. But my time is limited, so I will probably put the current status online in another branch and would be really glad about people to join me. I want to make it possible to:
- use all special filters from search view
- make qtcralwer visit all result pages
Is it autistic that I only use it to talk about books with other qts?
>>28841946
>see nerds with 1984 as favorite book
>tell them its overrated shit brave new world is better
Why I have no friends?
>>28840930
holy shit this is a secret weapon. i wish i could delete the post and hoard qts for myself. i just pressed fire and here is the instant result. its over 60 now by the time im pressing post
>>28842074
definitely fun but eats up all my ram.
t. 2GB ram
>>28842074
k I'm gonna try this shit, message overload incomming
>inb4 I get banned for spamming
>>28842074
its over 80 now wtf i cant even humanly respond ayy lmao
>>28842074
organically harvested qts will always been better.
>>28839561
This is why we do it brah
In the whole world, there may be some race who likes you
>>28840006
IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?
>>28840045
pls don't remove the Autism Pals bit. It's suitably self hating.
ljxkfjabsdxkvcd
>>28840930
>You can now send messages to all users at once.
>>28840993
This will not end well.
>>28842148
"what's the biggest thing you have ever put inside yourself and why did you do that?"
>>28841141
Confirmed for fembot funded anti robot psyops
>>28842074
>>28842103
>>28842111
im over 120 now. my autism has been triggered im pacing back and forth in my room. i dont know how i can ever reply to half of these
>>28835503
Thispost is just a "This." post for a good thread.
>>28842219
>my autism has been triggered im pacing back and forth in my room.
kek I did this yesterday as well
mass messaging is gonna bring attention to the admins GG RIP QTCRAWLER
>>28842148
Should I put this in my profile, imagine all the perferted qts asking me shit... (or not)
>>28842262
yeah seriously no one gives a fuck how many profiles you view but start messaging every gril online and its gonna be bad.
>>28842262
this desu
antimute
>>28841821
it's not a competition man
I just like something I can run in the background without a web browser, and also didn't wanna install Chrome.
maybe I'll take a look at yours sometime but my client side JS is pretty rusty
>>28842330
>>28842313
developer here. I had a PHP script to message all for almost 6 years now. I've always scripted to find girls in my travel targets and never got banned.
pic related; but I'm sure no one will believe me anyway.
>>28842262
Mass messaging is an idiotic idea. Interpals takes spammers very seriously, I never see them stay for more than a day. If you want to keep the good times going don't mass message. You'll be ruining QTCrawler for yourself and everyone else.
>making your cutie fail her final exam because you ordered her to stay awake until you go to sleep eventhough she is a few hours ahead
>>28842369
they ban spammers, yet they've never changed the system. I usually only auto-message 20-30 profiles at once and then I keep it low for a few days.
interpals is too retarded to fix their own bugs, they won't block qtcrawler.
![100pcs-26cm-Multicolor-font-b-Straw-b-font-Long-Bendy-Drinking-font-b-Plastic-b-font[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zss2hUk.jpg "100pcs-26cm-Multicolor-font-b-Straw-b-font-Long-Bendy-Drinking-font-b-Plastic-b-font[1]")
>>28840045
>>28840104
>>28842140
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318376
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318376
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318376
>>28842348
>>28842365
*also we got a fucking chad over here ree
>>28842365
you sir are a fucking racist.
how to get feet pics if not chad
>>28842348
alright, I misstook it. Anyway some other anon sent me a PR to make it work on Firefox, I didn't try it though. Just in case.
>>28842365
Congrats on the Liechtenstein bro
>>28842517
she was a total autist and had serious mental problems. I felt like a poorfag when visiting her though. This country is so ridiculously righ
>>28835503
>>>>/soc/
MODS! I NEED MODS IN HERE! PLESAE USE YOUR SUPER POWERS TO BAN THEM BACK TO FAILEDNORMIEVILLE!
>>28842646
What? this thread is about me and my pals with autism...
>Thanks for the visit
Thanks for the message
>>28842646
/soc/ is for socialising with other 4channers, this is nothing of the sort
this is an educational thread for learning conversation skills and sharing funny original content
ONCE AGAIN I'M SCARED TO CHECK MY MESSAGES
does this ever go away?
