TREE KING GENERAL /TKG/
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http://komonews.com/live/event
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>daylight returns
>some lady offers coffee to the treeking
>treeking clambers partway down and tells lady to fuck off
>returns to throne
>news helicopter getting ready to broadcast
>drone standing by until rain stops
>Man with goat named "deer" stops by in support of tree king
>goat gets fed apples
>CURRENT STATUS: LOUNGING IN TREETOP
>THREAT LEVEL ORANGE: POLICE CORDONING OFF AREA FOR IMMINENT ACTION
ALL HAIL TREEKING
1st for memes
There's a hole in my heart
As tall as a tree
For that poor little man
Who's stuck halfway to Hell.
Though we can't get him out
We'll do the next best thing.
We go on /pol/ and sing, sing, sing.
And we're sending our love up the tree.
All the way up.
Chorus:
We're sending our love up the tree.
Up the tree!
Praise kek!
Treeking!
GOAT Wizard
Nest of the apocalypse
>>68539666
>surround the base of the tree with air-bags (the kind the firefighters use)
>tranq the tree man
>tree man falls out onto air bag
>arrested
easy peasy
This thread
>666
Tree King Hypothesis.
Fact 1: Tree King has climbed the tree for our sins.
Fact 2: Meme magic is real. Praise Kek!
Fact 3: There is Jewish symbolism, the Star of David, in front of Tree King.
Fact 4: Jewish tradition holds that the number 36 has had special significance since the beginning of time: According to the Midrash, the light created by God on the first day of creation shone for exactly 36 hours; it was replaced by the light of the Sun that was created on the Fourth Day. The Torah commands 36 times to love, respect and protect the stranger. Furthermore, in every generation there are 36 righteous people (the "Lamed Vav Tzadikim") in whose merit the world continues to exist. In the modern celebration of Hanukkah, 36 candles are kindled in the menorah over the 8 days of that holiday (not including the shamash candle).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36_(number)#In_religion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
Fact 5: Goat man and Deer (Dear?) the Goat and Apple Man has graced the presence of Tree King. This parallels the Three Wise Men traveling to honor White Baby Jesus, who was Jewish in culture and religion.
Fact 6: The tree has been there since the 1970s and is a landmark in Seattle, Washington. A famous site grabs the attention of people, enough attention to send a message.
What message does Tree King have for the world?
In with Dear The Goat
>>68539666
Do devil digits confirm goat as Satan?!?!
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>>68539909
>>>/twitch/
>>68539900
wasted double dubs
>>68539666
There is one general already.
The fuck you made another one?
I haven't had this much fun on /pol/ since the Oakland Fast & Furious Great Escape.
I hope Treeman get's his own channel.
>>68539666
>dem digits
I knew he would still be there. I'm ready for another comfy day.
What do you guys think his neurosis is? Is he delusional, simply defiant or is this a cry for attention? He's clearly not suicidal.
I was thinking paranoid schizophrenia yesterday but I wasn't able to hear him.
>>68539996
Not wasted. Now I am sure the goat represents Satan.
>>68540025
Are you not familiar with 4chan my friend? There is a bump limit. Please refrain from posting further until you acquire the proper amount of 4chan knowledge and sense of chan culture.
>>68539666
If doubles he jumps from the tree and does a double backflip before hit hits the ground.
>>68540109
I think he is probably sane just fancied climbing the tree.
>>68539389
i agree that if nobody paid attention to the guy he would have come down a long time ago. it was literally one of my posts a few threads ago. the fact of the matter is that lots of people are paying attention to him and if the cops didnt show a presence and let him fall out of a tree unsupervised your faggot ass would be complaining that nobody tried to help him.
you're a complaining faggot. no matter what the government does you will complain. hopefully this message gets through to you but i suspect it wont
>>68540167
If you had say "the goat represents satan confirmed" and got double dubs, it wouldn't have been wasted.
But the fact that you asked the question while getting double dubs does not meme anything and it is a waste.
Deal with it.
REAL BREAD
>>68539263
>>68539263
>>68539263
Yes, I am the Lorax who speaks for the trees, which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please. But I'm also in charge of the brown Bar-ba-loots, who played in the shade in their Bar-ba-loot suits and happily lived eating truffula fruits. Now, thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough truffula fruit to go 'round!
