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TREEKING: DESCENDING OR NOT? EDITION


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KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015

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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched

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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype

>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @TLinkomo4

>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>current status: CLIMBING DOWN?
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
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THIS IS MY LAST OP FOR THE NIGHT SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER IF NECESSARY THANKS
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TREE KING WILL ARISE
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http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015

Police scanner
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RIUP TREEKIG
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>random acoustic faggot
>screaming bitch
>hippie
yep, it's seattle
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treeking fight cops when?
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BACKPACK
A
C
K
P
A
C
K
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GET THE FUCK BACK UP THAT TREE, DON'T LET IT END!!!
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>>68491969
I got it
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lol he's going back up
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nth for eternal treeking
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HE'S GOING BACK UPPPPP
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>>68491908
THE END IS NEAR GUYS I AM SO SAD
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Jesus christ, drunk screaming cunts are what I think of when I think of Seattle.
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>>68491908

GLORY TO TREEKING
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shut the fuck up who is yelling
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TREEKING IS LOSING AND NEEDS YOUR POWER

HE WILL ONLY TAKE BACK HIS THRONE IF YOU REPLY "BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD"
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TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
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The end is here
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In this tree, I am free.
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>she's gonna bring more cigarettes
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BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
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>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
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>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
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BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
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>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
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GOING BACK UP
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the shreiking wench will surely drive him back up into his tree throne
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Police say hes arguing with the female.
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>He's made it back up to his perch

COPS CONFIRMED NOT GIVING HALF A SHIT.
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>>68492125
His mother
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who /drinking/ here
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good night tree king
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CHICK IS TELLING HIM TO COME DOWN
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I HOPE HE HITS THE GROUND RUNNING

IF DEWBS POLICE CHASE
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What's the chick screaming at?
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GUYS, GUYS, GUYS ...

I think he went INSIDE the tree.
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What is this dumb bitch screaming about?
I hope he climbs back up. I've invested way too many hours of my life in this for it to end on such a lame note.
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>WHY DID YOU GO BACK UP!!
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Where the fuck is he? Has he become one with the tree?
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>>68492138

BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
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>>68491908
WTF IS THE SHREAKING WOMAN SAYING!?!? He was totally chilling at the top until she started yelling shit. She got him to stand up and climb 2/3 down so far.
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cops just said "be in for the long haul"
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Police scanner saying he made it back up to the top of the perch. How live is the stream?
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>>68492103
thank you based anon
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oh my god i want to punch that annoying cunt so bad
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STANDING
ON THE BRANCH
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HE'S NO LONGER TREEMAN ... HE HAS BECOME...


MANTREE
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>>68492153
HE GOING BACK UP
>captcha KING AVE
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>>68492206
#GIVEBACKTHEPACK
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BRANCES FOR THE TREE MONARCH

ALL HAIL TREE KING, GLORIOUS TREE KING! CHARRRRRRRGE!
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HE CAN NOT BE STOPPED
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TREE KING HAS FUSED WITH THE TREE
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TREEKING IS BACK
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>>68492138
>BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD

M
F
W

IT FUCKING WORKED
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>>68491908
Set the hippy faggot tree on fire. He is a snapped berniefag.
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HE'S BACK UP
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How did he get back up so fast?
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BACK

UP
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
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QUINTS AND COPS SHOOT HIM

ALSO IF QUINTS SANDERS NEXT PREZ
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DESCENDERFAGS BTFO
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>>68492285
LOL HE'S BACK AT THE TOP
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>>68492204
Wish I could, I got work tomorrow morning...ahout 5 blocks from treeman
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he ascends
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HES BACK AT THE TOP CHILLIN ALL ALONG

HOW
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M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
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Excellent psy ops. I want to inform you guys that there was never a person on that tree. You guys have been staring at an empty tree for hours.
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WTF he's at the top again

THIS FUCKING SHIT NIGGER STREAM DO YOUR JOB KIKES
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THERR HE IS
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Never doubt the Tree King
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HE HAS RETAKEN HIS THRONE

