KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @TLinkomo4
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>current status: CLIMBING DOWN?
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
THIS IS MY LAST OP FOR THE NIGHT SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER IF NECESSARY THANKS
TREE KING WILL ARISE
http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
Police scanner
RIUP TREEKIG
>random acoustic faggot
>screaming bitch
>hippie
yep, it's seattle
treeking fight cops when?
BACKPACK
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GET THE FUCK BACK UP THAT TREE, DON'T LET IT END!!!
>>68491969
I got it
lol he's going back up
nth for eternal treeking
HE'S GOING BACK UPPPPP
>>68491908
THE END IS NEAR GUYS I AM SO SAD
Jesus christ, drunk screaming cunts are what I think of when I think of Seattle.
>>68491908
GLORY TO TREEKING
shut the fuck up who is yelling
TREEKING IS LOSING AND NEEDS YOUR POWER
HE WILL ONLY TAKE BACK HIS THRONE IF YOU REPLY "BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD"
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
The end is here
In this tree, I am free.
>she's gonna bring more cigarettes
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GODBRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
GOING BACK UP
the shreiking wench will surely drive him back up into his tree throne
Police say hes arguing with the female.
>He's made it back up to his perch
COPS CONFIRMED NOT GIVING HALF A SHIT.
>>68492125
His mother
who /drinking/ here
good night tree king
CHICK IS TELLING HIM TO COME DOWN
I HOPE HE HITS THE GROUND RUNNING
IF DEWBS POLICE CHASE
What's the chick screaming at?
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS ...
I think he went INSIDE the tree.
What is this dumb bitch screaming about?
I hope he climbs back up. I've invested way too many hours of my life in this for it to end on such a lame note.
>WHY DID YOU GO BACK UP!!
Where the fuck is he? Has he become one with the tree?
>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
>>68491908
WTF IS THE SHREAKING WOMAN SAYING!?!? He was totally chilling at the top until she started yelling shit. She got him to stand up and climb 2/3 down so far.
cops just said "be in for the long haul"
Police scanner saying he made it back up to the top of the perch. How live is the stream?
>>68492103
thank you based anon
oh my god i want to punch that annoying cunt so bad
STANDING
ON THE BRANCH
HE'S NO LONGER TREEMAN ... HE HAS BECOME...
MANTREE
>>68492153
HE GOING BACK UP
>captcha KING AVE
>>68492206
#GIVEBACKTHEPACK
BRANCES FOR THE TREE MONARCH
ALL HAIL TREE KING, GLORIOUS TREE KING! CHARRRRRRRGE!
HE CAN NOT BE STOPPED
TREE KING HAS FUSED WITH THE TREE
TREEKING IS BACK
>>68492138
>BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
M
F
W
IT FUCKING WORKED
>>68491908
Set the hippy faggot tree on fire. He is a snapped berniefag.
HE'S BACK UP
How did he get back up so fast?
BACK
UP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
QUINTS AND COPS SHOOT HIM
ALSO IF QUINTS SANDERS NEXT PREZ
DESCENDERFAGS BTFO
>>68492285
LOL HE'S BACK AT THE TOP
>>68492204
Wish I could, I got work tomorrow morning...ahout 5 blocks from treeman
he ascends
HES BACK AT THE TOP CHILLIN ALL ALONG
HOW
M A D M A N
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Excellent psy ops. I want to inform you guys that there was never a person on that tree. You guys have been staring at an empty tree for hours.
WTF he's at the top again
THIS FUCKING SHIT NIGGER STREAM DO YOUR JOB KIKES
THERR HE IS
Never doubt the Tree King
HE HAS RETAKEN HIS THRONE
>applause
Chick is Screaming come on down
FALSE ALARM BROS GOD HAS CAME BACK UP TO THE CLOUDS
did he say dont forget to feed the cat?
>>68491908
TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKING HAS RETURNED TO HIS PERCH!!!!
IT'S NOT OVER YET
HE ATS THE TOP
>>68492302
Doubt it. He was shouting faggot and retard earlier.
The Tree King descended to shout that shill harpy off and then returned to his hallowed Pine Throne.
HES BACK UP
>>68492138
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD
>This fucking camera man
MEME MAGIC WORKED YET AGAIN
B A C K U P
A
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Cameraman: rused
>>68492249
Its good the camera guy was just confused.
HE'S GONE BACK UP WHAT A FUCKING CHAMPION
I LOVE THIS GUY
thanks, B-squad camera man
You merely adopted the tree!
>>68492249
little to no delay, cameraman lost treeking when he started climbing back up and just noticed him back at the top
he is a tree god he climbs so fucking fast he was just geting resources to craft with
>>68491908
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
really?
>>68492314
HAHAHA
>WEBM FROM HOURS AGO
FIRE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
DRONE BRO IS ON SITE
DRONE BRO IS ON SITE
DRONE BRO IS ON SITE
Okay, I have scanner and video recording in case shit goes down.
all hail
he's going to get the shit kicked out of him on the way to the station if he ever comes down
HE HAS RETURNED TO HIS THRONE!