>>68539666
What the fuck is this
Why is he doing this
>>68540399
fuck off
what do the hand signals mean
wow he's still at it, what a champ
>>68540461
Because he can. This is Murica. You all have to ask for permission to leave your house.
>>68540493
have fun getting cucked in the noreplies thread ahmed
>Seattle
>people climb up trees and become kings
>people randomly walk around with goats
There's something extremely fishy with this city.
Is it a wizard hideout?
>>68539887
The police and media have more important things to worry about
they are putting more effort into this than anything else, crime, drugs, jobs, education,
he is here to tell us we as society have fucked up priorites in this world
is it a coincidence this happened on the day of Brussels attack? Which in of itself was a turning point in ways that only people here on pol know what I am talking about
he was driven mad long ago by society, and is a modern jester to entertain and distract us and act as a living satire and social critisism of Modern society
look at all the unconditional interactions, people WANT this to be crazy ad it turns into a circlejerk of crazieness and distraction because that is what we want, amplified by the internet as we sit "comfy" in our homes sheltered from the outside madness of the world
>>68540627
fuck off
>>68539666
Will they just beanbag this faggot already
>>68540656
they also call it the "emerald city"
Goddamn twin threads.
>>68540741
why?
>journalism classes watching this
>>68540827
So much pressure must be on these guys now.
>>68540827
>>68540702
i say again
its a circle jerk of priorities and sensationalism in the Media
amplified by the internet
Guess he was trekking along the streets if seattle.
>>68539896
Is that him? Where does he get a goat? Why? Is he some kind of artist or just some liberal hobo? Is this a stunt? I saw him on the couch in the city.
>>68540951
this is a display of degeneration
>>68540764
at the end of the faster thread, just link the slower thread or make a new one and the slower one filters into that one when it's done
is this your first eventbowl?
Camera man confirmed for ADHD.
>>68540574
Saved, thanks fampai
>>68541016
and the media likes that, the media promotes that, the media brainwashes younger generations to be like this
>You're on in less than a minute
>You might want to man your camera
>Ha ha ha
>>68541025
Which was bigger, ferguson chimpout? Or Zimmerman trials?
>>68540656
naw just lefties and potheads
that thread and that man show how dumb and degenerate americans are
>>68541117
the media PROFITS from it
and the goverment gets FREE COVERAGE AND GOOD PUBLIC RELATIONS AND THEY DONT HAVE TO TO REAL FUCKING WORK
JOURNALISTS DONT HAVE TO COVER REAL FUCKING STORIES
stream ded here
so what is his purpose? does he have something to claim about?
LET HIM BE!
LEAVE HIM IN THE TREE!
need stream for our lord treeking anons
let's dispel this notion that treeking don't know what he is doing
GOOK WOMAN KNOWS SECRETS
NATURE CALLS
>>68539666
Let's dispell this notion that Tree King doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
>>68541360
http://komonews.com/live/event
What secrets has he discovered that has drived him to this lads?
IS THE MOTHER FUCKING TREE KING ISIS INSPIRED?
>be random cuck journalist
>wait your whole life for the story that's gonna take you from anonimity to the front of the scene
>it never happens
>you cry and scream and rage
>treeking hears your plea
>proceeds to climb up tree to answer your prayers
>you get called to cover this story
>the whole world is watching you
>you joke it off but, deep in your heat, you know this is it, this is the moment that's gonna change your life forever
>you hold your tears with only one thought running through your heart
>Thank you treeking
>>68541197
Got a bomb to catch achmed
>>68541515
thanks anon
all hail treeking
im surprised nobody has flown a drone up to him
>>68539878
That pic kinda turns me on
>>68541514
He's challenging a non police state to see if they will force him down at which point he will claim violation of rights or some shit I dont know american law. Can a grown man stay in a tree for an extended period?
Is he sucking his own dick
>for a day
THESE KEKS DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU CAN'T BECOME KING AND STEP AWAY AFTER ONE DAY.
ONCE YOU TASTE POWER YOU CAN NEVER LET IT GO
>>68541674
where have you been?
>>68540266
No you dipshit newfaggot...
There is another general running PARREAL to this one, unnecessary attention whoring.
TREEKING dissapointed
>>68541674
...lurk more, faggot.
serious question, tho.