>applause
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Chick is Screaming come on down


FALSE ALARM BROS GOD HAS CAME BACK UP TO THE CLOUDS
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did he say dont forget to feed the cat?
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>>68491908

TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKING HAS RETURNED TO HIS PERCH!!!!
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IT'S NOT OVER YET
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HE ATS THE TOP
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>>68492302
Doubt it. He was shouting faggot and retard earlier.
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The Tree King descended to shout that shill harpy off and then returned to his hallowed Pine Throne.
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HES BACK UP
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>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
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>This fucking camera man

MEME MAGIC WORKED YET AGAIN
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B A C K U P
A
C
K

U
P
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Cameraman: rused
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>>68492249
Its good the camera guy was just confused.
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HE'S GONE BACK UP WHAT A FUCKING CHAMPION

I LOVE THIS GUY
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thanks, B-squad camera man
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You merely adopted the tree!
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>>68492249
little to no delay, cameraman lost treeking when he started climbing back up and just noticed him back at the top
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he is a tree god he climbs so fucking fast he was just geting resources to craft with
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>>68491908

>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti

really?
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>>68492314
HAHAHA

>WEBM FROM HOURS AGO
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FIRE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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DRONE BRO IS ON SITE

DRONE BRO IS ON SITE

DRONE BRO IS ON SITE
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Okay, I have scanner and video recording in case shit goes down.
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all hail
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he's going to get the shit kicked out of him on the way to the station if he ever comes down
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HE HAS RETURNED TO HIS THRONE!
HE WENT DOWN TO REMIND HIS MINIONS THAT HE IS THE ONE TRUE KING
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THE KING IS BACK ON THE THRONE

That shrill bitch really needs to shut the fuck up though.
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>>68492316
Visit him on the way
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>>68492306
ONLY A FOOL WOULD QUESTION THE TREE-CLIMBING PROWESS OF THE TREEKING HIMSELF
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THE CRANE IS KEEPING THE MUSLIMS AWAY PERFECT SPOT
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>>68492378
LOL FUCKING NEWB
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>>68492306
He is TreeKing mate, he is one with the tree
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>>68492322
Plot twist; there are two tree kings, one man cant climb back up that fast
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P O W E R T O W E I G H T
O
W
E
R

T
O

W
E
I
G
H
T
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TRICKED
R
I
C
K
E
D
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Is this guy laying down in the tree or some shit?
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>>68492306
He's the fucking King of Trees. That's not even a question.
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>>68492348
toasting in epic bread
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what's drone dude gonna do?
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Once they catch this faggot they're going to haul his ass straight to the mayors dungeon where they'll flog him for fucking up the town tree.
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THE LAMENTATIONS OF WOMAN HOLD NO POWER
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Tree Man climbs down tree, cameraman loses him. Finally pans up to top of tree just as Tree Man is putting on his comfy new pair of gloves.
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The Forest Gnome seems to have magical tree traveling abilities, similar to Keebler Elves he preformed his ascent from the inside of the tree's core.
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CODY MILLER
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>>68492405
HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH SMOKES AND BEER
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>>68492405
get in there dronebro
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>>68492382
Why does he climb the tree?
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wish he would throw some branches at that screaming bitch
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>>68492401
is there one of the supposed "acrobatics"?
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>treeking begins further construction
>fights off police/phoenix jones with wizard staff
>treeking becomes popular and gains followers
>followers sneak water&supplies to treeking from land and air
>treeking endorses Donald Trump for president
>Donald Trump elected, pardons treeking
>authorities and media leave treeking alone
>lives there and is now a national attraction
>people from across the world visit Seattle just to see the only living saint known as treeking
>treeking forever celebrated

PRAISE KEK
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>>68492395

>>68492395
yup, hit him up at @tlinkomo4 on twitter, he'll say just about anything because he's getting so many requests.
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>>68492423
kek
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>>68492440
>one man cant climb back up that fast
This is not a mere man we are talking about here.
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>>68492378
>homeless
>etnies

wat
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>get on stream
>hear guy say "taht was exciting"