>>28842816
yeah, after every time 50% of the messages are from autistic thai girls
>>28842816
no ;_; it never does
>>28842816
Girl I wished Happy Elliot Rodger's day a few days ago replied with
>haha rip
I was hoping for more t b h
its kinda sick how robots have to exploit third worlders just to try and get a gf
>>28842961
Is germany third world?
>>28843000
>he doesn't know what third world means
kek, obviously yes
>>28842961
you're samefagging breddy hard there
my current qts are some euros and a 'murrican
I have a girl who straight up told me that if I visited her country I have to come over and fuck her. How do I get nudes out of this?
>>28843073
"hmm convince me ;)"
>>28842219
ive been using all my mental brain power replying quick and theres stil +145 pile up left
fuuuuuck be carful what you wish for you, you just might get it and not know what to do with it
>if you weren't black, I would marry you
Thanks
>>28843087
damn, we have a chad thundercock helping us out
>>28843108
im available for the next two hours if anyone needs my expert advice
>>28843051
probably fake
/esotericism
trap or not, what do you think lads?
>tfw ignoring my qt in purpose, so it doesn't looks like I use the computer all fucking day.
it only shows up for them as "read" if you click the actual conversation right?
>>28843205
nuh uh
>>28843217
They can see you're online though
I wanna try this out but can't think of a good username, wat do?
>>28843087
Thanks Chad. Here's to hoping she complies.
>>28843311
WhitePride1488
has anyone visited this many qts?
>>28843228
>I left my computer on
Sunglasses in my profile pic, yes or no?
>>28843311
DumbFrogPoster69
>>28843311
Your username means very little. Well, it does to me. Maybe girls read more into it because they're illogical. If it all goes wrong, at least you got double doubles.
>>28843311
gnorw_gnihton_did_reltih
WELP another day another load of chubsters to reply to
this is slightly depressing
maybe this is what I get for putting no effort in, would I score higher if I message them myself?
Have a lighthearted profile and message the cutest ones yourself.
Girls will message you first if they think you're funny/interesting. Unfortunately weebs and generic hobbies are a dime a dozen. Creative profiles are much rarer.
Anyone else has a stalker? Basically a girl who checks out your profile every fucking day. I know I have one. Kind of mixed feels about it.
>>28844004
Message her, you donut
>using automated web scripts to make foreign girls talk to you
>>28844022
I'm talking to her. She's giving me creepy vibes. I can tell she's fucking nuts. What do?
>>28844110
Get the nudes and split, you donut
>Indonesian girl puts in her profile that "There are many beautiful things in the world, but she is not among them."
>She's like a 7/10 but thats most likely my yellow fever talking.
>She viewed me back after I ran a Qtcrawler search.
Should I just go for it message her?
>Also, she's light skinned Indonesian, not brown skin.
>>28844004
I have a qt stalker who's visited my account at least 10 times without messaging but she lives an hour away and I'm afraid of commitment ;~;
>>28844121
Exactly my plan. I've invested too much time into her to just fail. So how to best to proceed with getting nudes? Any Chad's lurking here?
>>28844155
Post the chat logs. Let's see where you're at
>>28844155
see
>>28843087
he can show you the way
>>28844004
How long did it take you to get the stalker? How many crawls?
I want one.
>>28844166
Just shitty small talk for a few days. I can tell she's interested in me since she's been saying how great and smart I am and all the other shit. Little does she know that I hate women and constantly fap every day to Facial Abuse.
>>28839277
She's probably Chris Hansen doing his new show.
This girl that literally looks your conventional 9/10 model messages me if I wanna skype, I'm not ready for this shit man, wtf. I reverse image searched here pics and it seems to be legit.
>>28844198
I don't use any scripts. Just checked out random profiles and she showed up in my viewing list. She even messaged me first.
>>28844217
lol i ended up tinyeyeing her pics and they were on the net. so i blocked
>want to to make an account
>no good pictures of myself
>too embarrassed to ask someone to take a picture of me
>>28844259
ruh roh
post her username, i want to see how obvious it was that she was fake
>>28844226
her pics literally point to model websites, what the fuck. All info seems to be correct and in order though
thank you for qtcralwer, my weird yellow fevered Swiss friend
>>28844428
how many of them are asian?