HE WENT DOWN TO REMIND HIS MINIONS THAT HE IS THE ONE TRUE KING
THE KING IS BACK ON THE THRONE
That shrill bitch really needs to shut the fuck up though.
>>68492316
Visit him on the way
>>68492306
ONLY A FOOL WOULD QUESTION THE TREE-CLIMBING PROWESS OF THE TREEKING HIMSELF
THE CRANE IS KEEPING THE MUSLIMS AWAY PERFECT SPOT
>>68492378
LOL FUCKING NEWB
>>68492306
He is TreeKing mate, he is one with the tree
>>68492322
Plot twist; there are two tree kings, one man cant climb back up that fast
P O W E R T O W E I G H T
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Is this guy laying down in the tree or some shit?
>>68492306
He's the fucking King of Trees. That's not even a question.
>>68492348
toasting in epic bread
what's drone dude gonna do?
Once they catch this faggot they're going to haul his ass straight to the mayors dungeon where they'll flog him for fucking up the town tree.
THE LAMENTATIONS OF WOMAN HOLD NO POWER
Tree Man climbs down tree, cameraman loses him. Finally pans up to top of tree just as Tree Man is putting on his comfy new pair of gloves.
The Forest Gnome seems to have magical tree traveling abilities, similar to Keebler Elves he preformed his ascent from the inside of the tree's core.
CODY MILLER
>>68492405
HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH SMOKES AND BEER
>>68492405
get in there dronebro
>>68492382
Why does he climb the tree?
wish he would throw some branches at that screaming bitch
>>68492401
is there one of the supposed "acrobatics"?
>treeking begins further construction
>fights off police/phoenix jones with wizard staff
>treeking becomes popular and gains followers
>followers sneak water&supplies to treeking from land and air
>treeking endorses Donald Trump for president
>Donald Trump elected, pardons treeking
>authorities and media leave treeking alone
>lives there and is now a national attraction
>people from across the world visit Seattle just to see the only living saint known as treeking
>treeking forever celebrated
PRAISE KEK
>>68492395
>>68492395
yup, hit him up at @tlinkomo4 on twitter, he'll say just about anything because he's getting so many requests.
>>68492423
kek
>>68492440
>one man cant climb back up that fast
This is not a mere man we are talking about here.
>>68492378
>homeless
>etnies
wat
>get on stream
>hear guy say "taht was exciting"
TROLLED HARD
THEY SWAPPED ACTORS
CAMERAMAN PRETENDED TO MISS IT
>EVEN I GET FOOLED SOME TIMES
Got FOOLED
>>68492462
probably deliver food or treeking will knock it down
>>68492382
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>I WILL MAKE LOVE WITH YOU
DRONE BRO GIVE HIM SUPPLES!! TREE KING NEEDS FOOD
>>68492395
Yes, he mentioned Ben Garrison at least twice.
>>68492486
>tree king, architect of the wall.
HIS NAME IS CODY MILLER
HIS NAME IS CODY MILLER
HIS NAME IS CODY MILLER
WHY IS THIS GUY STILL UP THERE FOR FUCKS SAKE
IT'S BEEN OVER FIFTEEN FUCKING HOURS
>>68492485
not one of the early "upsidedown" one. i do have one of a while ago but is kinda buried in footage and it wasnt very good
Treeking bamboozled the camera man
>>68492352
Just mad at his supporters.
His bed is actually working quite well
Some Washington Bro needs to drone his ass up some food
lol I literally lived a block away from this. At 2 am the drunks are going to hit the street and make this even more than retarded than this drunk screaming bitch.
>>68492486
we should all tell trump about tree king just to get a reaction
>go to sleep
>wake up
>treeman still up there
Literally what the fuck.
calm down you alex jones shills
he just went down to snap some larger branches to collect and take back up with him to make a comfy bed to lay down on
we need a /treeking/ general sticky
>>68492452
Yeah, I don't understand - how did he make a nest?
SHUT UP THIS HARPY
>>68492556
Maybe. It's a possible name.
>>68492555
>trips
Confirmed happening.
>>68492093
Good night tree king
HAIL TREEKING
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
HAIL TREEKING
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
REPEAT THIS PHRASE TO GIVE TREEKING FULL POWER AND REST
COOODDDYYYYY
36
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>Tree man already has fan girls who want to fuck him
What the fuck man
>>68492556
WE HAVE A NAME
>>68492517
>>68492560
He doesnt have anything better to do.
The banshee is yelling Cody something
>>68492560
Treeking is a god
is he actually breaking any laws?
is it illegal to climb trees?
>>68492471
He's too fast for us to keep up with him. Everything we see is actually an after-image, similar to how we can only see the stars as they were a long time ago.
I JUST GOT HERE
SUMMARY WAS FUCKING HILLARIOUS WHAT ELSE DID I MISS
>>68492560
hes doing the Rand Paul
I think Treemans name is buddy or Code
>>68492560
because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now
>>68492632
She said she'll fuck him if he comes down.
C O D Y
SOMEONE MAKE HIM SHOW HIS DICK. OR GET A DICK PIC.