TROLLED HARD
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THEY SWAPPED ACTORS

CAMERAMAN PRETENDED TO MISS IT
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>EVEN I GET FOOLED SOME TIMES

Got FOOLED
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>>68492462
probably deliver food or treeking will knock it down
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>>68492382

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>
>I WILL MAKE LOVE WITH YOU
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DRONE BRO GIVE HIM SUPPLES!! TREE KING NEEDS FOOD
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>>68492395
Yes, he mentioned Ben Garrison at least twice.
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>>68492486

>tree king, architect of the wall.
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HIS NAME IS CODY MILLER

HIS NAME IS CODY MILLER

HIS NAME IS CODY MILLER
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WHY IS THIS GUY STILL UP THERE FOR FUCKS SAKE

IT'S BEEN OVER FIFTEEN FUCKING HOURS
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>>68492485
not one of the early "upsidedown" one. i do have one of a while ago but is kinda buried in footage and it wasnt very good
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Treeking bamboozled the camera man
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>>68492352
Just mad at his supporters.
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His bed is actually working quite well
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Some Washington Bro needs to drone his ass up some food
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lol I literally lived a block away from this. At 2 am the drunks are going to hit the street and make this even more than retarded than this drunk screaming bitch.
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>>68492486
we should all tell trump about tree king just to get a reaction
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>go to sleep
>wake up
>treeman still up there

Literally what the fuck.
>>
calm down you alex jones shills

he just went down to snap some larger branches to collect and take back up with him to make a comfy bed to lay down on
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we need a /treeking/ general sticky
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>>68492452
Yeah, I don't understand - how did he make a nest?
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SHUT UP THIS HARPY
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>>68492556
Maybe. It's a possible name.
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>>68492555
>trips
Confirmed happening.
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>>68492093
Good night tree king
>>
HAIL TREEKING
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
HAIL TREEKING
>ALL HAIL TREEKING

REPEAT THIS PHRASE TO GIVE TREEKING FULL POWER AND REST
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COOODDDYYYYY
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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>Tree man already has fan girls who want to fuck him
What the fuck man
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>>68492556
WE HAVE A NAME
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>>68492517
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>>68492560

He doesnt have anything better to do.
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The banshee is yelling Cody something
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>>68492560
Treeking is a god
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is he actually breaking any laws?

is it illegal to climb trees?
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>>68492471
He's too fast for us to keep up with him. Everything we see is actually an after-image, similar to how we can only see the stars as they were a long time ago.
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I JUST GOT HERE

SUMMARY WAS FUCKING HILLARIOUS WHAT ELSE DID I MISS
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>>68492560
hes doing the Rand Paul
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I think Treemans name is buddy or Code
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>>68492560
because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now
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>>68492632
She said she'll fuck him if he comes down.
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C O D Y
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SOMEONE MAKE HIM SHOW HIS DICK. OR GET A DICK PIC.

I MUST KNOW HOW GOOD MY KINGS COCK IS
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>>68492614
either the "36 special people"
or
3 6's
666

we're not sure
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>>68492615
>your fat ass will never have fan girls because its too fat to make it up a tree
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>>68492638
Maybe damage to public property for breaking the branches. They could always hit him with disturbing the peace.
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Has anyone been recording this entire stream?
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what if he dives head first off the tree?
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Our treeking's name is cody miller.
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CODY MILLER
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"CODY CAN YOU HEAR ME"

Yep, his name is definitely Cody.

ALSO, NICO MY COUSIN GO BOWLING WITH ME
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>>68492560
In a world that takes everything, he's claimed a tree.