Why does the journalist feel the need to talk shit and tell the world his feelings and shit.
Why don't they just stream the video and shut up?
hahahaha wtf
his ass?
>>68541798
>mfw the cops show up and shoot him out the tree.
>>68541735
I FUCKING CALLED IT YES
>>68541805
lol someone actually did it, was it the police or just some asshole?
I seriously wish these two fucks would shut up.
is he giving birth to our next god and savior?
>>68541978
it's a full moon in Seattle
>>68541978
Tree sex YES!
>>68541998
It was /pol/
Why did they zoom out? was he taking a shit?
DAT ASS THO
>>68541998
He is in the thread, launching soon with gifts for the god
ITS OGRE BROS HE HAS GIVEN UP
its ogre
>>68541572
nice
So what is this, some hipster shit making a stand against the "man"?
>>68541805
What's that red flash?
ITS OVER
>>68539666
First thing I read on /pol/ today. Idk wtf is going on but I'm glad I'm here. Thanks satan
WITNESSED
How many hours he spent in tree?
F
He's done this last night, he'll climb down only to ASCEND TO THE HEAVENS AGAIN.
GOD SPEED TREE KING
Situation still /fluid/ he has descended to optimal negotiation and illumination height.
He is coming down!
He's coming down!
>>68542392
POSTING IN A EPIC BREAD
I went to bed, what happened to him, is he still up there?
I can't get the stream to work anymore.
>tfw stream wont load
>>68542313
no, he's just a pissed off hobo that wants to everyone to fuck off.
FUCK I GOT A TEST IN 3 HOURS
The hero Seattle deserves, but not the one it needs right now
>>68541998
it was /pol/
>>68542454
>>68542453
original comment
NOTREE MAN DONT GO DOWN
am i withnessing it?
I hope he's trolling.
As soon as he is on the ground a cop will shoot him.
I am calling it
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE STREAM
fucking christ these amateur camera morons are insufferabel
literally every time something happens they go down
If he descends, we all descend.
he's finnaly coming down
>they shit up the stream
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are the police even there? You're not allowed to climb a tree?
Stream isn't working for me, is it still up? The komonews one?
Go back up! Do not go down you will get cucked!
>>68542556
He isnt black, nobody will shoot him
>>68542556
They'll say the branch in his pants looked like a gun.
Or that the chips on his hands could've been potentially lethal for the fat cops that are unable to run for their lives.
NOOOOOOO
noooooooooooooooo TREE KING
>ONLY AUDIO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DON'T GO DOWN MY KING
>>68542607
you're not allowed to shit from a tree aparently
>>68542618
this, any other streams?
HES STILL FUCKING THERE.
>>68542643
the Seattle PD shoot everyone, regardless of color
they've killed a ton of white Hobos in the past few years.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S OVER
its OGRE
#MANOUTOFTREE
BOOTS ON THE GROUND
ITS OVER
TREEKING HAS NOW CLAIMED THE GROUND INTO HIS DOMAIN
>>68542717
HE HAS LANDED BOYS HE HAS LANDED
Get back up there! Did he even shit from the top?
GO BACK UP KING
>>68539666
OBERON PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR KINGDOM. THE FAE NEED YOU.
wtf live stream = shit!!!
DID HE FALL? HE:S ON THE GROUND
GODDAMNIT TREE KING WHY
>>68539666
is this actually real?
>>68542480
Don't be a low test
BE HIGH TEST LIKE THE TREE KING
who will go next?
the throne is ready for the taking
I was there when tree king was kill
>>68542744
Don't they have better things to take care of?
GIVE HIM YOUR MEME MAGIC TO GET HIM UP IN THE TREE SAY:
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
WE CAN MAKE HIM STAY UP THERE IF YOU BELIEVE IN MEME MAGIC
hes talking to the plants
#plantking
>>68542849
it's a fucking madhouse here m8.
HAS THE STREAM GONE DOWN? NEW STREAM WHERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw0MBr0Y5x0
why aren't they jumping him??
eating
is that fried chicken?
having a burger
>inb4 he eats and climbs back up
>>68542899
IT HAS BEGUN. GO BACK UP, KING. TAKE MY MAGIC TOO
>STREAMCRASH
is descent definitive?
>STREAMCRASH
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
fuck im too late
nom nom nom nom nom
HE DESCENDED TO EAT. HE WILL SIT ON HIS THRONE AGAIN SOON
Did he come down??
