What lessons did you learn from based treeking, /pol/? Was treeking love? Was he the hero the world needed? Or was he just a homeless man taking a shit in a tree?
>>68544222
dub tripps confirm,
He will be Treeking forever
>>68544222
Treebeard noooo
>>68544222
>Was he the hero the world needed?
>Or was he just a homeless man taking a shit in a tree?
both
>tfw you get tripps two threads in a row
Let us all remember that Dronecuck was Judas & Treeking was based.
>>68544222
I cant believe what happened.
Goodnight sweet prince.
3-22-16
Never Forget our Arboreal Overlord.
>>68544222
>them dubtrips
Treeking climbed so we wouldn't have to
Hero
trips are nothing w/o tree king
RIP treeking
You were too good for this world, gravity was not your friend
The Tree King has descended, so have we all.
goodnight sweet prince
What did we learn today?
Seattle is a socialist hellhole who's homeless problem has become so bad that the rest of the country is now being entertained by Seattle being so cucked.
>>68544222
I learned that if you're ever hard up for smokes, climbing a tree might be good for a few.
I also learned that if you own a drone, you should also probably own string and use it for good rather than just being a pest.
I've learned if I ever pull a stunt like him to bring a harness and enough supplies for a few days. And to pick a sturdier tree. My belief that quad copter owners are just bandwagoning attention whores was strengthened.
he could get a job as a tree pruner
F
He climbed for our sins.
Did he fall?
Nevar Forget
Treeking has descended and been carried off by the faggots.
Press F to pay respects
>>68544796
>TREE
Dronebro brought us the first glimpse into the future of /pol/'s airforce.
Never before have we had such a thing.
qt to the rescue
I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of him. He will return to once again to claim the wooden throne for himself.
>>68544222
It was all for nothing, Treeking is going to prison, or at the very least a psych ward. We'll never hear from him again. The memories we have of this time will fade with passing of the days, and the last swan song of the Treeking will be whisper of his name in an archived 4chan thread.
>>68544958
We all fell, except the Treeking..
>>68544799
WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DID IT END?
IS TREEKING KILL?
>>68544222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
NVR4GET
>>68545048
he climbed down, ate a pear and jumped on the gurney willingly
To me this makes me think even more that no matter how hard we try we cannot defeat the evil ones who are in control of this world. No joke but mass suicide would be good for this world. We would be so much happier dead. I wish to but the pain and fear of actually killing myself gets to me. We will never win.
Who here is comfy on their perch?
>>68544890
I think the spontaneity made it better fampai. He just decided to climb a tree. Would've assumed it was some retarded protest if he came prepared.
>>68545106
you fucker were telling people he jumped
>>68544799
Clever and subtle use of an image out of context.
You've successfully trolled everyone who only ignored the threads.
I missed it what did the drone do to make the cops want to go after it?
>>68545048
He didn't fly so good.
>>68545128
Fair enough. If you stayed ambiguous enough with your motives I could see being prepared as reasonable.
what a fucking waste of time that was, you guys actually got excited over a guy in a fucking tree?
http://imgur.com/a/IYc8T
wallpapers
and listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA
Do not be sad for Tree Gnome. For he has eloped with Ygdrassil and therefore continued the safety and prosperity of humanity.
One of the 36, he has done his part, and now must blend back into society.
Thank you based Tree Gnome.
POST ANY AND ALL TREE KING THEMED PICTURES, VIDEOS AND MEMES.
>>68545003
amen
>>68545285
fuck off senpai, this was a hilarious incident and created some of the best OC in a long time
>tfw I spend my entire afternoon watching an autistic schizophrenic hobo getting stuck in a tree
When I was a kid I used to have dreams and hope. This is utterly depressing
IF YOU WANT TREEKING TO LIVE THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN COMFY PEACE, USE THE LAST OF YOUR MEME MAGIC AND SAY THIS PHRASE:
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68545177
Shot up a school
>>68545285
Stop pretending you had something better to do with your life.