This tree is his, and no one will take it.
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>DR PAVEL
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NIKO, COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING
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CODY

THE

YEW

KING
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NIKO ITS YOUR COUSIN ROMAN LETS GO BOWLING
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NIKO AND ROMAN
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>>68492644
You missed him rusing all of america as he descended more then 2/3s of the way down only to climb right back up.
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He'll get hungry and have to come down eventually. Although powerful, the Treeking has the needs of Men.
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Praise Based Treeking!
First Horseman of Kek!
Herald of the Ultimate Happening!
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>>68492674
Would you not?
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>>68492701
niko let's go bowling
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>Niko your cousin Roman says you should go bowling
KEK
>>
ALL HAIL TREEKING
KING OF THE TREES
SPEAKER OF THE FOREST
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NIKO AND ROMAN GO BOWLING HAHAHAHAH
A
HA
HAH
A
H
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>>68492713
LOL
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"I'm standing in the freaking rain for you!"

Treeking gets mad bitches.

Maybe Bodie Miller?
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Cody Miller is his name bros
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Why haven't the cops shot this cunt yet?

kek at the Roman Reigns shoutout.
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>>6849263that probably isn't against the law, but spraying his poo all over the street is
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>>68492498
John Gruberstien incoming
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LET'S GO BOWLING
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HE JUST SAID DOCTOR PAVEL
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>"jump pussy"
>women in charge of empathy
>implying they're worthy of ascending the big tree in the sky in the end
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>>68492706
He become one with the trees.
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this is an american pastime
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>>68492706
I will go to bed knowing I did not waste my time.
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Looks comfy up there.
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>>68492735
Thanks senpai

I hope there's a summary video of this shit after.
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>>68492638
yes,trespassing on city prop, and he'll prolly get destruction of city prop too.
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DRONEBRO IS LAUNCHING

DRONEBRO IS LAUNCHING

DRONEBRO IS LAUNCHING
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>>68492555
treeking disciple of kek has graced trips upon this /pol/ack, when will you listen America?
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>was getting caught part of his plan
>cameraman responds
HOLY SHIT 10/10
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ALL HAIL TREEKING
KING OF THE TREES
SPEAKER OF THE FOREST
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>>68492674
Treeking can't be tempted by the flesh of shrieking whores and will remain steadfast

Repeating digits make it so
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>>68492701
Attempted assault.... He was throwing branches, pin cones and christmas lights at people earlier.
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WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
>WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
>WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
>WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
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>>68492706
He might die. Maybe
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>>68492819
THE DRONE IS HAPPENING
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>>68492777
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>>68492819
>DRONEBRO IS LAUNCHING
what is the link to this?
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>>68492819
Can we watch the footage somewhere?
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>>68492819
HYPEEEE
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>>68492819
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
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>>68492674

What a whore.
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>>68492819
Significant development
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>>68492819
OOOOOH
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>>68492819
OH SHIT STREAM
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>>68492819
YESSS!!! resupply treeking!!!
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>>68492819
Post cigs
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>>68492819
No cigs

ABORT
ABORT
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That little stunt he pulled by shitting out the side of a tree in public will probably land him on the sex offenders list
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>>68492701

He's getting disturbing the peace and destruction of property for sure. He's probably going to get into trouble for shutting down the street and using public resources (fire, police, EMT)
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>>68492819
GET HIM SMOKES AND BEER
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>>68492819

WE HAVE LIFT OFF
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>>68492858
http://komonews.com/live/event
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>>68492819
jesus fucking christ
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>>68492819
lets hope the cops dont have SAMs
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>>68492819
>reverse search
>No results

REAL
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For all of you who like this guy. You think he is a Trump supporter? I doubt he can even vote.
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>>68492819
Give the guy some food bro
>>
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND

KILO ECHO KILO

11223344

CONFIRMATION LION ECHO LION

TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
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>>68492835
fugg

>Captcha: select all trees
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>I leave for 2 hours all but assured TreeKing will be over when I come back.
>He's still fucking up there.
>He looks comfy as fuck.
>Sun is rising.