>>68542952
the bum only did it for food and smokes.
He's hella hungry
What is he eating?
Did they bribe him with food at the bottom of the tree?
>>68542952
they probably will if he goes back to the tree
inb4 he's just going down to get his backpack
Why aren't the cops bumrushing him?
Why are they sitting around like a bunch of incompetent bimbos?
>>68542842
he lives !! he came down by himself
>>68542952
This. I thought this was America.
>>68542922
>>68542993
Working fine for me. Maybe the UK isn't allowed to see the tree.
SHITTY CAMERAMAN ZOOM OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
>pic related is the people around the treeking
>>68542975
It's roasted squirrel.
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>be homeless
>climb tree
>get free food
if police dont bumrush him they're retards desu
>man climbs a tree
>makes headline news in burgerstan
i'm finally free from this thank you treeking
>>68542978
MEIN SIDES
Feeding Time
It'd be sum kek if he went straight back up after he'd gorged himself on the food of the land dwellers. Oberon please return to your kingdom.
>>68543100
uk here am watching
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>68542993
What gives you, mere mortal, the right to question how and when the Arboreal Overlord descends to be with his servants?
The Holy Book of Tree King published when?
>>68542913
I've never seen a news report this fucking based before
>Canadians are weird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R78l6ZOPy9o
THE STREAM IS ONLY PLAYING ADS NOW REEEEEE
What is he eating? An apple?
>>68543070
they are intimidated by his power
i was at home when /paul/ phone
treeking is kill
'no'
Thank god he's eating!! I hope he goes back up after eating.
GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE TREE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE GOD DAMMIT
He eats so he can take more ogre shits from his tree perch. Bravo!
>>68543187
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>68543213
pear
>>68540656
The entire West coast is just weird
And not in a good way
This stupid faggot shouldnt have donated all of his food and money to Bernie.
THE MAN FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE MAN IN THE TREE WHO NOW IS NOT IN THE TREE
>>68543124
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>68543213
chicken leg
post yfw he runs back up the tree
>>68543213
A raw potato
lol they're gunna strap him to a stretcher
yeah, shut up cameraman
>>68543167
>tfw it is his own shit that he is actually eating.
THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING LOBOTOMIZE HIM
GET BACK IN THE TREE
ROLL 36 AND HE CLIMBS BACK UP
>>68543146
It is the most important happening of March 22 in the year of our Arboreal Overlord 2016
>Cops turn to talk each other for one second
>treeking ascends the tree again
>>68543205
>no ad block
Top pleb
>>68543315
he's a bitch not gonna happen
>>68543315
>post yfw he runs back up the tree
then ask for more food
ITS OVER
THIS WAS JUST A BET WASN'T IT?
prepping the straps to hold his crazy ass down
>>68543269
Homeless people in SF were quite aggressive tbqh family
$50 he runs back up the tree.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE OBERON.
>>68543222
checked
and i agree dad
chillest end in the world
FUCKING RUUUUUN TREEKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND ON THE SECOND DAY, THE TREEKING CAME DOWN FROM HIS TREE ONLY TO PROMPTLY RETURN BACK UP IT AND IT WAS GOOD.
he better climb that fucking tree again
gonna laugh like a madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0fI6Y9Gsdw
All of this force for a man in a tree? Its just some bum in a tree. Whats the big deal?
>he submits
IT'S OVER
>>68539887
ALLAHU AKBAR.
It's all over. He is strapped in. He's in custody.
Tree King using meme magic to quell the hostility of the SPD and get a comfy ride to the hospital
IT CANT BE
>just tuned in
>he's already down
>all these cops with rifles and tear grenade launchers
what the fuck did they think he was gonna do? What did they think they were even gonna do with that stuff? Great use of tax dollars.
>that fucking rifle
>>68543345
For the King
Welp family... I've been watching this 12 hours. It's clear whatever tweak he was on wore off.
IT'S TIME WE SPREAD MEME MAGIC TO OTHER BOARDS
WE NEED TO CAPITALIZE ON THIS HAPPENING AND SPREAD TO /out/
>>>/out/720043
>>>/out/720043
>>>/out/720043
MAKE SURE TO KEEP THE SHIPOSTING LOW, WE'RE JUST SPREADING LOVE HERE
>stream doesn't load
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68540810
Trees you dense fuck
>>68543591
it's right next to major streets and they didn't want him falling on people
>>68543471
FUCK
He's not too far from me. Is he still up there? I'm at work so I can't check.