>>68545375
I'm joshing I'm only upset because I missed most of it
>>68545177
they had nothing else to do all night
>>68545171
Just doing my duty
>>68545377
Shhh...It's over now.
Don't forget. This is forever.
>EEEEEEVERYBODY ON THE STREAM HELLOO ONEEES AGAIN
ALL GET ON THE TREE TRAIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObVE8FS7wSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGZZsbQBLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZ-9SP-XNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeUkGt6-H7I
>>68545177
The Feds have cracked down on private drone usage. So most cities and states have anti-drone laws.
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68545003
> go to prison for climbing a tree
Truly the land of freedoms.
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU.
Now the jews are gonna either crucify him or lock him up for good.
Fucking jews.
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68544723
Too deep man
>>68545377
At least you got dubs, Texas, at least you got dubs.
Let's not forget, this was a battle against the Jews
#ManOnGround
>>68545492
Beautiful.
>>68545653
PURE COINCIDENCE
E V E R Y T I M E
>>68545653
The cops knew of his true powers, they didn't dare to approach him at first
>>68545377
>>68545470
>/pol/ users want the world to end so they no longer have to bear witness to the pointless misery that is their own lives
>>68545653
EVERY TIME
>>68545569
gtfo jew
>>68544867
Jew here, in Hebrew, letters correspond to numbers. The letters that form the word life, חי, in hebrew, amount to 18. Therefor, when you give a monetary amount, you give 36, double life. This is the meaning treeking had, to give us all a double life, another chance. Praise be treeking.
What are people talking about? Isn't he still in the tree on the stream?
what was his message?
what will his legacy bring?
REMINDER: You can still rewind the komo stream, someone with the skill rip that stream and make a highlight reel that will endure the ages!
>>68545765
Yeah, pretty much.
>>68545765
i agree greatly. i cannot wait for the sweet release from this horrifying world.
I learned applied memetics and shilling learned that the best way to draw attention away from Cruz and Hillary and Islamic terrorism was to latch onto small things and turn them into 'le happening meme'
>>68545895
stream is over, he went down and got carted off in an ambulance.
F
Can someone post the final updated sequence of events? The entire thing.
>>68545904
and why the conflicting signals?
>>68545843
Neat tidbit.
>>68545765
I actually want to end so I can live out my post apocalyptic fantasies.
>>68545177
what happened tothe drone?
>>68545981
Ah, thanks.
Rip tree man
GAS THE COPS
TREE WAR NOW
>>68546016
V for Victory.
>>68544799
noooooooo i was watching this guy for a day and now he is dead . i almost have to cry
>>68545967
a pissy homlessman performing an increadable feat while yelling "FUCK YOU FAGGOT" will always be more interesting than any stale political maneuvering.
>>68546024
Fucking trees without being ridiculed?
Me too
>>68493092
Where were you when this happened?
>>68545106
>willingly
Pls don't feed this troll
>>68544222
At first I thought the pic was a reference to Wilbur Mercer.
>>68546222
Drinking wine and being comfy
Praise Kek!!
"Everybody climbs one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Treeman can do it, so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Treeman stumbles
But doesn't ever stumble when he climbs
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stumble and the climb is the same thing to you
I'm the Treeman
Where's the Treeman?
I'm the Treeman."
never for get his methods of defecating!
Never fucking forget!
Guys.
My dad just called me to tell me my dog got hit by a train because my dad was walking him without a leash.
I'm about to climb a fucking tree.
>>68546315
His name is Cody though...
>>68546429
FUCK YOU DAD
>>68546430
That's his alter ego. Treeman John is his true identity. Praise Kek!
>>68546429
god speed new tree king
AAAYYYY
COODAYYYY
>>68546429
Can this be a new meme?
Do it faget.
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68546024
this2bqh famalam
>>68546429
Climb high brother
no vids of him falling? really?!
ether way, his sacrifice pleases kek, an offering of flesh to kek.
he died for your keks.