Glorious.
>>
>>68492819

with what? he needs smokes
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>>68492819
OH SHIT HERE WE GO NIGGERS

I AM FUCKIGN RECORDING
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>>68492839
Busy knocking over the cardstand
>>
Long live treeking!!!!
>>
Some serious Medical shit going on on scanner!
>>
Just woke up, pleased to see he's still going strong.
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that wind is picking up, gotta be much colder than ground level
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>>68492819
Estimate trajectory and ETA, are we inbound
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>>68492819
>>
>>68492819
What are you dropping off?
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leave the gnome alone
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>>68492819
buy him a burger and fly him one up there
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>>68492819
stream ??????

also captcha knows
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>>68492819
>>
>>68492819
>>68492819
>>68492819
>>68492819

LINK DRONE STREAM NOW
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>>68492819
if I see a fucking drone out of nowhere I will suck your cock any day
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>>68492674
Let the harlot spew her vile words. The Tree King will not budge.
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>>68492819
THINGS JUST GOT INTERESTING
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its happening!!!!!! dronebro made it!
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>>68492958
http://komonews.com/live/event
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>>68492819
Resupply the treeking.

You must not fail him.
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>>68492895
I mean the drone footage faggot
>>
I better see that fucking drone buzz around this guys head.
>>
What if hes some /r9k/ fag who got cucked by the banshee who's yelling
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>>68492819
Please god let this happen
>>
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dumping my treeking edits before hitting the hay
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You guys what if he is Odin who has climbed Yggdrasil in search of knowledge?
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TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND

ONE - FOUR - THREE - NINER

KILO ECHO KILO

TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
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>>68492819

Put some cigs on that little fucker
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>>68492996
im talking to drone guy
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>a man in a fucking tree
>all this attention

Holy fuck you cunts have sad lives.
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>>68492917
>1 AM
>sun is rising
Oh right, Australia
>>
Dear god that shit looks comfy up there. I hope he's warm.
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>>68492819

YOU BETTER FLY HIM A SANDWICH!!
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>>68493030
then hes gonna lose and eye and hang himself
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>>68493045
>no fun allowed
>>
They could smoke him out of the tree...
>>
DRONEBRO IS IN THE AIR

DRONEBRO IS IN THE AIR

DRONEBRO IS IN THE AIR
>>
>Drone bro deliver treeking smokes and food
>Treeking intercepts drone
>Takes supplies
>Violently tosses drone to the ground
>Treeking is SAVAGE
>>
DRONE INCOMING
>>
>drone flies up to Treeking
>he gets spooked and falls off
>dronebro gets arrested
>>
>There is a drone coming in
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>>68493045

go shag a sheep canada island
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>>68493050
is that really LA's flag?

jesus christ looks like a flag of a third world nation
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HUGE CAMERAMAN SEES THE DRONE
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DRONE COMING IN
THE MADMAN
>>
"there is a drone coming in "
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>>68493030
Hail the All-Father! Hail KEK!
>>
THE DRONE IS COMING FUAFDJFAKFASNAGF
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>>68493077

sleepy sleepy shit pants
>>
Nice laggy video psyops ya wankers
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>>68493092
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK
>>
Oh shit, cameraman confirmed drone.
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>>68493092
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>68493087
He would fall.
>>
>>68493060

Tree king will smash that drone
>>
DRONE
R
O
N
E
>>
DRONE CONFIRMED
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LOL oh god
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>YFW the drone spooks him and he falls to his death
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"DRONE COMING IN"
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>>68493077
sleepy sleepy shit pants
>>
DRONE ACKNOWLEDGED
>>
HOLY SHIT HE'ASOP ACTUALLY DOING IT HOLY S
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>>68492996
thank you
>>
INCOMING DRONE
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>>68493045
fuck off Frodo
it's 1am on a Wednesday
>>
what the fuck are you doing drone
>>
HOLY SHIT DRONE CONFIRMED.
>>
DRONE COMING IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
DRONE SPOTTED
>>
THERE IS A DRONE COMING IN
>>
DRONE CONFIRMED ON STREAM HOLY FUCK
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ITS FUCKING ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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the drone! the absolute madman
>>
>>68493092
This is YUGE
>>
>oh, there IS a drone coming in
HOLY SHIT IDS HABBEDING