>>28844209
When you finish ruining her life could you post her username?Please
35 year old Thai woman.
Yay or nay?
>guy with puppy filter
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
>>28844644
kek
>girl with puppy filter
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
>>28844027
I would rather you would be my gf fembot but you won't so I do what I must.
>>28844348
meh just make one with shit pictures, I did
>>28844004
But when you script, don't you get so many views that you don't notice specific ones? How do you even notice a stalker?
>>28844259
literally havent heard the word tineye for about 3 years
>>28844843
he said he doesn't script >>28844242
desu I only use the script sporadically, and a little, so it wouldn't be too hard to tell. I couldn't handle more than a couple qtsgoddamn chubstersat once.
>>28844348
Pick the least worst pictures of yourself.
Tfw half filled out profile but no picutre and some german guy keeps looking at it.
>tfw falling in love with Brazilian qt
I need help, I desperately need help
I should just include all continents instead of only one, but my yellow fever to stronk. Plus im not even getting the good Asians anyway if I do Asia only.
>>28845108
fucking jungle asians
>tfw women don't respond to me in the language I'm learning
For fucks sake why does this keep happening
no blox please fuck jesus christ pls kill me already
>>28845198
did you say something that would be acceptable on 4chan but not elsewere?
>>28845149
Exactly, but I got viewed by this Indonesian I'm thinking about messaging. Not a brown skinned one either.
>>28845198
Context faggot
adas
>>28845253
I glanced at a muslim garb wearing Indonesian gril she viewed back. Her profile says you write first and be yourself.
>>28845239
>>28845296
I told her that I'm voting for Trump
>>28845380
This 3rd world nigger
Note: Writing stupid comments to qts actually seems to work.
so I guess interpals is only good if you're white, huh? i'm an arab, qtcrawled 2000 profiles and sent out messages. i even chose my whitest picture. 98 views and only 2 messages. its been 5 hours since then and still nothing new.
at least i know that the cunts viewing white profiles are just superficial money grubbing whores, as i am by no means ugly
>>28845679
Don't be salty, Achmed
>>28845679
Mammud the Sharif will not like this. Settle down with nice cousin girl.
>>28845679
Arabs have a bad rep on Interpals.
A sufficient number of them send creepy messages to every girl, especially whites, on Interpals. Choosing a white photo is good and you also need to make sure your profile is very friendly/disarming.
Also take more initiative messaging qts and putting effort into your messages.
I talk to my Jap qt on KiK now. She deleted her interpals and never told me. What has this relationship become.
>>28845826
You must move quick you are in the elimination rounds. Don't forget it is always a god damn race.
>>28845870
this 100% tbqhwyf move quick anon
>>28845870
> qt deleted interpals
> no other contacts on skype
I think I won lads
>>28845920
No you baka gaijin you haven't won. This is what I am talking about.
Lock it up
>>28845679
>using the qt crawler
Anta misri n3m?
How do you use the message all function? I can't find it
Holy fuck I must be retarded. How do I get the script working?
>>28846497
You download tampermonkey and then add the script by copying the script and pasting it into your tamermonkey thingy.
>>28846723
that's what I did. how do I get the script going?
>>28846742
You save it and then turn it on when you want to use it.
This is amazing, there's a ton of qts all messaging me I never thought I'd see the day. The only problem is that they all just wanna talk about language or some shit. Is there not a dating site of some sort that's similar that also has a qt crawler like thing?
Used the site for a week and it's gotten boring, none of the qts I've been messaging are on at the same time as me and it's really hard to find qts on here that aren't boring as fuck. I'll delete my account before the week is over.
>>28846778
how do I turn it on?
How the fuck do I take a good selfie without looking like complete shit?
>"Hi! I believe that you may be an interesting person, so I think we could get to know eachother"
Is this a good first message, or should I change it a bit?
>>28846798
Go on interpals. Click the tampermonkey icon on your Chrome. Turn your script on.
>>28846837
Tunisian/10
>>28846859
help origigonono
>get 1 new message
>adrenaline spike
>fucking spambot
>>28846837
"I believe that you may be an interesting person" isn't interesting nor will she care.