>>68546429
NOTHING CAN CHANGE WITHOUT DIRECT ACTION
CLIMB TREE NOW
>>68544877
BUT SOCIALISM WILL SAVE EVERYONE AND GIBE THEM MANSIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND A FERRARI
Also, this goes against my religion, but is there a gofundme for this guy, id happily throw in 5 bucks for the dude.
>>68546737
He didn't fall he climbed down and willingly left in an ambulance.
>>68546804
What part of this goes against your religion, helping goys?
>>68546804
>mfw treeking can get a jew to let go of shekels.
oh god high above what have i witnessed.
Damnit I wanted that useless piece of trash to rid himself from the world.
Fucking dead weight.
>>68546804
Don't believe this, it is a jew trick to profit from this.
>>68546888
so he isnt even dead and is just being treated for dehydration...
ya'll niggas retards
>>68544222
I really honestly see a lot of activism as fake and if nothing else just to distract from establishment embarassments because with the stuff on which thirty years have passed there are government connections and transparent motives. Abbie Hoffman talks about how Yippies were highly educated, politically conscious activists, and then all these hippies came out of the woodwork with pure hedonism.
I live in Seattle, my grandpa called yesterday. Our conversation went like this:
Anon's Grandpa: What are you up to today, anon?
Me: There's this guy in a tree downtown, my friend and I might head over and check that out.
Anon's Grandpa: This is why we always refused when your mother tried to get us to move up there.
>tfw
When did he leave?! I just woke up.
>>68547076
Less than an hour ago.
>>68545904
He is the usher of the begging of the End
He is the Herald of the Ultimate Happening
>``For one night and one day you shall speak onto them from great height! They shall hear your words, but only the blessed will understand them! You shall give onto them both succulent apples and the dried up pine cones and only those with eyes will see true bounty! You will know your task is complete and the gates are open, for I shall send you a sign in the shape of a horned beast that shall feast of your gifts to men! Then you shall make your descend and when your feet touch the ground, the first bell of the last hour shall be struck!``
>>68547132
Made a thread if anyone can make a gofundme.
>>68547042
Why would anyone willingly live in Seattle
>>68544222
I learned to never trust a 4channer. Thoguh these two may be the same guy
first guy >>68540592
and pic related from the trump generals
>>68544222
Who? Sauce.
>>68547181
pls be real, all hail the end of the world
>>68547042
kek
I couldn't see after he he came down to eat.
Did the police subdue him or did he surrender?
>>68547042
Your grandpa knows what the fuck is up.
>>68547448
he went freely
>>68547448
They gave him a burger.
>>68547516
He went as a slave
I've been watching from the first fucking thread, I go to sleep and nothing happens. Then I go out for two hours and suddenly all hell breaks loose. Can someone please tell me what the fuck happened?
>>68547029
It's okay kid I know how it feels to get meme'd on kid you'll get used to it around here kiddo
>>68547608
u stay here as a slave
>Bored trust fund kid climbs tree
Okay.
>>68547675
Read the trips of truth
>>68546888
>>68547761
I know....but not for long.
>>68544222
Working on patch design atm
>>68547751
i thought he was gonna jump the whole time 2bh
>>68547820
What was up with the goat
>>68547936
WE
E
IT'S BACK ON! GLORIOUS LEADER HAS CHEWED THROUGH HIS RESTRAINTS, STOLEN AMBERLAMPS, RETURNED TO THE KEEP!
>>68546387
In this picture, he is obviously marking his territory. Other insane hobos recognize the scent markings and know to steer clear.
>>68548040
That was the owner (referred to as Mr.) and his goat named 'Deer The Goat'. They came with a sign to give their words of encouragement and pay respects to the tree king. During the stream, a man near by was watching. This man then showed up during the interview of Mr. & Deer The Goat to offer Deer an apple on live TV. After Deer finished his apple, then disappeared into the crowd to never be seen again.