ALSO STREAM DEAD
>>
DRONE CONFIRMED HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>
Drone confirmed by reporter!
>>
>>68493092
Oh gott, es passiert!!
>>
HOYL SHIT DRONE INCOMING
>>
>>68492819
no. fucking. way.
>>
>>68493142
FUCK ITS REAL
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>>68493092
>>
FUCKING LAG AS THE DRONE HAPPENS ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
>>
CONFIRMATION FROM STREAM. DRONE IN THE AIR
>>
DRONE SPOTTED

DRONEBRO DRONEBRO
CLEAR TO GO
DO NOT RESPOND
>>
dronebro they know you're incoming.

Godspeed.
>>
HOLY FUCK HAPPENING!
>>
drone hahahaha madman
>>
ITS A QUADCOPTER NOT A FUCKING DRONE
>>
>>68493092
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
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DRONE
>>
THERE IS A DRONE, WAT
>>
What a bunch of gay lords

Get better equipment you poops
>>
>>68493117
>Mexicans
what do you expect?
>>
droneguy wasnt lying
>>
>>68493092
GO GO SERVANT OF THE TREE KING
>>
NO FUCKING WAY YES!
>>
>>68493092
>>68493092
HOLY FUCK, RECORDING AS WE SPEAK

COPS ARE GONNA SHOOT IT DOWN THO BRO
>>
>Drone coming in
>Stram starts lagging for me
FUCK
>>
ANON DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
STREAM GOES TO SHIT
>>
>>68493050
it's 6pm here, dont know what that

>he didnt say john says high to Wyatt man.

fucking wasted

PREDETOR DRONE ONLINE
>>
HOLY SHIT!!!!
>>
stream fucking dead
>>
>>68493092

GIVE HIM SOME FOOD AND SMOKES!!
>>
>>68493092
I HOPE THIS IS REAL
>>
DRONEBRO DONT GO YET STREAM IS DOWN
>>
Stream lost.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
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>>68493092
>>
fuck it this thread moved so fast i'll make one more
>>
>>68493211
New bread
>>68493211
New Bread
>>68493211
>>
>>68493248
STREAMER IS SWITCHING BATTERIES
>>
>>68492819
Send him your semen.
>>
DONT SWITCH NOW WE NEED TO SEE THE DRONE ASSHOLE
>>
Almost shit myself when I heard the fans and cameraman spoke of fans

What a shit job, he's cutting the feed because he thinks the drone is an NSA op
>>
WTF THIS CAMERA MAN IS NEWB
>>
They know the Drone is there.

Offline. for Black Ops
>>
FUCKING CHINK
REEEEEEEE
>>
>>68493092
DO IT
>>
FUCK WHY IS HE SWITCHING NOW THE KEK
>>
>>68493265
reporter confirmed it
>>
STREAM DOWN
>>
>>68493266