I MUST KNOW HOW GOOD MY KINGS COCK IS
>>68492614
either the "36 special people"
or
3 6's
666
we're not sure
>>68492615
>your fat ass will never have fan girls because its too fat to make it up a tree
>>68492638
Maybe damage to public property for breaking the branches. They could always hit him with disturbing the peace.
Has anyone been recording this entire stream?
what if he dives head first off the tree?
Our treeking's name is cody miller.
CODY MILLER
"CODY CAN YOU HEAR ME"
Yep, his name is definitely Cody.
ALSO, NICO MY COUSIN GO BOWLING WITH ME
>>68492560
In a world that takes everything, he's claimed a tree.
This tree is his, and no one will take it.
>DR PAVEL
NIKO, COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING
CODY
THE
YEW
KING
NIKO ITS YOUR COUSIN ROMAN LETS GO BOWLING
NIKO AND ROMAN
>>68492644
You missed him rusing all of america as he descended more then 2/3s of the way down only to climb right back up.
He'll get hungry and have to come down eventually. Although powerful, the Treeking has the needs of Men.
Praise Based Treeking!
First Horseman of Kek!
Herald of the Ultimate Happening!
>>68492674
Would you not?
>>68492701
niko let's go bowling
>Niko your cousin Roman says you should go bowling
KEK
ALL HAIL TREEKING
KING OF THE TREES
SPEAKER OF THE FOREST
NIKO AND ROMAN GO BOWLING HAHAHAHAH
A
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>>68492713
LOL
"I'm standing in the freaking rain for you!"
Treeking gets mad bitches.
Maybe Bodie Miller?
Cody Miller is his name bros
Why haven't the cops shot this cunt yet?
kek at the Roman Reigns shoutout.
>>6849263that probably isn't against the law, but spraying his poo all over the street is
>>68492498
John Gruberstien incoming
LET'S GO BOWLING
HE JUST SAID DOCTOR PAVEL
>"jump pussy"
>women in charge of empathy
>implying they're worthy of ascending the big tree in the sky in the end
>>68492706
He become one with the trees.
this is an american pastime
>>68492706
I will go to bed knowing I did not waste my time.
Looks comfy up there.
>>68492735
Thanks senpai
I hope there's a summary video of this shit after.
>>68492638
yes,trespassing on city prop, and he'll prolly get destruction of city prop too.
DRONEBRO IS LAUNCHING
DRONEBRO IS LAUNCHING
DRONEBRO IS LAUNCHING
>>68492555
treeking disciple of kek has graced trips upon this /pol/ack, when will you listen America?
>was getting caught part of his plan
>cameraman responds
HOLY SHIT 10/10
ALL HAIL TREEKING
KING OF THE TREES
SPEAKER OF THE FOREST
>>68492674
Treeking can't be tempted by the flesh of shrieking whores and will remain steadfast
Repeating digits make it so
>>68492701
Attempted assault.... He was throwing branches, pin cones and christmas lights at people earlier.
WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
>WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
>WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
>WHERE IS ANON WITH THE DRONE
>>68492706
He might die. Maybe
>>68492819
THE DRONE IS HAPPENING
>>68492819
>DRONEBRO IS LAUNCHING
what is the link to this?
>>68492819
Can we watch the footage somewhere?
>>68492819
HYPEEEE
>>68492819
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
>>68492674
What a whore.
>>68492819
Significant development
>>68492819
OOOOOH
>>68492819
OH SHIT STREAM
>>68492819
YESSS!!! resupply treeking!!!
>>68492819
Post cigs
>>68492819
No cigs
ABORT
ABORT
That little stunt he pulled by shitting out the side of a tree in public will probably land him on the sex offenders list
>>68492701
He's getting disturbing the peace and destruction of property for sure. He's probably going to get into trouble for shutting down the street and using public resources (fire, police, EMT)
>>68492819
GET HIM SMOKES AND BEER
>>68492819
WE HAVE LIFT OFF
>>68492858
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68492819
jesus fucking christ
>>68492819
lets hope the cops dont have SAMs
>>68492819
>reverse search
>No results
REAL
For all of you who like this guy. You think he is a Trump supporter? I doubt he can even vote.
>>68492819
Give the guy some food bro
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
KILO ECHO KILO
11223344
CONFIRMATION LION ECHO LION
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
>>68492835
fugg
>Captcha: select all trees
>I leave for 2 hours all but assured TreeKing will be over when I come back.
>He's still fucking up there.
>He looks comfy as fuck.
>Sun is rising.
Glorious.
>>68492819
with what? he needs smokes
>>68492819
OH SHIT HERE WE GO NIGGERS
I AM FUCKIGN RECORDING
>>68492839
Busy knocking over the cardstand
Long live treeking!!!!
Some serious Medical shit going on on scanner!
Just woke up, pleased to see he's still going strong.
that wind is picking up, gotta be much colder than ground level
>>68492819
Estimate trajectory and ETA, are we inbound
>>68492819
>>68492819
What are you dropping off?