>>68548652
fake that is not the same tree
The man in tree will do nearly any task
As for conversation, theres little he would ask
it takes a chan like you to get through
to the man in tree
>>68548853
Look at the pixels. It's real.
I feel so empty now...
In all seriousness, this was the best happening in forever. God bless you, tree king. You glorious bastard.
>>68544799
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68544222
>Or was he just a homeless man taking a shit in a tree?
he was just a homeless man taking a shit in a tree. fuck these /b tier threads
>>68549636
"I hate fun."
>>68549636
Quit being a joyless sourpuss.
You're alone in your hatred for our King.
>>68544222
FUCK, I had to go to class and missed his glorious descent. Anyone at least have a webm?
#heclimbedforoursins
>>68545765
this
>>68546024
world does not need to end, only MODERN world, plagued with the disease that is technology and dependency needs to end. then a lot of ridiculous and pointless social strains and woes will just disappear, you people will have some real world meaning in their lives, global bullish will end with breaking of all the ties and connections, you will reconnect with those around you, etc. it will solve a lot of overpopulation problems, people who disagree can just form self governing communities and live how they wish, you will no longer need to live in a one-way country, you want polygamy, do that. your neighbors want all-white community, ok, they can do that and you do not have to and can choose not to trade with them if that bothers your community, and so on.
personal responsibility and control of your own life and property will return to people everywhere -- it is scary but it would be beneficial long-term for the ridiculous dependent useless people that we are today, raised by the society we have now
SUPER EMP FOR EVERYONE!!!
LEGEND
E
G
E
N
D
>>68549686
>>68549815
ok --- i'll play
Have a test at 6:30 (2 hoursish from now)
but I just wanna sit here and meme about our great tree overlord <3
Whatever I had fun, it's just blowing up in national news.
>>68550928
Pic might be true, and I couldn't be prouder of it.
>He does not face charges at this time, according to Seattle Police Detective Patrick Michaud.
MERCY FOR TREE KING
>>68551122
MAY HE CLIMB ONCE AGAIN.
>>68550019
They cut the stream during the actual descent for [no reason given]
When it came back he was chilling on the ground eating a muffin
>>68550928
>/pol
>/b
>At one point Wednesday morning, the man yelled from the treetop: “How much taxpayer money are you wasting? It’s not an emergency!”
THANK YOU BASED TREE KING
Fuck, I had to sleep, what the hell happened?
Oh fuck, I missed this shit.
Can someone please post video of he comming down?
>>68545003
PUNISHED TREEKING
>>68551273
poor brian wilson :(
>>68545084
Waldo: The Later Years.
>>68551237
No they didn't, I saw the whole thing although the camera work was sloppy at times. A truck blocked the camera for a moment while Tree King sat against the tree and moved to grap the pear.
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68551091
>>68545750
36 carved in the tree.
what is it /pol/?
>>68551524
Have you heard him speak? It makes me so sad. Not to mention he destroyed his beautiful falsetto. At least we got two amazing albums and one or two good ones, right?
>>68551555
But did you see last night when he came down and faked the cameraman out by teleporting back to the top while the camera frantically tried to find him, only to notice he was somehow back at the top?
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
We should honour our King with a proper vessel.
https://nameourship.nerc.ac.uk/
Fuck boaty
>>68551948
Sadly no, maybe someone comes forward with all these clips soon.
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68551948
It was a smoke spell from the Smokesgnome Treeking
Probably the greatest moment of my life
>>68546429
Sorry about your dog bro, but climb that tree. This is it, a new form of civil disobedience.
Being king of the tree outside of Macy's is hard...
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68552072
Voted. Come on /pol/
RRS TREEKING
>>68545395
Goodbye TreeKing, and thank you!
>>68551388
Ok, I found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLgiag2jnEY
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68552072
I added treeking to the mix
>>68549567
>fucking up the quote
>implying it isn't: TREEKING TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
Commemorative Edition
>>68552072
T H I S
H
I
S
Thanks for the 27 hours based Tree King.