NEW THREAD

>>68493266
>>68493266

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>
THIS ASIAN NIGGER CLOSES THE STREAM WHEN THE DRONE COMES IN
>>
PERISCOPE STREAM
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
>>
STREAM FUCKING DIES WHEN DRONE-KUN SHOWS UP
>>
it started pause buffering as soon as drone was mentioned wtf
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Can I get a link to the treeking live stream please
>>
Sides are in the stratosphere
>>
CARE PACKAGE INBOUND
>>
FUCK!!!!! RIGHT WHEN THE DRONE HIT ASIAN NIGGER SHUTS DOWN THE CAMERA????????????????????
>>
>>68492819
>>68493092
shit son
>>
>>68493248
Fucking dronebro paid off cameraman so he could say "drone is here" and then "aww jeez guess you missed it :^)"
>>
FUCK I MISSED THE DRONE
>>
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WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES HE DECIDE TO KILL STREAM NOW FUCKING FAGGOT CAMERA MAN DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
DRONE BRO IS REAL!
>>
DRONE BRO 100% CONFIRMED ON AIR
>>
THERE IT IS
>>
>>68493092
PLEASE BE REAL
>>
>yfw treeking falls while he's fucking around with drone, and he gets fired for filming stupid shit
>>
>>68493350
NO YOU DIDNT SON
>>
DRONE CONFIRMED
>>
ITS HAPPENING
>>
THE DRONE TOP KEK HOLY SHIT
>>
CAMERA ON DRONE
AYY LMAO
>>
>>68493092
you're a god
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oh my fucking christ
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/pol/ 1st Airborne Division!!!
>>
>>68493045
belgium blows up because of people it let into its country.

American equivalent is a man who climbs a tree.
>>
DRONE CONFIRMED ON CAMERA HOLY SHIT THIS IS A HAPPENING
>>
DRONE BRO SPOTTED
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>>68493092
Dronefag shitposting on 4chan while flying drone? I like.
>>
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I'm coming to this late, what caused this nigger to climb this tree? Has he pissed/shat yet?
>>
>>68493527
TOTAL BRO
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This thread has transcended to a work of art.
>>
Why is this faggot up on the tree?
>>
>>68493590
Treeking has voided his noble bowels on the infidels below
>>
Drone footage when
>>
>>68493659
BASED TREEKING
>>
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj

you can see the drone
>>
What did that guy say in the background? I heard "whitest name for a Mexican".
>>
>>68493665
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>
Posting in legendary thread.
>>
>>68493645
he decided to climb a tree. police showed up, decided to stay in the tree to fuck with unwanted rescue effort.
>>
IT BEGINS
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From the sky you can see the glory of the Treeking's vast kingdom.

ALL HAIL THE TREEKING


ALL HAIL THE TREEKING


ALL HAIL THE TREEKING
>>
>>68493704
for like the 8th time in the thread

Drone footage
Not footage of the drone
Footage from the drone
>>
>>68492895
>http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68492891

JFC DRONEBRO IS DOING IT POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD
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>>68493783

WHAT IS THE DRONE'S PAYLOAD?
>>
he's flying
>>
>>68493783

How close can you get to the Treeking?
>>
>>68493783

nice
>>
Treeking
>>
>>68493783
GET CLOSER
>>
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ALL HAIL THE TREEKING
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>>68493699
Cant watch on mobile
>>
ARE YOU YIDDING ME?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
>>
ANYONE HAVE DRONEBRO LIVESTREAM?
>>
>>68493266

MIGRATE HERE
>>
>>68493783
Get within stick throwing distance
>>
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Anyone hear the people off cam talking about Mexicans?
>>
>>68493703
Police scanner is reporting hin as a white male.
>>
OF FUG
>>
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TREEKING 2016, ALL HAIL
>>
Posting in a series of threads that will go down in the ages

Honestly haven't had this fun since Boston, Dorner, and Modesto AKA shooter Jimmy Russels
>>
>>68493929
there's a guy in a tree
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>there's a drone now

NE NEEDS KENTUCKY DELUXE BOURBON AND AMERICAN SPIRITS PRONTO
>>
NEW THREAD

>>68494021
>>68494021
>>68494021
NEW THREAD

>>68494021
>>68494021
>>68494021
NEW THREAD

>>68494021
>>68494021
>>68494021
>>
Anybody else on sight?
>>
>>68494017
Police heading to macys employee entrance to get to the roof.
>>
>>68493783
drop on him lul
>>
>>68491908
Seattle has the highest suicide rates in the USA
>>
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>>68493104
>yfw he swats the drone out of the air King Kong style
>>
>>68492093
Good night tree king
>>
>>68492275
Good night king MANTREE
>>
holy fuck
>>
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GOOD NIGHT TREE KING
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