Interesting is a meaningless word. She also won't care what you believe. She wants to know she's interesting.
So tell her why you think she's interesting. Say that you like a band she likes. Say that you like a movie she likes. Ask her about something that you think she defines herself off.
There's no one-size-fits-all approach. >>28846887
Re-add the script. Make sure to copy-paste the script and only the script and that it fully replaces whatever was there before.
>>28846883
laughed out like the retard i am kek
>>28846821
Go outside, the natural sunlight makes you look way better than indoor lighting
>>28846903
sweet thanks dude, I think it's working now.
There's a number in the corner. What does this even do? What do I do now?
>>28846821
Download a filter app, the default camera usually takes pretty crappy photos.
>>28846903
I can't find "view all profiles"
>>28846974
1 just means it's on. If you don't like it turn it off.
>>28847001
Check the bottom left of the "online" page. The "online" page is the one with the number of people online.
>>28847039
There's "view all on one page" but not "view all profiles"
>>28847070
it means the same thing
>>28847093
ok so now what do I do?
>>28846903
Ok, yeah. I started thinking of it this way after a bit, ill change it up.
>>28847115
can you please just give up, if you're struggling this much with a script that has a clear read me file i don't think you'll fare well actually talking to girls
>>28847157
the read me wasn't very clear at all, and I already have a gf. I just don't very much understand the point of the script.
am I suppose to go through each profile individually? I thought this was a way to mass visit multiple profiles so that they see me visit them then possibly message me back, or some shit.
>>28846887
>>28847001
>>28847070
>>28847115
>>28847200
OK this time can you all just wait for me to make the next OP. I've updated the Pastebin with all the script info and FAQs so it's informative as fuck, and should reduce this sort of shit from clogging up the threads.
>>28847200
you click the view all on the same page thing, then when you the page reloads with all the profiles there's a new button that appears with all the filters and search settings at the top that says view all automatically and you just click that. come on buddy if you take a minute just to look at the page i'm sure you'll see
>>28847200
ok retard
1; download tamper monkey
2; go here https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
3;click on qtcrawler.user.js its in blue right under the readme file
4; click on RAW
5; now go to interpals
6; go to the online tab
7;set your filters and click filter
8 click on "view all on one page" its at the bottom
9; click on tamperminkey tab in your browser, add script, interpals script should already be there because you downloaded it in step 4
10; turn it on, now 2 new options will appear near the filter settings
pls i know you can do it retrd
brehs ive made a huge mistake, oh god
>>28847277
ahhh shit. I see it now. I've never seen the original layout of the webpage because I installed the script first. so that part didn't stand out to me.
thanks for helping me out :^)
Here's a tip, try to have a really good/funny username. Usually they'll start off commenting on it instead of just saying hi
>>28847326
that's ok but if you now make a hundred posts about what to say to girls i'll kick your ass
>>28847371
ok here's what you say bro
"waaaaahh!! you look SOOO KAWAII NEEH ^_^"
works EVERY time
>tfw girls only talk to me in English
It's not fair
>>28847481
what language do you want to talk to them in?
>>28847481
Just speak to them in whatever gookese you want to speak
>chinese girl with rabbit filter
Do they know how funny this is?
>>28847533
Italian but they never answer back more than 3 times
>>28847642
That's strange. I'm assuming that you're speaking to Italian girls and you're mostly messaging them first.
Are you messaging girls who are mainly looking for language exchange? Because if so, they're gonna want to speak in any other language then Italian. You need to target girls who haven't put down language exchange as a thing they want.
How do I tell if Message All is working? I clicked the button but nothins happening
I wonder if I should try this out. I'm not good looking but I have some ok pics and I am a white norwegian with blue eyes and brown/dark blonde hair.
>>28847693
You may be right about the language exchange, I rarely read profiles and just skim it to find something to ask about
>>28847768
Guaranteed qts as long as you're not fat. And whoever heard of a fat Norwegian
>>28847768
i would recommend it, just don't sperg out on a girl
>>28847791
>>28847790
Hmm I'll do this tomorrow when I'm on my pc. What sucks is if I find a qt I start to like. How am I supposed to meet her? Taking a plane to another country to meet a girl sounds scary not to mention expensive.