May your wizardry keep us in metaphorical nesting protocol alpha for the rest of time.
>>68545084
PURE COINCIDENCE
>>68545457
treeking forgives
>>68551273
/pol/ is new /b/ you fucking newfag.
>>68553246
canada will never be the new australia, no matter how hard you try
>>68551869
yup. his dad fucked him up when he hit him over the head with a 2x4
>>68545981
Amber Lamps will tend to the Tree King.
So that's it then? The absolutely madman finally came down?
I had to stop following what was going on about 7-8am because I was so tired. I only got up about 30 minutes ago and my first thought was "I wonder if the madman is still up there, maybe he jumped"? I was prepared for anything.
All in all, I'm glad it ended this way. After watching him for hours I found myself rooting for him, whatever his cause, I was behind it. I jumped literally everytime I heard a branch snap, I was that on edge and his fear for his life.
Hopefully now treeman will live in peace and that downtown seattle tree will remain there for generations, to stand as a reminder of treeman's epic day.
>>68545177
They just needed to look like they weren't being useless in front of all the cameras.
Dreamed of Tree King all night. Woke up and checked threads from bed to find he was just starting to descend.
>>68545177
It made them look the fool last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbHA3qW8so
>>68544222
I missed something as well as others did I am sure. Someone want to link me to the big post on what we all missed, who or what is Tree King?
>>68545765
i actually just want to die but i cannot kill myself cause i am too much of a coward
but yeah,that pretty much
>>68544222
Just a homeless man taking a shit in a tree
>>68545395
goodbye treeking, and thank you
never forget
>>68544222
He was shust a home tree taking a shit in a man
Protip: Do NOT look up "Treeman" on google images. Holy fuck
Can I get a tl;dr on this whole situation?
Anyone got that screen cap of him hanging upside down?
>>68554892
This. What was this guys motivation?
Also, at least have the decency to crop out the tumblr shit.
>>68554892
Jesus fuck.....
>>68555198
>>68554892
who dat?
>>68555198
I remember seeing a show about him, he had to occasionally get that shit trimmed off. Kinda gross, I can't remember what his condition is called though
>>68555407
Jessica Kylie
I love how there will be some random fucking person doing something in the news and he/she becomes our new hero. Not compiling at all btdubs all glory to the tree King. I hear he's landed a modeling gig.
>>68554892
It's national news now, Google Seattle tree man.
>>68555739
Tree man syndrome I believe
>>68552582
thanks brazil
Aussie checking in...and now deeply saddened. I was hoping he could access supplies and stay up there longer so we could here his cries of wisdom.
Fuck the timezone. Has any cool Anon made a nice clip so I can watch treekings descent and eventual end?
>>68554892
If this be the last... one more time
midnight synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>current status: resting and nesting
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
I REQUIRE THAT FUNNY DRONE WEBM, WHERE THE CAMERA PANS OVER AND IT'S JUST SITTING THERE, AND THEN IT FLIES UP AND AWAY.
German news:
http://www.rp-online.de/panorama/ausland/seattle-manintree-mann-verbringt-25-stunden-auf-baum-aid-1.5859386
>>68556657
ALL HAIL TREE KING
>>68556657
God bless
>>68557261
it was quite a ride
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68544222
he's had his 25 hours of fame.
WAY more than anybody of us will ever have.
>>68546429
Guys Bernie Sanders just lost Arizona due to Election Fraud, so I'm about to climb a tree downtown in Civil Disobedience.
I mean it.
>>68544799
Thank you based Bulgaria
>>68558193
I stand with you anon. /pol/ should be meme magicing Hillary to death.
>>68544986
more like fatty
>>68545395
GOODBYE TREEKING, AND THANK YOU
>>68558021
Please tell me someone recorded the stream. i only watched last 10 minutes...
i missed it because i was in class ;~; goodbye treeking