But Seattle cops are fucking nigger tier. They won't do anything unless he starts murdering people because Seattle is a beta city. Hugs and love and shit. He'll sue the shit out of him successfully if they put down mats or nets to catch him and then hit him with pepper balls or tranq
>>68543618
There's a lot of wood in a tree, he could have fashioned all sorts of weaponry.
>>68543315
TREEKING, YOUR KINGDOM NEEDS YOU
LIve long treeking! it's over
did dronebro even deliver? i just got back to see treeking climb down
HEY EVERYONE
TREEKING'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS TREE
Stream stopped working
>>68543363
ghost pls. this thread is for treeking
It's lonely at the top. He knew better... what a magnanimous king.
DRONEBRO CONFIRMED IN THE AIR
/pol/ 1st Airborne Division is back
"A drone has just flew over"
>climb a tree
>get free food
>get free healthcare
burgerland numba 1
A DRONE FLIES ATOP
>>68539666
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
Lost it..
MORE LIKE TREE QUEEN LMAO
coulda been a legend
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE HOW ANGRY I AM. I WATCEHD THIS SHIT FOR TEN FUCKING HOURS AND THE SECOND HE DESCENDS THE STREAM STOPS WORKING FUCK YOU GOD WHY DO YOU HATE ME
DRONE BRO WAS TOO LATE
DRONE
They are going to cut down the tree to prevent a repeat aren't they?
kek dronebros trying to dive bomb him still
>a drone just flew over
>>68543716
And that warrants rifles and 6 cylinder tear gas launchers? He might have a sharp stick?
Our Lord retreats to the comforts of the loony bin. Godspeed!
>Stream just kept loading ads
REEEEEEE
FUCK YOU DRONEBRO
>le witty and edgy social/arts experiment
>>68543840
nah it's used for christmas
DRONE BRO CALLED OUT
COPS ARE COMIN FOR YOU
>>68543786
great more attention whoring with no actual results from dronenigger
>>68543828
yeah im pretty pissed about that
>>68543798
>free
BERNIE PLEASE
Rest well treeking, you earned it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ
Tree king was gently patted down by police officers, and laid down to rest on a gurney by helpful fire fighters and ambulance officers.
Treeking will begin his slumber. Rest now treeking. We will await your return.
DRONEBRO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU MISSED IT.
ripip treeking
fuck that dumb drone cunt.
This is some Hey Arnold-type shit going on.
DRONEBRO wtf????
tree king is grounded
Someone climb the tree!
Become the new treeking!
> a lot interesting
these people on the stream talking are faggots. SHUT UP FAGGOTS
He came down because he was embarrassed that his arse was shown to the world. I thought our treeking was braver than this -_-
>>68543741
>Isle of Man
>Tree of King
>>68544022
>44022
kek wills it
Did he leave his wizards staff at the top?
HE WOULD STILL BE UP IF DRONEBRO WASN'T SUCH A FAG
>>68544022
THIS
TREEKEING IS BEING USHERED AWAY IN A LUXURIOUS THRONE OF GREATNESS
The future of humanity is safely secured in a gurney.
sleep tight tree king
better start fucking running drone faggot because the cops are coming to get you
I GO EAT AND THIS HAPPENS?!?!?
WHAT HAPPENED
now he gets a nice warm bed in a psych hospital and lives like a king for a week or two
>>68543840
If it was the UK, yes.
>>68544018
One guy stuck in a tree
CALL EVERYONE BUT THE NATIONAL GUARD IN
>>68544103
OH SHIT TREEKING CONFIRMED FOR ULTIMATE RUSE
>>68544026
They've been talking like 12yr olds for 12hrs. I feel bad for them.
Treeking Is Ded
F A L S E
L
A
G
>>68544104
>Press F to pay respects
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
DON'T WORRY FOLKS I'M SURE HE'LL GET ALL THE HELP HE NEEDS
>>68544145
they shot him out, treeman is kill
What now?
>>68539666
>TREE KING GENERAL
literally, what
i wonder what he was on
>>68544219
can't believe he jumped :(
>>68544124
what did he do?