>>28847818
Ask her to come visit you x
So this is IRL me and the photo I used. SO far I've gotten nothing but muslims and russians.
How fare you guys?
>>28847835
I live at home.
>>28847842
Get rid of that earing and shave your beard, you look like a ragin homosexual
not even insulting you, you look hella gay
>>28847818
You can do what you like. Play the long game and keep her sweet for fucking ages until it is logistically possible for either of you to travel.
Or never end up meeting, like almost every girl you speak to on the internet. And it's not the end of the world. Don't go falling in love, remember that women are overgrown children and a meme.
>>28847860
If I shave this off I will literally die.
>>28847856
Then meet her at a cheap hotel near your home
>>28847842
im arab and ive got nothing
fuck you pal
considering making a chad account just to fuck with normie cunts
>>28847314
thats only the start. its 4 hours later im still trying to clear 80 messages
>after 90 minutes on skype finally manage to make an excuse to stop talking because i'm so drained and the fun of talking stopped awhile ago
>probably had enough human contact to keep me going for a couple of weeks
>she says 'ok talk to you tomorrow'
>slowly dawns on me that she will expect similar conversations every. single. day.
how do you gently lower her expectations while also encouraging her to take some clothes off
>>28847861
Yeah of course I know that. But as you also are aware of. Once you meet a qt girl with a 'nice' personality biology and not rationality takes over
>>28847864
(You) are a big guynoblox
>>28847842
This is not definite, but top-tier qts can find the smallest thing to put you on the "no" pile. Possible reasons:
>earring
>messy bed/room
>underwear showing
>beard (though some girls will like it)
>expression on your face (can't tell of course)
This is assuming that it's your picture that you're failing on. It could be anything else in your profile, or personal info that they don't like.
>An adult male manlet who browses r9k unironically has an earring
hmm
>tfw been texting a qt Thai girl I met on here
Is this fucking real hold me robots
>>28847897
I'm actually not complaining. This one Russian girl talking to me right now is a fucking 10/10. She's chatting me up SUPER hard and says hairy men turn her on.
I would also like a second opinion from the gays in this thread.
>>28847842
>hey come lay next to daddy for some netflix and chill ;)
>>28847873
Maybe you should stop looking at Europeans. I'm Arab and I have success with South Americans, fellow Arabs, Africans and Pakis
>>28847883
How do girls feel comfortable not replying? I feel real bad not replying to some messages.
>>28848019
dude I spit up my rum from that thank you
here's the qt russian. she's fucking on my balls
>>28848033
That's the thing though. I'm looking at Americans (As I myself am an American), Africans, SA, and Asians. I haven't gotten a response from any.
Kinda damaging my confidence, as I finally gathered enough of it to put a real picture of me online... Only to be met with zero results, while all the whites in this thread instantly get whores lining up for them. I don't even want a girlfriend, just someone to talk to... fuck.
>>28848057
>Anastasiagold
Classic mistake
>>28848057
>girl literally drunk messaging you and you think it's serious
lmFao no offense but seriously LOL
>>28848057
oh mate u fucked up
>>28848080
god damnit lol
>>28848080
>>28848100
>yfw it's a reverse fakie kickflip bait to trying and find more robots
It's a trap
>>28848074
Sorry my man its 2016.
You are Arab-American.
can the tripfag who keeps making these threads please include a warning about thai girls, it would really save time for all the newbies like this guy >>28847912
>>28848074I'm literally the same as you
>looking at fellow Americans
See this is problem number 1. People come to this site not to interact with their fellow compatriots
Second may be your profile picture and if you message first what do you send them?
>>28848100
For a girl that hot, if I were you I'd get proof that she's real.
I dream of a time when we can share our qts without fear of them being poached :(
>>28848080
>>28848089
>>28848096
>>28848100
>>28848118
All according to his keikaku
this will work right?
>>28848123
but there is a minority who don't mind the attention of the thai girls. i see it as a sort of rite of passage of IP. you deal with the thai cunts, you block them.
I also think when a newfag sees some kind of warning about Thai girls, he will still be like "great, girls will want to talk to me" and still make the same mistakes before realising how much of a fucking annoyance they are.
