Hiro, please create a board called /hiki/ - hikikomori
Our idea was formerly named /wiz/ but is now named /hiki/ and we want this board to cater to social outcasts because /r9k/ is being overrun with shitposting.
Current proposed rules (subject to discussion and change):
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are non-virgins.
Exceptions:
-the use of hookers for sex
-having been raped/molested
3) Do not make porn threads or post porn (clothed and nude) for the sole intent of fawning over for but NSFW posting is allowed.
4)Camwhoring(tinychat/omegle),hookup, "rate me" threads, and posts and threads regarding relationships should go on /soc/.
5) Person worship threads (like Ashley Jones/Rose threads) are not allowed.
Strawpoll that brought this rule: http://strawpoll.me/6764875
Strawpolls:
>Should /wiz/ (now /hiki/) be created?
http://strawpoll.me/6735185
>Should gay threads be banned? (posters mentioning being gay is allowed)
http://strawpoll.me/676571
>Should /hiki/ be an unlisted board?
http://strawpoll.me/6776353
>What should the name of the new board be?
http://strawpoll.me/6767987
Previous /qa/ thread:
>>>435741
Posts explaining why we want a /hiki/ board
It bothers me that you don't differentiate between 2D and 3D
After a fitful night of dreams, an impetuous piercing cry emanates from your bedside, wrenching you from your slumber and throwing you, uncaring, into the real. You make out your surroundings. This is your bedroom. You lay under your covers, surrounded by posters of your favourite pop star. Everything appears to be as it was the night before, except for your stomach, which is now empty and nauseated.
It's morning.
Your PDA delivers you a motivational quote.
>"Be the change you wish to see in the world."
>>Some bumper-sticker and not Gandhi
What do you do?
Rub some lotion on my hands. They're freaking dry.
>>425573
You have no lotion in your room. The closest lotion is in the hall bathroom. Are you really ready to leave your bedroom yet?
While you mull this over, you kick off the covers.
Get naked
so apparently 4chan was only down for me earlier?
>>417777
sticky this
sticky this
>>419711
yes
>banned for posting this image on /int/ because "off topic international discussion only"
>this thread exists
>>>/int/54917337
this one too
>>>/int/54921517
why are mods so incompetent?
>>441616
mobile posters, everyone
>>441619
they just don't like you personally.
An anon in this thread >>433944 about a possible solution with how to fix /v/: Insert a 5 minute post time to /v/. As the anon said here
>Five minute post timer. It will keep people from treating the board like their shitposting outlet, help slower threads survive, keep more repetitive threads that are the same thing each time from reappearing because they're too much trouble to fill, and will also make common threads stick around longer without needing to be recreated and bumping off other threads.
>/v/'s problem is that it has a high number of underage and immature users who want to treat it like a second /b/. The best way to deter their lot is to bore them by making it so they can't act like a hyperactive 'tard.
>I don't see any other way. Saying "more mods/ janitors" is pointless. /v/ is already the most heavily moderated board, contrary to popular belief.
>Splitting the board will just be transplanting undesirable users from one board to another (making another /vg/). I'd also like it if talking about video games on 4chan wasn't a demonized practice, and that every board related to videogames wasn't a containment board of some sorts.
All of these points are valid and for good reasons. /v/ is filled to the brim with underage shitposters who keep trying to make /v/ into /b/ 2.0. 1 minute is simply too short of a period, and it enables the shitposter to keep spamming threads and making off topic threads constantly. The board is so fast that it cannot be properly moderated at all. If we were to slow /v/ down by making the posting timer 5 minutes, or at the very least maybe 3, you would start to bore the shitposter. They simply would not want to wait 5 minutes just to make a simple shitpost.
best idea
I know the idea is extreme, but its the only way at this point to at least clean /v/ up. We have to bore the shitposter to death
>>434107
I actually think this is a good idea
Imagine that you wake up tomorrow and every one of your 4chan posts you've made in the past 5 years suddenly shows up on a magical new archive site that somehow lists your full name, address, telephone number, and IP address.