>>68544242
we go our separate ways and never forget our king
>>68544242
go do whatever you were going to do before someone climbed a fucking tree
I JUST WANTED TO WATCH A MENTALLY ILL HOMELESS MAN TUMBLE TO HIS NATIONALLY BROADCAST DEATH IN THE STREETS OF SEATTLE
IS THAT REALLY SO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK?!
At this point I'm so redpilled ill probably be the next treeking. People here are such fucking sheep that being redpilled in western WA you're pretty much considered treeking tier if you're not an ultra liberal sheep or the dreaded "one percent". If I do it I'll k..keep you posted
>>68544219
rip treeking you will be with the gods now
He stayed in the tree for 1488 minutes. That was must have been his agenda.
>>68544276
Did he at least try to deliver Treeking some food?
>>68544269
love
Sleep well, father!
>>68544103
It's famoos youtuber le spectacular atheist!
>>68544341
Get out of King County bro.
>>68544368
no he's just an attention whore
>>68541989
Its not a nigger
DRONEBRO, RUN UP AND CLIMB THE TREE, ANNEX IT FROM THE FORMER TREEKING AND CARRY ON HIS LEGACY.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no no no
I'm a treeman
Tree man
shitting down the tree
Up here alone
Is this the signal to begin the communist revolution, lads?
>>68543981
What a fitting closing theme.
TREEKING WAS IN THE TREE FOR 1738 MINUTES, CONFIRMED AS FETTY WAP FAN
>>68544328
its been so long i can't even remember.
>>68544409
Come to snoho
>>68544328
but that was shitposting...
are those fuckin bombs or something going off?
he will be on cnn after a good nights rest kek
IT'S OVER! IT'S FUCKING OVER! IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING! TREEKING WILL SPEND THE REST OF HIS NATURAL LIFE IN PRISON FOR HIS CRIMES!!!
wtf are those gunshot sounds
>mfw treeking gets food, money, healthcare and dronebro gets arrested and locked up for ten years
>>68544341
Make it happen.
thread theme still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ
I want Raspy to return to scream his name one last time.
Is there or will there be any videos chronicling his journey? I missed most of it.
>>68544326
THE ONE TRUE KING
OUR ARBOREAL OVERLORD
>>68544518
Cops shooting Niggers
>>68544523
He's not a bro, he deserves it:
>>68544276
>>68544222
WRAP UP THREAD
>>68544222
WRAP UP THREAD
>>68544222
WRAP UP THREAD
That fucking website only gives me a loop of advertisements.
>>68544414
he's a big fat faggot
Treeking Treeking why can't you see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYbsAVdkYw
Save him Treebeard!
>>68544341
Take the pilgrimage to the land of macys, climb the tree of the old treeking and retrieve his staff from his nest. Only then will your eyes be opened to the true redpill.
>>68544513
He'll get like 3-6 months in a mental hospital.
If I were there I would be in the tree right now
>>68544596
Fair enough! I vote public execution for the stringless dronecuck!
>>68544341
climbing that tree and refusing to come down should become a regular happening for local nuts, protestors and hobos.
who is tree king and what's so special about him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
>>68544741
>photograph as png
>>68544683
>>68544683
>>68544683
>>68544683
>>68544683
>Take the pilgrimage to the land of macys, climb the tree of the old treeking and retrieve his staff from his nest. Only then will your eyes be opened to the true redpill.
>>68544780
>who is tree king and what's so special about him?
>ITS 2106
>TREEKING perfect metaphor for Americans
>fed up
>beat down
>climb tree
>shit on cops
>get chikn
>free downers at the hospital
Most seattle thing of the year
>>68545110
Did he leave his rod of power in the tree?
OMG this really happened...
Look at that tree king go
It's the freakiest show
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on in the tree?
>>68545202
Cops probably would have bumrushed him if he brought it. It remains for the next messiah to recover.
THIS IS NOT THE END
>>68544069
what is this picture of ants
>>68545355
Someone needs to go climb the tree and retrieve the staff.
FUCK
I MISSED IT
R.I.P. TREEKING
i need to know to what location they are taking him. i will break him out. tree king belongs in tree.
>>68544219
lol i was watching this guy for a day and now he is dead . i almost need to crry