>>28848146
Even if it does you are still a faggot.
>>28848146
For fucks sake /int/
>>28848125
Pic related, that's my skin tone and is similar to the pose//dress in my profile picture
I usually message them 'hi' or something on their profile.. I dont know man, I am socially retarded like most real robots....
>>28848123
>>28848179
In fact... I will include a line about it. Why not
>>28848179
I consider thai girls like practice, warn up for the day, fire off a few weird messages to get it out my system then move on to normal girls
Reminder to join the autism pals Discord https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqmTYTsB
>Hey... why are you online all the time? Why do you reply so fast
Signed up for the website, visited profiles and already got my first message. It begins
>>28848201
That's the most white looking Arab I've ever seen in my life. If you actually wear a thawb and keffiya it would make sense why no one's responding, second ask stupid one liners like "have you ever been to x" or "is it true that in your country x is illegal"
>>28848228
I've never seen anything more retarded than the chat you linked.
>>28848179
She has been pretty clingy I guess, but I'm sure it'll die down r-r-right
Please tell me it'll die down she's super qt
>>28848259
that is a good fucking drink
>>28848228
Your discord has nothing to do with pal threads, fuck off with your shiling and reported.
Cock sucker.
>>28848228
theres 40 fucking people in here, are you telling me they are all from here? bullshit
Thais are a meme. They do not exist.
t. lonely robot
>>28848293
you can at least post your conversation and serve as a cautionary tale to the others
Problem with so many asians is that they are westaboos and hate their own culture ;_; just want a qt kgirl/jgirl who isn't a westaboo, I don't want to talk about Sherlock or Game of Throne ;_;
>do not visit discord spammer
added to pastebin
who /qtcreeper/ here??
How many countries are you scripting?
77/249 here.
lel that thai guys are the only blokes red pilled on thai girls
Beside the Asians most girls seem to be girls we post about in red flags threads.
Dyed hair, anime interests, Japan, grill gamer etc
>>28848492
How do you chose with countries you script?
Or are you just adding the continents you script?
fucking hell, this is one of the worst fagfag ones i've had for a while. not even from a brazilian
>>28848523
One of the 8 options you are given at the start is to select your country. Or countries. You can select as many countries as you want. It's awesome.
Is nobody else using it? It's loads better than qtcrawler, for now at least.
So how exactly do these qtcreeper things work I'm curious, I'm new here
>>28848696
Do you have an Interpals account? It "views" the profiles of all the females on Interpals (though there are variables you can specify) which will notify them that you have viewed them, and then a small proportion of these girls will message you and then you can have your own internet qt, or harem of qts.
You have to visit the link and install the script as in the readme
When we finally get to nearly 500 posts I can make the new thread will all the info in it. Then I can go to bed.
>>28848696
In short it saves you time by doing a mass viewing of profiles on the site. This will encourage women to view you back and message you without you doing any work. In shorter terms it's a way to boost your ego without putting effort
>>28848529
Duuuuude I have been hit on by three men and that is awful
God, whats with all the Asians and game of thrones, and sherlock?
>>28848800
Asians are plastic and have shit taste
b..but I'm not from Israel. I'm not even Jewish
>>28848800
>Observed
Its high end media go watch some local shows they have little value.
>How tall are you?
>>"I'm 173cm, and you"
>Oh, I'm 170cm :)
And then the conversation dies
And I'm actually 167cm just fucking end my pathetic existence holy shit I thought asians were supposed to be short
>>28848873
At that point your supposed to say
>at least I'm taller than you
Qts love that type of shit
Alright brobots.
Scored me a cute little slut. Problem is she's underage. So what tHE FUCK DO I DO
>>28848873
When will you learn?manlet
>>28848873
>Manet lying about his height
WHEN
>>28848911
have a wank and then decide if she's still worth it
NEW THREAD
>>28849045
>>28849045
>>28849045
NEW THREAD
>>28849045
>>28849045
>>28849045
Don't let it 404. OP needs sleep. Russian qts are literally waking up right now and they are waiting for you.
I haven't used social media in 3 years. How do you write about yourself in a profile without sounding like an idiot?
pls help.
how often can i qtcrawl i haven't gotten one message from a european
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