Would your life change dramatically if people widely knew 1. that you posted here and 2. the kinds of things you posted here?
they'd see i'm one of the biggest shitposters alive and that i'd try to defend anything if it means more bites
also, fuck the captchas
The fact that I post here would be strange to most of the people I know. What I post here, is something they would not be proud of, and I'm pretty sure I would eventually be put back on medication if they knew.
>>439218
I really don't think my life would change very much. The information would likely get used by the IRS and other bill collectors who are looking for me to pay down old student loan debt though, so there is that.
What has moot been doing with his life ever since he abandoned his only notable occupation and accomplishment?
Working retail.
>>436263
Probably finding himself, and realizing his existence is meaningless without 4chan.
I hope he's happy.
Why is the board allowed?
Its basically an /r/4chan colony
>>437961
It's just a containment board for faggots who want to meta-post.
>>437961
>implying /r/4chan and 4chan haven't always had exactly the same userbase
Notice how people on /qa/ keep referring to 4chan as "you" or "they" and themselves as "us" or "we".
Seriously just do it already. /qa/ is turning into the anti /a/ board lately, and its getting insane having to see 10 different threads about this subject. Anyone who talks shit about /a/ or anime in general should be banned, just like those who spam go back to that place that starts with R and ends with T.
It's almost certainly false flagging, you dork
>>437045
Then its literally the same group of people every single day. They're probably all either shitty trolls, which I really think they are, or they are some newfags who hate anime so badly they just want it gone from here
>>437042
>requesting anime on /a/ gets you globally banned for breaking requestds outside of /r/ rule
>requesting milfs, lolis etc is fine
yeah /a/ is dogshit lad, the 20 eternal generals every season don't help
How to leave 4chan forever?
Collect cp, and call the fbi.
You don't. If you're asking this question it's already too late.
>>435916
What's cp?
Why is there no Medical/Health board yet?
In theory, 4chan is a very, very good website. But in reality, it isn't so great. In theory, a medical help board would be great. In reality, false and misguided information would be everywhere. People could accidentally do great harm to themselves due to the "advice" they might be given. If people need help, they really should talk to a doctor, or at least a go to multiple, somewhat reputable websites to get a better idea of what's wrong or what they should do.
TL;DR: Don't trust the people on 4chan with your well-being.
>>439238
>Medical/Health board
Because that isn't a hobby and that is actually a serious topic. It doesn't belong here at all for multiple reasons.
>>439243
>In theory, 4chan is a very, very good website.
I'd love to know what theorist thought an anonymous website was a good idea, so I can punch them in the gut.
>2007
>people are racist ironically just for jokes
>people make fun of white supremacists for being retards
>nobody cares if people don't like them
>2016
>unironically racist
>constantly falseflag to give their boogeyman legitimacy whilst complaining about falseflags
>bring up how much they hate niggers and talk about politics in unrelated discussions constantly
>cries about being oppressed because every other board hates them
What went wrong?
>>426160
you've been here for one year and don't realize that it's always been this way
>>426164
*gives reddit gold*
>>426160
People who spend way too much time on the internet take it way too seriously.
Honestly, why are tripcodes allowed if people misuse them?
Because God gave us free will.
>>439651
>god
>free will
You are wrong in so many levels.
>>439652
I'll pray for you
Anyone else, as they've grown up, become really bothered by lolicon?
In my teens and early 20s I used to not care, had a "whatever floats your boat" attitude and ignored it. However I guess my paternal instinct has kicked in and I find it utterly repulsive and triggering now, to the point where I wish it was banned from 4chan or at least there was someway to filter it so I never had to see it. It's a pedo content, period, and it's bothersome that there are people out there who like it and act so creepy about it.
>>440672
I'm kinda like that I guess. I find it sad and pathetic, along with stupid threads with a picture of a girl (real or drawn) and the comment being something like "I want to lick her feet/armpits!"
Nope, only you.
Is there any one thing that every board from /a/ to /pol/ to /wsr/ can agree on?
Anything at all?
delete 4chan
>>438054
8gag blows goats
>>438054
OP is a faggot
